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  • @BullyMaguiretheForbiddenOne
    @BullyMaguiretheForbiddenOne 3 роки тому +10607

    My favorite quote I heard
    "Your future self is talking shit about you"

    • @nftscreenshotter2013
      @nftscreenshotter2013 3 роки тому +184

      Suicidal mfs: 👁👄👁

    • @mrmatt7534
      @mrmatt7534 3 роки тому +254

      Jokes on him I'll ruin his life

    • @shawerful5209
      @shawerful5209 3 роки тому +492

      If this is True, i hope that my future self is living a horrible life.
      *Wait*

    • @yazanhawari4441
      @yazanhawari4441 3 роки тому +168

      Self-acceptance gang, where you at?

    • @line4169
      @line4169 3 роки тому +107

      I'm sorry my past self 🥺
      You need to respect yourself 👍

  • @nigerianwaffles205
    @nigerianwaffles205 5 років тому +38746

    If you replace the W’s in “when where and what” with T’s, you get the answer to every question.

    • @audeeophile
      @audeeophile 5 років тому +3309

      */Music plays*

    • @mklbrosito5784
      @mklbrosito5784 5 років тому +981

      /music plays

    • @marc-uc1vg
      @marc-uc1vg 5 років тому +432

      /Stolen comment

    • @lolmenx4
      @lolmenx4 5 років тому +180

      Omegalul

    • @mlem8671
      @mlem8671 5 років тому +397

      Jokes aside. If you're really gonna answer with that, you're just being a dick

  • @LeProbob
    @LeProbob 5 років тому +19307

    If you're chased by a serial killer, you're both running for your Life.
    / *Music Plays*

    • @8is
      @8is 5 років тому +283

      TheRealProbob that’s a good one xD

    • @Acc_-rh8tx
      @Acc_-rh8tx 5 років тому +81

      What?

    • @8is
      @8is 5 років тому +501

      @@Acc_-rh8tx The serial killer is running because he wants to take *YOUR* life xD

    • @Acc_-rh8tx
      @Acc_-rh8tx 5 років тому +137

      @@8is OHHHH SHIT .thx... Now I get the joke

    • @realmariaangelica
      @realmariaangelica 5 років тому +124

      If you and the killer are both fighting over your life
      /music plays

  • @QZDeserter
    @QZDeserter 2 місяці тому +327

    Nobody has ever been in an empty room. Because once you enter, it's no longer empty.
    /Music plays

    • @spencermoyes2499
      @spencermoyes2499 Місяць тому +3

      woah

    • @Kerberospande
      @Kerberospande 21 день тому +2

      Geez you got me right there... Now I can't blink wiwiwiwi...
      /Music plays

  • @winterzz8729
    @winterzz8729 5 років тому +26486

    Your future self is watching you through your memories
    /music plays

    • @shinobidaniel_12
      @shinobidaniel_12 5 років тому +118

      What is it?

    • @helioszxc
      @helioszxc 5 років тому +417

      "Your future self is watching you through you are memories" ye sure buddy , makes grammatical sense

    • @shinobidaniel_12
      @shinobidaniel_12 5 років тому +78

      @@helioszxc yeah he messed up there

    • @winterzz8729
      @winterzz8729 5 років тому +85

      JahJah look how you spelled it compared to mine illiterate pothead.

    • @helioszxc
      @helioszxc 5 років тому +39

      @@winterzz8729 its 2019 why are you still trolling ?

  • @dungeonsiphone2483
    @dungeonsiphone2483 4 роки тому +5087

    knowing you have the next day off is more relieving than the actual day off.
    */music plays*

    • @ARG3DMM
      @ARG3DMM 4 роки тому +6

      new vaporwave video jeje ua-cam.com/video/KPW8RH7xe4Y/v-deo.html

    • @fadthetic
      @fadthetic 4 роки тому +9

      🤯

    • @mammi7699
      @mammi7699 4 роки тому +93

      That is actually true

    • @Aresydatch
      @Aresydatch 4 роки тому +33

      So fucking true

    • @smartzombiesplayer6477
      @smartzombiesplayer6477 4 роки тому +13

      Dude that so true tho

  • @cucumber8907
    @cucumber8907 5 років тому +22932

    A treehouse is just a tree carrying its dead friend
    /music plays

  • @darkplague1207
    @darkplague1207 6 місяців тому +1424

    This whole comment section is what its like to be in vsauce's head for 2 minutes

  • @camelot5689
    @camelot5689 3 роки тому +8236

    I legit spent 1 hour reading these comments and I now possess unlimited knowledge in philosophy

  • @teonanhilton2512
    @teonanhilton2512 4 роки тому +7822

    Once you've read the dictionary, every other book is just a remix
    /music plays

  • @FRISHR
    @FRISHR 4 роки тому +8733

    When you get a bigger bed, you have more bed room but less bedroom.
    /music plays

  • @DeltaDawnB767
    @DeltaDawnB767 6 місяців тому +501

    “Wait, what was I going to do again?”

  • @Sailor_Nebula
    @Sailor_Nebula 5 років тому +11218

    Dora calls herself an explorer despite always travelling through mapped territory
    */music plays*

    • @urmotivation7638
      @urmotivation7638 5 років тому +385

      Holy fuck I just realized-

    • @jasonkh3943
      @jasonkh3943 5 років тому +159

      To be fair, does Dora actually refer to herself as an explorer in the show? I've never really watched it...

    • @jthad52801
      @jthad52801 5 років тому +156

      @@jasonkh3943 *Yes, she does..!*

    • @pumpkineckbort8856
      @pumpkineckbort8856 5 років тому +142

      I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map...it's all lies!

    • @fredsir41
      @fredsir41 5 років тому +69

      @@jasonkh3943 the show is literally called dora the *explorer*

  • @snoookie456
    @snoookie456 5 років тому +17588

    The brain is the only organ that named itself.
    /music plays

    • @cocadopa
      @cocadopa 5 років тому +265

      I was about to like your comment ... But 69 stopped me...

