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  • @LebronJamesDog
    @LebronJamesDog Рік тому +465

    Tommy wont pin this

  • @stargirl_xo_2004
    @stargirl_xo_2004 Рік тому +567

    When I was in 4th grade I was getting picked on by this girl, and I was watching my little pony parody’s and I saw one of them call a character a slüt. So the next day when she came to bother me I said “at least I don’t dress like a slüt”. And I got lunch detention 💀

  • @synical_zero0003
    @synical_zero0003 Рік тому +411

    This isn't really an evil story, more like a down bad story but when I was 8 years old I was watching Spongebob on TV and got bored so I started flicking through random channels, and out of nowhere stumbled upon a corn channel (My Mom must have forgot to put a blocker on or something). I didn't know what sex was because I was 8 years old obv, but I thought it was hot so I grabbed out my 3DS and just started recording it so I could watch it later. Later that day I was at my Dad's house and my dumb 8 year old mind decided to start watching the corn on my 3DS right next to my two cousins, my cousin saw me watching it and literally had to wrestle my DS out of my hand and he showed it to my Aunt. My Aunt went upstairs and told my Dad, which I then started freaking out because I thought I was about to get the biggest ass whooping of my life, but that didn't even happen because my Dad explained to me why watching that stuff is wrong and he just deleted all of the recordings and pictures of my DS. It took him like an hour to do that because I think I took like a shit ton of pictures too. Then after that I got my 3DS taken away for like 2 weeks as punishment. That was the craziest thing I've ever done as a kid, I'm 19 and I remember it like it was yesterday.

    • @meechylindsey9880
      @meechylindsey9880 Рік тому +98

      This gotta be the most traumatic backstory ever 😭

    • @broplsineedatwinimlonely
      @broplsineedatwinimlonely Рік тому +38

      @@meechylindsey9880 shit as a 17 year old I can confirm I almost did that but I remembered what sex was

    • @parannouls
      @parannouls Рік тому +21

      bro ☠️☠️☠️

    • @imbio6930
      @imbio6930 Рік тому

      L cousin,bro really ratted you out just like that,how old was your cousin anyway?Coz if he was significantly older than you and just decided to show it to your aunt rather than explain why it was gonna get you an ass whooping is L behaviour

    • @khaledm.1476
      @khaledm.1476 Рік тому +84

      Your dad handled it pretty cool, they just explained the situation and disciplined you without the need for violence

  • @elishanecaz
    @elishanecaz Рік тому +111

    On my ninth birthday, my friend told me I should take a shit on a public beach because I hated the public bathroom. I did it and my stepmom accidentally came across it.

    • @zaab5253
      @zaab5253 Рік тому +7

      No comment💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @saulgoodmanclone
      @saulgoodmanclone Рік тому +7

      WHAT DA HELL💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @candaceoseibonsu7739
      @candaceoseibonsu7739 Рік тому +1

      50th like

    • @Obsession.999
      @Obsession.999 7 місяців тому +1

      I LOVE THIS PLACE AND I HEARD IT TOO MUCH AND I HEARD IT WAS A JOKE GUYS WITH A LOT OF FUN AND I HEARD IT WAS A JOKE GUYS AND I HEARD IT WAS A JOKE GUYS AND I HEARD IT WAS A JOKE GUYS AND I WAS A LITTLE BIT MORE ATTENTION TO MAKE IT A BIT EASIER FOR THE GAME 6AM BUT IT IS NOT THE SAME THING ABOUT IT AND I THINK IT WAS A JOKE GUYS AND I HEARD IT WAS AND I WAS IN THE WRONG PLACE AND I HEARD IT WAS A JOKE GUYS BUT YOU CAN DO SOMETHING WRONG WITH

    • @spingleboygle
      @spingleboygle 5 місяців тому +2

      @@Obsession.999lil bro’s schizophrenia kicked in 💀💀

  • @JTTest
    @JTTest Рік тому +267

    When I was in the 5th grade, I got pushed onto black ice in front of everyone during recess by a kid. When we got back to class, as he was getting ready to sit down, I quickly kicked the chair from beneath him and did it in a way where it looked like an accident. He was still holding onto his desk ( the hard plastic ones ) so as he fell, the desk landed on him and broke a couple of his front teeth.

    • @xdg21yt
      @xdg21yt Рік тому

      Oh hell nah bruh. Ur gonna be a future murderer.

    • @Lol_low
      @Lol_low Рік тому +6

      HA

    • @reeseon10
      @reeseon10 Рік тому +15

      W

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 Рік тому +17

      When I was in 5th grade, I too also slipped on ice, except nobody pushed me off. I lost my adult tooth and split my lip and was crying. A few weeks later, I wanted it to happen again.

