Ok story, my granddads old landlord was a very powerful guy but he would always complain about this one guy, who was a different landlord so it was like landlord warfare, but they HATED each other and they would openly argue with each other, but anyway these are two rich, powerful, angry men and so when my granddads landlord went away to his summer home the other landlord fucking payed, quite a bit of money, to put an obituary for my granddads landlord in the newspaper, now this was before phones so there was no way to check if this was true so everyone was shocked and then finally my granddads landlord came home and everyone was.. surprised to say the least and then he wasn’t very happy to learn that everyone thought he was dead
A close 2nd is the time Billy Crystal ate too made edibles before an MRI, asked the techs for Taco Bell, & left the office in the gown w/ his ass hanging out. 😆🤣
I was only 3 months old and he was on his death bed...*smirks* we made out and he died immediately after. He gave me a disease from his salivaa I'm currently 2 years old and on life support. But man I'll never forget that day I got a kiss from John F Kennedy 😍
after watching the whole original film, I'm sad to say he's done next to nothing to it, How Do I Know I'm Really In Love is nearly an hour of the movie form of LSD
Ted Danson dissociates and astral projects into the Bad Place, assumes the identity of Bad Place architect Michael and helps 4 dead humans to get into the Good Place and finally returns to Earth.
It's a privilege to watch you deconstruct the ridiculousness I had to grow up watching. My health teacher was the freshman football coach and he couldn't even say the word menstruation without looking at the floor. I'm counting on your generation to sort this nonsense out.
Boy do I have news for you. A congressman just proposed banning the mentioning of the word 'period' and anything about menstruation in schools. We're regressing.
When I was in like year 9 PE our teacher was asking if anyone would know why women might have to consume more iron than men, and all the guys we're like "umm cause they only eat salad"
no God please, that wasn't 30 years ago, I was born the year this was made, don't round it up like that, say this video's still so young, it wasn't 30 years ago yet 😭😭
10 year old girl: "I was chasing a fish then ran into some 17 year old guy and passed out when I woke up he was carrying me out the water. It was love at first sight" Drew: "w h a t"
The face you make right after she says “it was love at first sight but I was only 10 and he was 17” is the reaction gif I’ve been searching for all year.
He's actually wrong, though. The Sun _*does* move - It's constantly orbiting the centre of the Milky Way galaxy just as the Earth is constantly orbiting the Sun.
@@EvanAviator The question is irrelevant. He literally made the statement: "The Sun doesn't move." This is factually incorrect. You seem to be attempting to counter a claim I didn't make.
You could tell Jason Bateman would be a star. that "she doesnt like my hair" line was a ridcilous scene but he delivered it so seriously, like he really meant it, while being aware how stupid it sounds. That pretty much sums up his acting style.
Im pretty certain that it wasn’t love probably more gratitude for ya know saving their life they probably just mistook their feelings of appreciation for feelings of love
“The problem is so common, there’s even a name for it: transference. It’s when a patient confuses gratitude or compassion for love. Some imagine they are falling in love with the doctor.” which I think could apply here, he wasn’t a doctor but basically saved her life
11:53 wait… you can just…. do that? like what if i just got bored one day and published my own fake obituary? is there any legal repercussion to this? what if i did it right now? kiwi the parakeet tiger (1953-2022)did too sick of a kickflip earlier today, and the absurd levels of awesomeness ripped open a hole in time and space. this rip caused kiwi to disintegrate instantly. kiwi’s most notable achievements were being the 5th face to be carved onto mount rushmore, solving world hunger by filling 7 water towers with pasta and cooking it, and having never been stung by a bee. gone too soon. rest in pasta
"I was 10 and he was 17. I was knocked unconscious but when I woke up he was carrying me. That's how I know it was love." EXCUSE ME WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK?!
Kids have crushes on older people all the time. I thought it was pretty clear that it was just some random teen saving her from drowning who probably doesn't remember it at all.
@@klc517 Holy crap! I thought she was involved with something much worse and just mistook it for love because she was so traumatized that she had to create a narrative
"What I _thought_ was his obituary" is genuinely the most intriguing statement I've ever heard EDIT: I come back a year later with 4k likes... thanks I guess
I love that these films always look like they were filmed in a funeral home during a visitation. like the kids decided to make a PSA with their weird uncle Ted in the back row while mom and dad are still saying goodbye to grandma
Honestly the girl who fell in love with that much older guy (for her age) isn’t that weird, that happens all the time. That said, at that age when you have no knowledge of love and/or any control/maturity over your emotions, we would just consider that to be someone’s first infatuation. It would most likely be pretty intense and obsessive though, a persons first crush usually is.
