Goblin Slayer Abridged (Goblin Slayer Parody) - Episode 3

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  • @grimmjack
    @grimmjack  5 років тому +4017

    Do you guys like Goblin Slayer Abridged? At present, there is no confirmed season 2 of the source material, only the movie coming out in 2020, "Goblin's Crown." However, you guys might be able to help change that! In addition to physical Dvd/Bluray sales, Japanese companies are starting to look at streaming services like Crunchyroll to determine if a show is worth an additional season. We've always said to support the official release, and now's your chance! You can watch all the Goblin Slayer you want at crunchyroll.com/GRIMMJACK and you can buy physical copies of the anime while it's on sale! store.crunchyroll.com/collections/home-video-deals/products/goblin-slayer-season-one-blu-ray-dvd-digital-standard-edition More goblin Slayer means more Goblin Slayer Abridged, so let's all do our best to support the official release, and maybe get another season!

    • @StormsandSaugeye
      @StormsandSaugeye 5 років тому +31

      I'll make a note to do so. Shame this is only 11 minutes long but meh. Anyways They have about 8 published light novels to work from, so I hope they do continue to do a season covering 1 or 2 volumes at a time.

    • @demogeymidge2997
      @demogeymidge2997 5 років тому +10

      I want a second season but we got like a year or more even if it is confirmed because nothing significant has happened in the manga yet, asides GS becoming closer to his companions. (and the Rhea scout)

    • @WarsunGames
      @WarsunGames 5 років тому +8

      I am really liking how you're taking the show. Hopefully The creator is working on making this a part of the books. Because in the books he is crazy.

    • @OptimalOwl
      @OptimalOwl 5 років тому +6

      Isn't Crunchyroll siphoning off their subscription fees to make commentary and original content?

    • @itsyaboiChubbs
      @itsyaboiChubbs 5 років тому +3

      I have two questions, 1 how do you sooth your throat after doing these voices because its sounds like you gargle gravel, and 2 how do you have a comment from six days ago?

  • @Obsidianen
    @Obsidianen 5 років тому +2665

    "How did you get mail delivered to your table?!?"
    "I dont know... The Table handles logistics!"

    • @coldfusionstormgaming1808
      @coldfusionstormgaming1808 4 роки тому +135

      the thing is how the joke plays out tho.
      "i don't know, Table handles the logistics"
      you wouldn't say "i don't know, The Karina handles logistics"

    • @jacksonfuller8158
      @jacksonfuller8158 2 роки тому +24

      that had me laughing way too fucking hard

    • @LithmusEarth
      @LithmusEarth 2 роки тому +6

      I was about to comment this brilliance.

    • @pleasedont7749
      @pleasedont7749 2 роки тому +11

      must not be an ikea table then

    • @santaboy4818
      @santaboy4818 2 роки тому +19

      Ironically most of all logistics are handle on a TABLE

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 5 років тому +7622

    And thus, Roach Slayer was born. He's like a Goblin Slayer, but for Roaches. Because roaches are goblins of the sewers. Not to be confused with Sewer Goblins, who are also the goblins of the sewers.

    • @Toneill029
      @Toneill029 5 років тому +246

      Funny as I believe that is the topic of the next episode.

    • @jason4443
      @jason4443 5 років тому +106

      What about the rats?

    • @angryyogbuscus1578
      @angryyogbuscus1578 5 років тому +141

      Those goddamn wily GAAAWBLINS

    • @lookatthepicture4107
      @lookatthepicture4107 5 років тому +72

      This should be a line in the actual thing

    • @cybardsands1362
      @cybardsands1362 5 років тому +141

      You just made me think of rapist cockroaches because of this show.
      That is some cuthulu level hentai

  • @valiensr1037
    @valiensr1037 5 років тому +3708

    “ I don’t know, Table handles logistics”
    I love this series

    • @matthewbunn8609
      @matthewbunn8609 5 років тому +84

      That was gold

    • @gasparperalta3725
      @gasparperalta3725 5 років тому +136

      I laughed the bar tender laughed the table laughed the gobling laughed we killed the goblin. Good times

    • @BobMcBobJr
      @BobMcBobJr 5 років тому +93

      My canon is that it is a mimic that he trained by feeding goblins to it.

    • @Exozealots
      @Exozealots 5 років тому +25

      I wish my table does that.. all it does why play sad music songs for me.
      Table Music: *Plays the saddest song ever*

    • @KhonaShadowCraftRomman
      @KhonaShadowCraftRomman 5 років тому +5

      I was looking for this comment cauz I knew I wasnt the only one to spit his drink at that xD

  • @andymcneilly
    @andymcneilly 5 років тому +3633

    The only shocking thing about this episode was that Goblin Slayer was fully coherent during his talk about a good weapon.

    • @thegrandnope7143
      @thegrandnope7143 5 років тому +537

      To be fair hes actually pretty smart even though he's BATSHIT INSANE, how do ya think he survived that long?

    • @andymcneilly
      @andymcneilly 5 років тому +110

      The Grand Nope Have you _seen_ his teacher? I am more shocked that his teach hasn’t killed him believing that kid slayer was a goblin. God lord, he must be a goblin in some terms to be able to survive.

    • @joimumu
      @joimumu 5 років тому +154

      Richard McNeilly he is the kinda general that would win a war, he is crazy smart and just plain crazy

    • @andymcneilly
      @andymcneilly 5 років тому +134

      joimumu The scariest warrior on the battlefield, the type that doesn’t even know where _they_ are doing.

