Apocalyptic Christmas Carols
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- Опубліковано 19 лип 2024
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0:00 Winter Wonderland
0:42 Frosty
1:55 Carol of the Bells
2:37 Jingle Bells
3:03 Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
3:21 Up on the Housetop - Розваги
On today's episode on the effects of childhood trauma:
The fact that he makes eye contact through the entire jingle bells song is honestly more terrifying than the lyrics...
I had to look behind and around to make sure I'm not gonna get *slayed*
Accompanied by a creepy smile... 😳 I’m scared!
0_o
he didn't even BLINK
@@idkwholizzieis He did one time at the beginning of jingle bells at 2:41
The way his expressions were during the Frosty the Snowman part, describing the horrid scene, sounded almost like he’s one of the kids who witnessed it
Hey, we can’t pass judgment on how he copes
Rewatched it with that lens, I highly recommend it. It makes the video a lot better.
That was so scary damnit
each carol is a different mood and it haunts me to this day..
the way he smiles so naturally after singing something really haunted 😶
I was expecting a basic global warming joke for frosty... this was way more terrifying.
hah, by far
I dont get it? Like why did frosty spew a brownish goo?????
I’m still processing it lol
Since he’s alive but still made of snow he’s slowly melting from the inside. Interestingly enough that can happen to people too if our body temperatures are high enough, which is why we need to be careful with fevers and our body rising over 98.6 degrees.
@@horrorhistory7342 our proteins start to denature if we heat up too much. That’s why people freak out. Your body heats up to kill of the virus or bacteria, but it also changes the shape and therefore function of the body’s proteins. Not quite melting, but proteins are kind of wicked important.
He's like Michael Bublé, goes into hibernation for ages then drops a song or two; back to hibernation
True
Because you can't rush ART
More like Michael Bublé on crack (but in a good way. Like a more eccentric version of him)
@@ketkijere this made me cackle because it's so true
Best comment
So we're just gonna ignore the fact that Jon played Jingle Bells without looking at the keyboard once.
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Can we all appreciate the passive-aggressive look Paint makes(edit: during jingle bells), staring unblinkingly at the camera, not even glimpsing at the keyboard?
Dodie: I’m gonna do Christmas songs in a minor key!
Jon: I’m gonna do Christmas songs about killing minors.
**sighs** **watches their collabs for the millionth time**
Anakin Skywalker has entered the chat
Fun!
LOL 😂
I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣
I love how he keeps a straight face until the “What is WAP?” moment.
For like a second.
I sure im going to regret this but... What *is* WAP?
@@incognitogirl6201 if you really want to know (you don't) look it up
@@teigandavis9928 ... I think ill take your word for it. Ignorance is bliss and all that. Lol
@Jolene Ju Yin Cheah false, she has no good songs
Lets be honest٫ Jon isn't ruining christmas carols, he's making them realistic
Edit: :0 ty for the likes!
So we’re both waiting for him?
@@CokeClown. me too I'm waiting for him too upload I've been subbed to home for 2 years
I agree with your line of thinking. X'D
*thank you
@@CokeClown. Yep- ( sorry about the late reply-)
Us: sitting here waiting for him to appear again in a year
This year's royalty free Christmas songs do be hitting different.
yeah
It’s an improvement
Paint: "children scream"
Me: "are those the real lyrics?"
Paint: *keeps on singing*
Me: "Alright it's obviously not"
Wdym it sounds absolutely legit
Th os the actual nane of the song
That could’ve been the real song besides the word “nuclear” and “repopulate” and I’d have no idea lmao
@@terra_the_nightingale135 I mean children songs are already pretty dark. Have you heard rock a bye baby?
@@despicablepenguin I can hear Jon Solo in the distance...
Also don’t forget “Ring A Round The Rosie”
Dashing through the snow in a pair of broken skies. Over the fields we go, smashing into trees! The snow is turning red, I think I’m almost dead. What fun it is to wake up in a hospital bed! Hey!
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Anyone else miss old paint videos? They are so nostalgic of my childhood!
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This is far beyond the "Jingle Bells,Batman Smells" that i grew up with.
robin laid an egg
The one I remember is "Jingle bombs, Jingle bombs, I think I got screwed."
this is just Progressive Christmas Carols’ darker twin
Isn't it about that time of year for paint to come back out of the basement
ik its been nearly 2 years
i like how they slowly get more and more unhinged
I see someone else has also gone insane during the quarantine.
Oh I guess for him it has been too late for years :D :D
@@Kyrrichan Same thought. 😂
“The sentience stripped away”
“Ladies who scream, all Karening”
So, so clever!
When the world needed him most, he disappeared.
I guess we’re gonna wait another two years I’ll see you again in two years
this is too good
Fax
Omg sammy
Oh hi sammy
I am your 1000th like lol
what’s new? jon is 2020’s savior. only returning when we need him most. 😌
For people that miss Halloween but are also excited for Christmas.
When you miss halloween but you need to act festive
@@leahchattergoon5086 Every day.
