No One Likes To Stay In Prison

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @ShowMadlala
    @ShowMadlala Рік тому +40

    This guy is one hell of a storyteller my word. I can't get enough of his stories

  • @califonia-5
    @califonia-5 Рік тому +16

    This guy is the best story teller wow my guy i wish i can get more of ur videos and he talks very nice i laughed when he says"wehlisa izandla khona bazoshaya ikhanda ngoba ufuna ukuquleka"that killed me i never laughed this much😂😂😂

  • @Ntshebe-YaseGoli
    @Ntshebe-YaseGoli Рік тому +24

    "Masebedakwe ilotjwala ongabazi... Yabon' njengoba kuyi-weekend Ziyasha"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nhloniphoxaba6763
    @nhloniphoxaba6763 Рік тому +30

    "yebo ngyaphila ngoba ngyahamba" eyy🚶‍♂

  • @paulphasha723
    @paulphasha723 8 місяців тому +1

    "Yebo ngiyaphila ngoba ngihamba"😂😂😂

  • @nabster4320
    @nabster4320 Рік тому +114

    This guy is the type of guy you don't want to provoke. I tell you🤞.

  • @Mfanelo97
    @Mfanelo97 Рік тому +16

    🤣🤣😭😭❤️❤️ I love this guy hle , my brother thank you for ure reality.

  • @jayonca7374
    @jayonca7374 Рік тому +21

    Love his stories so much 😂😂"uzosina ulambile"

  • @MfanaKaMshengu
    @MfanaKaMshengu Рік тому +25

    Being raised by a prison warden I find it amazing how I’ve heard all these stories exactly in the prison language he narrates. I’ve survived hijacking and a number of crimes thanks to the language engangiyfundiswa ubaba on how to deal neziboshwa. Impi yomqondo nje and who is above another.

    • @chabalichabali8714
      @chabalichabali8714 Рік тому

      How did u handle them

    • @thandonombona3555
      @thandonombona3555 Рік тому +1

      how did you deal with them really

    • @MfanaKaMshengu
      @MfanaKaMshengu Рік тому

      @@chabalichabali8714 if uzithola ukwi situation in town mhlampe bafuna ukukubamba iphone. Change your language and speak to them as if you a prison warden. When they use the number slang respond as if you are still ujele ukuthi nje “yey fuseg sboshwa “ alone has helped me twice in the cbd.
      Last year I was driving a golf 6 ngaya at a garage in davernport around 1am. Ngabona sengehla ukuth the garage is empty and 4 guys in a polo with a gp number plate were at the garage. Kwakungasekho uujika my door was open and I noticed they all were carrying guns. Ngangena ngaphuma egarag the bp garage in davernport Durban those who know. When ngiphuma I pretended to be putting a gun on my waiste. Sengiphuma garage two of them were already infront of my car bengilindile. Ngabaqonda nje str8 only to see one of them uyi gunya coz of the tattoo ranking abazidweba wona. Immediately I approached him as ujele yena isboshwa with rankings. Awu they got so confused whether I was a criminal nam coz who drives a golf 6 at that time in that place and directly does what he want bebe bebonile we studied each other ngingena garag. Walahla ngokuth wayeboshwa at “medium a” again ejele there’s mediam kuno maximum prison. The crimes people are taken in for bayahlukaniswa ejele ngesi sindo. So nje ngavele ngath awu “icala elincane lolo “ . Story short the other guys guns were out but they ended up confused why le two isikhuluma nami for so long. Kwaphela u30 minute ngikhuluma nalaba fana. Trying by all means to figure out who I am bahambanje bazi ngiwu vader mina or iphoyisa. Ngabayeka kanjalo becabanga between those professions.

    • @andileshezi7494
      @andileshezi7494 Рік тому

      Phendula mshengu haw

    • @MfanaKaMshengu
      @MfanaKaMshengu Рік тому +1

      @@andileshezi7494 ngiphedulile kwi comment phezulu nje. UAndile yena yedwa lo enuz 🤔

  • @smisodemocracy2402
    @smisodemocracy2402 Рік тому +12

    Ay lensizwa ayisoze yaphindela eJele ngempela🤞🏾😅😂

  • @tomisonsocio
    @tomisonsocio Рік тому +15

    This guy is too funny I could even hear the interviewer laughing 😂😂😂

  • @khulilegule238
    @khulilegule238 Рік тому +12

    😂😂I know this is serious but I've never laughed so hard indzaba yekushaya ingoma ngoba umuntu usuthe inyama ongayidlile 😂😂😂 This guy is good 👏👏