You’re right, hell I had my fair shares of crushing on adult men when I was ten. What I want to know is what kind of 17 year old would enable that kinda behavior and date a 10 year old? I’m 18 and the idea of dating someone that young makes me sick, especially since I’m a legal adult now
@@starstorm1267 There wasn’t really any mention of them dating. Just him carrying her out of the water and *her* falling in love. To him he was probably just saving a little girl from drowning and nothing more. We don’t even know if they ever saw/talked to each other again after that.
I cannot stress enough how much Drew has the energy of a chill substitute teacher who just puts on a video and goes to sleep in the back of the classroom
I know this one! My mother managed a video store when I was a kid. This was on the bottom shelf of the 99 cent aisle. As far as I can tell, no one ever rented it.
I was physically blown back into my seat when she said she was 10 and he was 17. I wish they express that she had a crush on a older guy instead of saying she was in love with him. Most of the time its puppy love and big crushes not actual love.
Yeah or just wanting approval from an older person. I don’t think a ten year old girl wants to be in an actual romantic relationship. At least I didn’t
Hello, my name is AxxL. Here's my opinion: I don't like your girlfriend; I think you need a new one. I could be your girlfriend; I know that you like me! GAGAGAGAGA! PRAAAAAANK! I am not a girl! I am a UA-camr! Thanks for falling for my prank, dear mak
this is like my fourth time watching this and i just noticed that the poster for this had “$29.95” at the bottom and i calculated the inflation and that’s like $55 in 2020 dollars. i hope all the money went to ted danson’s ticket fund.
@@hannibalhobbes4289 To be fair, RLM has done a lot of videos on Wheel of the Worst that I'd love to see Drew, Kurtis or Danny cover. Especially that one they did recently with the lady who won't stop nagging that puppet for watching tv.
I went to middle school with a guy who went by BJ. He was William Jr., or Bill Jr., and I guess his family just decided to go with BJ. We were a bunch of 13 year olds, so you can only imagine the comments made. He hated it, but we're dumb kids, man lol.
Had a kid in my classes in elementary who went by BJ. As we were young, we had no idea the implications. I ran into him in High School and said "Hey BJ" and he very quickly said "It's Bradley now." LOL
i still irrationally hold it against him whenever I see or hear about him, that his character made that joke dissing red hot chili peppers fans in episode one of the good place
@@lydiamcnanney8 In a show about the afterlife (The Good Place), his character said that if you listened to the red hot chilli peppers, you deserved to go to hell.
These are my favorite. All I want is to see is commentary on weird PSAs, odd training videos, old advice videos from the early 50’s and whatever genera this is. I don’t know why but I’m fascinated. It’s always cheesy and awkward and 10/10.
I went through the five stages of grief while watching this video. I laughed, I cried, I had a little existential crisis, I cried, and yet I have never felt so confused. Every clip from this “movie” made me feel like I was high. Is that what feeling high is like? The editing itself my brain hurt. I am in so much pain. The story about the professor was so mind boggling I had to take a nap. WHY WERE THERE SO MANY PAUSES? WERE THE DIRECTORS OK LIKE MENTALLY? DID DREW GET ANY RESPONSE FROM MR. APPLEBEE? DID DREW RESLLY NOT MAKE A SINGLE “WHAT IS LOVE “ REFERENCE? I need to take another nap. In conclusion : 5 stars
didn’t even need to watch the video to know i needed to dislike.
dammit
socks
yeah same
Well thats interesting
Lmao dammit you got pinned
Ted just realized he’s in the real Bad Place
💀💀💀
Lol yes
i laughed a little more than i should of
I just finished watching that and I'm really in love with Chidi
THIS is the bad place!!!
Are we just glossing over the fact that the guy said “fun sex” like that’s how he knows he’s in love
Pretty sad lol
The Brittanies in da house
I misheard and thought he said *fart sacks* oh my god what is wrong with me
I was looking for someone to say something
Let's hope he never hires a prostitute.
they didn’t actually give ted a script for this they just played the movie on repeat for a month and let him lose his mind
then he died and went to the good place
Epic gamer
This will make you lose your mind more than Ted
ua-cam.com/video/6rAhX5tTGaQ/v-deo.html
@@paraneil why would you force that into my mind? I will have nightmares forever
@@paraneil how is that allowed on UA-cam?