    • @lucaborghi4355
      @lucaborghi4355 5 років тому +51

      I'm the number 100 like

    • @ireggularegg9595
      @ireggularegg9595 5 років тому +12

      snoookie456 hearts probably an insult than lol

    • @gargos25
      @gargos25 5 років тому +119

      What about the mouth?

    • @snoookie456
      @snoookie456 5 років тому +64

      @@gargos25 /music plays

  • @Theffs-handle
    @Theffs-handle 4 роки тому +12667

    If James Bond is the most well known spy ever, doesn’t that mean he’s the worst spy?
    /music plays

    • @JYLPZ-il8ru
      @JYLPZ-il8ru 4 роки тому +58

      Wassup doomslayer😂😂😂

    • @JYLPZ-il8ru
      @JYLPZ-il8ru 4 роки тому +33

      The Doomslayer but Fr tho

    • @maximilianwolf9931
      @maximilianwolf9931 4 роки тому +204

      this changes everything

    • @TimothyMark7
      @TimothyMark7 4 роки тому +9

      interesting note doomguy very cool

    •  4 роки тому +67

      I had to read this 2 times to understand then when I did I just stared off into the distance

  • @redstar6415
    @redstar6415 4 місяці тому +251

    A sink is a domesticated waterfall
    /music plays

  • @Taikamuna
    @Taikamuna 6 років тому +31286

    *clicks play
    */music plays*

    • @brandonschell4533
      @brandonschell4533 6 років тому +380

      Sigh... logic /music contiues to play

    • @murasakino7008
      @murasakino7008 6 років тому +70

      Taikamuna ...

    • @surpriseitsame1158
      @surpriseitsame1158 6 років тому +134

      *clicks play* *music plays* *prepare to gaze into your own mind and reflect on everything you have done in life*

    • @allancandaza
      @allancandaza 6 років тому +34

      change speed to 1.25 its wayyyy better

    • @kushb4170
      @kushb4170 6 років тому +2

      Taikamuna daaa xD

  • @slaviichsderlund80yearsago22
    @slaviichsderlund80yearsago22 4 роки тому +8638

    When you click the pause button
    */music stops*

  • @Metalffe
    @Metalffe 4 роки тому +2049

    When the word "bed" actually looks like a bed.
    /music plays

  • @justahammer
    @justahammer 7 місяців тому +389

    We have plant-based meat, but there are no meat-based plants.
    */music plays*

    • @communisthitler666
      @communisthitler666 6 місяців тому

      Wrong, there is
      (What about people in vegetable state?)

    • @ΓρηγόρηςΔράκος-ρ6δ
      @ΓρηγόρηςΔράκος-ρ6δ 6 місяців тому +2

      Up with you

    • @JH4RPlp
      @JH4RPlp 5 місяців тому +20

      thats why mushrooms exist

    • @jacobplayer2709
      @jacobplayer2709 5 місяців тому +5

      False

    • @crastipeter
      @crastipeter 5 місяців тому

      Hey W A V E fans! I am Crasti and I have released my debut album CRASTI LAND a few weeks ago. Since W A V E music has inspired my music project for almost a decade now, I felt like sharing the news with fellow fans.
      Kindly and respectfully, I have worked very hard on this album and I am eternally grateful for every listen and review. Have a vapy day!

  • @evelyn_18
    @evelyn_18 5 років тому +6188

    We are all the background characters in everyone else's life
    /music plays

  • @itzskullii7783
    @itzskullii7783 5 років тому +4674

    The star wars intro is still floating in space
    /music plays

    • @xdYoshi
      @xdYoshi 5 років тому +28

      ur gay No u
      Why did you change your name?

    • @glowing6635
      @glowing6635 5 років тому +10

      @@xdYoshi No u

    • @xdYoshi
      @xdYoshi 5 років тому +10

      @@glowing6635 no u

    • @heyitsjulian5641
      @heyitsjulian5641 5 років тому +12

      Big Smoke Uno reverse card.

    • @detiforoowa
      @detiforoowa 5 років тому +3

      Now that's just scary

  • @leviathantoobz
    @leviathantoobz 4 роки тому +5469

    This moment is the oldest you’ve ever been and the last time you’ll be this young.
    /music plays

  • @Phobos2864
    @Phobos2864 7 місяців тому +962

    "Time is running out, make a move."
    Hits hard to this day.

    • @jarydm87
      @jarydm87 4 місяці тому +48

      Do you understand its all in your hands

    • @zzvlr
      @zzvlr 2 місяці тому +10

      /music plays

    • @gabrielmota1633
      @gabrielmota1633 2 місяці тому +4

      Eu entendo bem seu sentimento. Respect, bro.

    • @picapaumoonwalker
      @picapaumoonwalker 2 місяці тому +6

      Todos os dias esta frase bate em minha mente, como uma penitência de dias perdidos pela incapacidade psicológica de mostrar o meu melhor causados pela ansiedade. Meus medos me bloqueiam, ao mesmo tempo que o tempo me cobra. É uma tortura diária. E só tenho 29 anos.

    • @alzabatralza
      @alzabatralza Місяць тому +1

      the original song is It's Your Move by Diana Ross

  • @fancypants9914
    @fancypants9914 4 роки тому +25227

    This comment section is basically shower thoughts with background music

  • @r1zzleee
    @r1zzleee 4 роки тому +1406

    The ocean is technically soup because it has: salt,veggies, meat, and it's been heating up.
    /music plays.

    • @sonfroku
      @sonfroku 4 роки тому +44

      And a lot of deceased corpses
      /music plays distorted

    • @handletemplate
      @handletemplate 4 роки тому +20

      And it taste delicious
      /music plays

    • @poweroffriendship2.0
      @poweroffriendship2.0 4 роки тому +9

      Nah! It's basically a bowl of cereal for Megalodon. He ate fruit loops for breakfast.
      /music plays

    • @kroh7742
      @kroh7742 4 роки тому +4

      Or even better, the soup is another Ocean
      /Music intensifies

    • @Chaotic_Club
      @Chaotic_Club 4 роки тому +11

      Thats Why they call it the primordial soup

  • @xaxos9273
    @xaxos9273 4 роки тому +4368

    0 is just a portal between positive and negative numbers.
    /music plays

  • @Paulinho_77K
    @Paulinho_77K 2 місяці тому +56

    This song doesn't seem to get boring, it feels like I've been listening to something since 2010 and I don't get bored.