    • @SamoraSekhukhune1
      @SamoraSekhukhune1 Рік тому

      Very funny. But also very hurt and damaged. I think he is my best interview

    • @lunganibongani2417
      @lunganibongani2417 Рік тому +1

      "Uhlabe into ongayazi"🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @lindohM
    @lindohM Рік тому +11

    Ngingamlalela usuku lonke lobaba uyakwazi ukubeka I story

  • @califonia-5
    @califonia-5 Рік тому +7

    Kuvubelwa utjwala ngama two litre nase badakwe yilotjwala ongabazi uzozwa 😂😂😂

  • @nhlanhlancube6590
    @nhlanhlancube6590 9 місяців тому +2

    Please interview this guy again 🤣🤣🤣 "Wena uzozwa sehambile, NGEKE ULALE, NGEKE ULALE"

  • @Dr_V5_ZiK5_li5.
    @Dr_V5_ZiK5_li5. 11 місяців тому +2

    Mmhhh this Guy is one hell of a storyteller my word, I can't get enough of his stories 😢😢😢

  • @aphelelemasondo4374
    @aphelelemasondo4374 Рік тому +6

    "ubanika ikhanda bashaye ngoba ufuna ukuquleka"🤣🤣😂😂

  • @RastaAfricanGentleman
    @RastaAfricanGentleman Рік тому +12

    Into ebuhlungu ukuthi bathathe umuntu oziphilelayo bamenza isigebengu. Inzondo inkulu abayidalile

  • @kwanele02
    @kwanele02 Рік тому +7

    Mnumzane ubnzima obhekane nabo abuyokulinganiswa nobamuntu. Sibonga izifundiso zakho nokuthi kukona konke lobunzima ubuntu bakho abuzange bukulahlekele. UQINE BABA.🤝

  • @jabumngadi9956
    @jabumngadi9956 Рік тому +5

    🤣😂 Not the interviewer laughing as well, serious but hilarious as well.

  • @bongamaphanga1733
    @bongamaphanga1733 Рік тому +18

    This guy is a legend. Good content

  • @msizindlazi5783
    @msizindlazi5783 Рік тому +15

    ngithanda indlela ochazangayo ukhuluma isiZulu zu

    • @sihlemthethwa513
      @sihlemthethwa513 Рік тому

      He is a very good story teller

    • @ayandantombela509
      @ayandantombela509 Рік тому +11

      Ayikho into ekuthiwa isiZulu zu, kuthiwa isiZulu 'phaqa'

    • @maqondisa
      @maqondisa Рік тому

      ​@@ayandantombela509 😂

    • @demariansele4943
      @demariansele4943 Рік тому

      And bayahleka ngiyadideka bahlekani coz thina sikhuluma kanje ilesi isiZulu ngqoooo akahlekisi ukuthi bajwayele laba bezinombolo
      Yabona laa iNsizwa lee lobhiti uyabazi ubunzima

  • @khanyisilezulu5492
    @khanyisilezulu5492 Рік тому +9

    Bengibona 30min.... Ngingena ngigijima

    • @Sicelodibe
      @Sicelodibe Рік тому +2

      Same here...ngoba those 3-5 mins videos ziyabhora

  • @peaches2703
    @peaches2703 Рік тому +10

    Impilo inzima😢

  • @Skhotheni_
    @Skhotheni_ Рік тому +10

    We need more of his stories

  • @thandolomane7071
    @thandolomane7071 Рік тому +5

    Aibo guys is this not uBaba kaBule? The infamous “Khahlela leyo ngane” baba ka Bule.

  • @siphombuyisa3985
    @siphombuyisa3985 Рік тому +7

    We need more of his story's pleaseeeeee

  • @jesternathi.9146
    @jesternathi.9146 Рік тому +8

    Ay! Kodwa liyakwazi ukubalisa eli khehla. And yavakala ingqwele kudaaaala igudla😅😅🤣. "Uyabona kuyaqhubeka, mina Ng'mbana namazambane lana. "Yabo' njengoba kuyiWeekend? Ziyasha! Bayasina......Badakiwe! Basinisa wonke umuntu." "iNTO OZOYISHAYWA!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sthembisomkhize1734
    @sthembisomkhize1734 Рік тому +2

    Eiy angazi uphinde kangaki ukuthi "Angiyi ejele ngincamela ukufa " uyabona ukuthi uhlukumezekile kakhulu 😢😢eish Nkosi sivikele

  • @jonasmasilela3703
    @jonasmasilela3703 Рік тому +4

    He is a good storyteller this man👊

  • @PLDimension
    @PLDimension 3 місяці тому

    "angekhe usathi ndoda phinda lento oboyenza ejele, lento izokubuyisela ejele" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zamanimlaba8501
    @zamanimlaba8501 Рік тому +8

    Mmmh njengoba kuyi long weekend shuthi bazosina bazebavuvulale izinyawo abangawushay umthetho.

