Philomena Cunk vs Children
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- Опубліковано 6 лют 2025
- How do they make chickens into turkeys?
Twitter: OnCunk
Sharing all things Cunk - a fictional character from Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe, Cunk on Britain, Cunk on Shakespeare and Cunk on Earth - Portrayed by the incredible Diane Morgan.
"The turkey... and the chicken... are two separate birds," the girl explains.
she is a small adult after all, she know things
Are you jokin' me?
Gotta love how she takes on the exact tone of one of the experts that Cunk interviews, the "I'll explain it slowly since you're an idiot" tone.
@@matthewmitchell3457- By all accounts, that little girl will be masterful in whatever pursuit she directs her energy.
this killed me 💀
“Yeah he’ll be allowed cuz the police don’t know when he’s in the air.” Props to that one kid for discovering the ‘it isn’t illegal if you don’t get caught’ route.
I find it hilarious that he'd rather think of Santa as this badass rebel outlaw that gives presents to kids to piss off the government, rather than someone they'd happily let in freely like the pope x')
@@blopartDGRI why hasn't this been turned into a movie already!?
@@DonBarracuda117 "what if we lived in a world, where The Grinch had won over the planet, all presents were made illegal, and Santa had to hide in order to survive ? How would he organize in the underground, a resistance, and a throw-over of this dictatorial regime that nobody seems to fight against anymore?! -> find out next October, in theaters, watching the new sensational release by the creators of Despicable Me : Santa VS The Grinch 2, reversed, reloaded, strikes back, the return of the !
(feat. Spiderman) for some reason)
@@blopartDGRITbf I wouldn't put it past the government to not allow in a person that gives away Christmas presents.
@@blopartDGRIor Santa is like the main resistance leader and the main story centers around 3 elves hiding out while the grinch has ordered all elves to be sent to concentration camps for forced labor to dig up Cole or something
And instead of grinch not allowing presents it’s more like a klaus situation and everyone is constantly fighting and hate each other and that’s how grinch came into power; but Santa started giving presents to children and making them more friendly and grinch HATED that so he banned presents
00:07 the only time when Cunk's "who are you" gets a "who are you" back
I think she almost broke, like someone finally got the joke.
"Turkey..." **dramatic right hand gesture** "...and chicken...." **dramatic left hand gesture** "....are two separate birds."
"You're joking me."
".....No."
Fucking hell I'm crying my eyes out from laughing you Brits and your humor are incredible
*dramatic separating gesture*
You forgot the little hand slam on the table gesture
Too right!!
That child is going to be a leader!
1:04 Should be a short with just this interchange.
0:35 Love how the little girl is clearly like "ok this adult is an idiot but let's be polite"
Yeh it's that look you get in a job interview when you've definitely said the wrong thing 😂
"I think he just shoplifts" 😂😂🤣🤣
😂
The little girl's face as she realizes she could have a life of crime 😂
“Ok” 😂
ひどいな😂
She always manages to get "Brexit" in her statements
The choir boy who says “we attach the words to the music” understands music on a deeper level than most much older choral students
Yeah that was quite touching for some reason actually.
Yeah. Even his speaking voice sounds musical..
Adult choral students!? That's just strange.
what is that supposed to mean? XD
@@Shmooper_Dooper that musicality supersedes lyricism
"i don't think batman is real, i think he's just a man called bruce"
i'm sorry but this kid is a genius! xD
And they both agreed Superman was real 🤣
@@gerardjayetileke4373Well, yes because he is 🤔🤔
@@BaronRodney I stand corrected.
i don't think batman is real, i think he's just a Man
I wonder how kids even know about Batman these days. There's no contemporary Batman cartoon as far as I know, and all the films are for adults.
Philomena finally meets her intellectual equal
More like, her intellectual equals finally meet Philomena 😂
...except that one girl who explained to her about chicken and turkey😂
Finally, a worthy opponent!
@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 And the choir boy, he also seemed intellectually superior :D
@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849
The avian explainer clearly falls into the programme's 'Expert' category.
that girl explaning the turkey/chicken had the sensibilities and patience of an adult already
She had the jaded cynicism of a retired civil servant.
@@BaddaBigBoomthat is such a good analogy😂
@@martonk Thank you.
“In my opinion, Batman is not real…he’s just a guy named Bruce.”
This kid knows too much 💀
That bird expert nailed it. That’s the only way to handle Ms Cunk. 👌
She outsmarted Cunk for sure.
You got the hen, the chicken, the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?
Cunk was truly 'Cunk'd.'
McCunk
Ugh I really hope she does more bits with kids. Like a whole season of her with kids, then with adults. It'll be so cool
The girl telling her that turkeys and chickens are two separate birds is going to be like a leading scientist in some insane breakthrough
Really smart, take no nonsense girl!
she answered with the same stern matter-of-factness the historians and scientists philomena interviews do lol
That girl explained could be lecturing classes already. Such composure.