  • @evapalma8078
    @evapalma8078 3 роки тому +1219

    “Go to sleep, you’ll feel better when you wake up” is the human version of “Try turning it off and back on again”
    /music plays

  • @noirlime5801
    @noirlime5801 5 років тому +19838

    Social anxiety is basically conspiracy theories about yourself
    */music plays*

  • @SoredaSamurai
    @SoredaSamurai 4 роки тому +2876

    *”This is the theme song for the people still searching for this music”*
    */music plays*

    • @gabrielpena2070
      @gabrielpena2070 4 роки тому +22

      /music plays

    • @2firstnamelastname283
      @2firstnamelastname283 4 роки тому +10

      Just search up "That one vaporwave song".

    • @insektira_6873
      @insektira_6873 4 роки тому +5

      U r goddamn right

    • @tridos2574
      @tridos2574 4 роки тому +8

      @@2firstnamelastname283 shit it actually worked

    • @adelina2890
      @adelina2890 4 роки тому +2

      This is me like two fucken days ago until I played roblox vibe train station and I found that shit on there😤😒🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @BrianLinsen
    @BrianLinsen 7 місяців тому +343

    当たり前のことだが、あの時代のノスタルジーは当時の人たちは感じ得ない。また、今の自分達が戻ることもできない。誰も行くことのできない世界。

    • @chubbycookie21
      @chubbycookie21 2 місяці тому +16

      Welll said my friend, it’s best to live in the present and create new cherished memories.

    • @Thetatochip
      @Thetatochip 2 місяці тому +3

      Amazing

    • @eldarius237
      @eldarius237 2 місяці тому +12

      /音楽が流れ始める

    • @Spamcan199-j5l
      @Spamcan199-j5l 2 місяці тому +5

      You can go back in heaven

    • @Hammov
      @Hammov 2 місяці тому

      @@Spamcan199-j5l what if theres no heaven. its just nothing

  • @DrDalek-gi9gx
    @DrDalek-gi9gx 5 років тому +7852

    you cant imagine a new color
    /music plays

    • @user-mq6fu6ou4f
      @user-mq6fu6ou4f 5 років тому +317

      fuuuck

    • @user-et3xn2jm1u
      @user-et3xn2jm1u 5 років тому +362

      If you couldn't imagine a new color, then you could never see a new color.

    • @caramelpraline1902
      @caramelpraline1902 5 років тому +418

      I’ve tried and basically had a headache for the rest of the day

    • @froxxet1685
      @froxxet1685 5 років тому +156

      Holy shit your right. You also fucked my brain for the past 2 days...

    • @xredjasperx247
      @xredjasperx247 5 років тому +39

      wwwaldo333 that’s not how vision works

  • @gothamboys3077
    @gothamboys3077 4 роки тому +4077

    When you are sleeping you are just staring at your eyelids
    /music plays

    • @GODSTROM
      @GODSTROM 4 роки тому +30

      Oh shit

    • @TheJayson8899
      @TheJayson8899 4 роки тому +57

      I found that out when I was 5.
      Well, you’re unconscious, so no.

    • @GODSTROM
      @GODSTROM 4 роки тому +4

      @@TheJayson8899 that hapenned to me lol

    • @gothamboys3077
      @gothamboys3077 4 роки тому +3

      @Anglo-Saxophone r/wooooosh

    • @oofoof7895
      @oofoof7895 4 роки тому +4

      Anglo-Saxophone r/wooooooooosh

  • @Acc_-rh8tx
    @Acc_-rh8tx 5 років тому +2087

    When you read the comments of this video
    /music plays

    • @b-sides
      @b-sides 5 років тому +5

      Exactly!!!!!!!!!! lol

    • @inversion9651
      @inversion9651 5 років тому +2

      Thhhffuifgddjhfrukhjkkjhhgniyffhjkkdjuujdjiddioajjjxijjsuuuduiisujjejjjjddfkuuduuiiissusudhdidididudydudueujsjzjd sorry I was typing to the beat.

    • @schprox
      @schprox 5 років тому +4

      When you find out you're the only one that can't do the thick texts
      */Music plays*

    • @l.l.j.rouwet
      @l.l.j.rouwet 5 років тому

      You I like

    • @fathergascoigne1457
      @fathergascoigne1457 5 років тому

      M3TAL43V3R but then you realize you did the thick text
      */Music Plays*

  • @yumm-f3r
    @yumm-f3r Місяць тому +31

    It's all shits and giggles, until someone giggles and shits.
    / Music Plays

    • @Awkyguaky
      @Awkyguaky 17 днів тому

      That's me good sir, a giggle and 💩 after

    • @lilauggie5468
      @lilauggie5468 2 дні тому

      This made me burst out laughing 😂

  • @Alex-eu3lf
    @Alex-eu3lf 4 роки тому +10943

    Erasers slowly sacrifice themselves because of your mistakes.
    /music plays

  • @Rudra-mm1qf
    @Rudra-mm1qf 5 років тому +16013

    Mirrors don’t break, they multiply.
    /Music plays

    • @fiferplayeralt7118
      @fiferplayeralt7118 5 років тому +459

      For people who don't understand the joke, here's the reason.
      Imagine you have a mirror which is in perfect condition and shape. When you destroy the mirror it shatters. And those shards are still mirror pieces infact you can reassemble them to create it again if you glue them with _*flex g l u e*_.

    • @moth3562
      @moth3562 5 років тому +129

      Thank you Peter

    • @patrickelan4256
      @patrickelan4256 5 років тому +102

      Peter explains the joke

    • @deangel9128
      @deangel9128 5 років тому +206

      *_Hey guys, Peter Griffin here. So the joke here is when you guys break a mirror, it's just a bunch of smaller ones (ikr LOL). You can even see for yourself, if you break one, I almost killed my kid(Very LOL moment). I now hope you understood this joke. (It's ok to LOL right now)_*

    • @fhsjdjskkshi
      @fhsjdjskkshi 5 років тому +34

      @@deangel9128 ok thanks *LOL MOMENT*

  • @cheepstermanthecommenter9760
    @cheepstermanthecommenter9760 5 років тому +3292

    At first we learn to read, then we read to learn
    */music plays*

  • @lightsonMode
    @lightsonMode 6 місяців тому +198

    Kids now a days won't understand on how was a masterpiece back in the old days.