I feel like Ted went into this with the idea that if he acted weird enough they would just cut him off. He was mistaken
Cool
Very cool
Very very cool
Very very very cool
Very very very very cool
"I don't know. I'm in the dark. I am so confused." That girl is such a mood
I vibe with that child... its pretty much me every single second of my life
The only reason I liked this was because it was at exactly 999 likes. You’re welcome
Faking your own obituary is such a baller move don’t even lie
Ok story, my granddads old landlord was a very powerful guy but he would always complain about this one guy, who was a different landlord so it was like landlord warfare, but they HATED each other and they would openly argue with each other, but anyway these are two rich, powerful, angry men and so when my granddads landlord went away to his summer home the other landlord fucking payed, quite a bit of money, to put an obituary for my granddads landlord in the newspaper, now this was before phones so there was no way to check if this was true so everyone was shocked and then finally my granddads landlord came home and everyone was.. surprised to say the least and then he wasn’t very happy to learn that everyone thought he was dead
your not wrong
Jay station vibes
i did that, i just need to die now
@@seaofbees783 holy shit
that shirt with SEX just written in big block letters has such an indescribable energy
FELT THIS
I want it
@@busterb7482 same
i really want that shirt
It has 🥶🤯🇺🇸🤡 dude energy but it also has indie gay girl energy like opposite end of the same spectrum in the same awful shirt
The fact that Ted Danson was in this as community service is the funniest fact I think I’ve ever learned
You’re on the planet z of funniness
@@kittencorp.3295 sorry but that’s planet C, planet Z is for funness as the video clearly states.
A close 2nd is the time Billy Crystal ate too made edibles before an MRI, asked the techs for Taco Bell, & left the office in the gown w/ his ass hanging out. 😆🤣
I'm your 4.5k like
Well get ready for ANOTHER funny fact. The new voice of the chuck e. cheese mouse is the lead singer of Bowling For Soup.
I love how he glosses over that kid saying "fun sex" with that uncomfortable eyebrow twitching.
Facts
That was the funniest thing in any one of his videos
9:33
@@iwantsexseemyvideo3336 no ❤️✨
@@saaya4988 open her canal bro
“I was only 10 and he was 17.”
*Hold the ABSOLUTE PHONE*
SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE
HAHAHAH
**Microsoft window noise plays**
I was only 3 months old and he was on his death bed...*smirks* we made out and he died immediately after. He gave me a disease from his salivaa I'm currently 2 years old and on life support. But man I'll never forget that day I got a kiss from John F Kennedy 😍
*jazz music stops*
I’m sorry but Ted Danson repeatedly singing “if you love me, if you love me, if you loooove me” LITERALLY makes me cry laughing every time idk why
I mean it makes sense why he's in the bad place
The laugh kills me oh my god-
5:38
Oh my god he's back 7:19
i NEED that shirt that says “GIB” on the front and “Good in Bed” on the back
me too girl, me too
yes please
I need a shirt that says “GIB” in the front and “GIBBY” in the back
@@isabellahurley6552 period
Gib me that shirt
“i was only 10 and he was 17”
jesus christ man....
@Sakina please don't make me remember them
Right? Like the whole time she was talking I was just: 👁👄👁 um sis?
@Sakina shoutout to whole foods
👨👧
Time stamp pls nvm I found it
"How does the moon know when to come out"
The Moon : "Idk Idk I'm in the dark???"
Underrated 😂
Sugamamaaaaa
The guy talking about men not being very open about love just to have a cartoon face show up is comedy gold.
See, this is *exactly* why men don't talk about their feelings. It summons The Face.
I would just like to document the fact that, when i write this, @knobby5722's comment has 269 likes and @Tabbyclaw's comment has 69 likes
@@fntthesmth423 thank you for your records
I literally can’t tell the difference between Drew’s edits of the movie, and the movie’s edits of the movie
lol same
after watching the whole original film, I'm sad to say he's done next to nothing to it, How Do I Know I'm Really In Love is nearly an hour of the movie form of LSD
same lol
@@jacobscott1243 How did you watch it omg
@@livvywilliams8815 it’s on youtube
So basically what you're telling me is this movie is an hour of Ted Danson dissociating.
Ted Danson dissociates and astral projects into the Bad Place, assumes the identity of Bad Place architect Michael and helps 4 dead humans to get into the Good Place and finally returns to Earth.
@@rorgues6465 uh
@@rorgues6465 this is a good headcanon
@@rorgues6465 Alternatively, this is Michael's Bad Place.
@@rorgues6465 that is literally the plot of The Good Place
Schools have such little funding during this quarantine that they have to turn to express vpn sponsorships in class. Sad times 😞
don't give them any ideas
This will make you laugh ua-cam.com/video/Afk79sqplds/v-deo.html
Lol
wait why did i think this was an actual thing for a second
@@max-jc6wc because our school system sucks.