    • @Grilled-bacon251
      @Grilled-bacon251 Рік тому +4

      Revenge at last.

  • @Kitty255Again
    @Kitty255Again Рік тому +490

    In 3rd grade I had the Spartan Rage ability so they kept having to clear the room out like twice a week because I was throwing chairs and flipping tables for the most petty reasons Edit: im going back to that school to finish the job

    • @hadesedits1501
      @hadesedits1501 Рік тому +1

      ...

    • @somedudenameddes0121
      @somedudenameddes0121 Рік тому +17

      Ong me fr

    • @jackygemme863
      @jackygemme863 Рік тому +50

      Bro turned into a rhino

    • @Dookieman1975
      @Dookieman1975 Рік тому +41

      I got a kid in late middle school addicted to “corn” (tame stuff, mostly models) and would basically draw doujin for him for money. Gave him the sauce he wanted and had to do research of whatever tf I could find. He got caught by his mom and he didn’t pay up. Owed me a debt so I basically told the entire class he ogled at pics of girls in his free time. Nobody cared or believed me.

    • @bingushead3491
      @bingushead3491 Рік тому +4

      @@Dookieman1975 errrrrm… What the flip?

  • @qvasar2277
    @qvasar2277 Рік тому +142

    When I was in kindergarten I had a classmate with cancer, and a comedy spark lit the fuse and I spit one of the worst sentences you could ever say to a person with cancer. I said, "You look like Darth Vader." she wore a hat every single day of class until the end of the year.💀

    • @somedudenameddes0121
      @somedudenameddes0121 Рік тому +39

      Menace activity

    • @Dookieman1975
      @Dookieman1975 Рік тому +49

      I made my brother scared to use the bathroom by telling him a shark would bite his ding dong off

    • @qvasar2277
      @qvasar2277 Рік тому +33

      @@Dookieman1975 NAHHH that's evil😭

    • @ThrasheReyes
      @ThrasheReyes Рік тому +13

      black air forces activity

    • @vethenoir
      @vethenoir Рік тому

      Brothers airforces are blacker than a black hole 💀💀

  • @Randomman465
    @Randomman465 Рік тому +231

    All I remember was this one friend ate a spicy ass chip and he was dying, so instead of giving him water I gave him sprite. He didn't realize until he down the whole thing

    • @rullisampan6461
      @rullisampan6461 Рік тому +58

      the devil was writing note on this one

    • @Vexxel256
      @Vexxel256 Рік тому +11

      What does sprite do?

    • @Randomman465
      @Randomman465 Рік тому +42

      @@Vexxel256 let's just say soda makes spicy foods Spicer

    • @CheesyJesse
      @CheesyJesse Рік тому +20

      Water don’t even help, milk does

    • @Randomman465
      @Randomman465 Рік тому +25

      ​@@CheesyJesse his dad didn't come back with it

  • @kristjanprodan5059
    @kristjanprodan5059 Рік тому +76

    It makes me feel better knowing almost everyone has done something evil whe they were kids

    • @lmao1660
      @lmao1660 Рік тому +8

      Kids are cruel Jack

    • @Kaylaw9
      @Kaylaw9 9 місяців тому

      ​@@lmao1660 Especially if they have younger siblings. 😂

  • @genericgentlemen
    @genericgentlemen Рік тому +34

    I stole two books and the invisible ink pens from the book fair, I was basically the dealer for invisible ink pens. I was never caught.

    • @Neoguy123
      @Neoguy123 11 місяців тому +1

      This bitch who was working at the book fair didn't let me get two goosebumps books because I was one cent short.

    • @spingleboygle
      @spingleboygle 5 місяців тому +2

      Breaking Bad but with invisible ink

    • @veriousshifter2930
      @veriousshifter2930 3 місяці тому

      Imagine in middleschool, you and friends be walking behind school during recess and then some random kid comes up and tries to strike a deal involving stolen pens from the bookshop.

  • @goofyicerink9560
    @goofyicerink9560 6 місяців тому +5

    There was this one time (actually multiple times) where I repeatedly made jokes about my best friend's weight. Reasonably he got pretty self conscious and upset and naturally told his mom about it. His mom confronted my mom so my mom asked me if I really did that. I lied and told her no, so that caused both of them to get pretty heated for a bit (it never escalated thankfully). 7 years later she brings up a topic regarding him and remembers about this whole situation, so she asks me if I really never did it. Me, being the most forgetful person on planet earth, forgot that I ever lied to her about that so I confessed. She got pretty mad.
    (side note but my best friend was really damn patient dealing with my antics, he almost never got mad at me. just got sad. what's worse is that it didn't just happen to him. I had a lot of other bigger friends that I picked fights with occasionally and made fun of their weight, and looking back at it, i realise just how much of saints these guys were)

  • @dakotaevoy6344
    @dakotaevoy6344 Рік тому +23

    One time me and my friend went to an abandoned house alone and threw rocks through the already broken windows. We had to walk through a hill and around a small lake then, slid under a rather large hole in a fence. We walked through the neighbourhood just to get there and encountered a Karen along the way.

