Do you guys like Goblin Slayer Abridged? At present, there is no confirmed season 2 of the source material, only the movie coming out in 2020, "Goblin's Crown." However, you guys might be able to help change that! In addition to physical Dvd/Bluray sales, Japanese companies are starting to look at streaming services like Crunchyroll to determine if a show is worth an additional season. We've always said to support the official release, and now's your chance! You can watch all the Goblin Slayer you want at crunchyroll.com/GRIMMJACK and you can buy physical copies of the anime while it's on sale! store.crunchyroll.com/collections/home-video-deals/products/goblin-slayer-season-one-blu-ray-dvd-digital-standard-edition More goblin Slayer means more Goblin Slayer Abridged, so let's all do our best to support the official release, and maybe get another season!
I'll make a note to do so. Shame this is only 11 minutes long but meh. Anyways They have about 8 published light novels to work from, so I hope they do continue to do a season covering 1 or 2 volumes at a time.
I want a second season but we got like a year or more even if it is confirmed because nothing significant has happened in the manga yet, asides GS becoming closer to his companions. (and the Rhea scout)
I have two questions, 1 how do you sooth your throat after doing these voices because its sounds like you gargle gravel, and 2 how do you have a comment from six days ago?
And thus, Roach Slayer was born. He's like a Goblin Slayer, but for Roaches. Because roaches are goblins of the sewers. Not to be confused with Sewer Goblins, who are also the goblins of the sewers.
The Grand Nope Have you _seen_ his teacher? I am more shocked that his teach hasn’t killed him believing that kid slayer was a goblin. God lord, he must be a goblin in some terms to be able to survive.
This is actually just a casual d&d campaign. Everyone's arguing and memeing around, nobody bothers to remember the names of NPCs or other characters, the DM is half-heartedly trying to rebuild a plot that was totally derailed three sessions ago, and every Player Character is utterly bonkers. I love campaigns like this one, the DM sets up a dark gritty world and you just say. "My character is a violent sociopath completely obsessed with killing goblins who has no social skills and frequently converses with his table."
Like I feel for her because she just wants peace but almost every character is some form/level of insane and she just hates dealing with thwm at this point.
..one thing most adventure table top games, and most of all games types too miss out, roll a dice to see if you have to go to the toilet immediately, without enough time to find a safe place to evacuate to, (or check for traps under butt,) for an Emergency Bowel Evacuation (E.B.E.) [Eee-Bee-Eee ] to commence; particularly if something really scary or evisceratingly gruesome happens nearby.
I love that Table is a character now. When does the merch for “Table, Goblin Slayer’s personal assistant, financial advisor, logistics assistant, fan club president and potential fiancé” come out?
my headcannon is Table is just a mimic that goblin slayer intimidates into staying still (as to not be confused with a Dirty Shapeshifting GAAWBLIN) and overtime just became his assistant. the guild allows it to stay in the building as it doesn't attack anyone and it keeps goblin slayer away from everyone else.
Johnny Dark Which is why this is much more fun. And they do shorten the story a bit in fact this is pretty easy to understand and doesn’t skip out on things.
Literally abridged just means shortened, by cutting out parts from the middle. DBZ Abridged used the term as a joke, because they not only shortened it, but make a comedic parody.
"Just go..." "Go where?" "D-Did you even read the letter?" "Obviously not. The seal's still on it." "Well, if you didn't read it, then how did you know to bring it to me?" "Table suggested it, although I probably would have brought it to you anyways." "Any particular reason why?" "Professional courtesy mostly. Also I wanted to make sure this wasn't some kind of new-fangled *_GOBLIN!_* trickery."
@@mighthose I live in the darkness of societies filth and sewage, i am the destroyer of the evil that is born within this filth, and i am the only one who can stop its foul stench from reaching the surface. i am poop patrol
I too speak in the way of broken sarcasm. But it adopted me early in my life, so it is not my first language. Don't tell anyone, even the natives can't tell I adopted, but only in language.
"can we just like scream at the bugs and they die" "are you a baaard?" "no..." "then no" ok seriously why this guy is not a bard he could save much on the intro song.
Rookie Cleric: Ummm, excuse me... Gaaawhblin Slayer: GOBLINS? IS IT GOBLINS?! I partake in slaying those. Rookie Warrior: ...No, it's not goblins. GS: .......and like that you've lost me...
