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  • Someone requested I show the English version of Aba's Taunts.
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  • @MunchKing86
    @MunchKing86 3 місяці тому +18497

    I love how the TALKING KEY is the *normal one* in this relationship.

    • @LUCAS420BLZ
      @LUCAS420BLZ 3 місяці тому +1062

      Well he makes people go crazy when they weild him but she's too crazy

    • @Rosa-he6xb
      @Rosa-he6xb 3 місяці тому +1355

      Yeah and it’s funny when you remember back then he used to be a bloodthirsty battle axe that manipulates his welders into killing anyone to satisfy his bloodlust. Now he’s just regular mature and nice guy who swear off of blood and trying to get his crazy wife to chill.

    • @jaynemo674
      @jaynemo674 3 місяці тому +192

      Talking DEMON key

    • @asadfai
      @asadfai 3 місяці тому +345

      ​@@Rosa-he6xb she fixed the key instead of the key make her worse

    • @daeryk6424
      @daeryk6424 3 місяці тому +104

      @@LUCAS420BLZ She can fix him.

  • @mo-kay
    @mo-kay 3 місяці тому +30101

    “Oh it’s adorable”
    *watches more*
    “Oh it’s traumatized…”

    • @robtheone2689
      @robtheone2689 3 місяці тому +391

      I cant tell if you're talking about her or the axe

    • @mo-kay
      @mo-kay 3 місяці тому +278

      @@robtheone2689 the girl, not the key/axe I swear 😭

    • @ThatYouTuberYouUsedToWatch
      @ThatYouTuberYouUsedToWatch 3 місяці тому +202

      "Oh, it has anxiety..."

    • @RedAngelXV
      @RedAngelXV 3 місяці тому +31

      Jinx

    • @anapple6912
      @anapple6912 3 місяці тому +14

      ​@@mo-kayso why use it? She isnt an object

  • @deathlydressed1364
    @deathlydressed1364 3 місяці тому +5499

    Bro really said “I got a key to her heart”💀

  • @sgtsurgeon.
    @sgtsurgeon. 3 місяці тому +6385

    I know nothing about this game but the character design and concept is amazing
    (The animation and expressions too)

  • @scotginger4690
    @scotginger4690 4 місяці тому +64340

    Second most healty relationship in Guilty Gear.

    • @gigabyte3420
      @gigabyte3420 4 місяці тому +548

      What’s the first?

    • @scotginger4690
      @scotginger4690 4 місяці тому +2691

      @@gigabyte3420 Chipp and dying.
      Serious answers though it's probably a tie between Jack'O and Frederick or Baiken and Delilah, but we've seen little interactions for both of those.

    • @beanpoopybutthole9510
      @beanpoopybutthole9510 4 місяці тому +328

      @@scotginger4690baiken and WHO?? Delilah is a child bro😭😭 on top of that you got an omori pfp no wonder why you shipping kids 😭😭😭

    • @scotginger4690
      @scotginger4690 4 місяці тому +1618

      @@beanpoopybutthole9510 I see the confusion considering I named another romantic relationship, but you're old enough to know that the word "relationship" doesn't just mean romantic or sexual. I'm assuming you have a relationship with your friends and parents don't you? I'm hoping none of them are romantic or sexual if that's all you think a relationship is. Baiken seems to have a positive relationship with her adoptive daughter Delilah based on the limited information we have been given.
      And if we really wanna look at anyone having romantic relationships with those under 18 then we'd need to bring up one of the three Kings of Illyria, a certain Kiske.

    • @SpongeBob64467
      @SpongeBob64467 4 місяці тому +19

      .

  • @SoberAdam
    @SoberAdam 3 місяці тому +7260

    This is like karen and plankton but reverse and karen is little insane 💀

    • @Imserious184
      @Imserious184 3 місяці тому +277

      Dude, just say it's human female Plankton with male key Karen. That fits better.

    • @Imserious184
      @Imserious184 3 місяці тому +53

      But like, lovesick.

    • @father9167
      @father9167 3 місяці тому +32

      @@Imserious184womp womp

    • @Imserious184
      @Imserious184 3 місяці тому +18

      @@father9167 Who are you?

    • @father9167
      @father9167 3 місяці тому +13

      @@Imserious184 womp womp

  • @tomiokagiyu6563
    @tomiokagiyu6563 3 місяці тому +577

    I realised her clothes is just 2 pairs of pants

    • @bribeeay
      @bribeeay 2 місяці тому +65

      LMFAO I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE UNTIL YOU POINTED IT OUT

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug Місяць тому +34

      Oh god. Well, it’s a skirt and a pair of very small shorts, but still.
      Edit: oh, it’s Two pairs of the same kind of skirt over a lot of bandages. Bandages are probably from feeding Paracelsus back when Paracelsus was more bloodthirsty.

    • @TheStunnerFTW
      @TheStunnerFTW 19 днів тому

      And she's thick in the back

    • @shadowdragon7347
      @shadowdragon7347 4 дні тому

      Well, she is wearing shoes too.

