Knowing the Finns, the other 86% probably finds coffee way to weak to get around with. If you can figure out whatever makes them go around like the highly succesfull, rally loving, ice diving, quarterway alcoholic glorious madmen they are, you are destined for greatness. But seriously, my respect for the Finnish, you sure deserve it with all you have achieved.
Im a Finn. I was in Liverpool once and ordered a cortado as double from a coffee truck in the morning. The barista asked what I meant and I said I want a cortado, but with more coffee in it. He then went to point out to me it would be 4 shots of espresso. I smiled and said "yes, that, thank you!" A woman taking an order before me asked if I'm tired. I replied "no, just Finnish". 😂
As a Finn I wonder american way of thinking that cofein in some kind of drug or miracle maker. It's just coffee, that keeps us happiest people on this planet. Aaaand I can quit that drinking anytime I want.. until I need another one.
@dunzerkug I was going to say I may or may not know some people who would totally drop a duece in his yard because he told him to soon he pranked him.
That makes me think of the episode of That 70s Show with the laxative brownies. Kelso commented on how good a prank it was....while he continued to eat them.
At my previous work place, here in Norway. We had workers that the first thing they did in the morning, was putting the coffee machine at max strength, for then 15 minutes later, stand in que outside the toilets
@@bavm1885bavmI had to stop measuring in cups because I drink too much coffee. I Usually drink 2 pots and just checked its 24 cups I honestly relate to them as well.
Is it even possible to talk to this 14% in the early morning or do you have to wait till at least 3 cups are down before you speak to them? Sounds about as dangerous as trying to hug a wild moose....
As one of those 14%, I'm surprised it's only 14. Coffee is so important here, that my boss once told us that we're running out of coffee and he wasn't planning on going out to buy more until the next day, I told him that I'm going home the second there's no longer coffee, everyone else nodded in agreement, so he dropped all of his no doubt important CEO stuff and went to buy us more coffee. 😂
My dad is one of those Finns. Starts every morning with two cups of black coffee. And I mean cups cups. As in the measurement. Dunno how much he drank at work but you know he brewed more after coming home.
A metric cup = 250 mL US standard volume cup = 8 oz 250 mL = 8.45 oz So even half that - (12 * 8.45) / 2 = 50.7 oz - is a *lot* of coffee. That is more than two and a half venti Starbucks coffees. And if the Finns like cream and sugar, well, I hope they have a good deal on Ozempic.
@@WillemPenn I would say basically everyone in that 14% drink their coffee black. Sugar and cream are always offered but it's very common to drink it black in general
@@xWood4000 As it should be. I, too, take my coffees with coffee, and only coffee. Also, I guess I'm part Finn, because when I'm on the sauce I may as well be attached to an IV drip of ebony energy the whole day. Then the heart palpitations start after about a month, and I need to switch beverages.
Why put your kidneys through that?! Just do what I do and eat it. Three tablespoons of Starbucks instant, one tablespoon of mushroom coffee in an eight oz mug.
My coffee cup is 2 liters. It was a walmart cold brew pot but I just brew mine on the perc and use the thing as a cup instead. Yes I do drink multiple of these cups in a day.
I'm from finland and can confirm this usually I drink about 20 cups a day but at weekends about 10 I don't really count but that's the rough amount ps keep up the good work
Lmao 🤣 this reminded me: When my husband was a young teen him, friends and his brothers were always getting in to trouble/mischief. Funny because he's so calm opposite now verses the stories I've been told (I'm actually write a bit younger than him so for some reason this really makes his friends/family delight in telling me the stories, in a friendly teasing kind of way) and One day I got home from work and was at the end of the drive when he pulled up, i was worried because you could see easily in the dirt someone drove of the road, hit and went over the mailbox and must have gotten stuck in the ditch for a minute before driving off. I thought some one could have been hurt in the accident. And expressed this while he was fixing it all. He gave me the most amused look and said "I don't think you should worry about that being the problem, honey." I thought that was odd but shrugged it off. Two days later I come home and someone had obviously driven back and forth multiple times and hit ours and the neighbors mailbox several times with a stick (or bat) several times and I was absolutely irate. He pulls up, gets out of the car, stares at the mailbox for a minute quietly chuckles a bit before I hear him say under his breath "Yeah, yeah okay, I deserved that, karma, karma got me on this one." 😆🤦🏼♀️😂🤣
I can just imagine the neighbours just watching Jason talking to no one in front of a camera stand, switching positions and replying to himself. They’d be like “wtf is he doing?”