    • @knf4451
      @knf4451 6 місяців тому +3

      now, how back in the old days are we talking? HEE HEEEEEEE

    • @nezaniatoimya
      @nezaniatoimya 6 місяців тому +3

      It wasnt that long ago

    • @SleepySlowoth
      @SleepySlowoth 6 місяців тому +12

      2014 was 10 years ago ...

    • @SharpEdges47
      @SharpEdges47 6 місяців тому +15

      @@SleepySlowoth And this came out in 2011. It's an eternity ago in internet terms

    • @SafiyyaSaffiya211
      @SafiyyaSaffiya211 2 місяці тому

      ?

  • @anonymousindividual8148
    @anonymousindividual8148 Рік тому +12457

    This feels like an internet checkpoint

  • @drift3ighthysx54
    @drift3ighthysx54 4 роки тому +2083

    When you get drunk drinking beer, The beer is getting drunk too.
    /music plays

  • @noahschuler6388
    @noahschuler6388 5 років тому +5890

    Your first birthday is actually your second.
    /music plays

  • @schizraeli
    @schizraeli 7 місяців тому +284

    Cheese has holes. More cheese = More holes. More holes = Less cheese. Therefore, More cheese = Less cheese.
    /music plays

    • @madmike022
      @madmike022 7 місяців тому +6

      I spent way too long thinking about this...

    • @mikaelaltairbruneau474
      @mikaelaltairbruneau474 4 місяці тому +1

      Same ​@@madmike022

    • @richard.lucasfm
      @richard.lucasfm 3 місяці тому +1

      Actually that probably go for a optimization problem in maths, what are the best size for holes/size ratio that optimizes more cheese

    • @OFDM-network
      @OFDM-network 3 місяці тому +1

      No! Proportions

    • @antoniocadet6805
      @antoniocadet6805 2 місяці тому

      No.

  • @fernandocontreras4981
    @fernandocontreras4981 6 років тому +9354

    If a human studies the brain, the brain is studying itself.
    */music plays*

    • @Izaac1337
      @Izaac1337 6 років тому +328

      Not if they're studying the brain of another animal.
      */music stops*

    • @potatostudios5552
      @potatostudios5552 6 років тому +72

      But what studying itself, a mindset but what is the mindset studying?

    • @_your_moms_house
      @_your_moms_house 6 років тому +18

      *H O L Y S H I T*

    • @samcharles1166
      @samcharles1166 6 років тому +46

      If the human brain were so simple we could understand it easily, we would be so simple we couldnt

    • @camiloosorio483
      @camiloosorio483 6 років тому +7

      Hablas español o que pedo

  • @thediamondsea471
    @thediamondsea471 6 років тому +1067

    Every year you pass the anniversary of your death without even realizing it
    /music plays

    • @ChristinaG-d3u
      @ChristinaG-d3u 6 років тому +3

      Why do you only have 5 likes!?!?!?

    • @imaairplane708
      @imaairplane708 6 років тому +4

      _w o a h_

    • @thediamondsea471
      @thediamondsea471 6 років тому +9

      Brandon Schell why don’t people think outside the box and be more original?
      /music plays

    • @thediamondsea471
      @thediamondsea471 6 років тому +9

      Brandon Schell /well I’m just trying to spice up the meme a little, I don’t think it needs to strictly be a question, just something even mildly or ironically mind blowing
      No biggie
      /music plays

    • @nbkb6317
      @nbkb6317 6 років тому +1

      /video gets deleted again

  • @metroman9964
    @metroman9964 5 років тому +3871

    The opposite of firefly is waterfall
    /Music plays

  • @TAGMedia7
    @TAGMedia7 6 місяців тому +362

    Your future self is watching you right now through memories.
    /music plays

    • @nameless5413
      @nameless5413 5 місяців тому +4

      good thought alas that assumed quite robust memory. i do not trust my present or future self to remember 99% of anything i encounter including this very moment and indeed comment.
      Human brains are very good at forgetting things .(

    • @rickthemorty2815
      @rickthemorty2815 5 місяців тому +6

      woah dude. who gave you the right to fuck my mind like that?

    • @crastipeter
      @crastipeter 5 місяців тому

      Hey W A V E fans! I am Crasti and I have released my debut album CRASTI LAND a few weeks ago. Since W A V E music has inspired my music project for almost a decade now, I felt like sharing the news with fellow fans.
      Kindly and respectfully, I have worked very hard on this album and I am eternally grateful for every listen and review. Have a vapy day!

    • @BuckingHorse-Bull
      @BuckingHorse-Bull 3 місяці тому

      "If your shirt is inside out, everyone and everything in the universe is wearing your shirt, but you."

    • @Myphistro
      @Myphistro 3 місяці тому +2

      Copied

  • @crazyman1650
    @crazyman1650 2 роки тому +9764

    This song has circled the internet for years now and it’s aged like wine in my opinion

    • @mikaeloverfjord9047
      @mikaeloverfjord9047 2 роки тому +107

      Ye, and it also gets more expensive, just like wine.

    • @quiltybananas1842
      @quiltybananas1842 2 роки тому +74

      Right? I remember this being huge in 2016 even. Still dope today!

    • @remoda7120
      @remoda7120 2 роки тому +5

      w

    • @bred8847
      @bred8847 2 роки тому +12

      It tastes (feels) better everytime you taste (play) it

    • @BCLSAUL
      @BCLSAUL 2 роки тому +12

      Вино после старения становится лучше, но эта музыка стала еще лучше.