    • @Grilled-bacon251
      @Grilled-bacon251 Рік тому +1

      What happened with the karen?

    • @dakotaevoy6344
      @dakotaevoy6344 Рік тому

      She was yelling at us for "walking on her driveway" even though we were walking on the other side of the road, and she tried to hold us up. Apparently she called the police because our parents weren't there but the police never came.

    • @annielester
      @annielester Рік тому

      Naww I used to do it too there was an abandoned old home and we decided to throw rocks but they all snitched on me those kids r evil for this never forgave them fr

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 Рік тому

      @@dakotaevoy6344 "Police never came" boom roasted.

  • @strombreakr
    @strombreakr 7 місяців тому +4

    Bro that pencil one was cap
    Pencils don't have any lead smh

  • @nahoya8656
    @nahoya8656 Рік тому +6

    When I was 9 or 10 I ran with my cousin's inhaler bc he won't play with me, and almost killed him. 😶

  • @swag_master8925
    @swag_master8925 Рік тому +8

    When I was in 3rd grade I was looking for cool rocks in my backyard and found an almost spherical rock, the only reason it wasn't a perfect sphere was because it had a huge chunk missing. The neighbor's dog noticed me through a small hole in my fence and I decided to throw the rock at him, I'm pretty sure I didn't hit it, but I felt so guilty.

  • @insertjojosreference8654
    @insertjojosreference8654 Рік тому +9

    4:18 is the perfect example of equivalent exchange

  • @zr_dri
    @zr_dri Рік тому +11

    When I was little I remember it was during a summer,so basically me and a bunch of kids gathered on our neighborhood and started chilling,good times, casual jokes,stuff like that,and out of nowhere here comes a grandpa,he was known for being an asshole,he had many incidents with kids (he would hit them and swear at them),so he comes out calls us names and afterwards I remember someone shouting "fuck you",deadass he turned and we all started running,bro was chasing us but I don't know how or when,but he tripped over something and when we saw that we all took some rocks and started throwing at him, afterwards we just ran as fast as I can,idk if he was alright or not

  • @paul-Goodman
    @paul-Goodman Рік тому +54

    My friend slapped me, because I didn't know what it means, but I got send to the principal office, because I had a ping pong ball with me.

  • @cloudwyrms9752
    @cloudwyrms9752 Рік тому +6

    I was a vindictive ass and threw a book at a kid at the kids play-area of a gym when I was 11 because he kept telling me I was wrong about dinosaurs (my lifelong special interest, NOBODY says I’m wrong at my own game). (For background, he was acting superior for being two years older and I was like “well *I* know more about dinosaurs than you” as a flex) He asked “what are dinosaurs closest related to?” And I was like BIRDS and he was like “nO it’s kOmoDo dRaGonS” and I straight up hid behind a chair and threw it at him like a frisbee when his back was turned later. Ended in a time out and violent meltdown on my end.
    Safe to say I now know I’m long overdue for an asd diagnosis.

  • @IXCamorath
    @IXCamorath Рік тому +7

    The toilet cloger one reminds me when back in primary school my class was just getting ready to go home and then our teacher told us to sit down, so we all sat down and of course started whispering to each other confused about what she was going to tell us about now and we got the message that someone apparently peed, got the toilet paper, wiped and then FKING LEFT IT ON THE WINDOW SILL. We also had multiple toilet clogs, one of the bathrooms had no locks (the year before we had no locks at all though) ,someone tried to jump out the window the year before, someone shat so hard that there was a little stain that wasn't cleaned and someone stuck a pad to the window. This was in 6th class in a girls school, i'm so glad i'm out of there.
    Edit: Btw there's still more stories I just didn't include them

  • @user-xk5hj9zj4e
    @user-xk5hj9zj4e Рік тому +6

    W video as always Tommy

  • @Meatloafes
    @Meatloafes 7 місяців тому +2

    In school I was known as the school plug for giving out answers and giving A’s. But one time there was my annoying friend that was rude and disrespectful to me throughout the year and got me furious multiple times. So I sabotaged him by purposely made him fail on his last days of school after already getting held before and moving away, and deleting some of his work and replacing it with wrong things to lower his grade since I had his password. (He got held back after this story finished) I also robbed all his stuff like notebooks, pencils, chromebook charger etc. But slowly so he wouldn’t notice, I also searched up inappropriate things on his chromebook to get him suspended, framed him for multiple things. Then on his last day I instigated so hard that when he went to the bathroom he immediately got jumped right at the end of school by 6 people and he never knew that any of it was my fault. And this was like May so it was mainly during state tests and extra performance tasks

    • @Meatloafes
      @Meatloafes 7 місяців тому +1

      Oh yea and he didn’t pay for service so he had it coming🔛🔝

    • @rompevuevitos222
      @rompevuevitos222 7 місяців тому +1

      Holy cannoli.
      I am all for revenge, but this is just evil.

