Goblin Slayer Abridged (Goblin Slayer Parody) - Episode 5

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  • @RevRa-3
    @RevRa-3 4 роки тому +7870

    I am now under the assumption that GS isn't actually screaming. His armor just endlessly reverberates and amplifies his voice.

  • @REDandBLUEandORANGE
    @REDandBLUEandORANGE 4 роки тому +4191

    Goblin slayer helmet
    +2 defence
    +4 damage to goblins
    - 8 sanity

  • @fenrisfalcon5648
    @fenrisfalcon5648 4 роки тому +3833

    "They leave behind a joke. Well I hope u have a strong punchline, joke." Damn, they just came out already swinging. Lol

    • @lordcommissar7813
      @lordcommissar7813 4 роки тому +113

      Lol I loved that line

    • @Byoltyr
      @Byoltyr 4 роки тому +84

      Now wake up

    • @xrrgr
      @xrrgr 4 роки тому +5

      zomie skater71 !!!

    • @lookingforlove839
      @lookingforlove839 4 роки тому +88

      I swear I thought that line was in the original. It was so good and fit his character

    • @pred6
      @pred6 4 роки тому +47

      That shit really was just on another level.

  • @user-xg8rl8zs9h
    @user-xg8rl8zs9h 2 роки тому +2002

    I like that goblin slayer still has the sanity to protect priestess by stripping nude and jumping over the counter.

    • @IraessRanza
      @IraessRanza Рік тому +316

      We both know he just needed that free fitting

    • @alrightmister6639
      @alrightmister6639 Рік тому +189

      He traumatized the store owner for life

    • @the-ultraverce-crew
      @the-ultraverce-crew Рік тому +150

      To protect one's party member form, Meneces, you must become one yourself

    • @hanaea
      @hanaea Рік тому +96

      He needs that sweet 30% bonus GAAAWBLIN SLAYING effeciency

    • @shleaumeau7740
      @shleaumeau7740 Рік тому +17

      A true gentleman

  • @nananananananananana1926
    @nananananananananana1926 4 роки тому +3333

    Me: Huh. He sounds kinda differe--
    *puts on helmet* "SAAAAME OLD GOBLIN SLAYER!"
    Me: aaaand he's back.

    • @waiewakuza6414
      @waiewakuza6414 4 роки тому +83

      Ngl that is probably most of us

    • @justeliwood2289
      @justeliwood2289 4 роки тому +56

      It’s got a megaphone in it

    • @freman007
      @freman007 4 роки тому +57

      Goblin Slayer: Nobody cared who I was, until I put on the mask.

    • @thetophatnerd2664
      @thetophatnerd2664 4 роки тому +19

      I was beginning to worry back there

    • @r2r322
      @r2r322 4 роки тому +8

      Its us when we GOTTA WORK MAH DUDE BUT OUTSIDE OF IT its all so tiresome.

  • @DragonessYT
    @DragonessYT 4 роки тому +7146

    The helmet is the real Goblin Slayer, the body is just its puppet.

    • @ahaminspace
      @ahaminspace 4 роки тому +827

      Or perhaps it’s the other way around, where the Helmet allows goblin slayer to put on a persona to help him kill all the goblin and letting him feel some sorta emotion. Without the Helm he’s the broken kid from his village

    • @brandonmorton2568
      @brandonmorton2568 4 роки тому +269

      Its like the lich king. Whoever wears the helmet is the goblin slayer.

    • @jaredbowman7764
      @jaredbowman7764 4 роки тому +202

      Yes the helmet possesses the will of the Goblin Slayer allowing him to wreak his revenge upon all goblin kind until it is done.

    • @bestpseudonym1693
      @bestpseudonym1693 4 роки тому +159

      I think he just has hard time hearing him self through the helmet and gauging how loud he is

    • @lonelybag8510
      @lonelybag8510 4 роки тому +60

      guys I think there's just a permanent prestidigitation on his helmet that makes his voice amplified.

  • @DRNGDGMR
    @DRNGDGMR 4 роки тому +3390

    "I can't believe priestess looks up to you!"
    *That shit hurt my soul*

    • @Iced333
      @Iced333 3 роки тому +599

      She has to. Sword Maiden is much taller than her.

    • @lazysnake160
      @lazysnake160 3 роки тому +253

      My thing is this dude noticed how much despite how little he pays attention to litterally everything else

    • @jacobrobison7088
      @jacobrobison7088 3 роки тому +217

      @@lazysnake160 i like to think that at 9:16 he just takes notice that shield maiden is dissing his preitess . He had to pay her back times two .

    • @dravenocklost4253
      @dravenocklost4253 2 роки тому +32

      @@jacobrobison7088 Oh damn

    • @beyondawesomegaming3517
      @beyondawesomegaming3517 11 місяців тому +62

      The horribly sad truth is sword maiden is literally doing the exact thing she told priestess in the bath NOT to do: depend on someone else.

  • @Obi1Classic
    @Obi1Classic 3 роки тому +2199

    "Now let's make sure you've got a strong punchline."
    DAMN that's an amazing, badass, and inspirational line.

    • @jhart6764
      @jhart6764 3 роки тому +110

      And also a brutal line that burns harder the longer you think about it.

    • @calr134
      @calr134 2 роки тому +76

      The most cutting remarks are those that are true. A boy loses his family and village to bandits (goblins), finds an old wise creature to train him and master the skills he needs to get revenge, saves the girl, and along the way he gains friends and allies that help him and encourage. Sounds like a standard fantasy story right up until its deconstructed relentlessly and thoroughly.

    • @giin97
      @giin97 2 роки тому +10

      Bruh... That's fantastic!

    • @Dyneamaeus
      @Dyneamaeus Рік тому +7

      The difference between a joke character and a tragic one is......

    • @ascaredmilipede7971
      @ascaredmilipede7971 11 місяців тому +8

      ​@@DyneamaeusCoping Mechanisms

  • @amharbinger
    @amharbinger 4 роки тому +1614

    Goblin Slayer stripes naked but leaves on his helmet. That's where his anger is stored.

    • @brennabrodbeck5183
      @brennabrodbeck5183 4 роки тому +112

      Still makes too much sense. Also I think he did it because he knows that priestess is very uncomfortable with the guy, and so pretended to not understand what is going on and made sure that the guy wouldnt do it again

    • @Joawlisdoingfine
      @Joawlisdoingfine 4 роки тому +82

      @@brennabrodbeck5183
      Oh def. GS is a "Persona". It allows him to cope with the trauma.

    • @KnightofChaosDeck
      @KnightofChaosDeck 4 роки тому +38

      @@brennabrodbeck5183 That...oddly makes sense. Like, why would he act so differently without his helmet (unless his helmet is literally changing how he sounds and what he says), why would he act like the whole dream thing with Sword Maiden was about dream goblins when he said nothing of the sort and why would he be so quiet at the end?

    • @Red-mg4ro
      @Red-mg4ro 4 роки тому +47

      The helmet is what separates the traumatized, obsessive, emotionally stunted child stuck in the past "Goblin Slayer" from the traumatized, obsessive, emotionally stunted man-child, psychopath "GAAAAWWWBLIN SLAYER!!".

    • @WreckinPoints11
      @WreckinPoints11 4 роки тому +16

      @@KnightofChaosDeck The thing is, you can definitely hear that his voice changes before the helmet sets down, plus his voice gets roughly 4 million decibels louder (obvious overexaggeration is obvious)

  • @gokublack9655
    @gokublack9655 4 роки тому +3513

    "BTW GSJ laid an egg youre a grandfather now"
    Goblin Slayer: "sweeeeet"

    • @jayman3122
      @jayman3122 4 роки тому +166

      "I fed'em a TON of bird seed, now it's super fat!"

    • @Idk_________
      @Idk_________ 2 роки тому +43

      @@jayman3122 *I fed em a shit ton of seeds and the bird's never been fatter

    • @Idk_________
      @Idk_________ 2 роки тому +15

      @@jayman3122 you and I are not alike

    • @jayman3122
      @jayman3122 2 роки тому

      @@Idk_________ I'm do not understand why you are being mean. Do you want me to edit my post? Delete it? Why are going through old posts and trying to start fights? I gave your comment a thumbs up because you where right and I agreed with you. Now you're just being an ass.

    • @gatordragon6140
      @gatordragon6140 Рік тому +12

      ​​​@@Idk_________I would ask what the fuck is going on here but I feel like if I find out the FBI is going to kick down my door

  • @venomousstudiosofficial
    @venomousstudiosofficial 4 роки тому +5681

    Somehow the idea that GS assumes an alter ego in his armor as a coping mechanism is way more sad to me than the canon GS constant state of rage and regret. This GS can barely keep himself together emotionally

    • @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
      @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange 4 роки тому +478

      Next episode is gonna be painful. Think about it, farm girl is the entire focus for the last arc, just what kinda horror does he see from behind his sewer grate helmet?

    • @numbernumber25
      @numbernumber25 4 роки тому +491

      This actually makes a lot of sense considering in one of the final episodes, they literally have him go inside the guild without armor and no one recognized him. In the original series he was mostly quiet inside and outside the helmet, but if this series keeps the coping then it fits. Cause when he is wearing his armor in the guild all he sounds like is a deranged happy goblin slayer, but since he is really quiet without his armor most people would not expect the personality difference.