    • @facundogonza5740
      @facundogonza5740 5 років тому +97

      The more the serie progress the more you pick up that GS is JUST insane, not dumb

  • @conwaysquest6961
    @conwaysquest6961 5 років тому +2244

    This is actually just a casual d&d campaign. Everyone's arguing and memeing around, nobody bothers to remember the names of NPCs or other characters, the DM is half-heartedly trying to rebuild a plot that was totally derailed three sessions ago, and every Player Character is utterly bonkers. I love campaigns like this one, the DM sets up a dark gritty world and you just say. "My character is a violent sociopath completely obsessed with killing goblins who has no social skills and frequently converses with his table."

    • @CodeVagrantVods
      @CodeVagrantVods 3 роки тому +266

      I feel like Guild Girl is the voice of the DM

    • @CodeVagrantVods
      @CodeVagrantVods 3 роки тому +118

      Like I feel for her because she just wants peace but almost every character is some form/level of insane and she just hates dealing with thwm at this point.

    • @skullton3292
      @skullton3292 3 роки тому +50

      The players must be having one hell of a time playing this trainwreck XD (I mean trainwreck in a good way lol)

    • @razor1uk610
      @razor1uk610 3 роки тому +15

      ..one thing most adventure table top games, and most of all games types too miss out, roll a dice to see if you have to go to the toilet immediately, without enough time to find a safe place to evacuate to, (or check for traps under butt,) for an Emergency Bowel Evacuation (E.B.E.) [Eee-Bee-Eee ] to commence; particularly if something really scary or evisceratingly gruesome happens nearby.

    • @michaelmoronez5980
      @michaelmoronez5980 3 роки тому +5

      *thumbs up* Seems Legit.

  • @CapyMartinBara
    @CapyMartinBara 5 років тому +2865

    "You had me at cheap"
    As a Collage student I felt this in many levels

    • @calculatedrage2819
      @calculatedrage2819 5 років тому +42

      Martin XY college *

    • @CapyMartinBara
      @CapyMartinBara 5 років тому +29

      @@calculatedrage2819 yeah, I suck at english when it comes to spelling

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 років тому +6

      Agree 100%

    • @nathanschubert3048
      @nathanschubert3048 5 років тому +18

      I am always far more likely to try something my friends suggest once they mention "for free".

    • @Vexar14
      @Vexar14 5 років тому +12

      I had assumed you were simply a student studying collage-making.

  • @Ender618m
    @Ender618m 5 років тому +2539

    "This episode is sponsored by Crunchyroll!"
    ... In Soviet UA-cam, official release supports you?

    • @Alpha-106
      @Alpha-106 5 років тому +384

      Somewhere, Teamfourstar is crying heavily.

    • @Jomster777
      @Jomster777 5 років тому +79

      No wonder their logo is red

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 5 років тому +35

      This should be top comment! X,D

    • @BNuts
      @BNuts 5 років тому +61

      UA-cam just keeps getting _weirder_ .

    • @brackonstudios
      @brackonstudios 5 років тому +63

      So.. They're basically invincible now, right?

  • @EDDSWORLDMEGAFAN
    @EDDSWORLDMEGAFAN 5 років тому +1003

    I'm glad to see Table-Kun got a job after his image was marred in that horrific Scene in Code Geass.

    • @Lightspeeds
      @Lightspeeds 5 років тому +172

      His rapist is still at large though.

    • @Darth_Revan770
      @Darth_Revan770 4 роки тому +136

      That’s why he works for Goblin Slayer. He slays goblin.

    • @omnimon2230
      @omnimon2230 3 роки тому +14

      Same.

    • @ClonserHalphalive
      @ClonserHalphalive Рік тому +16

      Head of logistics of GAWBLIN SLAYER Inc

    • @thomasbullins
      @thomasbullins 9 місяців тому

      Table got molested in "Shimoneta" by Anna ---

  • @thedarkadmiral3627
    @thedarkadmiral3627 5 років тому +374

    “How did you get this?”
    “I dunno, table handles logistics”
    Legendary quote

  • @Crimson_Valor
    @Crimson_Valor 5 років тому +649

    I love that Table is a character now. When does the merch for “Table, Goblin Slayer’s personal assistant, financial advisor, logistics assistant, fan club president and potential fiancé” come out?

    • @thatguybrody4819
      @thatguybrody4819 Рік тому +40

      my headcannon is Table is just a mimic that goblin slayer intimidates into staying still (as to not be confused with a Dirty Shapeshifting GAAWBLIN) and overtime just became his assistant. the guild allows it to stay in the building as it doesn't attack anyone and it keeps goblin slayer away from everyone else.

  • @exumbra1399
    @exumbra1399 5 років тому +2180

    I like how this entire episode is literally a slightly more comedic transliteration of the actual episode.

    • @TenaciousDingo
      @TenaciousDingo 5 років тому +148

      @Sightless_Seeker Remember when abridged series were actually abridged.

    • @johnnydark3260
      @johnnydark3260 5 років тому +137

      @Sightless_Seeker yeah but most "abridged" versions were basically parodies and had little do to with the actual plot

    • @Toneill029
      @Toneill029 5 років тому +90

      Johnny Dark
      Which is why this is much more fun. And they do shorten the story a bit in fact this is pretty easy to understand and doesn’t skip out on things.

    • @madgamer889
      @madgamer889 5 років тому +12

      STONE BOLT it can also be more enjoyable than the dubs/subs
      What would this be like if they were just normal idiots like us?

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 років тому +42

      Literally abridged just means shortened, by cutting out parts from the middle.
      DBZ Abridged used the term as a joke, because they not only shortened it, but make a comedic parody.

