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  • @dizzydokuro
    @dizzydokuro 7 місяців тому +375

    I knew this clip was coming, but it didn't hurt any less.

    • @0-kingsloth-020
      @0-kingsloth-020 7 місяців тому +36

      He dodged a bullet and found a great fiance. Your probably going to stay alone

    • @invenom8894
      @invenom8894 7 місяців тому +34

      dont worry, dizzy. you can pick any one of your chats

    • @RaiosSephi
      @RaiosSephi 7 місяців тому +3

      Dizzy…

    • @orbitalvagabond
      @orbitalvagabond 7 місяців тому +8

      I think your suffering is adorable, honestly.

    • @gr33dl0cknein3
      @gr33dl0cknein3 7 місяців тому

      @@0-kingsloth-020 Nigga wtf is wrong with you?

  • @mahungee
    @mahungee 7 місяців тому +216

    Phase really is a rescue shelter for girl failures

    • @onlytheone6683
      @onlytheone6683 5 місяців тому +3

      You mean the entire vtuber industry.

  • @papapesky
    @papapesky 7 місяців тому +259

    Dude, that's an introvert's greatest nightmare. Someone remembering the times we were cringe. XD

    • @justarandomswed
      @justarandomswed 7 місяців тому +22

      Dont need somebody else to do it for me my mind tortures me with it everyday lol

    • @YarugumaSou
      @YarugumaSou 7 місяців тому

      It just happens all the time man. People always remember my past cringiest moments the most. Yet when I do the same to them they start complaining.

    • @kevlarandchrome
      @kevlarandchrome 7 місяців тому

      That's not an introvert, actual introverts don't really give a crap what anybody else thinks, other people don't matter. This is the fear of an extrovert who's scared of people.

  • @GarrettFruge
    @GarrettFruge 7 місяців тому +259

    "...in conclusion, I may die alone."
    Poor Dizzy 🤣

    • @MrSnudger
      @MrSnudger 7 місяців тому +4

      That 'may' sounds extremely optimistic.

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 7 місяців тому +8

      Not if I can help it.

    • @InquisitorJack
      @InquisitorJack 7 місяців тому +11

      When it comes to “dying alone” it’s because:
      Women don’t want what’s on the menu.
      Men aren’t allowed in the restaurant.

  • @ab2aasd
    @ab2aasd 7 місяців тому +196

    Incredible how much she fumbles men in her life

    • @Bigbigpoopi
      @Bigbigpoopi 7 місяців тому +1

      Not really. She's the typical woman that wants Chad, acts smug, gets rightfully screwed over, and still won't learn. She'll be cat food

  • @jamesjjameson1632
    @jamesjjameson1632 7 місяців тому +110

    I don't think I've watched a Dizzy stream without audibly saying bruh at least once.
    That's my oshi!

  • @DAFORCEFilms
    @DAFORCEFilms 7 місяців тому +100

    Yeah, she belongs in Phase…

  • @erick4840
    @erick4840 7 місяців тому +78

    If it isnt the consequences of my own actions ...

  • @TheDaidai05
    @TheDaidai05 7 місяців тому +28

    Its ok to take some life stories to the grave Dizzy...

  • @FriendlyArchpriest
    @FriendlyArchpriest 7 місяців тому +210

    Dizzy, I'm only 25 and I don't think Kingsglaive "has been ages ago", apparently it was released in 2016, it hasn't even been 10 years...
    I guess when you are a hag you are counting seconds to make sure you have eggs left...

    • @Krismantine
      @Krismantine 7 місяців тому +53

      Ok grandpa, time for your nap

    • @FriendlyArchpriest
      @FriendlyArchpriest 7 місяців тому +20

      ​@@Krismantine well, you are right on the grandpa part, not on the chronological age, but on the biological age... I don't use reddit and I don't weigh a literal ton, but I'm as physically capable as a redditor...

