WEIRD THINGS IN CALL OF DUTY GAMES! #3

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  • @banzaiboy1597
    @banzaiboy1597 7 років тому +1648

    Weirdest thing is why has all the enemy team slept with my family members?

  • @GamerDude0136
    @GamerDude0136 5 років тому +182

    4:50 the bot slipped in amazement when he picked up the ammo

    • @shrekonion8307
      @shrekonion8307 5 років тому +12

      "OH how did that box dissapear like that when you grabbed ammo from it"

    • @atomicrocket9638
      @atomicrocket9638 4 роки тому +1

      I actually couldn't turn on bots on BO1

    • @337Disgraciad
      @337Disgraciad 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @LastGenRichtofenn
      @LastGenRichtofenn 4 роки тому +1

      @@atomicrocket9638 Eww why would u wanna sexually turn on bots?

  • @ryanhuntley2651
    @ryanhuntley2651 7 років тому +731

    in mw3 survival how can you get a squad of delta force sent to help you in a chopper and not be rescued

    • @damuryder9985
      @damuryder9985 6 років тому +30

      The Purple Mage YEA and they say they can’t get to you like WTF

    • @arthurm4012
      @arthurm4012 6 років тому +10

      The announcer also sometimes says "we can get you right now but you can hold off till later". Or some like that. This implies that you are going to get rescued soon but never do.

    • @Dabadi4834
      @Dabadi4834 6 років тому +1

      Arthur M good point

    • @nahimrahman6619
      @nahimrahman6619 6 років тому +1

      THATS WHAT I THOUGHT YOUR ABLE TOO GET HELP BY DELIVERED PPL IN HELEFOPTERS BUT CANT GET PICKED UP IN 1 BETWEEN THE WAVES EITHER WHEN THEIR IS NONE

    • @qwertyerror601
      @qwertyerror601 5 років тому +2

      You probably are more valuable getting killed on ground while killing 10000 of the enemy so they rescue someone else... WHY DID YOU LET HELICOPTER REINFORENTS IN A MAP YOU CANT ESCAPE FROM??

  • @VeteranKid
    @VeteranKid 7 років тому +161

    Why are pistols holstered on the back of your character like a long gun not in a holster on the leg or belt...like a handgun???

  • @Ali3NzGT
    @Ali3NzGT 7 років тому +286

    I like how my character can not only pick up ammo with his feet, but can identify the correct types of ammo like some kind of Gun toting chimpanzee.

  • @FunFactsDaily66
    @FunFactsDaily66 7 років тому +286

    How much money do armies spend on those damn swarm drones in bo2 multiplayer. Couple thousand in each one yet they up like 50 per second

    • @hamsterbrehbruhbreh1670
      @hamsterbrehbruhbreh1670 5 років тому

      Pfff the spider things of iw much worse they jump and its remove time is VERY SHORT its one second or something.

  • @harryhh4224
    @harryhh4224 7 років тому +379

    Why would your soldier in bo2 an SnD be the last one alive but when he reloades he shouts RELOADING

    • @MarleyThirteen
      @MarleyThirteen  7 років тому +37

      Chicken Nugger Omg that's hilarious

    • @harryhh4224
      @harryhh4224 7 років тому +1

      MarleyThirteen OMG YOU REPLIED!!!!

    • @harryhh4224
      @harryhh4224 7 років тому

      lots of letters that’s what I was doing and I shouted in happiness 😆😆

    • @surferfrog
      @surferfrog 7 років тому +1

      You spelled realoads wrong

    • @nooo3578
      @nooo3578 7 років тому

      Profiwan lol yeah....

  • @Hndrx_141
    @Hndrx_141 6 років тому +42

    Huh I’ve never thought about how the buildings were designed and now that I’ve thought about it they are pretty weird

  • @KiIroywasHere
    @KiIroywasHere 7 років тому +315

    The window thing is actually realistic. Bullets move so fast that they're able to punch through the glass without completely breaking it. Knifing it, on the other hand, is equivalent to like, punching it. The force is spread out over a greater area, causing it to shatter

    • @Simon-ki3gg
      @Simon-ki3gg 7 років тому +14

      That makes perfect sense

    • @GB-wk2uj
      @GB-wk2uj 6 років тому +10

      Comedic enjoyment of these trivial videos > your physics logic

    • @WingChunDom
      @WingChunDom 6 років тому +2

      Someone had to say it, thank you. I thought it was common knowledge but there you go.
      Demolition Ranch's tank vs fridge video showcases this nicely as what the tank shot at didn't even fall over yet the round even carried on and passed through 2 vehicles.