@@seancampbell6292 I mean, they're kinda trying to animate their own stuff. I think I remember something about witch girls that look like steven universe characters, I can't remember the name though.
"how did you get this letter" "I don't know it was on my table" "How do you get mail to your table?!" "I don't know table handles logistics" best goddamn dialogue in cinema history
"Where did you get this?!" "Idk found it in my table" "How do you get mail delivered to your table!?" "Idk table handles logistics" I love how goblin slayed has this weird relationship with this table as its somehow his officer, lawyer, and deals with logistics.
6:40 Thing is as insane in the membrane as GS is in this version you forget he is still a trained warrior and really good at his craft. So as out of character as it seems I can assure you this is very much how he thinks.
I love how it's gone from adventurers avoiding GS because they look down on him since he only hunts goblins to everyone is terrified of the insane unhinged goblin murdering rage golem and steers clear of him
Goblin slayer’s background noise was amazing Guild girl giving the hard truths. Stay classy guild girl. Stay classy Also table has really turned into his manager
Just in case you care: In addition to physical Dvd/Bluray sales, Japanese companies are starting to look at streaming services like Crunchyroll to determine if a show is worth an additional season. You can watch all the Goblin Slayer you want at crunchyroll.com/GRIMMJACK and you can buy physical copies of the anime while it's on sale! store.crunchyroll.com/collections/home-video-deals/products/goblin-slayer-season-one-blu-ray-dvd-digital-standard-edition If you want to, you could help make sure there's more source material for more GSA.
Wow didn’t think I would get a reply from Coffinjockey. Thanks man I love your guys content and I’ll make sure to support the official release so you guys can make more awesome content
Yeap, no doubts about it. This is based off from Pathfinder. Abadar is indeed god of wealth in Golarion. I love it how casually they made fun of how ridiculously oversized fantasy weapons are. Funnily enough eveb 10 pounds would still be insanely heavy. For example claymores weigh about 5 pounds.
Eh, it varies. Technically there's a great sword that a Frisian giant used in the 16th century that was something like 15lbs. But yeah, 3-5lbs is usually the sweet spot for swords of almost any size.
@@kireduhai9428 Yes I've heard of that one. However so far the biggest historical sword found weighed about 22 pounds and was 2.2 meter long,it belonged to some guy who was possibly member of Clan Maxwell back in 15th century. However it's entirely possible that the sword was made simply to break some records since we don't really know anything about the guy who used it or if he actually even used it. The reason why these things are even recorded is because of how ridiculously big they were,personally I'd love to see how someone would actually fight using something like that since you can't really stop a weapon with such great momentum so over-swinging would be huge issue. There are some other ones that are even bigger,like Norimitsu Odachi,but that was never made to be used,it was simply nothing more than a display of smithing skills.
The way you guys script and convey emotion is incredible. It's more than screaming and rambunctious antics. There are subtle moments that really sell the character and it's beautifully immersive and honest to form. I love you guys! Grimjack, amazing job voicing with such passion
Wait, Crunchyroll sponsered an Abridged of one of their anime? *The times are changing boys* (Also great episode, I should probably mention that, you really keep up the quality on this series Grimm)
My guy, keep coming out with content like that, I seriously look forward to these parodies. It hasn't been the same since Team Four Star stopped doing Hellsing Abridged parodies, and their Dragon Ball Z parodies have ended too
If you want other really good abridged series' you should check out SAO abridged by Something Witty entertainment (like 11 or 12 episodes, ongoing) and Fate Stay Night Abridged by... idk by whom but you'll find it. it has 3 episodes ongoing
phenomenal episode. really indicative of the new generation of abridged anime---different yet internally consistent characters, good utilization of the source material without being a scene for scene replay, and running jokes that work without being toooo forced
@@HiopX A legend so fierce and terrifying to all Bug-kind that the sewers would forever remain pristine and unspoiled by their foul, multi-legged selves, for fear that the Bug Slayer still walks the dark tunnels of the underground, searching for Bugs to slay
Man, do I love this new really talkative, but really batshit crazy Goblin Slayer. And he still manages to be one hell of a bro! Those advices were seriously legit! Way to go, guys! 👍
When a friend ask me for a good video to see on youtube: I knew this day would come. You come to the right place, step into my ofice my GAAAAAWWWBLING SLAYING OFFICE.