  • @smhokytears9060
    @smhokytears9060 5 років тому +17829

    If a pregnant woman swims, the baby is inside a submarine
    /music plays

  • @lain3409
    @lain3409 3 роки тому +4882

    "Some people say that life is short but, life is the longest thing you'll ever experience."
    /music plays

  • @Georgian502
    @Georgian502 11 днів тому +10

    2015-2016 was just peak for middle school me bro. Filthy Frank, Idubbbz, Vaporwave, Leafy, SilvaGunner, Pyrocynical, 2016 election memes, Harambe, etc. This song alone brings back so many memories

  • @chomqr
    @chomqr 3 роки тому +2607

    “A candle shop would smell good if it was burning down”
    /music plays

  • @amoonguss2431
    @amoonguss2431 4 роки тому +946

    If pinocchio says his nose gets bigger when he tells the truth will everyone believe him?
    /music plays

    • @Game_Hero
      @Game_Hero 4 роки тому +30

      Originality is the key.

    • @nonsochenomemettere9112
      @nonsochenomemettere9112 4 роки тому +16

      Well, he's now telling the truth, so his nose isn't growing, so to demonstrate what he just said he can tell a lie (that everyone knows it's a lie) and his nose will grow, and at that point people will believe him.

    • @themasonexperience6844
      @themasonexperience6844 3 роки тому

      Only if his nose grows

    • @Pie_The_Man
      @Pie_The_Man 3 роки тому +5

      does pinocchio's nose grow if he's being sarcastic...?
      /music plays

    • @nonsochenomemettere9112
      @nonsochenomemettere9112 3 роки тому +1

      @@Pie_The_Man good question, I honestly don't know, I mean, when you lie(? Sorry if it's wrong, English isn't my first language) you know you're lying and you want the other person to believe in your "version of reality", but when you're sarcastic you're just making a joke/fool of the other person, so it's not the same and therefore I think that his nose wouldn't grow

  • @sebbers
    @sebbers 4 роки тому +8822

    If your son becomes a priest, do you call him father?
    /music plays

  • @megankwisdom
    @megankwisdom 4 місяці тому +133

    Today i saw two Mazdas at a red light and their turn signals were perfectly in sync and I've always wanted to witness such a thing, whenever I'm at a light a search for this phenomenon and in my 39 years of living I've never seen it. i couldn't stop staring in disbelief, i kept waiting for one of them to fail to keep pace, but they stayed perfectly in sync the whole time and it almost brought a tear of joy to my eye that i had accomplished a lifelong dream, like i was on the cusp of some major breakthrough in my life and the clouds parted and angels intervened in that moment to show me that the world is a beautiful place. That's how it feels to listen to this song 💜

    • @johnlarson1793
      @johnlarson1793 4 місяці тому +8

      The day after reading this comment I saw two white Toyota sedans, each pulled over by its own motorcycle cop. They were side by side. Weirdest thing ever.

    • @memezboi489
      @memezboi489 4 місяці тому +6

      /music plays

    • @UNO279
      @UNO279 Місяць тому +1

      This is truly the ideal timeline

    • @xhochslavr
      @xhochslavr Місяць тому

      i always wanted to see that.... MAY GOD BLESSS YOU
      i'll wait for that to happen in my life

  • @hairyballsack1397
    @hairyballsack1397 4 роки тому +9610

    If you’re at a restaurant and you’re waiting for the waiter doesn’t that make you the waiter?

    • @protector9122
      @protector9122 4 роки тому +373

      You forgot the /*music plays*

    • @theringmaster6954
      @theringmaster6954 4 роки тому +56

      Comment thief

    • @BabySonicGT
      @BabySonicGT 4 роки тому +10

      lawn flamingos nah somebody said this before

    • @maimunamay6198
      @maimunamay6198 4 роки тому +26

      @@protector9122 No, because the waiter is actually waiting on you.

    • @crypto2633
      @crypto2633 4 роки тому +19

      @@maimunamay6198 yea you are not the waiter but the waiter's waiter

  • @jonnygarcia5
    @jonnygarcia5 5 років тому +1622

    Biology is the only subject where division means the same thing as multiplication
    /Music plays

    • @belokuikini271
      @belokuikini271 5 років тому +55

      But aren't there cases in algebra in whitch those are exacly the same ? Like, Dividing and multiplying by 1 are also the same thing.
      /Music intensifies

    • @shinku5463
      @shinku5463 5 років тому +11

      1 * 0.5 = 0.5

    • @goncalocarneiro3043
      @goncalocarneiro3043 5 років тому +5

      In language studies, one can recognise their status as synonymous given context.

    • @nothing5819
      @nothing5819 5 років тому +3

      Jonny Garcia CAN YOU GUYS STOP SAYING /music plays

    • @tyttuut
      @tyttuut 5 років тому +6

      @@nothing5819 /music plays

  • @foggytuesday101
    @foggytuesday101 5 років тому +5968

    You’ve never truly seen your face, only it’s reflection.
    /music plays

    • @dpr15193
      @dpr15193 5 років тому +103

      R.E. L.V that one is deep

    • @asadpersonthatlikesdogs5904
      @asadpersonthatlikesdogs5904 5 років тому +73

      Lays in space internally.

    • @greyham181
      @greyham181 5 років тому +137

      The way I thought about this seems different from the comment, but...
      Our reflection is technically backwards, but a photograph isn’t, and I have to wonder if that counts. Probably not. The truth is, light will never reflect off of your face, and go directly into your eyes.
      Why did I think so much about this?

    • @spaghetti5914
      @spaghetti5914 5 років тому +108

      I have seen my nose tho

    • @anycolouryoulike8567
      @anycolouryoulike8567 5 років тому +45

      @@greyham181 my friend if you want to see your true face, get two mirrors and cross them with each other.