The way she says it so frankly😂
They may be separate species but they're both in the MAGA party.
These kids are adorable. The little girl who explains chickens and turkeys is awesome!
She'll go far
My daughter
She is a future CEO.
Well done dad. 👍
“Two separate birds” gal should get a bafta.
So good.
Noble laureate to be !
I loved the smile on her face as she genuinely felt like she taught an adult something cool they didn't know.
But she isn't acting... 👀
I love the choir kid that took her at face value and tried to help her understand in her language lmao
The turkey chicken girl will be a QC one day and everybody will be terrified of coming up against her. Her argument was clear and flawless with perfectly understated, rhetorical flourish, and her "no" was resounding and final.
"The U.K. was allowed the ruling vote over the rest of the world on all matters, following an impassioned speech by Turkey-Chicken girl..."
@@Whythehate most "experts" get flustered by Philomena.. But Turkey-Chicken girl is NOT having any of That!
“Small adults, also known as children,” 😂
That's actually a serious statement rather than a joke
@Donice09
Cunk may be a Scientologist.
Some children are more adult than some adults.
It was actually true in Victorian times. Really sad. They weren't considered what we call children nowadays.
Actually adults are more like big children than children are small adults
1:05, Turkeys, and Chickens, are two separate birds, her pauses, and hand gestures absolutely cracked 😂 me up; 10 points for that young lady.
I had to reread that a few times wondering why you'd want that young lady to have 10 pints... (mind you it's 2 in the morning after an 18 hour workday for me).
@@shoelacedonkey 😃
She is fantastic. So bright.
You got the hen, the chicken, the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?
@@shoelacedonkey
Or was that after an 18 pint workday?
Kids are great. They answer straight up cause they're figuring out how things work it's really nice, especially the last one with the music and words.
Her trying not to laugh after the first kid threw her “who are you” back at her ☠️☠️
She almost never does that, really took her by surprise. It was so great. Only a kid would do that.
i dont see anything, you are all making stuff up
@@Rilex037Yep, making it up in their heads.
Are we watching the same video? She doesn't smile in the slightest...
@@AkshayKumarX it's the little crack when she says her name.
The side eye of the girl in the green sweater is brutal. She's thinking, Where the hell did we get this one, she's feckin' mad.
"In my opinion Batman is not real. It's just... it's just a man called Bruce."
Oh, bless' im!
TFP?
0:32 she’s young but she asks the important questions
“We attach the words to the music.” I thought his response was lovely and sincere.
“I think he’s just shoplifts” 😂Christmas Santa’s persona shattered at that moment 🤣
I love how both little girls just accepts this as fine
"You tend to attach the words to the music instead"- this lad will one day lead Britain
1:06 She really look like a small adult trying to teach Cunk XD
The little girl patiently and earnestly explaining that turkeys and chickens are actually separate birds is really sweet.
1:06 How did someone so small so completely master the art of ambiguous condescension?
The girl is British.
internet
I know! What a little Jedi.
Not quite condescension. More matter-of-fact. But her composure and surety are seemingly way beyond her years.
@@JohnPreston888 This kid for Prez 2064!
Hello from Nevada in the United States. I have just one question: are you kidding me? We get less than 2 minutes?? Philomena interviewing children? 😂 That's comedy in its purest form. I could watch 30 minutes easily. C'mon, give the audience what they want...more Philomena. I absolutely love this series. Her ability to keep a straight face while saying something totally ridiculous is gold. ❤ Thank you for your efforts. The humor is appreciated.
Why do they all sound insanely like real experts?😮😎these little gestures, pauses and mannerisms in general, just brilliant!
That's how their parents and British adults speak. So they've picked up on it.
Her hands were like, listen girl 😂 chickens are not turkeys 😂
I love how the choir boys look like they're trying to decide if she's just pulling their legs or being really profound
1:19 Honestly, that music question, I've also asked. No one has been able to explain it satisfactorily until this video.
the "kay" with a broken voice oh my god
0:13 girl on the left ain't havin none of it.....
"In my opinion, Batman's not real" could never have been written, that is pure kid comedy
This was far more profound than I was expecting.
😅 strange but true
'I don't believe in batman, i believe in a man called bruce' hits deep on a lot of levels
That "Okay..." at 0:35 is HYSTERICAL!!!
0:53 Such a normal conversation about Father Christmas and Brexit. 😆
And the kid actually knew what Brexit is. I'm not sure I know yet.
Why a child of five can undertand it!
Fetch me a child of five, I can't make head ot tail of it!
The girl who informs Philomena that turkeys and chickens are two different birds KNOWS she is dropping a truth bomb, and she doesn't dramatize it, she just waits for the truth to sink in. LOVE THAT!
"A chicken, and turkey, are two seperate birds". This one is going to be a CEO.
You are utterly one of the most clever, funniest women I have ever seen!!!
