When I first went I didn’t have the right size clubs so all my shots were like 20 feet away or less there’s a good chance the like high school boys went over and took them after we left and I mean saving money
Im the machine gun guy. Its almost as if i think you get more points by playing as fast as possible. I lack in the patience department. I want to hurry up and hit it so i can see my good shot. Lol
I was the ONLY PERSON on this driving range that had the 36 hitting areas (pretty big driving range) separated only by blocks on the ground. No walled partitions. I decided to start hitting from the very last spot on the right. This guy shows up and sets up in the space right beside mine (space invader). I gathered my stuff up and moved for fear he might be mentally deranged
I once saw a guy at the first tee who had the best clubs and was dressed in the Payne Stewart getup. He had the most serious look on his face as well. When he stepped up to the tee I expected a 300+ drive. He shanked it at a 90 degree angle and it bounced off the wall of the building close by. His friends began to laugh and razz him mercilessly and his serious expression never flinched, lol
After playing golf for almost 50 year I recognise everyone of these characters and have met quite a few of them. Doing the pinball wizard was talented, lol. All the best from Glasgow
I don’t really like the range anymore it became quite meaningless to me. I like the short game area and putting green but I prefer to practice the rest of my game using a local indoor simulator. The feedback information from each shot is extremely useful and my practice is defined by time and not the number of balls. I love it 🏌️♂️👍🏻
Don't forget the four mates warming up before a game who have to shout to each other "Ay,ay sithee did tha see that'un,eh!?". Very entertaining and well observed Jak!
These stereotype videos always have the "All Gear but No Idea" guy....and they always leave out the "No Gear Gun", who rocks up, using crappy equipment they look like they bought for $20 off e-bay, dressed like they just stopped off at the range on their way to a cheap pub or the beach and then proceed to smash every ball like a pro.
I have a suggestion: "the teacher". I'm not talking about the dad or mom introducing the kids to our great game, but rather the guy trying to impress/show the girlfriend (prospective girlfriend / soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend). "No, hold it like _this_ with your hand here and just a light but firm grip. No, I'm serious. I saw it on a UA-cam video..."
You did forget one type though. Probably more common in city ranges. Groups of lads, normally student age, non golfers mainly, trying to Happy Gilmore the s**t out of an old driver and failing miserably! I do enjoy casually out-driving those guys with a smooth 8 iron 😂
I think I've been all of these guys at some point. Except the Space Invader and Tour Pro. Not good enough to even pretend I'm that guy, and I prefer to be alone at the range usually. Oh and I've never seen a pinball wizard, but that's because my ranges are all open outdoor ranges only. No covers or walls.
I 🤬’ing can’t stand the space invader on the grass range at my place....no dividers and you can almost feel the breeze of their swing on your back. And there’s literally 80’ of range you can be in.
I went when it was pretty full with bays occupied and found a spare, so teed off. After about 10 balls, the club head came off the shaft and spiraled across the range. Not long after, the bays beside me were free!
Might be 2yrs old, but only just seen it. Brilliant, you nailed that 👏. The space invader being my favourite. 😆 Honourable mentions > "the lads" - normally a group of young fellas, doing happy Gilmores. In the Pinball wizard camp... > the "coaches" - useless players giving even more useless players useless advice > ... But still, I'm sure I've been all those on occasion:)
I was alone at a large range when a left-handed space invader chose the bay next to mine. After about 4 shots facing each other, I packed my stuff up and moved about 10 bays past him. He looked totally confused when he fetched more balls and saw me there. dickhead. This also seems to happen to me at car parks. Thank you.
Let's not forget the guy that shows up to the driving range with a bag full of clubs, selects the stall right next to yours (you both are the only two people there) does stretches and calisthenics for 30 minutes, shanks three balls with a 4-iron, then leaves talking on his cell phone.
I guess I’m the tour pro minus the range finder. Always taught to hit each ball purposefully & to go through your routine. Sorry if it bothers others but it certainly helps me.
@@JakLeeGolf that's why I tell people to go to the thrift store and get a cheap 1990s driver. Still a decent size head, but it's cheap because you're probably gonna break it. Don't make your first swing with a driver that that's 500 bucks.
As a former range/golf course employee, I only saw two types of people at the golf range: people who bring back their golf ball baskets back to where they got them and lazy assholes who leave them all around the range. Guess which one I encountered most of the time? 😒
I was almost literally yelling “hit the damn ball!” at that guy. This is usually the same golfer who watches a lot of tv golf and ends up bring so slow he holds up every group behind him. 🤬
The one thing that is making me not like my new golf hobby is how everyone ahead of me hates that I'm trying to golf. Maybe a video of how us new guys should act.