    • @Voyeo
      @Voyeo 6 місяців тому +1

      Devious ahh

    • @ghostcreeper243
      @ghostcreeper243 5 місяців тому +1

      Pls tell me you admitted to him before yall didn’t see each other no more

  • @juancovarrubias2918
    @juancovarrubias2918 Рік тому +63

    So I'm a shorty. I never really was threatening or stood my ground, cause one, I'm a shorty, and two, I don't want to get in trouble for defending myself. Clip to the second semester of 6th grade, which was still in elementary for me. I was not having it anymore. I just stayed alone half of my time, and once, when a kid two grades below me (who was still taller, I'm a shorty) grabbed my neck and shook just for laughs, I absolutely clubbed him in the back as he was walking back.
    He turned around and tried hitting me, but I dodged a few hits and then did that kind of "Anime-punch-combo" thing on him. After like 20 seconds of turning his chest, arms, and a bit of his face into the same softness as ground beef, this dude, who is like 5 inches taller than me, probably 40 pounds heavier, walks off to cry with his head in his knees.
    I kind of felt bad, but this was one of those kinds of bullies who just bullied others to feel better about themselves, so he never bothered me again.
    This taught me a life lesson: In life, there are two kinds of people, those who bully you cause your just a weirdo who needs to change (used to have those, I was chill with them later), and those who you just need to put in their place swiftly and brutally.

    • @cooldawggaming1802
      @cooldawggaming1802 Рік тому +4

      the bully deserved it

    • @angryboi595
      @angryboi595 Рік тому +5

      This isn’t evil, you defended yourself!

    • @The_Top_Gun.
      @The_Top_Gun. Рік тому +1

      Getting in trouble for defending yourself is a fat load of horse shit. You should be proud of yourself.

    • @occultsupport
      @occultsupport Рік тому +1

      bro is delusional

    • @juancovarrubias2918
      @juancovarrubias2918 Рік тому

      @@occultsupport bro I was a 4’6 kid who humiliated someone a full head taller than me. He literally went behind a ramp the school had and cried in a feeble position. He had to be comforted. That’s a dub. I don’t care if it was rude, he left me alone afterwards. I didn’t even hurt him. He was just a loser. He wanted someone easy to bully and got humiliated.

  • @waffelz_
    @waffelz_ Рік тому +9

    When I was 10 I shot my neighbors table with my bow on accident by shooting the arrow into the air, and best part yet, my sister said “oh no, our table, it’s broken!”

  • @jamesbutlemon6519
    @jamesbutlemon6519 Рік тому +2

    I used to take all the caps off the bottles in the soda isle, or just put them on so lightly they would fall off if you grabbed it

  • @agnelloyt
    @agnelloyt Рік тому +83

    My story is devious, i was a kid at this time and my grandma needed to take her pills. So I kindly handed her some warm bubbly apple juice in which she proceeded to take a sip of 💀

  • @BigManQuibble
    @BigManQuibble Рік тому +2

    One time when i was like 7, my lil bro was tryna start some shit and i got so mad i slammed him against the wall and knocked a tooth out. The tooth was loose but still

  • @OceanPlays08
    @OceanPlays08 3 місяці тому +1

    One year later this still slaps 🔥

  • @Lava_Lazy
    @Lava_Lazy Рік тому +2

    I remember I and some school friends had a Minecraft realm
    No one joined it when it was made cuz they were busy so I chose to kick start the world by making a house near spawn and mining a bunch of iron and going to the nether
    Long story short they made their houses close to the main one and raided mine for no reason
    Spawn killing, griefing, stealing gear ect
    So I went to the nether, grabbed like 10 lava buckets and destroyed everything.

  • @ThePlayDoc
    @ThePlayDoc Рік тому +3

    When I was very little, between the age of 4 to 7, I got kicked out of not 1, but 2 preschools. Both for the exact same reason. What did I do you may ask? I ran away. I didn't even tell anyone, I just dipped. I think both times I had the intention to go home, or something. Both times, I didn't think anything of it, I was just aiming to go home. But I caused a huge panic for my schools like a new world war was starting. Eventually, I stopped those habbits, but its still kinda an impressive feat that I managed to walk away from 2 school without being noticed until way later.