    • @alexandrehenrique7203
      @alexandrehenrique7203 4 роки тому +309

      it seems like he's always very quiet without his armor. given that the thief had to *strike* him for days to even get reactions out of him. the armor just gives him safety. that feeling of "nobody can see how i really feel right now", so he's loud and crazy because *its himself!* he's happy! he's killing goblins! its what he does! *but he just cant handle opening up*, part of the reason he always has armor on...man this series makes me think a lot more than original gs

    • @Roeclean
      @Roeclean 4 роки тому +53

      Nah. Hes the same in the anime.
      Whthers he's stoic or not depends on the moment

    • @GZDude13
      @GZDude13 4 роки тому +130

      This abridged series just got way deeper and real than I expected it to be.

  • @cunningsmile4166
    @cunningsmile4166 3 роки тому +1012

    "Remember when using incantations sounded like poems? Goblin slayer of the past remembers."

  • @torav8343
    @torav8343 4 роки тому +1260

    I guess priestess has evolved from "goblins dont like em" to "goblins die" and it is adorable

    • @thomasallen9974
      @thomasallen9974 4 роки тому +39

      I cant wait til she brutally starts killing GAAAWWBINS

    • @Martial_Autist
      @Martial_Autist 4 роки тому +52

      @@thomasallen9974 _GAAAAAWBLINATING_

    • @awesomeruben
      @awesomeruben 4 роки тому +49

      Now she has the God on speed dial since she is the god lol

    • @Rebellions
      @Rebellions 4 роки тому +10

      "Purify Water"
      All I'm gonna say

    • @ericamborsky3230
      @ericamborsky3230 3 роки тому +30

      The fact that every time we see Priestess sleeping in the abridged series, she talks in her sleep about goblins, has some rather dark implications. It implies that she is having dreams about goblins, possibly every night. Given her experiences, it is not unlikely that they are nightmares.

  • @MrLeskulls
    @MrLeskulls 4 роки тому +2113

    Table handles logistics.
    But Helmet, Helmet handles everything else.

    • @saulesalejos4483
      @saulesalejos4483 4 роки тому +104

      "Salute the Hat not the Man son"
      -Soldier Tf2

    • @romanoffinthefireandflames1712
      @romanoffinthefireandflames1712 3 роки тому +15

      @@saulesalejos4483 titanfall or team fortress. I'm guessing titan fall cause of capt

    • @futtynucker5278
      @futtynucker5278 3 роки тому +29

      A good helmet keeps your head together! In more ways than one.

    • @sixela2268
      @sixela2268 3 роки тому +30

      favourite characters:
      4: table
      3: helmet
      2: goblin slayer (no helmet)
      1: goblin slayer sensei (with helmet on)

    • @connor_lockwood
      @connor_lockwood 3 роки тому +4

      But what about sword

  • @SegaRihdan
    @SegaRihdan 4 роки тому +3075

    Sorry, You weren't talking about goblins so I passed out, Dreamt of killing goblins. It was a good dream.

    • @5stargrim
      @5stargrim 4 роки тому +78

      I fully expect you to make this comment on every video from here on out. Don't disappoint me.

    • @Doomslayer-cz8zz
      @Doomslayer-cz8zz 4 роки тому +46

      Well if it isn't Homeless Shitdick and Orcbulge edit:Ayyy i got a like but why is it blue

    • @bigdaddydepression9065
      @bigdaddydepression9065 4 роки тому +26

      Were they big goblins? That’s make it a REALLY good dream!

    • @duescaymania2940
      @duescaymania2940 4 роки тому +15

      They goblinated the cheese

    • @brennabrodbeck5183
      @brennabrodbeck5183 4 роки тому +18

      Goblin goblin goblin biiiig goblin no no

  • @xenogorwraithblade2538
    @xenogorwraithblade2538 3 роки тому +988

    "Sure...but you're not...worth...the spell slot."
    Fucking hell, Witch, that burned hotter than the lava that destroyed the GS's village.

  • @APieceOfUncookedToast
    @APieceOfUncookedToast 4 роки тому +2402

    "You're acting like a child. Like all those goblin sized adults over there." Favorite line from this episode.

    • @Duality2222-2
      @Duality2222-2 4 роки тому +83

      Priestess: well I am 15 so *giggles so cutely and skips over there*

    • @calihyena8369
      @calihyena8369 4 роки тому +116

      “15? What the fu-“

    • @Duality2222-2
      @Duality2222-2 4 роки тому +36

      @@calihyena8369 same reaction

    • @FleshCavern
      @FleshCavern 3 роки тому +28

      A beholder from a bullshit dimension maybe that was a gazer at best 😂

    • @Nikolectron
      @Nikolectron 3 роки тому +4

      “Why would you say THAT!?”

  • @asbestosfish_
    @asbestosfish_ 4 роки тому +1288

    So apparently devoting your entire existence to murder in response to an event so traumatic it destroyed your entire life _isn’t_ good for your mental health.

    • @bahtie3
      @bahtie3 4 роки тому +94

      *Shocked Pikachu Face*

    • @Joawlisdoingfine
      @Joawlisdoingfine 4 роки тому +95

      Its so bad he fears going home more than he fears DEATH

    • @bernardoluis7699
      @bernardoluis7699 4 роки тому +6

      The more you know

    • @redwitch12
      @redwitch12 4 роки тому +47

      The next time my gaming group switches to a fantasy setting, I'm creating a half-elf psychiatric therapist. Now I just need to convince the other players to go with it (say, a human career counselor, a dwarven life coach, and an elven pharmacologist) and I'll have a merry band of adventuring mental health professionals, roaming the land in search of bad guys who need to resolve their traumas, work through their deep-seated anger issues, receive proper medication for their crippling depression, and seek stable long-term job prospects. Ultimate goal: stop the world-ending plots of the evil overlord by convincing him to become an economic analyst or a financial planner.

    • @lilchristuten7568
      @lilchristuten7568 4 роки тому +17

      It's not murder, goblins are monsters not people.

  • @Devi1Admon
    @Devi1Admon 4 роки тому +3451

    I appreciate that Goblin Slayer pointed out the ethical flaw in the Sword Maiden's plan. Her PTSD is certainly a serious issue, and that makes her a sympathetic character, but by summoning Goblin Slayer like she did, she wanted to use their mutual trauma to weasel into a relationship with him, all for her selfish desire to heal herself. She's more enamored with the idea of Goblin Slayer than the man himself. Goblin Slayer has every right to be upset with this manipulation, especially since he cares more for protecting small villages that have no one to turn to than big cities with the resources to handle problems like this.
    If the Sword Maiden had simply been forthright with Goblin Slayer, he'd... well, he still wouldn't want to be in a relationship, but he'd be more sympathetic and he be willing to at least talk about their problems. That would have been more constructive and healthy for both of them. Of course, the Sword Maiden has her own reasons for the deception (she's gotta put on a strong front and act as a "maiden' for her goddess, not relying on someone for emotional support), but that doesn't make her actions right.
    Really, the Sword Maiden and Goblin Slayer can be analyzed in-depth as characters, examining how their mutual methods of coping with trauma (austere stoicism and endless revenge respectively) are unhealthy and self-destructive, and I feel like this abridge series does a better job of that than the original series did. Wonderful work all around!

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 4 роки тому +273

      Add that to the growing list of things that the abridged series does fundamentally better than the source material.

    • @5stargrim
      @5stargrim 4 роки тому +271

      Couldn't have said it better myself. The whole series has been kick-ass, but the deconstruction of sword maiden and her "holy" virtues this episode was fantastic. In the original, I felt happy for her, not even noticing the flaws that were pointed out here. Watching this episode, goblin slayer's speech sent chills down my spine. Everything he said was true. Especially the part about priestess. She could be so much more than the sword maiden, and him digging into her about it was just perfect. Far better impact than the original. Which is really saying something. I loved this scene with all my heart in the original.

    • @hainguyenthanh8601
      @hainguyenthanh8601 4 роки тому +41

      @@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick Oh great another abridged series get that part of the fandom go " the Abridged series is better than the original"

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 4 роки тому +17

      Hai Nguyenthanh Is it wrong though?

    • @Muzzle1300
      @Muzzle1300 4 роки тому +101

      I believe there is a bigger reason than just she wants Goblin Slayer, largely the cult she destroyed knew about her PTSD and purposely used goblins to slowly take the town over, however in this world Goblins are seen as insignificant creatures so there wouldn’t be any justifiable reason for people to throw a large amount of resources to deal with them and in the water town they are a very large problem, the second solution would be then to contract adventurers however that leads to the same situation with Priestess’ original party being fully unprepared since only beginning adventurers would take the job since again Goblins are seen as a weak creature and easy to deal with, likewise Sword Maiden needed to keep peace and order to warn everyone and bring large attention to the goblins would cause a massive panic which the cult wanted.
      So the reality is Sword Maiden wanted to prevent more casualties of unprepared adventurers, then also contacting a specialist such as goblin slayer to deal with the situation. In a spin off manga sword maiden even mentions this to the high king where a large tower appeared the king said he can’t deal with it as he has to use all available resources against the demon Kings army, Sword Maiden somewhat sasses him about this since they are friends/past party members.
      All in all Sword Maiden made the right call to call goblin slayer since he would be the only Silver Ranked adventurer willing to take the job and be fully thorough about it.