I once had a DnD group that ran into this sort of thing. Found out a crazed scientist had made an elixir that permanently made things grow in size. They stole some, gave it to wild neighborhood cats, released them in the sewer, and called it a day. Weirdly, I rolled to determine the consequences, and the town never had a sewer problem again.
This is actually really neat, being sorta-sponsored by the original material. Less chance of copyright shenanigans? I dunno, but at least someone at Crunchyroll saw that abridged series, much like Let's Plays for games, are basically advertising.
After watching this and the actual episode, I realized only the guy in this for a job could tell the newbs "go grab a stick a wack them." Everyone else was all spear or dagger.
At the beginning of this episode I thought, I didn't expect a whole episode about poop patrol. At the end I thought, I didn't expect to enjoy a whole episode about poop patrol. But I did. A lot.
I just wanted to say.. I'm in love with this series, moreso than popular abridges like SAO and Hellsing abridged. These have me laughing and entertained nearly nonstop. You guys do an INCREDIBLE job with the source material. Thank you for the lols and lmaos!
Do you guys like Goblin Slayer Abridged? At present, there is no confirmed season 2 of the source material, only the movie coming out in 2020, "Goblin's Crown." However, you guys might be able to help change that! In addition to physical Dvd/Bluray sales, Japanese companies are starting to look at streaming services like Crunchyroll to determine if a show is worth an additional season. We've always said to support the official release, and now's your chance! You can watch all the Goblin Slayer you want at crunchyroll.com/GRIMMJACK and you can buy physical copies of the anime while it's on sale! store.crunchyroll.com/collections/home-video-deals/products/goblin-slayer-season-one-blu-ray-dvd-digital-standard-edition More goblin Slayer means more Goblin Slayer Abridged, so let's all do our best to support the official release, and maybe get another season!
I'll make a note to do so. Shame this is only 11 minutes long but meh. Anyways They have about 8 published light novels to work from, so I hope they do continue to do a season covering 1 or 2 volumes at a time.
I want a second season but we got like a year or more even if it is confirmed because nothing significant has happened in the manga yet, asides GS becoming closer to his companions. (and the Rhea scout)
I am really liking how you're taking the show. Hopefully The creator is working on making this a part of the books. Because in the books he is crazy.
Isn't Crunchyroll siphoning off their subscription fees to make commentary and original content?
I have two questions, 1 how do you sooth your throat after doing these voices because its sounds like you gargle gravel, and 2 how do you have a comment from six days ago?
"How did you get mail delivered to your table?!?"
"I dont know... The Table handles logistics!"
the thing is how the joke plays out tho.
"i don't know, Table handles the logistics"
you wouldn't say "i don't know, The Karina handles logistics"
that had me laughing way too fucking hard
I was about to comment this brilliance.
must not be an ikea table then
Ironically most of all logistics are handle on a TABLE
And thus, Roach Slayer was born. He's like a Goblin Slayer, but for Roaches. Because roaches are goblins of the sewers. Not to be confused with Sewer Goblins, who are also the goblins of the sewers.
Funny as I believe that is the topic of the next episode.
What about the rats?
Those goddamn wily GAAAWBLINS
This should be a line in the actual thing
You just made me think of rapist cockroaches because of this show.
That is some cuthulu level hentai
“ I don’t know, Table handles logistics”
I love this series
That was gold
I laughed the bar tender laughed the table laughed the gobling laughed we killed the goblin. Good times
My canon is that it is a mimic that he trained by feeding goblins to it.
I wish my table does that.. all it does why play sad music songs for me.
Table Music: *Plays the saddest song ever*
I was looking for this comment cauz I knew I wasnt the only one to spit his drink at that xD
The only shocking thing about this episode was that Goblin Slayer was fully coherent during his talk about a good weapon.
To be fair hes actually pretty smart even though he's BATSHIT INSANE, how do ya think he survived that long?
The Grand Nope Have you _seen_ his teacher? I am more shocked that his teach hasn’t killed him believing that kid slayer was a goblin. God lord, he must be a goblin in some terms to be able to survive.
Richard McNeilly he is the kinda general that would win a war, he is crazy smart and just plain crazy
joimumu The scariest warrior on the battlefield, the type that doesn’t even know where _they_ are doing.