  • @VExplosion
    @VExplosion Рік тому +5

    “grammy rizz” 💀 19:32

  • @Violence_Min
    @Violence_Min Рік тому +1

    3:31
    "I bet you used your parent's money for Robux!"
    "yea I did"

  • @user-vp7sb5xt7g
    @user-vp7sb5xt7g 7 місяців тому +2

    9:59 I’m always tempted to jump off because I think “dam….I’m living a great life but I can end it all right here and now if I decide to take one step”.

  • @Not_angelic.
    @Not_angelic. Рік тому +1

    Probably 1 because it’s pretty easy to stay off my phone and you won’t get bored because of the people outside of your phone you can talk to

  • @thingytheretxrd
    @thingytheretxrd Рік тому +3

    5:49 i always did mass ant genocides via drowning them or starving them. sometimes id trap them in a box, tape it to the floor, and leave it until they died. it was a clear box too, so i could see them and occasionally id shine a magnifying glass on them to see them run around and squirm

  • @themenacingpenguin.7152
    @themenacingpenguin.7152 Рік тому +5

    21:27 I took a Styrofoam block from walmart but since it was just a random block of styrofoam they didn't say shit, basically I just find the most worthless items with no monetary value and pocket them.

    • @Realfm0lk
      @Realfm0lk 10 місяців тому

      Why though.?

  • @ihadnogoodideasforanamelmao
    @ihadnogoodideasforanamelmao 11 місяців тому +3

    this should be played in cinemas made me die laughing

  • @Dookieman1975
    @Dookieman1975 Рік тому +8

    I was on a playground spinner and as a kid spun me around, I had an intrusive thought and urge to put my hand out and let it slap him in the face at mach speed. And I did.
    For Halloween I met up with my friends and we all dressed up as the riddler’s goons from the Batman and looked for anyone dressed as Batman to pick a fight with. There was just a toddler and his parents were there so I couldn’t do anything.

    • @Pls111
      @Pls111 Рік тому +2

      Though for a second, you would fight the toddler 💀

  • @Da_chither
    @Da_chither Рік тому +1

    My parents used to make me piss me in the sink for some time because there were no stools or chairs in the bathroom where the toilet was but there was a stool under the sink and I used to climb up that and piss in the sink

  • @angryboi595
    @angryboi595 Рік тому +4

    In year 4 (I’m bri’ish) I put some type of dangerous substance in student’s foods when they were gone and over 20 students ended up suffering from bad food poisoning and I think they had to go to the hospital or something

  • @oimenamesrick
    @oimenamesrick Рік тому

    Man same, it's always near a ledge that my mind thinks about jumping off.

  • @OwzeDaMyth
    @OwzeDaMyth Рік тому +11

    I was a very devious kid. I would come home from kindergarten to get a spanking every day. I almost got OSS in first grade, but my dad changed it to ISS, I got a warrant at 5 for punching a teacher in the stomach, almost went to Special Ed’s class. And yah, I did a lot more then what I’ve said. I do remember running from this teacher up and down the stairs in school while she was walking me in the hallway. Yeah, I was a very devious kid throughout K-2
    Durning my 7th grade year, it started again, but I’m good now.

    • @0bviously_Mat
      @0bviously_Mat 2 місяці тому

      💀💀💀💀💀BRO

    • @OwzeDaMyth
      @OwzeDaMyth 2 місяці тому

      @@0bviously_Mat past me explained this like they Aizen or smth 😭 (they not)

  • @Imurdersheep3
    @Imurdersheep3 Рік тому +8

    One time when I was in fifth grade I was walking home from school. And I noticed a kid that hated me was following me I got home before my parents. I went thru the back door he is peeking around my back fence. I just go upstairs about two minutes later I hear knocking on my back door. (it has frosted glass) I see him he has a large pocket knife in his hand. he bangs super hard on the door I see on the counter from yesterday when my dad was building a railing is a brad gun. I grab the brad gun pull down the handle to the door and kick it. And shoot him in the forehead with it. he fled the backyard not sure what happened to him after that. But I just hosed down the porch and went on with my day.

    • @twdynai
      @twdynai Рік тому

      what a fitting username

    • @IAmLiterallyGogeta
      @IAmLiterallyGogeta Рік тому

      in minecraft

    • @LuffyWantsMeat01
      @LuffyWantsMeat01 10 місяців тому

      Tbh if a kid tryna kill you, you gotta fuck them up too

    • @ghostcreeper243
      @ghostcreeper243 5 місяців тому

      A Brad gun is basically a nail gun, he probably dead minutes later

  • @canofsoup2886
    @canofsoup2886 Рік тому +1

    Someone missed the toilet so hard that they managed to crap on the toilet seat AND the bowl at the same time. I’m not even joking

  • @vaedkamat484
    @vaedkamat484 3 місяці тому

    18:18 Bro be burnin books like it was the 1940s💀

  • @Sheshoo47
    @Sheshoo47 Рік тому +2

    My parents pay me back when they borrow and “I will store your money” is just putting them in my savings.