  • @korbinturner8510
    @korbinturner8510 2 роки тому +1123

    “Can’t this thing cancel magic? I- I shouldn’t be able to do that.”
    That’s the Rule of Cool for you dwarf

    • @thehermitman822
      @thehermitman822 2 роки тому +48

      The power of drunkenness.

    • @Naev0w0
      @Naev0w0 2 роки тому +52

      It wasn't a beholder. It was a gazer, a much lower level beholder-kin. The rule of cool is stupid and should never be used.

    • @scarlightemperor3410
      @scarlightemperor3410 2 роки тому +89

      @@Naev0w0 someone doesn't like fun in their games

    • @Naev0w0
      @Naev0w0 2 роки тому +19

      @@scarlightemperor3410 no, this someone just thinks that rules exist for a reason and that fun is had within the rules. Just winging it and not caring about the rules only leads to stupidity and unfairness. Rules exist to give structure and order to the game, if the rules are made up and the points don't matter, then you should go play who's line, not D&D

    • @scarlightemperor3410
      @scarlightemperor3410 2 роки тому +64

      ​@@Naev0w0 Okay. you got overly defensive.
      YOU were the one who said the Rule of Cool should NEVER be used.
      and if you go off of PURE rules, and no random fun your games will be boring.
      Then again, DMs have their own methods.

  • @Chickenlegs145
    @Chickenlegs145 4 роки тому +2703

    Noticed there was a severe lack of comments about the Beholder. He was the best part of this episode, great job with him.
    “HELLO?”

    • @arutka2000
      @arutka2000 4 роки тому +177

      "WHO'S THERE?"

    • @Johnpinckney98
      @Johnpinckney98 4 роки тому +206

      I like how they actually used the character that Beholders usually have and meme'd the hell out of it!

    • @AdamPoniatowski
      @AdamPoniatowski 4 роки тому +81

      That is so true XD loved the beholder... deep speech ftw lol

    • @timspeller4084
      @timspeller4084 4 роки тому +75

      *WHAT?!*

    • @ZetsubouGintama
      @ZetsubouGintama 4 роки тому +94

      Beholder? That jobber is Gazer at best! Killing exploding flour like that lol.
      Sword Maiden Joke.

  • @samuelneese482
    @samuelneese482 4 роки тому +4240

    Just replace 'Goblins' with 'Demons' and you basically have Doom Slayers inner monologue for all of Doom Eternal.

  • @Rephundos
    @Rephundos 4 роки тому +2058

    Goblin Slayer’s helm is his true identity, it’s his Batman, his Rorschach, it’s really deep and multi-faceted... now where’s that cheese

    • @iona2225
      @iona2225 4 роки тому +32

      But... ya know... loud as a firecracker in a portapotty and waaaay less edgy.

    • @TheHysteriaMan
      @TheHysteriaMan 4 роки тому +46

      (For D&D nerds) I like to think that the helm is a cursed or attuned item that makes Goblin Slayer immortal but fills him with the irrational compulsion to kill GAWBLINS!

    • @jimjimmy8900
      @jimjimmy8900 4 роки тому +10

      @@TheHysteriaMan he died twice tho

    • @TheHysteriaMan
      @TheHysteriaMan 4 роки тому +26

      @@jimjimmy8900 Damn you right. I'm getting the manga and abridged versions mixed together. In the manga he didn't die, he was just very badly hurt and the Priestess did a healing spell that requires a virgin to lay in the same bed as the one getting healed.

    • @bearbones7913
      @bearbones7913 4 роки тому

      Nah it just echoes his voice

  • @themaddoctor5304
    @themaddoctor5304 3 роки тому +1536

    I like how Goblin Slayer realized that Priestess is only 15. I can imagine him being like, "wtf is a 15 year old doing in this line of work?!" In his head.

    • @Dung30n
      @Dung30n 2 роки тому +170

      there is also the implication of the True Resurrection spell. twice

    • @bartudundar3193
      @bartudundar3193 Рік тому +68

      Its not that weird since its a medieval civilization. Women her age gave birth or were married off back then. They still do in some parts of our world.

    • @themaddoctor5304
      @themaddoctor5304 Рік тому +129

      @@bartudundar3193 well yeah, but a 15 year old girl going off to fight deadly monsters would surprise anyone.

    • @gatordragon6140
      @gatordragon6140 Рік тому +113

      ​@@themaddoctor5304well to be fair there is literally a whole game series about sending out ten year olds to capture God like beings and to fight the mafia while beating the crap out of other people's God like beings and stealing their money.

    • @SchadoVA
      @SchadoVA Рік тому +27

      ​@@gatordragon6140all the while some regions of that world make it a sport with sponsors

  • @knightarielofgransys
    @knightarielofgransys 4 роки тому +936

    For a second I was like “.....did they just post the actual anime?” Then he put the helmet on and I was like “oh thank god”

    • @captainkronkthelastgamer2369
      @captainkronkthelastgamer2369 4 роки тому +10

      I love this so much

    • @privatebenny7887
      @privatebenny7887 4 роки тому +5

      I took a few days in between the fourth episode, and I was very confused until the same part xD

    • @domezasrekh3775
      @domezasrekh3775 4 роки тому +1

      Even with a heads up my ears still died

    • @soulreaperkatsuki2476
      @soulreaperkatsuki2476 4 роки тому +7

      I zoned out a bit when I clicked play and thought it was the real episode. Was so confused until the helmet as well. XD

  • @crowsenpai5625
    @crowsenpai5625 4 роки тому +2366

    I love the Beholder. And I feel it’s kinda accurate. Beholders are the most paranoid and sporadic creatures in existence. The Dwarf tossing in a pebble and the Beholder immediately disintegrates it talking about “YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME! WHAT THE FUCK!” is very in character for an average Beholder.

    • @muffinmmm7236
      @muffinmmm7236 3 роки тому +114

      They have angry issues lel

    • @shinigamiphantom1391
      @shinigamiphantom1391 3 роки тому +50

      I fought them in "Overlord" game.
      Tough mothereffers.

    • @crowsenpai5625
      @crowsenpai5625 3 роки тому +110

      @@shinigamiphantom1391 DND Beholders are some of the most dangerous monsters in it.

    • @shinigamiphantom1391
      @shinigamiphantom1391 3 роки тому +17

      @@crowsenpai5625
      I know. If you step beneath them you die instantly, right?

    • @crowsenpai5625
      @crowsenpai5625 3 роки тому +74

      @@shinigamiphantom1391 I haven’t ever heard of that rule, but their10 different eye beams are no joke; two are pretty much instakills, and of course the main eye puts out a cone shaped anti magic field because fuck wizards. So if you are right below one you probably won’t last long.

  • @H240909
    @H240909 4 роки тому +2019

    They kept the D&D jokes coming, actually added the subplot with sword maiden and the dire crocodile that they totally skipped over in the anime, and injected actual emotion into a god damned abridged. Well played, Grimmjack. Well played.

    • @DyneTyrreal
      @DyneTyrreal 3 роки тому +51

      This, DBZ and Sword Art Online Abridged are probably the best

    • @theratifier7669
      @theratifier7669 3 роки тому +78

      Actually it's not D&D. everything they've been using for this series, (Kyonin, Torag, Deep speak) is all from another game called Pathfinder.

    • @H240909
      @H240909 3 роки тому +95

      @@theratifier7669 Which is basically 3.5 edition D&D last I checked. So that’s what I’m calling it.

    • @theratifier7669
      @theratifier7669 3 роки тому +1

      @@H240909 ah

    • @lancejobs
      @lancejobs 3 роки тому +1

      @@theratifier7669 Thank you

  • @interstellaromelette9466
    @interstellaromelette9466 3 роки тому +1455

    "tell ya what. when there are no more goblins to kill, I'll come back. kill the goblins in your dreams for you. until then, be something priestess can look up to. she can be so much more than... this."
    that actually felt so wholesome to hear. he's gonna go beat the shit out of some FILTHY *GOBLINS* - but once there are no more to beat down? then he'll still come back and help her.

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 3 роки тому +80

      I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU SEWER RATS GOT DOWN HERE. BUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE OF ALL THE WORLD, YOU GOT ME. '''YOU GOT YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE'''

    • @emilegordon2988
      @emilegordon2988 3 роки тому +27

      I was searching for this comment. Thank you it really shows what a man on a mission looks and sounds like FUCKING FILTHY GOBLINS!!!!

    • @SupaSillyThyme
      @SupaSillyThyme 3 роки тому +48

      I think you miss the point, that was kinda an empty promise, there will always be goblins, he can’t kill them all, they both knew it, he was saying it to make an impact

    • @Paladen_X
      @Paladen_X 2 роки тому +2

      Cyborg Goblin vs. Goblin Slayer

    • @thehermitman822
      @thehermitman822 2 роки тому +1

      @@SupaSillyThyme It may be empty but you also know he would find a way to dreamwalk to keep killing GAWBLINS if he did accomplish his mission.