The more the serie progress the more you pick up that GS is JUST insane, not dumb
This is actually just a casual d&d campaign. Everyone's arguing and memeing around, nobody bothers to remember the names of NPCs or other characters, the DM is half-heartedly trying to rebuild a plot that was totally derailed three sessions ago, and every Player Character is utterly bonkers. I love campaigns like this one, the DM sets up a dark gritty world and you just say. "My character is a violent sociopath completely obsessed with killing goblins who has no social skills and frequently converses with his table."
I feel like Guild Girl is the voice of the DM
Like I feel for her because she just wants peace but almost every character is some form/level of insane and she just hates dealing with thwm at this point.
The players must be having one hell of a time playing this trainwreck XD (I mean trainwreck in a good way lol)
..one thing most adventure table top games, and most of all games types too miss out, roll a dice to see if you have to go to the toilet immediately, without enough time to find a safe place to evacuate to, (or check for traps under butt,) for an Emergency Bowel Evacuation (E.B.E.) [Eee-Bee-Eee ] to commence; particularly if something really scary or evisceratingly gruesome happens nearby.
*thumbs up* Seems Legit.
"You had me at cheap"
As a Collage student I felt this in many levels
Martin XY college *
@@calculatedrage2819 yeah, I suck at english when it comes to spelling
Agree 100%
I am always far more likely to try something my friends suggest once they mention "for free".
I had assumed you were simply a student studying collage-making.
"This episode is sponsored by Crunchyroll!"
... In Soviet UA-cam, official release supports you?
Somewhere, Teamfourstar is crying heavily.
No wonder their logo is red
This should be top comment! X,D
UA-cam just keeps getting _weirder_ .
So.. They're basically invincible now, right?
I'm glad to see Table-Kun got a job after his image was marred in that horrific Scene in Code Geass.
His rapist is still at large though.
That’s why he works for Goblin Slayer. He slays goblin.
Same.
Head of logistics of GAWBLIN SLAYER Inc
Table got molested in "Shimoneta" by Anna ---
“How did you get this?”
“I dunno, table handles logistics”
Legendary quote
I love that Table is a character now. When does the merch for “Table, Goblin Slayer’s personal assistant, financial advisor, logistics assistant, fan club president and potential fiancé” come out?
my headcannon is Table is just a mimic that goblin slayer intimidates into staying still (as to not be confused with a Dirty Shapeshifting GAAWBLIN) and overtime just became his assistant. the guild allows it to stay in the building as it doesn't attack anyone and it keeps goblin slayer away from everyone else.
I like how this entire episode is literally a slightly more comedic transliteration of the actual episode.
@Sightless_Seeker Remember when abridged series were actually abridged.
@Sightless_Seeker yeah but most "abridged" versions were basically parodies and had little do to with the actual plot
Johnny Dark
Which is why this is much more fun. And they do shorten the story a bit in fact this is pretty easy to understand and doesn’t skip out on things.
STONE BOLT it can also be more enjoyable than the dubs/subs
What would this be like if they were just normal idiots like us?
Literally abridged just means shortened, by cutting out parts from the middle.
DBZ Abridged used the term as a joke, because they not only shortened it, but make a comedic parody.
"Just go..."
"Go where?"
"D-Did you even read the letter?"
"Obviously not. The seal's still on it."
"Well, if you didn't read it, then how did you know to bring it to me?"
"Table suggested it, although I probably would have brought it to you anyways."
"Any particular reason why?"
"Professional courtesy mostly. Also I wanted to make sure this wasn't some kind of new-fangled *_GOBLIN!_* trickery."
_T A B L E suggested it_
You know what....just go
TF IS A GOBLIN?
They do that! Goblin trickery is always so fucking confusing!!!!!
Is it weird I could hear this in their voices?
Ah the mighty bra of holding, the most awkward storage to access in public.
Only if you arent a Busty Sexy Priest. Otherwise, it is fking awkward and disgusting
There's no fucking way she's wearing a bra. It would cry out in pain.
@douglas wahid that's... a LOT of mana
The Witch sounds perpetually high. And I approve.
@@Phoebe5448 I mean all she does is literally smoke all day lolz
GG: *HOW DOES YOUR TABLE RECEIVE LETTERS?*
GS: idk my table handles logistics
"Then back into my dojo!" *koto twang*
I don't know why but that tickled me.
where on the doll did it tickle you?
Shamisen twang, actually.
Get here early means less chances of being goblinated.
But also a reduced Goblin encounter rate and subsequently a lower Goblin kill ratio. Are you really willing to take that risk?!
