Desperate Marine forces viewers to write marriage application. still gets rejected
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- Funny Houshou Marine being funny pirate girl as usual
PS if you're wondering what she means by "esophageal ulcer" watch this clip by yours truly: • Marine's terrible eati...
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she wants a househusband maid nurse boy... I wish women were real
#hololive #houshoumarine
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“But Marine, I thought ALL pirate captains liked to watch the complete Skibidi Toilet series compilation before bed!”
IT IS A SERIE?????
& chat asking if she kept the receipts so they can return/exchange them? 🤣
That is so good
@@DR-7 It's an entire movie franchise at this point
@@DR-7 69 episodes so far
Chat: Marine Senchou, you need to get married there's a time limit.
Also Chat: Sorry I can't accept your feelings.
"I didn't mean with me"
"Never said it's us"
It's the exact inverse of "you're such a good guy anyone would be lucky to date you" followed up by "I'm not interested in you"
Desperately flirty Marine is such a great vibe, especially with her endlessly trolly chat 😆
it's a match made in... well... somewhere where this is a really good match ^^;;
Trolling ? They're just being honest 😂
An unstoppable boke (Marine) fighting against a tsunami of immovable tsukkomis (Ichimins)
Why do I see Marine giving a marriage certificate as a Christmas present
normal Marine behavior
Nah she prolly gives it out all year round
Why am I not surprised~?
I’d sign
She's easily one of the funniest VTubers LOL
And one of the most lewdest.
@@wyslanniknewworldorder9525 And it's funny because a lot of lewdtubers have EXTREME simps, but her fanbase refuses anything she tries no matter what.
@@muufle
like who?
@@Super-7327 Nerissa is a new one and an easy choice. I mean you have a small few like Bao who get treated like Marine but as someone who loves vtubers, I love the contrast in communities, especially in collabs. Kind of like when Camilla collabs with Numi.
And super underrated in terms of cuteness. I’ve always found Senchou to be adorable, partly because I love redheads.
P.S. "nursing home" is more like a travelling nursing home, which is basically the nurses do rotation to houses f I'm not mistaken. So they're calling him a nursing home nurse
I believe the term is "home health aid" or something along those lines.
Hospice care.
normal idols:every fan wants to marry the idol
Marine: desperately looking for a mirrage - fans reject
love marine
Its not they weird.
Nene's fans are actively trying to *escape* she just keeps them under surveillance.
"can you lower the median age?" LMAOOO THIS JOKE IS SO JAPANESE IT'S FKN AMAZING
Oh, I thought it was just "You have no use but your youth😅"
I don't understand the joke???
@@tattletalestrangler8084 My guess: Japan has an aging population. Not enough kids being born, while the previous generation is aging out of the workforce.
Oh, OOOOOOHHHH!
So basically World End Harem style. 😂
@@tattletalestrangler8084you can only get this joke if you fuck
All she does to get people interested and yet no one wants to marry her
And then we see Nene just saying *you husband now* and no one even questions it
She have too strict requirements for.. ahem, "massage length"
You can't say no to Nenechi's harem, it will make her sad if you do
@@nigelxd3735 And wife may just start blastin'.
@@DinnerForkTongue also that
Senchou and Nene should switch bodies
I will never get tired of the -always opposite- vibe that mosts chats foster. Szreamer being parasocial? Roast and reject. Streamer saying no to every marriage proposal? MOAR. Streamer boasting about game skill? Trash. 0 aim andy when he hits 1 shot in 235? HES INSANE! GET HIM IN A PRO LEAGUE TEAM RN!
Its all about comedy chemistry
@@StarboyXL9 true true
Chat is just a cute, supportive Tsundere 🤣
There’s a yin for every yang
the hiveminds that are chats are contrarian in nature
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD ̶M̶A̶N̶ LADY!
Marine:write it
Chat: you are an idol. We can't marry you
lol
Imagine applying for a job just to almost get married
Why you always read the fine print
Must've been a really good job application
Nobody ever questioned why the job application had the words "Marriage Certificate" on top of it.
You think after marring Pekora she would settle down, but I guess not
that just whet her appetite. she's got marriage fever now
It was just a dream afterall
Pekora was just to see what it's like. Now she wants the real thing.
Pekora was the appetizer. Now she wants us as the main course
@@asdffsdafdsafdsa7877hmmm bunny meat
"Can you lower the median age?" Goddamnit I'm dying over here
she is so funny, i cant handle her cuteness
her chat is unironically so based
Imagine Marines 4.0 model reflects her real life age. 😳
First vtuber model with a walker
So I'm guessing this was shortly after someone pointed out that if she wants 3 kids she might want to hurry.
I'm so glad that I'm just barely nihongo jouzu enough to understand what she said here 1:05
Senchou always find new ways to be even more troublesome lol Don't worry, I got this. I'll train my body and mind to care for this cute annoying old lady.
Just figured I’d mention in the comments that this is a sponsorship stream for anyone who takes it too seriously.
I definitely support Marine x AI Koyori though.
nobody is taking her serously
Sponsor for what, Japan's program to tackle declining birth rates?
@@CandleWispit was in shinzo abe's will
@@CandleWisp getting a degen like marine married is gonna be difficult
Marine and her chat's interactions is absolutely up there as one of my favourite things in the VTubing sphere, it's fucking hilarious
Lol. Honestly, marine should pull a nene. "All of you are my husband." No choice
Some vTubers try to be tsundere with their chat, but Marine is the only vTuber who's chat is tsundere with her.
*be me*
*served in American Civil War*
"Sorry Senchou, i'm not into older women"
jokes aside
who in the sane mind refusing Marine
she is rich 😂
“Do you lower the median age” is crazy
"Do you have muscles?"