    • @luthermthembu9003
      @luthermthembu9003 Рік тому

      😂😂😂

    • @heathermbambeni529
      @heathermbambeni529 Рік тому +2

      Ayihlekisi tu lendaba,ibuhlungu shame. Khafane ucinge umntu omdala elayelwa ngumntana ukuthi makasine ngenkani

  • @siphombuyisa3985
    @siphombuyisa3985 Рік тому +3

    I love this guy story's, he tells it like it is.😀😀🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @nonations7420
    @nonations7420 Місяць тому +1

    16:02 kuyavutshelwa, kuvutshelwa utshwal ejele 😂

  • @mthandenizwide7661
    @mthandenizwide7661 Рік тому +3

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ulind uksina ube ulambile

  • @akho2304
    @akho2304 Рік тому +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣He reminded me of my late mother when he said "ise varsity la". My mother use to say that to all ex-con athi "ufundeni e-varsity abantu bonke bebuya nemfundo"

  • @vamangcobo7344
    @vamangcobo7344 Рік тому +3

    🤣 🤣 🤣 Ingoma ulambile

  • @nhlosenhleradebelegacy6551
    @nhlosenhleradebelegacy6551 Рік тому +7

    The last part 😂😂😂yokuquleka

    • @califonia-5
      @califonia-5 Рік тому

      Yabona leyo ingiqedile ngihleka noma ngingedwa ngihambha endleleni kumangale abantu ukuthi ngihlekani yooo😂

  • @thabisomakgalemele1648
    @thabisomakgalemele1648 Рік тому +8

    The way he says death is better than prison, eish. That place is hell on earth. I don't wanna see myself there, I think even a boss inside prison does not enjoy prison

  • @Sasa-Rsa
    @Sasa-Rsa Рік тому +1

    Biggest lesson here Funda UkuLawula Intliziyo yakho muntu.❤Guard your heart

  • @sibongeleninxumalo7434
    @sibongeleninxumalo7434 Рік тому

    ngaze ngahleka and its not the first time listening to this story

  • @MarksmanKnowsIt
    @MarksmanKnowsIt 9 місяців тому +7

    If a strong adult like him and was once in an army but is complaining about the toughness of prison. Then who are we? Loll gents let's avoid prison yesessssss

    • @kissmlungu7883
      @kissmlungu7883 8 місяців тому +1

      You'll be a wife, wear a skirt and make up😅

    • @mduduziMavundla7242
      @mduduziMavundla7242 5 місяців тому +1

      That's telling you that place is rubbish

  • @xolanikhuzwayo484
    @xolanikhuzwayo484 Рік тому +3

    "Nayingoma 😂😂 Kuyasinwa"

  • @giftbonganindhlovu8501
    @giftbonganindhlovu8501 5 місяців тому

    Iyo ,iyahlekisa insizwa bo! Bathi susa isandla begadle nje! Hhayi bo...

  • @romeoogle8933
    @romeoogle8933 Рік тому +3

    I have never laughed this hard🤣🤣

  • @The_Real_Mthethwa
    @The_Real_Mthethwa 5 місяців тому +1

    Ufuna ukuquleka 😂😆

  • @califonia-5
    @califonia-5 Рік тому

    Yazi ngaboshwa iviki elilodwa ngafunga ukuthi ngeke ngiphinde okwenzeka lapha angikaze ngikutjelele muntu futhi angeke but i still have that anger.

  • @mfanafuthialfred6894
    @mfanafuthialfred6894 Рік тому +4

    9:12 part yamadevu🙆🏽‍♂️🙊🤣

  • @fezilemda8127
    @fezilemda8127 9 місяців тому

    Lendoda ihlukumezeke kakhulu, I wish there was many like him😂😂😂this how prison should be

  • @sqrd3536
    @sqrd3536 Рік тому +2

    The mind has to rise above. When you go through so much trauma you have to shut your past out PERMANENTLY. That's how you survive. Never make the same mistake.