  • @ReganaldVonCluck
    @ReganaldVonCluck 10 місяців тому +1

    from the ppg tower scream to this lol

  • @ultimate2949
    @ultimate2949 Рік тому +3

    One time in boarding school, i got all my clothing stolen, i reported to our guardian and he advised to me to go steal someone else's which I did. Those got stolen again about a week later. Some random dude came into my room to iron his clothes and left them in my locker, I stole it and wore it to school. He had to buy a new set of uniforms LMAO

  • @hugobarragan177
    @hugobarragan177 Рік тому +5

    Homie said, "I dare you to pull his wig off," and so I did. I just wanted homies. By the time I'm in the office and the principal understands, I really don't get the full gist of what I did ( I do now). I get taught a valuable lesson, and I continued to do heinous shit but I learned that day.

  • @The_Top_Gun.
    @The_Top_Gun. Рік тому +2

    I stole a sparkling ice drink from my school cafeteria once. I was right in front of the lunch lady and I had no idea how I didn't get caught.

  • @child11
    @child11 Рік тому

    Honestly, when I was young the only thing I would steal from stores would be tags, just yank shits of coats, clothes, shoes anything

  • @cooldawggaming1802
    @cooldawggaming1802 Рік тому +1

    My friend put a sandwich wrapped in paper in the school microwave and microwaved it for 30 minutes and it caught on fire and the school almost burned down

  • @jangles911
    @jangles911 Рік тому +1

    Not mines but it was crazy. A kid I sat next to stole 100 dollars from his parents rent money to buy squishy balls from another kid💀

  • @valentinesbaee
    @valentinesbaee 10 місяців тому +28

    Back when I was in 2nd grade, my older brother had some type of syndrome, (he was 8 at the time and couldn't do anything for himself because of it) and while in the hospital, he ended up dying, and me being the sensitive, really close to him, and terrible at dealing with bad news, I started thinking about how he could've died, and came up with this crazy ass theory on how his nurse killed him. Knowing that his nurse's grandpa was 3 rooms down from his, in an absolute fit of rage, I decided to go down to his room while no one was looking and unplugged his life support machine. About an hour later my brother's nurse went to go visit his grandpa and found out he was dead. Heard her scream in terror, and i guess she saw that his life support machine was unplugged. She found out who it was (it was me) and I said "That's what you get for killing my brother dumbass! Your grandpa was gonna die soon anyways." and i got banned from that hospital.

    • @valentinesbaee
      @valentinesbaee 10 місяців тому +8

      Also, last year in 7th grade, me and my friends had gotten in trouble for something a group of boys in my class had done an hour earlier. My friends didn't really care about it, but me and my best friend Kaleb both having anger issues, we decided to get back at the boys who'd gotten us in trouble by mixing red paint, Clorox wipe soap, strawberry shortcake scented hand sanitizer, and water together and poured some in a few solid color water bottles and gave it to them. One of them started choking and Kaleb hit him on the back hard enough to make him spit out whatever he was choking on. Turns out Kaleb had also put in a few mini marbles our teacher had on our desk into one of the bottles. We both got expelled, and we found out that when Kaleb hit him on the back, it broke his spine

    • @DiscardedYT
      @DiscardedYT 10 місяців тому +11

      Oh nah💀

    • @riceoverwife
      @riceoverwife 9 місяців тому +19

      OH HELL NAH WTF BRO 💀THIS CAN'T BE REAL

    • @conedtraffic
      @conedtraffic 9 місяців тому +10

      THIS SOME OMORI LEVEL SHIT WHAT THE

    • @bloonsTDenthusiast123
      @bloonsTDenthusiast123 8 місяців тому

      what the absoulte fuck

  • @chill_pill_josh5936
    @chill_pill_josh5936 Рік тому +5

    In 7th grade me and my friend group of guys convinced some of the girls to play “butt tag” with us. The name is self explanatory. A few weeks later I asked the same people if they wanna play butt tag again but they all said no because they thought it was weird. I did think the game was weird too but a nigga just wanted to cop a feel!

    • @mr.overthink2179
      @mr.overthink2179 Рік тому +1

      wtf how did you guys convince them, and your pfp too what the actual fuck

  • @ultimate2949
    @ultimate2949 Рік тому +2

    In 4th grade some kid tripped me like 5 times so i punched him till he lost a tooth, almost got suspended. Haven't been in a fight that serious ever since

  • @bfdibubble4665
    @bfdibubble4665 10 місяців тому

    The thumbnail is funny and devious asf💀

  • @skaboard3119
    @skaboard3119 Рік тому +1

    in elementary school we played a game on the computers called freckle. to log into our accounts we had to do two things: enter our name and enter the class code. the whole class had the same code. in secret at home, i logged into other people’s accounts, spent all of their coins on random shit, and set about 1000 goals that the people now had to complete. the following morning, in a sort of morning meeting thing, the kids i hacked said they got hacked on freckle, and i tried to look really confused, which made me look like an idiot. i never got caught, and me and friends laugh about it now. good times.