    • @ewan503
      @ewan503 5 років тому +1

      True, but not multiple fucking high calibre rounds from an ar, sniper etc

    • @sirpineapple2262
      @sirpineapple2262 5 років тому

      Actually no sure bullets are fast but the kinetic force would break the window

  • @grangerairstrike2775
    @grangerairstrike2775 6 років тому +59

    4:50 What the hell just happened to the ghille suit man XD

  • @mattner598
    @mattner598 7 років тому +506

    "I've broken windows with stones". - Every Scottish teenager

    • @lewis5744
      @lewis5744 7 років тому +2

      Alan Mattner every one has broke there Nana's sheds window once

    • @mxchael_0385
      @mxchael_0385 7 років тому +3

      Everyone has broken a window in their life. I threw a baseball into my window in arizona

    • @DragonActual
      @DragonActual 7 років тому

      Alan Mattner Ahmed........get the stones

    • @JC-hp6pk
      @JC-hp6pk 7 років тому +1

      +SuprisedLion06 Edwards I haven't and I know plenty of people who haven't either.

    • @Nate-kc2wf
      @Nate-kc2wf 7 років тому +1

      Grey Wizard you haven't lived.

  • @Minceontoast2
    @Minceontoast2 5 років тому +31

    "No grenades"
    *grenades on character's belt*

  • @jp_playz9934
    @jp_playz9934 7 років тому +186

    So the Africa Militia (MW3 multiplayer team) can afford stealth bombers but can't afford ghillie suits for their soldiers? Okay I guess 😆

    • @Ninjachicken20
      @Ninjachicken20 7 років тому +23

      JP_Playz they spent all of their budget on the stealth bombers

    • @MasterPeaceTrueGlue-EatingKing
      @MasterPeaceTrueGlue-EatingKing 7 років тому +33

      I'm from the African Militia, and we spent 13 mil. dollars to buy a stealth bomber to use on 6 people.

    • @jp_playz9934
      @jp_playz9934 7 років тому

      Thomas Watts That's if you're lucky. Hell you might hit no one 😂

    • @g4ahmad935
      @g4ahmad935 7 років тому +18

      JP_Playz can’t afford ghillie suits? Bro they can’t afford food

    • @dustinleonard7355
      @dustinleonard7355 7 років тому

      DRAGON FIRE bruh you took my joke

  • @gary_buckley
    @gary_buckley 7 років тому +514

    Black female Nazis in COD WW2 should be included in the next one.

  • @RandomGaminginHD
    @RandomGaminginHD 7 років тому +513

    Addicted to these videos man :D

    • @MarleyThirteen
      @MarleyThirteen  7 років тому +7

      RandomGaminginHD Cheers!

    • @eternallysosa
      @eternallysosa 7 років тому +1

      i love you both

    • @scottglass5416
      @scottglass5416 7 років тому

      MarleyThirteen love the channel! What if you did a video on the different types of clans people were in in COD? You could expand on the different clan tags people used and the types of people that you would find in a COD clan.

    • @aye5264
      @aye5264 7 років тому

      RandomGaminginHD dddssdddddddd

    • @trashboat2165
      @trashboat2165 7 років тому

      RandomGaminginHD oh hey

  • @Duckboy212
    @Duckboy212 5 років тому +25

    “Why a soldier refuses to use ammo on the side of his gun.” 😂😂😂 not even 10 seconds in and I’m laughing, great channel man

  • @01sevensix
    @01sevensix 7 років тому +31

    One man army rucksack....... A chopper where pilot and gunner never communicate..... Never ANY collateral damage - All these towns are completely empty and devoid of inhabitants which makes the logic of contesting them questionable at best... .......and Why was Rust contested anyway?

  • @IkeFanBoy64
    @IkeFanBoy64 7 років тому +133

    The only logical exclamation I have for the *African Militia* having access to some of the kill streaks is that they stole them from the US Navy. After all, the African Militia does include Somali Pirates.
    As for the *Militia* in MW2, I have no clue. I mean, the MW2 Militia is made up of Brazilian criminals and street gangs. It's surprising they even have body armor and red dots, let alone stealth bombers and EMPs

    • @Volcano4981
      @Volcano4981 7 років тому +7

      OMG SO MUCH THIS^

    • @jamez470
      @jamez470 7 років тому +20

      IkeFanboy64 lol and to top it all off AC-130s and nukes

    • @gmane6340
      @gmane6340 7 років тому +14

      IkeFanboy64 just cause theyre pirates doesnt mean they can board a us navy ship maybe with marines and rob them of guns, jets, and helicopters

    • @IkeFanBoy64
      @IkeFanBoy64 7 років тому +12

      GGC63
      Yes, it's unlikely but it's perhaps the most logical explanation cause I doubt stealth bombers are on the black market

    • @loserinasuit7880
      @loserinasuit7880 6 років тому +9

      IkeFanboy64 It's literally impossible to capture a carrier.