As a Finn, i can confirm. 5-6 cups per day is pretty normal, and +10 cups is relatively common. I usually drink 2 big cups in the morning and 1-2 during the day. I mean, morning coffee is awesome, how can you not love it?
As someone who's been in and in front of a house where no one wanted to clean up the eggy mess, I love the dedication! The recommend maximum amount of daily caffeine is about 800mg, and 10 cups is around 1,000mg 😅 most or all of those 14% are dieing early.
The beginning of a true friendship between those two. If ya aint fuckin with ya boys, and aint just like "yeah I deserved this / well played" ya aint true homies.
Worked at a place where coffee cups are paid to company, like 20 cents a cup. This one dude seriously racked like 60 cups in a work week. 3 at every break or something like that.
In the conscript military service in the Finnish army-navy I had three mugs of coffee at breakfast, another three at lunch, but just two at dinner. However, those weren't cups, they were 0.5l (17 fl.oz) steel mugs.
5 of those 14% are from my family. Me, my dad, my uncles and my grandpa. I've never been in the same room with them without at least one of us drinking a coffee.
As one of the very rare Finns who doesn't drink coffee, I can confirm, some Finns do seem to drink ridiculous amounts of coffee.
🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮jep people can’t survive without
Do you think it’s only a matter of time until some ridiculously rich Finn comes up with coffee saunas (replace the warm water with hot coffee)?
That sounds so nice! 🥰😍
@@jordinagel1184 Oh god, I don't even wanna imagine smell 🤢
I get migraines when I don't drink it so you are a lucky son of a bitch.
it’s only 14% cuz the others died.
The other 86%💀
Knowing the Finns, the other 86% probably finds coffee way to weak to get around with. If you can figure out whatever makes them go around like the highly succesfull, rally loving, ice diving, quarterway alcoholic glorious madmen they are, you are destined for greatness.
But seriously, my respect for the Finnish, you sure deserve it with all you have achieved.
I drank a 18 shot of espresso mega cup, multiple times
@@seanhartnett79 holy fuck man, give your heart a rest 😭
That's funny
Bro rlly egged his own house for a skit. I respect that
He is dedicated! 😁
You got to wonder what his neighbors were thinking 😂😂😂
@@lovelight6973they’ve probably given up trying to guess by now
@@bmanning4999 yeah lol
They're so used to it by now... 🤭
"that's fair, now I'm on my way to destroying your bathroom for this, let the battle commence"
Karma🤭
@@FireDeptCoffee And thus, the cycle is complete.
To Valhalla
Guy didn't realize he just turned that man into a bizarre biological weapon, loaded and ready to fire at *his* discretion xD
"... Yeah, ok, I deserved that" lmao
😂😂
A real grown up man... got caught, accepts fault.
You got that right!
@@FireDeptCoffee I mean except for how illegal this is.
@@michaelsander2878is it tho it's his own house
Yep. Alot of men do. Now, if females would ve an adult and accept responsibility, then hell, maybe the world would be a better place.
@@michaelsander2878 So is vandalism.
Accountability and acceptance is the key to living a guilt free life.
You got that right! 😌
I thought being sociopathic was the key to living a guilt free life.
Im a Finn. I was in Liverpool once and ordered a cortado as double from a coffee truck in the morning. The barista asked what I meant and I said I want a cortado, but with more coffee in it. He then went to point out to me it would be 4 shots of espresso. I smiled and said "yes, that, thank you!" A woman taking an order before me asked if I'm tired. I replied "no, just Finnish". 😂
"Just Finnish" Love the pride! 😁☕
Four shots of espresso. 😭
I gotta send some of my friends to Finland.
Only four shots? That's half of my morning coffee.
And yes. Finnish. And no. Caffeine does nothing to me.
As a Finn I wonder american way of thinking that cofein in some kind of drug or miracle maker. It's just coffee, that keeps us happiest people on this planet. Aaaand I can quit that drinking anytime I want.. until I need another one.
@@SlendisFi_Universe Yeah, it usually only depends on the size of the mug.... I really should bring my own for that..
YOU HAVE SUMMONED THE FINNS RISE UP MY FELLOW COMRADES 🇫🇮🇫🇮
Hello! Welcome! 😁☕
I personally am American but I have finnish blood and follow a lot of the traditions, can I rise with you
Ooh, is Simo here?!