  • @PonasMakaronas-rq1ui
    @PonasMakaronas-rq1ui 6 місяців тому +105

    Textbook isnt a textbook until you write something on it
    /Music plays

  • @oggeenock
    @oggeenock 5 років тому +4677

    You will never reach tomorrow, because when you do it becomes today...
    /music plays

  • @z_max33
    @z_max33 5 років тому +4123

    Shoes are just socks for your socks
    */music plays*

    • @thegreatgerman9285
      @thegreatgerman9285 5 років тому +101

      Every single time you go outside you take you're shoes for a walk
      */muisic play's*

    • @Anosakura
      @Anosakura 5 років тому +31

      The ground is just a sock for the earths core

    • @P1CKL3_RICK
      @P1CKL3_RICK 5 років тому +3

      Max the G no

    • @noshaarboixl8730
      @noshaarboixl8730 5 років тому +5

      @@GuzikandGuzik LMFAO I DIED

    • @ItzBl4ZEr6
      @ItzBl4ZEr6 5 років тому +16

      So by your logic, hats are then hair for your hair.
      /music plays

  • @helloperson4591
    @helloperson4591 4 роки тому +7188

    People aren't afraid of being alone in the dark, they are scared of not being alone in the dark.
    */music plays*

  • @pjlifshitz2728
    @pjlifshitz2728 7 днів тому +7

    you lived through the golden age of the internet and youth if you listened to this

  • @cameronchambers8435
    @cameronchambers8435 3 роки тому +3068

    If you make a hole in a net, you end up with less holes
    /music plays

    • @HanzCastroyearsago
      @HanzCastroyearsago 3 роки тому +37

      Unless between a string

    • @bottatto
      @bottatto 3 роки тому +16

      I'm so proud of myself understanding this

    • @joaquing.3258
      @joaquing.3258 3 роки тому +3

      hah I appreciate this one!

    • @d.c.a2360
      @d.c.a2360 3 роки тому

      yeah

    • @keilafleischbein59
      @keilafleischbein59 3 роки тому +7

      Actually, you end up with fewer holes. The holes themselves are on average greater in circumference, not less.
      /Music skips

  • @JordanICM
    @JordanICM 5 років тому +1308

    Plants eat our poop. We breathe theirs.
    /Music plays

    • @annabelleperez2600
      @annabelleperez2600 5 років тому +23

      @@kegajitt I think he tried to say fertilizer but I agree with you.

    • @mrasray7622
      @mrasray7622 5 років тому +7

      @Decastar
      3edgy5me

    • @_1ghenkyy298
      @_1ghenkyy298 5 років тому +3

      @@kegajitt yh, calm down you weirdo. You studied biology at school, wow. I think we pretty much got the point...

    • @_1ghenkyy298
      @_1ghenkyy298 5 років тому

      @@mrasray7622 *HOLY SHIT* 😂😂😂😂

    • @kegajitt
      @kegajitt 5 років тому

      dude it's literally 4th grade science you absolute buffoon

  • @sosansational
    @sosansational 3 роки тому +3404

    if swearing is immature, why do they call it "adult language?"
    /music plays

    • @cloudydays7796
      @cloudydays7796 3 роки тому +14

      wow

    • @AmeliaAstor
      @AmeliaAstor 3 роки тому +19

      ah yes, 18+ language

    • @thatcooldudeisawesome876
      @thatcooldudeisawesome876 3 роки тому +14

      Never heard anyone call swearing immature, I have heard it been called distasteful, crude but not immature (yet)

    • @ilikedarkness5724
      @ilikedarkness5724 3 роки тому +9

      @@thatcooldudeisawesome876 I hear it all the time though. Maybe its only in certain country s.

    • @KydLives
      @KydLives 3 роки тому +1

      Wow

  • @Realicemot0
    @Realicemot0 Місяць тому +18

    You're listening to this and suddenly you run out of battery
    /Music stops.

  • @FRANNK.MP3
    @FRANNK.MP3 4 роки тому +2441

    Every book is just a remix of the dictionary
    /musicplays

    • @moist3963
      @moist3963 4 роки тому +23

      bruh

    • @ventel5212
      @ventel5212 4 роки тому +7

      Stolen

    • @ChacUayabXoc
      @ChacUayabXoc 4 роки тому +53

      Hahahaha, well since every comment is also just a remix of a dictionary, aren't they all stolen.

    • @mangaprofilepicture5820
      @mangaprofilepicture5820 4 роки тому +46

      @@ventel5212 fun fact: nobody cares if it's stolen because there's nothing to gain or lose from that

    • @bidencream
      @bidencream 4 роки тому

      Bruhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @electro6942_
    @electro6942_ 3 роки тому +2533

    Bullets only do their jobs when they're fired.
    /music plays

    • @ynctr
      @ynctr 3 роки тому +8

      Es muy bueno!

    • @TimothyMark7
      @TimothyMark7 3 роки тому +26

      you cant spell the word woman without the word man

    • @agentnoxious4730
      @agentnoxious4730 3 роки тому +9

      @@TimothyMark7 /music plays

    • @dachshund_gaming
      @dachshund_gaming 3 роки тому +5

      Shut the fuck up

    • @agentnoxious4730
      @agentnoxious4730 3 роки тому +7

      @@dachshund_gaming lmao why are u saying stfu on the replies

  • @Mayo_Lawrence
    @Mayo_Lawrence 4 роки тому +1905

    Pregnant womens are technically body builders
    /Music plays

    • @demented9754
      @demented9754 4 роки тому +9

      Oh shit

    • @debraa2178
      @debraa2178 4 роки тому +1

      149 likes no one like (why am i finding so many people like this today \_(' ')_/)

    • @SchweinSchanzi
      @SchweinSchanzi 4 роки тому +23

      *Human 3D printers

    • @demented9754
      @demented9754 4 роки тому +10

      @@SchweinSchanzi I like to think that the human sperm is the filament

    • @Spuffiy
      @Spuffiy 4 роки тому +2

      Human Submarines

  • @paranoid97
    @paranoid97 5 місяців тому +148

    There is a phobia of having a phobia
    */music plays*

  • @heyitsmegoku69420
    @heyitsmegoku69420 4 роки тому +898

    The fact that we are Atoms knowing that Atoms exist is proof that we are the Universe experiencing itself.
    /music plays

    • @umwtfreakisthat740
      @umwtfreakisthat740 4 роки тому +47

      ah yes, the Universe is made of Universe.

    • @Asrekkr
      @Asrekkr 4 роки тому +2

      Bruh

    • @jamesyeung3286
      @jamesyeung3286 4 роки тому +5

      more specifically up, down quarks, electrons,neutrinos and bosons knowing about themselves

    • @jamesyeung3286
      @jamesyeung3286 4 роки тому +1

      @Nicholas Garcia why?