  • @herolumierelumanite1608
    @herolumierelumanite1608 3 місяці тому +2247

    Paracelsus getting irrite at ABA for dangling off him and pulling her is the best part.
    Man said "Please stop, you're embarrassing me"

    • @user-zs9ux1ru8u
      @user-zs9ux1ru8u 3 місяці тому +131

      Nah he looked at the audience and knew if he didn't stop her quick the rating would go from M to Adults only

    • @Shizzy40
      @Shizzy40 Місяць тому

      @@user-zs9ux1ru8uwhat’re you even talking about dawg

    • @swordsmanthegamernine7973
      @swordsmanthegamernine7973 22 дні тому

      Okay maybe you know. What’s up with the…Lovecraftian horror key it becomes towards the end of the short?

    • @herolumierelumanite1608
      @herolumierelumanite1608 22 дні тому +2

      @@swordsmanthegamernine7973 So you know Eddie, Zato-1's demon pal?
      That, Paracelsus is one of those. I-No is one as well.

    • @swordsmanthegamernine7973
      @swordsmanthegamernine7973 21 день тому

      @@herolumierelumanite1608 I do not

  • @wiishopped
    @wiishopped 4 місяці тому +13289

    I like how it shows her struggling to push and pulls Paracelsus, then it fucking shows her picking it up cleanly and BITING him

    • @longbeing
      @longbeing 4 місяці тому +1170

      Her round win animation while in Jealous Rage is even crazier, she just hauls him up onto her shoulder like it’s no big deal

    • @NutSaxs
      @NutSaxs 3 місяці тому +492

      Rage is one hell of a state

    • @clairelili873
      @clairelili873 3 місяці тому +561

      ​@@longbeingIf I remember right, in Jealous rage she RUNS while carrying him with just one arm. A.B.A is fucking scary and I love her for it

    • @neminem233
      @neminem233 3 місяці тому +69

      He probably works with her while attacking.

    • @YaBoyNero7919
      @YaBoyNero7919 3 місяці тому +68

      You see that's what we call Adrenaline

  • @Ihaventbuttheslightestiferance
    @Ihaventbuttheslightestiferance 3 місяці тому +1105

    I never knew that i would want to be a 6 foot tall sentient key until now

    • @samdoezzzstuff
      @samdoezzzstuff 2 місяці тому +23

      literally same

    • @Dennis-pn5xb
      @Dennis-pn5xb 2 місяці тому +25

      ​@@samdoezzzstuffI wouldn't do that because I'm not the kind of guy you can just bite and get away with that fr

    • @starstorm1267
      @starstorm1267 2 місяці тому +22

      “I can fix her”

    • @user-mu5rt8jp2u
      @user-mu5rt8jp2u Місяць тому

      I'd pay my life savings to get bitten like that by her fr fr​@@Dennis-pn5xb

    • @avtogratiashvili3579
      @avtogratiashvili3579 Місяць тому +6

      ​@@starstorm1267 fix what?

  • @Let_that_ningen_know
    @Let_that_ningen_know 3 місяці тому +344

    why bro looking at us in the 3rd clip? we can’t help you lil bro you asked for this💀

    • @Sailor639
      @Sailor639 22 дні тому +3

      He wants you to lose/win, because her "win pose" is horrific 💀

  • @IIAwfulWaffleII
    @IIAwfulWaffleII 4 місяці тому +20350

    Paracelsus being just a regular fucking guy in Guilty Gear has got to be the funniest shit I’ve seen in this series

    • @NNTheRealGurl
      @NNTheRealGurl 4 місяці тому

      Poor bastard got turned into a fucking key

    • @Maxler5795
      @Maxler5795 4 місяці тому +1167

      Reminder that blazblue's "normal guy" is a guy called "ragna the bloodedge"

    • @nevenven
      @nevenven 4 місяці тому +426

      ​@@Maxler5795Jhon Blazblue

    • @doorsareforopening
      @doorsareforopening 4 місяці тому

      Didn't he manipulate ABA and make her the way she is?

    • @chiefbawor_thegr8966
      @chiefbawor_thegr8966 4 місяці тому +286

      ​@@nevenven I mean, he did become John Blazblue at the end

  • @TheForeskinStealer2820
    @TheForeskinStealer2820 4 місяці тому +12928

    “I can fix her”

    • @misterboxhead3045
      @misterboxhead3045 4 місяці тому +424

      She's already has an husband you...

    • @scotginger4690
      @scotginger4690 4 місяці тому +528

      @@misterboxhead3045 Just because there's a goalkeeper doesn't mean you can't score.

    • @KrystianZieba-kc8tx
      @KrystianZieba-kc8tx 4 місяці тому +224

      ​@@scotginger4690too late, the key scored

    • @scotginger4690
      @scotginger4690 4 місяці тому +93

      @@KrystianZieba-kc8tx In a match, multiple people can score in the same goal at different times.

    • @KrystianZieba-kc8tx
      @KrystianZieba-kc8tx 4 місяці тому +116

      @@scotginger4690 too bad this was best of 1

  • @TheSizzleDash
    @TheSizzleDash 3 місяці тому +433

    The animation where he just looks down at her and his lips move is so smooth.