@@timesnewlogan2032you won’t notice but he’s here
I don't want to...do I have to 😂😂😂😂
Bro just summoned the entirety of Finland here
😂😂
I mean there's like five of us, it's not super hard.
@@maddievaris true, also my friend has the same last name as you
@@zeroburbyt6426 Point proven. 😃
@@maddievaris plus me, so 6.
Bro just admitted defeat at the end💀💀💀
You win some, you lose some. 😅
@@FireDeptCoffeeBut was it worth it though? 😂
By the laws of pranking you must accept equitable retribution without question, if they one up it though THEN you gotta step it up in return.
No comment😅
@dunzerkug I was going to say I may or may not know some people who would totally drop a duece in his yard because he told him to soon he pranked him.
Yes, as a Finn I confirm. It's crazy how some of us drink that amount of coffee... The rest (86 %) actually drink twice the amount :D
True coffee lovers! 😁
he really needed to take a drink of coffee on his way to the restroom, though.
😅😅
That makes me think of the episode of That 70s Show with the laxative brownies. Kelso commented on how good a prank it was....while he continued to eat them.
Torille! 🇫🇮
Also, my husband is definetly part of that 14%
Especially teachers in finnish schools. Teachers have coffee like after every class.
Coffee keeps people sane. ☕😌
It was tradition in our school that the 9th grade make coffee for the teatchers for the last class of the day
As a guy from sweden(2 most drinking coffee countrie) I spend way to much money on coffee a day(14$ or 70 bucks in my countrie)
Do you buy it from stores like Starbucks? If not do coffee just cost that much and probably try making coffee at home
At my previous work place, here in Norway. We had workers that the first thing they did in the morning, was putting the coffee machine at max strength, for then 15 minutes later, stand in que outside the toilets
It's all a part of the morning routine! 😌
Both are a mood...a complete mood. 🤣
Bro sounded defeated at the end😂
😂😂
greetings from Finland. I am not one of them 14%, but I do drink 2 cups of coffee a day.
You gotta pump those numbers up distant neighbour, even I drink 3-4 cups a day
I'll get along with the 14% since I drink 18 cups a day
@@bavm1885bavmI had to stop measuring in cups because I drink too much coffee. I Usually drink 2 pots and just checked its 24 cups I honestly relate to them as well.
I drink one when I wake up. And another when I wake up tomorrow 😂
I drink few times a week but when i drink i drink like 8 cups or 4 pots with my friends.
Is it even possible to talk to this 14% in the early morning or do you have to wait till at least 3 cups are down before you speak to them? Sounds about as dangerous as trying to hug a wild moose....
My brother is in no way Finnish, but drinks between 4 and 12 cups of coffee a day.
It is the only way he is able to get to sleep without migraines.
Talking to a Finn? Dude is suicidal or something, just take care of your own business
Even if they don't drink coffee they aren't gonna talk with you
They’re Finnish, you’d start a conversation and they’ll just sit in silence staring at you until you cry.
Talking? To Finnish person? Dont be crazy, you dont talk to strangers, unless in sauna or drunk in bar xd
Hehehe Finland mentioned. Gonna drink coffee for that 1st thing in the morning
😁☕
As a woman from Finland I only drink 4-5 cups. It was a pain going down to 2 cups when pregnant.
I don't drink much. But my coffee can wake dead and make them stepdance for a thousand years.
Me? It gets me outta bed...
At least it's doing something! 😅
thats my morning routine now that i am over 25... i dunno how i got up in the morning for school.
At least he admitted defeat😅
who would stay functional with less than 10 cups of coffee per day?
Maybe a robot, but no human!
The 14% is the survive ability rate others succumb to the coffee addiction
Another finn here.
I barely drink coffee on days off but when at work I guzzle about a gallon of it.
Sure, we Finns drink a lot of coffee, but we also suffer from too high blood content in our caffeine system.
Man never stop making content. It’s hilarious and I learn something new from time to time!
