@@-That1Ghost- Yeah. Apparently someone at NASA used the customary system by mistake, and a satellite ended up crashing because it was too close to the planet it was meant to be orbiting.
@@user-ow9uo8mc4f Step 1: go to the Weird cave at the desert Step 2: Find witch Step 3:make her curse you with "you are what you eat" Step 4: Eat a taco bell taco(Any) Done
UA-cam algorithm blessed me with eklectic a while ago, and I have watched through all his videos multiple times. Please give us more of this wondrous content
I just want to let you know that I need more of this. I just discovered your channel like 2 days ago and I love how youre asking the actual important questions of life! ♥
@@Shreck12 i would like to keep our reputation as good as possible just incase the aliens can bring us back to life, the internet has things that may... jeopardize that outcome
Hey man, if this video doesn't pull in the views like your last ones did, don't worry. We who are here now will be with you forever. 2 years is a long time, but now let's look to the future regardless of sub counts or viewers. We will love your videos no matter what they are, and that's all that ever really matters
Trust me, the entirety of the attention that this channel got was due to The Algorithm(TM) recommending the lions v sun video 2 months ago, I wasn't planning on this one to take off. Honestly, if you compared the attention that this video got when it was first uploaded to the attention that the other ones did in their first 2 days, this is outperforming by a landslide, just because people are more aware
@@eklectic497 I'm really glad that you've tempered your expectations. I know how hopeful you can be returning to something and expecting it to be the same, and then how crushing it can be when it doesn't work out like you think. Please, keep being awesome
"Hey, I just wanted to say that soup you gave me is working well on my skin! Thanks for the gift man!" "You're welcome, Grandma will probably be happy that her ash worked well on you" "Huh??"
"Bro that soap bar you have is awesome! I feels so clean and refreshed!" "IKR! I love that kind of bottled soa-" "Wait did you say bar of soap?" "Yeah? My skin feels like baby skin lo-" *"What bar of soap Kyle"* "The bar of soap on that pedestal in your bathroo-?" *"That was my grandma Kyle"* "W-wha-?" *"MY GRANDMA KYLE, YOU WASHED YOURSELF WITH MY GRANDMA KYLE?!?!!"*
Happy April 56th everyone!
But really, thanks for sticking around for so long. This was a bit of a relearning process, I hope you like it!
Cool!
Welcome back :D
I LOVE YOUR VIDS
You're back, finally
I had been waiting for so long, and it's finally here, let's goooo
I like how you changed the brand “dove” into just “bird” on the soap lmao
Could've written "flew"
@@different5451 jumped
@@gkdunch leaped
drowned
@@different5451 could’ve written pigeon
“Ferb I know what we’re gonna do today”
Breaking news, Phineas and Ferb have been caught committing war crimes in 3rd world county's make soap for their mom on mother's day.
@@Misspinay408 sad
@@Misspinay408 =)
@@Polai010 😏
@@Misspinay408 sad
*disappears for years*
*comes back*
*tells you how to be soap*
*Leaves for years again*
*refuses to elaborate further*
He did this to himself
the more you know
sam o nella 2.0
He gone to become soap
Spent years researching the topic
Makes an educational video about it
Leaves to turn himself into soap
Holy shit the legend is back at it again. When is: "How to become: Gun"
depends if he lives in america
How to become: Female
How to be before the come
He is totally gonna make this
Dude just eat taco bell to became a gun
Actually the most basic thing in the human body is my personality
LOL I am dead
Your Personality is in my body 😳
@@theperfectbotsteve4916 kimi no na wa / Your name be like
@@venturer9400YEETUS BOTTUS
420 likes
Plot twist: he hasn’t uploaded because he turned himself into soap
💀
@RoleplayerYT 💀
@@Just_a_lamb 💀
💀
💀
man still kept the same mic
hello, verified UA-camr
Yes
here before 1K likes
Horizon! My man! Didn't knew you were here! I love your "killing p2w servers" content
the people above me are gay
Eklectic‘s back! And wow that sub count though
Yay
Wish UA-cam recommendations is working again
Finally
i didn't know Eklectic; but i do know you, KhAnubis, and now that you have commented i know this must be a channel worthwhile :3
I know right?!