  • @dejavu-2534
    @dejavu-2534 3 місяці тому +106

    *The anger crunch sound is soo funny lol*

  • @alenoxplays8448
    @alenoxplays8448 4 місяці тому +10208

    "You can't fix her and you will die trying" I say a Worthy challenge is ahead 😂

    • @trollguy2616
      @trollguy2616 4 місяці тому

      Honestly bro how tf u dating a key

    • @omgitzthunderlol4598
      @omgitzthunderlol4598 4 місяці тому +63

      The comment above you said “i can fix her” 😂

    • @ipgamir993
      @ipgamir993 4 місяці тому +31

      The comment above you. Perfect match.

    • @gennarosevero1856
      @gennarosevero1856 4 місяці тому +22

      What if I don't want to fix her? What if I wanna make her worse

    • @kaiserwave5977
      @kaiserwave5977 4 місяці тому +28

      Key got to her first

  • @Xdadster
    @Xdadster 4 місяці тому +1141

    Why yall saying "i can fix her"
    Her being insane is the whole appeal.

    • @tap56
      @tap56 3 місяці тому +44

      idk but i hella know that key got some god tier rizz to pull a woman like that lol

    • @b3but_he_was_here464
      @b3but_he_was_here464 3 місяці тому +9

      @@tap56 sentient ax-key with all you want moment (can turn blue...)

    • @SylverScourge
      @SylverScourge 3 місяці тому +8

      They can fix her but damn I could make her worse

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 3 місяці тому +2

      This guy gets it

    • @daeryk6424
      @daeryk6424 3 місяці тому +2

      That and she be wildin' with her keyblade when enraged.

  • @Jared-ty8xd
    @Jared-ty8xd 3 місяці тому +66

    I like how Parry is like "I’m not a stripper pole, lady!"

  • @Captnspork
    @Captnspork 3 місяці тому +114

    The hanging off him bit was adorable

  • @overlordchemm3705
    @overlordchemm3705 4 місяці тому +2815

    Paracelsus is actually peak design, the inner lines of his little floppy ear things curving up and inward like raised eyebrows gives him a constant look of mild concern and I love it.

    • @miaoumiaou3100
      @miaoumiaou3100 3 місяці тому +33

      Hes got like bunny ears 🐰

    • @russelldoty2743
      @russelldoty2743 3 місяці тому +48

      In the old games, those flaps curl up into demon horns in rage mode.

  • @Dapper_Frog
    @Dapper_Frog 4 місяці тому +2196

    The key seems chill asf. I like their relationship, the way she was swinging in him was cool

    • @mr.wizbiz.2917
      @mr.wizbiz.2917 4 місяці тому +163

      yeah key bro is pretty neato but kinda untrustworthy cuz he a blood thirsty demon

    • @clairelili873
      @clairelili873 3 місяці тому +156

      ​@@mr.wizbiz.2917The good thing is that he himself is trying to change that because of A.B.A, which is def working seeing how he is way more chill nowadays

  • @Semi-GD
    @Semi-GD 3 місяці тому +38

    "b-b-du-du-d😢-aughh~!😩"

    • @Bee_Lemon
      @Bee_Lemon 2 місяці тому

      what I hear at the last: "Du-du-Du DAD~"

  • @slasharrowthetimetraveling
    @slasharrowthetimetraveling 3 місяці тому +26

    Not the cartoon chomp sound effect😭

  • @LarydaNuo
    @LarydaNuo 4 місяці тому +455

    When even an comically large key has more game then you

    • @cheesyfries125
      @cheesyfries125 3 місяці тому +17

      I wanna be his girl~

    • @InvictusSolis143
      @InvictusSolis143 3 місяці тому +2

      @@cheesyfries125His? Its an it

    • @cheesyfries125
      @cheesyfries125 3 місяці тому

      @@InvictusSolis143 oh

    • @Darkion-ed2me
      @Darkion-ed2me 3 місяці тому

      Good bro keep her im not tryna be that key 😭

    • @PhantomGato-v-
      @PhantomGato-v- 21 день тому

      ​@@InvictusSolis143Flament Nagel is a guy lol. Taking the shape of a giant key/battleaxe but the magical focus at the centre of it does identify as a man

  • @ryzekiv7147
    @ryzekiv7147 4 місяці тому +9474

    Lady’s got some issues…

    • @kelseyblue576
      @kelseyblue576 4 місяці тому +367

      something something i can fix her lmao

    • @tellg0t090
      @tellg0t090 4 місяці тому +350

      Her husband's a key

    • @iexisttobreath
      @iexisttobreath 4 місяці тому +91

      ​@@kelseyblue576she's giving A.K.I vibes from street fighter. Your most likely not gonna fix her

    • @katamed5205
      @katamed5205 4 місяці тому +63

      She is the issue

    • @kumaradio5414
      @kumaradio5414 4 місяці тому +43

      She's working on it

  • @chewy7127
    @chewy7127 3 місяці тому +54

    I won’t fix her, she’s perfect.

  • @malevolentghost5734
    @malevolentghost5734 3 місяці тому +80

    Guilty Gear has such cool character designs dude.

