You Can Win Fights In Prison But You Won't Sleep

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  • Опубліковано 25 жов 2024

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  • @offtherecord572
    @offtherecord572 Рік тому +159

    This guy is a great storyteller 😭 Ngaze ngahleka.

    • @sinethembangundana8071
      @sinethembangundana8071 Рік тому +2

      Qondile

    • @niiko_boomker3661
      @niiko_boomker3661 Рік тому +3

      lol thembikosi mfe2...to think that aksiyoninto ayfundele leyo.isphiwo.kunabant abakwaziyo ukuchaza kahle istori kubengath nawe wawkade ukhona

    • @manelimbongwa42
      @manelimbongwa42 Рік тому +2

      Nami sengifile insini

    • @thabangtladi8057
      @thabangtladi8057 Рік тому +2

      Isizulu sakhe siya ngihlekisa ngempela😅🤣

    • @Mntungwa77
      @Mntungwa77 7 місяців тому

      Uma uthi ufuna ukubhema, uzothola iboxer!!! Uzokunika ugwayi ukuze uwudlulisele komunye, awubhemi wena kodwa ugwayi ungowakhu!!! Sjoeee 😂😂😂😂

  • @jaytwala
    @jaytwala Рік тому +73

    This guy will never go back to jail. He learned the hard way! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lubabalositole1399
    @lubabalositole1399 Рік тому +33

    "ngiyalibonga ijele"🔥😭😹 good storytelling though❤🙏.

  • @i_am_lvcky
    @i_am_lvcky Рік тому +72

    “Ngyalibonga ijele, I prefer ukuthi ngishone straight” 😂😂😂😂

    • @zeeelove9259
      @zeeelove9259 Рік тому +4

      Nami😭😭

    • @michaelmbatha8474
      @michaelmbatha8474 Рік тому +5

      akaze ngihleke kanje. The way he repeated "ijele eyi, ijele eyi, ijele ngiyalibonga ijeke, i prefer ukuthi ngife". Came from pain but funny at the same time🤣😂🤣

    • @arthursekunda6456
      @arthursekunda6456 Рік тому

      It got me in hysterics when he said that 😂

  • @feliciouschotomurahwa2344
    @feliciouschotomurahwa2344 Рік тому +46

    Im not Zulu or Xhosa but i love reality shows...if follow them...i hear part of the story...may the directors of this show consider including subtitles for our sake

  • @richardzungu2447
    @richardzungu2447 Рік тому +157

    The sad part is that the majority of criminals/politicians that deserve this experience are not in jail.

  • @manm9028
    @manm9028 Рік тому +64

    Had me laughing when he was talking about giving your fruit to everyone in the cell and they still take your money 😂

    • @manelimbongwa42
      @manelimbongwa42 Рік тому +2

      Mina ngiqedwe yile ye bhande😂😂😂😂

  • @russelmtlokwa6058
    @russelmtlokwa6058 Рік тому +42

    🤣🤣 i dont know how many times i have watched lomjita🤣🤣

  • @caesar3909
    @caesar3909 Рік тому +7

    "mawuthi uyambheka iphara qobo leli" Ey lel tyma liyangiqheda 😂 Kodwa yoh he is so well spoken ngesiZulu, ivocabulary yakhe is amazing.

  • @kadafientertainment26
    @kadafientertainment26 Рік тому +14

    Mawuthi uyabheka yiphara qobo leli😂😂😂😩

  • @AphiweMbongwa-sv5pd
    @AphiweMbongwa-sv5pd Рік тому +2

    "Into ozoyishaywa"😢😂😂😂am not laughing yaz🤣🤣

  • @azaniapulse3014
    @azaniapulse3014 Рік тому +13

    This guys speaks deep isiZulu, struggled to comprehend what he said, but ayyi ubhuti is traumatized 😂

  • @sfisomlondo6699
    @sfisomlondo6699 Рік тому +9

    " Angmazi lobaba kodwa ng'cabangu ukuthi sewafa" just like that 😭😭

  • @kingbhubesi
    @kingbhubesi Рік тому +240

    So technically there is no rehabilitation in jail. It is more like an internship for a criminal career.

    • @lastpreacher9093
      @lastpreacher9093 Рік тому +23

      That’s right. Result is that they come out worse.