TenaciousDingo
. . . Allow me to consult this with my partner. *walks over to nearby table*
Filthy Gaaaaawwbliiins
Get on my level. I was here a week ago
@@StormsandSaugeye I came here from 2000 years in the future just to witness this moment... SO GET ON MY LEVEL BITCH!!!!
You think you can surprise me!? *I PRACTICALLY LIVE DOWN HERE!!!*
What I say everytime I play a video game
Poop Patrol lives up to its name.
Perfect line for poop patrol if you ask me.
@@mighthose I live in the darkness of societies filth and sewage, i am the destroyer of the evil that is born within this filth, and i am the only one who can stop its foul stench from reaching the surface. i am poop patrol
@@AndreNitroX *I am... the Brown Knight.
We NEED a shirt of that OG “GAAWWWWWBLINSS!” Art!
ILL TAKE 50!!!
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY. MY DIRTY FILTHY GOOOOOOBLIN MONEY
@@liquidchameleon5993 Goblin dont except GOOOOBLIN MONEY it supports goblinating funds, and a cure for GOBLIN cancer.
I want a shirt of table-kun
Goblinated money not accepted.
Captions: "English - With Jokes!"
Now I can enjoy this in my first language!
I too speak in the way of broken sarcasm. But it adopted me early in my life, so it is not my first language. Don't tell anyone, even the natives can't tell I adopted, but only in language.
So canada subs?
crap, I forgot to watch with captions on
"can we just like scream at the bugs and they die"
"are you a baaard?"
"no..."
"then no"
ok seriously why this guy is not a bard he could save much on the intro song.
not a high enough Charisma score?
He spent all his bard college money on the song. It was written by the admission guy at the bard college. It was a test and he failed.
@@jamesm783 dude, everyone loves Poop Patrol so they are definitely not lacking in Charisma
“And then I blacked out”
Dude I can relate.
Sounds like a classic case of warrior madness to me
@@devilred18a very powerful tool in a berserker’s arsenal. Hey, have you ever considered becoming a Barbarian?
"To kill GAAAAAWWWWWWWWWBBLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNSSSSSS!!!!!!!"
this needs to be a T-shirt
I feel the same way towards Pit Bulls & Hyenas...
Rookie Cleric: Ummm, excuse me...
Gaaawhblin Slayer: GOBLINS? IS IT GOBLINS?! I partake in slaying those.
Rookie Warrior: ...No, it's not goblins.
GS: .......and like that you've lost me...
Alucard probably approves
"NANI!?" Intensifies
I love the fact the official release is supporting this.
If you’re sponsored by Crunchyroll, doesn’t that make this parody kinda...official?
Not really. The studio would be the one supporting it for it to be official. But i catch your drift.
Crunchyroll is a streaming service, not an animation studio.
@@seancampbell6292 I mean, they're kinda trying to animate their own stuff. I think I remember something about witch girls that look like steven universe characters, I can't remember the name though.
@@fernandosau1498 Spice something
An official parody is still a parody.....
We require splash art from 10:07 as high quality, GAAAAAAAWBLINS free wallpaper
I want a shirt of it lol
go wild kid
i.imgur.com/VxX7O60.png
@@sirloco4ever fucking genius, that would be awesome
You had me on "free".
I totally want that as a wallpaper now
I really appreciate all the D&D jokes that the subtitles have to offer.
I caught the Abadar, Pathfinder, reference in the video but I never realized there were joke captions...thank you my man, now to rewatch the videos xD
“I used it to find the greatest warrior in all the land. Turns out he was inside me all along! ...crafty bastard GET OUT HERE YOU!!”
“That sword was like a brother to me. I loved him like a sister.”
Didn't care much about the "Poop Patrol" duo in the actual show but this series' version of them is pretty endearing ngl.
Table is the real MVP
Look i know it’s probably not possible, but we need an entire Poop Patrol spin-off. The legend of Bug Slayer is just starting.
Bug Club is win!
Well I've seen enough hentai to know that bugs can be just as bad as Goblins if you catch my drift.
@@jazz3911 Anything, can be as bad as goblins in offbrand stuff...
Are you drifting? @@jazz3911
wow rookie fighter has potential as a mass murdering psychopath... or a rookie goblin slayer. :P
bug slayer
@@pypi3 We need a Bug Slayer to keep all the bugs from buginating everything!
