I did not expect that “CATH SIT DOWN YOU BELLEND!” from Ellis, while Jake was reading out that donation message! He literally just pulled another “SHITTER’S FREE!” 😂
It's even more amazing when you remember that passengers shouldn't even be touching the damn thing. Being partway through your flight has never been a good excuse to go outside. Thankfully, they don't tend to open when at high altitude.
That discussion about FTL in the 6:00 mark makes me wish I was in that chat so I could nerd out, but essentially this is why in good SCIFI you usually have designated jump points in between planetary stops. Effectively you'd initially rely on slower-than-light (but still fast) travel to map the distance between two safe points, then rely on advanced computer programs to instruct the FTL drive to travel for how long/at what distance before shutting down. From there it'd be no different than planning a normal trip. The bonus would be if we developed FTL communications (which based on what I've heard last, that might actually be made before proper FTL travel) and then have two waystations talking to one another describing the local cosmic weather to ensure there are no random collisions with foreign matter like asteroids or micrometeor showers.
The entirety of space is 80% empty, the odds of a collision out there is basically naught And yet these guys still managed to nearly slam straight into an asteroid 😅
6:20 One fun issue with current theoretical warp technologies is that any particles the warp field collided with on the way to the destination would stack up on the front of it. When you stop, these particles at *very nearly lightspeed* get launched in the direction of travel. Even in space, there are particles everywhere. Wherever you go, you will fire a highly precise planet-destroying beam in front of you the instant you try to stop. So to answer Ellis' question of what would happen if you warped into an atmosphere... well at the very least it would be the last time anyone got to experience said atmosphere as it would be obliterated.
0:00 Wait what happened to the intro... okay I see why the intro is late. 0:29 Jonk the shield sacrifice 0:38 Not even a full minute and Jonk is already dead weight 0:51 And now Alex is dead weight, really peak WPE content 1:13 Its fiiiiiiineeeee 1:25 The worst place to leave a door to the outside open 1:49 Gabby the cat 2:00 Ellis being a nuisance to Jonk again, but seriously this is quite stupid that it works this way 2:19 The collaboration panel, a device that WPE does not possess 2:35 Peak WPE communication, feels like I type this every video now lol. 3:10 Gabby the goblin who enjoys different things from Alex 3:36 Now its Alex and another unnamed person being a nuisance 3:49 Cath likes and wants to do the big pew pew 4:14 I want it that way! 4:43 Swivel chair nonsense 4:58 Random donation raging interruption 5:10 More swivel chair nonsense 5:19 A crash course on ship sizes and types ranging from big, small and mejium 6:04 WPE science talk 6:45 Well cry about it, then again WPE knows the truth 7:11 Prognitaur 7:27 Spaceship maintenance sounds like a driving test apparently 7:37 pleasure_schlong 7:49 Happy Birthday Ellis! Also depressing birthday song on the penny whistle (My ears yet again bleed) 9:02 Engine trimming 9:18 Flesh puppets 9:46 Errrrrrr.... wtf???!!! 10:00 JONKGLISH STRIKES AGAIN to end the video!
Either the door wasn't really *that* locked, or it keeps opening itself! A mistery 🤭 Thanks for playing Void Crew guys, your videos are always hilarious! Metem preserve you.
I can’t decide if I like the Mejium or the snake charmer birthday comment better. I was laughing so hard I started wheezing. Absolutely hilarious and thank you I desperately needed a good laugh!! 😂
At this point whenever cath fucks up I imagine her staring off into oblivion with like a thousand yard stare and slowly blinking one eye at a time with a head empty expression
Id love to see a Valentine's day stream where jake and gabby, ellis and cath play fable 3 coop in the same vc and just see who plays faster and better plus its extremely british
On the subject of “warp” If you did manage to travel faster than light, chose a random direction (but still towards the more populated center of the galaxy) you would be the unluckiest bastard to have ever lived to even come close to a huge star, let alone an asteroid. Space between stars is really fucking empty. Now, ftl within a solar system might be a different story, but again, as they say “space big but space pretty empty”
Regarding FTL travel: "Warping" to locations with known data would likely be done using the power of maths to predict the position of objects of interest. If this is not feasible, and you have reasonable sub-light capabilities, or in case where you don't have the necessary data, you could warp outside of the solar system and work your way in or take the necessary readings from there. The likelihood to hit something important out there is close to nil and these kinds of travel methods would very likely include at least some form of protection against smaller objects. That is assuming there isn't a method of FTL communication, in which case you can just designate and communicate entry and exit points points in the system, just like we do with runways and the control towers on airports. There's no reason why it wouldn't work in space other than communication delay.
