Can I just say thank you for uploading almost every single day (I know that’s probably hard to do so I appreciate it sm and try to watch every single video) I always look forward to watching your videos! I love your channel so much, keep doing what you do 💚
Turn around Look at what you see In her face The mirror of your dreams Make believe I'm everywhere Given in the light Written on the pages Is the answer to a never ending story Ah Reach the stars Fly a fantasy Dream a dream And what you see will be Rhymes that keep their secrets Will unfold behind the clouds And there upon a rainbow Is the answer to a never ending story Ah Story Ah Show no fear For she may fade away In your hand The birth of a new day Rhymes that keep their secrets Will unfold behind the clouds And there upon a rainbow Is the answer to a never ending story Ah Never ending story Ah Never ending story Ah Never ending story Ah
Bijuu mike, Thank you for everything you do. I am in a very hard and scary part in my life and i honestly don't know what to do. You just make my day and i love your videos. again, thank you so much for everything.
I think I have super powers- For the last week, every single time I'm like "I wonder if Bijuu Mike uploaded yet." Or "I wanna watch Bijuu Mike." and then I get a notification about Bijuu Mike and I'm like " *gAspU* "
Imagine if when you grow (when using the Alice costume) that the jet pack didn’t grow so you’d just be this huge human and you’d have a tiny jet pack just attached to your back
Yan sim challenge!!!! I call it: the test game 1) make the game have the security cameras and metal detectors on 2) remeber to start on Monday with no extra stats or anything. You can only go back in time and only twice if you really want to but try not to. (Getting the security cameras and setting up and stuff doesn't count) 3) pick any seven students you want other than kokona and put them in any order you want. (They'll be the rivals. Make sure they're all in different clubs. The only exception is if you want you can have a two drama students since the first rival is kokona regardless.) 4) start the week. You don't get to use any debug commands and your stats reset with every character. 5) you can't just go up to someone and kill them, for the most part you have to use an elaborate technique to kill them, that's why kokona has to be a rival, since she's set up with all of the special techniques. 6) each kill resets the week regardless of what day your on. However it also resets all of your stats, except for your club if you hadn't quit yet if you joined. 7) remeber to get rid of all evidence except the body every lethal elimination. 8) any kill counts as long as you have to put in more effort than just walking behind them and stabbing them. 9) along with that you CAN make them a mindslave or get them killed by a mindslave but remeber you really do only have 5 yandere days to do this and you can't use debug *YOU CAN'T KILL A RIVAL WITH A MINDSLAVE THAT'S ALSO ALSO A RIVAL* only one elimination a week. 10) you can only use an elimination method once. 11) nobody can witness you kill anyone and if they do you have to kill them too. Unless of course it's another rival in which case you have to keep them knowing throughout the whole challenge 12) you have to stalk senpai for some time (you can set how long) between every class. So right when you arrive (once he goes to the coutyard), at lunch, cleaning time, and after school. You also have to walk home with him, as in when he starts walking out of the school, walk with him until he's gone. Good luck and have fun!
Bijuu Mike, man. Got a temper. Careful. First sign is that he turns into a strawberry, then he raises his fists. Then he pulls out his machine gun. Thus, do not mention the following: Spoiled brats DanTDM Gacha Mike AND DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT GRAZING HIS ARM That will be all for today, class. Beware of... *Bijuu Mike*
Huh no "I'm first comments" in a comment section. Nice Random person: That's because there are no comments SSHHHHHH, also funny video Bijuu Mike but I has to do homework ;-;
This reminds me of this one time when me and my friends were st our school's social, a party thing we do, and me being the mom of my friend group had all my friends following behind me the entire time
Biju mike: how big can we get our squad Me : ... The limits has been broken... Omgggg frist like and comment and since I did now I have bragging rights against my bestyyyyyyyy >:3
Bijuu! I found a glitch that creates real Titans/giants in this game (as large or larger than the highest buildings in the game)! You have to wear the Alice in Wonderland costume and shrink to small, and then hold someone's hand. They'll stay the same size, but as you tap large, they start to grow. If you thought the large version of Alice in Wonderland was tall, then you'll be surprised by how tall they can grow through this glitch
Tbh, I used to not really like ur vids, until I found you play 'sakura school simulator' I have never laughed more in my life. I also watched that video like 30 times that day, you inspire me so much, and when you play this you make my day ♥️
Bijuu did you know you can find Skeletons?? Go to the water on the side follow it until you see a big cave you go inside and follow it and you see a skeleton! Pls make me scrub of the day for this...