And his sidekick rat slayer. And together they are POOP PATROL!!!
Rookie goblin slayer position already taken by priestess
HellMinion88 Bug Slayer and Rat Slayer they team up to form the fearsome.....POOP PATROL!!💀🤘🏾
Crying at "I'm goblin slayer sensei".
Also whoever did the subs, God bless you.
I did the subs on this one, fans did it for every other one though
God bless you all
@@Coffinjockey May you be blessed with many elves, women, and elven women, you magnificent wordsmith.
I read this comment, had a theory, and was happy to have the theory confirmed.
Oh yeah, subs. Guess I need to rewatch it immediately.
"I don't know, table handles logistics." Sounds like a reliable PR team.
"how did you get this letter"
"I don't know it was on my table"
"How do you get mail to your table?!"
"I don't know table handles logistics"
best goddamn dialogue in cinema history
Poop Patrol has a decent theme song.
Better than Titan Storm
But at what cost..
@@A_Bag_of_Potatoes Do you have a nice theme song ?
Yes.
What did it cost ?
Everything.
It's ok, but TITAN STOOOORRRRMMMMM!!!! is still better.
Iridium
“Almost” everything, there’s a difference.
"Table handles logistics" might singlehandedly be the best line in an abridged series ever
"Where did you get this?!"
"Idk found it in my table"
"How do you get mail delivered to your table!?"
"Idk table handles logistics"
I love how goblin slayed has this weird relationship with this table as its somehow his officer, lawyer, and deals with logistics.
Goblin Slayer isn’t dumb per say, he’s just obsessed and single-minded.
Can't wait for elves, women, and elven women.
And what GAAAAWWWBBLLIIINSS do to elven women...
@Special Bronze well at least they don't goblinize the alcohol.
@@symbiotegod2069 oh no they do...
@@jm00789 oh.. oh they need to die now.
We rather like one cool elvish archer lady.
6:40
Thing is as insane in the membrane as GS is in this version you forget he is still a trained warrior and really good at his craft. So as out of character as it seems I can assure you this is very much how he thinks.
"I'm glad I overcame my fear of bugs though! He-heh! Now I'm just afraid of..myself"
love that one, surprised no one else quoted it
I love how it's gone from adventurers avoiding GS because they look down on him since he only hunts goblins to everyone is terrified of the insane unhinged goblin murdering rage golem and steers clear of him
5:30 “I partake in slaying those”
Goblin slayer’s background noise was amazing
Guild girl giving the hard truths. Stay classy guild girl. Stay classy
Also table has really turned into his manager
Can’t wait for more goblinating
[Goblinating intensifies]
Olny thing that goblinates are GAWBLINS, you failed 79th goblin test!
I got my eye on you...
Is it bad that I want the official anime to continue just so more of Goblin Slayer Abridged is made? Lol
Just in case you care: In addition to physical Dvd/Bluray sales, Japanese companies are starting to look at streaming services like Crunchyroll to determine if a show is worth an additional season. You can watch all the Goblin Slayer you want at crunchyroll.com/GRIMMJACK and you can buy physical copies of the anime while it's on sale! store.crunchyroll.com/collections/home-video-deals/products/goblin-slayer-season-one-blu-ray-dvd-digital-standard-edition If you want to, you could help make sure there's more source material for more GSA.
Wow didn’t think I would get a reply from Coffinjockey. Thanks man I love your guys content and I’ll make sure to support the official release so you guys can make more awesome content
What about VRV? Since they’re somewhat connected.
Matthew Bunn yeah that’s where I watch all my anime
*Table* : best supporting actor
5:17 when you hear his theme you know shits about to go down for the goblin
I wish I could enter Goblin Slayers dojo
His GOBLIN SLAYING dojo
@@anonymeroverlord for GOOOBLIN SLAYING
six days
how
Ask Table-kun for approval of entering his dojo. After all, Table-kun is responsible for logistics and stuffs thou. Hehehe
Yeap, no doubts about it. This is based off from Pathfinder. Abadar is indeed god of wealth in Golarion.
I love it how casually they made fun of how ridiculously oversized fantasy weapons are. Funnily enough eveb 10 pounds would still be insanely heavy. For example claymores weigh about 5 pounds.
Eh, it varies.
Technically there's a great sword that a Frisian giant used in the 16th century that was something like 15lbs.