  • @ultraasassin4242
    @ultraasassin4242 7 років тому +125

    How does Juggernaut work? Does your soldier have steel plates in his skin or is he on the world's supply of steroids?

    • @eltrashooter2578
      @eltrashooter2578 7 років тому +22

      UltraAsassin42 nah he gets it by all the salt from the players when they shoot at him.

    • @MrODST57
      @MrODST57 7 років тому +1

      UltraAsassin42 he's on drugs

    • @GeneralKnox7734
      @GeneralKnox7734 7 років тому +5

      body armor

    • @tylertait96
      @tylertait96 7 років тому +2

      Hes on drugs and has body armour

    • @HK-it8ny
      @HK-it8ny 7 років тому

      Drugs

  • @jerryudonneedtoknow3903
    @jerryudonneedtoknow3903 6 років тому +49

    Call of duty soldiers have the strength of an elephant but the health of a paper, they are also using bb bullets and real knifes

    • @ragheedbahnam8055
      @ragheedbahnam8055 6 років тому +2

      They have a lot of health
      They can survive a barret 50 cal in the stomach

    • @alexbarn2233
      @alexbarn2233 5 років тому

      Not real knives fukin excaliber

    • @rRevilo64
      @rRevilo64 4 роки тому

      Me and the bois bringing Tac knifes to the paintball tournament

  • @Chrisey96.
    @Chrisey96. 7 років тому +14

    The fire you've just started with Molotovs or flamethrower burning out in three seconds and completely failing to spread to the anything

    • @HK-it8ny
      @HK-it8ny 7 років тому

      Chrisey true question and how dose a flame thrower not burn wood like firebreak specialist in a forest why dose it not make a forest fire

  • @SqualidMars0808
    @SqualidMars0808 5 років тому +20

    5:03 GOT ME LAUGHING 😂

  • @DeTomaso55
    @DeTomaso55 7 років тому +47

    About bullets... windows don’t breake from bullets, they travel very fast and they just leave holes.

    • @fredjones7335
      @fredjones7335 7 років тому +5

      Tomas Savonis depending on what kind of glass, tempered or laminate etc, shooting tempered glass will shater it into pieces, laminated glass will spider web

    • @JordyFidis
      @JordyFidis 7 років тому +10

      Yet strangely, all car windows appear to be tempered glass and all house windows appear to be laminated glass, how peculiar.

  • @SegaMario
    @SegaMario 5 років тому +10

    4:50 Why did that guy just fall over?

  • @orangeslush9915
    @orangeslush9915 7 років тому +95

    You can carry a sentry but you can never have 3 guns

    • @bonnibaby
      @bonnibaby 7 років тому +6

      Orangeslush 99 you can have 4 (akimbo smg and akimbo pistols)

  • @Alexlemay17200
    @Alexlemay17200 6 років тому +16

    2:50😂😂”huwhh”

  • @cheems8792
    @cheems8792 7 років тому +21

    Why is it a "stealth" bomber when it's literally the biggest and loudest killstreak in mw3? I know it doesn't show up on the enemy radar but anyone with a pair of eyes is sure to see that fuckin thing rolling in about to decimate them.
    How come the the throwing knife from CoD sticks into anything you throw it at? Unlike the tomahawk, the knife sticks into anything and everything you throw it at.
    How come our soldier had such tiny lungs? Can he not hold his breath for more than 8 seconds at a time? And when he runs out of breath he develops parkinsons for fucks sake and the sniper shakes around the screen like crazy.
    When playing survival in mw3, at the start you are told "no support is available at this time" even though you can freely buy weapons, call in killstreaks, care packages, delta squads etc.
    That's all from the top of my head, thanks for reading!

    • @hazmatt3250
      @hazmatt3250 5 років тому

      Stealth aircraft aren’t meant to be stealthy to the eyes, rather than to radar/heat seeking systems.

