As a bonus, if the opponent is finished by a brutality, after Shao Kahn announces "Brutality!" this plays after: Matt: "That's kind of a fatality..." Pat: "Noooooooooooo!"
This is one of those games you show off to your middle school friends saying, "This my big brother's game, it's so cool but it's hard! He's really good at it though he knows everything.!".
Pat and Matt pretty much acted out my comment, it's almost spot on. Pat being the little brother that keeps asking you to do the damn thing while you just wanna play the video game without trying to be cool. It's cute in a weird way.
I think they're using a trick that modern horror games use: if 1/3 of the environment is pitch black, then you only need to render 2/3 of the environment. The stuff you actually render can look really good then and still play nice with the hardware.
Every time somebody even *mentions* AMV's I just go "I can't." I've seen some fuckin shit in my day...apparently a lot of folks think Linkin Park goes well with *every second* of DBZ 😂
Shitstorm Secrets Vol. 5: It is a little-known fact that Australia is actually a country of stand users. The claws and fangs of the local Australian wildlife are constructed of the same material as the arrow, and thus, when Australian children undergo the sacred rite of circumcision by drop-bear, they are either unworthy and die, or they develop their stand, for that is the only way a human may survive in the harsh prison-republic of Australia. Hirohiko Araki has noted that Australia was the inspiration for Stone Ocean. Steve Irwin and his stand『CROCODILE ROCK』was one such famous user who passed away during the fight with『STING』.
I love Pat yelling "fatality" like a kid clamoring for the hero to win. I imagine he yelled this all the time in church when h hoped to get thew chance to suplex a priest and then fatality him.
This game is basically what would happen if Todd McFarlane, Myazaki, and Rob Zombie were locked in a room together and left to rot with nothing but a programing team made up of monkeys and a ps one between them. Once the monkeys polished off their copy of Shakespeare, THEN we'd get this game.
Well, Araki would just use his Stand to escape, and wouldn't help at all. Miyazaki would try for a while, but then go work on another, better project. Meanwhile, the others would go on to make this game, only it would somehow be worse, and significantly more pretentious. It would star Joaquin Phoenix, and would get suspiciously good press at E3.
I remember playing that Splinter Cell game's demo back in the day and spending probably like an hour just walking through the curtain, using weapons on it, throwing things at it and messing with ragdoll in that game. That stuff blew my mind at the time. I love seeing physics engine improvements/innovations.
I used to be obsessed with ragboll physics back in the day. Was the coolest shit in the world to me. I used knock guards out, then carry them to high ground and toss them off ledges to see what happened. Sometimes the body would fall on top of a guard and knock him out too, lol.
when Shrek super slam came about...you know Blazblue is in the bottom of a barrel in another dimension inherited by woolie worshipping pie eating rape demons
Props to the video description giving a lovely break from paying attention to the ads playing before the video actually plays. Shitstorms are the BEST LPs!
Benny Trinh Believe me, I did. They usually either have a fair mix, or they save the good/decent stuff for toward the end, or there's literally nothing and it's a classic TBF shitshow. Anatomy was just too strong this year.
and so dukester proceeded to churn his butter vigorously thinking of that nice girl in dukester band class, unfortunately dukester ran out of country crock low sodium butter, soon dukester ended up churning so rough dukester used the salty tears dukester secreted after watching the saddest cinemas of all time, Adam Sandler movies
Dragon's Dogma brightness is fine. I remember watching some dude's impressions on Dragon's Dogma, days before the PC release, and how he loved that it's super dark at night when you wonder off into the wilds. Then you get your lantern wet and can't see shit, and gotta use skills like Firewall to light your surroundings, it's great. Even the Souls games, starting from Demon's Souls give you an infinite light source. Of course, later on in DD you get things like Elite Lantern on Bitterblack Isle and it never runs out of oil and darkness won't bother you as much.
Nah, what Pat was saying is that if you go off the in game brightness test (adjust so you can barely see the dragon) the game is too dark. (Like how during the day there are certain areas of Gran Soren that are pitch fucking black). So you gotta adjust it to be a bit brighter than the game tells you to.