  • @Joeyfield0
    @Joeyfield0 4 роки тому +757

    "you're not worth the spellslot" I'm stealing this one day if I ever play dnd again

    • @awesomeruben
      @awesomeruben 4 роки тому +31

      And then I'll be the person that says oh no he didn't lol

  • @Hardcorebxstard.
    @Hardcorebxstard. 4 роки тому +1736

    "goblin sized adults"
    "You mean the children ?"
    "That's what I said"
    I love every part of this man, so many good jokes and parts it's unreal

  • @nekokun2765
    @nekokun2765 4 роки тому +797

    GS: Your acting like a child
    Priestess: Well, I'm only 15
    *Siren noises from the distance*

  • @higaiwokeru
    @higaiwokeru 3 роки тому +589

    “They leave behind a JOKE. Now let’s make sure you have a strong punchline, joke”
    Man quite the fuckin line for an abridged series on youtube

  • @xernorusxernorus6706
    @xernorusxernorus6706 4 роки тому +3576

    Pristess: Well I'm 15 so I'm going to take some ice cream.
    Me and goblin slayer at the same time: 15....wtf.
    That was princeless, thank you for this

    • @longwlenguyen4214
      @longwlenguyen4214 3 роки тому +298

      Welcome to the world of anime where harem is the norm and Loli is questionable. And MC is hollow AF with no personality.

    • @FeministCatwoman
      @FeministCatwoman 3 роки тому +182

      @@longwlenguyen4214 you're entirely right. Thank goodness Jojo exists to escape those shitty stereotypes.

    • @longwlenguyen4214
      @longwlenguyen4214 3 роки тому +140

      @@FeministCatwoman And Gintama, this manga and anime exist only to put a middle finger to all Anime even they have great female characters and unabridged since Gintama is so damn good at comedy.

    • @FeministCatwoman
      @FeministCatwoman 3 роки тому +14

      @@longwlenguyen4214 I better remember to check that one out then, thanks!

    • @warllockmasterasd9142
      @warllockmasterasd9142 3 роки тому +54

      she is 17 in the manga.

  • @war_designer8763
    @war_designer8763 4 роки тому +2451

    "I was drugged with sleepy cheese and chained to the floor"
    IM DYING OF LAUGHTER🤣🤣🤣

    • @Toneill029
      @Toneill029 3 роки тому +70

      It was entirely necessary, LP is the
      Mightiest of the party, hell he is like top 5 in terms of strength and skill in the guild hell maybe the whole series.

    • @dravenocklost4253
      @dravenocklost4253 2 роки тому +8

      "Thanks..."

    • @josephrodriguez634
      @josephrodriguez634 2 роки тому +9

      I SWEAR I SCROLLED TO THIS ONE JUST AS IT WAS PLAYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gatordragon6140
      @gatordragon6140 Рік тому +16

      To be fair he's really strong, he turned down gold rank multiple times after all

    • @logansray
      @logansray 11 місяців тому +1

      It was 6:44 for me

  • @artgar8266
    @artgar8266 4 роки тому +2644

    The dialogue with goblin slayer and sword maiden was so much better than the original. Like. Straight forward and effective.

    • @artgar8266
      @artgar8266 4 роки тому +91

      I love this series

    • @provalone
      @provalone 4 роки тому +286

      Seconded, the call out about what sword-maiden was doing by her inaction/misappropriation of GS's Slayin Time was perfect.

    • @samuellanghus1455
      @samuellanghus1455 4 роки тому +283

      Anthony Provenzano That was something that actually weirded me out. See, he was kinda apathetic in the og storyline (he did know and confront Sword Maiden, but he was like, meh) towards her behavior versus here, where he acknowledges what exactly the consequences of what situation she put him and his party in are proportionally detrimental to those who cannot afford someone else to wait on.

    • @62swordsmen
      @62swordsmen 4 роки тому +203

      Some of the higher quality Abridged series tend to either be on par or surpass the original look at the ones who surpassed the originals like
      DragonBall Z abridged
      Sword Art Online abridged (most definitely)
      Yu-gi-oh abridged (at least the later half of the abridged)
      Hellsing Abridged
      And even Fate Unlimited Blade Works abridged (by ProjectMouthWash)
      And Schmuck Squad's Seven Deadly Sins
      They're by far the perfect examples of abridges that goes the extra mile and make some scenes if not all of the emotional scenes have a stronger impact and a stronger character arc all while staying true to what an abridged series is, a non-profit fanbase parody. And Goblin Slayer while over the top and DEFINITELY overexaggerated, they make things work and still stay true to the narrative and respectful to the original. It can definitely go up there as one of those Abridged parodies so good, that you can consider it an alternate reality where Goblin Slayer is more of a deranged feral loud madman rather than a silent stoic broken man

    • @awesomeruben
      @awesomeruben 4 роки тому +23

      I was like oh no he didn't lol

  • @TheTrueGlaukos
    @TheTrueGlaukos 2 роки тому +246

    "yes, MY teamwork. YOURS got me killed, remember that?" underrated line

  • @duxangus
    @duxangus 4 роки тому +637

    In case people weren't saying it, that is some of the greatest deep speech ever

    • @valdr2286
      @valdr2286 4 роки тому +14

      Master splinter has always been very wise

    • @erenyeager9575
      @erenyeager9575 4 роки тому +5

      I love how it was just saying the words backwards lol

    • @MrRaellima
      @MrRaellima 4 роки тому +24

      @@erenyeager9575 It's better than that, it's the audio backwards on top of the original.

    • @kjnskydivided5451
      @kjnskydivided5451 4 роки тому +11

      I laughed so fucking hard when the eye started talking

    • @themightytrainthurnax6613
      @themightytrainthurnax6613 4 роки тому +3

      HELLO!?

  • @rrtkddigimon0
    @rrtkddigimon0 4 роки тому +447

    I feel like the Priestess asking her deity "Hey, it's me, ya girl. I need some protection thx." is super relatable for people who play DnD.
    Halfway through the campaign you are either extra friendly with your deity or extra bitter.

    • @deltaeta5x571
      @deltaeta5x571 4 роки тому +49

      Also there's the fact that halfway though a campaign pretty much every cleric that tries to roleplay incantations no matter how dedicated they are to it either A: runs out of new ideas for incantations, or B: used the same incantations over and over until they got sick of saying it.

    • @willowwisp2981
      @willowwisp2981 4 роки тому +15

      @@deltaeta5x571 I play my Warlock like a priest, and went to the extra detail of writing out all of my incantations in R'lyehian.
      It's fun, but exhausting.

    • @whatwhat98
      @whatwhat98 4 роки тому

      @@willowwisp2981 who was your deity? Azathoth?

    • @willowwisp2981
      @willowwisp2981 4 роки тому +5

      @@whatwhat98 Zceryll, actually. She's a Vestige from the Forgotten Realms, who was exposed to the Far Realms. She makes her Binders into pseudonatural eldritch abominations who summon other pseudonatural eldritch abominations. Or at least, she did in 3.5. As it is, I'm approximating those with being a Changeling and learning a bunch of summoning spells, then fluffing them with the DM's help.

    • @whatwhat98
      @whatwhat98 4 роки тому +5

      @@willowwisp2981 personally I think a priest with azathoth as his deity would be pretty funny. I mean, all your quests would be entertainment for him to further ensure he stays asleep for even longer. You gain a bit of resistance to madness/insanity, but saying his name wakes him up and all of existence vanishes. I'm sure with enough creativity it could work

  • @jevanking4768
    @jevanking4768 4 роки тому +977

    “Killing a beholder comes with HUGE bragging rights” accurate

    • @Nyrufa
      @Nyrufa 4 роки тому +40

      Too bad they don't exist in Pathfinder, since they're one of the copyrighted monsters for D&D.

    • @unknqwnshepherd1872
      @unknqwnshepherd1872 4 роки тому +4

      @@Nyrufa really? Oh shit

    • @unknqwnshepherd1872
      @unknqwnshepherd1872 4 роки тому +3

      @@Nyrufa couldn't you just change the statblock from 3.5e or 5e for pathfinder

    • @Nyrufa
      @Nyrufa 4 роки тому +24

      @@unknqwnshepherd1872 That's not the issue. Some of the monsters that exist in D&D are copyrighted and don't exist within Pathfinder. Beholders are one such example. That's why in the actual episode, they don't directly call it a Beholder, but something else (forgot the name). I think Mind Flayers might also be copyrighted, which is why Overlord used the term "Brain Eater" for a similar species.

    • @matthewmartinez3907
      @matthewmartinez3907 3 роки тому +4

      Considering that beholders are so paranoid that everything is out to get them they’ll think of every possible way you’ll try to kill them. Plus all the eye rays yeah huge bragging rights, those guys can kill The whole party fast. Lol

  • @Dodoking-te3vt
    @Dodoking-te3vt 3 роки тому +464

    I can just imagine this guy sitting Behind a mic after chugging like six beers just screaming “GOBLINS!!!!” and all his other bull shit

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 3 роки тому +25

      You should hear him sing. He's Ban, the Fox's sin of Greed in the abridged 7 Deadly sins

    • @Broken-Hollow
      @Broken-Hollow 11 місяців тому +5

      He doesn't even need the beer. He is just overly zealous in his furious detestation of the damn goblins

  • @mine.g919
    @mine.g919 4 роки тому +944

    "If you don't cast protection you'll feel the worst pain imaginable
    "Protectionnnnn"
    *"Ahhhh THIS IS THE WORST PAIN IMAGINABLE"*

    • @voidjockey82
      @voidjockey82 3 роки тому +38

      " *HELLO?!* "

    • @FamousWolfe
      @FamousWolfe Рік тому +12

      @@voidjockey82 *FUCK I DON'T SPEAK COMMON*

  • @ironicweeb4111
    @ironicweeb4111 4 роки тому +341

    I love how the Lizard Priest is truly the closest to an actual Lizard Folk

    • @Neutral_Tired
      @Neutral_Tired 4 роки тому +28

      Not quite, he eats people, but he also has emotions and traditions, which lizardfolk do not

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 4 роки тому +32

      Neutral Tired That’s not entirety true. Lizardfolk do have traditions, but they’re what’s told to them by the scions of their god.