It's a privilege to watch you deconstruct the ridiculousness I had to grow up watching. My health teacher was the freshman football coach and he couldn't even say the word menstruation without looking at the floor. I'm counting on your generation to sort this nonsense out.
Drew is one of the few sane people in this world 🤣
Boy do I have news for you. A congressman just proposed banning the mentioning of the word 'period' and anything about menstruation in schools. We're regressing.
When I was in like year 9 PE our teacher was asking if anyone would know why women might have to consume more iron than men, and all the guys we're like "umm cause they only eat salad"
"Trust."
"Honesty."
"f u n s e x"
also can we just appreciate the fact that the girl at 6:50 is named bj?
*omg i found drew deleted video, here’s the link* ua-cam.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/v-deo.html
@@riskyy2657 scam, dont watch
@@velimirmitrovic402 now I have to watch it
Riskyy
Shut up. -.-
Oh, I thought he said "fartin' sex" but that makes a lot more sense
Jason: "She doesn't like my hair."
*Hasn't changed his hair in 30 years*
no God please, that wasn't 30 years ago, I was born the year this was made, don't round it up like that, say this video's still so young, it wasn't 30 years ago yet 😭😭
*omg i found drew deleted video, here’s the link* ua-cam.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/v-deo.html
Ok, I took the bait. Congrats
Riskyy Hm, idk, that’s kinda sus to me.
@@Kaunoe Kinda fits the username "Risky" lol.
10 year old girl: "I was chasing a fish then ran into some 17 year old guy and passed out when I woke up he was carrying me out the water. It was love at first sight"
Drew: "w h a t"
It cant be just me who thought that she fell for the fish right 👁️👄👁️
@@ayushijain7074 AHAGAGH SAME
*omg i found drew deleted video, here’s the link* ua-cam.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/v-deo.html
@@riskyy2657 last I checked Drew isn't Mrs beast he's drew and also it's on your channel so how does that work?
I'm very tired so I thought it was all just a metaphor for sex and I was appalled
The face you make right after she says “it was love at first sight but I was only 10 and he was 17” is the reaction gif I’ve been searching for all year.
10 y/o me watching avatar and having the fattest crush on Sokka
I like how Drew is wearing a NASA-style shirt for the character answering the random sun questions.
I think it's pretty NEAT.
He's actually wrong, though. The Sun _*does* move - It's constantly orbiting the centre of the Milky Way galaxy just as the Earth is constantly orbiting the Sun.
@@LoganBluth for the purposes of the question, the movement of the sun does not have to be explained
@@EvanAviator The question is irrelevant. He literally made the statement: "The Sun doesn't move." This is factually incorrect. You seem to be attempting to counter a claim I didn't make.
@@LoganBluth oh my god that’s so pedantic
That guys obituary had me dying! "He threw the bible at them and they exploded" you can't make this shit up, pure gold.
Ik right lol
he did the impossible i guess
> you can’t make this up
B-but... he _did_
@@DelightfullyGrace Yes i am aware, i mean't drew.
@@DelightfullyGrace id like the comment but my favorite number is 37, im sorry it had to be this way (ㆀ˘･з･˘)
I desperately want a shirt that says GIB on the front and Good In Bed on the back.
Wear it every day, I'm gonna find you wearing it
Zac Power’s crying off in the distance.
Gibby asf
You can absolutely commission a silkscreen of that
I mean shit I’d make one
@@mila-lt3hf i was barely holding it together and then i saw this comment
my stomach hurts from laughing too much lmfao
serves my regular teacher right for golfing during a pandemic smh
golfing during a pandemic...
smh-ing my head
Yes the king is here!!!
is your teacher donald trump
Wow, Hey dude
You could tell Jason Bateman would be a star. that "she doesnt like my hair" line was a ridcilous scene but he delivered it so seriously, like he really meant it, while being aware how stupid it sounds. That pretty much sums up his acting style.
Jason Bateman was a big star at that point, his career dwindled when he grew up but found fame again when arrested development came out
"The Sun doesn't move."
"I don't know I'm in the dark."
I think those two quotes should've been combined in some way.
"Dude has the sun moved for you?"
"I don't know, the sun doesn't move so I'm in the dark."
Pun intended.
“And that’s when I fell in love”
You had a concussion honey, that’s not falling in love.
(Also 10 and 17, EW, why is this even IN the video)
Im pretty certain that it wasn’t love probably more gratitude for ya know saving their life they probably just mistook their feelings of appreciation for feelings of love
@Joshua EdwinRoehl Is that song a troll or serious?