    • @Name-eg1uf
      @Name-eg1uf 5 років тому

      @@hazmatt3250 not stealthy for bombing but for spying because of the altitude it could fly ay

  • @erikskaugjetsj5643
    @erikskaugjetsj5643 5 років тому +10

    4:50 well that guy slipped on a banana peel

  • @papadev1702
    @papadev1702 7 років тому +45

    Try explaining how the guns you buy off the wall phase through the wall in zombies, or how you even get a gun from a chalk outline to begin with

    • @userunknown3761
      @userunknown3761 7 років тому +8

      Devin Colyer Try explaining zombies

    • @eltrashooter2578
      @eltrashooter2578 7 років тому +5

      Darragh Duffy try explaining the Bo3 zombie storyline and Bo3 story in general.

    • @userunknown3761
      @userunknown3761 7 років тому

      Eltrashooter A potato flew around my room

    • @Blin240
      @Blin240 7 років тому

      Zombies (old school maps) get a pass

    • @PancakeEnforcer924J
      @PancakeEnforcer924J 7 років тому +1

      Joshua Close it’s all Element 115, all the supernatural stuff in zombies from WaW to BO2 was either because it was powered by Element 115 or because the announcer was controlling everything

  • @indigo6518
    @indigo6518 5 років тому +16

    You magical heal back to full health atoumatically.
    In bo4 you always jab a needle in the same place on your body. Wouldn't that hurt.

    • @ProSkye59
      @ProSkye59 4 роки тому +2

      He probably doesn't feel anything on that area of his body after stabbing himself with a needle that many times

  • @paulwatt2229
    @paulwatt2229 7 років тому +94

    Anyone else see the guy slip on the banana peel at 4:50 ? And #NotificationSquad

  • @edbezant1105
    @edbezant1105 7 років тому +21

    Why is it that even though the events of mw3 take place immediately after the events of mw2, guns that return from mw2 ie m4a1, acr, l86, m16, their appearances and firing sounds have changed very noticeably - what happened in those few hours between mw2 events ending and mw3 events beginning?

    • @deathphantomdaredevil
      @deathphantomdaredevil 6 років тому +2

      ed bezant they changed though development

    • @crippledbox1162
      @crippledbox1162 5 років тому

      I love the fact that your a fan of Green Day

    • @vitoc8454
      @vitoc8454 4 місяці тому

      It's like how Killzone 3 starts immediately after the end of Killzone 2, yet has all these new mechs and enemy types.
      TheGamingBritShow pointed out that you walk into the enemy HQ for the last level of Killzone 2, and when Killzone 3 begins, you walk out and there are *giant robots* now. Did they not see those on the way in?

  • @velvetmidnight9535
    @velvetmidnight9535 7 років тому +28

    4:50
    "Ive fallen, and I cant get up!"

    • @elitewarrior0076
      @elitewarrior0076 5 років тому +2

      Yeah what was that? He just randomly went into Second Chance but nobody shot him?

  • @blackieechan6215
    @blackieechan6215 3 роки тому +2

    3 years later and I still can’t believe you didn’t talk about how an AFRICAN MILITANT has a GOLD PLATED ACR

  • @larslovestech
    @larslovestech 7 років тому +169

    haha...that was funny gary...keep em' comin mate

    • @MarleyThirteen
      @MarleyThirteen  7 років тому +3

      Lars loves Tech Cheers!

    • @MrODST57
      @MrODST57 7 років тому +1

      Lars loves Tech I thought your name was marley? You liar

    • @larslovestech
      @larslovestech 7 років тому

      OOOOKKKKAAAAYYYYY...LOL

    • @MrODST57
      @MrODST57 7 років тому

      Lars loves Tech lmoa

  • @thibb223
    @thibb223 7 років тому +3

    0:20 love the class setup. lmao 😂😂😂

  • @SykoPathak
    @SykoPathak 7 років тому +47

    What Marley? You don’t fly a a stealth bomber to get milk every week?
    Also why the hell is there a bunch of jet-pack warriors fighting on an oversized picnic table in BO3?

    • @harrygraham9690
      @harrygraham9690 7 років тому

      The Senate. Also why the fuck are they fighting in a water park in black ops 3

    • @Wiiranger87
      @Wiiranger87 7 років тому

      Its all a simulation? Explains why there are multiple specialists?