    • @coco9651
      @coco9651 4 роки тому +3

      @Nicholas Garcia we are not "nothing more than atoms" we are simply atoms and much more.

  • @possiblyagamingchannel2539
    @possiblyagamingchannel2539 5 років тому +1676

    The brain is the most important organ in the human body according to the brain
    */music plays*

  • @vaynervayner387
    @vaynervayner387 4 роки тому +2487

    If James Bond is well-known spy, does it make him the worst spy?
    */Music plays*

  • @Jadethevillainusartist
    @Jadethevillainusartist Місяць тому +11

    This wants to become lost media so badly on how hard it is to find it now.

  • @atomicx5
    @atomicx5 4 роки тому +5032

    only one friend in a group can be at all their funerals, but nobody will be at his funeral
    */music plays*

    • @Xzdez_
      @Xzdez_ 4 роки тому +130

      Oh shit.

    • @Sewerslider
      @Sewerslider 4 роки тому +298

      That's just sad.

    • @TheIdiotFr0102
      @TheIdiotFr0102 4 роки тому +21

      Oh dang

    • @auroraborealis8155
      @auroraborealis8155 4 роки тому +103

      And the sad thing is, I know exactly which one of my friends would have to go through just that.

    • @nau6at431
      @nau6at431 4 роки тому +24

      im too slow, i still don't kinda get it. *brain processing*

  • @unepommechat7217
    @unepommechat7217 4 роки тому +11961

    We spend our whole life gathering guests for our funeral
    //music plays//

    • @otakushinobi1451
      @otakushinobi1451 4 роки тому +73

      unepomme chat soo true

    • @matgrill9085
      @matgrill9085 4 роки тому +40

      Wow

    • @elliecat6006
      @elliecat6006 4 роки тому +199

      Depressing af
      Don’t even remind me

    • @helloperson4591
      @helloperson4591 4 роки тому +44

      I'm not. If I'm gonna Rest In Peace then LET ME REST IN *PEACE*

    • @matgrill9085
      @matgrill9085 4 роки тому +8

      @@helloperson4591 you answered the same comments I did?

  • @CorporalCool647
    @CorporalCool647 4 роки тому +1422

    Neil Armstrong's name backwards is Gnorts, Mr. Alien
    /music plays

  • @jamjam9930
    @jamjam9930 10 днів тому +19

    What I would do to go back to 2016….

    • @Terminatortravis
      @Terminatortravis 9 днів тому +7

      Trumps elected , Sargon of Akkad posting , vapor wave memes are back . We don’t need to go back we’re there

  • @luzch8nge
    @luzch8nge 3 роки тому +2080

    Someone else in the world could be reading this at the same time as you
    /music plays

  • @4-3-1
    @4-3-1 3 роки тому +932

    You have no idea how much you've forgotten
    /Music plays

    • @pluto8404
      @pluto8404 3 роки тому +34

      I will forget this comment at some point.

    • @mrmatt7534
      @mrmatt7534 3 роки тому +16

      I think I just had an existential crisis

    • @Dukenukem323
      @Dukenukem323 3 роки тому +3

      Oh I have an idea alright 💀💀💀

    • @GhostOfDamned
      @GhostOfDamned 3 роки тому

      True

    • @Andrei4224
      @Andrei4224 3 роки тому

      Deep

  • @lilstjimmy
    @lilstjimmy 5 років тому +1876

    The first person to comment "/music plays" influenced over 30k people

  • @MiguelSena430
    @MiguelSena430 День тому +5

    My life is constantly changing, piece by piece. Everyday i'm a different man, with a new perspective and with a bigger goal.
    You may not notice, but every single day is completely different from the others. Progressively, that's how your decisions define how everything will end for you.
    Sometimes i question myself what would happen if i did something different, but i guess that it's useless now, because in a thousand realities, i would still take the same decision.
    You're only yourself because of your flaws, so don't be scared to try. Take the risks, live.😊

  • @chill_sauce
    @chill_sauce 4 роки тому +7039

    When pornstars undress they're technically dressing for work.
    /musicplays

    • @williampeets3226
      @williampeets3226 4 роки тому +64

      woah

    • @rogercameron6912
      @rogercameron6912 4 роки тому +159

      Dress Code: Birthday Suit

    • @bugfairy
      @bugfairy 4 роки тому +72

      damn that’s deep

    • @chill_sauce
      @chill_sauce 4 роки тому +90

      @@bugfairy Deeper than i went into your- nevermind

    • @allthingsmagic6769
      @allthingsmagic6769 4 роки тому +9

      When porstars dress, they're actually jew wish people dressing for eternal hall of caust. Research mindgeek corn spiracy.

  • @ChadBroChill17
    @ChadBroChill17 4 роки тому +1554

    Trains are just horizontal elevators...
    /music plays

  • @zzvlr
    @zzvlr 3 місяці тому +11

    we left the earth before discovering 10% of our ocean
    /music plays

  • @CanyonEcco
    @CanyonEcco 3 роки тому +5466

    This album turned 10 years old yesterday. What a decade it has been.

    • @zoma7506
      @zoma7506 2 роки тому +8

      @Basedand Chadpilled Preach

    • @Alex-eb5lq
      @Alex-eb5lq 2 роки тому +5

      Amen

    • @adamriggs2698
      @adamriggs2698 2 роки тому +43

      /music starts

    • @Nikko1Brown
      @Nikko1Brown 2 роки тому +14

      @Basedand Chadpilled shit went by like nothing

    • @Icythot-m6i
      @Icythot-m6i 2 роки тому +24

      @Basedand Chadpilled found my old ipod classic, "Washed Out Feel It All Around" came on and first think i thought "who tf sampled diana ross in that one vaporwave song" and like 3 songs later this played, memories man, 2010s has some really really good music

  • @hombrefunas2843
    @hombrefunas2843 4 роки тому +1791

    If the invisible man closes his eyes, does he see through himself?
    /爪ㄩ丂丨匚 卩ㄥ卂ㄚ丂

    • @IMJUSTABANANA
      @IMJUSTABANANA 4 роки тому +15

      As a traditional Chinese user that" music plays " really messed me up for a while

    • @tragic6162
      @tragic6162 4 роки тому +1

      Ask john cena

    • @DanThyme
      @DanThyme 4 роки тому +1

      * 1989 Roger Meddows Taylor joined the chat *

    • @nameredacted1448
      @nameredacted1448 4 роки тому +1

      Earthbound reference

    • @jungkookslisp
      @jungkookslisp 4 роки тому

      @@IMJUSTABANANA yes lol
      that took me a while

  • @kiannrodrick2426
    @kiannrodrick2426 4 роки тому +3142

    If life is unfair to everyone, does that mean that life is actually fair?
    / *music plays*

    • @gigabyte123
      @gigabyte123 4 роки тому +48

      Technically, yeah.