“The problem is so common, there’s even a name for it: transference. It’s when a patient confuses gratitude or compassion for love. Some imagine they are falling in love with the doctor.” which I think could apply here, he wasn’t a doctor but basically saved her life
Be careful not to click on such links, they could be IP grabbers
This will make you laugh ua-cam.com/video/Afk79sqplds/v-deo.html
It's almost like Ted Danson has a demon inside him.
Do you mean a giant fire squid?
is this like a good place reference or something?
@@Zach-h2l yes.
Is he the white naruto?
he _is_ the ghost in three men and a baby
11:53 wait… you can just…. do that?
like what if i just got bored one day and published my own fake obituary? is there any legal repercussion to this?
what if i did it right now?
kiwi the parakeet tiger (1953-2022)did too sick of a kickflip earlier today, and the absurd levels of awesomeness ripped open a hole in time and space. this rip caused kiwi to disintegrate instantly.
kiwi’s most notable achievements were being the 5th face to be carved onto mount rushmore, solving world hunger by filling 7 water towers with pasta and cooking it, and having never been stung by a bee.
gone too soon. rest in pasta
I believe it
real
IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME!
10/10, I’d go to the funeral, even if it was truly fake
They will be missed 😔
“Hey, you wanna come over?”
“Sorry, I’m OTD right now”
either interpretation makes me laugh haha
This is the 90s version of AFK
On the DI- oh, okay
"TV legend Ted Danson"
"Sexual intercourse"
I CHOKED 😭😂💀
Chocked one what 😏？
Chocked one what 😏?
Oh poor Drew. Ever since Amanda left for Afghanistan, he’s had a really hard time finding love. I’m glad he’s going on this journey of self discovery.
he isn’t wearing his wedding ring🤔
maybe he should move in with his best friend and his quirky neighbor jackie!
Yes
😔
I hope Danny moves in soon, because Drew’s clearly spiraling.
Drew’s genuinely horrified expression after the 10 and 17 year old but had me in tears
"Interest, intrigue, infatuation, love..."
"What??"
"...staircase, staircase." 📶
Are they trying to reference plato’s ladder of love?? If so this is so bizarre lmao
@@nicoled3268 no no I think they’re talking the staircase, staircase
✨ o h ✨
This will make you laugh ua-cam.com/video/Afk79sqplds/v-deo.html
"the planet z of funness" is such a stupid phrase and i'm intrigued by it
Hearing that phrase sends me to the Planet Z of funness
that phrase quickly entered my vocabulary as soon as i heard it
Wassup Dook Larue :)
I’m using this now
It's one of the greatest phrases to ever be phrased.
Ted Danson’s presence in this video just screams “I have a bag of coke backstage”
@J Dude stop you fool
@J Dude stfu
"Coca-cola, not cocaine."
He's probably hallucinating about torturing 4 humans, iykyk
"I was 10 and he was 17. I was knocked unconscious but when I woke up he was carrying me. That's how I know it was love."
EXCUSE ME WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK?!
🚓🚓🚓🚓🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
Kids have crushes on older people all the time. I thought it was pretty clear that it was just some random teen saving her from drowning who probably doesn't remember it at all.
If he felt something back then yeah that would be creepy as hell
@@klc517 Holy crap! I thought she was involved with something much worse and just mistook it for love because she was so traumatized that she had to create a narrative
It's normal. Kids have crushes on older ppl all the time. The teen probably just saved her because he didn't want anyone to drown.
"What I _thought_ was his obituary" is genuinely the most intriguing statement I've ever heard
EDIT: I come back a year later with 4k likes... thanks I guess
Right? I was like- then what is it?
How do you do italics
@@RachaelLongLastName you put _ at the start and end of the word
@@baconsoda7011 thnx!
@@RachaelLongLastName np!
This is a prequel to Ozark prove me wrong
i mean i cant
you are correct
*omg i found drew deleted video, here’s the link* ua-cam.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/v-deo.html
@@riskyy2657 Don't be so desperate
More shoreline than the entire coast of California
Or arrested development
I love that these films always look like they were filmed in a funeral home during a visitation.
like the kids decided to make a PSA with their weird uncle Ted in the back row while mom and dad are still saying goodbye to grandma
From anger to love, a truly beautiful story
it's like everyone is mentally unstable in this movie.
the 90s
“I was 10 and he was 17”
Me: _wha_ ... *wHaT*
“the sun doesn’t move, we move around it”
people 600 years ago: set him on fire boys
the sun does actually move tho, our solar system orbits the centre of the milky way galaxy
BURN THE SCIENTIST
It’s definitely wild when you think about it how difficult it would be to prove the earth revolves around the sun before the advent of the telescope.