Reply to this comment with more Experiments that i should try!
um... i do not know.
Attempt to marry everyone perhaps?
Please do riddles with razz again!!
kill everyone
Make everyone fight w/ each other, that would be pretty funny
Bijuu mike: *killed himself*
Also bijuu mike: *has the ability to say that he killed himself, AFTER he killed himself*
Lol
XD
:O UR RIGHT
Only TWO men have the ability to do this, both of which have had green hair.
COINCIDENCE I think *NOT*
Dis u just use * for thar
*I also am gak when I see my crush holding another person's hand*
Same dude
GaX
@@savannahx7555 gak*
BIG OOF
true lol
Bijuu Mike: I love playing with myself
Me: Aight Imma head out now
Bruh
Watch dis
ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
DID YOU JUST--
I.. definitely do *NOT* have a dirty mind...
Lol same
Like 69
Alternate Title: Accidentally starting multiple gang fights
What the actual flipping car flip?
@@Dragon__Fox NO, it's way more better when you say " holy moly christmas glory" I got this from a laurenzside
@@cuppylife5150 mistakes were made ;-;
to late I won't edit it
@@Dragon__Fox that's okay
Basically every episode :
I read that as “Can you marry every character in Sakura School Simulator”
How?
Stars Gacha do we really want to know?
@@SirSplash-j9d yes
@@SirSplash-j9d YESSSSSS!
Lol
no one:
bijuu: *makes longest conga line ever*
Im dead
lol
Omg yesterday day on the way to band class a bunch of kids started a conga line 😂 it was the best!!!
•ρєииιє gαмιиg• and the goofiest person was absent so.... I wonder what would have happen if he was there 😂
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Mike: I like to play with myself!
David’s sister: “MOOOOOOOOM!!!”
That was almost two years ago tho
@@movedchannels261ur late not them
@@Zuneatheofficiallbut we are!😀
Bijuu talking about himself irl: *normal*
Bijuu Talking about himself in sakura school sim: DONT PULL OUT THE MACHINE GUN
AHHH THE MEMES
Awww, thanks for calling me a screw.
*this is how many times everyone blinked all together*
🦵🏽PS don’t skip leg day
You can hide the attack button on system settings, so that you dont accidently press it while doing a challenge like this!
Yes I tried it
Yea, I do that to not get shot my the police cause it's really annoying to get shot.
@@Dtiwithmehh same
Next episode in Sakura School Simulator:
"I became a gold digger by asking everyone for money in Sakura School Simulator"
"We've even got kids! They're not ours, but hey!"
Biju: this is the game where I play with my self...
*kills himself*
Me: :/
@Asha Laurinaria Are you ok?
@-@
@Asha Laurinaria so true!
When bijuu tries to get himself demonetized, *its a good video.*
🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈😘😘
@@XxAveyxx the fuq
WTH🙄💅🏻
I feel like every episode has doing something mean to people in games
How? Huh hmmm you have to proof it
@@LeviathanXwX
0:50, 1:47, 1:52
Kind of looks me graystillplays
@@gisele5708 yup
Well if he dose it he dose it your not him
“I think I just killed the alien”
Bijuu 2019-2020
Where did you get "looked" from...
Vstrike 44
I hate auto correct
Why is the comment section is just filled with
No one:
Me: JEUFKFV
It's really getting annoying- xD
@@incredibleweirdo06 it's been annoying since march
Cookie Pandaz true
Me be like: ;V
Uh go up it yyyjiuhhkihg kjgi go on ni PM n k if th ohr your girl she'll deposit yy8 yo ityo i yo look up ki jug rock
Can I just say thank you for uploading almost every single day (I know that’s probably hard to do so I appreciate it sm and try to watch every single video) I always look forward to watching your videos! I love your channel so much, keep doing what you do 💚
We have the same name and same first initial of our last name!