@@JakLeeGolfHe was leant over our shared bay wall texting for about 5 mins.....rude...AND THEN told me that he didn't like the sound my 3 wood made....???? I genuinely could think of nothing to say to that. So i hit a few more 3 woods than strictly neccesary.
Hey, don't mock us training aid guys. If the coach wants me drilling with one or more training aids, that's what he's going to get. (I'm also the "video guy" - I video my range sessions for review later) But I can't believe you left out "The unsolicited advice guy."
Suprised how many of you complain about a golfer using a bay next to you. I find this weird, stop paying attention to them. You know there are better bays lined at targets…probably the one you chose, they are merely choosing second best bay.
and one more question, how hard is it for a PGA Professional golfer to go to PGA TOUR? I've asked my coach once if he's playing tournament now and he says only coaching now. In amateurs' eyes, all professional golfers are so good, so what's the difference between coaches and PGA Tour golfers?
The difference is massive mate, for pro's like myself who turned off of the handicap of 1, i'm effectively 7 shots behind those off of +6 before I even tee it up!
just an fyi on this is use to caddy at a club where i lived. the head pro qualified for the us open by coming in third in the pga pros tournament. he came in pretty much last place. by a good margin
The biggest difference is: 1) the quality of tour players bad shots is WAY better, 2) the ability to recover from difficult lies and situations, 3) putting and 4) perhaps the biggest difference is the mental toughness.
Once we saw a bunch of teens came over and driving balls without tee. The balls as you guessed were all over the place. Luckily on of our friend told them to ease it off due to safety and asked to swing with shorter irons.
Sandhill driving range, I'm there at least once a week and I'm 1 of those, pinball wizard haha hit the roof with driver other day. Scared the crap out of me haha
What about the 'bull shitter " ! He's the one who insists on telling everyone how he just parred Wentworth and was " melting it ," and how the pro hates giving lessons when he's practicing.Apparently he was once banned from the range, because when the pro was showing a member how to use a driver,he took his 4 iron out and put it 20 yards past the pro's best shot.The pro hates him etc etc.
It's not a type of driving range person since technically they're just watching not hitting but the range near my house it's guaranteed there's at least 1 or 2 of these angry moms/dads trying to live out their failed dreams as a good golfer critiquing/yelling at their 7-10 year old kid every shot that's not perfect even though they are hitting the ball better than 80% of the people there already at that age
I’m all for golden retrievers! Got to get your moneys worth😂
Mason Warren shock 😂😂
@@JakLeeGolf You should watch Bez. He's like a pig snorting for truffles out there. Only other thing he truffles like that in McNuggs!
Chris Wood 😂😂😂😂
When I first went I didn’t have the right size clubs so all my shots were like 20 feet away or less there’s a good chance the like high school boys went over and took them after we left and I mean saving money
I mean if there is like 10 balls right in front of me and no one is there. Why not ?
That was brilliant swear I've been most of these at some point ,hilarious 🤣🤣
Alan King sake here 😂
I've been the machine gun a few times. I've learned to slow down though.
Scott M good stuff
@@JakLeeGolf I’m normally the machine gun.my mates call me mr rush 🤣
Im the machine gun guy. Its almost as if i think you get more points by playing as fast as possible. I lack in the patience department. I want to hurry up and hit it so i can see my good shot. Lol
I was the ONLY PERSON on this driving range that had the 36 hitting areas (pretty big driving range) separated only by blocks on the ground. No walled partitions. I decided to start hitting from the very last spot on the right. This guy shows up and sets up in the space right beside mine (space invader). I gathered my stuff up and moved for fear he might be mentally deranged
Chairman Meow they’re all a bit nutty 😂
@@JakLeeGolf I also have to admit that I'm a golden retriever
@@chairmanmeow3693 oh no!
You did the right thing 👍
Same guy who parks his car right next to yours after parking your car WAY away from all other cars.
I have, at one time or another, dropped a club on the ground in an act of utter defeat.
same here mate, feel your pain
I once saw a guy at the first tee who had the best clubs and was dressed in the Payne Stewart getup. He had the most serious look on his face as well. When he stepped up to the tee I expected a 300+ drive. He shanked it at a 90 degree angle and it bounced off the wall of the building close by. His friends began to laugh and razz him mercilessly and his serious expression never flinched, lol
Hahahaha superb
At least you can’t blame the equipment
Dress for the job you want 😅
After playing golf for almost 50 year I recognise everyone of these characters and have met quite a few of them. Doing the pinball wizard was talented, lol.