    • @BoldOne8760
      @BoldOne8760 7 років тому

      The Senate In the name of the galactic Senate of the republic, you are under arrest. That's right I went there

    • @harrygraham9690
      @harrygraham9690 7 років тому

      cameron burke, ok

    • @carlkamuti
      @carlkamuti 7 років тому

      The Senate Your avatar looks like The President from Salo; the wonky eyed one who has "sexual deviant" written all across his face. Is this intentional??

  • @no_comms_no_bombs
    @no_comms_no_bombs 7 років тому +24

    Is it just me of does this guy sound like the gangster boss from the Guavian Death Gang in Star Wars: The Force Awakens?
    *TELL THAT TO KHANJIKLUB*

  • @MorningGI0ry
    @MorningGI0ry 7 років тому +191

    The weirdest thing in CoD is the fact that people think infinite warfare is a good game.

    • @jameswix3697
      @jameswix3697 7 років тому

      No one thinks that mate

    • @spen8259
      @spen8259 7 років тому +15

      TheEtonianGamer not defending IW, but what is the point of this comment. Just randomly spreading hate like this is what makes the cod community so toxic

    • @jameswix3697
      @jameswix3697 7 років тому

      Spen how is this hate exactly?

    • @adnanbeslagic4219
      @adnanbeslagic4219 7 років тому +8

      James Wix some people do... just because you don’t doesn’t mean everyone doesn’t like the game

    • @jameswix3697
      @jameswix3697 7 років тому +2

      Adnan Beslagic. I Get Your Point , But The Amount of people who dont like the game outweigh the people who do like it.

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 4 роки тому +7

    The kid who's been screaming 10 minutes straight and can still talk

  • @Legendaryvenomz
    @Legendaryvenomz 7 років тому +67

    Questions that need answering.
    How can only one chopper be on the map at any given time? Is every battle set in an airport where each aircraft has to take it in turns to enter the map.
    Why do highly trained soldiers have diamond weapon camo and wear clown masks?
    Special forces yet can't hold breath for more than three seconds. Wtf?
    Why in the last seconds of your life does the game show you how you have been killed? Death should be the end.
    Sentry guns just implode for no reason after a certain amount of time.
    Claymores and bouncing bettys disappearing after the placer has died.
    How can uavs and blackbirds see people who are camping inside buildings? (I see you did this one)
    "We need air support we're dying our here!" - "Sorry, you need 7 kills yourself before we can help you out"
    FFA having SAS or other teams kill eachother, what is it, battle royale?
    Just take a look at riot shield in MW2. Wow.
    Dropshotting has no penalty, even with your character getting flat on his chest as fast as possible.
    The museum in MW2. Everything is completely calm until you press one little red button then (mannequins or robots idk)come alive and try to kill you.
    The blow up doll in safehouse's bathroom.
    Stab a watermelon. It explodes for some reason.
    Shops sell the same item like 300 times, then the one next to it sells the same.
    In No Russian on MW2 you can find the game you're playing in one of the shops.
    I hope I helped you out.

    • @sgtwardaddy9889
      @sgtwardaddy9889 6 років тому

      Legendaryvenomz Being shot several times you heal almost instantly, but a knife to the foot you die without a second thought.

    • @platy8989
      @platy8989 6 років тому

      Legendaryvenomz because it’s a video game, you’re not funny at all and stop thinking you’re on to something, it’s just ridiculous.

  • @dirtydish6642
    @dirtydish6642 5 років тому +12

    Question: 06:09
    Answer: Wikileaks

  • @joshslater5524
    @joshslater5524 7 років тому +23

    #notificationsquad 0:20 best thing I’ve seen since a knife been inserted into general Shepard’s eye

    • @Käbimees-p1t
      @Käbimees-p1t 7 років тому +1

      Josh Slater Well he didn't see that : D

  • @pilotmanpaul
    @pilotmanpaul 6 років тому +1

    Just found these now and this is beautifully done!

  • @jordanmorris5117
    @jordanmorris5117 7 років тому +9

    A Marley video makes a shit day 10 times better. Always get a good laugh out of em, keep them coming mate!