  • @Dwin12
    @Dwin12 Рік тому +4

    I pissed in the sink so I wouldn't wake my mom up LMAO

  • @CosmoTheCommander
    @CosmoTheCommander Рік тому +4

    Once I throw my tv remote so hard at my brothers head that in went into it a bit.
    If y’all aren’t sure if he’s alive or dead he’s alive

  • @abandonedacc
    @abandonedacc Рік тому +3

    I remember pushing my cousin down the stairs when I was little, and I did it to do it. Felt good until I got in trouble.

  • @okjeffy6581
    @okjeffy6581 Рік тому

    Glad you included Randall Weebs in the thumbnail.

  • @klindsay7512
    @klindsay7512 Рік тому +1

    4:20 this is cap pencil lead is made out of graphite which is not poisons at all

  • @blaisefontenot798
    @blaisefontenot798 Рік тому +1

    I know you’re supposed to be serious but I find you funny for some reason.

  • @gabrielelrandom6493
    @gabrielelrandom6493 Рік тому

    4:16 Poison 100, oh also my school had a store in the cafeteria and you could buy sandwiches and all that and they were really good actually. Since I was in middle school I was in the same building as 1st to 4th graders so I just took their food in quick hit-and-runs not letting them see my face, I contributed to the school having to install cameras XD after they were in place I stopped

  • @NotUlara
    @NotUlara 7 місяців тому +1

    I’m not gonna say what I’ve done when I was younger, but it was really bad and hella weird. Now at times I really question myself “why was I so insane, I was a small child so surely I wouldn’t know

  • @Carlos_Aguilarr
    @Carlos_Aguilarr Рік тому +1

    2:33 that was me, my excuse was that I am hispanic

  • @gamerya6367
    @gamerya6367 Рік тому +1

    I once stole from family dollar with just lip oil and nail glue, once I got away with it, it became a habit, I almost got caught once when me and my friend (who would steal with me) were checking out (we had to buy some things to make it not suspicious) she heard one of the cashiers say "I think they're robbing us" scared we just payed and left, then we switched to CVS and she stole thinks like candy while I stole makeup and hair dye, eventually I got caught and I was forced to pay for all the things I stole

  • @x0blurry_eye0x94
    @x0blurry_eye0x94 Рік тому +1

    when i was a kid I replaced this one girl's perfume with water cuz I was inspired by the bathroom scene from Matilda

  • @owennofi
    @owennofi Рік тому +1

    One time i was in a birthday party at a pool, my friend hit me it hurt so i almost drowned him, never talked to him again.

  • @HorseWalter
    @HorseWalter Рік тому +1

    bro i got something to say, i stole $40 worth of chuck-e-cheese tokens from a kid playing a racing game leaving his coins in a cup that i stole

  • @glo_opy
    @glo_opy Рік тому +1

    I was roasting the shit out of this one girl and says, "ok, Pinocchio" in like that bratty barbie doll sort of voice. I just take a deep breath and smoothly reply "if im pinnochio, then explain why my nose hasn't grown a centimeter when i said all that shit to you."
    She promptly just sat back in her seat and rolled her eyes at me.
    No. Regrets.

  • @Ethan_skates
    @Ethan_skates 11 місяців тому +1

    in my opinion tommy is one of the only people who look good in glasses

  • @GUNUFofficial
    @GUNUFofficial 6 місяців тому +1

    I stole crap off my teachers desk all the way until the end of highschool, i stole tons of rubber bands pencils and paperclips, and also teacher gum, scissors, a single stapler, and even a bag of buttons and googly eyes, i think i might of stolen candy from various teachers.

  • @matthewmorgan1429
    @matthewmorgan1429 5 місяців тому +2

    One time Only one time I spent my parents money on subscriptions luckily they ended the subscriptions within a few minutes. Also im british and i see this as a absolute win

  • @shellder_gaming
    @shellder_gaming Рік тому

    i stole a mint from my teachers desk that was gonna be handed out for a test

  • @tFrontseat_guy_4249
    @tFrontseat_guy_4249 11 місяців тому +1

    Bro every lock on the toilet stalls at my school are pretty much broken

  • @electricburst0986
    @electricburst0986 Рік тому +1

    I use to kill and torture bugs for fun back when I was a kid

  • @vethenoir
    @vethenoir Рік тому

    When I was about 6-7 I was goobering around in my backyard and saw an ant spawn base, I then got the mischievous idea to kill them brutally. I got back into the house and brought a bunch of chemicals out and unleashed hell on all of them, oh and I broke a kids arm on accident one time

  • @watdat3890
    @watdat3890 11 місяців тому

    for some reason I had the strange urge to steal nuts and bolts from a Home Depot, then I did. Pretty fun.