  • @Brutalyte616
    @Brutalyte616 5 років тому +2341

    "Just go..."
    "Go where?"
    "D-Did you even read the letter?"
    "Obviously not. The seal's still on it."
    "Well, if you didn't read it, then how did you know to bring it to me?"
    "Table suggested it, although I probably would have brought it to you anyways."
    "Any particular reason why?"
    "Professional courtesy mostly. Also I wanted to make sure this wasn't some kind of new-fangled *_GOBLIN!_* trickery."

    • @elrusito5034
      @elrusito5034 5 років тому +194

      _T A B L E suggested it_

    • @jonathannielsen8273
      @jonathannielsen8273 5 років тому +61

      You know what....just go

    • @TK-pi7xf
      @TK-pi7xf 5 років тому +23

      TF IS A GOBLIN?

    • @devilred18
      @devilred18 5 років тому +53

      They do that! Goblin trickery is always so fucking confusing!!!!!

    • @AgntFL
      @AgntFL 3 роки тому +19

      Is it weird I could hear this in their voices?

  • @gatekeeper7211
    @gatekeeper7211 5 років тому +961

    Ah the mighty bra of holding, the most awkward storage to access in public.

    • @HeroesHoshi
      @HeroesHoshi 5 років тому +66

      Only if you arent a Busty Sexy Priest. Otherwise, it is fking awkward and disgusting

    • @lunch_trey
      @lunch_trey 5 років тому +94

      There's no fucking way she's wearing a bra. It would cry out in pain.

    • @jonathanblair5920
      @jonathanblair5920 4 роки тому +34

      @douglas wahid that's... a LOT of mana

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 3 роки тому +20

      The Witch sounds perpetually high. And I approve.

    • @FamousWolfe
      @FamousWolfe 2 роки тому +16

      @@Phoebe5448 I mean all she does is literally smoke all day lolz

  • @Slayervein
    @Slayervein 5 років тому +303

    GG: *HOW DOES YOUR TABLE RECEIVE LETTERS?*
    GS: idk my table handles logistics

  • @ocarinaplaya
    @ocarinaplaya 5 років тому +459

    "Then back into my dojo!" *koto twang*
    I don't know why but that tickled me.

    • @moody1320
      @moody1320 3 роки тому +3

      where on the doll did it tickle you?

    • @cjnf11
      @cjnf11 3 роки тому +2

      Shamisen twang, actually.

  • @honeflash7104
    @honeflash7104 5 років тому +1950

    Get here early means less chances of being goblinated.

    • @TenaciousDingo
      @TenaciousDingo 5 років тому +59

      But also a reduced Goblin encounter rate and subsequently a lower Goblin kill ratio. Are you really willing to take that risk?!

    • @honeflash7104
      @honeflash7104 5 років тому +37

      TenaciousDingo
      . . . Allow me to consult this with my partner. *walks over to nearby table*

    • @hectorbeltran392
      @hectorbeltran392 5 років тому +18

      Filthy Gaaaaawwbliiins

    • @StormsandSaugeye
      @StormsandSaugeye 5 років тому +10

      Get on my level. I was here a week ago

    • @jordangarcia3635
      @jordangarcia3635 5 років тому +4

      @@StormsandSaugeye I came here from 2000 years in the future just to witness this moment... SO GET ON MY LEVEL BITCH!!!!

  • @johngervais230
    @johngervais230 5 років тому +879

    You think you can surprise me!? *I PRACTICALLY LIVE DOWN HERE!!!*

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 років тому +49

      What I say everytime I play a video game

    • @JayceCH.
      @JayceCH. 5 років тому +21

      Poop Patrol lives up to its name.

    • @mighthose
      @mighthose 5 років тому +9

      Perfect line for poop patrol if you ask me.

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 років тому +30

      @@mighthose I live in the darkness of societies filth and sewage, i am the destroyer of the evil that is born within this filth, and i am the only one who can stop its foul stench from reaching the surface. i am poop patrol

    • @june-vz4rm
      @june-vz4rm 5 років тому +14

      @@AndreNitroX *I am... the Brown Knight.

  • @metagas6946
    @metagas6946 5 років тому +776

    We NEED a shirt of that OG “GAAWWWWWBLINSS!” Art!

    • @emperior5710
      @emperior5710 5 років тому +20

      ILL TAKE 50!!!

    • @liquidchameleon5993
      @liquidchameleon5993 5 років тому +24

      SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY. MY DIRTY FILTHY GOOOOOOBLIN MONEY

    • @leviathan1082
      @leviathan1082 5 років тому +10

      @@liquidchameleon5993 Goblin dont except GOOOOBLIN MONEY it supports goblinating funds, and a cure for GOBLIN cancer.

    • @chaplainwierddream
      @chaplainwierddream 5 років тому +10

      I want a shirt of table-kun

    • @scottb235
      @scottb235 5 років тому

      Goblinated money not accepted.

  • @darkmoon2503
    @darkmoon2503 5 років тому +422

    Captions: "English - With Jokes!"
    Now I can enjoy this in my first language!

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 5 років тому +25

      I too speak in the way of broken sarcasm. But it adopted me early in my life, so it is not my first language. Don't tell anyone, even the natives can't tell I adopted, but only in language.

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 4 роки тому +1

      So canada subs?

    • @mechengr1731
      @mechengr1731 3 роки тому +4

      crap, I forgot to watch with captions on

  • @mistermoneyman300
    @mistermoneyman300 5 років тому +577

    "can we just like scream at the bugs and they die"
    "are you a baaard?"
    "no..."
    "then no"
    ok seriously why this guy is not a bard he could save much on the intro song.