    • @mizerablegit4720
      @mizerablegit4720 4 роки тому +38

      *"I shall eat your corpse out of respect for your life!"*

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 4 роки тому

      Obsessed with cheese?

    • @BlackEpyon
      @BlackEpyon 4 роки тому +1

      Why does he sound Russian?

  • @centurionsword2438
    @centurionsword2438 4 роки тому +606

    Beholder: destroys a rock worth centuries of dwarven heritage
    Me: "That's going in the Book of Grudges"

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 4 роки тому +28

      ​Thorgrim Grudgebearer Liked that

    • @soapdish124
      @soapdish124 4 роки тому +24

      AYE, THAT'S A GRUDGIN'!

    • @blaiseboor6516
      @blaiseboor6516 4 роки тому +7

      I see your a man of culture too

    • @ShadowWolfRising
      @ShadowWolfRising 4 роки тому +1

      When does the part where the Dwarves Colonize Hell happen?

    • @LuperisNone
      @LuperisNone 4 роки тому

      eH did taht ylno esuaceb ti ev'dluoc tih sih eye.

  • @Toneill029
    @Toneill029 2 роки тому +114

    15:23 for those of you curious this is known as a dust explosion. When fine particles fill the air usually in an enclosed space they create surface area and when it ignites the fire spreads very quickly while also releasing a great amount of energy. Science is so fun.

    • @spartin1173
      @spartin1173 Рік тому +12

      Its what makes silo fires dangerous

  • @dericksnyder4757
    @dericksnyder4757 4 роки тому +905

    The abridged has ruined this series for me in the best way possible. Whenever I read the actual manga, now I cant stop hearing their voices in my head. Just saw a panel where goblin slayer went into a room and all I could hear in my head was lizard priest going... "Oh no he's trapped! He will die in there."

    • @connorwood9211
      @connorwood9211 4 роки тому +44

      Every Abridged series does that to me.

    • @allenallen9879
      @allenallen9879 4 роки тому +6

      @@connorwood9211 Nice.

    • @warzone822
      @warzone822 4 роки тому +5

      Are you reading year one. Where a goblin dressed as goblin slayer

    • @armsofzeus
      @armsofzeus 4 роки тому +5

      @David McConville Saw a panel with Sean Schemmel(Goku), where they wanted him to do the "muffin button" line. He did it but with his King Kai voice.
      Supposedly a lot of VAs' contracts state they can't voice characters from other shows with the same name, and he tried playing it off as efficiently as possible to keep the panel going.
      I don't know how true that is, it's just what I've read once or twice.

    • @dericksnyder4757
      @dericksnyder4757 4 роки тому +2

      @@warzone822 holy shit, no but I need to!

  • @tonywilliams6294
    @tonywilliams6294 4 роки тому +675

    "I know about True Resurrection. I know what goes down."
    Lmao

  • @yeahyah11
    @yeahyah11 4 роки тому +792

    wow, the writing for this is really in-depth and really multifaceted. it touches on everything the anime did not and even goes into the psyche of the sword maiden. how the characters are people in their own right and shows that they have aspirations and dreams of their own that they want to achieve. it also shows the problems of being a hero, like when archer wanted to fight a beholder and keep the loot only to have to lose it to save everyone. i think this quote really brings to light the beauty and complex intricacies that the writers did for it, "GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWBLINS"

    • @coin2094
      @coin2094 4 роки тому +26

      @@ZaZi-Zeta01 It changed the dialogue, the character dynamics and personality, the motivations created some new emotional moments not in the original anime aaand made it funnier.

    • @kolosmenus
      @kolosmenus 4 роки тому +3

      I don’t know about anime, but pretty much everything mentioned here was in the manga. The entire conversation between GS and sword maiden is almost the same, just phrased differently

    • @WreckinPoints11
      @WreckinPoints11 4 роки тому +6

      ...while I agree with most of this, I still don't like how rapey the Swordmaiden sounds.

    • @thediethrower1803
      @thediethrower1803 3 роки тому +6

      @@WreckinPoints11 She's like that in the original too... and DOESN'T get called out on it in that one.

    • @xavierjose1490
      @xavierjose1490 3 роки тому +1

      I know right!!

  • @QuintBlitz
    @QuintBlitz 3 роки тому +247

    26:36 , literally more powerful of a scene than in the original series.
    "I can't believe Priestess looks up to you.." Was so cold yet totally deserved it stung even more!

  • @isaac2990
    @isaac2990 4 роки тому +886

    Under his helmet he is the person he wanted to be when he home was attacked but when it's off it almost seems like he might just be a broken man constantly remembering how his home was raided by goblins. His helmet is his safe haven to be who he thinks he needs to be, a goblin slayer.
    I cannot wait to see more of a helmetless goblinslayer and see how they do with him returning home and asking the guild for a favor. I have so many feelings right now

    • @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
      @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange 3 роки тому +34

      I think it’s closer to his YNS line where anytime he’s scared he thinks of being under the floorboards, and that he can “taste the dirt”. The helmet reminds him of the floorboards and he’s constantly reliving those moments while having it off is just his normal personality. Deep stuff, can’t wait for more, god this series is good

    • @TNRFriskXIII
      @TNRFriskXIII 2 роки тому

      ...omfg

  • @subjectdelta46
    @subjectdelta46 4 роки тому +249

    This episode had Lizard Priest show off so much sass then he ever had

  • @yungjeezay789
    @yungjeezay789 4 роки тому +737

    " You have the GOD of JUSTICE on SPEED DIAL AND YOU'RE TRYING TO GUILT TRIP ME INTO LIVING WITH YOU?" 27:13
    Bruh, This moment with GS & SM is just as good or better than the anime.

    • @Servellion
      @Servellion 4 роки тому +64

      This GS is more oblivious and yet more aware than canon GS and it's amazing.

    • @panchoperez104
      @panchoperez104 4 роки тому +11

      @@Servellion what? No canon one knew all the stuff sword maiden did, the canon version of the last scene was better In my opinion dont really like this scene in the abridged but everything else I find great

    • @zealousserpent928
      @zealousserpent928 4 роки тому

      time stamp?

    • @FulgurHalcyon
      @FulgurHalcyon 4 роки тому +2

      Penchen Tamang didn’t you watch the video?

    • @ghostdragon4164
      @ghostdragon4164 4 роки тому +16

      @@Servellion canon GS is also aware. Hes just not as talkative nor as accusatory to SM

  • @TBustah
    @TBustah 3 роки тому +319

    They actually did explain why he couldn’t buy flour locally. In fact, they explained it with a passing comment (local flour was too coarse) before he even decided to send for it or it was revealed what was in the sack. I actually predicted that it was going to be flour because I remembered that comment and I’d heard of silos exploding (in the real world) in the exact way they killed that eyeball thing. Besides the particulates in an enclosed space thing, flour is REALLY flammable. Think about it: it’s basically dried and powdered grass.

    • @ridermiv
      @ridermiv Рік тому +9

      Non dairy creamer does the same thing

    • @crysisrevelation6132
      @crysisrevelation6132 Рік тому +2

      🤯🤯🤯

    • @SnakebitSTI
      @SnakebitSTI Рік тому +6

      That explanation implies that there are no mills in or near the city. Which is absurd.

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 4 місяці тому +2

      ​​@@SnakebitSTI or that they don't use extra-fine white flour, which would be period accurate. The kind of really fine, powdery flour we are used to was a high-class luxury back then. Plus, they live in the middle of a body of water.

  • @Taractis
    @Taractis 4 роки тому +1668

    I'm only sad that this is Beholder's only scene.

  • @CesarDragulaneweraforanewdream
    @CesarDragulaneweraforanewdream 4 роки тому +687

    "If there's no Goblin Slaying quests....."
    *proceeds to have lucid PTSD flashbacks*
    "....I guess I'll go home"

    • @ZetsubouGintama
      @ZetsubouGintama 4 роки тому +26

      Soooooo.... does Cowgirl is dead in this adaption or GS is so insane he didn't mention her.

    • @theposhdinosaur7276
      @theposhdinosaur7276 4 роки тому +75

      That is honestly a bit of characterisation I wish was present in the anime/manga. It's much more compelling to have his reason for never taking breaks being "Any day I don't work, is a day I have to relive my worst nightmare" than it just being the paragon "If I take a break, people die". The paragon one is still okay, but the former says a lot more about the character himself.

    • @olyviermonteau4300
      @olyviermonteau4300 4 роки тому +7

      *...Guess i'll just die...**

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 4 роки тому +35

      @@ZetsubouGintama She might be, and really it wouldn't be that out of place. As far as the parody is concerned he could be hallucinating that Cow Girl and her uncle are alive and well and that the shipments from their farm are, in reality, only being delivered or even exist at all because of him. That's dark and very sad if true, but it's a grim world they live in whether canon or not.