@@lewlewlewlewlewlewlewlewlew thats true
I like your name
Her: "I was 10 and he was 17"
Me: Woah, that escalated quickly.
I'm surprised there's not more comments about that part
Take a seat.
That was white guy blinking meme for sure
Someone's gonna walk in with the transcripts.
Yeah I was like 😬
Honestly the girl who fell in love with that much older guy (for her age) isn’t that weird, that happens all the time. That said, at that age when you have no knowledge of love and/or any control/maturity over your emotions, we would just consider that to be someone’s first infatuation. It would most likely be pretty intense and obsessive though, a persons first crush usually is.
You’re right, hell I had my fair shares of crushing on adult men when I was ten. What I want to know is what kind of 17 year old would enable that kinda behavior and date a 10 year old? I’m 18 and the idea of dating someone that young makes me sick, especially since I’m a legal adult now
@@starstorm1267 There wasn’t really any mention of them dating. Just him carrying her out of the water and *her* falling in love. To him he was probably just saving a little girl from drowning and nothing more. We don’t even know if they ever saw/talked to each other again after that.
Ted Danson: THIS is the bad place!
JASON figured it out!? JASON!!??
@@randomfandoms6769 that's just embarrassing
*omg i found drew deleted video, here’s the link* ua-cam.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/v-deo.html
I’ve been trying to figure out where I recognized him from!
@@braingirl9112 it’s a link to their own video lmao i took the plunge
“I was only 10 and he was 17”
* TIM ALLEN NOISES**
I belive it goes "GUEEEEGH?"
Age is only a number
@@thorshammer1815 yes, and so is 9-1-1 (9-9-9) in the UK
@J Dude sick beat
@@sarah-michellemease5622 My witty remark backlashed, F
JASON BATEMANS LINE OF: “SHE DOESNT LIKE MY HAIR” Is the most Jason Bateman from arrested development thing ever
This will make you laugh ua-cam.com/video/Afk79sqplds/v-deo.html
I know lol his mannerism is still identical today
ua-cam.com/video/A30Tzfpxa0c/v-deo.html
Sounds like the “for British eyes only” bit
@@kipjaffy spot on!
12:35 "it looks like the bell's gonna ring in a couple minutes" triggered my fight or flight response
I cannot stress enough how much Drew has the energy of a chill substitute teacher who just puts on a video and goes to sleep in the back of the classroom
Holy shit, accurate af. Why were the subs so much more chill than the main teachers though?
I think he's more the cool sub that doesnt follow the lesson plan and engages with the kids about something real.
I had some nightmare substitutes in my day. Bizarre people on power trips.
It's the John Mulaney energy
"Intrest, intrigue, infatuation, love."
"What?"
"Staircase, staircase."
"Oh."
That killed me
Like it *almost* makes sense? But something about the dialogue is off like aliens wrote it
I read that just as I heard it lmao
I deadass thought I just misheard that part and moved on but nope heard it right
Sounds like a danny gonzalez song
ua-cam.com/video/A30Tzfpxa0c/v-deo.html
i can’t believe drew invented homosexuality, we’re witnessing history here guys
@SCP 096 Trust me, I’m doing my best to forget that J.K Rowling exists.
SMSNSKQKQKQKQK
Magical Pancake everyone who knows what she’s said before wants to forget her
What a hero
@@erazn9077 sorry we all swore a blood oath never to reveal
I know this one! My mother managed a video store when I was a kid. This was on the bottom shelf of the 99 cent aisle. As far as I can tell, no one ever rented it.
But really, who would buy this besides anxious old-fashioned uninformed moms?
Not even ironically this one one of Drew’s best videos
Totally agree
Yeah and Danny’s New video is one of his best to
nice name lol, also tru
i know even the ad was perfect
Yes, I couldn't stop laughing
I was physically blown back into my seat when she said she was 10 and he was 17. I wish they express that she had a crush on a older guy instead of saying she was in love with him.
Most of the time its puppy love and big crushes not actual love.
Right ..?? I paused and rewinded this part 2x bcs i was making dinner at the same time & i thought i strongly misunderstood
Yeah, especially since it really just seems like he kept her from dying lmfao
Yeah or just wanting approval from an older person. I don’t think a ten year old girl wants to be in an actual romantic relationship. At least I didn’t
And her name is B.J. which scared me at first
Yeah but isn't that the idea "how do I know if that was love" he rescued her so she THOUGHT she was in love. That's it
ted knows he’s not in the bad place, he’s in the worst place.