@@carrotcupboard wat
@@Rasrien what..?
@@carrotcupboard wat
@@Rasrien wat
Commercial : " okay Jackson this is how we're going to do it okay we need-"
Me: *skips*
Bijuu Mike : "FOLLOWERS"
Me Seeing Bijuu post: hmm I wonder what it is today
Bijuu: I love playing with myself
Me: ... *Sakura School Simulator*
By the way when i was looking at my missions
You were called
*"the broccoli haired guy"*
Lol
“bring the entire store in the town” 6:06
For those who want to/don't know or forgot (neglect the following spaces to activate them):
Bold: * word *
Cross out: - word -
Italic: _ word _
For anyone who doesn't know what it looks like:
*word*
-word-
_word_
Thank you. ❤️
*thank you*
_word_
*word*
-word-
_word_
"YOU LOOK LIKE A CAKE" HAS BEEN MAKING ME CRACK UP FOR THE PAST 20 MINUTES THANK YOU SO MUCH I NEEDED THIS TODAY
Omg same
Same🙄💅🏻
This video made me laugh so much and it made my day after none of my friends remembered that its my birthday today. :D
I'm subscribed
“I can just bring the entire store in the town”-Bijuu Mike.
I haven’t even watched this and I love it already XD and I’m already laughing 😂😭😂😭😂
I’m just getting a *SuGaR dAdDy*
Bijuu mike ~2019
My mom walked in when you said "I love playing with myself"
I'm grounded 😑
F
F
Why? Why would you be grounded
F
@@someone857 don’t worry about it if you don’t know
"Welcome to the game were i play with myself" Bijuu Mike 2019
In reality: *Don't follow me!*
In Sakura Simulator: *Follow me, peasants!*
UA-cam: *1 comment*
Me:No,don't give me that hope
Big brain mike has done it again, you crazy son of a salad, you did it.
Turn around
Look at what you see
In her face
The mirror of your dreams
Make believe I'm everywhere
Given in the light
Written on the pages
Is the answer to a never ending story
Ah
Reach the stars
Fly a fantasy
Dream a dream
And what you see will be
Rhymes that keep their secrets
Will unfold behind the clouds
And there upon a rainbow
Is the answer to a never ending story
Ah
Story
Ah
Show no fear
For she may fade away
In your hand
The birth of a new day
Rhymes that keep their secrets
Will unfold behind the clouds
And there upon a rainbow
Is the answer to a never ending story
Ah
Never ending story
Ah
Never ending story
Ah
Never ending story
Ah
Pretty legit comment
𝐍𝐎 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝗼𝐭 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝗼𝐫𝐲
@@Dtiwithmehh no wonder ur user is ‘the IDIOT sponge’ 💀
Lol I love this video where you...play with yourself
Me: *Watches these videos*
Also me: *Has never played Yandere Simulator or Sakura School Simulator*
You should download Sakura school simulation 😍 you'll love it.
When yoh say "C'mon girls, Ketchup" I was so lauphing too hard in 30 minutes😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ik at 4:31
I doubt he would see this, but try to make every persons love you in game.
You should have turned enemy off so they couldn’t hurt you
It's weird how the uniform is exactly what my old uniform was .😭 I miss everyone 😭😭😭
Bijuu i have a glitch
============================
1 get yourself to love you
2 hold hands with bijuu Mike
3 slide the slide
Bijuu mike, Thank you for everything you do. I am in a very hard and scary part in my life and i honestly don't know what to do. You just make my day and i love your videos. again, thank you so much for everything.
I think I have super powers-
For the last week, every single time I'm like "I wonder if Bijuu Mike uploaded yet." Or "I wanna watch Bijuu Mike." and then I get a notification about Bijuu Mike and I'm like " *gAspU* "
"Lets try and get the whole store into the town"
-Bijuu Mike
Cute video bijju especially the intro
MAYBE MORE EPISODES OF
.