This is the exact kind of content that the world is in desperate need of. Plz come back, friend.
Could you do "how to become: pickle" because that would be the funniest shit I will ever see
Lol this comment about pickles funniest shit I will ever see
@@justaorangewithapeel7986 this comment about this comment is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
@Muhammad Jafri this comment about this comment about this commentis the funniest thing ive ever seen
@@chatteralt8905 this comment about that comment about that comment is the funniest shit ever
@@Nevermind2010 None of this is the funniest shit I've ever seen.
0:56 "Unfortunately the body is a well-tuned machine"
I'd say that's VERY fortunate xD
"I will turn you into 2.890 kg of soap" is my new favourite way to threaten people
Reject Humanity, return to soap
Reject humanity return to a photon
Lol
Reject humor create meaningful impacts on impacts on society
Good or bad I don't care whitch
Lmao this soap would literally cost an arm and a leg
A small price for soap
Soap taste good
@Mr Korla are you sure he’s a race
@Mr Korla so I’m a luigi race cool
Ed crying in the corner
The Weird Al Yankovic reference in the jingle that plays every time you mentioned the pancreas is CRIMINALLY underrated.
So sad this is the only comment I can find mentioning this
It's so much more notable since it's one of his few original songs. And it's so good.
Now, we just have to wait for the return of Sam O'Nella.
YES
He tried to make one but then got his account suspended for an unknown amount of time. He has a Twitter.
@@optimisticwatermelon WAIT, AFTER 2 YEARS OF N'ONELLA WE WERE ABOUT TO GET SOMETHING AND UA-cam SAID SCREW YOU?!?!?!? FUCKING BULLSHIT
Do not speak of his demise
Yep...
5:47
not enough people are mentioning that he showed camera recorded evidence that he actually made soap in a video about turning humans into soap
But where.. did he get the ash..
@@Mikasks we do a little trolling
Well of course he cant just tell you how to make the soap he has to make the soap to prove you can
@@blaz3st0rm12 THE QUESTION IS *WHERE DID HE GET THE ASH?!?!?!?*
@@Mikasks *DON'T ASK, WE DO LARGE AMOUNTS OF TROLLING NOW*
You know when I was younger, I thought I would be an engineer. But here I am at 2 am watching a video on how to become soap
"1500 degrees freedom" one of the best things I've ever heard
Yes, we Americans refuse to use the metric system under all circumstances (except for when working at NASA, apparently).
funniest shit I've ever seen
@@darckap2785 ah yes denying the metric system, all homies hate the metric system. Lol and we actually use it for NASA? I guess that makes sense.
@@-That1Ghost- Yeah. Apparently someone at NASA used the customary system by mistake, and a satellite ended up crashing because it was too close to the planet it was meant to be orbiting.
@@darckap2785 wow, the more you know
Playing “My Pancreas” by Weird Al during the explanation of bicarbonate in the Pancreas was a nice touch.
"Soap trusted you" you proceed to get kicked to death by some dude next to a bar of soap
“I am inevitable”
“And I am soap”
*Snaps*
"soap trusted you i thought i could too"
@@frenchtrueneutral5637 "Then why in the bloody hell, does Makarov know you!!"
@Thanos Hi Inevitable, I'm Dad
Legends say he became soap
I’m very based I shouldn’t have a problem of becoming soap
sussy balls
pee is stored in the balls
Would you get mad at me if i accidentalt droped you?
@@monkebrainedfish3130 yes
Based? Based on what?
He's basically suggesting that people can be soapificated after they die.
Better than ashes
Can?
It has already been done.
By the nazis out of all people.
@@quedtion_marks_kirby_modding Ha! Wait are you joking? 😉
@@octoquetra9198 no, they actualy did it.