Maybe this year could be a sequel with more songs on this xDDD
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Maybe this year could have some videos!
Why does he come back every 2 years 😂😂
nil
Umm you dont know what happened between them do u?
Well this is awkward
@@swellestgoat3803 what do you mean?
@@maturinthecosmicturtle6783 dodie wanted to be more than friends with jon but he rejected her and their friendship also broke (this was before they both came out)
@@swellestgoat3803 I didnt even know they knew each other oof
The most terrifying part was the eye contact. After so little socialization for so long, I was overwhelmed.
IKR
That's what it was! It felt so wrong but I couldn't pinpoint why!
Omg frosty the snowman has me DYING and jingle bells has me crying. Omg please make more ruined carols
the fact that this brings me more joy than the original songs is disturbing
I still can’t believe he’s really back.
He wasn't gone long.
he posted a month ago
Well ‘back’ is a relative term here
@@julietminusromeo1249 Sure is
@@tombstonerforever9374 it was 2 years before they posted about a month ago, they mean they still can't believe their back
Evers other influencer: I know this year was so hard and I wanna spread as much positivity as I can!
Jon: Time to sing about death and suffering kids
not to mention poor frosty...
😂😂
the only thing to bring us joy
ahhh the return of the king 💖
@@steffismile14 poor frosty. I was so concerned after hearing those lyrics
the sustained intense eye contact during jingle bells made it extra scary
When you said you were gonna ruin them, you sure as heck weren’t kidding.
“Jingle bells, prison cells, no one gets away. Oh what fun it is to die” is now my favorite Christmas lyric
same
This year: *been worse than hell*
Jon; fine more than two videos 🙄
Bless you Jon
The *WA-ar-HAUUGH-her* for frosty the snowman killed me
Now we just have to wait for next Christmas for Jon to come back
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You know 2020 is crazy when Jon uploads more than twice.
😂
You know 2020 is crazy when Jon uploads.
you know 2020 is crazy when jon
you know 2020 is crazy
you know 2020
This guy reminds me of the avatar Asleep for 100 years and comes back when the world needed him most
Lol yes
Agreed
My new Christmas tradition is watching this video
i did it last year, i'm doing it again
ion other words i'm with you
@@Desot00 I’m starting now
He says this all with a look of delight on his face
That smile at the end of frosty the snowman tho 😂
Rhyming Epstein with Latrine is the most creative thing I’ve seen in a good while.
BRO imagine getting your comment liked by PAINT. I hope you screamed
@@rachelsomething1050 he painted it black lol
@@rachelsomething1050 he's just like "finally, SOMEONE recognized my lyrical genius"
Can’t wait to sing these at this year’s family Christmas zoom.
Oh my god how hilarious it would be😂😂😂😂😂
After u sing tell us how it went
Ah, another sentence I would not have understood a year ago :)
It’s good to see he is still alive
It’s been a year so it’s time to wake up from hibernation 🎄
"the puddle's garbled shrieks" Love how your brain works; this whole video is a delight!
Whitney Avalon you are so cool!!!! (I also completely agree with your comment) sry for fangirling I can’t help it lol
Of course Whitney's here😂😂
i literally read this as soon as he sang it wtf lmao
I was expecting you to be here lol
Delight.. _violent_
Yes Whitney, it was delightful, indeed.
When we needed him most, he comes back. Again 🥰
I think it’s about time, that the rare Jon Cozart wakes up and emerges from his cave ;)
A FULL FALLOUT CHRISTMAS CAROL OMFG THANKYOU
apparently parodying songs to make them disturbing is jon’s specialty
it's why I subbed xD
Laughs in Happily Never After
Duh
Exactly
absolutley
Most people: hey, this year has been tough, so let's try to be as positive as possible, ok?
Paint: no❤
just.... no ❤
Man I'd like your comment but it already has the perfect amount of likes XD
@@alkistimichal not anymore❤
Hey its me
@@flaminhos1054 no its me
My parents: why are you laughing?
Me: oh nothing.
*my brain:*
RIP, Jon Cozart. You will be missed.
Wait is he actually dead?
@@tidepodpadthai2633 He replied to a Tweet on May 12, so no. But his bio on Twitter is "probably dead UA-camr" lol.
PAINT HAS ONCE AGAIN ARISEN FROM HIS SLUMBER IN ORDER TO BLESS US WITH CHRISTMAS CAROLS
I like your pfp🌝🌝
We only let him out of hell sometimes ok.... he is insane
MatPat and Jon Cozart: The two people who have the special ability of ruining your childhood in under 10 minutes
I bring to you, Jon Solo (although I guess his videos are more than 10 minutes)
What about Remus Sanders 🤠
Yes I love both of them
Yup 😂
Jacksfilms fans too
anyone remember 'mr wells *ay* you're getting old'
I just discovered this today and love how it's a day before the one year anniversary.
No one:
Jon's Christmas Carols: "Oh Frosty The Snowman, purged the contents of his brain."
