CHEEKI BREEKI AIRLINES - Flight School
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- Опубліковано 7 бер 2017
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Cheeki breeki airlines returns! This time Boris teach you how to fly.
Flight school takes place in game called SimplePlanes.
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*AY MAMA I SEE CAPITALISM*
I AM DYING xD
capitalism = comedy
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
And half life 3 :,(
XD same
And I think I saw half life 3
-flying is easy!
-ok...
-left is left, right is right!
- ok, sounds easy-
-UP IS DOWN, DOWN IS CRASH
-oh
Dude........ your a helicopter
@@jengarcia5163 its not that easy :'3
@@TheRealUnholyCat oof
....then can i ride you and pull lever left while im pulling the lever down?
@BMS Falcon Pilot Callsign BOOMER the name will make sense on a comment i made, it was things i hated that i did, including getting vehicle information wrong in your own name
"When point nose in air, it is much less effort to take off!"
Slav Engineering at its finest. :D
Slav engineering is also about not how far you went, but how fast youre going
might as well build a vtol or a rocket... but i need plenty of vodka to power it up
KURWANEER
No, in Soviet Russia the nose poins you in the air.
*"Sausage One ready for liftoff."*
What *t y p e* of sausage
@@infinitethenextkazekage392 kielbasa
Thats what she said
"Up is down, down is crash" XD
CreeCyan --- I mean, he's not technically wrong. 😂😂😂
Xd
"But if you keep going left, you will see Maksim's house"
Hahah lolllol
Lmao
Boris: "Lets start with the basics"
*Building a plane*
4:00 I have never heard of that scream before
"Ay mama, I see capitalism"
इस बार की चैम्पियन जर्मनी और जापान की राजधानी में 8
zeppelin nt bitch lasagna
I see Boris
zeppelin nt I don't know how to speak that language
@zeppelin nt anyways, nice to meet you in the UA-cam World of Google.
"Because after a layer of Sputnik parts you will eventually reach couple of planets that have absolutely no vodka " 😂
This guy is so underrated, you should be right up on the trending page! Dying out of laughter 😂
Keep up the great work!
😂
Years later and he is my favorite youtuber
"Left is left, Right is right, Up is down and Down is Crash"
Thanks for the Instructions, Boris.
0:08 What Stalin sees when he sleeps
CHEEKI BREEKI
@Kiro 13 THX guys
@@unknownunknown2433 IV DAMKE
What is the song name?
-“Don’t be afraid to let go of the controls..”
-“NO DON’T LET GO OF THE CONTROLS, DEBIL”
*"Do not be afraid to let it go."
*"NOT LET GO OF THE CONTROLS DEBIL!!"
@@anaveragesoviettankfromthe70s thank you, if your gonna quote, do it properly enit, greenlight take note
Hey boris! how about you expand cheeeki breeki airlines and turn it into cheeki breeki space program?Just hire a few little, green people
*I read what you did there*
copey pastov fuck yeah cheeki breeki space program to send vodka to other planets
Make sure to pack enough vodka and buterbrod with you.
#MakeTheKerbalSlavsAgain
Do not forget Mayonez
I love how it demonstrates the static stabilty of an aircraft which is brought about by the canard or tail arrangement. Lovely!
Boris: "wait are you in my apartment again"
Sergey: "I'm the one behind the camera"
Buterbrod without mayonez? What the blin?
Mayonez is the pre-dinner snack, like always.
Have you even tried ajvar?
GeekPizza nooooo
Ajvar>mayonez
ajvar, yes! I put that shit on everything!
Half-Life 3 confirmed.
I’m still waiting for half life 3 blyat! And then crack life 2 next
Yep.
Xd
What app is this
3:59 SO LET’S TALK ABOUT LANDING
4:00 AY BLYAT!
4:00
4:00
That's the cutes *"blyat"* that I've ever heard 😂😂😂😘
"left is left, right is right, up is down, down is crash"
I laughed so hard.
4:20 I didn't know slavs did kamikaze....
It is idi nahui strike you dumbass!
boris went mlg at 4:20. Pearl Hardbass
Kurwakaze.
BANZAI, YOPTA!
BLINZAI
As a simple planes player, the easiest way to achive the highest speed thing is getting a plane, i reccon the "helleska", removing gear and add engines as much as blyat. For the carrier, i suggest you try and flip the yellow plane upside down.