@@quedtion_marks_kirby_modding what
This is exactly in line with the sort of rabbit holes I go down late at night, I've found my people
No way he’s alive, glad you’re back pal this is the short moment where I can say hi before you go famous 🤩🥺
Omg he gave you a heart bro. Maybe you should try sliding into those dms to so you can strike while the iron is hot bro 😉.
Legit just discovered this channel and i also discover that its back, so thats nice
bro researched, put out this video, then actually became soap. what dedication💪
From the creators of: how many spaghetti fits in a car we bring you How to become soap
Didn’t realize I needed to know this... but I did
This guy fr makes bangers and disapears like sam o' nella
If they just popped up and made a video together that would blow my mind.
The legend is finally back!
Hell yah
@Adi and he’s still gone
This tutorial is very useful, thanks. It was exactly what i was looking for!
Are you adolf hitler
If there *is* one aspect that is 100% verifiably untrue, it is myself thinking about reality through the eyes of my bar of soap.
The Return of the King.
Now could you do How to Become: Happy
yes
how to become : taco
Drugs
@@user-ow9uo8mc4f
Step 1: go to the Weird cave at the desert
Step 2: Find witch
Step 3:make her curse you with "you are what you eat"
Step 4: Eat a taco bell taco(Any)
Done
@@Averaage_Commenter :D
Fight Club fans: "Now this looks like a job for me."
Finally found a comment about fight club
I was looking for this comment lol
hell yeah
Some small towns in my country (
Screw having my ashes scattered, i wanna be soap for the boyz.
UA-cam algorithm blessed me with eklectic a while ago, and I have watched through all his videos multiple times. Please give us more of this wondrous content
I guess he turned himself into a soap and never came back
I just want to let you know that I need more of this.
I just discovered your channel like 2 days ago and I love how youre asking the actual important questions of life! ♥
rip
Oh my god it’s finally happened. He has returned holy crap
In Poland, during WW2 there were factories that made soaps out of human ash, mainly out of Polish people's ash
In Croatia..
I swear this guy's catchphrase should be,
"Hey, this is Eklectic, where we solve problems that no one has."
Doug Doug
Sounds like every big company, we solve problems you shouldn’t need for 💵
Sounds like that already been copyrighted by a piece of food, apparently
@@sg21yt No, no, that’s “Hey, I’m Dougdoug, and we solve problems that no one has.”
step one: create the problem
-Danny2462
“Juice those organs” not a phrase I expected to hear today
man left for 3 years, dropped a tutorial on how to be soap, and dipped.
Ikr
Aliens are going to have a bad understanding of humanity if they see this video.
lets hope that the aliens in general never find out how to get on the internet
@@Shreck12 i would like to keep our reputation as good as possible just incase the aliens can bring us back to life, the internet has things that may... jeopardize that outcome
10/10 tutorial, worked perfectly!
He forgor to make tutorial how make a person from a soap
He just told us how to become soap and then went back to the milk store
He came back when the world needed him the most.
ooooo hentai, I need you
Teen Teen, what're you gonna do when you turn 20?
@@Direblade11 yeah youre 12
@@prump I'm literally 20 lol. IDK why my comment seemed important enough to you to try and insult it.
With all the covid stuff we need more soap lol
So... I actually have learned how to become soap after 2 years of waiting
this guy is answering the questions that no one asked ever and i love it
Hey man, if this video doesn't pull in the views like your last ones did, don't worry. We who are here now will be with you forever. 2 years is a long time, but now let's look to the future regardless of sub counts or viewers. We will love your videos no matter what they are, and that's all that ever really matters
Trust me, the entirety of the attention that this channel got was due to The Algorithm(TM) recommending the lions v sun video 2 months ago, I wasn't planning on this one to take off. Honestly, if you compared the attention that this video got when it was first uploaded to the attention that the other ones did in their first 2 days, this is outperforming by a landslide, just because people are more aware
@@eklectic497 I'm really glad that you've tempered your expectations. I know how hopeful you can be returning to something and expecting it to be the same, and then how crushing it can be when it doesn't work out like you think. Please, keep being awesome
Rip
When you find a new great channel that hasn’t uploaded in years 😞
Ah, yes. I was just wondering, "I need to become bootleg soap by cremating myself."
