I was promised a video about the legendary delicacy of banana water and there was barely any banana water in this video. I have been deceived, cheated even, bamboozled if you will
That banana water looks absolutely scrumdiddilyumptious (P.S. Thank you for clarifying the first and second half of the video, that helped me so much ❤🙏)
You know it is October 1st when there is an autumn leaf shower curtain in the background, with a banana in a cup in hand to sip. Very October 1st festive.
Imagine not caring what other people drink when they go out? Worrying about yourself instead of strangers. That'd be crazy. I bet you're one of those guys who feels the need to comment when someone at the bar orders anything that's not the shitty light beer that you drink.
I avoided doctors for ~20yrs, dentists even longer - until recently. Lots issues have been popping up, mainly caused by my own neglect, and complete apathy. A year ago, though, I began having seizures, with no apparent cause. After the 3rd or 4th time, I finally saw a doctor. Started on medication to address my mental health, and I was amazed lol. First time in my life I actually gave a shit about life, or my future. So I'm finally at a point where my mind has been stable enough to do something with my time/life - but now my past, my apathy, is catching up with me, and destroying my physical health. Gotta love it 😊 I fkn hate dealing with the things you mentioned, but man I do wish I'd known sooner how to actually take care of my health. For anyone having similar struggles, realize that *you are someone worth taking care of* ❤
The reason you probably have this reluctance to go to the doctor/ other medical-related things is because you trust yourself (and your body) enough to be able to mitigate whatever problems come up without too much trouble. Given the fact that you eat well, likely get regular exercise (if your walking videos are any metric to go by) and have given up things like drinking and smoking, you probably are in fairly good health and you acknowledge this fact by continuing to do so. I feel like we take things (like the medical system) for granted and don’t trust our instincts as much as we ought to, and because of that it really does seem like we’ve lost a part of ourselves along the way. I don’t know, I don’t like going to the doctor either, but that’s also because I don’t like drama and having to worry about things that may or may not be pertinent 5, 10 years down the line. Maybe you’re like that too. Who knows?
It's great to have quit things like smoking or excessive alcohol drinking, but it would be best to never partake of those things. My grandpa was just diagnosed with lung cancer last week due to smoking. He hasn't smoked in over 30 years
Omg, Rift, could you please please please upload a UA-cam Short/TikTok etc of seconds 0:00-0:19 (where you enter frame, sip banana water and “yup!”) I could use that clip as a meme reaction in so many conversations!
Always shave first, you'd end up smearing it everywhere otherwise! Also the banana water makes me feel very much like you're just talking to yourself, sanity taken by Cthulhu 😂
the AS is fun and all but i like these videos where youre just a dude talking about some of the side effects of being human. maintaining a body to live in can be a pain in the ass, sincerely: a dude with always dry skin aswell as long hair and a permanent goatee with scruff due to laziness
The Origin of the word to behold is German I guess… „behalten“ and means to Keep something… I quickly looked it up in wictionary: “From Middle English beholden, from Old English behealdan (“to hold, have, occupy, possess, guard, preserve, contain, belong, keep, observe, consider, behold, look at, gaze on, see, signify, avail, effect, take care, beware, be cautious, restrain, act, behave”), from Proto-West Germanic *bihaldan (“to hold with, keep”), equivalent to be- + hold. Cognate with Saterland Frisian behoolde (“to keep”), Dutch behouden (“to keep, restrain, preserve”), German behalten (“to keep, restrain, remember”), Danish and Norwegian beholde (“to keep”) and Swedish behålla (“to keep”).” Viele Grüße aus Deutschland
the ILA strike is currently actually 85% of the supply of bananas for the US. So we’re about to have a really really crazy banana shortage on the east coast especially. I am wondering if this video was intentionally about the port strike situation or nah
I really liked this video format I hope you do more non asmr talking videos of this style, talking about many interesting topics and sharing your thoughts 13:03 yes that is also the place that hurt me more for piercing, the mouth and eyebrow ones didnt hurt much
So crazy to see someone else do the facial hair thing so differently. I got cowlicks so i cant shave shorter hair, it has to at least be a bit longer and trimming just usually isnt an option with a buzzer if the end result is a shave. Plus yeah i have to use cream too, thick hairs killin me
Yes, I have been there for the bald, the bearded, the barely lucid prophet, the man of bats, and everything else that is the ride of the ER Stream of Consciousness
17:10 Different levels of abstraction... I would say one feels good because a doctor helps you but every time you think of it, there is that counter-pulling reality that one has a malaise, something to be looked at...
I'm still young and my (time) investment is the strength training... as Mark Rippetoe said: you train and get stronger, until you get too old and start beating off death... strength is maybe the ultimate metric of old age. I would always recommend Starting Strength's idea, for it is so simple. Light weights and tons of exercises just accelerates the degradation of the aging body... Ripp once said he doesn't care about me, rather my mom and hers... I'm young but the elderly need to do as little as possible while staying strong, SS is perfect for that...
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I was promised a video about the legendary delicacy of banana water and there was barely any banana water in this video. I have been deceived, cheated even, bamboozled if you will
There was a banana at the start bud
He really played us like a damn fiddle
You seem flustered. Sorry that you cannot understand true modern art..