4:23
"You approach with slow speed"
Proceeds to kamikaze to a destroyer
Says "Иди нахуй" after plane disintregrates
You know this channel is slav aprooved when there is 134 likes and 0 views.
4:24 GOD DAMN IT BORIS! I thought you were slavic not japanese.
XD
Oh i understand that
lazzerFISK First the Katana now this XD
CarsonG1017 I think i saw you on simpleplanes
That's Russian for basically f you
0:23 And i think i saw HALF-LIFE 3
It scares me*
Meh to
4:02 dang sully Sullenberger would be proud of that water landing
"Aha" is my new favorite word.
snubben i love the way he says aha😂😂😂
snubben thats mine to
Hello twin brother
This is Cheeki Breeki Airlines, please fasten your vodkas because the hardbass has run out, thank you for your understanding, now while you wait please squat down on your seats. Have a good .blyat
Does anybody want a refreshing adidas to substitute for the vodka
Nice one Slav !!
@@lucashuskey2828 - Adidas? NO!
Adibas - ABSOLUTELY! 😎
Boris: let’s start off with basics. *building a plane*
How basic can he be?
Simpleplanes, the perfect game to start with, and keep playing for the rest of your days...
That intro was quite funny. I'll always adore the slav phone
I started laughing pretty much when you made the first plane, and did not stop until the end of the video. I love in particular all the fails, and the buterbrod break, and of course the intro and outro
I like how this game is basically Kerbal Space Program but with planes. I want to see a plane with maximum engines and see how many yards it goes before exploding violently
Man! I'm watching too much Life of Boris it's 3o'clock in the morning and I am making something to eat cause I'm hungry
nonsense 7420 it 5am for me atm we have no life xD
You need more mayinaise
Falzoni Music mayonez*
better stock up on semechki
Better get some пирожки and вотэрброд
the in-plane voice effect is G O O D
0:04 Me:
*CONFUSED SLAVIC SCREAMING*
still better than pewdiepie
TheBananaCorruptor tovarishch boris is way better than that cyka blyat
What do you mean, "still"? You usually use "still" in that context when something isn't very good, while this is fucking hilarious and blyatiful.
s3dchr No one gives a fuck!
This was hysterical Boris. Thank you for your own brand of humor. I'm always glad to see something original. Keep doing what you're doing. Cheers.
4:40
*_DERMO!!_* You forgot -mayonnaise- MAYONEZ
Bring back my family please. I will not skip spanish lesson again. I promise.
Privet, did i do that right :0
@@rumahhafidzahbekasi1354 lu indo?
*Ay MaMA I sEE CaPItALiSM*
-Boris 2017
Something something Tu-4 carrier lanidng
one cannot even imagine how certain people can simplify the plane concept: has wing(s) = can fly :D
but I believe that Boris has a good amount of knowledge regarding building planes (as every slav does)
You need to should him
Hey iron didnt expected you here
Lanidng
@@mik13ST that's pretty much correct, the only other things needed are stabilizers and a good center to f gravity
"If you keep going left you will see maksims house LOL
"Why is my plane in imperial unit"
Damn imperial unit got roasted by slav.
I keep rewatching this video and the "up is down, down is crash" line always has me laughing out loud.
Boris, this is your most funny video in months! Had a lot of laughs watching this :D
0:12 eyebrow reveal
1:25 "Central Command, why is my plane in imperial units, blyat"
Cheeki Breeki lines.
what next?
Maybe TRI POLOSKI lines?
and, thats Blyatifull
@Adolf Hitler Stop using Nazi related things in your username and pfp. I dislike people who do these things. Why impersonate Adolf Hitler, of all people?
Tri poloski express
Thats for trains
Ask not for who the subscription bell notifies. It notifies for thee.
The Russian Aerospace Defence Forces would be proud of you.
Wait a second....BORIS! Why did you fly the Capitalist F-18 and not stronk Russian Su-35, blin?
Chris Zhang ho could not mske own
tell me where you got that profile pic
Hi im an Indian watching u and when u say "IDI NAHUI" i laugh like hell and other Russian words u say also makes my day
Love from India 🇮🇳
as a Slavic American and aeronautical enthusiast I love you for this
Legends say that if Boris replies...we get Kakadu for sale in official shop
NO THERE IS JUST ONE KAKADU
Life of Boris Is that what Kakadu is? Teddy Bear? It sounds nicer in Russian.
CYKA BLYAT NOW I HAVE TO TELL MY CAT HIS NAME WAS LIE! Ny pizdec. I will just call him KatKadu, blin.