6:07 Well, someone did propose a way to make FTL travel possible (theoretically, at least). Basically, getting a ship to move faster than light is still not possible, so they instead proposed bending space around the ship to get the ship within that space to move faster than light, since space itself has no speed limit. It's called the Alcubierre drive and agrees with Einsteins equations. A good analogy would be a fish (ship) not being able to swim faster than a certain speed in water (space), so it instead swims with a current (bent space) to move faster than it otherwise could.
"Well, actually" that episode of Black Mirror is kind of the opposite situation. The real astronauts are on the ship while their "flesh puppets" are on Earth. Kind of makes you wonder why they didn't do it the other way around, but then I guess it wouldn't have been as good an episode.
06:25 Funfact, there are *theoretical* ways to effectively achieve FTL speed, like the Alcubierre Drive. Basically, the idea is to have your craft achieve *negative mass* (to get there, we´d have to grab some Dark Matter, which is its own highly-theoretical shitshow) and "flatten" space-time in the direction the ship is meant to travel while "bulging it up" on the opposite side. That way, the ship is theorezied to *be chucked outside the normal space-time continuum* and travelling across the "sloped" path towards its destination before reentering space-time at the end of it all - kinda like Star Treks Warp-Drive with the differences of A) your ship not being able to turn or stop before the jumpis done and B) since the process kicks you outta space-time, the craft could neither observe the universe nor be observed by it So yeah, FTL travel? Theoretically possible? *Yes* Anywhere feasible with our current tech? *NOPE*
Just wanna say gabby got that analogy wrong, who’s getting a job without applying for it? 😂I think she meant getting a job even though you aren’t qualified for it😂
If we could do ftl travel it would be extremely rare to jump inside of something. Everything in space is so spread out the chances are low you'd hit anything
So im a huge nerd and the whole speed of light or faster than light travel is tackled in multiple sci fi media forms. The closest we have in real life is spaceships having computers that make tiny adjustments based on sensor readings but compared to light speed they still go very slow. Starwars explains warp travel by having hyper lanes, which are giant clear stretches of space dedicated for faster than light travel. Pretty much allowing pilots fo set the ship to fly straight for multiple light years. Other forms of media describe making shields a kind of shield out of plasma that pushes things away and theoretically these can exist it'd just be very draining in terms of resources. Then finally advanced ai with multiple types of sensors and scanners could steer for us but we'd have to rely on the system running on quantum computers and hooe nothing goes wrong which is difficult cause the universe doesn't like computers.
6:10 there is a group working now on mastering gravity. once thats done. you can legit just go to europa for a ski trip and be back in time for dinner.
"Depressing happy birthday" is the best bit
I agree
I almost passed due to laughter
💯😂😂😂😂
Good fucking god I wanted to end it just listening to it 😂
That was actually so depressing :(
I did not expect that “CATH SIT DOWN YOU BELLEND!” from Ellis, while Jake was reading out that donation message!
He literally just pulled another “SHITTER’S FREE!” 😂
Timestamp 4:58
I cant remember what video that was from can someone remind me
Jonk saying “progenitor” legit made me think he was gonna say “prostate” for a second
the only thing more scary than an angry centaur, an angry pregnant centaur. also known as a pregnotaur
“Pregnator”
I was wondering if it's a new breed of centaur 😅
"pregananant"
Ah yes the prostate-inator
Cath dealing with a "dodgy" airlock seems topical considering how often doors are blowing off airplanes.
At least in both cases, no one was harmed in the making of these events in real life. Digital lives on the other hand...
@@ketsuekikumori9145 also, we all love Cath unlike the airlines.
It's even more amazing when you remember that passengers shouldn't even be touching the damn thing. Being partway through your flight has never been a good excuse to go outside. Thankfully, they don't tend to open when at high altitude.
Always going to be 3 things in a WPE video.
A sing along to a song.
Cath being Cath.
Someone completely messing something up that kills everyone.