Bananaboozled.
The wool thrown over our eyes!
4:32 caught me off guard! 😂
SAME!!!
Denial of banana water will NOT be tolerated!
... it caught me off guard, too 😅😂
ER: I got those old man ear hairs
Me who started watching when I was 12 and now 24 and have had ear hairs nearly the whole time: oh...
I like to telepathically talk to ER, my favorite activity of the day
Jealous!
By far the most unhinged channel on yt
Man's off the rails, as usual.
This man could do Voice acting for a Fallout game character 100%.
Also, id shave first then cream.
That banana water looks absolutely scrumdiddilyumptious
(P.S. Thank you for clarifying the first and second half of the video, that helped me so much ❤🙏)
Banana water... at work bro!?... HELL YEAH!!
This is a cool slice of humanity from ya, Paul. Nice chatting with you again.
Could you let me out of the mirror now, please?
3:45 did Paul himself break character for a few seconds 😂🤣, that made me so happy
You know I was polarized by the normal talking ones but I really liked this one. it was one that stuck with me
You know it is October 1st when there is an autumn leaf shower curtain in the background, with a banana in a cup in hand to sip. Very October 1st festive.
October is such an ephemeral rift month
💯
Imagine some dude pulling up to the bar and ordering a banana water
Imagine not caring what other people drink when they go out? Worrying about yourself instead of strangers. That'd be crazy.
I bet you're one of those guys who feels the need to comment when someone at the bar orders anything that's not the shitty light beer that you drink.
@@DrusinianXyou missed the joke harder than I miss my shots with girls
Peter is behind the curtains
That's Right!! 😂
I fully respect the creative genius of the entity that is Papa Rift
I avoided doctors for ~20yrs, dentists even longer - until recently. Lots issues have been popping up, mainly caused by my own neglect, and complete apathy.
A year ago, though, I began having seizures, with no apparent cause. After the 3rd or 4th time, I finally saw a doctor. Started on medication to address my mental health, and I was amazed lol. First time in my life I actually gave a shit about life, or my future.
So I'm finally at a point where my mind has been stable enough to do something with my time/life - but now my past, my apathy, is catching up with me, and destroying my physical health. Gotta love it 😊
I fkn hate dealing with the things you mentioned, but man I do wish I'd known sooner how to actually take care of my health.
For anyone having similar struggles, realize that *you are someone worth taking care of* ❤
Same, the last time I was in a hospital was when I was born lmao I live by the "It will either kill m or I will push through it" Logic lol
As someone who also hates going to doctors appointments, I feel that. Follow ups suck
im with you on that
Give me 3 banana waters with extra banana please
Every turn in this video, down to the thumbnail and the description, was a left and I loved it
I was hoping that as he shaved, the beard would come back on in reverse 🤣
I’m enjoying the content ER keep it up
I think that mental hygiene is super important. I think that not keeping up with it doesn’t make you a bad person but it makes your body break down
I’m getting a mani/pedi tomorrow, I’ll be thinking of you.
The reason you probably have this reluctance to go to the doctor/ other medical-related things is because you trust yourself (and your body) enough to be able to mitigate whatever problems come up without too much trouble. Given the fact that you eat well, likely get regular exercise (if your walking videos are any metric to go by) and have given up things like drinking and smoking, you probably are in fairly good health and you acknowledge this fact by continuing to do so. I feel like we take things (like the medical system) for granted and don’t trust our instincts as much as we ought to, and because of that it really does seem like we’ve lost a part of ourselves along the way. I don’t know, I don’t like going to the doctor either, but that’s also because I don’t like drama and having to worry about things that may or may not be pertinent 5, 10 years down the line. Maybe you’re like that too. Who knows?
It's great to have quit things like smoking or excessive alcohol drinking, but it would be best to never partake of those things. My grandpa was just diagnosed with lung cancer last week due to smoking. He hasn't smoked in over 30 years
@@Fireball_ I hope he recovers
Just use the cream to shave with. It will save you time😂🤣
I don't know why this is relaxing.
Hello, it’s yah boy Asmongold here
Now this... this is true Avant-Garde
Omg, Rift, could you please please please upload a UA-cam Short/TikTok etc of seconds 0:00-0:19 (where you enter frame, sip banana water and “yup!”) I could use that clip as a meme reaction in so many conversations!
you can just clip it yourself. Yt has a clip feature.
@@Keephan 😲🤯🍌🚰
sure i'll create a short of it lol why not
Never thought I’d miss Corvus roleplays so much. Hope your mental is stable brother. Take care
It’s the fungus, isn’t it
I don't know if I am over worrying too much, but, ER, I hope you're ok. Idk if I'm being a dumbass, but I just worry.
Early squad where are you ?
1 hr hbu?
Here 🖐️
dexter morgan shirt
Always shave first, you'd end up smearing it everywhere otherwise! Also the banana water makes me feel very much like you're just talking to yourself, sanity taken by Cthulhu 😂
I feel like Ephemeral Rift has 10 clones of him with their own personalities that he just cycles through every video.
lol
im about to start sending my ear hairs to all these woman watch me start swimming
Thanks for the recipe, very much appreciated! 🤓
Ephemeral Rifts Banana Juice, coming to a store near you!