Well no I-
"Can you lower the median age?"
Uhhh, based?
Marine: guess I’ll marry a machine
Roboco: eh?
I fucking died watching this holy shit ... never change, Senchou, never change.
okay, well, except for the being single part. I do hope she gets married soon as she wishes LOL
I mean, I could apply… but… I have stuff to do this week.
Has Marine turned into Hololive’s Elphelt?
Damn i expected someone to said
"Im here for the inheritance"
Would accept, to get the ship and the treasures within
"Can you lower the median age" HOLY.... well damn
Senchou is the type who wants to do GFE but the Ichimis just can't see her in that way
I'm pretty sure the Ichimis can and they just fucking with her whenever she acts needy
No wait that didn't come out right
They do see her that way but find trolling her as being more fun
Started Aquarium and got Marine's "bad end" and I mean, I'd set sail with her for sure!
Sorry Marine but I already has a mom
2:11 holy shit lmao. I guess at this point she wouldn't deny it anymore
Poor Marine!
Can I send an application to marry Marine's sister?
1:52 Regular show opening, sweet
I love how Marine is one of those that people actively wish they got married
yet she fails
lmao poor maririn, so silly
The "love" and "respect" in commas had me dead 😂
would
i wanna marry senchou
My application
Cons: Would certainly raise the median age
Pros: You will always be a sexy young lady compared to me 😂
*HSM Tries It™: Bugged Seduction Mechanics (Tsugunohi - Truth of Beauty Witch Edition)*
imagine marine marrying a senchou-programmed t-800.
We're past the point of "You're nice & all, but..." When you have to do actual paperwork.
it is so funny that for Marine situation, Ichimin is the wholesome one and Marine desperately raises their viewer libido.
If her skin gets itchy often isn't that a sign that it's not getting enough moisture and needs to be lotioned?
You know guys, real talk now, I don't know how she actually is as a partner but she is sweet, cheerful and funny as hell, these are some top priority qualities for me to be honest, there are things that break it though but... As far as I know, I'm okay with her being well, herself in any way
Someone marry marine before u miss out on this opportunity
Marine is the Anti Magic of Parasocial relationships.
I'll be a nurse
Only a few will get this.
Oh no! Rejected! No play, for Mis-sus(British Informal wordplay) Gray.
Funny burn, though she do be like Heero Yuy, she might end up with with a Wing Zero at the end of the day.
Marine: Alexa play Last Christmas on repeat for the next 2 hours.
Alexa: Playing Last Christmas by Wham
God, i didn't expect just a burning memory to start!
She will marry a machine, so Roboco?
I see this absolutes win
I can be the sacrifice. No problem at all.
Whenever i see our captian i don't know if i want to hug or bully her xD
Elphelt? Is that you?
As pirate, I shall go to rising sun for one piece treasure.
senchou just can't win. i'm sorry, senchou.
If only I knew how to write in Japanese I’d accept.
Dear Elon Musk, please hurry up with the development & research of the AI robot, our dear marine desperately needs one!
😂😂😂
So long as she remains a vtuber, she'll always grow old alone.
Oddly enough I did not expect her to be the type to fall asleep to aimless random knowledge video essays.
1:27
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DO WHAT I WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
"What a scrub..." -Nene, probably.
Ichimin: Right-o, captain! You're not getting any younger. You should find a fancy gentleman that fancies you.
Also Ichimin: BUT NOT US! No... not us. Save that level of thirst for Saplings... or Takodachis... or Jailbirds.😮
Senchou Marine is middle aged with probably 10 good eggs left. She needs a man quick.
... So marine is a vtuber pirate version of Elpheth from guilty gear?
True anti-simp behaviour
Marine : Marry Me~ 🥰😚
Chat : No thanks Oba-san 🗿
She lit her copium insense.
Ngl I was really intrigued at the idea of marrying Marine, but as she listed the things she was looking for it started to sound way too boring lmao. I'm sorry to whoever ends up being Marine's slave. You have a lot of chores to do it seems.
She is difficult. She expects you to read her mind, to accept her after she fooled around while she was young. She sounds like a western woman, the kind that most men run away from.
Editor:- [marine being desperate]
- *Trying to advertise her thighs and butt to get people applying*
after all that her standards are so high and its like shes playing hard to get which resulted into the last bit of the clip 😂
thanks for the translation
i love seing marine but would i date her ? hummm trying would be a option but i can tell you one thing that gonna be an issue barrier language
I call this the elphelt effect, named after elphelt from guilty gear. It goes like this, no matter how cute or otherwise desirable someone might be, the moment they pull out the marriage certificate it's off entirely. Maybe it's human nature to be contrarian, or rather to face adversity. Either way it's absolute.
I would love to marry her, for me shes the perfect wife.❤️
where is the fishman?
This feels like a planned bit.
I’ll write in an application ❤
Shes 40yo irl btw
3:46
Mel's time has come.
As Father Fubuki would say: Friends !
I'll marry her, but she needs to speak some English occasionally. That's the only requirement.
Maringlish is one of the funniest out there, guaranteed to make your day
I will mari Marine. I will do it.
I adore her so much
train application
Well this is ironic. The ones who gets rejected by her doesn’t want to be with her, & Marine wants to marry someone in chat, but gets rejected by them anyway. Well, even if 50-71.935% would be able to marry her, 43.538-65.739% of the 50-71.935% wouldn’t be able to due to language Barriers & Different human chemistry. Plus, some of us doesn’t know her true age so, that blows more chances of that happening. Very desperate for marriage & children, but taking it more calmly, unlike OTHER Hololive members or Vtubers.
Would :]
damn
I never thought she was this bad
lmao nah, we good. 😂
we love you senchou but this aint it.😂