.
.
HOW TO CATCH A CHEATER!!!!!!!
You started a cult of scrubs we now need to sacrifice Clarence for the scrub gods!!!
I stopped watching my Playing Meme Songs on A Cat Piano to watch this.
You should watch better videos
Like
The Puff Guy (full version)
I'm sorry i was rude watch videos and waste your life like everyone else • w
@•ρєииιє gαмιиg• I'm sorry but i need to say rude things or i turn into a soft lil marshmallow AND I DON'T WANNA BE ONE
+ I'm not serious =_=
Sometimes when me and my friends are talking about you, we chant “BEAT YOUR BIKE! BEAT YOIR BIKE! BEAT YOUR BIIIIIIIKKEEEE!!!!!”
OMG I LOVE YOU BIJUU MIKE!!
Imagine if when you grow (when using the Alice costume) that the jet pack didn’t grow so you’d just be this huge human and you’d have a tiny jet pack just attached to your back
Yan sim challenge!!!! I call it: the test game
1) make the game have the security cameras and metal detectors on
2) remeber to start on Monday with no extra stats or anything. You can only go back in time and only twice if you really want to but try not to. (Getting the security cameras and setting up and stuff doesn't count)
3) pick any seven students you want other than kokona and put them in any order you want. (They'll be the rivals. Make sure they're all in different clubs. The only exception is if you want you can have a two drama students since the first rival is kokona regardless.)
4) start the week. You don't get to use any debug commands and your stats reset with every character.
5) you can't just go up to someone and kill them, for the most part you have to use an elaborate technique to kill them, that's why kokona has to be a rival, since she's set up with all of the special techniques.
6) each kill resets the week regardless of what day your on. However it also resets all of your stats, except for your club if you hadn't quit yet if you joined.
7) remeber to get rid of all evidence except the body every lethal elimination.
8) any kill counts as long as you have to put in more effort than just walking behind them and stabbing them.
9) along with that you CAN make them a mindslave or get them killed by a mindslave but remeber you really do only have 5 yandere days to do this and you can't use debug
*YOU CAN'T KILL A RIVAL WITH A MINDSLAVE THAT'S ALSO ALSO A RIVAL* only one elimination a week.
10) you can only use an elimination method once.
11) nobody can witness you kill anyone and if they do you have to kill them too. Unless of course it's another rival in which case you have to keep them knowing throughout the whole challenge
12) you have to stalk senpai for some time (you can set how long) between every class. So right when you arrive (once he goes to the coutyard), at lunch, cleaning time, and after school. You also have to walk home with him, as in when he starts walking out of the school, walk with him until he's gone.
Good luck and have fun!
2:51 im dying😂
Bijuu Mike, man. Got a temper. Careful. First sign is that he turns into a strawberry, then he raises his fists. Then he pulls out his machine gun.
Thus, do not mention the following:
Spoiled brats
DanTDM
Gacha Mike
AND DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT GRAZING HIS ARM
That will be all for today, class. Beware of...
*Bijuu Mike*
I am one of many people who think they're first
Idk
Just IDK
Bijuu mike
Awesome video!!! Also I didnt see a video from you yesterday
Biju Bikester: *Acts like a creep*
Me: _DID I ASK FOR THIS Or-_
Keep making vids, I love em. 😁
Huh no "I'm first comments" in a comment section. Nice
Random person: That's because there are no comments
SSHHHHHH, also funny video Bijuu Mike but I has to do homework ;-;
Who would win
Bijuu mike, Son of Daniel | Bijuu mike (NPC),Perfectly balanced.
Only bijuu Mike can say he killed himself and still be alive
This reminds me of this one time when me and my friends were st our school's social, a party thing we do, and me being the mom of my friend group had all my friends following behind me the entire time
This game is literally an Android Chinese version of GTA
Wrong this made in Japan
Love your videos BIjUu SeNPai
No one:
Me: watching this in My Chuck E Cheese cosplay.