    • @ZetsubouGintama
      @ZetsubouGintama 4 роки тому +9

      @@WorldWalker128 So is he like a farmboy when he is out of armor and no goblin quest and then he will go insane when he put a helmet back on? Sad but neat.

  • @subjectdelta46
    @subjectdelta46 4 роки тому +393

    Damn that speech with the Sword Maiden was jaw dropping. This abridged is just like Hellsing Ultimate abridged! Makes the show even better than what it was, explains things better than the actual show does while making it funnier and being darker than the original show! You guys make some of the greatest abridged I've ever seen!

    • @jonathanlondon4265
      @jonathanlondon4265 4 роки тому +4

      Honestly I just felt even more or just as uncomfortable listening to her in English describe the Goblin incident... the prior abridged episodes were better because at least the voice actors were all "ohmygosh they're killing her anddddddd that's all they're doing yep. Just killing her!"

    • @beesbutinabox
      @beesbutinabox 4 роки тому +5

      @@jonathanlondon4265 Listen, trauma will be talked about in some media or another, and that's okay

  • @Stylenwavin
    @Stylenwavin 3 роки тому +147

    Goblin Slayer 1st episode: YOU'RE EITHER GONNA PRAY FAST OR YOU'RE GONNA DIE FAST.
    Priestess in this episode: Bet
    This series is golden

  • @Username-qu1jt
    @Username-qu1jt 4 роки тому +376

    Priestess: Earth Mother, it's me, ya priesty girl. You know I need some protection right about now so
    **Priestess Clicking Noises*

  • @Scream_Lord
    @Scream_Lord 4 роки тому +607

    Oh I see, So Goblin Slayer is only like that when he's wearing the Helm of Gobocidal Mania. It adds +50000000000000000000000000000000000000000 to your Goblin Hatred

    • @jackb.2245
      @jackb.2245 4 роки тому +29

      You sure it’s only +5? That’s seems kinda small for someone know as GAWWWWBLIN SLAYER!!!

    • @Scream_Lord
      @Scream_Lord 4 роки тому +15

      @@jackb.2245 Fixed it

    • @theposhdinosaur7276
      @theposhdinosaur7276 4 роки тому +24

      I love how the Goblin Slayer helmet is literally a magic item in D&D (Dread Helm, makes your eyes glow red beneath the visor)

    • @FadeRadio1
      @FadeRadio1 4 роки тому +18

      I think they may actually be implying that his helmet may indeed be a magic item actually. Just a theory, but I think his Teacher gave it to him to help him overcome his PTSD or his fear or something, and help him fight goblins, which would account for why he's so insistent on wearing the mask all the time actually.

    • @jBarlow90
      @jBarlow90 4 роки тому

      I feel like that hatred is added to a 1 through 10 scale

  • @0142Jason
    @0142Jason 4 роки тому +271

    I like the touch that unarmored he’s soft spoken like in the anime but as soon as the helmet goes on he goes max tilt.

  • @logangrimnar3800
    @logangrimnar3800 3 роки тому +113

    9:12 The real moment G-dawg realized he despised Sword Maiden. We all thought it was when she asked to stay with her and make her feel safe, but it's when he realized she was being cruel to his friend.
    "Wgat would make you say something like that?"
    "Well the sword maiden and I were talking and-"
    "Sword Maiden?!"

  • @Nickm01
    @Nickm01 4 роки тому +428

    Beholder: I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say....HELLO?!

    • @remingtonsix5517
      @remingtonsix5517 4 роки тому +17

      I do believe you mean:
      “!?OLLEH ....yas I gnihtyreve etouq lliw uoy dna suoiralih ma I

    • @Fang.1
      @Fang.1 9 місяців тому +4

      Best part of the episode. Could not stop pausing after to laugh after every beholder line. The idea of him being this yelly, confused, stressed out creature is just too good.

  • @caseymalkiewicz6689
    @caseymalkiewicz6689 4 роки тому +491

    The Beholder was this show's Ghost Napa, he was hilarious, and we will quote everything he said. HELLO!

  • @planetbob6703
    @planetbob6703 4 роки тому +137

    I love how knowledgeable the dwarf is and how he calls out every bullsh*t he sees
    "Aren’t those things resistant to magic? I shouldn’t have been able to do that."
    "It’s a sixth level spell. Look it up."
    This episode is amazing

    • @Worgslarg
      @Worgslarg 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah, but at least in 5e, "Dream Travel" is *not* a spell.

    • @Caterwhaul
      @Caterwhaul 4 роки тому +15

      @@Worgslarg Yeah, but this series is set in Pathfinder, not 5e. References to: Torag, Calistria, Iomedae, Kyonin, Droon, Five Kings Mountain. And in PF, Dream Travel IS a 6th level spell.

    • @SupaDanteX
      @SupaDanteX 4 роки тому +6

      I'm pretty sure my favorite part of this entire abridged series is last episode (At least I think it was last episode) where I think he asks someone for the map of the sewers? And they say something to the effect of "I've been ignoring this map the entire time" and his response is just a flawless:
      Oh. Oh that's bad though.
      It cracks me up every time I hear it.

    • @MrSloth-tl5yv
      @MrSloth-tl5yv 4 роки тому +8

      The dwarf is seriously just done with all of goblin slayers bullshit

    • @lordfriedrick7911
      @lordfriedrick7911 4 роки тому +4

      Resistant doesn't mean immune...
      With a good roll you can do anything
      Even oneshot a dragon with a dagger
      I know about that because i did kill a dragon with a dagger and a *REALLY* lucky throw (three 20 in a row, almost impossible, but it can happen)
      (It will probably never happen again)
      The DM said that i hit right under the chin (where there's the inverted scale) or something

  • @Jurarigo
    @Jurarigo 3 роки тому +218

    It's amazing how an abridged parody explains the whole thing with Sword Maiden, the crocodile and the goblins better than the actual anime.

    • @elkc4355
      @elkc4355 Рік тому +17

      Fr tho,in the anime I didn't really get what she was apologizing for. The only thing that I took away from the whole interaction upto today is the fact she got raped by goblins at a younger age

    • @CodeeXD
      @CodeeXD 9 місяців тому +1

      They literally say it's her familiar in the anime wdym

  • @Tenraio
    @Tenraio 4 роки тому +1102

    "Kill the goblins, for a nameless village no one ever heard of, protect an innocent girl in a nameless family no one ever care about."
    When you known some spin-off out there this bit really hit home, a no name girl he protected that day literally killed off a demon lord just one day before his Beholder bombing incident 😂

    • @lonelypancake5979
      @lonelypancake5979 4 роки тому +103

      I think I remember hearing about that. Something about him saving the hero before she was the hero? I never read the book you are referring to so I’m grabbing at straws here.

    • @Tenraio
      @Tenraio 4 роки тому +190

      @@lonelypancake5979 Basically that, yes.
      [Edited : the title is Goblin slayer : Year one.]
      It's one of spin-off manga about his early days, burn and ablaze with pure vengeance, he single-handedly deal with horde of goblins that would attack and plunder a village deep in a wild that literally nobody would cares about, rise a fences, barricade, surveillance around the village and everything else on his own and maw down the goblins's attack to very last one of them amidst the heavy rain, push himself so hard he almost become a living corpse and learned about how much fatigue can bother him when he have so much to do. It really is one of his most badass episode yet.
      Later that day it reveal that said village were houses a chosen girl who would posses an omnipotent sword that could be a salvation of mankind against dark tide of evil demons.
      Some said the girl would still destined to left alive no matter the GS has been intervene or not, maybe in-dept from web novel or so?
      Either way, had GS not interrupt the horde as god planed for her to have a morbid background, she would grow up to be a vengeful hero instead of cheerful one that we currently known.

    • @mago474
      @mago474 4 роки тому +10

      @@Tenraio Is the Dream Travel spell actually a thing too?

    • @Tenraio
      @Tenraio 4 роки тому +44

      @@mago474 Kinda, in the abridge was actually DnD joke, but in GS world do exist certain type of spell that let you travel to another plain or between different realm with some extra condition need to be fulfilled. (The Dark Elf arc have hero's team represent this set up for a short while in later part of arc) So it does possible that Dream Travel can actually be a thing, canonically.
      But what this situation leading to is that, with GS has accept SWM's last lament that he gladly slay those *F I L T H Y* goblins for her if they ever appear in her dream, not that he would literally going to do that but his word had reinforce her shattered mind with more ease, knowing that she can relies on GS to deal with any kind of goblins matter, they'll never find peace even in her dream, having GS by her side (mentally/imaginary) make her get better and starting to recover from her past trauma, she can now sleep peacefully without having a nightmare about them ever again.
      You can say that GS has gotten so strong that he didn't even need Dream Travel to deal with them, only his word to reassure her safety in her wild slumber already obliterated what left of goblins remnant that haunt her entire life.

