Boris The Budget Border Police (Contraband Police part 1)
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
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I would absolutely watch a 12+ episode series of this game by Boris. Will he fall to the temptation of bribery when things get tough, or will Boris stand tall and proudly arrest everyone who DARES sully the glory of Acaristanska!
this game made for him, likely.
I 100% Agree
Aye
Count me in.
I just bought this game, and it is really fun. But I'd rather watch more Boris in old Sovjet times spreading propaganda posters and selling contraband to the highest bidder.
Ok, I laughed out loud at Boris reading the Cyrillic letters with the correct pronunciation, even though they’re being used stylistically to spell an English word. I do exactly the same thing whenever I see that.
I was really hoping he'd do that! It also shorts out my brain
as an english person learning russian, i actually do this to practice my pronounciation
@@planken203 I’m also first language English and learning Russian, but I think I’ve been doing it to humble brag that I know multiple languages.
@@user-me6td1up1m fair enough matey
Least toxic border crossing experience:
I was the like before 70
Every time I come back to Britain where I've worked and lived for 10 years after visiting family in my home country, the border staff at the airport are unbelievably toxic, they really show in their faces how much they despise the fact that I dare set foot in their country.
Yeah it was actually less toxic than most border crossing experiences
And least corrupt
Please do another one! The campaign has so many good encounters. Like, I want to see Detective Boris in action!
i second this
He should play papers please
Not 20 seconds in and I love he calls out the faux Cyrillic.
I like the difference between Boris and my friend here. When my friend first got into Vlad's shop, he's like "They sell AK's in stores there???", and here Boris is minding his own business in a shop full of guns like it's just another Tuesday
Boris best border officer
Very good game choice Boris, would love to see a series on it
for some reason I cant read comments here without boris voice in my head xD - Veeerrryy guuuod gaeme, yes it is
3 Boris videos in 48 hours, very nice and cheeki breeki!
This gonna be a good evening...
Amazing game. Tbh. And funnier if it's Boris commented.
Ikr
Good game and with Comrade Boris, nothing can go wrong!
Yeah, this actually isn't far from reality. Back in the late 90's I took a trip with my family, taking a train from Prague to Budapest via Slovakia. I happened to be in the dining car with my brother when the train stopped at the Hungarian border and the border guards boarded the train to do a passport sweep. Turns out my mother had my passport two cars down. The uniformed gentleman with the AK was very understanding and was kind enough to "help" me back to the car the rest of my family was in by repeatedly thrusting the barrel of his rifle into the back of my skull as we walked. Changed his tune real quick when he saw the cover of my American passport, though. He didn't even take the stack of passports from my mother. Him and his buddies just turned around immediately and rushed out the door. Didn't even finish their sweep. I don't think I've ever seen a man carrying an assault rifle look that terrified of a 12-year-old before.
wow
Here on the episode of "things that never happened", we have:
@@furqanabid7319 Damn, you got me. My entire immediate family must have hallucinated the entire thing. I didn't expect someone from the train would recognize me through the internet and post on this same video over 20 years later.
I appreciate the heads up, though. I'mma have to get rid of all the family photos from back then now that I know they're forgeries.
@@meatharbor bro, people in eastern Europe have hated americans for long time. No one would be impressed or be overwhelmed or be anything but angry seeing muricans in their country.
@meatharbor your comeback is top tier my man 😂
love this game and boris has the perfect personality for it
This game is made for a coop, I still hope for even an DLC for that. Also I love that language, which is used by characters - it is like an conglomerate of slavic languages :)
Is a good day when Boris video finds it's way to my feed. Much cheeki breeki, much Slavness, rejoicing and shots all around! Glad to have you back, Slav King!
Great video! Would love to see more of this game in the future. When it was pitched as "the sequel to Papers Please", I didn't expect the game would have you driving around an open map and killing people.
I played the demo and it was pretty great! Love seeing (hearing) Boris as protagonists in these soviet-style law enforcement games
This is the kind of content I love from Boris!
Buying the game tonight, and will party like it's 1981
the gaming content usually isn't my thing, but i really laughed a lot watching this! would love to see a series
BORIS IS BACK!
Adding realism to slavic games since '86
Yah, this game is perfect for you. More of this please!
Motel in the middle of the forest?
"Hey where you live?" "Just past the labor camp."
Border Checkpoint Boris is my favorite kind of boris.
Oh yes! This is a game I needed to see Boris play! And the video was more glorious than I hoped!
Oh yes ! Would love to see a series on this game with your commentary
I’ve seen this game in my shorts. Glad to see comrade Boris play it!
I love this game so far! I hope you continue it as a series.
It gives my physical pain and great mental anguish to see a cute little буханка being assaulted with a pitchfork and crowbar, even if it's just in a game.
you know its really a good day if boris uploads
Boris gameplay is what I crave
This is the perfect Boris game. You got Vlad, all you need is Anatoli and Vadim. BUT! WHAT IF VADIM IS THE SMUGGLER?!