  • @posit1ve_wotb
    @posit1ve_wotb 3 роки тому

    “Who’s idea was it to put fuel tanks where the door handles should be?”
    BMP-1 designers: *nervous sweating*

  • @meirionh
    @meirionh 7 років тому +48

    How does a soldier instantly pick up all the ammo of a dead enemy just by running over them, including the bullets found in the deceased's gun?
    And
    How come, at the start of a battle, do the army drop in a bunch of people in a group and tell them to stand still for ten seconds before they can run in and do whatever they want? At least tell them to get into prone before letting them go, for all they know, the enemy didn't wait ten seconds!
    EDIT: Oh, and how come in Search and Destroy, they didn't give the bomb to one of the soldiers before starting? Why is it just laying there on the floor a few feet ahead, for all the soldiers to fight each other and scramble to get it for themselves?
    EDIT 2: Why does the army provide really awful guns in some cases. Imagine being the soldier who's about to go out and face, like, another 9 (with constant, 10 minute's worth of, reinforcements apparently) enemies, and your commanding officer hands you a skorpion and an M9, and the guy next to you gets a Barrett 50 cal with a Desert Eagle

    • @MarleyThirteen
      @MarleyThirteen  7 років тому +7

      meirionh The last one is a very good point hahaha

    • @xjohnlaserboy1325
      @xjohnlaserboy1325 7 років тому

      you just went all in with this didnt you XD

    • @meirionh
      @meirionh 7 років тому +1

      Cheers, Marley. As everyone else is saying; we all love the videos, keep it up, man!

    • @meirionh
      @meirionh 7 років тому +2

      I like to think I channelled Marley's pedanticism with some of them xD

    • @LastSpaceWolf
      @LastSpaceWolf 6 років тому

      Cause Higher rank better guns or budget cuts

  • @adammaloney524
    @adammaloney524 5 років тому +3

    I'm never gonna look at COD the same way again after watching this. 😂

  • @jn8027
    @jn8027 7 років тому +11

    How does the jugg get into the map in ghosts when ur using the Loki killstreak

  • @rpproductions9189
    @rpproductions9189 5 років тому +2

    His accent makes this video so much better

  • @ll18ghty23
    @ll18ghty23 7 років тому +17

    Why can't we just climb over a small fence and out of the map

    • @angloempire6935
      @angloempire6935 7 років тому

      кχιι cuz cods shit

    • @HK-it8ny
      @HK-it8ny 7 років тому

      just that there is a magic invisible wall in the places

  • @composmentis170
    @composmentis170 5 років тому +1

    In at least MW3 it took 2x knives to kill people when you were holding a care package. You still knifed but it took two. Why do attack dogs have more health then people in several cod games?

  • @sprucetree7996
    @sprucetree7996 7 років тому +7

    When you throw a semtex, why does it stick to enemies but not on your own hand.

  • @DatMentalGamer
    @DatMentalGamer 6 років тому

    3:30 - 3:57 is literally the best thing i've heard in ages

  • @jonathoncapaul2854
    @jonathoncapaul2854 7 років тому +8

    When you shoot one bullet and reload with a new magazine. How many magazines does the solider have?

  • @jamescarrino3696
    @jamescarrino3696 5 років тому +1

    I always interpreted the Nuketown thing as the Spetznaz came over to recover a nuclear weapon currently being tested, but some of the special forces soldiers intercepting the intercepted. And then they're just fighting for space in the nuclear bomb shelter. That's just my interpretation.

    • @veronviper06
      @veronviper06 5 років тому +1

      James Carrino this actually makes sense 👍

  • @maksgolec4470
    @maksgolec4470 7 років тому +12

    when you dont need a notification because youtube is your life

  • @bighaas435
    @bighaas435 7 років тому

    A channel that talks about logic in cod games?
    WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THIS WHOLE TIME?!? ❤

  • @awesomestevie27
    @awesomestevie27 7 років тому +21

    When you shoot 1 bullet and reload how does the guy just save those 29 bullets
    Does he keep the same mag and just reload the 1 bullet he needed for that
    Of does he just have a basket where he puts the rest of the ammo that wasn't used in the mag and put in a new mag like wtf how does he do that

    • @Name-eg1uf
      @Name-eg1uf 5 років тому +1

      They have mags in their vests so they put it back in the vest and take another from it

    • @xrexkinect
      @xrexkinect 5 років тому +2

      Папа Сталин no

    • @foxtrotsierraproductions8626
      @foxtrotsierraproductions8626 5 років тому

      Actually its realistic its in Arma 3 too when you saved a mag and you have no other mag it puts the one back in with 15 bullets left

  • @ja_go_25
    @ja_go_25 6 років тому +1

    The thing with the windows actually makes sense... bullets travel at such a high pace that they can punch through windows without smashing them

  • @AtTheHorizonLine
    @AtTheHorizonLine 7 років тому +21

    WHY DONT WE SEE THE FULL LENGTH OF OUR ARMS? WE ONLY SEE OUR HANDS.
    DO WE HAVE HANDS GROWING FROM OUR CHINS???