    • @jamesm783
      @jamesm783 4 роки тому +32

      not a high enough Charisma score?

    • @kagato23
      @kagato23 Рік тому +7

      He spent all his bard college money on the song. It was written by the admission guy at the bard college. It was a test and he failed.

    • @fairystail1
      @fairystail1 3 місяці тому

      @@jamesm783 dude, everyone loves Poop Patrol so they are definitely not lacking in Charisma

  • @Choatemister
    @Choatemister 5 років тому +769

    “And then I blacked out”
    Dude I can relate.

    • @devilred18
      @devilred18 5 років тому +27

      Sounds like a classic case of warrior madness to me

    • @FamousWolfe
      @FamousWolfe Рік тому +8

      @@devilred18a very powerful tool in a berserker’s arsenal. Hey, have you ever considered becoming a Barbarian?

  • @jeremyprinzen5954
    @jeremyprinzen5954 5 років тому +243

    "To kill GAAAAAWWWWWWWWWBBLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNSSSSSS!!!!!!!"
    this needs to be a T-shirt

    • @veng3r663
      @veng3r663 5 років тому +3

      I feel the same way towards Pit Bulls & Hyenas...

  • @scottb235
    @scottb235 5 років тому +415

    Rookie Cleric: Ummm, excuse me...
    Gaaawhblin Slayer: GOBLINS? IS IT GOBLINS?! I partake in slaying those.
    Rookie Warrior: ...No, it's not goblins.
    GS: .......and like that you've lost me...

    • @133rd
      @133rd 5 років тому +34

      Alucard probably approves

    • @quintonrobson6180
      @quintonrobson6180 5 років тому +4

      "NANI!?" Intensifies

  • @jasonholt7892
    @jasonholt7892 5 років тому +345

    I love the fact the official release is supporting this.

  • @nslater1388
    @nslater1388 5 років тому +1326

    If you’re sponsored by Crunchyroll, doesn’t that make this parody kinda...official?

    • @coldfusionstormgaming1808
      @coldfusionstormgaming1808 5 років тому +141

      Not really. The studio would be the one supporting it for it to be official. But i catch your drift.

    • @seancampbell6292
      @seancampbell6292 5 років тому +67

      Crunchyroll is a streaming service, not an animation studio.

    • @fernandosau1498
      @fernandosau1498 5 років тому +21

      @@seancampbell6292 I mean, they're kinda trying to animate their own stuff. I think I remember something about witch girls that look like steven universe characters, I can't remember the name though.

    • @HebiHouse
      @HebiHouse 5 років тому +8

      @@fernandosau1498 Spice something

    • @joshuablackmon939
      @joshuablackmon939 5 років тому +19

      An official parody is still a parody.....

  • @soldiersPL
    @soldiersPL 5 років тому +871

    We require splash art from 10:07 as high quality, GAAAAAAAWBLINS free wallpaper

    • @sirloco4ever
      @sirloco4ever 5 років тому +51

      I want a shirt of it lol

    • @skyshark3000
      @skyshark3000 5 років тому +75

      go wild kid
      i.imgur.com/VxX7O60.png

    • @CapyMartinBara
      @CapyMartinBara 5 років тому +24

      @@sirloco4ever fucking genius, that would be awesome

    • @Dricon1997
      @Dricon1997 5 років тому +22

      You had me on "free".

    • @jameshartwell1429
      @jameshartwell1429 5 років тому +5

      I totally want that as a wallpaper now

  • @thejaray2920
    @thejaray2920 5 років тому +214

    I really appreciate all the D&D jokes that the subtitles have to offer.

    • @mick6384
      @mick6384 5 років тому +9

      I caught the Abadar, Pathfinder, reference in the video but I never realized there were joke captions...thank you my man, now to rewatch the videos xD

  • @scottpilgrim1518
    @scottpilgrim1518 5 років тому +136

    “I used it to find the greatest warrior in all the land. Turns out he was inside me all along! ...crafty bastard GET OUT HERE YOU!!”

  • @tobiisagoodboy8510
    @tobiisagoodboy8510 5 років тому +116

    “That sword was like a brother to me. I loved him like a sister.”

  • @FarCritical
    @FarCritical Рік тому +97

    Didn't care much about the "Poop Patrol" duo in the actual show but this series' version of them is pretty endearing ngl.
    Table is the real MVP

  • @aaaron192
    @aaaron192 5 років тому +512

    Look i know it’s probably not possible, but we need an entire Poop Patrol spin-off. The legend of Bug Slayer is just starting.

    • @IamBHM
      @IamBHM 5 років тому +16

      Bug Club is win!

    • @jazz3911
      @jazz3911 5 років тому +24

      Well I've seen enough hentai to know that bugs can be just as bad as Goblins if you catch my drift.

    • @renookami4651
      @renookami4651 5 років тому +12

      @@jazz3911 Anything, can be as bad as goblins in offbrand stuff...

    • @strandalx
      @strandalx 11 місяців тому

      Are you drifting? ​@@jazz3911

  • @thegeneralmitch
    @thegeneralmitch 5 років тому +535

    wow rookie fighter has potential as a mass murdering psychopath... or a rookie goblin slayer. :P

    • @pypi3
      @pypi3 5 років тому +51

      bug slayer

    • @theshipper5797
      @theshipper5797 5 років тому +72

      @@pypi3 We need a Bug Slayer to keep all the bugs from buginating everything!

    • @driftingwolf0
      @driftingwolf0 5 років тому +29

      And his sidekick rat slayer. And together they are POOP PATROL!!!