All the best
from Glasgow
John Kerr cheers John appreciate the kind words 👍🏼
I don’t really like the range anymore it became quite meaningless to me. I like the short game area and putting green but I prefer to practice the rest of my game using a local indoor simulator. The feedback information from each shot is extremely useful and my practice is defined by time and not the number of balls. I love it 🏌️♂️👍🏻
sounds great!
I’m definitely guilty of being a “machine gun driver” sometimes. Need to learn to enjoy more and pace myself
joe g go through your normal routine mate, every shot!
Don't forget the four mates warming up before a game who have to shout to each other "Ay,ay sithee did tha see that'un,eh!?".
Very entertaining and well observed Jak!
hahaha yes
These stereotype videos always have the "All Gear but No Idea" guy....and they always leave out the "No Gear Gun", who rocks up, using crappy equipment they look like they bought for $20 off e-bay, dressed like they just stopped off at the range on their way to a cheap pub or the beach and then proceed to smash every ball like a pro.
I love that guy!!
I have a suggestion: "the teacher".
I'm not talking about the dad or mom introducing the kids to our great game, but rather the guy trying to impress/show the girlfriend (prospective girlfriend / soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend).
"No, hold it like _this_ with your hand here and just a light but firm grip. No, I'm serious. I saw it on a UA-cam video..."
Interested Bystander 😂😂😂 they’re the worst
Sooo how does one teach another to golf then? I’ve taken many to the range to introduce them to this game I love.
Very good I think we have all seen or been one of those
You did forget one type though. Probably more common in city ranges. Groups of lads, normally student age, non golfers mainly, trying to Happy Gilmore the s**t out of an old driver and failing miserably! I do enjoy casually out-driving those guys with a smooth 8 iron 😂
Flukulele the happy Gilmore 😩😂
YES!
I think I've been all of these guys at some point. Except the Space Invader and Tour Pro. Not good enough to even pretend I'm that guy, and I prefer to be alone at the range usually.
Oh and I've never seen a pinball wizard, but that's because my ranges are all open outdoor ranges only. No covers or walls.
The wizards are a dangerous breed
I 🤬’ing can’t stand the space invader on the grass range at my place....no dividers and you can almost feel the breeze of their swing on your back. And there’s literally 80’ of range you can be in.
Crying! Some worldies in there mate 😂
I went when it was pretty full with bays occupied and found a spare, so teed off. After about 10 balls, the club head came off the shaft and spiraled across the range. Not long after, the bays beside me were free!
haha no way! that's one way to clear a bit of space mate!
😂
Might be 2yrs old, but only just seen it. Brilliant, you nailed that 👏. The space invader being my favourite. 😆
Honourable mentions
> "the lads" - normally a group of young fellas, doing happy Gilmores. In the Pinball wizard camp...
> the "coaches" - useless players giving even more useless players useless advice
> ...
But still, I'm sure I've been all those on occasion:)
The coaches 😂👏🏼
UA-cam algorithm strike again...totally worth it. Great vid made me laugh 😂😂😂 a few of these overlap into each other
Silver Haze glad you enjoyed it!!
I was alone at a large range when a left-handed space invader chose the bay next to mine. After about 4 shots facing each other, I packed my stuff up and moved about 10 bays past him. He looked totally confused when he fetched more balls and saw me there. dickhead. This also seems to happen to me at car parks. Thank you.
Mint hahaha
There is usually only one LH bay at ranges - could it have been the one next to you😂
I was the "driver" this morning lol
Brill haha!
Let's not forget the guy that shows up to the driving range with a bag full of clubs, selects the stall right next to yours (you both are the only two people there) does stretches and calisthenics for 30 minutes, shanks three balls with a 4-iron, then leaves talking on his cell phone.
Hahaha yeah!
I guess I’m the tour pro minus the range finder. Always taught to hit each ball purposefully & to go through your routine. Sorry if it bothers others but it certainly helps me.
Same here
Hey we've all been the pinball wizard we first started. Shanking the ball, topping it, etc.
100%
@@JakLeeGolf that's why I tell people to go to the thrift store and get a cheap 1990s driver. Still a decent size head, but it's cheap because you're probably gonna break it. Don't make your first swing with a driver that that's 500 bucks.