If THIS was how the architect truly died, no wonder he freaked out
Ted just singing and maniacally laughing is amazing. I LOVE this.
the dislikes are from Ted Danson
And Mary (pinned comment) apperently
I disliked it cause RedLetterMedia had this tape years ago and everyone apes off RLM gives them zero credit.
Nah theyre from Mary
Ted Danson, Adam Scott, and all the other residents of The Bad Place
@@CamRunsonFandoms wait what, Adam Scott?
I am now TOTALLY slipping “It’s like the Planet Z of Fun-ness” 😏 into all my interactions.
Read this comment as it was said in the video!
yes
"I was only ten and he was 17" o_o "i guess i passed out or something" O__O "but when i woke up he was carrying me out of the water" *O_____O*
Indeed wtf 0___0
what in the world O______O
That was cursed 0_____0
*O______________O*
0______________________________________0
8:29 Someone give Drew an Oscar for this, the resigned exasperation in his voice is just incredible.
Are you Ned Flamez??? The one who sung the circus
Yes he
he is
i think
no that was kurtis i think
yup
lmao it's hilarious to me thinking about the fact that somebody had to actually go out and have all those crazy t shirts made
Especially the GIB Good In Bed one
I'm on your planet of funness.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Imagine being a person who works in the company that made the them, but you don’t have context
in 1992 lmfao
This PSA only raised more questions instead of answering any
*omg i found drew deleted video, here’s the link* ua-cam.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/v-deo.html
6:11
o N t H e d i C k ?
o h-
i love this new era of drew gooden just talking about things he wants to talk about i am a big fan of this development
This will make you laugh ua-cam.com/video/Afk79sqplds/v-deo.html
I love how almost everyone always ignores the drawing In the background of every single video. Why? Cmon people, appreciate the artist!
Hello, my name is AxxL. Here's my opinion: I don't like your girlfriend; I think you need a new one. I could be your girlfriend; I know that you like me! GAGAGAGAGA! PRAAAAAANK! I am not a girl! I am a UA-camr! Thanks for falling for my prank, dear mak
@UCI576PbEJK0_Kndyrv8oZ0w same
@@AxxLAfriku wtf
Everyone notices it, no one comments about it
I dont ignore it, stop making assumptions
My name is Joanna and I had to rewind when I heard my name. Not a super common name. But I must say, I don’t know... I don’t know, I’m in the dark.
When lost in the dark, use the Sun. The Sun doesn't move, so it's easy to find.
same
@@xZippy but what if the sun forgets what time it is
I’m sure you’re very confused
I cannot be the only one who thought they meant "power of attorney" when they said POA
What does poa actually stand for? I looked it up on urban dictionary and there's multiple, uh, definitions
@@user-nw3ol7fk1i
P - drew
O - gooder
A -
@@user-nw3ol7fk1i From the time the video came out, I would guess "Piece of Ass."
@@user-nw3ol7fk1i Part on Alligators
“what I THOUGHT was his obituary,” I’ve never been so intrigued
That clip of Ted Danson cackling maniacally is so jarringly funny for no reason xD
More like Michael
I just imagined Drew beating my teacher with a golf club in the middle of a golf course when he said my teacher had a golfing accident
Lol
ah yes, btw you have 69 likes
11:10 “Gordon, as is well-known, was indicted for murder” ??
"I was ten and he was seventeen" 𝓮𝔁𝓬𝓾𝓼𝓮 𝓶𝓮
2:56 “Can your ‘science’ explain why it rains?”
“YES, YES IT CAN”
i was just watching that atla episode the other day 😁
this is like my fourth time watching this and i just noticed that the poster for this had “$29.95” at the bottom and i calculated the inflation and that’s like $55 in 2020 dollars. i hope all the money went to ted danson’s ticket fund.
drew continuing to be one of the funniest people on this platform
Him and Danny are some of my favourite UA-camrs. They really are great.
@@alexandermcalister1518 Throw in Kurtis Conner, Cody Ko, and Leon Lush. :D If you like Drew and Danny, check those other ones out, too!
Come on your funny too
Ahhhhhhhhh i cant believe your here lol
Well of course he is. He’s the first and only youtuber on this platform
You should review "How to Be Cool at Parties" from 1986. The instructions are very clear and I highly recommend it.
I assume you found that from RLM?
Isn’t that the one Chadtronic and Brutalmoose checked out?
anybody know where i can find this vhs video? the one drew talking about?