    • @you_just_got_sarged5065
      @you_just_got_sarged5065 5 років тому +27

      Rookie goblin slayer position already taken by priestess

    • @toadlord8594
      @toadlord8594 5 років тому +16

      HellMinion88 Bug Slayer and Rat Slayer they team up to form the fearsome.....POOP PATROL!!💀🤘🏾

  • @Sorichuudo
    @Sorichuudo 5 років тому +506

    Crying at "I'm goblin slayer sensei".
    Also whoever did the subs, God bless you.

    • @Coffinjockey
      @Coffinjockey 5 років тому +41

      I did the subs on this one, fans did it for every other one though

    • @Sorichuudo
      @Sorichuudo 5 років тому +6

      God bless you all

    • @redwitch12
      @redwitch12 5 років тому +15

      @@Coffinjockey May you be blessed with many elves, women, and elven women, you magnificent wordsmith.

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 5 років тому +2

      I read this comment, had a theory, and was happy to have the theory confirmed.

    • @kawwmoi
      @kawwmoi 5 років тому +3

      Oh yeah, subs. Guess I need to rewatch it immediately.

  • @zerologic2416
    @zerologic2416 5 років тому +93

    "I don't know, table handles logistics." Sounds like a reliable PR team.

  • @droideka9104
    @droideka9104 4 роки тому +101

    "how did you get this letter"
    "I don't know it was on my table"
    "How do you get mail to your table?!"
    "I don't know table handles logistics"
    best goddamn dialogue in cinema history

  • @camramaster
    @camramaster 5 років тому +263

    Poop Patrol has a decent theme song.

    • @razgriz4978
      @razgriz4978 5 років тому +18

      Better than Titan Storm

    • @A_Bag_of_Potatoes
      @A_Bag_of_Potatoes 5 років тому +12

      But at what cost..

    • @C4H10N4O2
      @C4H10N4O2 5 років тому +19

      @@A_Bag_of_Potatoes Do you have a nice theme song ?
      Yes.
      What did it cost ?
      Everything.

    • @Prich319
      @Prich319 5 років тому +2

      It's ok, but TITAN STOOOORRRRMMMMM!!!! is still better.

    • @Toneill029
      @Toneill029 5 років тому +1

      Iridium
      “Almost” everything, there’s a difference.

  • @TheVonWeasel
    @TheVonWeasel 5 років тому +59

    "Table handles logistics" might singlehandedly be the best line in an abridged series ever

  • @assaultghost00
    @assaultghost00 4 роки тому +42

    "Where did you get this?!"
    "Idk found it in my table"
    "How do you get mail delivered to your table!?"
    "Idk table handles logistics"
    I love how goblin slayed has this weird relationship with this table as its somehow his officer, lawyer, and deals with logistics.

  • @thevoidlookspretty7079
    @thevoidlookspretty7079 5 років тому +153

    Goblin Slayer isn’t dumb per say, he’s just obsessed and single-minded.

  • @theanchorshat585
    @theanchorshat585 5 років тому +395

    Can't wait for elves, women, and elven women.

    • @azraln5926
      @azraln5926 5 років тому +7

      And what GAAAAWWWBBLLIIINSS do to elven women...

    • @symbiotegod2069
      @symbiotegod2069 5 років тому +1

      @Special Bronze well at least they don't goblinize the alcohol.

    • @jm00789
      @jm00789 5 років тому +2

      @@symbiotegod2069 oh no they do...

    • @symbiotegod2069
      @symbiotegod2069 5 років тому +4

      @@jm00789 oh.. oh they need to die now.

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 5 років тому +5

      We rather like one cool elvish archer lady.

  • @Toneill029
    @Toneill029 5 років тому +25

    6:40
    Thing is as insane in the membrane as GS is in this version you forget he is still a trained warrior and really good at his craft. So as out of character as it seems I can assure you this is very much how he thinks.

  • @njnjhjh8918
    @njnjhjh8918 5 років тому +33

    "I'm glad I overcame my fear of bugs though! He-heh! Now I'm just afraid of..myself"
    love that one, surprised no one else quoted it

  • @HiddelS143
    @HiddelS143 11 місяців тому +5

    I love how it's gone from adventurers avoiding GS because they look down on him since he only hunts goblins to everyone is terrified of the insane unhinged goblin murdering rage golem and steers clear of him

  • @jamesr4807
    @jamesr4807 2 роки тому +20

    5:30 “I partake in slaying those”

  • @asrtdyhgvjhgvuhgbvjh
    @asrtdyhgvjhgvuhgbvjh 5 років тому +82

    Goblin slayer’s background noise was amazing
    Guild girl giving the hard truths. Stay classy guild girl. Stay classy
    Also table has really turned into his manager

  • @MoxMushi
    @MoxMushi 5 років тому +230

    Can’t wait for more goblinating

    • @Thedarkassassin88
      @Thedarkassassin88 5 років тому +5

      [Goblinating intensifies]

    • @nodgamer1915
      @nodgamer1915 5 років тому +2

      Olny thing that goblinates are GAWBLINS, you failed 79th goblin test!

    • @nodgamer1915
      @nodgamer1915 5 років тому +1

      I got my eye on you...

  • @spoupsmcdoups
    @spoupsmcdoups 5 років тому +174

    Is it bad that I want the official anime to continue just so more of Goblin Slayer Abridged is made? Lol

    • @Coffinjockey
      @Coffinjockey 5 років тому +9

      Just in case you care: In addition to physical Dvd/Bluray sales, Japanese companies are starting to look at streaming services like Crunchyroll to determine if a show is worth an additional season. You can watch all the Goblin Slayer you want at crunchyroll.com/GRIMMJACK and you can buy physical copies of the anime while it's on sale! store.crunchyroll.com/collections/home-video-deals/products/goblin-slayer-season-one-blu-ray-dvd-digital-standard-edition If you want to, you could help make sure there's more source material for more GSA.