Don't forget Jonk butchering the English language again
@@SpectroliteDS2400 Yh lmao can't forget that
yep the 4th constant.@@SpectroliteDS2400
That discussion about FTL in the 6:00 mark makes me wish I was in that chat so I could nerd out, but essentially this is why in good SCIFI you usually have designated jump points in between planetary stops. Effectively you'd initially rely on slower-than-light (but still fast) travel to map the distance between two safe points, then rely on advanced computer programs to instruct the FTL drive to travel for how long/at what distance before shutting down. From there it'd be no different than planning a normal trip. The bonus would be if we developed FTL communications (which based on what I've heard last, that might actually be made before proper FTL travel) and then have two waystations talking to one another describing the local cosmic weather to ensure there are no random collisions with foreign matter like asteroids or micrometeor showers.
"Now number 5..." you're a real one, respect. XD
NINE NINE!!!!
Not a doctor
The entirety of space is 80% empty, the odds of a collision out there is basically naught
And yet these guys still managed to nearly slam straight into an asteroid 😅
80%? That's lowballing the estimate a little bit, ain't it? Even 99% empty doesn't encompass the full scope of the emptiness of the universe.
@@Axius27 to be fair I was drunk when I commented 🤷🏼♂️
It's not 0% That means there's still a chance! And if there's a chance of crashing into something in space WPE will probably beat the odds!
83% of statistics are made up on the spot. @@Axius27
Even if there's a 0% chance, WPE will add a 10 in front of the zero.
5:32 “That's No'-as-big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock.” -Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men
airlocks will always be funny in games. actual happy birthday ellis.
*barotrauma flashbacks*
Interesting way to start the video someone wheezing
How does Gabby NOT laugh her ass off when doing the pennywhistle birthday bit, i would pass out laughing in her position xd
You can hear her laughing a little as she does it, it’s the cutest thing.
It seems airlocks are the WPE team's worst enemy. 😂😂
I'm pretty sure it's each other. Anything else is just a tool to them.
@@ketsuekikumori9145 i have a very particular set of trolls...good luck😂
The way the "Depressing happy birthday" song is played, sounds like its in the middle of offing itself as it "sings" lol
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELLIS! 😂
These guys never fail to make me laugh.
Jake being the 'pregante!' meme on 7:13 is hilarious!
9:10
Alex: what do we do for a living
Gabby: well i do graphic design
6:20
One fun issue with current theoretical warp technologies is that any particles the warp field collided with on the way to the destination would stack up on the front of it. When you stop, these particles at *very nearly lightspeed* get launched in the direction of travel.
Even in space, there are particles everywhere. Wherever you go, you will fire a highly precise planet-destroying beam in front of you the instant you try to stop.
So to answer Ellis' question of what would happen if you warped into an atmosphere... well at the very least it would be the last time anyone got to experience said atmosphere as it would be obliterated.
This does make a terrifying planet destroying weapon!
The title is the most right thing ever, and the proof is the first few seconds
Oh my god, Gabby playing happy birthday on the penny whistle sounds like a fucking elk
5:32: I think you've hung out with Jonk a little too long there, Ellis.
you could warp between galaxies easily since there is a whole lot of nothing in-between. Love the funny moments thank you
0:00 Wait what happened to the intro... okay I see why the intro is late.
0:29 Jonk the shield sacrifice
0:38 Not even a full minute and Jonk is already dead weight
0:51 And now Alex is dead weight, really peak WPE content
1:13 Its fiiiiiiineeeee
1:25 The worst place to leave a door to the outside open
1:49 Gabby the cat
2:00 Ellis being a nuisance to Jonk again, but seriously this is quite stupid that it works this way
2:19 The collaboration panel, a device that WPE does not possess
2:35 Peak WPE communication, feels like I type this every video now lol.
3:10 Gabby the goblin who enjoys different things from Alex
3:36 Now its Alex and another unnamed person being a nuisance
3:49 Cath likes and wants to do the big pew pew
4:14 I want it that way!
4:43 Swivel chair nonsense
4:58 Random donation raging interruption
5:10 More swivel chair nonsense
5:19 A crash course on ship sizes and types ranging from big, small and mejium
6:04 WPE science talk
6:45 Well cry about it, then again WPE knows the truth
7:11 Prognitaur
7:27 Spaceship maintenance sounds like a driving test apparently
7:37 pleasure_schlong
7:49 Happy Birthday Ellis! Also depressing birthday song on the penny whistle (My ears yet again bleed)
9:02 Engine trimming
9:18 Flesh puppets
9:46 Errrrrrr.... wtf???!!!
10:00 JONKGLISH STRIKES AGAIN to end the video!