The turkey/chicken girl handled Philomena better than any expert she ever interviewed! That girl is a genius!
Kudos to the kid who felt superman and father christmas have meant.
It makes perfect sense cause they clearly have similar super abilities like flying around the world at crazy speeds
Philomena telling children that Father Christmas shoplifts their presents... just sublime. ^_^
Singing is like puking up beautiful words.
Kind of, i guess
1:05 Ohhh her little exasperated sigh🤣 What a small adult
Inhaling is a little different than sighing fam
@@acaustic
Inhaling, and sighing, are two separate actions
It's just a reverse sigh, guys. Come on!
The raw bluntness and sincerity of children is so funny sometimes :D
The way the little child explained to her turkeys and chickens are different birds was just great
When you get used to: “are you F… jocking?” That when you hear are you jocking me? All you do is gag hahahah
1:04 gold
The way she said "No"!
It seems that in future that girl is going be one of the eminent professors only to be interviewed by Philomena again. 😂
She sounds incredibly intelligent for her age. Seeing that fault in Cunks logic and clearly pointing it out takes a lot more skill than one would realise.
And of course, awesome mannerisms.
"In my opinion Batman's not real."
I will always have a fond memory of watching these scenes on UA-cam late one Christmas Eve and just /crying/ laughing.
I can watch Diane Morgan forever. She is ❤
Who's that? This is Philomena Cunk. She looks a bit like Mandy Carter.
1:12 - Philomena: "Okay smarty pants then tell me how do they get the yolk into the egg".
“Oh yeah he’ll still be allowed in the country 😊” that infamous brexit exemption for Father Christmas that so many Brexit Party voters were against.
0:34 The girl processing this new bit of information, ready to forgive Santa Claus for doin what Santa Claus gotta do... 🤣
Fun fact, it was recently confirmed that not only has Batman met Santa Claus, but Santa actually trained him.
0:50 I can't explain why or provide evidence but I too agree that Santa and Superman have probably met.
This needs to be a TV show...wonderful!
Never mind making endless programmes about celebrities travelling here , there and everywhere, just get Philomena to talk to children for half an hour.
"i think superman and father christmas have met" IM MELTING
This woman is absolutely brilliant 😭
Fun fact: Batman has indeed met Santa Claus
all english kids sound like adults when they speak. they can clearly express themselves and opinions at that age and know when a silly adult is being silly.
Cunk vibing with kids and being unhinged like them is what I pay the internet for😂
“Superman and Father Christmas have met.” Kid pitches a better idea for the next DCEU movie than the studios! XD
This is so good and it makes one feel happy as well. Ty for the vid.
I thought she answered "don't know either" instead of "Philomena".
That would have been hillarious.
Ok can we talk about the girl silently stating Philomena down with the side eye? She knows what’s up! 😂
Her improv skills are absolutely fantastic.
When I saw the title my mind thought she was actually fighting children for a second and I didn't question it because that would not be out of character 😂😂
the girl explaining the birds as if it was the most astounding fact
These are incredible. I wonder how many kids she had to speak to to get these gems.
I love that kid that just says "k" when she knows she's being bullshitted for comedic purpose. Good for her
Great answers from ALL the kids!
What brilliant interviews! Love it!
I would never have thought that Batman is just a man called Bruth.
I love how by looking at these kids you can tell they adopted little mannerisms of their parents. The girl who explained the difference between turkey and chicken must have picked up on how her mother speaks
Philomena is a queen, but if she ever gets over this interviews, she will be empress.
Oh this needs to be a series on its own.
The police don't know when he's in the air!
Checks out
Covering the issues that matter.
"How did he get all the presents in like lots of times?"
"I think he just shoplifts."
"Kay." This was the funniest bit. The genuine contemplation in that little girl's eyes and voice is hilarious.
"small adults, which are known as children"
0:23 kid on the left said a lot without speaking any word. lmao
Batman isn't real, but Superman knows Santa.
Rumour has it a guy called Bruce dresses up as Batman.
I say give that young ornithologist a series! "Adults think the darndest things"
On reflection, this could be a seriously good series.
Kids nowadays lost all the innocence and magic in their hearts. They don't believe in Justice anymore... they think Batman is not real. 😢
this is such a #BEAUTHIFUL VIDEO !!!
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The Turkey/Chicken girl articulates with her hands in a way where it's obvious she'll end up being an accomplished public speaker.
Can't get over how sweet the first kid is.
The bravado of her hands and lack of blinks as she eloquently explained fowl were on par with the greatest Aristotelian scholars. I am convincingly convinced that turkeys and chickens are two separate birds.
That Clark Kent is good. That kid doesn't even know he's Superman.
These kids' accents - Yank here - are the best thing ever. Love PC with kids.
Let's save the world for each other.
"turkeys and chickens ar two separate birds" (explains the separation between them using her hands) Philomena gasping: Are you joking?
The kid that doesn't believe Batman is real but does believe Superman is real could be on to something