    • @spoupsmcdoups
      @spoupsmcdoups 5 років тому +6

      Wow didn’t think I would get a reply from Coffinjockey. Thanks man I love your guys content and I’ll make sure to support the official release so you guys can make more awesome content

    • @matthewbunn8609
      @matthewbunn8609 5 років тому

      What about VRV? Since they’re somewhat connected.

    • @spoupsmcdoups
      @spoupsmcdoups 5 років тому

      Matthew Bunn yeah that’s where I watch all my anime

  • @SIyMarbo
    @SIyMarbo 5 років тому +40

    *Table* : best supporting actor

  • @MrMrx123456789
    @MrMrx123456789 5 років тому +20

    5:17 when you hear his theme you know shits about to go down for the goblin

  • @jacobm8242
    @jacobm8242 5 років тому +133

    I wish I could enter Goblin Slayers dojo

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein 5 років тому +203

    Yeap, no doubts about it. This is based off from Pathfinder. Abadar is indeed god of wealth in Golarion.
    I love it how casually they made fun of how ridiculously oversized fantasy weapons are. Funnily enough eveb 10 pounds would still be insanely heavy. For example claymores weigh about 5 pounds.

    • @kireduhai9428
      @kireduhai9428 5 років тому +27

      Eh, it varies.
      Technically there's a great sword that a Frisian giant used in the 16th century that was something like 15lbs.
      But yeah, 3-5lbs is usually the sweet spot for swords of almost any size.

    • @BarokaiRein
      @BarokaiRein 5 років тому +11

      @@kireduhai9428 Yes I've heard of that one. However so far the biggest historical sword found weighed about 22 pounds and was 2.2 meter long,it belonged to some guy who was possibly member of Clan Maxwell back in 15th century. However it's entirely possible that the sword was made simply to break some records since we don't really know anything about the guy who used it or if he actually even used it. The reason why these things are even recorded is because of how ridiculously big they were,personally I'd love to see how someone would actually fight using something like that since you can't really stop a weapon with such great momentum so over-swinging would be huge issue.
      There are some other ones that are even bigger,like Norimitsu Odachi,but that was never made to be used,it was simply nothing more than a display of smithing skills.

    • @edwardheppenstall8690
      @edwardheppenstall8690 5 років тому

      How much is that in kilograms?

    • @CrazyDutchguys
      @CrazyDutchguys 5 років тому +2

      @@edwardheppenstall8690 divide by 2.2

    • @edwardheppenstall8690
      @edwardheppenstall8690 5 років тому +1

      @@CrazyDutchguys thanks

  • @justletmeuseyoutube213
    @justletmeuseyoutube213 5 років тому +13

    6:35 this is why you pick the tavern brawler feat you can then use anything as a weapon even GAAWWWWWWWWWWBINS

  • @bailey3559
    @bailey3559 5 років тому +6

    The way you guys script and convey emotion is incredible. It's more than screaming and rambunctious antics. There are subtle moments that really sell the character and it's beautifully immersive and honest to form. I love you guys! Grimjack, amazing job voicing with such passion

  • @minorpatch7030
    @minorpatch7030 4 роки тому +15

    3:48
    Caption:Butts from Berserk
    This series is absolute gold

    • @hi_me69420
      @hi_me69420 2 роки тому +1

      truly gold, goblin blood covered gold

  • @DustyRaider
    @DustyRaider 5 років тому +196

    Wait, Crunchyroll sponsered an Abridged of one of their anime? *The times are changing boys*
    (Also great episode, I should probably mention that, you really keep up the quality on this series Grimm)

  • @TheSergitz
    @TheSergitz 5 років тому +480

    It's worse than I imagined, the video has been....GGAAAAWWWWBLINATED by sponsors.
    Anyways, I loved this video, keep up the good work.

    • @Kirkaman_hex
      @Kirkaman_hex 5 років тому +8

      If it makes you feel better TheSergitz; That's not a real word.

    • @TheSergitz
      @TheSergitz 5 років тому +18

      @@Kirkaman_hex That's what the goblins want you to think! Lol

    • @owenchafer1083
      @owenchafer1083 5 років тому +12

      @@TheSergitz He might be a filthy GGAAAAWWWWBLIN !

    • @devilred18
      @devilred18 5 років тому +1

      GOD FUCKING DAMN GOBLINS!!!!!! GOBLINATED THIS VIDEO AND DISGRACED THE GOBLINATOR DOJO!!!

  • @DarkChaos751
    @DarkChaos751 5 років тому +175

    My guy, keep coming out with content like that, I seriously look forward to these parodies. It hasn't been the same since Team Four Star stopped doing Hellsing Abridged parodies, and their Dragon Ball Z parodies have ended too

    • @neoarmstrongcyclonejetarms6680
      @neoarmstrongcyclonejetarms6680 5 років тому +20

      At the end of ep 60 they announced season 4

    • @elgurkus6885
      @elgurkus6885 5 років тому +17

      If you want other really good abridged series' you should check out SAO abridged by Something Witty entertainment (like 11 or 12 episodes, ongoing) and Fate Stay Night Abridged by... idk by whom but you'll find it. it has 3 episodes ongoing

    • @TheHaseo322
      @TheHaseo322 5 років тому +18

      @@elgurkus6885 you mean the Kirito is always right foundation show right ?