Thank you!
literally just found you through your barotrauma video, glad to see airlocks shenanigans are a reoccurring theme
Damn near pissed myself at 5:46 after Alex, Ellis and Jonk all got MEJIUM! 😂😂😂😂
You guys are the only channel I can watch with my deaf friend. Thank you for all the laughs :}
"Even on my fucking birthday"
No, no. *especially* on your birthday
Happy belated b-day Ellis🎉
Either the door wasn't really *that* locked, or it keeps opening itself! A mistery 🤭
Thanks for playing Void Crew guys, your videos are always hilarious! Metem preserve you.
Man, i don't know why but the hbd song sounds more sad then depressed. Might just be what i'm feeling about life rn.🙃
Thanks for the video as always!
6:37 i would've gone with a scotty joke there, "i'm givin' 'er all i got captain"
Space is so empty FTL wouldn't need to really worry about stuff in its way
I can’t decide if I like the Mejium or the snake charmer birthday comment better. I was laughing so hard I started wheezing. Absolutely hilarious and thank you I desperately needed a good laugh!! 😂
Maestro Gabby. You are too good for us! 😂
At this point whenever cath fucks up I imagine her staring off into oblivion with like a thousand yard stare and slowly blinking one eye at a time with a head empty expression
WPE get me in stitches every time. Thank you for the depressing birthday tune.
This cured MY depression! 😂
That was the best Depressed Birthday Song ever! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'd say happy birthday, Ellis, but since he is such a raging depressed maniac, I'll just say, birthday Ellis.
That birthday song rendition. 🤌🏼👌🏼PERFECTION!
Interesting way to start the vid, a funny short clip then intro!!
They should play palworld it seems right up their alley with the stuff they do as well as the stuff that happens in that game
After all these years of the joking, it was finally Ellis' birthday, and I have never heard anybody had the piss taken out of them more than this
It has been -1 days since our last workplace accident
Was waiting for this! Love it😂
Happy Birthday Ellis, I'm shocked you haven't lost your hair from being around someone as stressful as Jonk
Thanks for the tunes Gabby! Now my eye won't stop twitching.
7:21 voice lines for the new Pokémon game are sounding fantastic
Dog did not enjoy the happy birthday at all 😂 she went and hid under bed
the team talking about ftl travel just reminds me of star wars. "ftl ain't like dusting crops boy!"
"Mission succeded, all crew members have been ejected from the ship"
There WERE 4 Impostors among us...
Id love to see a Valentine's day stream where jake and gabby, ellis and cath play fable 3 coop in the same vc and just see who plays faster and better plus its extremely british
the penny whistle solo sounds like a dying loon and nearly had me pissing myself
Thank you Ellis for being on standby to correct Jakes Jonklish.
Moral of the Story: NEVER bring Alex into space.
That was scary not immediately starting with the classic worst premade ever
Loving to see the depressed birthday song on my birthday lmaoo
Bought this after their second stream. Bloody hell it’s fun if you like space sims
Around 6:05, they mention FTL travel. It is sort of possible, but we would need to find a way to open an Einstein Rosen Bridge instead of a blackhole.
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY ELLIS. KEEP BEING A NEEEERD!! Jokes aside, love y'all tho, have a good year this year Ellis
On the subject of “warp”
If you did manage to travel faster than light, chose a random direction (but still towards the more populated center of the galaxy) you would be the unluckiest bastard to have ever lived to even come close to a huge star, let alone an asteroid.
Space between stars is really fucking empty.
Now, ftl within a solar system might be a different story, but again, as they say “space big but space pretty empty”
Intro caught me so off guard and I felt sad that it was gone, but then I was proven wrong
Bringing smiles as always, even when recovering from a bout of the ‘rona
If WPE ever discovers time travel in this game, it would be an absolute miracle if they don’t catastrophically damage the ship
OMG, I just had this video dubbed with an AI in German, and it's just pure chaos :D
Mozarts been really quiet since this happy birthday came out
Regarding FTL travel:
"Warping" to locations with known data would likely be done using the power of maths to predict the position of objects of interest.
If this is not feasible, and you have reasonable sub-light capabilities, or in case where you don't have the necessary data, you could warp outside of the solar system and work your way in or take the necessary readings from there.
The likelihood to hit something important out there is close to nil and these kinds of travel methods would very likely include at least some form of protection against smaller objects.