I think Pat discovered the right amount of inflection to get Matt to laugh at mundane shit, by basically imitating Matt's constant delivery of "YEEEEEEAH, BABY RIDER!!!!!"
Shitstorm fact number #130- in the intros of Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection, We see a short with zack eating Matt and hear Pat screaming, This scream is actually what Pat sounds like......
Funny story, my Fencing instructor once told us how he did a Fleche at the start of an official match and got the point because the opponent never expected it. Opening with a finisher is totally legit.
This is some high quality Best Friends. Pat losing his shit, Matt doing his classic "scared" yell. I love how Pat deadpan agrees with goofy stuff Matt says. Also, those infinite combos in the last room were filthy. Nerf Nightmare Creature Man.
i like to think that many years ago, hidetaka miyazaki was playing nightmare creatured with the same skeez face woolie had while staring at that cammy cosplayer
i didnt remember that this game had a metal as Fuck intro. all i remember when playing this game is not playing this game because disc cover is so spooky, creatures is creepy, and story is scary. what a baby am i back then
They mentioned that the lighting effect while swimming is just like Tomb Raider at one point. Then I had this playing in the background while I was working on something and heard the door opening effect and got the most wicked sense of nostalgia because lo and behold, it's unmistakably the door-opening sound in the original PS1 Tomb Raider games. At least this game is useful for dredging up good memories. :P
This seems like, the most try-hard, edgy, "No kids I swear, Linkin Park is cool you guys!" kind of game ever conceived just from the fucking intro cutscene alone. And the first one was so gothic and cool-looking and eldritch horror...'ey'. It's so fucking funny I love it.
everett von scott Meh. To each there own I guess. You enjoy being an edgy teenager from the 2000's, and I'll enjoy being a British Queen fan from the 80's.
What? Crazy Steve from The Decay?! I knew you'd come! There needs to be a "9 year old Super Best Friends" gimmick series of videos. I will cheer on this idea from the sidelines. Fayetaliddy!
I'm liking this shitstorm so far. Most of the games haven't been that scary so far and I'll be able to go to sleep toni- *witnessing the pure ugliness that is Nightmare Creatures II* Oh... oh god no.
I want a Mortal Kombat mod that adds Pat's "FATALITEEEEEEEE" to the game whenever you pull one off.
"Yeah! Do it!"
*Kenshi rips out his opponent's skull*
"YEAH! FATALITY! *KEEEEEEEN*"
As a bonus, if the opponent is finished by a brutality, after Shao Kahn announces "Brutality!" this plays after:
Matt: "That's kind of a fatality..."
Pat: "Noooooooooooo!"
Gotta make sure ur invisible while doing it tho
*invisiblessed
That will be cool! xD
I love how Pat's 90s teenager persona just talks eye-to-eye with Matt's regular personality.
This is one of those games you show off to your middle school friends saying, "This my big brother's game, it's so cool but it's hard! He's really good at it though he knows everything.!".
Dude that's 100% true.
that was a LOT of games in the 90s, especially ones with Fatalities
HE KNOWS THE SECRET MOVES!
This is the game that the freind your mom didn't want you hanging out with owned. You know the 'bad kid'.
Pat and Matt pretty much acted out my comment, it's almost spot on. Pat being the little brother that keeps asking you to do the damn thing while you just wanna play the video game without trying to be cool. It's cute in a weird way.
Anyone else impressed by the graphics? There's a lot of detail, including animations, for a PS1 game.
I think they're using a trick that modern horror games use: if 1/3 of the environment is pitch black, then you only need to render 2/3 of the environment. The stuff you actually render can look really good then and still play nice with the hardware.
+TrumpKingsly Yeah, it reminds me of how Silent Hill 1 used "Fog".
DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES,
AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES
I SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY
DRAGUUULAAAA
DO IT BABY!! DO IT BABY!! BURN LIKE AN ANIMAL!!
Julia Taylor SLIPPING THROUGH THE TREES,
STRANGLING THE BREEZE
Thats was a funny song to play in JSR
GOD HATES THE LORDS OF SALEM
Man, I still think that guy is awesome.
*fatalitttty! get iiiiiiim!*
fuccin Pat, such a cute kid.
FATALITY!
A cute ginger kid
I don't think so...