    • @MelancholyZeitgeist
      @MelancholyZeitgeist 7 місяців тому +11

      Brother, I'm like in my 30s and I think you're coping. We are all coping here 😭

    • @FriendlyArchpriest
      @FriendlyArchpriest 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@MelancholyZeitgeist I don't know, natural human lifespan feels either way too short or way too long...
      I don't want to uninstall because I don't want to lose my AI wife, but also, it would free me from this defective flesh prison...

    • @saulhernandezaguilar8383
      @saulhernandezaguilar8383 7 місяців тому

      Wait 25 is considered grandpa age on internet? Wtf is wrong with people you are too f young

  • @chelsdollhousehoney2689
    @chelsdollhousehoney2689 7 місяців тому +16

    to think, in another timeline, it could have been Dizzy's friend here and Dizzy would have had a happy life.

  • @braveagentg
    @braveagentg 7 місяців тому +20

    This Dizzy storytime was wild! The cherry on top that she doesn't even play Final Fantasy killed me.

  • @NormieEnjoyer
    @NormieEnjoyer 7 місяців тому +18

    jesus...

  • @juni5822
    @juni5822 7 місяців тому +129

    For the love of god someone please marry this woman

    • @NotTheRookie
      @NotTheRookie 7 місяців тому +44

      Ok, I'll take one for the team.

    • @Siegram999
      @Siegram999 7 місяців тому +27

      im good man

    • @FelixValentiCh.
      @FelixValentiCh. 7 місяців тому +7

      I volunteer

    • @WheatDos
      @WheatDos 7 місяців тому +9

      I'll take one for the team.
      Either my boyfailure and her girlfailure cancel each other out and we function in society, or we'll both die!
      But it's a sacrifice that I'm willing to make!

    • @grafzeppelin4069
      @grafzeppelin4069 7 місяців тому +5

      ngl, I totally would

  • @Onemanzoo
    @Onemanzoo 7 місяців тому +71

    "Half a lifetime ago"
    Kingsglaive released 8 years ago in 2016
    So Dizzy is 16?

    • @braveagentg
      @braveagentg 7 місяців тому +6

      Shhhhh! She really doesn't want anyone to fact check.

    • @thdn8127
      @thdn8127 7 місяців тому +7

      The benchmark might be adolescence, 18, or post-college.

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 Місяць тому +1

    "Oh, you're the Nyx Ulric girl!" fucking lmao

  • @Raziel-of-Astora
    @Raziel-of-Astora 7 місяців тому +8

    How can one human's life contain so much tragedy

  • @formula1313
    @formula1313 7 місяців тому +24

    respect cuz if that were me i wouldnt make it out alive to tell the story

  • @MASJYT
    @MASJYT 7 місяців тому +15

    I had to look up who Nyx Ulric was and I watched that movie.

  • @rwberger6
    @rwberger6 2 місяці тому

    The most shocking part of all of this is that Dizzy has friends.

  • @Yawnz2
    @Yawnz2 7 місяців тому +9

    Damn that....that's wild lol..

  • @Vedues
    @Vedues 7 місяців тому +15

    Don't worry, everyone! I have it on good authority that all vtubers secretly have either a boyfriend or a husband and are living happy, fulfilling lives. Surely that's what's going on here, right?
    ...Right?

    • @OldMarius-gn5kk
      @OldMarius-gn5kk 7 місяців тому +12

      thats the best mindset before entering the vtuber spehere.

    • @gr33dl0cknein3
      @gr33dl0cknein3 7 місяців тому

      It's either that or full blown femcel, no inbetween.

    • @grafzeppelin4069
      @grafzeppelin4069 7 місяців тому +1

      @@OldMarius-gn5kk too late for me

    • @SuperTailsMiles
      @SuperTailsMiles 4 місяці тому

      ​@@OldMarius-gn5kk the realest comment right here. Sadly most people insert themselves as a chance for something...