    • @milesdye1962
      @milesdye1962 6 років тому

      That Meme Dealer yeah the FOV is always so low on console COD. I never understood it either it’s like the camera was in their chest or something

    • @malteseninja1047
      @malteseninja1047 5 років тому

      @@milesdye1962 that's because.. it is on their chest... fr

  • @LiveSOFTDieH4RD
    @LiveSOFTDieH4RD 6 років тому +1

    he sounded so sad when he said he couldn’t find a sentry gun to knife hahahaha

  • @ilroryyli5520
    @ilroryyli5520 7 років тому +3

    How come a throwing knife or tomahawk can kill an enemy when it lands handle first? Or does the soldier just have incredible luck to where he can throw it virtually any distance and still make it stick blade first?

  • @fazeechoteam806
    @fazeechoteam806 5 років тому +2

    I love how that stealth bomber is now a “weird thing in Call of Duty”

    • @acablikeineedataxi
      @acablikeineedataxi 5 років тому +2

      If you watched the video youd know he mentioned its weird that african militia have access to one

  • @Dylan_Dynasty
    @Dylan_Dynasty 5 років тому +3

    If they fall off the map maybe they have a heart attack and die instantly from fear

  • @huskyhockey3248
    @huskyhockey3248 7 років тому +1

    your accent with your sense of humor made this video amazing lol! I can't stop laughing

  • @hugoneilson6200
    @hugoneilson6200 7 років тому +33

    Soap mactavish gang🙌

  • @axel2741
    @axel2741 7 років тому

    1:10
    This bit is actually to do with velocity and how your knife will break and shatter the glass rather than going straight through it. It should leave a gaping hole, granted, but otherwise perfectly plausible.

  • @flavouredsocks2822
    @flavouredsocks2822 7 років тому +3

    How come when you use fists in black ops 3 it’s 2 hit kill but when you use a boxing gloves it’s a one hit

  • @xXTPXxOfficial
    @xXTPXxOfficial 7 років тому

    In older games, shooting the attack chopper itself does no damage, but if you shoot the propellers not only does it do damage, every bullet hits.

  • @silent_spy1482
    @silent_spy1482 7 років тому +4

    Notification. Get it. You need it. He's that good.

  • @gdvenom7345
    @gdvenom7345 7 років тому

    One weird thing is combat axes in general like what soldier decides to bring a little axe to a full blown fight that also realistically wouldn't even kill someone in one hit

  • @Xinityxx
    @Xinityxx 7 років тому +166

    #soapifacationsquad

  • @_Archo
    @_Archo 2 роки тому

    3:10 to this day I bet Marley regrets not making a soap reference in this part

  • @lax3685
    @lax3685 5 років тому +3

    3:01 got me hard 😂

  • @bazzajay1
    @bazzajay1 6 років тому

    OOH EEH OOH AH AAH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG. That's the funniest class set up I've seen on UA-cam. Brilliant

  • @awesomestevie27
    @awesomestevie27 7 років тому +7

    How does the black market work in bo3 since it's a simulation
    Like there's going to be ruin and he's like oh look at my new marshals I got it form the black market ,
    Does the black market guy know what he's doing or is he just selling the same people weapons The Whole time

  • @mike18699-e
    @mike18699-e 4 роки тому

    Funny as the commentary in this video is - and it really did make me laugh - what I enjoyed most was the nostalgia of seeing all those old maps from CoD games that I haven't played in years and will probably never play again.

  • @Bradyyy
    @Bradyyy 7 років тому +120

    #late notifsquad

  • @connorwcc
    @connorwcc 7 років тому

    You know I've always like how in Black Ops you could dolphin dive through a window and break it without taking any damage. Because you now fall onto shattered glass. I picked up a broken picture frame once and almost needed stitches

  • @HazagyShuji
    @HazagyShuji 6 років тому +4

    3:27 gets me to laugh. Idk why

  • @Pawniac
    @Pawniac 7 років тому +1

    A small explanation on why bullets don't shatter windows. Newer types of windows usually don't shatter and instead flake away to prevent creating a hazard when they're broken. To top that off, the bullet is going way too fast to affect the glass since it has such a small point of energy focus, it just goes through only making a hole, but shoot the window enough and it should break.
    Just wanted to clear that up.