TTKB Childlike Wonder Pat is high tier.
It's my new text tone.
"Fatality...No-o-o!"
I may have to change it to "Bite his dick...FATALITY!"
To this day Pat saying "Fatality!" is still one of my favorite things on this channel.
Love it when Pat starts acting his Height.
This is so aggressively Playstation.
Them edgy polygons
No other platform had games that were so desirably ugly. It was the 90's-est gaming system - and that's coming from someone who owned a Genesis.
"Nightmare Creatures 2" might be the most aggressively PlayStation title name too.
Just add ": Electric Boogaloo" and its God tier.
Puraystashon.
Not just the console but the concept, the stereotype. It's the game from Grandma's Boy.
The new Bloodbourne DLC's looking pretty good.
lol
Lets hope there's bluuuuuuddd
There's always room for more bluuuuuuddd
Let's just hope it's not Chris' bluud!
It has a certain old-world charm.
I was losing my shit when Pat kept going on the fatality voice.
The intro to this game is some shit I'd make into an AMV back in high school...
Every time somebody even *mentions* AMV's I just go "I can't."
I've seen some fuckin shit in my day...apparently a lot of folks think Linkin Park goes well with *every second* of DBZ 😂
DBZ?
i think you mean naruto
naw bro, inly thing that works with linkin park is bleach
jacob peterson the anime or tasty beverage?
thats for you to decide
I wish all games were as simple as having a friend telling you to suddenly master them and then you do exactly that.
Shitstorm Secrets Vol. 5:
It is a little-known fact that Australia is actually a country of stand users. The claws and fangs of the local Australian wildlife are constructed of the same material as the arrow, and thus, when Australian children undergo the sacred rite of circumcision by drop-bear, they are either unworthy and die, or they develop their stand, for that is the only way a human may survive in the harsh prison-republic of Australia. Hirohiko Araki has noted that Australia was the inspiration for Stone Ocean. Steve Irwin and his stand『CROCODILE ROCK』was one such famous user who passed away during the fight with『STING』.
The worst of everything is there after all!
Confirmed by Factlord Woolie!
Goddamnit that sounds so fucking awesome. also true story
Bondage-chan goddamnit. That is way better lore for the death of Steve Irwin than we actually got
Top comment two videos in a row? Is this even *Legal*?
Then what's Yahtzee's stand then?
I didn't even know they made another one of these. This'll be a treat.
thank you, ma'am
Would YOU dig through the dithes and burn through the witches I slam in the back of my dragula?
Soliduz Znake
I would cry out "Do the fatality!"
Soliduz Znake
"KEEEEEEEEEEEEN"
Here I am, while you eat!
Congrats on 3,900 video uploads. Now, only roughly 35,000 more and you'll be nearing dspgaming.
at least the circle jerking in their streams are for kojima and not their dicks
There's such a thing as dreaming too big, spooky.
There's no such thing as a dream too big. You too can be a youtuber with almost forty thousand gaming videos.
Is that a gift or a curse?
who made your profile picture soliduz\
My goal in life it to be like the protagonist in this game.
Andy from Stitched Together Pics is already there
SO EDGY
Yes! A Boots to Reboots fan! I thought the same thing.
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESOOOORT
I love Pat yelling "fatality" like a kid clamoring for the hero to win. I imagine he yelled this all the time in church when h hoped to get thew chance to suplex a priest and then fatality him.
*Priest*: And so god smote the disbelievers with fire and tidal waves
*Babby Pat*: Yeah! *DEW A FATALITEE!*
Pat's perfectly calibrated TV strikes again
Can we get a sound mod for MK that replaces the announcer's voice for FATALITY with 12 year old baby Pat?
Dlc that'd actually be worth it
Yeeeeeeah! A FATALITY!
Keeeeeeeen!
with 63 likes, thats a HELL YEAH
This game is basically what would happen if Todd McFarlane, Myazaki, and Rob Zombie were locked in a room together and left to rot with nothing but a programing team made up of monkeys and a ps one between them.
Once the monkeys polished off their copy of Shakespeare, THEN we'd get this game.
might we also add hirohiko araki and david cage?