Please more episodes of this
You had me rolling on the floor!
I get out of school just to see Boris uploaded a new vid. Nice
THE VIDEOS ARE ACTUALLY SHOWING UP IN MY RECOMMENDED! you're doing something right Boris keep going!
*video plays*
*video pauses fnaf movie ad plays*
*video continues*
Boris: I apologize that was unprofessional
Boris upload is good day
Finally!!! I was waiting for the day you would play Contraband Police. It’s so hilarious when Boris plays. I can’t stop laughing.🤣
Boris seems so in his element in this game. Would love to see a part 2 or even a less-edited full playthrough if you enjoy it too!
really hope you do more of these, it would be the most accurate playthrough of this game (?)
3:23 mood every time a bill comes at all
3:22 MALUCH! POLISH FIAT 126P . THIS GAME GOT SOO MUCH BETTER!
I'm absolutely losing it at Boris reading the Cyrillic they used to write contraband KAHDKAJSSHAHDKS
All these videos in such a small tine span. Papa Boris is spoiling us
I would be so stoked to see Boris at the boarder.
"It's all coming up the slav way." Lol, love it
5:10. Guard acts like nothing happened
YEAH HE FINALLY PLAYED CONTRABAND POLICE
Boris on upload spree, me like it.
The commissar will join us of course when we eventually embark.
This was fantastic, I hope you will upload more of this game!
YES YES YES BORIS THE CONTRABAND POLICE gimme that series aw yeah man
Life changing. Thank you Boris.
Ah yes...eastern border crossing. For as long as you hide smack well enough and your papers aren't too cheesy, you can go through just for mere 500 dinars and bottle of dedko's extra strenght rakija (a.k.a. instant coma).
I like how at 2:45 boris has already gone insane
Bro i thought of boris playing this and here i am suprised and shocked at the same time watching this.
0:15 seconds in when Boris calls the game “soityaaid” police is because he’s reading the Cyrillic-stylized “contraband” English word as if it was actually written in Cyrillic alphabet. C makes an S, backwards N makes a soft I/e, backwards R makes a Y, and the b is less of a sound and more of an accent inflection.
This is my checkpoint. I am your god. Live or die, my decision.
Always good day when papa Boris uploads
I actually got recommended this! BORIS IS BACK
Boris Is Back! More cheeki Breeki Gameplay!!🎉🎉
God, i was deing of laughter for a good bit. PLEASE MAKE MORE!!
I haven’t watched Boris in a while, and when I heard new intro, It sounds amazing(In a while, I mean since he returned to UA-cam)
6:39 Stalin trying think of a nice place to send all of the smartest people in Russia
Love the videos all week!!
I remember when you played games like this, you actually had time hunt around for things. Now everything is pointed out for you.
1.50 drink.
I will say nothing in this place except 500 ships collected on the seas is very impressive.
Boris is food and computer. I love food and computer so I love Boris
NEWWW INTRO!
really well made!
HELLO PAPA BORIS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU
paused at 1:57 accidently and the look that guy gives him after he says "suck on your sticks on your own time" fucking took me out lmaooo
Ahhhh.... Boris, it has been long since I visited ur channel.
thanks boris
Imagine it is like papers please, but a mechanic offers to pay you for every car you damage.
Holy shit notifs are back boris, for the first time in a while i had you actually in my page. I usually have to look up when you upldoad cause youtube refused yo show you
I receive only the best cheeki breekiness from Boris
Boris will use his position to help cousin Anatoli smuggle chebureki in
haha perfect, I was waiting for this. I've been playing this with you on my mind, comrade.
I think it would be great if Boris did a series of this!
Just 14 second in and Boris already roasted the game title 😂
Commenting to please the great algorithm gods. Great job, Boris.
I'm glad you're playing this game! I've seen many gameplays on this game then I just realised that Comrade Boris should also try it
This was awesome to watch, please do more comrade!
Boris, thank you for playing games again, we love it!!!😄
This is exactly what I wanted and I didn't even know it
I literally can't understand a fucking word he's saying but I'm still laughing
This game is basically "Papers, Please" meets "My Summer Blyat".
1.50 What about tier 10 French tanks? They're very effective.
Come back here. (Opens viewing slit to cell room)
As you can see I have an animal locked in a very small constricted cage. For now let's call this thing the Frenchwoman.
Now I gotta do the Boris voice every time I play this
Much Boris lately.
Very good.
I would watch an entire stream of this!
Best border guard ever
Is always good day when Comrade Boris upload!
New intro is wunderbar
the new intro is so good
Boris video at 1.30 am why not sleep can wait
0:14 as finnish person who learned cyrillic writing from great youtube slavs and stalker franchise games i also wonder why they call it like that 💀
Boris, please make this a series!
wait, something about this video feels nostalgic
This made my morning complete