@@siamesewarrior7248 yes with moist trash
@@hannibalhobbes4289 To be fair, RLM has done a lot of videos on Wheel of the Worst that I'd love to see Drew, Kurtis or Danny cover. Especially that one they did recently with the lady who won't stop nagging that puppet for watching tv.
Trust. Honesty. FUN SEX. Okay then, a government body made this.
lmao gotta love Los Angeles
This will make you laugh ua-cam.com/video/Afk79sqplds/v-deo.html
Well they don’t endorse it so it’s cool
This video is one of Drew's absolute best. I could watch it a hundred times, and I'll laugh out loud each and every time.
It is pretty great.
Can't wait for the clip of Joanna saying "I dunno! I dunno, I'm in the dark!" to become the hot new meme template.
Literally everyone during 2020 is Joanna
I read meme as mom lol
Drew you can't expect us to not imagine you singing "What is Love" from that title.
The man himself 0_0
Hi justin
hi
p word
Hiiii justinnnnn :D
i still can’t get over the fact that somebody named their kid BJ
Like bj novak
I went to middle school with a guy who went by BJ. He was William Jr., or Bill Jr., and I guess his family just decided to go with BJ. We were a bunch of 13 year olds, so you can only imagine the comments made. He hated it, but we're dumb kids, man lol.
@@rebexyy oh my haha
BJ isn’t even that bad of a name, I’ve seen much worse names
Had a kid in my classes in elementary who went by BJ. As we were young, we had no idea the implications. I ran into him in High School and said "Hey BJ" and he very quickly said "It's Bradley now." LOL
Ted Danson is completely losing his shit lmao “Can someone reel in Ted” drew is hilarious 😂
I’m in love with Ted Danson and I also really hope that he did this as community service
i still irrationally hold it against him whenever I see or hear about him, that his character made that joke dissing red hot chili peppers fans in episode one of the good place
Z MEE TOO omg i was so disappointed when i heard that joke. i felt so called out
@@lydiamcnanney8 In a show about the afterlife (The Good Place), his character said that if you listened to the red hot chilli peppers, you deserved to go to hell.
This will make you laugh ua-cam.com/video/Afk79sqplds/v-deo.html
I love how you committed to the sub teacher role until the end lol
"love is when she be looking like a toad" is my favorite sentence to ever be said and i will be putting it on my tombstone.
Imagine watching a drew gooden video only to see your parent on an informative video about love
Oh noooo
wait, really? one of your parents is in this?
Which one is your parent? Lmao
When Drew asked if I had internet, I said "no" and almost immediately he said "don't you lie to me". It freaked me out omg
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@@xxjessica_playzxx9918 wut.
I said yes... Pretty weird response from him.
Talking to your screen 👍
I can’t believe a totally real hooman would lie to Drew!
“Mature love is energizing, immature love is exhausting” is actually a really valuable insight
it’s always hey guy but never how guy 😔
Hey Greg but never how’s Greg 😖😣😔
I feel for you bro
U genius
@@ibeflyingsolo thank you
These are my favorite. All I want is to see is commentary on weird PSAs, odd training videos, old advice videos from the early 50’s and whatever genera this is. I don’t know why but I’m fascinated. It’s always cheesy and awkward and 10/10.
needed a Drew video LETS GOOOO
@RayeSings dang we really got noticed here haha thanks!
Yea, but don’t you mean a new Danny video? Cause we’re in his channel
Omg I just got done watching one of your videos. Love y’all
Omg love the new Shane Dawson video!!!!
Hello, I love you both, very much. Please watch zapped :)
Please make a shirt that says “Love is when she be lookin’ like a toad.”
Yesss
"~To put it simply~" bedazzled on the back
@@Mmc.879 that is beautiful.
I went through the five stages of grief while watching this video. I laughed, I cried, I had a little existential crisis, I cried, and yet I have never felt so confused. Every clip from this “movie” made me feel like I was high. Is that what feeling high is like? The editing itself my brain hurt. I am in so much pain. The story about the professor was so mind boggling I had to take a nap. WHY WERE THERE SO MANY PAUSES? WERE THE DIRECTORS OK LIKE MENTALLY? DID DREW GET ANY RESPONSE FROM MR. APPLEBEE? DID DREW RESLLY NOT MAKE A SINGLE “WHAT IS LOVE “ REFERENCE? I need to take another nap. In conclusion : 5 stars
This is the exact mood. What an amazing comment
"5 stars"
Out of 10?
@@user-nw3ol7fk1i out of 1
This will make you laugh ua-cam.com/video/Afk79sqplds/v-deo.html
I fist pumped the air
Just figured out why “fun sex” has been floating around in my head for a year and a half