Yes, I shall say no to banana water. Ypu drank out of it.
the AS is fun and all but i like these videos where youre just a dude talking about some of the side effects of being human. maintaining a body to live in can be a pain in the ass, sincerely: a dude with always dry skin aswell as long hair and a permanent goatee with scruff due to laziness
Banana water is the surest fuel for growing a beard. Shaving only delays the inevitable.
The Origin of the word to behold is German I guess… „behalten“ and means to Keep something…
I quickly looked it up in wictionary:
“From Middle English beholden, from Old English behealdan (“to hold, have, occupy, possess, guard, preserve, contain, belong, keep, observe, consider, behold, look at, gaze on, see, signify, avail, effect, take care, beware, be cautious, restrain, act, behave”), from Proto-West Germanic *bihaldan (“to hold with, keep”), equivalent to be- + hold. Cognate with Saterland Frisian behoolde (“to keep”), Dutch behouden (“to keep, restrain, preserve”), German behalten (“to keep, restrain, remember”), Danish and Norwegian beholde (“to keep”) and Swedish behålla (“to keep”).”
Viele Grüße aus Deutschland
I figured it out, you sound EXACTLY like Brad Pitt. At least in fight club
I too enjoy nice refreshing banana water
the ILA strike is currently actually 85% of the supply of bananas for the US. So we’re about to have a really really crazy banana shortage on the east coast especially. I am wondering if this video was intentionally about the port strike situation or nah
Bro just put the ASMR on my feed 😭
I really liked this video format
I hope you do more non asmr talking videos of this style, talking about many interesting topics and sharing your thoughts
13:03 yes that is also the place that hurt me more for piercing, the mouth and eyebrow ones didnt hurt much
great video, as always❤
Banana water? Is there where one may find a Banana Fish? (Kidding, lol)
It’s like the well of ideas in his head has flown so much its started to corrupt the waters of his mind.
lol
Hmm, consider high Ph drinks - fungi hate that.
i now just need a video of corvus speaking in a loud voice.
Chill convo, cool
Er, i think we have the same insanity.
Thank you🌲☀
It’s time for another sandwich video please sir. I’ve exhausted the fluffer nutter and liverworst and pbj w chips vids at this point
This was good. Would love the recipe for the banana water. 😊
That's some nice banana water you have there.
Hey mate are you doing alright?
I just thought to ask
why would you ask that?
ER is definitely not human ... What is he??
So crazy to see someone else do the facial hair thing so differently. I got cowlicks so i cant shave shorter hair, it has to at least be a bit longer and trimming just usually isnt an option with a buzzer if the end result is a shave. Plus yeah i have to use cream too, thick hairs killin me
PLEASEEEE just let it grow back again im begging
Я ОТКАЗЫВАЮСЬ ОТ ИГРЫ Я ВСТУПАТЬ НЕ ХОЧУ ПОСТ АПОКАЛИПСЕ ЧТОБЫ НИКОГДА НЕ ИГРАТЬ JOE MY .
The fog has came.
Is everything ok over there? I heard there was a some kind’ve large storm in Philadelphia
Video ends at 24:16
Banana water. P. Diddys favorite
Banana water
Yes bannana water
I didn't know what to type here so this is what i'm going to say.
Hello
57s
Hai
Yes, I have been there for the bald, the bearded, the barely lucid prophet, the man of bats, and everything else that is the ride of the ER Stream of Consciousness
Trying to enjoy a nice plate of pudding meat after work only to watch a man in his bathroom. 🙂↔️
Standing here with my banana and my water waiting for the instructions, im excited to try this!
I enjoy some potato water every now and then it’s surprisingly good
Apply the a f cream last. A bread could interfer with the a f treatment
This is definitely one of the most watered banana's ever
RIP Rifts Beard. You will be missed...😞
I did not expect rift to come out with a whole banana in a water cup
I thought he’d make banana milk aka banana milkshake. 😂
Just had banana water for breakfast I slept like a
11:45 you did infact, use that term correctly
I am really enjoying your latest cinematic art.
Day O, Day O. Daylight come and me want go home.
Do the water really be having bananas tho
Can I get 1 million banana waters please
i think the fungus might be taking over
Are we getting a hotdog water video next?
It’s kinda weird to see you talking in a normal voice
Got here before the notification lol
16:28 same
That album cover goes hard
Shave first then cream
I would shave first.
This is how man became a Legend
17:10
Different levels of abstraction... I would say one feels good because a doctor helps you but every time you think of it, there is that counter-pulling reality that one has a malaise, something to be looked at...
I'm still young and my (time) investment is the strength training... as Mark Rippetoe said: you train and get stronger, until you get too old and start beating off death... strength is maybe the ultimate metric of old age. I would always recommend Starting Strength's idea, for it is so simple. Light weights and tons of exercises just accelerates the degradation of the aging body... Ripp once said he doesn't care about me, rather my mom and hers... I'm young but the elderly need to do as little as possible while staying strong, SS is perfect for that...
Man I love this channel