  • @MaestroAlvis
    @MaestroAlvis 4 місяці тому +4715

    So paracelsus has trouble straightening up when aba hangs off of him? Also it's so cute how he watches her.

    • @SquaulDuNeant
      @SquaulDuNeant 3 місяці тому +78

      no it's not he seem even pissed off by it rofl

    • @hi78889
      @hi78889 3 місяці тому +50

      Not rly just confused​@@SquaulDuNeant

    • @ROTTING_MOONLIGHT
      @ROTTING_MOONLIGHT 3 місяці тому +79

      Hes makin sure his pookie doesn't bonkers her head and get brain damage💗💞

  • @nagiku99
    @nagiku99 4 місяці тому +1519

    I can’t help but sit here and appreciate how much personality the animations have. They really are fitting for the type of character.

    • @rolo2568
      @rolo2568 3 місяці тому +3

      And yet they cant sync the lips

    • @freakillusion
      @freakillusion 3 місяці тому +17

      ​@rolo2568 Cause the games originally from Japan. So obviously the sync is different, also they aren't going to create a new animation for every single voiceline

    • @rolo2568
      @rolo2568 3 місяці тому

      @@freakillusion oh no!! Who cares, make a good animation or get the fucking hate

    • @nagiku99
      @nagiku99 3 місяці тому +9

      @@rolo2568 apparently you care a lot otherwise you wouldn’t have said anything. I get that the lip sync issue is there, but I couldn’t care less. I’d rather not be “that guy” who has to nitpick every detail just because it’s not perfect. Many other anime games have the same issue too, I’d be doing too much to hate on a large portion for one issue. Seems rather immature really.

    • @rolo2568
      @rolo2568 3 місяці тому

      @@nagiku99 ok fine the entire game looks like shit lmfao, who came up with all of that insane bs

  • @neminem233
    @neminem233 3 місяці тому +32

    One thing I noticed is that aside from the guard animation, she's always in front of Paracelsus, she doesn't walk the other direction when walking backwards she tries to push him backwards. I think that's neat

  • @FelisAlcea
    @FelisAlcea 3 місяці тому +97

    Type of girl to call paracelsus her "pookie wookie bear"

  • @dw1270
    @dw1270 4 місяці тому +2319

    I love the face paracelsus makes when abas swinging left and right 🤨

    • @mr.wizbiz.2917
      @mr.wizbiz.2917 4 місяці тому

      ):

    • @IamJerf
      @IamJerf 4 місяці тому +123

      Same, he's like, "wtf is she doing!?"

  • @luckyday5721
    @luckyday5721 4 місяці тому +2413

    I noticed when he pulls her and certain other animations. Paracelsus has sharp teeth, which is a nice hint to his more demonic older form. I hope we get more story of them so curious

    • @BlancOtaku
      @BlancOtaku 4 місяці тому +144

      He also does it when she gets hit

    • @Elementroar
      @Elementroar 4 місяці тому +263

      He so far gets his sharp teeth back when he starts panicking (like getting lifted by Potemkin during HPB); and also when he gets angry if A.B.A. takes a full hit instead of him during her crouch. Like, he'll glare at the enemy, he looks like he's growling, and he loses control of his ear-flap things cos he's just really angry she got hit instead of him.

    • @poopyfartboi
      @poopyfartboi 4 місяці тому +36

      What I'd do for a quality guilty gear anime 😢

    • @anarchyandempires5452
      @anarchyandempires5452 3 місяці тому +71

      ​@@Elementroarshe might be crazy, but he's definitely crazy for her.

    • @yomamalover469
      @yomamalover469 3 місяці тому +11

      I got a story for you. Its called "the weeb who never showered"

  • @MimebladeGMail
    @MimebladeGMail 4 місяці тому +34932

    There was a point where A.B.A. didn't even know Flament was a weapon. She just thought he was a giant key she found attractive.

    • @KalicoKal
      @KalicoKal 4 місяці тому +2801

      soul eater relationship goals righ here

    • @Ragequit47
      @Ragequit47 4 місяці тому +1196

      guilty gear have some wacky weapon. recently i just found out that sol's weapon is a lighter.

    • @Bondrewd__21
      @Bondrewd__21 4 місяці тому +416

      @@Ragequit47most cool lighter made of 2 different weapons.

    • @skywoofyt5375
      @skywoofyt5375 4 місяці тому +262

      ​@@Ragequit47It's the sickest lighter in the entire world, you can use it like a slab of stone.

    • @henryadlerzando6460
      @henryadlerzando6460 4 місяці тому +28

      Thats not lore accurate at all

  • @Horro_rider
    @Horro_rider 3 місяці тому +24

    The key: help me

  • @zorancuga1236
    @zorancuga1236 2 місяці тому +5

    Crazy girl + depressed man
    =
    The perfect marriage

  • @obscuremix8198
    @obscuremix8198 4 місяці тому +790

    The voice actress did a magnificent job.