  • @yangambuyazwe6014
    @yangambuyazwe6014 Рік тому +2

    *Hleli uzonya vele* 🤣🤣😂😂

  • @muziwakhetembe6924
    @muziwakhetembe6924 Рік тому +2

    Limlimeze engqondweni lobaba ijele namapsychologist angeke amsize

  • @dominictoretto1889
    @dominictoretto1889 7 місяців тому

    😂😂that “akuyi ngakwazi le emceleni ,Ama terrorist awadlali”

  • @yamkelasikulume1214
    @yamkelasikulume1214 Рік тому +2

    "BADAKIWE,BASINISA WONKE UMNTU"

  • @nkambuleGhoostface
    @nkambuleGhoostface 4 місяці тому

    Hahaha this is the best episode of this channel hands down. I've never laughed so much watching this channel. Great story teller

  • @masithulemkhosana2773
    @masithulemkhosana2773 Рік тому +3

    Eyi impilo inzima nyani xakunje

  • @khanyisilezulu5492
    @khanyisilezulu5492 Рік тому +1

    😁😁😁😁 kwanzima ejele 😁😁😁

  • @gatshenindlovu8224
    @gatshenindlovu8224 5 місяців тому

    🤣🤣🤣 ngeke iye ejele lenkunzi kofa loyo oyobe ezomubopha okanye kufe yena

  • @LeratoTshabedi-sr6ej
    @LeratoTshabedi-sr6ej Рік тому +1

    Liyayi vula ingubo lingene..!!

  • @zamokuhlemtimande9823
    @zamokuhlemtimande9823 Рік тому +5

    uHulumeni wobandlululo wakha amajele ewakhela abantu abamnyama. iJele libulala umqondo alilungisi lutho.

    • @amogelangselota
      @amogelangselota Рік тому +4

      what must happen to criminals ke?should they go to therapy

  • @mrmnumzana8402
    @mrmnumzana8402 Рік тому +4

    From 16:00 🙆🏼‍♂️🤣🤣🤣 sorry to laugh

  • @nkayg446
    @nkayg446 Рік тому +2

    Usiniswe ingane ithi ey hlaba bo 😂😂

  • @TeaObsession
    @TeaObsession 4 місяці тому

    Ayibo ngigidiswe ingoma ngilambile sebedakiwe hhayi kunzima

  • @SihleNgcongo-h7g
    @SihleNgcongo-h7g Рік тому

    LOOOOOOl🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣ay wangibulala lomfethu, kuyagidwa eJele

    • @califonia-5
      @califonia-5 Рік тому +1

      Angikaze ngihleke kangaka yoo😂😂😂

    • @SihleNgcongo-h7g
      @SihleNgcongo-h7g Рік тому +1

      @@califonia-5 🤣🤣wabona lukhulu lomfethu

  • @mandraketoxicion183
    @mandraketoxicion183 8 місяців тому

    Isuthi , isuthi iskhaftini😂

  • @gatshenindlovu8224
    @gatshenindlovu8224 5 місяців тому +1

    Ithi ingane hlaba bo 🤣🤣🤣 usine into ongayazi

  • @behlumatheezali
    @behlumatheezali Рік тому +1

    Umondle imilomo yomibini☺️😊

  • @chelengwenya6965
    @chelengwenya6965 Рік тому +1

    Yah I'm sure this guy was a Gunya...his face is scary😂

  • @musazwane6013
    @musazwane6013 Рік тому +1

    God will bless you razo

  • @lungangobese6473
    @lungangobese6473 Рік тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😢this guy is a good story teller

  • @thembisamakhoba1606
    @thembisamakhoba1606 Рік тому

    Yoooo kunzima guyz ejele ngeke 😢😢

  • @siphiweandrewmdlalose
    @siphiweandrewmdlalose Рік тому +2

    Impilo yase jele irough😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

  • @tomisonsocio
    @tomisonsocio Рік тому

    Ngeke ulale 😂😂😂

  • @ba-kasbongiseninombalizabayeki

    Uyingozi lomjita akafuneki iskati eside emphakathi ukhuluma nge Anger 🙌🏼

    • @demariansele4943
      @demariansele4943 Рік тому +2

      Lutho ukhululekile uBhuti
      Wazi ubunzima
      Ubeyisosha le emnceleni inkani wayifunda ngenxa yezimo.
      Insizwa yasemakhaya le uyayozwa nje ikhuluma

    • @ba-kasbongiseninombalizabayeki
      @ba-kasbongiseninombalizabayeki Рік тому

      @@demariansele4943 uchaz ukt mayet ngeke esaboshwa ncono kufe ipoyisa noma yena ikukhululeka okunjan lokhu 🥲🥲

  • @ZaneleMakhoba-o5v
    @ZaneleMakhoba-o5v Рік тому

    😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣please uyahlekisa lobaba

  • @ThabisoNxumalo-vh5xf
    @ThabisoNxumalo-vh5xf Рік тому

    Lobutshwala Mase Buvutsheliwe Buzo Buyiswa Bubekwe Laa Buphuzwe, Awubutholi Wena Lobutshwala Buphuzwa Yilaba Bantu Abanikazi Balotshwala😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nonations7420
    @nonations7420 Місяць тому

    23:16 ejele ngekengisaya!