I...I have questions
uhhhh....
Grace Rogers. If you were trying to be funny you aren’t.
Jeez guys. I just wanted to see it as early as possible.
8:01 I’m dyyyyyying 😂😂😂 why does his screaming sound like a freight train 😂😂😂
Reminds me of Yandere Chan’s conga line of death.
I like the shading on the hair of your character and that ponytail is cool I like it!
Holy scrub this is the earliest I’ve ever been
"Think about the possibilities of terrorizing. I could just bring the entire store inside the town." Bijuu Mike - 2019
Bros got that gooder grammar
@@MaxYvonne-eu4qt
What the actual f
0:00 I didn’t even question it I guess I just thought it was a UA-cam ad WOW that’s satisfying
Yay! This was posted in my birthday!
EARLLLYYYY!!!! im so happy i get to be one of your first viewers
Bijuu Mike gets funnier everyday, that's why I subscribed and hit the bell :)
You should name you're squad🥦THE BIJUU SQUAD🥦"chef's kiss muah perfect"
Maths teacher:i wish everyone like maths
Me:i love maths
I like your videos by the way
Awesome video Biju Mike 😍
Biju mike: how big can we get our squad
Me : ... The limits has been broken...
Omgggg frist like and comment and
since I did now I have bragging rights against my bestyyyyyyyy >:3
Awww now you have two likes!
@@dollyfox8697 i ment i was the frist personn who liked his vid and was the frist comment
@@gabbykatz2454 oooooohhhhh I get itttt okay. Lol
Bijuu! I found a glitch that creates real Titans/giants in this game (as large or larger than the highest buildings in the game)! You have to wear the Alice in Wonderland costume and shrink to small, and then hold someone's hand. They'll stay the same size, but as you tap large, they start to grow. If you thought the large version of Alice in Wonderland was tall, then you'll be surprised by how tall they can grow through this glitch
Bijuu mike: come on girl Katiehup
Me:🤣😂
4:30
Tbh, I used to not really like ur vids, until I found you play 'sakura school simulator' I have never laughed more in my life. I also watched that video like 30 times that day, you inspire me so much, and when you play this you make my day ♥️
you look funny i like your vidio i love to watch yandere simulator school girls simulator sakura school simulator and gacha life i will suport u
Comrade Bijuu, you have been back!
Also I actually think I'm a scrubiie (actually commie with a scrub mix) so please keep doing this experiments
P.S: are you trying to make a satanic group
Ahhh I’m earlyyyy!!!
Nuuu I don’t deserve dis masterpiece!!!😔
Great and
Yes you do
You are a human he is a human
Bijuu mike: *makes everyone follow him*
Me:listen bijuu mike...what of it crashes...forever and glitches... *forever*
Bijuu did you know you can find Skeletons?? Go to the water on the side follow it until you see a big cave you go inside and follow it and you see a skeleton!
Pls make me scrub of the day for this...
You make good videos bijuu mike I love them :D
I love your editing in this video ☺️😄❤️
woah i'm one of the first, this is rare, hope ur not losing subs. Love ya bijuu and clarance
Bijuu Mike have u tried this? It's really funny!
1. Get dome person to hug u.
2. Then tell them to hold hands
u'll see >^
You're my most favorite UA-camr
Bijuu Mike: I like to play with myself
David's mom: ... Police!!!!
Oh wow I’m really early today. Love your videos! 💚
Oooo imma do it too .~.
Bijjuuuu if u turn small and someone is big try to hold hands its soooo funny xD
GET EVERYONE TO DATE YOU OMG THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY!!!! also you can do it without love potions
First comment!!
Love this video!! :3 also every week church people come to our door it does not annoy me tho lol
*Hmmm...wishes I can be a cake* Me: Nah Bijuu Mike Already Did That
This entire episode is like the T-pose lines from YoumaCon 2019.
Yes I joined the T-pose lines.
3 of them, to be exact.
2 in Sammy Lawrence cosplay.
FIRST! THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Before this video i turned into a ninja and murdered biju (In sakura girl simulator u moinsters!)