As a former range/golf course employee, I only saw two types of people at the golf range: people who bring back their golf ball baskets back to where they got them and lazy assholes who leave them all around the range. Guess which one I encountered most of the time? 😒
Hate the basket ditchers!!!
for the tour pro. shouldnt we all be working like that? keeping our tempo on and off course. not just bashing balls?
I was trying to make fun out of someone who takes it too seriously, you practice however best suits you mate!
I was almost literally yelling “hit the damn ball!” at that guy. This is usually the same golfer who watches a lot of tv golf and ends up bring so slow he holds up every group behind him. 🤬
The one thing that is making me not like my new golf hobby is how everyone ahead of me hates that I'm trying to golf. Maybe a video of how us new guys should act.
That sounds like a great idea!
Fuk em mate, play your game! They were there at some point too.
I had a space invader yesterday 😂. Literally 20 other bays free!
hahaha GET AWAY
@@JakLeeGolfHe was leant over our shared bay wall texting for about 5 mins.....rude...AND THEN told me that he didn't like the sound my 3 wood made....???? I genuinely could think of nothing to say to that. So i hit a few more 3 woods than strictly neccesary.
😂😂😂 love it
At least you gyus have walls around the bays!! Most of the bays here in Orlando dont have walls and the space invaders are literally in your face! 🤣🤣
@@TheSMPStudios haha! The worst type of space invader is the guy that says 'can i make a suggestion......' 😡
Hey, don't mock us training aid guys. If the coach wants me drilling with one or more training aids, that's what he's going to get. (I'm also the "video guy" - I video my range sessions for review later)
But I can't believe you left out "The unsolicited advice guy."
I totally agree, just a bit of fun
ME TOO!
How he gently threw down his bag😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Haha!
I had a day off today and I went to the range I was the “angry guy” 😤😭
haha love it!
Brilliant....golden retriever for me😉
Nick Andrew pinball wizard me 😂
I'm the Tour Pro just lacking the range finder lol
brilliant haha!
Very funny and so true! All Gear Guys don't have a sense of humour.
3:19 for the "all the gear no idea" dude, he's missing head covers for the irons
That’s a whole different subject 🤢🤢🤢
@@JakLeeGolf wait, is that wrong?
@@pinkfloyddwc iron head covers are so wrong 😂
Even without the virus you should stay more than 2m away from me, causes chances are the club will go flying whilst the ball doesn't
haha ace!
How and where should I practice then??
Just poking some fun at people rather than the driving ranges themselves mate, they're the best places to work on your long game
If there's a version of the 'golden retriever', but with grabbing tees'... That would be me...
Haha, I've done that many a time!
The tour pro range finder was brilliant 😂
Thanks mate 😂
Good stuff! I've been there. I'm a little "driver" combined with the angry guy.
Arent we all mate!
Tour pro, guilty as charged...
haha love it!
"The Tour Pro" was Classic! Except one little thing - his actual swing at the ball should look like drunken sailor being hit by a taser.
Hahahah brilliant
I’m definitely the all gear guy dang it 😂😅
haha at least you're not in denial mate!
Hilarious. Thanks for making the video.
Thanks for watching!
Haha I’ve done a mix of these I think. Now I’m angry guy meets machine gun I think 😂
an angry machine gun is a bad combo!
Suprised how many of you complain about a golfer using a bay next to you. I find this weird, stop paying attention to them. You know there are better bays lined at targets…probably the one you chose, they are merely choosing second best bay.
Nice!
“The guy who watched Happy Gilmore once”
haha yes!
Cant beat going to the range with the boys and doing long drive. PURE TESTOSTERONE
Love it 😍
Sometimes I can be a combo of the machine gun, driver, and angry guy, unfortunately.
Also, unfortunately, same
slowly realizing as a new golfer that driving range edicate is identical as urinal edicate
So true
Actually pissing myself laughing watching this as it's so true 😂🤣
Thank you 😂😂
and one more question, how hard is it for a PGA Professional golfer to go to PGA TOUR? I've asked my coach once if he's playing tournament now and he says only coaching now. In amateurs' eyes, all professional golfers are so good, so what's the difference between coaches and PGA Tour golfers?
The difference is massive mate, for pro's like myself who turned off of the handicap of 1, i'm effectively 7 shots behind those off of +6 before I even tee it up!
just an fyi on this is use to caddy at a club where i lived. the head pro qualified for the us open by coming in third in the pga pros tournament. he came in pretty much last place. by a good margin
The biggest difference is: 1) the quality of tour players bad shots is WAY better, 2) the ability to recover from difficult lies and situations, 3) putting and 4) perhaps the biggest difference is the mental toughness.