    • @lonelypancake5979
      @lonelypancake5979 4 роки тому +23

      @David McConville so GS is completely unique even in a world of god's and magic?
      Nice

  • @pokemongo4077
    @pokemongo4077 4 роки тому +697

    "i want to make a goblinh slayer costume"
    why ? beaucse of the anime ?
    "yes but not the one you know" XD

  • @SatisfactoryBro
    @SatisfactoryBro 4 роки тому +534

    "Goblin Slayer, does that mean you'll tell me your fucking plan before we do it for once."
    Golden

    • @krazivon6659
      @krazivon6659 4 роки тому +9

      Try listening to this scene with out the video its way funnier

    • @Shack-lion
      @Shack-lion 3 роки тому +2

      Fr hahaha xD

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 3 роки тому +5

      GOBLIN Slayer: oh i have a plan. First find some goblinated asses. Step two: ungoblinate them with extreme prejudice

  • @kaelvolcain721
    @kaelvolcain721 Рік тому +27

    The lines are so good. First episode: “the only good goblin is a dead goblin, now let’s make you into good goblins” now: “they leave behind a joke. Now let’s make sure you’ve got a good punchline” damn, shivers

  • @ZetsubouGintama
    @ZetsubouGintama 4 роки тому +227

    Ok, so the helmet is his insane persona. Without helmet he is just a usual 'Souka' OG Goblin Slayer.
    Talk about split personality.

    • @volrag
      @volrag 4 роки тому +13

      I like to believe that the soul of every goblin he kills gets trapped in the helmet, and hearing their eternal suffering spurs abridged goblin slayer to greater fury and madness.

    • @Red-mg4ro
      @Red-mg4ro 4 роки тому +9

      The difference between Goblin Slayer and GAWWWBLIN SLAYERR!!

    • @TheKing-rp9by
      @TheKing-rp9by 4 роки тому +1

      These characters especially goblin slayer have better personality then their canon counterparts

    • @ZetsubouGintama
      @ZetsubouGintama 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheKing-rp9by Not 'have' better 'make it' better. Like improved from OG personality.

  • @MFox1123
    @MFox1123 4 роки тому +950

    14:55 “Earth mother, it’s me, ya priesty girl.”

    • @sova1235
      @sova1235 3 роки тому +152

      ya know i need some protection right about now so *click click*

    • @pax_aurum_nightlord
      @pax_aurum_nightlord 3 роки тому +127

      Remember when using incantation used to sound like poems? Goblin Slayer from the past remember

    • @Xedrie
      @Xedrie 3 роки тому +11

      lol

    • @mumeisapostleiforgorwhatnu3207
      @mumeisapostleiforgorwhatnu3207 3 роки тому +46

      ProtectiOoOoOoOn!

    • @rayanderson5797
      @rayanderson5797 3 роки тому +21

      Truer prayers have never been prayed.

  • @andromalius9595
    @andromalius9595 4 роки тому +583

    GS: Till then be someone the Priestess can look up to. She can become so much more than... This.
    Good God that line was delivered so fucking well. Good job man.

    • @Carlos-ne3zf
      @Carlos-ne3zf 4 роки тому +12

      The whole scene was brilliant

    • @gr33dl0cknein3
      @gr33dl0cknein3 4 роки тому +11

      "You got the God of Justice on speed dial!"

  • @alexanderrahl7034
    @alexanderrahl7034 Рік тому +22

    I love how priestess was like "you know necromancy is like, super evil right?" A couple episodes ago to lizard priest.
    But LP is so casual and cool about it because its a normalized part of his race's culture like "yeah we eat eachother and raise eachothers bones to fight. What, do you not?"
    Reminds me of the setting of Arcanum and how necromancy is just another school of magic, divorced from moral implications. Despite it being the chosen profession of the main villain lol

  • @crimsonbehemoth
    @crimsonbehemoth 4 роки тому +179

    I'm really enjoying priestess's developments through the episodes

  • @chaoswarriorx4411
    @chaoswarriorx4411 4 роки тому +686

    “Wait what? You’re approaching me.”
    “You cant measure the shit out of me all the way over there!”
    Jojo references are always amazing

    • @shintatsukun5073
      @shintatsukun5073 4 роки тому +3

      Yea 😂😂😂😂

    • @mongooseunleashed
      @mongooseunleashed 4 роки тому +11

      I don't think that was a jojo reference at all...

    • @Silverado-pq6xe
      @Silverado-pq6xe 4 роки тому +1

      But-but it wasn’t a reference at all...

    • @isaac2990
      @isaac2990 4 роки тому

      @@mongooseunleashed it still couldve been

    • @exumbra1399
      @exumbra1399 4 роки тому +1

      It totally was, though.

  • @emeraldartistchannel9047
    @emeraldartistchannel9047 4 роки тому +124

    GS without helmet: Mellow dude.
    GS with helmet: GAAAAAAWWWWWWBBLLIIIIIIIINNSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @jackdenihan5333
    @jackdenihan5333 Рік тому +13

    3:48 I absolutely love how he changes into psycho mode when the helmet goes on. It’s like a metaphor or him wearing a character as a mask for his true self
    This is peak abridged

  • @CyRive
    @CyRive 4 роки тому +148

    "WHAT?" "HELLO?"
    Oh my god, the beholder was the best thing in this episode! I haven't laughed this hard in a while, and I needed that!

    • @Hunter-pt4zy
      @Hunter-pt4zy 4 роки тому +11

      I was looking for this comment, glad somebody else thinks the same thing. The Beholder really made this episode for me.

  • @MegaRobloxRules
    @MegaRobloxRules 4 роки тому +834

    "WHY ARE YOU JUMPING OVER THE COUNTER?!"
    "You can't measure the shit out of me from all the way over there."
    . . .This was a Jojo reference that I missed up until now

    • @elimDBZ
      @elimDBZ 4 роки тому +5

      Seriously!? Which Jojo part!?

    • @MegaRobloxRules
      @MegaRobloxRules 4 роки тому +6

      @@elimDBZ I'm not sure I understand your question

    • @anonguy772
      @anonguy772 4 роки тому +40

      @@elimDBZ "Oh? You're approaching me?"
      That one Dio and Jotaro scene that turned into a giant meme, just look the quote up and you'll find it
      (Or im wrong and that's not the reference lmao)

    • @kinggavitron
      @kinggavitron 3 роки тому +5

      oh I get it

    • @117kazekage
      @117kazekage 3 роки тому +17

      @@anonguy772 “I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer”

  • @arturomorelli8150
    @arturomorelli8150 4 роки тому +567

    I just realized: Sword Maiden is what priestess would have become if Goblin Slayer hadn't saved her in the cave. Dude! If priestess becomes more than "that," its becuase of you.

    • @Poldovico
      @Poldovico 3 роки тому +59

      No. One of the various corpses is what priestess would have become. A passed out first level cleric without spell slots? Sword Maiden probably had some more resources available when the goblins got her.

    • @oceanberserker
      @oceanberserker 3 роки тому +40

      @@Poldovico No. No, she really didn't. What she got at the time was same kind of "luck" that Fighter got in the original. P.S., do NOT ask me to elaborate further, please and thank you!

    • @Poldovico
      @Poldovico 3 роки тому +2

      @@oceanberserker Why, did fighter survive in the original?

    • @oceanberserker
      @oceanberserker 3 роки тому +24

      @@Poldovico Depends on what you mean by 'survive.'

    • @Poldovico
      @Poldovico 3 роки тому +1

      @@oceanberserker In the anime, fighter dies in the cave, no? Only priestess makes it out alive.

  • @Cjbarker2
    @Cjbarker2 3 роки тому +93

    “GIVE ME MY FREE FITTING”
    best line in the series

  • @epsyblue7714
    @epsyblue7714 4 роки тому +528

    That talk Goblin Slayer had with Priestess was both funny and heartwarming at the same time. They basically admit how much they value each other.

    • @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
      @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange 3 роки тому +31

      “Everyone I love dies, except for [priestess]” makes me incredibly happy as well

    • @Clay_Mation
      @Clay_Mation 11 місяців тому +2

      I know I’m a few years late to the party, but…
      Thirty Three Percent Value!

    • @insulttothehumanrace3807
      @insulttothehumanrace3807 9 місяців тому +2

      Also a few years late to the party, but I really like how he tried to comfort her in his GAWWBLIN SLAYER! way, but switched to genuinely heart-to-heart talk after that wasn't getting through. Made it feel a lot more natural. Very well done on Grimmjack's part.
      Oh, and @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange Benefit of hindsight, probably, but I think he was talking about Cow Girl with that line, since he was talking about losing the people of his hometown.
      Still nice, as it shows he cares deeply about her even well into his goblin slaughter business. And has gotten comfortable enough around Priestess that he'll admit it.

  • @Z-plus12312
    @Z-plus12312 4 роки тому +402

    Dude this ending is way better than the original episode and relatable. I would look down at sword maiden if I was on the same spot as GS

    • @justsomelizardwithatophat.367
      @justsomelizardwithatophat.367 4 роки тому +62

      Zplus Galaxy I see them both as different approaches to disciplining and comforting someone. Original one is more comforting and easing someone while the other is more tough love and reprimanding in a sense.

    • @MrDj232
      @MrDj232 4 роки тому +34

      I prefer the original. The way Goblin Slayer comforted her was badass, and probably my favorite moment of the season.

    • @swordguy60
      @swordguy60 4 роки тому +55

      @@justsomelizardwithatophat.367 The reason why this one confronts her this way is because of his teacher. I mean he even repeats the same phrase he used on him. The Goblin Slayer's teacher, in this universe, has left a much bigger mark on him.

