Dizzy the cradle sn△tcher

We do a little bit of trolling. This whole tangent was a goldmine stick around, there's more coming soon as in the next Dizzy video.
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[@ulrickts]

Vtuber parasociality is reaching new levels: chat is morbing into matchmakers.

[@macchiato_1881]

That's the only way these girls can get fixed...

[@ahmadfiaz3]

Yeah other vtubers have para social who want to be in relationship with their oshi, in phase the para socials just want to fix the girls even if they have to transform into asian matchmaking aunties.

[@Vedues]

He's a plumber, and Dizzy could clearly use a good, hard pipe in her life. I don't see the issue.

[@SpaceElvisInc]

Na she already knows how to do plumbing her dad taught her

[@TheJissouShop]

​@@SpaceElvisInc 😱 omg

[@SpaceElvisInc]

@@TheJissouShop no she literally knows handy man stuff from her dad

[@Xoruam]

Can't help but feel like that "We worry about you" makes it even worse xD

[@redknight3306]

Plumbers make good money though.

[@kenshy10]

Yeah but its a status thing.
Most girls will say they don't mind.
But they do, no girl wants to talk to their friends and say they married a plumber. They want to say they married someone "important"
Anyway not saying thats her but that is the trend with most girls.

[@Dragonology99]

I'm sure she's got some pipes for him to plumb

[@jimjongun]

He would be a apprentice though so not making the big bucks yet

[@garrangery8180]

she literally said that's not the issue. The issue is that he's over 10 years younger than her

[@RepublicOfUs]

@@kenshy10 Always funny to watch internet randos speak for "most girls".

[@polkalamypekopeko2969]

I felt the intense desire to marriage when I heard this

[@Rocek]

chat is being parasocial, just in a higher tier of parasociality

[@gamercow4297]

Dizzy is cougar any male between age range 18 to 21 aren't safe! Always travel in packs never at night an carry digimom plush toys of any kind to use once to flee !!!

[@pancakes8816]

Do the exact opposite of those things, got it

[@PeachDragon_]

I'm so so glad I'm 20

[@wherethetatosat]

18 year old would have stamina for days. And if he's a blue collar worker he knows how to use his hands.

[@PeachDragon_]

I do indeed

[@fatbro7283]

hag love

[@erikjimenez8671]

I guess her favorite Oingo Boingo song is

[@Pokemaster-wg9gx]

they make her feel like the coolest girl in town

[@jajhsbabbwnsjsbbsjs]

Well… she’s into shotas bois… I’m out of the running

[@JanusGrombulus]

the other girls are into oji-sans dont worry

[@thatroxxguy]

18 is shota now?

[@roguewasbanned4746]

@@thatroxxguyto a large part of Twitter, dating anyone in their 20s makes you a pedophile

[@timtim6373]

@@thatroxxguyfor legal reasons yes

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

that means I’m in

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

lucky bastard

[@interests3279]

This channel has made me a Dizzy enjoyer.

[@Pers0n97]

Oh dare do her so dirty.
We all know 18 is way too old for her.

[@donzapatero4808]

Oh lord the cougar allegations ain't leaving anytime soon. Dizzy could of been a sugar momma

[@sernrounderswkfp-janitor1625]

3:48
Yea, it's kinda hot tbh...
Aw shit, there are FBI agents in my walls.

[@Vanom.]

On the flipside, her aunt thought she looked younger 😂. That's a compliment right?

[@demonicspire1345]

Man dizzy sure does attract a lot of fish doesn't she? First sakana, now that 18 year old carp.

[@CCootauco]

When you love someone, you have to let them go...
Out with an 18 yr old plumbing student

[@leamon_3]

3:32 parasocial to the point we would rather see our oshi happy and satisfied as a woman.

[@claytonsmoking]

ID RATHER BE SAD TO SEE DIZZY TAKEN THAN FOR HER TO BE ALONE.

[@OhitsONnow]

Love bug parasociality is just built different

[@Veren999]

I mean, he's legal.

[@durandus676]

The diddler strikes again

[@AhHereWeGo]

Dizzy's gotta go make that boy a man

[@keatonmc1]

Dizzy is living Ries dream

[@Xhomer367]

I was in college only 3 years ago IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME AAAAAA

[@lostbread8389]

So where are the fanarts?

[@laxylassie]

I WILL MARRY HER

[@Theonixco]

He's not going to be 18 forever. unlike some Vtubers it seems.

[@Eidolon5150]

Is she around 30 or something like that?

[@joeschmo123]

I assume? Gives me a mid to late twenty’s impression though.

[@Eidolon5150]

@@joeschmo123 would make sense

[@liasIias]

28 at debut, now maybe 29 (source: it came to me in a dream)

[@kenshy10]

18 is not a little boy. Thats a grown ass man.

[@McLNarf]

i feel like women do this to try to get free work done

[@Fallen-Saint]

Is 18 illegal for dizzy?

[@Solon_The_Lich]

No, more like 18 is too old for her, she likes them younger 😂😂😂😂😂

[@henriquepacheco7473]

Pretty sure 18 is legal for everyone in most countries

[@elfireii328]

Apparently, your strike zone is supposed to be (age / 2 + 7).

[@denniscuber1460]

Maybe he is to old for dizzy.

[@DyeScreaming]

Never gonna get what the interest is in marrying off. That sounds like hell. 😂

[@MASJYT]

You must be young. I was young once too.

[@DyeScreaming]

@@MASJYT Not particularly.

[@ffwast]

You don't want to bet someone half of what you own that you'll never break up?

[@DyeScreaming]

@@ffwast Good depiction, especially when it's not always solely up to you to begin with. 😶

[@henriquepacheco7473]

​@@ffwastjust sign prenuptials bro

[@Thunderbolt22A10]

Dizzy a Hag confirmed?

[@pedrofelipefreitas2666]

Always has been (yes, always)