That is assuming there isn't a method of FTL communication, in which case you can just designate and communicate entry and exit points points in the system, just like we do with runways and the control towers on airports. There's no reason why it wouldn't work in space other than communication delay.
Ah Depression, The best birthday present. I got my very own 23 years ago.
6:07 Well, someone did propose a way to make FTL travel possible (theoretically, at least). Basically, getting a ship to move faster than light is still not possible, so they instead proposed bending space around the ship to get the ship within that space to move faster than light, since space itself has no speed limit. It's called the Alcubierre drive and agrees with Einsteins equations.
A good analogy would be a fish (ship) not being able to swim faster than a certain speed in water (space), so it instead swims with a current (bent space) to move faster than it otherwise could.
Not 2 minutes in and Cath pressed a button 😆
When you have a sh1t day in work. All you need to laugh is watch WPE
Happy late birthday to Ellis, you're my favourite old man gamer on the internet!
"Now number 5" Ah. Alex is a real one.
CANT WAIT TO SEE WPE PLAY HELLDRIVERS 2 SO MUCH CONTENT :: DROPS 500KG BOMB NEXT TO ALEX ::
"What are you doing, step frigate?"
"Well, actually" that episode of Black Mirror is kind of the opposite situation. The real astronauts are on the ship while their "flesh puppets" are on Earth. Kind of makes you wonder why they didn't do it the other way around, but then I guess it wouldn't have been as good an episode.
Ellis also being a February birthday explains a lot
Happy birthday Ellis!! May it forever be your birthday
Like the format of quick scene before the intro
Joyous belated birth anniversary, Ellis.
Love thus group GG, so funny lol ^.^
Interesting
Happy belated birthday, Ellis
First clip reminded me of “My job is to open and close doors”.
I love how he pressed it then asked if it was locked
Peak jonk
The ship was found with no one in it. Though there were immense signs of sabotage
8:24
Sounds like for when someone dies on their birthday.
i kinda want more of Void Crew honestly
That's why the star ships in starwars have literal super computers
Happy Birthday Ellis!🎉
8:30 Today is my birthday and its the first birthday song I heard today. :D
06:25
Funfact, there are *theoretical* ways to effectively achieve FTL speed, like the Alcubierre Drive.
Basically, the idea is to have your craft achieve *negative mass* (to get there, we´d have to grab some Dark Matter, which is its own highly-theoretical shitshow) and "flatten" space-time in the direction the ship is meant to travel while "bulging it up" on the opposite side. That way, the ship is theorezied to *be chucked outside the normal space-time continuum* and travelling across the "sloped" path towards its destination before reentering space-time at the end of it all - kinda like Star Treks Warp-Drive with the differences of A) your ship not being able to turn or stop before the jumpis done and B) since the process kicks you outta space-time, the craft could neither observe the universe nor be observed by it
So yeah, FTL travel?
Theoretically possible? *Yes*
Anywhere feasible with our current tech? *NOPE*
To be fair, the happy birthday song is already quite depressing
This gane looks so fun! I hope they do more of it
Ffs, why do I watch these while eating, my poor keyboard and screen are now covered in lasagne. Thanks guys..
8:43 I took my earplugs off that was annoying good
Just wanna say gabby got that analogy wrong, who’s getting a job without applying for it? 😂I think she meant getting a job even though you aren’t qualified for it😂
Happy b-day ellis
You guys are hilarious
If we could do ftl travel it would be extremely rare to jump inside of something. Everything in space is so spread out the chances are low you'd hit anything
Thank you for showing me a good video. Wishing everyone a very nice day!💓
I loved the happu bithrday so much I woke up from my nap slep
So im a huge nerd and the whole speed of light or faster than light travel is tackled in multiple sci fi media forms. The closest we have in real life is spaceships having computers that make tiny adjustments based on sensor readings but compared to light speed they still go very slow. Starwars explains warp travel by having hyper lanes, which are giant clear stretches of space dedicated for faster than light travel. Pretty much allowing pilots fo set the ship to fly straight for multiple light years. Other forms of media describe making shields a kind of shield out of plasma that pushes things away and theoretically these can exist it'd just be very draining in terms of resources. Then finally advanced ai with multiple types of sensors and scanners could steer for us but we'd have to rely on the system running on quantum computers and hooe nothing goes wrong which is difficult cause the universe doesn't like computers.
6:10
there is a group working now on mastering gravity.
once thats done. you can legit just go to europa for a ski trip and be back in time for dinner.