    • @Z-plus12312
      @Z-plus12312 4 роки тому +2

      @@MrDj232 each to our own, I guess. You like that scene I like the other

    • @lutenantbladey9062
      @lutenantbladey9062 4 роки тому

      @@swordguy60 Great observation

  • @michaelcordova8750
    @michaelcordova8750 4 роки тому +205

    "When there are no more goblins in the world. I will kill the goblins in your dreams." Dang that some deep stuff

  • @insanexchild6397
    @insanexchild6397 3 роки тому +88

    "How much more I gotta pay you to mind your own business?!"
    That killed me 😂

  • @xdave9683
    @xdave9683 4 роки тому +357

    Priestess: Well I am 15 so I’m gonna go get some
    Goblin Slayer: 👁👄👁

    • @Conservative4
      @Conservative4 4 роки тому +91

      Goblin Slayer internally: “Am I about to be arrested? I can’t slay Goblins in prison.”

    • @sharker7083
      @sharker7083 4 роки тому +32

      YEAH I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW she was 15 she looks like 18 or 20 I guess

    • @abyssus9304
      @abyssus9304 4 роки тому +48

      In the words of the great beholder.... "WHAT"?

    • @goatlover6312
      @goatlover6312 4 роки тому +18

      Sharker One of the first thing she says in the anime is that she is 15 and that it counts as adult age in that world.

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 4 роки тому +16

      @@sharker7083 in what world does she resemble a 18-20 years old? If I didn't give her 15, I would have given her 14 instead. LOOK AT THAT (adorable) BABY FACE! Now look at the busty witch: THAT'S a face and height I'd give 23 years old

  • @ja87son
    @ja87son 4 роки тому +416

    Goblin slayer: “15... wtf?”
    Me: “Wait wtf?”

    • @JP-sm4cs
      @JP-sm4cs 4 роки тому +42

      Japan needs to be arrested.

    • @curnott6051
      @curnott6051 4 роки тому +44

      Well, the age of consent in Japan is 13.....yeah, it's...I mean...even Alabama has their age of consent at least at sixteen.

    • @ja87son
      @ja87son 4 роки тому +17

      Curnott but then again, she’s trying to... you know what I got nothing tbh, I can’t really bs my way to logic here lol

    • @KBzaz
      @KBzaz 4 роки тому +7

      Curnott it’s actually a lot more complicated than that.

    • @BrandonHeat21
      @BrandonHeat21 4 роки тому +27

      @@curnott6051 That is only true on paper. Their national law says the age of consent is 13, however every Prefecture has its own rules in addition to national law and pretty much all of them set the age of consent higher than that.

  • @emant5501
    @emant5501 4 роки тому +240

    I *FUCKING* love the voice actor for Goblin Slayer. So perfectly serious yet silly and yet charismatic enough to sell a deaf person a set of earphones.

  • @intel_revenant8795
    @intel_revenant8795 3 роки тому +71

    God I love the captions
    "the only certain things in life are death, taxes, and goblin running noises"

  • @Conservative4
    @Conservative4 4 роки тому +539

    I am now always disappointed when DM’s make goblins intelligent or adorable. I want to slaughter them while yelling “GYYOOOAAAHHBLIIINNNSSS”

    • @Ithirid
      @Ithirid 4 роки тому +30

      As much as I adore adorable and intelligent goblins if they evil you kill them screaming!

    • @aidengray3998
      @aidengray3998 4 роки тому +11

      Man, I used that image as a profile image for a good four years.

    • @sauloaa1
      @sauloaa1 4 роки тому +7

      The only goblins I shall forgive is none. Well, maybe JoCat's.

    • @Strawberry92fs
      @Strawberry92fs 4 роки тому +8

      As a DM who makes his goblins adorable, nothing is stopping you from doing that.

    • @elysezx9399
      @elysezx9399 4 роки тому +1

      Bruh JRWI's Hilltree is adorable as fuck

  • @williamroark7449
    @williamroark7449 4 роки тому +392

    I still love how Grimmjack has set the Goblin Slayer Abridged series in Golarion with the Pathfinder rules. Always makes me smile.

  • @purplexus
    @purplexus 4 роки тому +278

    “*The only things certain in life are death, taxes, and Goblin Running Noises*” 18:02

    • @zjoee
      @zjoee 4 роки тому +22

      And I love the RvB reference at 20:13 "Teamkilling Fucktard noises" haha

  • @vurtigoneiii275
    @vurtigoneiii275 3 роки тому +92

    GS: "Everyone has dark moments when they need help. I helped you once, when you really needed it, but you're not helpless. What would make you say something like that?"
    Goddam, that was actually touching.

  • @tahamoukhliss8420
    @tahamoukhliss8420 4 роки тому +1977

    "I do it because somewhere out there, a nameless village no one will remember might get burned to the ground if someone doesn't step in and kill some filthy goblins before they attack. So that a family with a name no one will remember gets to see another day with their loved ones."
    Edit: Holy Hell! I think this is the most amount of likes I had in a comment, ever.
    Thanks everyone!

    • @hirotakajiro4447
      @hirotakajiro4447 3 роки тому +124

      Chad. virging chad. be like GS.

    • @hirotakajiro4447
      @hirotakajiro4447 3 роки тому +48

      Oh wait he banged with -

    • @Robert_Rankin
      @Robert_Rankin 3 роки тому +227

      "YOU HAVE UNLIMITED RESOURCES, YOU COULD HAVE ASK ANYONE FOR HELP, *YOU HAVE THE GOD OF JUSTICE ON SPEED DIAL* AND YOU'RE TRYING TO GUILT ME INTO LIVING WITH YOU!?!?!"

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 3 роки тому +19

      😢that was beautiful

    • @garygarypov5060
      @garygarypov5060 3 роки тому +9

      *some FILTHY GOBLIIINS

  • @claytronus026
    @claytronus026 4 роки тому +804

    "Well I am only 15, I'm gonna go get some!"
    "Fif.. Teen... what the fu-"

    • @bradpotts1747
      @bradpotts1747 3 роки тому +113

      yeeeahhh the between that and incessant boob and leg shots on sword maiden as she talked about being raped it reminds you that the writers of these shows themselves are pretty shady at times

    • @tripwire3992
      @tripwire3992 3 роки тому +45

      @Alexander Jarvis I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say "even if she was 8 there wouldn't be a problem"

    • @sambucktooth
      @sambucktooth 3 роки тому +19

      its fairly common for 15 years olds, who are considered adults in their own right by then become adventurers or choose their job

    • @bradpotts1747
      @bradpotts1747 3 роки тому +18

      @@sambucktooth and yet strangely i still hold out hope that in these places it is not normal for them to sleep with 40 year old men

    • @sambucktooth
      @sambucktooth 3 роки тому +25

      @@bradpotts1747 for peasants and other civilians? Yes they're likely to marry people similar in age, but nobles? That's a distinct possibility

  • @jlee7811
    @jlee7811 4 роки тому +334

    I feel like if they could communicate, Goblin Slayer and the Beholder would get along.

    • @an_amazing_ace7810
      @an_amazing_ace7810 2 роки тому +55

      They would feed into each other's madness in an endless downward spiral, and it would be hilarious.

    • @thehermitman822
      @thehermitman822 2 роки тому +43

      "Are you a multi-eyed Gawblin?"
      "What's a goblin?"
      "WHAT'S A GAWWWWWWWBLINNNNNNNNNNN! YOU MONSTER."
      "What's a monster?"
      "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

    • @Dan-rw2dq
      @Dan-rw2dq 2 роки тому +9

      @@thehermitman822 HELLO?!?!

  • @benjaminkasson2587
    @benjaminkasson2587 2 роки тому +75

    In the scene where Goblin Slayer is condemning the Sword Maiden and says the priestess could be so much more than "this", while there's obviously the parallel to ending up like the Sword Maiden, her idol, I think he's also referring to himself and the Sword Maiden in a collective sense. "This" refers to them both, as broken individuals whose lives were destroyed by goblins, they both carry scars that will never heal, and in a way they've both given up on trying. But it's not too late for her, she overcome her past trauma, transcend and that hope motivates GS a little, since there's probably still a part of him that wants that for himself.

  • @bronzegears6281
    @bronzegears6281 4 роки тому +97

    This series has gone TFS, comedy first and then pulling on the right emotional strings to enhance it. I love this series so much

  • @bodenking
    @bodenking 4 роки тому +256

    So his voice changes into the bombastic version when he puts the helmet on. That means either the helmet is amplifying his voice or it's a conscious decision because he finally feels safe to talk like that with his literal security blanket on and the fact that either is valid speaks volumes about the writing in this series. Magnificent job Grimmjack, Coffinjockey, and EoD

  • @reaperzslicer235
    @reaperzslicer235 4 роки тому +307

    I see so the helmet is what allows him to unleash his psycho side

  • @DarkQueenHelba
    @DarkQueenHelba 3 роки тому +183

    The fact that Monkey Kid was Goblin Slayer’s actual name when he was a child makes me so happy. 😁

    • @willieearles3151
      @willieearles3151 3 роки тому +19

      It was a title used to avoid giving him a name, just like Goblin Slayer.