I'm guilty. I'm the Driver XD
James Bond 😂😂
I’m still a ‘pinball wizard’ with my driver 😂
I feel your pain mate
@@JakLeeGolf 😂
😂😂😂
Angry Guy - LOL, thats me all over!
This actually made me lol 👏 the space invader 😂
Haha cheers mate!
but wait.. aren't YOU the Instagram guy right here ???
rob b yeah... I’m all of them in this video??
@@JakLeeGolf 😂😂😂
You're lucky to find a driving range like this, all driving ranges in New Zealand are FULL. you have to wait... ... ...
This was filmed over a year ago! I guess it's a similar case here now
Once we saw a bunch of teens came over and driving balls without tee. The balls as you guessed were all over the place. Luckily on of our friend told them to ease it off due to safety and asked to swing with shorter irons.
good idea
Mate, that was hilarious.
Thank you 😂😂
Sandhill driving range, I'm there at least once a week and I'm 1 of those, pinball wizard haha hit the roof with driver other day. Scared the crap out of me haha
Brilliant 😂
I cal The golden retriever a Ove Sundberg and i am from sweden
Jacob Wahlberg love it!
We dont mind the golfers. but We saw a lot of "range pros" who approached golfers and offer lessons (for a price). and thats annoying.....
I feel ya 😔 seen too much of that myself!
I definitely see a lot of ‘bro’s’ who just wanna hit driver and then shout out to their friends how far they hit it. Btec Brysons.
Unfortunately, i feel like i may fit that category
I have that ping bag too
Good aren't they
Nice video, can't stop laughing 😆🤣
haha thank you!
I am the driver!
Like it
Hahahahahahà Shit i only saw about my self sometimes at Driving Range. Hahahahaha....i will change My attitude
haha, dont take it too seriously!
training aid guy, lol.
Tadinho 😂👍🏼
What about the 'bull shitter " ! He's the one who insists on telling everyone how he just parred Wentworth and was " melting it ," and how the pro hates giving lessons when he's practicing.Apparently he was once banned from the range, because when the pro was showing a member how to use a driver,he took his 4 iron out and put it 20 yards past the pro's best shot.The pro hates him etc etc.
Michael Scales 😂😂 brilliant
This sounds strangely specific lol
I've been the machine gun in the past, lol!
same here!
you missed one. The Chatterbox.
Yes 😂
You forgot to add there’s always someone doing the happy Gilmore shot
Always 😂
And it usually ends up smashing into the wood like the first 'pinball wizard' shot....
It's not a type of driving range person since technically they're just watching not hitting but the range near my house it's guaranteed there's at least 1 or 2 of these angry moms/dads trying to live out their failed dreams as a good golfer critiquing/yelling at their 7-10 year old kid every shot that's not perfect even though they are hitting the ball better than 80% of the people there already at that age
sad scenario isnt it
Golden retriever xD lol that was a bit far though hahaha 🤪
Worth it!
the golden retriever HAHAHAA
😂😂😂
i'm golden retriever / tour pro mix
Excellent 😂
The guy that hits one ball every 5 minutes
I think i'm that guy haha!
im the pinball wizard
hahah ace!
what about the target practice guy who tries to hit the driver??
never thought of that one!
Hahhaha...my favourote was golden retriever...cause i did that once...
Brilliant haha!
i'm actually all of them combined
Nice 😂
oh shit he is making fun of my golf
😂😂 sorry mate
I’m the driver guy
i feel ya bro
So funny and so true
haha thank you!
I am all of these players
I feel ya man
So Jak, which one or ones are you!?
golden retriever haha!
A good laugh 😂
Camryn McInnis haha thank you!
I have never identified more with any stereotype then with the "Tour Pro" guy lol. Always trying way to hard. 😂
hahaha brilliant!
big up KSI
Taariq Saadiq you know 😎
Sandhill!
absoultely!
This man is using Jj/ KSI song in the vid
you know it
I’m def a machine gun... fuck my life
hahaha brilliant!
I’m the driver lol
Same haha!
🤣
“Types of golfers” but doesn’t even have golf shoes on 😂
They’re the Nike Roshe golf shoes 😬
what about the child that’s better than you lmao
Peyjam1 haha yeah good one!
KKKKKK 😂
hahahah