  • @scotginger4690
    @scotginger4690 4 місяці тому +4541

    Paracelsus my beloved... Wait who's that banging on my door? AHHH-

    • @Bababoi.
      @Bababoi. 4 місяці тому +14

      Get a life

    • @shin_nasrash
      @shin_nasrash 4 місяці тому +127

      ​@@Bababoi.if life is like video game everyone who have sex probably have infinite life because of mario technic

    • @Bababoi.
      @Bababoi. 4 місяці тому +10

      @@shin_nasrash i see. Thanks shinada

    • @bloocarracer333
      @bloocarracer333 3 місяці тому +3

      @@shin_nasrashI love homeless man ❤

    • @TheRealBlackSilenceFr
      @TheRealBlackSilenceFr 3 місяці тому +9

      Thanks shinada from yakuza 5​@@shin_nasrash

  • @Sky_Lin3_39
    @Sky_Lin3_39 3 місяці тому +46

    She’s seriously married to an oversized key 💀

    • @Sanguine_Vampyre
      @Sanguine_Vampyre Місяць тому +15

      He's actually a demon axe. He just looks like a key because ABA loves keys.

    • @PhantomGato-v-
      @PhantomGato-v- 21 день тому +1

      ​@@Sanguine_Vampyreand Magical Foci adapt to the visions of those who perceive them. Which means A.B.A was so obsessed with him being a key he stays a key.

  • @dalaw9660
    @dalaw9660 3 місяці тому +8

    “ Yeah, mom. I want her.”

  • @nutzeeber
    @nutzeeber 4 місяці тому +146

    I love how she still respect the key, hearing him compliment the fight and there's nothing she can do but agree with him

  • @Xtastic
    @Xtastic 4 місяці тому +6714

    Did shawty really grind on my man💀💀
    Nevermind
    Edit: im disappointed that this is my new most like comment, liked this shit ain't even as creative as my jjk hakari comment💀

    • @nicknick_nick
      @nicknick_nick 4 місяці тому +381

      Let me be the keyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    • @underplayer420
      @underplayer420 4 місяці тому +300

      I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME DAMN IT! NOT HIM! ITS NOT FAIR!!!

    • @paracelsus_aba
      @paracelsus_aba 4 місяці тому

      Should've seen her taunt in Isuka, she used him as a stripper pole. 😅😅😅

    • @PLASBEZ
      @PLASBEZ 4 місяці тому +67

      Does it stank?

    • @nicknick_nick
      @nicknick_nick 4 місяці тому +220

      @@PLASBEZ lets analyze. Shes artificial, but shes tailored to reality. She is also magically powered by what seems to mainly be blood. I dont think she has any incentives to take a shower.

  • @KITYxNIKY_rdx
    @KITYxNIKY_rdx 3 місяці тому +7

    SOS HELP PLEASE HOW TO STOP LOVING THIS CUTIE AND SCREAMING I'LL THROW HER🥰

  • @OaoFlamen
    @OaoFlamen 2 місяці тому +18

    I love how the key looks at the 4th wall like "Do you see what I have to deal with every day?

  • @vocalcalibration8033
    @vocalcalibration8033 4 місяці тому +477

    My man is in an abusive relationship. Somebody save my guy!

    • @TheKenchanx
      @TheKenchanx 4 місяці тому +168

      Considering his past, it's poetic karma

    • @flynnfarron
      @flynnfarron 3 місяці тому +232

      In the arcade ending, they talk it through and work everything out. It's actually a pretty healthy relationship, weirdly enough.

    • @gutterman7561
      @gutterman7561 3 місяці тому +86

      I feel like a man dying of thirst while watching a key rust in a lake

    • @user-xf4lb3cz3s
      @user-xf4lb3cz3s 3 місяці тому

      ​@@gutterman7561🔑

    • @josh___something
      @josh___something 3 місяці тому +70

      My guy wants to be there, apparently. Let him cook, they might just work this out.

  • @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062
    @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 4 місяці тому +599

    I cant believe he actually fixed her

    • @majahultgren5368
      @majahultgren5368 4 місяці тому +179

      Girl she is NOT fixed💀

    • @realislit8064
      @realislit8064 4 місяці тому +86

      Thats the fixed version?

    • @04cassiusphanthanhbinhjake
      @04cassiusphanthanhbinhjake 4 місяці тому +74

      ​​@@realislit8064this is when she have something to lose and hang on to and have some loose screw
      Just imagine when she has nothing else to lose and nothing holding her back
      How crazy she'll be

    • @04cassiusphanthanhbinhjake
      @04cassiusphanthanhbinhjake 4 місяці тому +11

      ​@@majahultgren5368n no, she is.... To a degree anyways

    • @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062
      @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 4 місяці тому

      @@realislit8064 fortunately

  • @Datsmileyboi
    @Datsmileyboi 3 місяці тому +2

    “Anime isn’t weird you’re just trying to be different”
    *wroooong* 🤣

  • @bingchilling3914
    @bingchilling3914 Місяць тому +2

    "I can fix her..."
    "I want her to make me worse..."

  • @sv32099
    @sv32099 4 місяці тому +476

    The one where paracelsus compliments the opponent and A.B.A. gets jealous is hilarious and badass if they actually win the next round

  • @urmommahouse494
    @urmommahouse494 4 місяці тому +286

    Every a huge key pulled...the bloodline ends with me😢

    • @WanderingAwayToTheNextDay0513
      @WanderingAwayToTheNextDay0513 3 місяці тому +9

      Don’t worry, keep trying. And don’t rush, it will happen when it does and for good reason.