From time to time! 😭😂
So this is how the guy went to the hospital who is puking blood and shiting himself
Normally in finland we drink almost two pots of coffee per day
We would get along great! ☕🤗
As one of those 14%, I'm surprised it's only 14. Coffee is so important here, that my boss once told us that we're running out of coffee and he wasn't planning on going out to buy more until the next day, I told him that I'm going home the second there's no longer coffee, everyone else nodded in agreement, so he dropped all of his no doubt important CEO stuff and went to buy us more coffee. 😂
That response was a complete show of integrity 💯
💯💯
My dad is one of those Finns. Starts every morning with two cups of black coffee. And I mean cups cups. As in the measurement. Dunno how much he drank at work but you know he brewed more after coming home.
as a Finn I can indeed confirm that the sheer amount coffee and alcohol might be a health risk. 😂
😶🤭
Key word: might. 👀
I have a feeling sucker wasn’t the key word here 😂😂
If I'm still getting paid while sitting on the can, then I'd say it's definitely worth it.
You got that right 😎☕
Fun fact. Our coffee mugs aren't metric cups whereas some other parts of the world, their tea cup/coffee cups are only HALF a metric cup.
🤯
Yeah, my smallest coffee cup is 0.8 metric cup
A metric cup = 250 mL
US standard volume cup = 8 oz
250 mL = 8.45 oz
So even half that - (12 * 8.45) / 2 = 50.7 oz - is a *lot* of coffee. That is more than two and a half venti Starbucks coffees.
And if the Finns like cream and sugar, well, I hope they have a good deal on Ozempic.
@@WillemPenn I would say basically everyone in that 14% drink their coffee black. Sugar and cream are always offered but it's very common to drink it black in general
@@xWood4000 As it should be. I, too, take my coffees with coffee, and only coffee.
Also, I guess I'm part Finn, because when I'm on the sauce I may as well be attached to an IV drip of ebony energy the whole day.
Then the heart palpitations start after about a month, and I need to switch beverages.
.....
SUOMI MAINITTU! TORILLE, PERKELE!!!
🇫🇮As a Finn i can confirm!🇫🇮
"Ok. I deserve that" The calm realisation that he really does 😂
XD XD XD The philosophical acceptance...
🤣🤣
Thought that mug was a bd mug
Im finnish, i dont like coffee but i know many people who drink it way too much😂
😁☕
Plot twist
He didn’t add anything to the coffee
As a paramedic in Finland I can tell you that those 10 cups barley would be enough for half a day 😅
I think I average 15-20 cups 😁
Why put your kidneys through that?!
Just do what I do and eat it. Three tablespoons of Starbucks instant, one tablespoon of mushroom coffee in an eight oz mug.
Finns are also the happiest people, according to memes. This all makes sense now.
As a Finnish I can confirm that I'm man and I drink usually 5-10 cups of coffee a day
Bro said fair play, let the games begin
😅
My coffee cup is 2 liters. It was a walmart cold brew pot but I just brew mine on the perc and use the thing as a cup instead. Yes I do drink multiple of these cups in a day.
Your heart. 😭
It makes it even funnier when you realize that he egged his own house to make this video
It's the dedication for me!
Egging your own house was really going the extra mile lol
Committed to the bit!😁🙌
Coffee machines is found in every house in Finland
(I speak from experience since I am a finn)
Fun fact, 18% of the *REDACTED*
I bet their "cups" of coffee are the size of a 10ml flush😂
I dunno about others, but the cup I use is 355ml, whatever that translates 'murica units.
Normal cup in Finnish workplaces is about 3dl.
@@professorikaaos6386 1.5 cups. So more than a 'murican.
I just drank 800ml of coffee in row an hour ago. It's 9pm here.
I'm from finland and can confirm this usually I drink about 20 cups a day but at weekends about 10 I don't really count but that's the rough amount ps keep up the good work
"OK. I deserve that" is the best way to make a best friend 😊
Finnish coffee is weak.
We Finns need that amount of coffee because we have a time of year when the sun is not visible at all. 😂
''Welp , ima head down to the toilet before anything bad happens'' was the Blue shirt guy face at the end
I've secretly always wanted to egg a house. Never thought about using my own! 😂
"SUCKER" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
Finland mentioned, Finns summoned 🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮
Lmao 🤣 this reminded me:
When my husband was a young teen him, friends and his brothers were always getting in to trouble/mischief. Funny because he's so calm opposite now verses the stories I've been told (I'm actually write a bit younger than him so for some reason this really makes his friends/family delight in telling me the stories, in a friendly teasing kind of way) and One day I got home from work and was at the end of the drive when he pulled up, i was worried because you could see easily in the dirt someone drove of the road, hit and went over the mailbox and must have gotten stuck in the ditch for a minute before driving off. I thought some one could have been hurt in the accident. And expressed this while he was fixing it all. He gave me the most amused look and said "I don't think you should worry about that being the problem, honey." I thought that was odd but shrugged it off. Two days later I come home and someone had obviously driven back and forth multiple times and hit ours and the neighbors mailbox several times with a stick (or bat) several times and I was absolutely irate.