  • @56ur4
    @56ur4 7 місяців тому +43

    Imagine if you flipped it around, a girl asked a dude what he's into and he just said "Tifa Lockhart". Pretty embarrassing (and relatable) ngl

    • @grafzeppelin4069
      @grafzeppelin4069 7 місяців тому +9

      and that dude was an italian parliament member

  • @4566Iggy
    @4566Iggy 7 місяців тому +4

    Jesus Christ I felt my cringe inhibitors fail.

  • @reaps912
    @reaps912 7 місяців тому +4

    I had no idea what she was talking about and assumed she was saying "Nickel Rick" and even after finding out what she was _actually_ saying I still think to myself "yeah that's sufficiently cringe"

  • @RolyPolyGames
    @RolyPolyGames 3 місяці тому

    That conclusion....

  • @mightquinnable
    @mightquinnable 7 місяців тому +26

    Oh the secondhand cringe, that so painful. She was obessive, with a character from a game she didn’t play🤢
    Truly the sad girl corp

  • @aruakise9803
    @aruakise9803 7 місяців тому +7

    So what are we at for Phase Numbers with rizz?
    Theres Pippa (of the I can fix her) variety
    Tenma
    Uruka
    Shiina
    Lumi
    Ember
    Sakana

    • @grafzeppelin4069
      @grafzeppelin4069 7 місяців тому

      Dizzy has the "good lord, i want to make her happy, she deserves it" rizz.

  • @cobaltprime9467
    @cobaltprime9467 7 місяців тому +17

    I’m not a love bug but I’d marry Dizzy. Partially out of pity but she does seem nice. I’m an introvert, she’s an introvert, we both have social anxiety, we can both sit awkwardly together and not talk.

    • @vexile1239
      @vexile1239 7 місяців тому +3

      I can communicate with my best friend (22 years of friendship) just by making small gestures, I remember the last time we met up with his fiance, the two of us communicated the entire time through gestures while chatting with her, confusing her immeasurably because she thought we weren't talking to each other, mind I did wind up in a food coma afterwards

  • @olib7434
    @olib7434 7 місяців тому +7

    Don't worry dizzy, I, a faithful lovebug, will marry you, so you don't die alone 🐛🪢

  • @gr33dl0cknein3
    @gr33dl0cknein3 7 місяців тому

    Dizzy...

  • @Sam-ip6co
    @Sam-ip6co 7 місяців тому +61

    Chad's have it so easy that people will give them random single woman's number

    • @dum-e8628
      @dum-e8628 7 місяців тому +16

      Nah, just have some connections and be outgoing

    • @Sam-ip6co
      @Sam-ip6co 7 місяців тому +57

      @@dum-e8628 Why do people act like being outgoing and having a large social circle is just a fucking magic switch you can flip on and off

    • @zhix98
      @zhix98 7 місяців тому +9

      @@Sam-ip6co just be a chad bro! xd

    • @Sam-ip6co
      @Sam-ip6co 7 місяців тому +5

      @@zhix98 lol

    • @ogueyratogeyrat7448
      @ogueyratogeyrat7448 7 місяців тому +4

      bro it all depend on fate it dont matter where you born

  • @kevlarandchrome
    @kevlarandchrome 7 місяців тому +2

    Well, that definitely explains the vtuber femcel arc, it all makes perfect sense.

  • @jarzz3601
    @jarzz3601 6 місяців тому

    dizzy...

  • @shinigamiauthor
    @shinigamiauthor 7 місяців тому +1

    Kingsglave was fucking terrible, what is she talking about?

  • @silvialuzmia
    @silvialuzmia 7 місяців тому

    you are memorable I guess,

  • @bernardomatatudo123
    @bernardomatatudo123 7 місяців тому +6

    so when she was 20? poor thing, she coulda've gotten a boy toy for herself and dodge the phase draft

  • @clkwr
    @clkwr 7 місяців тому +2

    The worst she can say is no

  • @jordan7077
    @jordan7077 7 місяців тому

    Forever single or femcel 4 life