  • @InsanePersonn
    @InsanePersonn Рік тому +5

    When I was like 7, I use to kill ants with a cup. I use the cup to make the ants go in 2, I would get the ants front half and put it back, and say you wanna go home? Like I always did that it was weird

  • @Jerrythecloaker
    @Jerrythecloaker Рік тому +1

    Bro pulled a cartman

  • @leviackerman8177
    @leviackerman8177 Рік тому

    When I was 12 years old, I swam in a dirty river and never took a shower for an entire month.

  • @SaulXLvampire
    @SaulXLvampire Рік тому

    The most evil I did was when I in middle school me and my friends use to fight each other everyday in bathroom since it the best spot we can fight...almost got caught a ton of times

  • @user-rm6rr2ct6u
    @user-rm6rr2ct6u 8 місяців тому

    5:40 i stopped my happy bike cause there were ants or i go in to places that are dangerous just to avoid stepping on ants

  • @robbycooper6787
    @robbycooper6787 Рік тому +1

    I once dropped a rock in the deep end of a pool as a child

  • @Eagle-dv8ot
    @Eagle-dv8ot Рік тому +1

    9:40 the reason is because your brain wants to make sure it remembers not to actually do it

  • @purplekirby914
    @purplekirby914 Рік тому +2

    When I was in kindergarten I hated using the school bathrooms because they were so nasty so I would pee in the sandbox and always get brought new pants I would look around to see if anyone was watching and then pee

  • @user-zz7yg1yq6s
    @user-zz7yg1yq6s Рік тому

    I was once chilling in a toppled over bin (don’t ask, I was 5-8 years old and the bin was empty) and I didn’t want to leave the bin to go to the toilet so I pissed myself and had to get picked up

  • @stickergz
    @stickergz Рік тому +1

    5:48
    A nice rule I made is that if any bug is on my property their fucked.
    I don't mess with them, they dont mess with me.

  • @lozt6738
    @lozt6738 Рік тому

    Good video Jarret Allen

  • @checo8383
    @checo8383 11 місяців тому

    I tear off a caution sign in the park

  • @snickers5056
    @snickers5056 10 місяців тому

    11:27 being scared of the toilet in elementary school is crazy

  • @ThePaperBandit
    @ThePaperBandit Рік тому +2

    The man who stabbed someone with a pencil is lying, he claimed they got lead poisening but the thing is the "lead" in pencils is not lead its graphite, and graphite is non-toxic

    • @reddeath9607
      @reddeath9607 10 місяців тому

      🤓

    • @ThePaperBandit
      @ThePaperBandit 10 місяців тому

      blud can NOT be talking to me when you got that ash ketchum mlg sunglasses THUG LIFE profile picture@@reddeath9607

  • @Fluffyeye47
    @Fluffyeye47 Рік тому +1

    When I was in 6th grade, I got my dad’s credit card information and spent god knows how much of his money on $20 micro transactions. I was the favorite, and I was always honest but this time I just lied and acted like I didn’t know and pretended like it was an accident, and my internet illiterate parents believed it.

  • @BloodyThroat2271
    @BloodyThroat2271 Рік тому

    9:18 thats the primitive instincts bro i swear

  • @Jvm-iq2qe
    @Jvm-iq2qe Рік тому

    Back when I was like 9 or 10 years old me, my brother and my mom used to go to this place called Little world(it was in Spanish tho). They had a bunch of stuff there like toys, bracelets, makeup, just a bunch of random stuff and they weren’t packaged either, they were just placed in boxes(this a third world country btw). So one day we go there and there’s some really cool power ranger figures there that me and my brother want. My mom says no to buying them obviously so my brother and I come up with a plan, we stuffed a couple of the figures in our pockets and took them with us. I think we took like 4 of them and nobody ever noticed, our short were pretty baggy. The action figures probably weren’t worth more than a dollar tho.

  • @PrimarySweeper13
    @PrimarySweeper13 Рік тому

    Someone shat on the floor of our high school locker room

  • @pasqallysquigglyjunior277
    @pasqallysquigglyjunior277 10 місяців тому +1

    Also, I used to steal cloth napkins from restaurants☠️

  • @pugthequadrobist
    @pugthequadrobist Рік тому +1

    So- I used to bite people in daycare when I was in pre-school for no reason.

    • @youtubeguygamer6216
      @youtubeguygamer6216 11 місяців тому

      reminded of when my neice got bit so i teached her how to day bad words