One of the best videos you've made Boris, keep it up!
2:19 BORIS made a plane side wide👌🏻😂🤙🏻
3:14 THAT IS A WESTERN PLANE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
I also see Boeing F/A-18 Super Hornet instead of Soviet Mig-21!
Dear mr Boris,
Can you make a tutorial on how to clean your kitchen like a true slav?
Nobody
That one russian guy with a mic 1:13
1:06 That looks like a painis.
3:59
That voice that of AY BLYAT
@0:55 "building plane is very simple, if you know what I mean"
I believe your definition is simple planes and a reference to it
ay mama I see capitalism!
Beautiful, isn't it?
Anthony Gutierrez no
Boris: *makes a literal jet-powered stick*
Wings: Am I a joke to you?
Me: *Facepalms royally*
Add horizontal stabilisers to the tail of the plane, comrade. They can help!
what do you think is the best Russian car brand
Lada,Volga, pobeda, zil, zaz, uaz, Gaz, Moskvich, or tatra?
G.T. LADAAAAAAA
Zim
You forgot eaz
Zastava or Golf 2
I know like none of these, what do you recommend?
"There was planes and monsters and capitalism!!!"
:D
Dont forget there was HL3
4:20
I did not know Gopnik pilots could also be used as a substitute for kamikaze pilots.
nice
5:53 OUR HOUSE
4:20 japanese aircraft flying into US warship 1940 colorized.
1943*
@@user-xx7xj5pj2g Thank you. I was too lazy to figure out the exact year.
@@damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830 It do be like that sometimes........
When Russia decides to employ kamikaze tactics.
1941*
The flight school game is "Simple planes"
@Leo Gaming stalin is waiting for you
THAAANKS 💕💕💕
Our flight school game is Simpleplanes
Even after years of not seeing this, I can still come back and laugh like an idiot to this gem! Bless you, Boris!!
0:09 AY MAMA I SEE *CAPAITLISM*
best line ever
Boris! will you go to Chernobyl? also try to play Metro 2033
leaked footage of soviet rocket program, 1950 (colorized)
Tears. Actual tears streaming down my face. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You approach at the right angle"
*explosion*
lmao
thank you Boris, you make my life very cheeki breeki.
“After you have built successful air machine” 🤔😂
3:03 propeller powered U2 Spy Plane lol
I like how nobody is talking about him playing SimplePlanes
has absolutely no idea what to comment
just enjoy
thank you cheeki breeki master for slaving my night
Life of Boris OMG YOU FUCKING REPLIED IT CANT BE IM FREAKING OUT THX SO MUCH FELLOW SLAV GREETS
сука Блядь! Is what you say. If you are polish, you say ''KURWA MACH!''
Shushkin in that case,i would say "pička ti materina"
I thought Boris was against capitalism but yet he flew the capitalists best multi-role jet fighter?
using the enemies weapons against them
He hijacked it
It was because he purposely wanted to destroy them.
Ш ерщ I thought best multitool jet fighter is F-35, no? Or it became peece of garbage?
Free ammo, smart slav!
Ahhh I love Jundroo's Cheeki Breeki Planes!
AND YOU DO!
A Boris video I havent seen.. BLYATIFUL
0:23 Wish it's real! :')
Hmmm.... This reminds me of a certain game... *cough* KSP *cough*
raynair pilot: hey thats my flight sim
Another man in waiting on the 3rd installment, am sure if it was being developed in Chernobyl it would be finished and probably walking around.. I mean being played by now! ❤️
do some Kerbal Space Program Kurwa :D
After 3 years, Half life 3 is finally coming out 0:21
2:15 i like this sound
I loved this
"Nevermind all is fine" lmfao
Boris, when will you review the kinda-half-slav country, Finland? We would very much love it )
TheAlphaLupus But pidzes! We just defend! And we forget! Nowaday russians are vodka partners for Finland ;)
Never stop uploading
Ok, if this helps for future attempts, 1 power:1700, flaps 10, speed 80kts, 2 flaps 20, aiming point selected, 3 flaps 30, power off once within gliding distance, 4 nose up, even with horizon, 5 hold off until touch down
KOMRAD BORIS hahahaha nice vid i have to admit it is very funny as my friend says
Ah man, I laughed so hard, I pissed myself. Thanks for that, made my shity day much better !!
I love your videos, they are halarious
MORE OF THIS PLEASE