    • @elgurkus6885
      @elgurkus6885 5 років тому +2

      @@TheHaseo322 ye

    • @zezia333
      @zezia333 5 років тому +15

      They didn't stop the Hellsing abridged series they finished it there's no more episodes to do also another season of DBZA abridged was announced.

  • @thewrustywrench21
    @thewrustywrench21 4 роки тому +24

    “I dunno, Table handles logistics.”

  • @Shovie09
    @Shovie09 5 років тому +4

    phenomenal episode. really indicative of the new generation of abridged anime---different yet internally consistent characters, good utilization of the source material without being a scene for scene replay, and running jokes that work without being toooo forced

  • @tentacles10000
    @tentacles10000 5 років тому +226

    My favourite character is the table.

    • @chaospacemarine8330
      @chaospacemarine8330 5 років тому +18

      Table-kun is a fucking logistic wizard.
      And it hates GAWWWWWWBLINS just as much as G. S.

    • @TenaciousDingo
      @TenaciousDingo 5 років тому +14

      Gotta love him. He's a bit stiff but he gets the job done.

    • @C4H10N4O2
      @C4H10N4O2 5 років тому +11

      Table-kun.
      I've heard he's gonna get his own spin-off.
      The animation budget was so low the studio didn't thought twice.

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 5 років тому +6

      "Did you hear that, Table?! 30-fucking-%, THAT'S CRAZY!!"

    • @fxsantazo
      @fxsantazo 5 років тому +5

      I heard table-kun made his debut in code geass. But he a supporting actress' left hand, if you get my meaning.

  • @UltraGalaxyify
    @UltraGalaxyify 5 років тому +38

    8:51 it was at that moment that Rookie Warrior briefly turned into the Bug Slayer

    • @HiopX
      @HiopX 5 років тому +5

      The inner door was unlocked, but not yet fully opened. However, soon the legend of Bug Slayer will rise.

    • @UltraGalaxyify
      @UltraGalaxyify 5 років тому +3

      @@HiopX A legend so fierce and terrifying to all Bug-kind that the sewers would forever remain pristine and unspoiled by their foul, multi-legged selves, for fear that the Bug Slayer still walks the dark tunnels of the underground, searching for Bugs to slay

  • @MrDibara
    @MrDibara 5 років тому +35

    Man, do I love this new really talkative, but really batshit crazy Goblin Slayer. And he still manages to be one hell of a bro! Those advices were seriously legit!
    Way to go, guys! 👍

    • @sparta2705
      @sparta2705 4 роки тому +2

      That's what I like about him. Hes single minded but can still help out someone else as a mentor. Also known as, a bro.

  • @chaosmastermind
    @chaosmastermind 5 років тому +19

    "Now I"m just afraid of.....myself."
    LOL I somehow knew he was going to say that. :D

  • @trietlam1438
    @trietlam1438 3 роки тому +2

    It is UNCANNY how you guys sticked to the source and still make it funny and original. The power most movie makers didn't possess any more

  • @eviloracle7521
    @eviloracle7521 5 років тому +49

    8:54 caption should totally have been “bugging for mercy” 😏

  • @finalxemnasv210
    @finalxemnasv210 5 років тому +21

    10:01
    GS: GUILD GIRL!
    GG: Goblin Slayer?! What do you want?
    GS: What else? To kill
    GOOOOOBLLIIIIIIIINNNSS!!!

  • @juanignaciomacchi4071
    @juanignaciomacchi4071 5 років тому +66

    When a friend ask me for a good video to see on youtube: I knew this day would come. You come to the right place, step into my ofice my GAAAAAWWWBLING SLAYING OFFICE.

  • @EvilEmoX
    @EvilEmoX 2 роки тому +9

    8:30 "Bugs could never possibly turn a corner" 😂😂😂

    • @dragishawk
      @dragishawk 11 місяців тому +3

      OH MY GOD THEY LEARNED HOW TO TURN A CORNER!!!

  • @patrickpromen3605
    @patrickpromen3605 Рік тому +2

    I once had a DnD group that ran into this sort of thing. Found out a crazed scientist had made an elixir that permanently made things grow in size. They stole some, gave it to wild neighborhood cats, released them in the sewer, and called it a day. Weirdly, I rolled to determine the consequences, and the town never had a sewer problem again.

  • @ducks7015
    @ducks7015 5 років тому +30

    Subtitles guy is back. Im happy.

  • @persianking44
    @persianking44 5 років тому +14

    @9:05 And thus Bug Slayer was born.

  • @a_wild_Kirillian
    @a_wild_Kirillian 5 років тому +30

    Finally, right holders supporting fan-made content on UA-cam because it fricking makes sense

  • @DaZzBaBy115
    @DaZzBaBy115 5 років тому +9

    To the person who spent the time and effort adding the 'english (jokes)' annotations, god bless you

  • @Scatteredpast
    @Scatteredpast Рік тому +2

    "Bugs could never possibly turn a corner."
    I lost it

  • @VangaurdAegis
    @VangaurdAegis 5 років тому +24

    I left captions on by accident and its surprisingly better for it why

  • @faemerothgoblinbane
    @faemerothgoblinbane 5 років тому +36

    This is actually really neat, being sorta-sponsored by the original material. Less chance of copyright shenanigans? I dunno, but at least someone at Crunchyroll saw that abridged series, much like Let's Plays for games, are basically advertising.

  • @Osmostrix
    @Osmostrix 5 років тому +21

    Congrats on your Crunchy Sponsorship! You guys work hard and it really shows in your final product. Hope to see more!