But yeah, 3-5lbs is usually the sweet spot for swords of almost any size.
@@kireduhai9428 Yes I've heard of that one. However so far the biggest historical sword found weighed about 22 pounds and was 2.2 meter long,it belonged to some guy who was possibly member of Clan Maxwell back in 15th century. However it's entirely possible that the sword was made simply to break some records since we don't really know anything about the guy who used it or if he actually even used it. The reason why these things are even recorded is because of how ridiculously big they were,personally I'd love to see how someone would actually fight using something like that since you can't really stop a weapon with such great momentum so over-swinging would be huge issue.
There are some other ones that are even bigger,like Norimitsu Odachi,but that was never made to be used,it was simply nothing more than a display of smithing skills.
How much is that in kilograms?
@@edwardheppenstall8690 divide by 2.2
@@CrazyDutchguys thanks
6:35 this is why you pick the tavern brawler feat you can then use anything as a weapon even GAAWWWWWWWWWWBINS
The way you guys script and convey emotion is incredible. It's more than screaming and rambunctious antics. There are subtle moments that really sell the character and it's beautifully immersive and honest to form. I love you guys! Grimjack, amazing job voicing with such passion
3:48
Caption:Butts from Berserk
This series is absolute gold
truly gold, goblin blood covered gold
Wait, Crunchyroll sponsered an Abridged of one of their anime? *The times are changing boys*
(Also great episode, I should probably mention that, you really keep up the quality on this series Grimm)
These are confusing time
It's worse than I imagined, the video has been....GGAAAAWWWWBLINATED by sponsors.
Anyways, I loved this video, keep up the good work.
If it makes you feel better TheSergitz; That's not a real word.
@@Kirkaman_hex That's what the goblins want you to think! Lol
@@TheSergitz He might be a filthy GGAAAAWWWWBLIN !
GOD FUCKING DAMN GOBLINS!!!!!! GOBLINATED THIS VIDEO AND DISGRACED THE GOBLINATOR DOJO!!!
My guy, keep coming out with content like that, I seriously look forward to these parodies. It hasn't been the same since Team Four Star stopped doing Hellsing Abridged parodies, and their Dragon Ball Z parodies have ended too
At the end of ep 60 they announced season 4
If you want other really good abridged series' you should check out SAO abridged by Something Witty entertainment (like 11 or 12 episodes, ongoing) and Fate Stay Night Abridged by... idk by whom but you'll find it. it has 3 episodes ongoing
@@elgurkus6885 you mean the Kirito is always right foundation show right ?
@@TheHaseo322 ye
They didn't stop the Hellsing abridged series they finished it there's no more episodes to do also another season of DBZA abridged was announced.
“I dunno, Table handles logistics.”
phenomenal episode. really indicative of the new generation of abridged anime---different yet internally consistent characters, good utilization of the source material without being a scene for scene replay, and running jokes that work without being toooo forced
My favourite character is the table.
Table-kun is a fucking logistic wizard.
And it hates GAWWWWWWBLINS just as much as G. S.
Gotta love him. He's a bit stiff but he gets the job done.
Table-kun.
I've heard he's gonna get his own spin-off.
The animation budget was so low the studio didn't thought twice.
"Did you hear that, Table?! 30-fucking-%, THAT'S CRAZY!!"
I heard table-kun made his debut in code geass. But he a supporting actress' left hand, if you get my meaning.
8:51 it was at that moment that Rookie Warrior briefly turned into the Bug Slayer
The inner door was unlocked, but not yet fully opened. However, soon the legend of Bug Slayer will rise.
@@HiopX A legend so fierce and terrifying to all Bug-kind that the sewers would forever remain pristine and unspoiled by their foul, multi-legged selves, for fear that the Bug Slayer still walks the dark tunnels of the underground, searching for Bugs to slay
Man, do I love this new really talkative, but really batshit crazy Goblin Slayer. And he still manages to be one hell of a bro! Those advices were seriously legit!
Way to go, guys! 👍
That's what I like about him. Hes single minded but can still help out someone else as a mentor. Also known as, a bro.
"Now I"m just afraid of.....myself."
LOL I somehow knew he was going to say that. :D
It is UNCANNY how you guys sticked to the source and still make it funny and original. The power most movie makers didn't possess any more
8:54 caption should totally have been “bugging for mercy” 😏
10:01
GS: GUILD GIRL!
GG: Goblin Slayer?! What do you want?