    • @Brush421
      @Brush421 3 місяці тому +8

      "If a huge key found love you can too"
      -Bob Ross

    • @LDAR
      @LDAR 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Brush421 To be fair, the love found him. I’m not sure he even wants it

    • @spectacledWolf
      @spectacledWolf 3 місяці тому

      it's a cartoon woman, she's not real. also, don't settle for crazy just because you want to make a baby. you'll regret it.

  • @thePokemonmaster141
    @thePokemonmaster141 3 місяці тому +12

    I love how animated she is makes me want to pick this game up

  • @ryuuko123
    @ryuuko123 3 місяці тому +6

    I randomly come across this video and holy shit, the facial expressions look sick as hell.

  • @PossiblyTheRealSirSqualo
    @PossiblyTheRealSirSqualo 4 місяці тому +239

    A.B.A’s little swinging off of him was always super cute to me

    • @soon_to_emerge
      @soon_to_emerge 3 місяці тому +6

      I don’t know this character, but she looks so innocent t wen she does that xd Very adorable

  • @rotlove2382
    @rotlove2382 4 місяці тому +243

    well he is the KEY to her heart

  • @AlexanderJones-jj2tj
    @AlexanderJones-jj2tj 2 місяці тому +4

    Just realised, her shirt is made from jeans. What else is missing? A door?

  • @NebulaBubbles
    @NebulaBubbles 3 місяці тому +2

    THESE TWO ARE HAUNTING ME WHAT DID I DO

  • @alexavier1696
    @alexavier1696 4 місяці тому +786

    I love when Paracelsus has to pull A.B.A. up from the ground like
    “Girl, will you please stop that? We are in public.”
    😂

    • @ladyvictoria820
      @ladyvictoria820 3 місяці тому +24

      Their interactions with each other are so cute 😂

    • @Elementroar
      @Elementroar 3 місяці тому +8

      This is cos ABA used to GRIND on him back in XX/AC mid-battle! In the audio drama CD, when he morphed into his Moroha mode (the goat head form), this REALLY gets ABA excited and she starts rubbing on him and they added the rubbing sound effects LOL! He started yelling at her to stop rubbing up at him and to get her head in the game/battle lol!

    • @ladyvictoria820
      @ladyvictoria820 3 місяці тому +3

      @@Elementroar AYO WTF!? ABA A FREAK FOR REAL FOR REAL! 😭🤣

    • @Elementroar
      @Elementroar 3 місяці тому

      @@ladyvictoria820 You can find that audio drama online here somewhere lol. Search for Night of Knives vol2, and it’ll also have a link to the English transcript in its description

  • @smithbabies7886
    @smithbabies7886 4 місяці тому +278

    I hate how this is actually a relatively good relationship. Only ones that really beat it are Sol and Jack`o (the guy who had to kill his wife like 5 times and the murder machine), and that's mostly it. Holy shit.

    • @trashtoast7007
      @trashtoast7007 4 місяці тому +10

      Does ky not count

    • @hoodless_1
      @hoodless_1 4 місяці тому +28

      @@trashtoast7007 Age gap /sarcasm

    • @trashtoast7007
      @trashtoast7007 4 місяці тому +2

      @hoodless_1 then in the same way, Jacko and sol is rocky as well

    • @hoodless_1
      @hoodless_1 4 місяці тому +15

      @@trashtoast7007 Eh, inconclusive?
      If I cloned you, the clone is not the same as an infant, right?
      That is more or less what happened with Jack-o. Unlike Dizzy, who just grew really fast (and absorbed more information than an average 3 year old would).
      Then again I was sarcastic with the og comment, and also I'm not really a lorehead

    • @smithbabies7886
      @smithbabies7886 4 місяці тому +7

      @@trashtoast7007 ky does count but his relationship is rockier than sol's mostly because he's a king, he shipped off his 3 year old to live with sol before he realised sol forgot to feed him, and he's married to a 6 year old who skipped childhood and got an express way path straight to getting laid by a racist

  • @GoibniuNihiliste
    @GoibniuNihiliste 3 місяці тому +5

    This game has more story telling in its taunts than most shows out today.