Well, Araki would just use his Stand to escape, and wouldn't help at all. Miyazaki would try for a while, but then go work on another, better project. Meanwhile, the others would go on to make this game, only it would somehow be worse, and significantly more pretentious. It would star Joaquin Phoenix, and would get suspiciously good press at E3.
@@MisanthropicMarxist You're talking a lot of shit.
You imagine how quickly most horror movies would be over if the main character had a Stand? Pumpkinhead can't do shit to Star Platinum.
A xenomorph :HIIIIIIS!
A sexy teen: Magician's red!
*Burns xenomorph alive*
Me: I don't remember this from the movie.
I want to see jailhouse rock make Michael Myers forget what the fuck hes doing for like 2 hours
General rule: horror movies stop being scary when you have SUperman right next to you.
fool, pumpkinhead IS a stand.
Starplat's cheating, though. He's just OP in general. You get Echoes Act 1 or Hermit Purple (your pick). That's your resource vs. Pumpkinhead.
Mummy Rick Flair monster lol omg I love these guys. Miss them.
I just wanted to finally say i appreciate the opening animation super fucking hard. Its so good.
Look at that edge, all sharp and polygonal!
my eyes are bleeding just from glancing at this razor sharp edging
Edge
I remember playing that Splinter Cell game's demo back in the day and spending probably like an hour just walking through the curtain, using weapons on it, throwing things at it and messing with ragdoll in that game. That stuff blew my mind at the time. I love seeing physics engine improvements/innovations.
I used to be obsessed with ragboll physics back in the day. Was the coolest shit in the world to me. I used knock guards out, then carry them to high ground and toss them off ledges to see what happened. Sometimes the body would fall on top of a guard and knock him out too, lol.
DLC for Hatred looking good.
How does one expand on that level of edge?
This is the mission of the Starship Edge. To seek out new edge, and new edgelords.
preorder and get the rob zombie death baby gore vampire soaked beanie...in...dead fetus small..midlord of death.. or lord of edge large!!
I like the changes to the main character...makes him slightly more likeable and human.
I really feel like Pat was at his finest in this video.
I wish I made this, vampire drama rape is one of the best!
👑 R E A L I T Y K I N G S 👑
Brazzers
Get out of here, Kageh!
NO! Bag Caghe!,bad!..down boy!
Holy fuck I thought you were just a myth
I'm actually from the town that Marilyn Manson went to high school at. Sometimes he just goes to the mall and shops with his mom
*BOTTOM OF THE BARREL, BOYS!*
*WELCOME!!!*
Remember how Shrek Super Slam was a Fisticuffs?
The bottom of the barrel is farther away than we think...much, much farther..
when Shrek super slam came about...you know Blazblue is in the bottom of a barrel in another dimension inherited by woolie worshipping pie eating rape demons
After a while you'll realize that the Super Best Friends don't scrape the bottom of the barrel, they live there...
After a while you'll realize that the Super Best Friends don't scrape the bottom of the barrel, they live there...
There is no bottom to this barrel. It is a never ending void of darkness.
I hope they play more legitimate horror games, watching them play anatomy was awesome.
Horror is a term that fits this game fine. It's not less "legitimate" just because it's not scary.
The fact that this game exists is much scarier to me than Anatomy.
Yeah I hope so too dude.
i didn't think anatomy was that good 😞
Wait, wait, wait.... you aren't scared?
I think Pat turned into Matt in this episode.
El Superbeasto needs to be in Lucha Underground.
OMG Right?
Oh shit, not only JoJo, not only SBF, but also wrestling? xD you're the best!
"the Japanese do it every day"
So rub one out for the USA
pkwva Isaac Clarke
"THE USA!!!!"
man that movie was pretty much a thinly veiled softcore porn movie but it was pretty funny.
i dont usually laugh at the word "fatality" but Pat made it kind of funny.
Props to the video description giving a lovely break from paying attention to the ads playing before the video actually plays. Shitstorms are the BEST LPs!
I fucking love Demoniod Phenomenon
24:15 Let it be known that this is the first and perhaps only recorded instance of Matt saying Pat's Mom is hot.
The main character looks like he's Marilyn Manson cosplaying as Hush
matts scream at 26:08 is great
This may be the first Shitstorm that starts off incredibly scary and then immediately plummets for the rest of the month.