He pulls up, gets out of the car, stares at the mailbox for a minute quietly chuckles a bit before I hear him say under his breath "Yeah, yeah okay, I deserved that, karma, karma got me on this one."
😆🤦🏼♀️😂🤣
Was expecting him to take another sip after the "I deserve that"
Ten cups of coffee?
That's just like one pan of coffee.
Bro i thought this was about 14% commiting 50% 😂
The most coffee I drank in a day was 35 cups, I just kept drinking and drinking. I thought my heart was going to explode.
I can just imagine the neighbours just watching Jason talking to no one in front of a camera stand, switching positions and replying to himself.
They’d be like “wtf is he doing?”
As a Finn, i can confirm. 5-6 cups per day is pretty normal, and +10 cups is relatively common. I usually drink 2 big cups in the morning and 1-2 during the day. I mean, morning coffee is awesome, how can you not love it?
You do not wake up without coffee in the morning. :D
Greetings from finland!🇫🇮
I love your videos.😊
Hello! We appreciate your support!🥰
As someone who's been in and in front of a house where no one wanted to clean up the eggy mess, I love the dedication!
The recommend maximum amount of daily caffeine is about 800mg, and 10 cups is around 1,000mg 😅 most or all of those 14% are dieing early.
As a finnish man I only drink like 5 cups a day. I get the rest of my caffeine from energy drinks
Anywhere from 0 a month to 12 cups a day. Now cup of coffee is 2dl, right? So that is 2,4 liters a coffee at most / day for me 😂
As a finnish person i am made of 50% coffee
100% you'll get a call to ask for help and slip and slide on sh*t 😂
Im 17 and drink about 5-10 cups some days, i might not finish vocational school :(
I'd probably take a trip to the hospital just to make sure it wasn't some form of poison.
JUST SAW YOUR GOVX COMMERCIAL!!! Congratulations!!!!
Wait until he figures out how much alcohol polish drink.
Let alone how much per mill alcohol people here have 😅
The beginning of a true friendship between those two. If ya aint fuckin with ya boys, and aint just like "yeah I deserved this / well played" ya aint true homies.
“You wreck my house I wreck your bowels”
“You wreck my bowels I wreck your toilet”
Ngl, the victim's casual facial expression at the start is hilariously goofy.
14% is quite an underestimate. Make it more like 34%.
Worked at a place where coffee cups are paid to company, like 20 cents a cup. This one dude seriously racked like 60 cups in a work week. 3 at every break or something like that.
I'm a man from Finland and can confirm 10 cups of coffee a day.
That's some serious coffee sipping! 😁☕
@@FireDeptCoffee Well Finns are also heavy drinkers, which goes beyond coffee. So coffee is a healthier option than alcohol.
In the conscript military service in the Finnish army-navy I had three mugs of coffee at breakfast, another three at lunch, but just two at dinner. However, those weren't cups, they were 0.5l (17 fl.oz) steel mugs.
Finland gets called out 😮
🤭🤭
Dude really said: GG's bro 😂
gg 😎
Forchan boutta find this mans house in 20 seconds
Remember to bring a drink with you to stay hydrated
Good thinking!
@@FireDeptCoffee thanks for replying👍
Thanks for watching! 😁
As a Finn I can confirm this fact. I wish you could just put iv into your caffeine filled veins 🤣
Bro excepted his fate
“Funner” he said under baited breath 🤣
Me, a fin, who just drank 4 mugs of coffee at 8pm. Also a mug of coffee is about 2 dl or 6.7 oz.
Well, you're in for a good night! 😎☕
@@FireDeptCoffee 😋☕️
Bro spiked his coffee with magnesium citrate
Those are some fancy words. 😁
5 of those 14% are from my family. Me, my dad, my uncles and my grandpa. I've never been in the same room with them without at least one of us drinking a coffee.
Yall need to make a video recreating the intro to Tacoma FD😂