  • @TiberiusTheLivingLegend
    @TiberiusTheLivingLegend Місяць тому +1

    This seems like a very healthy relationship 🙂

  • @tevintabbi7303
    @tevintabbi7303 4 місяці тому +101

    "I can fix her"
    Nah....Imma be part of the problem

  • @afanofstuff9123
    @afanofstuff9123 4 місяці тому +38

    Yo she really throwing it back
    Damn girl control yourself he's already as hard as steel

  • @KyranisaurusRex
    @KyranisaurusRex 3 місяці тому +3

    This just randomly popped up on my feed. I'm so confused and concerned at the same time 😂 wtf is happening 🤣

  • @user-ek9me6hx5b
    @user-ek9me6hx5b 3 місяці тому +1

    The same people who simp for a fucking object:

  • @KefthGaming
    @KefthGaming 4 місяці тому +32

    "Shes Just A Little Crazy Bro"
    She :

  • @WIFEOFMODOK
    @WIFEOFMODOK 3 місяці тому +207

    SOMEONE SAID THAT I WAS LIKE HER 💀

    • @thats_someone
      @thats_someone 3 місяці тому +24

      💀

    • @Trigger-H4ppy
      @Trigger-H4ppy 3 місяці тому +30

      I can fix you

    • @canam166
      @canam166 3 місяці тому +18

      You're​ perfect

    • @freakillusion
      @freakillusion 3 місяці тому +24

      You're not the only one dude. My partner was like "yeah she's you if you were completely unhinged... I mean more than you already are". Honestly they aren't wrong unfortunately

    • @dotcom8803
      @dotcom8803 3 місяці тому +10

      That's tough man💀

  • @devilsMasquerade
    @devilsMasquerade 10 днів тому

    They’re perfect for each other

  • @jarviscoltrane2945
    @jarviscoltrane2945 3 місяці тому +2

    I like the old style of the key where it turns into an actual demonic antler skull when she feeds it with blood

    • @PhantomGato-v-
      @PhantomGato-v- 21 день тому

      The old version was Paracelsus taking over A.B.A, while the new versions are either A.B.A taking over Paracelsus (jealous rage) or both of them working together to their maximum capabilities (the red axe thingy)

  • @IcarusMundi
    @IcarusMundi 4 місяці тому +45

    Bro said “😬”

  • @arymullins8295
    @arymullins8295 4 місяці тому +812

    Kingdom hearts character but more edgy

    • @khmasterva6919
      @khmasterva6919 4 місяці тому +40

      as a KH Fan, this is funny.

    • @Cure-Skywalker
      @Cure-Skywalker 4 місяці тому +15

      Keyblade wielders stronger than Xehanort

    • @saiyanation3548
      @saiyanation3548 4 місяці тому +9

      It's hilarious how true this is

    • @drakevoidwalker
      @drakevoidwalker 3 місяці тому +11

      "I see...so *_that's_* a Keyblade"

    • @FartSticksXDlol
      @FartSticksXDlol 3 місяці тому +2

      @@Cure-Skywalkeryou put up a good fight

  • @kidMRtGamesOFFICIAL
    @kidMRtGamesOFFICIAL 3 місяці тому +1

    He has that "Fuckin' HELP ME!" look. 😂😂

  • @GZArtGolbez
    @GZArtGolbez 3 місяці тому +1

    Key:We just friend
    Me:Bro you dead by her then 😳

  • @gnomegguy69
    @gnomegguy69 4 місяці тому +41

    THE KEY FUCKING SPEAKS!?

    • @TheKenchanx
      @TheKenchanx 4 місяці тому +28

      He's an ancient demonic axe. Of COURSE he talks.

    • @gnomegguy69
      @gnomegguy69 4 місяці тому +25

      @@TheKenchanx oh... Didn't know that he was a demon axe... HE'S A DEMON AXE!?

    • @louie5256
      @louie5256 3 місяці тому +1

      HE'S NOT "THE" ITS HIM....ITS MY HUSB-

    • @Da_Choppa
      @Da_Choppa 3 місяці тому +1

      He has a name

  • @missingat859
    @missingat859 4 місяці тому +48

    Throwing it back on a key blade is a common event kingdom heart 4

  • @kevonking8157
    @kevonking8157 3 місяці тому +4

    I've fallen for them

  • @Always_have
    @Always_have 2 місяці тому +1

    The key got rizz

  • @aitanacruz9882
    @aitanacruz9882 4 місяці тому +69

    She has good taste.

  • @specter1691
    @specter1691 4 місяці тому +28

    She straight up took a whole bite outta him 😭

  • @lightennight8836
    @lightennight8836 2 місяці тому +1

    This short is what made me look into Guilty Gear.

  • @minkiedinks
    @minkiedinks 3 місяці тому +1

    calm down girl he's all yours

  • @orangejuice9631
    @orangejuice9631 4 місяці тому +46

    Yooo this character is so well animated. Gotta say big W from the studio that makes guilty gear (I don't play guilty gear)

    • @longbeing
      @longbeing 4 місяці тому +9

      Her battle animations are great too. Guilty Gear Strive has a lot of real weirdos, but her weird frantic movements and the way the goopy key moves really sells the idea that they’re still the weirdest, even by Guilty Gear standards.
      (It’s made by Arc System Works btw)

  • @DUMMSWAG
    @DUMMSWAG 4 місяці тому +95

    Somebody save bro he’s been blinked 30 times😭

  • @RichtofenDr
    @RichtofenDr 3 місяці тому +3

    Paracelsus: I've accepted this in my life, but seriously what is wrong with this woman?

  • @EiShatMaiSelf
    @EiShatMaiSelf 3 місяці тому +1

    I can’t with that biting sound😭

  • @randomledgelord3997
    @randomledgelord3997 4 місяці тому +92

    “IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME! NOT HIM! It SHOULD’VE BEEN MEEEEEEE!!!”