  • @polelomotaung2909
    @polelomotaung2909 Рік тому +2

    😂😂😂😂This was too funny

  • @TeaObsession
    @TeaObsession 4 місяці тому

    Prison has traumatized this guy he will never recover from this abuse

  • @basetsanashongwe7143
    @basetsanashongwe7143 Рік тому +2

    please have the videos in sequence or parts because we can’t follow the story 😭

  • @MeganRosenberg-re9ll
    @MeganRosenberg-re9ll Рік тому

    Bhuti wami ngizithanda kakhulu izitori zakho ubuku army

  • @SIHLEMKHIZE-u4m
    @SIHLEMKHIZE-u4m Рік тому +1

    You can give this guy a vicious slap, he won't do anything he would prefer to run😂 just that he felt pain for nothing😭😭😭

  • @TheRealRovkstsr5
    @TheRealRovkstsr5 Рік тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅Man is a league

  • @LoyisoLanga-lg1bq
    @LoyisoLanga-lg1bq Рік тому +1

    good storyteller.

  • @lungelolumkilendlela1507
    @lungelolumkilendlela1507 10 місяців тому

    Emanzini abilayo😂😂

  • @danceswithwolves7085
    @danceswithwolves7085 Рік тому

    Great story teller

  • @chunulizationmproduction4373
    @chunulizationmproduction4373 Рік тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂EYEKHANDA IYAHLEKISA

  • @musatshabalala3678
    @musatshabalala3678 Рік тому

    🤣🤣🤣😂😂ai Trevor Noah this one

  • @lindiweshibe4507
    @lindiweshibe4507 Рік тому

    Imnandi mpinda yoo it's tough guy's

  • @ksogoni6003
    @ksogoni6003 Рік тому +27

    SA must create a fund, like the Road Accident Fund (RAF), to support people who've been wrongfully arrested and abused by the state.
    This guy and many others have lost and seen too much.

    • @sibongisenikhumalo8198
      @sibongisenikhumalo8198 Рік тому +4

      Where will the money come from?🤔

    • @ksogoni6003
      @ksogoni6003 Рік тому

      ​@@sibongisenikhumalo8198
      1. 15% from the The National Prison Budget
      2. Penalize the judges who wrongfully convicted people ( all Judges must pay 5% towards such a fund)
      3. Take 5% from the total money allocated to police department because its doing nonsense already.
      4. All lawyers who want to be admitted attorneys or admitted to the bar must do some sort of service towards wrongful convictions. (instead of articles maybe) doctors do compulsory community service for 2 years.
      I don't know but where there's a will there's a way.

    • @heathermbambeni529
      @heathermbambeni529 Рік тому +1

      ​@@sibongisenikhumalo8198 Good question

    • @lwazikmdima1872
      @lwazikmdima1872 Рік тому

      And this guy is sure he rather die then go back to jail...and his so sure

    • @nabster4320
      @nabster4320 Рік тому

      @@sibongisenikhumalo8198 Duduzani🤣🤣🤣

  • @9munster
    @9munster Рік тому

    30 Minutes flew by.

  • @mnqobigee2185
    @mnqobigee2185 Рік тому +2

    Ugcine usubizwa nge Ntibane, ngothekwane😂😂😂

  • @shakespearnyathi1343
    @shakespearnyathi1343 7 місяців тому

    Bambhebhile lona😂😂😂😂

    • @nonations7420
      @nonations7420 Місяць тому

      Lutho, wolalela amanye amaVideo. Wabaxova ngenqindi wagcina ezinikelile washaya umthetho.

  • @mattgraver3604
    @mattgraver3604 Рік тому

    Eyi inzima indaba yasejele

  • @bonginkosimaphumulo2056
    @bonginkosimaphumulo2056 Рік тому

    Ingane isuthu isuthi iskaftin

  • @Mrenzula
    @Mrenzula Рік тому +2

    The gangsterism is the worst in prison really, their advise to the one who wants rank is to be beaten unconsciously by the guards, just imagine lol😂😂😂😂

  • @boyzie7752
    @boyzie7752 Рік тому

    Grown talk!!

  • @khayelihlekhayelihle2428
    @khayelihlekhayelihle2428 Рік тому

    usuku luphenduka u 3 months🤣🤣

  • @bonaqwa
    @bonaqwa Рік тому

    21:31 😂

  • @gatshenindlovu8224
    @gatshenindlovu8224 5 місяців тому

    Isimo 😂