Did you even watch the past shitstorms?
Benny Trinh Believe me, I did. They usually either have a fair mix, or they save the good/decent stuff for toward the end, or there's literally nothing and it's a classic TBF shitshow. Anatomy was just too strong this year.
I see you've come from the future.
Try not to cut yourself playing this Matt.
Beware of the EDGE...
Them sharp polygonal edges as well...
In the first few minutes of this video I almost caught myself writing some *dark poetry* about myself in third person...phew...
Dukester3456 Don't let all that edge control you man!
and so dukester proceeded to churn his butter vigorously thinking of that nice girl in dukester band class, unfortunately dukester ran out of country crock low sodium butter, soon dukester ended up churning so rough dukester used the salty tears dukester secreted after watching the saddest cinemas of all time, Adam Sandler movies
Dragon's Dogma brightness is fine. I remember watching some dude's impressions on Dragon's Dogma, days before the PC release, and how he loved that it's super dark at night when you wonder off into the wilds. Then you get your lantern wet and can't see shit, and gotta use skills like Firewall to light your surroundings, it's great. Even the Souls games, starting from Demon's Souls give you an infinite light source.
Of course, later on in DD you get things like Elite Lantern on Bitterblack Isle and it never runs out of oil and darkness won't bother you as much.
Nah, what Pat was saying is that if you go off the in game brightness test (adjust so you can barely see the dragon) the game is too dark. (Like how during the day there are certain areas of Gran Soren that are pitch fucking black). So you gotta adjust it to be a bit brighter than the game tells you to.
Goddammit... Pat sounded like a cute kid in this one lol
Some boys and girls went down to the old lake to play hankey pankey, and they didn't come back...
What happened to your spooky face?
Benny Trinh changing it every thursday, this time its a simple pumpkin :)
i look quite good on you misaka-chan!
pats adorable 8 year old voice when he screams FATALITY is the cutest thing
My little Pat can't be this cute!
24:00 Pat has regressed into a child.
He found true happiness in the most unexpected of places.
"The spookiest horror you'll ever see,
is a ginger doofus saying 'Fatality'."
(So says Mr. Stewart.)
Serious props to whoever is writing the descriptions for these
*Seek Rob Zombie to transcend the Hunt.*
Having serious Twisted Metal flashbacks....
the fatality moans had me rolling
what a wonderful intro to nightmare creatures 2
Those attack animations...jesus it's like playing as a jack in the box with an ax.
I love horror movies and that intro is next level awesome. Seriously 2Snacks, great job.
Not as scary as Omikron.
That's just unfair.
This is a aesthetic horror, whereas omikron is psychological.
Omikron is psychological torture.
I want a full let's play of this.
Two best friends are dropping some SICK big comfy couch references. 10 second tidy everyone!
This is the game Bloodbourne could only wish it was.
25:40 keeeeeEEEENN
The Shittiest of Storms.
The Bloodiest of Bornes.
Oh God, I see the emo from here.
I smelled it from here. It smells like guy liner and nihilism.
smells like Nickelback and motherlove..with a hint of suburban demographics consisting of Caucasian descent
SuchALustForFries And is that *sniff sniff* a hint fellow black people? NANI?!
+SuchALustForFries Not Nickelback, which I don't consider edgy at all. More like "Late 90's Bad Industrial Band".
says the person with a Raven avatar
I think Pat discovered the right amount of inflection to get Matt to laugh at mundane shit, by basically imitating Matt's constant delivery of "YEEEEEEAH, BABY RIDER!!!!!"
Come on, the best friends have been dealing with Nightmare creatures the entire time, Woolie, David Cage, Plague
Jumpscare count and times spoiler:
LOOK AT THAT OPENING. THERE'S YOUR ANSWER.
Just when I was about to take a shit too. Perfect timing!
I've been wanting you guys to play this for fuckin years, this is my absolute favorite horror game, I don't even care if you rip on it hardcore
IGN gave this game an 8.3.
basically an 8.