  • @strykertron232
    @strykertron232 4 місяці тому +34

    Dude, wink with your left eye if you need help.

  • @Ash_NuggTato
    @Ash_NuggTato 7 днів тому

    Her saying "keep your leering eyes off my husband" makes me think of juvia talking about gray

  • @DageD214
    @DageD214 3 місяці тому +1

    What a happy marriage feels like I’m missing all, a lot aren’t I?😂😂

  • @AUTOMATON_GRUNT
    @AUTOMATON_GRUNT 4 місяці тому +71

    If its not broken, dont fix it

  • @danielhuertas3129
    @danielhuertas3129 3 місяці тому +1

    I laughed so hard when a.b.a's heart shatters just for paracelsus giving some respect to the opponent 😂😂

  • @Quaxly_Joestar_
    @Quaxly_Joestar_ 19 годин тому

    This wasy first piece of guilty gear content ever shown to me and then my friend reccomended it and now... 100+hrs

  • @tutsebhatu6495
    @tutsebhatu6495 4 місяці тому +157

    shed be such a cool cosplay

    • @mr.wizbiz.2917
      @mr.wizbiz.2917 4 місяці тому +6

      facts my man

    • @longbeing
      @longbeing 4 місяці тому +11

      Even if you tried your best to make a lightweight Paracelsus, I think you’d still need to be kinda jacked if you wanted to carry it anywhere.

    • @weirdsoupcartoonsyeah
      @weirdsoupcartoonsyeah 4 місяці тому +8

      @@longbeingstyrofoam

    • @Uhlersoth77
      @Uhlersoth77 3 місяці тому +6

      Most GG characters would make a great cosplay. I don't know who designs them, but you can tell a lot of care was put into them.

    • @tutsebhatu6495
      @tutsebhatu6495 3 місяці тому

      @@longbeing lol yea

  • @LowellLucasJr.
    @LowellLucasJr. 4 місяці тому +45

    I am so jealous of that key right now😂❤

  • @Kenjaku1000
    @Kenjaku1000 3 місяці тому

    Most wholesome husband and wife moment..

  • @Roarless
    @Roarless 3 місяці тому +1

    damn she's the most sanest person alive

  • @dreadnaught1445
    @dreadnaught1445 4 місяці тому +77

    God i wish thar was me...

    • @xXMango_jellyXx
      @xXMango_jellyXx 4 місяці тому +6

      I know this will sound weird but I got weirder friends, which one are we talking about here?

    • @dreadnaught1445
      @dreadnaught1445 4 місяці тому +12

      @@xXMango_jellyXx I wanna be either the bandages or the rope she's biting.

    • @FunandGamesz
      @FunandGamesz 4 місяці тому +2

      @@dreadnaught1445 WHAT :O

    • @misterboxhead3045
      @misterboxhead3045 4 місяці тому +2

      I wish I was aba

    • @personal5855
      @personal5855 4 місяці тому +1

      Pfp sauce?

  • @notlit7048
    @notlit7048 4 місяці тому +147

    idk who they are but i feel like the key doesn't like her whenever the girl gets too physical,
    it's like the key wants a divorce 😂

    • @charnor2727
      @charnor2727 4 місяці тому +96

      They're still figuring out how to actually work together on having a healthier life.

    • @VallenChaosValiant
      @VallenChaosValiant 4 місяці тому +184

      This is actually an ironic portrayal of a classic trope. The key is actually an axe containing a powerful blood thirsty demon, and the demon forced the person to use him to commit acts of violence to feed him blood. Eventually the user feeds their own blood to the weapon until they die. Then they find the next victim.
      Except, this time the user is a powerful flesh golem who refuse to die and genuinely love the axe. And the axe over the decades start to care for her and stops sucking her blood for her safety.
      Spoiler:
      The new arc is that ABA is actually started to mutate the key because SHE is corrupting HIM. She was effectively killing him because of her emotional state. Because ABA know the key never loved her back. But eventually the key told her they care work something out between them and not to be so jealous all the time.

    • @Offtheset
      @Offtheset 4 місяці тому +18

      @@VallenChaosValiant Thank you for the explanation!! I’ve been so curious of their relationship

    • @orlando780
      @orlando780 4 місяці тому +64

      ​@@VallenChaosValiant So its an abusive relationship (from both sides) thats trying to learn to grow better and become healthy? Neat

    • @fischio-gc-hides5994
      @fischio-gc-hides5994 4 місяці тому +16

      ​@@VallenChaosValiant for wgat i was tild aba not only is jelous because she was alone for 10 years but also because paracelsus actively tried to get away from her before and manipulated her for his bloodtirsth that made her more jelous and paranoid about being alone again

  • @CyDial-qo7xx
    @CyDial-qo7xx 3 місяці тому +1

    please turn me into a sentient 7 foot tall key.

  • @gabtv5388
    @gabtv5388 3 місяці тому +1

    It went from : "I wish i was the key." to "I'm glad that i'm not the key."

  • @thelaughingman6975
    @thelaughingman6975 4 місяці тому +37

    I dont want to fix her because its those flaws that i love