GS: What else? To kill
GOOOOOBLLIIIIIIIINNNSS!!!
When a friend ask me for a good video to see on youtube: I knew this day would come. You come to the right place, step into my ofice my GAAAAAWWWBLING SLAYING OFFICE.
8:30 "Bugs could never possibly turn a corner" 😂😂😂
OH MY GOD THEY LEARNED HOW TO TURN A CORNER!!!
I once had a DnD group that ran into this sort of thing. Found out a crazed scientist had made an elixir that permanently made things grow in size. They stole some, gave it to wild neighborhood cats, released them in the sewer, and called it a day. Weirdly, I rolled to determine the consequences, and the town never had a sewer problem again.
Subtitles guy is back. Im happy.
@9:05 And thus Bug Slayer was born.
Finally, right holders supporting fan-made content on UA-cam because it fricking makes sense
To the person who spent the time and effort adding the 'english (jokes)' annotations, god bless you
"Bugs could never possibly turn a corner."
I lost it
I left captions on by accident and its surprisingly better for it why
This is actually really neat, being sorta-sponsored by the original material. Less chance of copyright shenanigans? I dunno, but at least someone at Crunchyroll saw that abridged series, much like Let's Plays for games, are basically advertising.
Congrats on your Crunchy Sponsorship! You guys work hard and it really shows in your final product. Hope to see more!
After watching this and the actual episode, I realized only the guy in this for a job could tell the newbs "go grab a stick a wack them."
Everyone else was all spear or dagger.
Fell asleep and this was still playing and well 7:17 THAT happened.
The high pitched “SMITE THEEEM!” is honestly such a real feeling when in comes to bugs.
Goblin Slayer Abridged being sponsored by Crunchyroll really puts a smile on my face
Guild girl's and apprentice cleric's seemed a little off from earlier episodes, but Table really pulled this one out.
nice work
He is really doing good for himself.
3:20 - I can help reorganize her storage
Don't. You'll get lost and someone will have to go looking for and THEY'LL get lost and next thing we know it we're losing half the village!
@@lunch_trey Okay, I'm backing away...
@@xaraxen Careful, they still might get you
At the beginning of this episode I thought, I didn't expect a whole episode about poop patrol.
At the end I thought, I didn't expect to enjoy a whole episode about poop patrol. But I did. A lot.
Noooo it releases when im on an eight hour shift! CURSE YOU UNIVERSE!
God damn GAWWWWBLINNSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Quit the job. Its all meaningless anyway
Those crafty fucking, time manipulating, schedule arranging, and infrequently video updating GAAAAWBLIIIINSSS!!!!!
Wow abridged series are now being sponsored directly by crunchyroll
whole new future. Brand new world
This new thing excites me
It's actually great that Crunchyroll is supporting the abridged version, brings a tear to my eye.
I appreciate the deep Golarion/Pathfinder lore repeatedly used in the series.
Who would've thought that abridged parody makers could get an actual sponsorship? Happy for Grimmjack.
Everyone who dislikes this episode of Goblin Slayer is a Goblin, a Rat, or a bug...
Jordan Garcia , nah it was a pretty meh episode . Hardly any Goblin Slayer, goblins or Goblin Slaying .
Probably the three at time...
@@MrJara1018 But the Goblin slayer was still in it making it a 9001/1006... And yes... I went there...
@@MrJara1018 it's called WORLD building.
Mankrik 'The Thorntusk Butcher' ..... meh
10:10-10:26
Goblin Slayer slays into smash!!!
(SSBU Theme)
7:55 *cries in memorial of watersheep*
The subs are hands down my favorite part of this.
My favorite line still has to be "Oh... Oh! They have to die then." The entire campfire sequence was really notable. Great 3rd episode ❤️
I love how goblin slayer is even more focus on slaying goblins here than in the damn anime/manga itself rofl!
I like that y'all are using the Pathfinder pantheon
“DONT COME ROUND UNLESS YOU WANNA THROW DOWN WITH”
*POOP PATROOOOL*
Im fucking crying over this theme song 😂😂
I just wanted to say.. I'm in love with this series, moreso than popular abridges like SAO and Hellsing abridged. These have me laughing and entertained nearly nonstop. You guys do an INCREDIBLE job with the source material. Thank you for the lols and lmaos!
- How do you get mail to your table?
- I don't know. Table handles logistics.