    • @russelmtlokwa6058
      @russelmtlokwa6058 Рік тому +17

      They give you a bible as he says, whether uyali understander or not okwakho lokho

    • @murphymaruma3442
      @murphymaruma3442 Рік тому +7

      Absolutely. It should be renamed because they're not "correcting" or "rehabilitating" wrongdoers

    • @lulamelamdzula1715
      @lulamelamdzula1715 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂😂 Exactly

    • @mxolisi6220
      @mxolisi6220 Рік тому

      Lmao😂😂

  • @Loopy1995
    @Loopy1995 Рік тому +17

    Bro can u add subtitles to your clips i really wish i could understand what they are all saying because you have good body of work keep it up

  • @lindamoya4997
    @lindamoya4997 Рік тому +16

    🤣🤣🤣kills me when he says '' aw'phinde ul'thole'', when he talks about gents taking your belt

  • @michaelmbatha8474
    @michaelmbatha8474 Рік тому +5

    "Ubhema uwubani wena, ithina o baba la, yaaah"🤣😂🤣😂😂😂

  • @skully_que18
    @skully_que18 Рік тому +1

    "Yabona le mali ezophuma khona kuwena, hmmm uzokbona"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sazisomseyisi2183
    @sazisomseyisi2183 Рік тому +6

    "ijele ngiyalibonga" 😂🤣😂😂 caba ziakhala

  • @sthembisomkhize1734
    @sthembisomkhize1734 Рік тому +10

    When he says " ngiyalibonga ijele" ekugcineni u can tell that he is really hurt mmm

    • @zikelokium575
      @zikelokium575 Рік тому

      I believe more to come from him very sooner

  • @zolaninyuliwe6522
    @zolaninyuliwe6522 Рік тому +9

    Lol this guy is a good story teller indeed. 😂

  • @waltersibanyoni2467
    @waltersibanyoni2467 Рік тому +23

    Too much bullying in prison my goodness 😭😭

  • @tebogobrown1690
    @tebogobrown1690 Рік тому +4

    Lol, from 10:02, I am on stitches. Thank you very much brother for your sharing your story. Highly appreciated, the same goes for the producers, editors, cameramen, and women everyone involved in bringing us this amazing content. 👏 🙏

  • @zakithiganyaza5525
    @zakithiganyaza5525 Рік тому +7

    I am emotional when I hear these stories bcz some are arrested on self defence they don't deserve this playing with demons in jail

  • @zeeelove9259
    @zeeelove9259 Рік тому +4

    Lo ongena visitor manje uyaphi yhuu inzima nayi.indawo 😂😂😂😂

  • @uerijandjamutirua4279
    @uerijandjamutirua4279 Рік тому +3

    Every time this channel always has a title that attracts my interest...but once I click on the video I quickly remember why I dont watch this channel. And that's because I don't understand the language spoken and the channel makes no effort to solve this issue.

  • @lindokuhlenxumalo7821
    @lindokuhlenxumalo7821 Рік тому +6

    Dude is definitely funny without him trying 🤣

  • @jerrymaike2653
    @jerrymaike2653 7 місяців тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I'm a tsonga but I understood everything from groetman story

  • @Prince-qr1te
    @Prince-qr1te Рік тому +18

    The videos are getting too short. The-20 minute-long ones were fine

  • @maxwellcupido32
    @maxwellcupido32 Рік тому +4

    "kodwa inkinga aklaleki"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @simamkelemkaza9004
    @simamkelemkaza9004 Рік тому +1

    5:32 took my lungs out with laughter😂😂

  • @refiloescott8407
    @refiloescott8407 3 місяці тому

    " Gwisshhhh" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @olwethukhongolo5362
    @olwethukhongolo5362 Рік тому +2

    Mawufika endlini batholukuthi unemali.. into ozayishawa ushawelwe imali yakho🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DADAMANism
    @DADAMANism Рік тому +3

    This guy is from Zimbabwe, no ways.

  • @phindatshibase8937
    @phindatshibase8937 Рік тому +8

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"qoma ke phela"

  • @Ghetto_child
    @Ghetto_child Рік тому +10

    🤣🤣 I can't stop laughing

  • @Mfanelo97
    @Mfanelo97 Рік тому +1

    Yabona I’m hear the sad parts but this guy 😂😂😂😂 uyahlekisa the way he tells stories … unmatched!)

  • @SK..._
    @SK..._ Місяць тому +1

    This Guy is Zimbabwean!

  • @mmathabosegabutla4522
    @mmathabosegabutla4522 Рік тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yeah neh some places you'd never wanna see them again.... Ngiyalibonga ijele

  • @reginaldtarirosabeta221
    @reginaldtarirosabeta221 Рік тому +4

    IF YOU ADDED SUBTITLES TO YOUR VIDEOS YOUR CHANNEL WOULD GET EVEN BIGGER

  • @0ct8gon
    @0ct8gon Рік тому +2

    Is there a longer version of this interview?