  • @evegrim8780
    @evegrim8780 11 місяців тому +1

    After watching this and the actual episode, I realized only the guy in this for a job could tell the newbs "go grab a stick a wack them."
    Everyone else was all spear or dagger.

  • @doublejace
    @doublejace 3 роки тому +6

    Fell asleep and this was still playing and well 7:17 THAT happened.

  • @Triixster
    @Triixster 5 років тому +6

    The high pitched “SMITE THEEEM!” is honestly such a real feeling when in comes to bugs.

  • @moose7145
    @moose7145 5 років тому +12

    Goblin Slayer Abridged being sponsored by Crunchyroll really puts a smile on my face

  • @Snowstrider0001
    @Snowstrider0001 5 років тому +27

    Guild girl's and apprentice cleric's seemed a little off from earlier episodes, but Table really pulled this one out.
    nice work

    • @Toneill029
      @Toneill029 5 років тому

      He is really doing good for himself.

  • @xaraxen
    @xaraxen 5 років тому +15

    3:20 - I can help reorganize her storage

    • @lunch_trey
      @lunch_trey 5 років тому +6

      Don't. You'll get lost and someone will have to go looking for and THEY'LL get lost and next thing we know it we're losing half the village!

    • @xaraxen
      @xaraxen 5 років тому +2

      @@lunch_trey Okay, I'm backing away...

    • @lunch_trey
      @lunch_trey 5 років тому

      @@xaraxen Careful, they still might get you

  • @hootiehoo4you961
    @hootiehoo4you961 5 років тому +6

    At the beginning of this episode I thought, I didn't expect a whole episode about poop patrol.
    At the end I thought, I didn't expect to enjoy a whole episode about poop patrol. But I did. A lot.

  • @mariofluffeh4615
    @mariofluffeh4615 5 років тому +35

    Noooo it releases when im on an eight hour shift! CURSE YOU UNIVERSE!

    • @jordanwebb1543
      @jordanwebb1543 5 років тому +6

      God damn GAWWWWBLINNSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

    • @randomusernumber1
      @randomusernumber1 5 років тому

      Quit the job. Its all meaningless anyway

    • @crookedclown9499
      @crookedclown9499 5 років тому +5

      Those crafty fucking, time manipulating, schedule arranging, and infrequently video updating GAAAAWBLIIIINSSS!!!!!

  • @maourazonica5945
    @maourazonica5945 5 років тому +24

    Wow abridged series are now being sponsored directly by crunchyroll
    whole new future. Brand new world
    This new thing excites me

  • @Manglol1
    @Manglol1 5 років тому +6

    It's actually great that Crunchyroll is supporting the abridged version, brings a tear to my eye.

  • @Tacticslion
    @Tacticslion 8 місяців тому +1

    I appreciate the deep Golarion/Pathfinder lore repeatedly used in the series.

  • @TheVileOne
    @TheVileOne 5 років тому +5

    Who would've thought that abridged parody makers could get an actual sponsorship? Happy for Grimmjack.

  • @jordangarcia3635
    @jordangarcia3635 5 років тому +87

    Everyone who dislikes this episode of Goblin Slayer is a Goblin, a Rat, or a bug...

    • @MrJara1018
      @MrJara1018 5 років тому +2

      Jordan Garcia , nah it was a pretty meh episode . Hardly any Goblin Slayer, goblins or Goblin Slaying .

    • @raulalonso2422
      @raulalonso2422 5 років тому +1

      Probably the three at time...

    • @jordangarcia3635
      @jordangarcia3635 5 років тому +1

      @@MrJara1018 But the Goblin slayer was still in it making it a 9001/1006... And yes... I went there...

    • @seancampbell6292
      @seancampbell6292 5 років тому +3

      @@MrJara1018 it's called WORLD building.

    • @MrJara1018
      @MrJara1018 5 років тому +1

      Mankrik 'The Thorntusk Butcher' ..... meh

  • @kissairashaegawa8555
    @kissairashaegawa8555 5 років тому +24

    10:10-10:26
    Goblin Slayer slays into smash!!!
    (SSBU Theme)

  • @losted9482
    @losted9482 5 років тому +7

    7:55 *cries in memorial of watersheep*

  • @JohnDoe-nf7up
    @JohnDoe-nf7up 5 років тому +6

    The subs are hands down my favorite part of this.

  • @ZweiofPembroke
    @ZweiofPembroke 5 років тому +3

    My favorite line still has to be "Oh... Oh! They have to die then." The entire campfire sequence was really notable. Great 3rd episode ❤️

  • @Delimon007
    @Delimon007 5 років тому +7

    I love how goblin slayer is even more focus on slaying goblins here than in the damn anime/manga itself rofl!

  • @OMartinez91
    @OMartinez91 5 років тому +7

    I like that y'all are using the Pathfinder pantheon

  • @dfdddfressd
    @dfdddfressd 5 років тому +4

    “DONT COME ROUND UNLESS YOU WANNA THROW DOWN WITH”
    *POOP PATROOOOL*
    Im fucking crying over this theme song 😂😂

  • @Quinnsek
    @Quinnsek 5 років тому +1

    I just wanted to say.. I'm in love with this series, moreso than popular abridges like SAO and Hellsing abridged. These have me laughing and entertained nearly nonstop. You guys do an INCREDIBLE job with the source material. Thank you for the lols and lmaos!

  • @pathfinder011
    @pathfinder011 9 місяців тому

    - How do you get mail to your table?
    - I don't know. Table handles logistics.