  • @LoFaux_
    @LoFaux_ 7 років тому +7

    I'm in a rough patch in my life. Sis is in the hospital.. could I I get some support through the community? And by the way... Marley. I saw one of your videos on Facebook and just fell in love with your humor. Another great video. One of a kind I tell ya!

    • @MarleyThirteen
      @MarleyThirteen  7 років тому +1

      Thanks a lot mate, hope there is better days to come for you and your sister

    • @w_a_j6941
      @w_a_j6941 6 років тому +2

      @Potato Cow inspirational

  • @IkeFanBoy64
    @IkeFanBoy64 7 років тому +1

    How come when you detonate the bomb in SnD or Demolition it causes a similar explosion to that of a c4? I mean, we're placing a bomb on a set of warheads! You'd think it would destroy the map. Even in WaW it's illogical cause even though its a batch of supplies, there would still be explosives in it.

  • @cyjan3k823
    @cyjan3k823 7 років тому +98

    We have 2017 And people still look for Logic in futuristic fast paced fps
    Come on, we can do better

    • @Yukikaze617
      @Yukikaze617 7 років тому +7

      Krzysztof Dolecki this is just for fun! I found it amusing.

    • @bonnibaby
      @bonnibaby 7 років тому +7

      None of the cods in this are very futuristic though, most of them are modern warfare games

    • @SWIFTrunmedia
      @SWIFTrunmedia 7 років тому +2

      Totally not Ben walker black ops 2 is a near future setting.

    • @jack_mackay
      @jack_mackay 7 років тому +1

      Lyall James he said most and bo2 isn’t very futuristic

    • @stvnmedia2303
      @stvnmedia2303 7 років тому

      ‘Modern Warfare’ spaghetti brain

  • @neonickhaos4811
    @neonickhaos4811 3 роки тому

    I love how your class setups are Witch Doctor lyrics

  • @matthole1242
    @matthole1242 7 років тому +40

    Notification Squad🙌🏼

    • @MarleyThirteen
      @MarleyThirteen  7 років тому

      Matt Hole 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

    • @matthole1242
      @matthole1242 7 років тому

      MarleyThirteen... Proud member of Marley’s Barmy Army

  • @peytansnyder7987
    @peytansnyder7987 5 років тому +1

    When you are reloading you take the mag out but then you knife someone and you have to go trough the whole process again

    • @ghosttoast8610
      @ghosttoast8610 5 років тому

      Peytan Snyder Only game I’ve not seen so Something like this is Days Gone

  • @Tempura-ture
    @Tempura-ture 7 років тому +6

    Notification squad where you at???

  • @YungFlightRisk
    @YungFlightRisk 7 років тому +1

    in the mission turbulence in modern warfare 3 how does your character take 20 bullets from assault rifles but not die but when Makarov puts 2 pistol bullets in you you instantly die no getting back up

  • @Stoogong
    @Stoogong 7 років тому +6

    Notification squadidid up

  • @thbestminecrafter
    @thbestminecrafter 7 років тому

    Why is it that you have soldiers on the ground and even if they’re in the process of shooting someone, everyone stops as soon as one team has killed 75 people. It’s like that’s the precise amount of aggression that both sides had towards each other

  • @harrygraham9690
    @harrygraham9690 7 років тому +4

    Notification squad!

  • @garbageempire6584
    @garbageempire6584 7 років тому

    That's part of the reason I like Battlefield Hardline. You don't have to earn attachments. You have to unlock a few, but for most you just earn the money. Good job on these videos by the way.

  • @Skarmy762
    @Skarmy762 7 років тому

    Well for the knife being able to smash a window is explainable. Windows have a temper coating so they don’t smash as easily. If the temper coating is scratched off then the window can crack and shatter.

  • @thesaltysailor8035
    @thesaltysailor8035 5 років тому

    Well, depending the type of glass, usually the type car windows are made of, they dont really shatter when bullets go through them, then again you would have to be pretty strong to make a car windshield smash to little pieces with your fist.

  • @justinreyez5561
    @justinreyez5561 6 років тому

    falling on the car and it exploding was pretty damn funny

  • @michaelfoster9296
    @michaelfoster9296 7 років тому +1

    In the hardcore the EMP affects both teams. I found out the hard way when I destroyed a friendly strafing run someone just called in lol...That was MW3 in the wii haha

  • @jpduk1
    @jpduk1 7 років тому

    Claymores only blowing up the enemy like it has a scanner to know who is friendly and who isn't

  • @shmblz
    @shmblz 7 років тому

    When you call in a napalm strike in bo1 and it's invisible in some places but it still kills you .