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1:15
I'm not even joking, was in the middle of listening to progressive Christmas carols when I got the notification
Amazing!
I ADORE Progressive Christmas Carols.
Someone named AxxL is coming!
well they're timeless classics so... no surprise there ;)
Ironic as we have go backwards.... this year sucks
He enters his 1 year hibernation once again.
Other youtubers: *posts 4 videos a week*
Paint: *posts 1 video a year*
"Children scream..."
I'm listening
Ok I'm not shure sold I send to to hell try to covinse me
Damn, did aliens kidnap the real Paint and leave an impostor behind? Holy crap he's uploading!
I have two hot UA-camr girlfriends and I am the best UA-camr ever and YOUR savior. Good bye dear ore
@@AxxLAfriku shut up
@@AxxLAfriku who tf are you
@@AxxLAfriku i have seen you 5 times commenting about your "2 hot girlfriends"
@@AxxLAfriku i can never tell if youre joking. None of the comments youve written make sense and it frightens me to my core. Have a nice day :D
The camera angle change for the rap portion though *mwah*
That "Jingle Bell 🔔" sent shivers down my spine
“Ladies who scream, all Karening”
I ABSOLUTELY LOST IT 😂😂😂
HE FOUND HIS UA-cam PASSWORD FOR GOOD EVERYONE
2:37 omg look at his eyes lol
we're all waiting for his return
"No one's celebrating freaking christmas, grandpa really should have tipped the waitress"
I can't stop laughing.
Lmfaaaaaao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Grandpa fucked up this time 😔 I told him at least a dollar
"What is WAP?"
I felt a sense of dread come over me that I haven't felt in years.
"Well, Granma, you had that once upon a midnight clear..."
@@Corbomite_Meatballs Nope, that’s just wrong. Never in my life had I ever given a thought to my grandma in relation to a WAP and now I’m gonna have nightmares about that.
The constant eye contact in these songs makes my day
Thank you for your art. I wish good things for you and hope you find the joy and inspiration to keep creating. You've brought much joy to me over the years.
P.O.V: A man stares directly at you through the whole video playing various instruments, and singing corrupt versions of happy holiday songs.
P.O.V: A man stares directly at you through the whole video playing various instruments, and singing correct versions of horrible holiday songs*
I fixed your comment for you ;)
So very true. Love your name by the the way
@@LittleRedGhost
i tip my hat to you, one of brilliance
Grandma: "What is WAP?"
Me: the Winter Apple Pie!
Let's just not imagine her then going around asking everyone "Do you want some WAP mister..its fresh"
Im sorry😂😭
@@alizafaisal6062 I'm dead🤣☠️
My cousin asked me, "can I have some WAP." I just stared. Then he said, "waffles and pancakes you dirty minded creep." Needless to say I died
@@jade8184 AHAHAHAH ..the guy knew what he was talking bout though
@@alizafaisal6062 true lol
A legend is lost
He’s gone back into hibernation
I hope he knows the only Christmas carols I had memorized up until now were his progressive ones and now my abilities are getting stronger
I don’t know what you’re talking about. The “Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree” is just your average Southern Christmas 😂
And now we wait for his return
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Jon Cozart, more like Jon Mozart
I don't care what you say,
these are catchy as _hell._
EXACTLY
It's *fire.*
agreed.
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I hope you realize I still get your “Progressive Christmas Carols” stuck in my head all year round 😂💗
🎵 We wish you happy holidays, whoever you may be.. 🎵
progressive christmas carols is a masterpiece
I watch that video for every Christmas
ALL THE TIME! wtf is even "white christmas"
Mary did you know, that you're baby boy, supports the NRA
Mary did you know, that you're baby boy, IS WHITE
@@djloeffler3141 .....DID YOU KNOW?!?!?!
The frosty and jingle bells ones are the ones that got me, "LImbsSSs ZLgo FlyInN"
Somebody’s on the naughty list this year
While grandma asks, “What is WAP?”
"Winning apple pie, grandma, it means a winning apple pie😐"
@@jeewo5895 I thought it meant “what a pineapple”
@@camellia657 ah yes, another common use of this acronym, all depends on context: D
Why are people 🤔 saves you writing every time you question the stupidity of people 😉
What does it actually mean?
Merry christmas to us, he’s spoiling all of us this year
Thanks UA-cam for not sending me a single notification from this channel for the last 2 years or so
He returned, only to leave again
When Paint posts it's practically a national holiday
Seeing Jon Cozart sitting in his room playing a ukulele for the first time in years has awakened a primal joy in me.
Well today is a good day to listen to this.
"O'er the kids we roll" Got me laughing
i don't care how many christmas songs he's going to ruin, this dude's voice is always a caress to my ears
*fix
@@rockking2616 😂😂
I read carcass...
first lyric: CHILDREN SCREAM
This just happened to show up in my feed and oh my God I’m so glad I listened to it! Funny AF
PLZ PUT THIS ON SPOTIFY!!