    • @PoundOfRed
      @PoundOfRed 4 роки тому +4

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @demented9754
      @demented9754 4 роки тому +43

      Yesn't

    • @camiller.2472
      @camiller.2472 4 роки тому +7

      🗿

    • @owenlamay63
      @owenlamay63 4 роки тому +23

      Yeah but like isn’t unfair for everyone. They are the reason life is unfair

  • @clowny943
    @clowny943 7 місяців тому +34

    Imagine this: You fell asleep after school, you finally wake up in this weird state, all you hear is this playing from your phone. No thoughts just this

    • @MrGalal25
      @MrGalal25 4 місяці тому +2

      there aint no phone in the 80s, was it a radio?

    • @wolfgameplays3291
      @wolfgameplays3291 Місяць тому

      This is and will be a classic forever.
      2:36 PM
      October 12, 2024

  • @LucasSmh
    @LucasSmh 3 роки тому +5137

    If you paint a room, the room gets a tiny bit smaller
    /music plays

    • @lt.lizard4205
      @lt.lizard4205 3 роки тому +110

      Damn, that is kinda true.

    • @beepbeepimasheep237beepbee3
      @beepbeepimasheep237beepbee3 3 роки тому +118

      True, because the thickness of a painted wall would be a bit of a tiny bit thicker, considering that paint applies a bit of thickness too.

    • @EvanTheGamer1325
      @EvanTheGamer1325 3 роки тому +46

      Why does this song sound like it is coming from the room next to you.

    • @heldhostageplshelp
      @heldhostageplshelp 3 роки тому +3

      Jerry Seinfeld did a bit on this so for me Seinfeld music played

    • @badrluai
      @badrluai 3 роки тому

      no fukin way

  • @SCRF4CEx
    @SCRF4CEx 5 років тому +2182

    *The word "Short" is longer than the word "Long"*
    */Music plays*

    • @dylangamer8024
      @dylangamer8024 5 років тому +47

      So if you're shorter, that means you're longer than long people.
      /music plays more

    • @ame-kc1si
      @ame-kc1si 5 років тому +9

      Dylan Gamer wait, but who says “long people” i usually hear “tall people”

    • @dylangamer8024
      @dylangamer8024 5 років тому +2

      Just saying lol

    •  5 років тому +2

      @@ame-kc1si woooooosh

    • @noonealive8661
      @noonealive8661 5 років тому +1

      Dammit I almost r/wooosh someone

  • @crystalmath4145
    @crystalmath4145 4 роки тому +1594

    The purpose of a bayonet is to bring a knife to a gunfight
    /Music plays

  • @bens1643
    @bens1643 15 днів тому +8

    A fear is just a friend you haven't addressed yet

  • @oceanman_8370
    @oceanman_8370 4 роки тому +1298

    Neurologists are just brains trying to figure out what is wrong with them
    /music plays/

    • @Golden12500
      @Golden12500 4 роки тому +29

      Everyone has a mech suit. You are a brain piloting a flesh suit
      /cue music

    • @AMPHIBIANWORSHIPPER
      @AMPHIBIANWORSHIPPER 4 роки тому +3

      @@Golden12500 ,now thats what i call facts

    • @Colddirector
      @Colddirector 4 роки тому +4

      @@Golden12500 WW2 is my favourite mecha anime

    • @JH14FAN
      @JH14FAN 4 роки тому

      The brain named itself.
      /music plays

    • @AlejandroHerrera-rq1lj
      @AlejandroHerrera-rq1lj 4 роки тому

      Shit

  • @alberthwastaken
    @alberthwastaken 4 роки тому +1081

    Speedrunners are people that spend a lot of time in a game, to spend less time in a game.
    /music plays

    • @kuksdiek2132
      @kuksdiek2132 4 роки тому +5

      Yes

    • @efafvadffweafbvzagdafs8076
      @efafvadffweafbvzagdafs8076 4 роки тому +25

      Kinda weird to think that speedrunners end up unintentionally spending the most time out of anyone trying to beat the game

    • @alberthwastaken
      @alberthwastaken 4 роки тому +7

      @@efafvadffweafbvzagdafs8076 Its ironic.

    • @TheLe016
      @TheLe016 4 роки тому +2

      WE are in a game
      /music continues playing

    • @Splammy
      @Splammy 4 роки тому +1

      RedDragon929rr guess that’s why my hand phased through the corner that one time

  • @ibesoggy
    @ibesoggy 5 років тому +12079

    You were once the youngest person in the world
    */music plays*

    • @hungrey4hambrgr
      @hungrey4hambrgr 5 років тому +59

      Cuterly G 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻HAHA LOL XDDD

    • @Nawboi842
      @Nawboi842 5 років тому +62

      Shit man

    • @mitcyh
      @mitcyh 5 років тому +448

      aight where's my guinness world record award

    • @daveblueballz6659
      @daveblueballz6659 5 років тому +5

      @Cuterly G You don't say?

    • @okage_
      @okage_ 5 років тому +102

      Boiled Cabbage that’s not how it works

  • @famousramus2288
    @famousramus2288 Місяць тому +8

    I remember my high schools daily announcement video would always close off with this playing as the outro song, brings me back to 2016. Good times.

    • @Sheikh_Speare
      @Sheikh_Speare Місяць тому

      Really? How did that work? Would they play random parts of this song?