It's a pretty good game.
bennymountain1 that's not how numbers work
Shitstorm fact number #130- in the intros of Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection, We see a short with zack eating Matt and hear Pat screaming, This scream is actually what Pat sounds like......
for a moment there I thought UA-cam froze showing the video but it was just the game's intro
Funny story, my Fencing instructor once told us how he did a Fleche at the start of an official match and got the point because the opponent never expected it. Opening with a finisher is totally legit.
Pat entered his second childhood
23:57 reason you are here
I’m here for “dig through the ditches. And burn through the witches. Yeeaaahh!”
I'm here for FATALITEEE
I still havent figured out where the audio from the intro comes from
Rob Zombie - Demonoid Phenomenon
i think he meant the audio for the shitstrom intro
My guess is some super old horror movie, but yeah, good luck finding it if that's the case.
old horror movie called the uncanny
thanks yall!
4:34 Rob Zombie think he slick
HE dabbin
Pat drunk too much koopy juice and turned into Liam
This is some high quality Best Friends. Pat losing his shit, Matt doing his classic "scared" yell. I love how Pat deadpan agrees with goofy stuff Matt says.
Also, those infinite combos in the last room were filthy. Nerf Nightmare Creature Man.
Pat is just killing it in this video.
Also, that is clearly a gutbuster, not a backbreaker. Tch, what kinda smarks are you guys?
i like to think that many years ago, hidetaka miyazaki was playing nightmare creatured with the same skeez face woolie had while staring at that cammy cosplayer
1:43 Oh we're off to a rollicking good start!
I was having a bad day, and then Pat wouldn't stop talking about Fatalities. Now i'm all good. 23:22
HOW HAVE I NOT HEARD OF THIS GAME BEFORE IT'S FUCKING AMAZING!!
OH NEAT, WHAT A TREAT, NOW I CAN RELAX AND TAKE A SHEET!
I like that Matt actually had fun with this game even tho Pat hated it.
This is the hardest I've laughed at/with a video in a long time.
i didnt remember that this game had a metal as Fuck intro. all i remember when playing this game is not playing this game because disc cover is so spooky, creatures is creepy, and story is scary. what a baby am i back then
i also dont remember nightmare creatures takes place either in tomb of the giants or the abyss
Um just started watching, i love that intro and character design!!!
for this one episode, Pat's IQ dropped 80 points and became EgoRaptor XD
They mentioned that the lighting effect while swimming is just like Tomb Raider at one point. Then I had this playing in the background while I was working on something and heard the door opening effect and got the most wicked sense of nostalgia because lo and behold, it's unmistakably the door-opening sound in the original PS1 Tomb Raider games. At least this game is useful for dredging up good memories. :P
This seems like, the most try-hard, edgy, "No kids I swear, Linkin Park is cool you guys!" kind of game ever conceived just from the fucking intro cutscene alone.
And the first one was so gothic and cool-looking and eldritch horror...'ey'.
It's so fucking funny I love it.
Linkin Park is 'cool' though. They make good music. *shrug*
everett von scott Meh. To each there own I guess. You enjoy being an edgy teenager from the 2000's, and I'll enjoy being a British Queen fan from the 80's.
The main character's design gives off a Jhonen Vasquez vibe.
everett von scott I have never denied this fact.
Yeah but DMC3/4 when?
something about Pat's "get em fatality" voice cracked me the fuck up lol
That game intro sounds like something you'd hear in a Naruto AMV.
No.
What? Crazy Steve from The Decay?! I knew you'd come!
There needs to be a "9 year old Super Best Friends" gimmick series of videos. I will cheer on this idea from the sidelines.
Fayetaliddy!
I'm liking this shitstorm so far. Most of the games haven't been that scary so far and I'll be able to go to sleep toni-
*witnessing the pure ugliness that is Nightmare Creatures II*
Oh... oh god no.
Daaamn, it's been awhile since I heard the big comfy couch. I remember I loved those dust bunnies underneath the couch.
Remember when Shitstorm was about scary games
I don't
Great!! The title does fit. Because I literally am taking a sh*t while watching this video.
oh boy
Ohh man, ohh geez
oh fuck, it's a Nightmare Creatures sequel
Dukester3456 I read this in mamaburds voice
Thank fuck I live in the same time zone as you folks. I get to watch these at midnight, every night, when everyone in the house is sleeping like logs.