  • @tkmore5986
    @tkmore5986 Рік тому +9

    I find it concerning tht participants speak mostly Zulu...A,deeper understanding of this needs to been unlocked. For one i think the province has experienced so much crime and violence it became desensitised and what shouldn't be became the norm. A way to attend to trauma and after effects needs to be undertaken . A lot of healing needs to take place not only fr the province but the entire SA.

  • @axolilekopman2065
    @axolilekopman2065 Рік тому +1

    Top grootman this one what a story teller. Hahaha

  • @bongiweselematsela4993
    @bongiweselematsela4993 Рік тому +1

    OhhNkosi yam...I am laughing like crazy...and trying to control myself.... I feel bad for laughing...but kunzima.

  • @danceswithwolves7085
    @danceswithwolves7085 Рік тому +4

    Please upload more of his content

  • @mfihlakalondabezitha9647
    @mfihlakalondabezitha9647 Рік тому +7

    Webhuti wami🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sbusisombatha5899
    @sbusisombatha5899 Рік тому +4

    The Storytelling here🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

  • @lebohangmofokeng3218
    @lebohangmofokeng3218 Рік тому +3

    There is just too much that is happening on a daily in prison ai ai ai you always have to be ready for whatever at any given time

    • @satoshinakamoto6808
      @satoshinakamoto6808 Рік тому +3

      that place is literally an unscripted reality tv show... Big Brother is nowhere close!

  • @Nathi_Swae
    @Nathi_Swae Рік тому +1

    Ey akaze nghleke kanje😂😂 ai im so afraid of jail welele

  • @saffron6634
    @saffron6634 Рік тому +1

    Uyayixoxa indaba lomfo.
    Izindlebe ziyaluma 💯👍

  • @R34-q7h
    @R34-q7h Рік тому +6

    Guys I dont understand why some people like behaving like Animals in jail?!?!?!?!

    • @Prince-qr1te
      @Prince-qr1te Рік тому +9

      How could you survive as a lamb in a Lions den?

    • @Mfanelo97
      @Mfanelo97 Рік тому

      I think u should go there so that u understand on my behalf 😂❤

  • @oupatshabalala6060
    @oupatshabalala6060 Рік тому +2

    yah neh uyahlekisa lo baba bt siyabonga ukusipha ulwazi unkulunkulu akuxolele akwenze kahle futhi

  • @bongampanza429
    @bongampanza429 Рік тому +2

    podcast I've been waiting for ziyakhala manje

  • @sbu_mfa
    @sbu_mfa Рік тому +2

    “Ey webhuti’ 😂😂

    • @antviv
      @antviv Рік тому +1

      Izwile inceku 🤣

  • @mbalenhle2612
    @mbalenhle2612 Рік тому +2

    Ngihlekiswa ukuthi corner to corner kzocelwa upheya ne apula. 🤣

  • @bighomiehydro1422
    @bighomiehydro1422 Рік тому +1

    I’ve never laughed so much🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nolanaug
    @nolanaug 10 місяців тому +1

    This is ridiculous. How are we supposed to understand?????

  • @jayg618
    @jayg618 Рік тому

    "Ehheh"😂😂

  • @TheCHRISUM
    @TheCHRISUM Рік тому +12

    this channel will grow so quickly if you translate

  • @ayabulelajali5340
    @ayabulelajali5340 Рік тому

    What is the name of the song in the background 🙏🏾?

  • @veezibane9377
    @veezibane9377 Рік тому

    Lmao and ulibonga ngampela akadlali😂🤣😂

  • @TeaObsession
    @TeaObsession Місяць тому

    Great storyteller angikhathali ukumlalela

  • @Amgmerc-j7x
    @Amgmerc-j7x Рік тому +1

    We need him Back

  • @isoftenterprise
    @isoftenterprise Рік тому +4

    I love this guy

  • @thaboralijoe1919
    @thaboralijoe1919 Рік тому

    Lena yokuthi amajita ayoqoma yona incono. I think most people are doing it and they will never confess

  • @Ve-suvius
    @Ve-suvius Рік тому

    English subtitles please.
    It will reach the world if you do that.

  • @tekken9476
    @tekken9476 Рік тому +4

    LoL bro who wants to be a criminal kthiwa qoma

  • @pettiendlovu1925
    @pettiendlovu1925 Рік тому +3

    This guy looks like Jamie Foxx

  • @zeeelove9259
    @zeeelove9259 Рік тому +1

    Ngamane ngingcwatywe kunoya ejele lo bhuti omdala so kanti naye been going through ejele Andizi

  • @mrmanq9517
    @mrmanq9517 Рік тому

    Siyasho isbhaxu ejele😂🤣
    Grootman ayifuni LUTHO emhlanganisa nokubhantinta

  • @mbhuda2208
    @mbhuda2208 Рік тому +3

    😹😹ixoxa kamnandi lendoda

  • @mthokozisizuma2735
    @mthokozisizuma2735 Рік тому +1

    We bhuti🤣🤣🤣🙏

  • @rihlampfumatimba1951
    @rihlampfumatimba1951 Рік тому

    Ngiya libonga I jele🤣🤣🤣

  • @gatshenindlovu8224
    @gatshenindlovu8224 4 місяці тому

    Incamela ukufa lendoda kunejele 😂😂😂

  • @lionelscarf2872
    @lionelscarf2872 Рік тому +4

    What is the crime that landed him in prison? VIP protection? I thought they have legal representation for what they do in act of duty.