This video skyrocketed back in the 40's
What a time to be alive.
The legend has returned!
ngl I can read the first phase only in the two minute papers voice.
@@AAAAAA-qs1bv ok
The legend is finally back let’s go!!
"i have a gift for you"
"what is it"
"its me into soap sence you need to shower."
1:29 Those are some... surprisingly accurate drawn threaded steel pipes. Good job
When the world needed him most
He returned
"Hey, I just wanted to say that soup you gave me is working well on my skin! Thanks for the gift man!"
"You're welcome, Grandma will probably be happy that her ash worked well on you"
"Huh??"
So like, I literally found your channel yesterday, and was sad to find out it died. And then you upload today. Madlad
Thats the first Video after two years?
Legend
As a newfound soap, I must say that this video was quite informative. Thank you for this tutorial.
How to become Soap.
71k people: Hmm, interesting.
I was having a good day until I read this comment
I want to become soap when I die.
Idiots will update the views as the time goes on
@@shukriwafiq5220 h e y it’s at 124k views now
@@thebigcheese5536 same
This is what happens when Micheal Stevens merges his DNA with the troll-science guy
Soap trusted you, I thought I could too
Thanks for answering this existential question!
Nice channel name btw 😉
Plot twist he actually because soap and that is why he disappeared again
This was so fantastic, please continue, im so sad there is so few of these.
Yeah he is probably still not upload for a while
When we needed him the most he returned
Thanks! My mom loved the soap, though she has begun to question where my brother went.
Ohhh no Yok not again
For someone who turned into soap, this is accurate
so even if i became soap i would still be useless, thanks.
that might be pretty painful but ill see it out
I’m disappointed you didn’t utilize your user name
"Bro that soap bar you have is awesome! I feels so clean and refreshed!"
"IKR! I love that kind of bottled soa-"
"Wait did you say bar of soap?"
"Yeah? My skin feels like baby skin lo-"
*"What bar of soap Kyle"*
"The bar of soap on that pedestal in your bathroo-?"
*"That was my grandma Kyle"*
"W-wha-?"
*"MY GRANDMA KYLE, YOU WASHED YOURSELF WITH MY GRANDMA KYLE?!?!!"*
Oh you just got me to remember the story about the Italian woman who turned all of her murdered victims into soap! Oh, what a beautiful story
You can tell me that story?
I thought it was hitler
@@footfinger8195 no shit bro XDD
@@xxizcrilexlxx1505 first rule of italian woman club
@@itouse7545 ok ok
I was wondering how to become soap, Perfect timing!
Instructions unclear accidentally fused my soul with a bar of soap
dude spent 5 minutes going through bio chemistry and then just went back to making soap the original way
*"The return of the King"*
The great Eklectic will not be defeated.
Get it? Its related to your profile picture
Actually, under certain conditions, a decaying body’s fat is converted into a soap substance. Check into that
Finally! A video made just for me!
*_A video made for US_*
*Soviet anthem plays*
I made this comment without realizing this is the first video he’s made in *checks again* 2 whole years!
Including the pancreas song in the background of the part where you’re talking about the pancreas is pretty great.
Why are people not mentioning that he put Switzerland when he said neutral that is the best thing ever
No one :
Eklectic : Time Travel
He's back!
Now we have to wait 2 more years for a new video, man can't wait for that.
YAY he finally uploaded again
I thought he said he was going to upload every 4-6 weeks it's been 2 years dang
And now it has been 6 more months.. Still waiting for a video.
I get reminded of him every few months
@@divyansh36972 more months! No video 😢
Another 2 months and no new video
Sucks that this genius hasn't uploaded for 10months
Imagine a collab between this guy and nilered
5:04 underrated joke
true
This is the kind of thing I'd watch at 3 am
guys lemme just become a soap real quick
After 2 years, when we needed him most, he returned
I have learned more from this man than school
next : stick vs entire us military.
stick broke in half its 2 sticks. I rest my case.