    • @lungat3817
      @lungat3817 Рік тому

      VIP protection. They were guarding a politician and got in a fight with police and shot one dead.

    • @lionelscarf2872
      @lionelscarf2872 Рік тому +1

      @@lungat3817 Tjo, so the politician could not provide him with the best legal service? Wow. So the next best thing is to let the politicians face harm because wow

  • @sibonelomazibuko7785
    @sibonelomazibuko7785 6 місяців тому

    Mawuthi uyambuka iphara qobo 😂😂😂

  • @katlehomofokeng5643
    @katlehomofokeng5643 Рік тому +1

    Sounds like a great story. Just that I can hardly understand what he is saying.

  • @simamkelemkaza9004
    @simamkelemkaza9004 Рік тому

    7:00 vele nje wand'cesha😂😂🤣

  • @thamiekunene2412
    @thamiekunene2412 Рік тому

    Ngyazi ibuhlungu indaba yasejele kodwa irazo iyangiqeda🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ilovememyself9527
    @ilovememyself9527 Рік тому +1

    Great storyteller😄👏

  • @MthembeniMdluli
    @MthembeniMdluli Місяць тому

    Bafo uvele ungiqede ngehlaya manje awuqomanga yini wena

  • @KatlegoMac
    @KatlegoMac Рік тому +1

    He’s had enough.

  • @yamkelasikulume1214
    @yamkelasikulume1214 Рік тому +3

    Yi phara qobo leli🤣🤣🤣

  • @zeeelove9259
    @zeeelove9259 Рік тому +3

    This is all wrong sad n scary and the government is not doing anything there is no help youll get in prison you are being abused n abused on daily badis so umntu uzophuma e worse moss lapho and enenzondo aqale phantsi i crimes hay chaaa😢😢

  • @Dmanaka2dice
    @Dmanaka2dice 3 місяці тому

    Ignorant and arrogant people never learn, while the smart person learns from their mistakes but the wise learn from the mistakes of others.

  • @maqondisa
    @maqondisa Рік тому +1

    Lobaba wayekuvithiza!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @kopanomofokeng6562
    @kopanomofokeng6562 Рік тому +1

    Great storyteller.

  • @tebogobrown1690
    @tebogobrown1690 Рік тому +1

    Lol, guys, being motswana, I miss the story of testaments. What's happening?

  • @AsandaManyoni-op5zk
    @AsandaManyoni-op5zk 6 місяців тому

    Kuyafolwa webhuti😂😂😂

  • @williamalpha
    @williamalpha Рік тому

    The video is awesome.. we just need subtitles.

  • @nhlanhlamzileni6135
    @nhlanhlamzileni6135 Рік тому

    Kuyafolwa We Bhuti 😂😂

  • @sethabilenxele8580
    @sethabilenxele8580 Рік тому

    Eyokufika ungasaphethe lutho kade uvakashelwe. Ngyahleka

  • @lwandilekhwezi8778
    @lwandilekhwezi8778 11 місяців тому

    "Ubhema uwubani wena?"

  • @karabochalale5176
    @karabochalale5176 Рік тому +1

    You guys need to get translation if you want to get a larger audience…

    • @Ve-suvius
      @Ve-suvius Рік тому

      Yeah I expected him talk in English. At least they should put the English translation in the video.
      Makes a huge difference in amount of viewers.

  • @hirogochitomayto7018
    @hirogochitomayto7018 2 місяці тому

    Can you please add English subtitles?

  • @samueltshitoko8443
    @samueltshitoko8443 5 місяців тому

    Can you guys put English subtitles

  • @iamrennyg
    @iamrennyg Рік тому

    You guys really need 2 start adding subtitles.

  • @The_Real_Mthethwa
    @The_Real_Mthethwa Рік тому +2

    Part 2 please 😭 🙏 🙏🏻

  • @maskandinews9358
    @maskandinews9358 Рік тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 im not going back to prison

  • @clonapsbethe1261
    @clonapsbethe1261 Рік тому

    Ngingavele ngiqome nje ngibe nendoda yami