i remember when the height of humor on that site was saying slurs and telling people to kill themselves, now it's... well, it's the same thing, but you post a wojak with it instead of that one golden retriever puppy with the rainbow background
Ex-Mormon here, an interesting note on the afterlife in Mormonism: it's not "real Hell is only for people who became Mormons then left", it's "real Hell is only for people who absolutely knew without a shadow of a doubt that God is real (as in, like, saw God) and Mormonism is the way then left". Real Hell is for like, 10 people, as well as 1/3 of all souls who followed Satan in a war prior to Earth. Otherwise, you have "levels" of heaven. The lowest, for people who are evil (anyone from thieves to war criminals), medium, for good people who aren't Mormon, and then the highest, for good Mormons (and, within the highest there are levels, eventually culminating in "you get to be a god of your own universe eventually"). It's a very complicated afterlife, but much, much kinder than most.
Yeah, and the implication is that this has been going on for who knows how long, one of the common sayings is 'as man now is, God once was, as God now is, man may become'. The overall cosmology of the religion is wild in general, but only if you like really dig into it since, again, it's super complicated and you have to wade through a bunch more normal, boring stuff if you want to see it.
It's a really interesting belief system, search "banned Mormon cartoon" if you don't know anything about the religion and you'll get some of the highlights.
I love the anti-alcohol “there was no alcohol in the Bible, Jesus wouldn’t approve of it” Christian posts that get community noted every time saying “JESUS LITERALLY TURNED WATER INTO WINE. IT WAS HIS FIRST MIRACLE.” And like the water into wine was literally at a wedding after him and the early apostles journeyed for a while. Which means…. They probably lived it up because you get a bunch of former fishermen and physical laborers, they probably could slam down a good amount of wine! This comment sponsored by the Catholics who don’t take ourselves too seriously brigade.
Half of Christians have never read the actual book. Have yall read that shit? God turns people into salt for looking at him funny it’s insane. “Leave your home and don’t look back as we literally destroy where you’ve always lived. Then go live in a cave and do weird stuff I guess” and just killed family’s mom cuz she turned around. Insanely petty. So I headcanon god is a heavy drunk
@@Red_Steampunker some other classics: "Noah, I'm hard-resetting the Minecraft server... No don't tell anyone else" "Abraham, stop! It was just a prank, I was only pretending that you should sacrifice your son! Isaac, stop crying."
@Red_Steampunker In general, the nomadic Hebrew culture of the Old Testament was wildly against cities, and people staying in them without moving. And also it was full of a bunch of rapists which was the main reason it was destroyed. Idk about the pillar of salt part but ig "yeah no stop worrying about the city full of rapists and leave when I tell you to leave." Especially since God only gave Lot and his family the chance to escape since Abraham interceded on his behalf.
The Israel comment while talking about the Vatican made me think of priests crawling out of the Vatican at night, slowly moving border stones by cm‘s each night, and I found that really funny
Gotta love mbt being scolded for not getting bedsheets. It is actually kinda crazy having 3 things of bedsheets. I just let the mattress breathe while the bedding is getting cleaned. I have a topper on it anyway and I do ither things while I wait.
Saying Vanguard has an official sim is completely inaccurate. It's Legacy of the Duelist. Now they did also have a phone game which truncated the rules into a faster, simpler version with a drastically reduced cardpool, kinda like Duel Links, and that one's ALSO fucked!
Actually, our (Mormon) "hell" that you're talking about is even harder to get into it! You basically have to have the knowledge to practically be a prophet, basically look at God in the face, and with full knowledge of what you're doing, say "nah, you're not real, sky isn't blue, etc", and then yeah, you die with no glory. And yes, even terrible people will die with at least some glory.
Love Matt acting like he does literally anything of worth, let alone that takes any effort. Yea man, its easy to come in every day and just say whatever comes to mind for an hour and then leave oh no how taxing
56:32 Also thank you! It's so fucking weird how quick so called food people speed to wanting to watch people get tortured over the flimsiest excuse. Like the idea that wrongful conviction just vanished when you say they did the bad thing they don't like. And it's all for brownie points. No one is for pedophiles, you're not special for saying that you're baseline lmao
Mormonism shout out and it isn’t inaccurate!! Let’s gooo!!! Thank you MBT. You are basically right but there’s more nuance. The one way we to go to hell in our religion is to deny God in his full glory and basically willing choose yourself not to go to heaven. That doesn’t have to be a member, it’s purely just your own decision in the after life. It’s why I like it so much.
MTG part is just so funny to me. Its a speculative asset. You got it based on a speculation. And you speculated wrong. Maybe you shouldnt gamble on speculative assets.
Ketamine is actually really, really really big in the mental health world right now it’s getting some serious momentum so this is just the first wave of ads advertising it as a treatment
Flash card girl is the reason I’m not religious. Every time I tried to go to church when I was young it was the plaster fear Mongering that I’m going to burn in hell because I don’t devote 100% of my life to big G.
I'll never understand why people will treat a magic or any card game as a financial investment. if you really want to invest in physical goods, buy gold and silver not a card who's value is almost entirely determined by its power in a format.
I may be coping, but when the mulcharmy's come to Master Duel I think they won't be as good as we expect them to be. They'll still be Maxx C copies 7-9 but I think that if you were to use Maxx C + Fuwaross/Purulia, depending on what deck you're playing, you could just deck them out. I'm speaking as a Tearlament player but this also applies to some snake-eye builds. It's very possible to deckout your opponent if they're drawing 2 cards per summon but again that's just my opinion.
The Palworld thing isn't gonna be the Ball thing, due to dates and the specifcs of it. Its either gonna be even dumber old one that makes Pokemon company and Nintendo look worse or its one that truly relates to something like stolen assets or code (fall under patents) and that mid ARK clone is cooked....as if its not already cooked in requiring controversy to be popular or even remembered. Also still waiting for Bandai to get involved over the design stuff clearly taken from Digimon in Palworld, since that would confirm the Olympus 12 game is finally coming too. The only big mon franchise and its still only viable rival team up.
I agree with you on the mtg thing, cardboard shouldn't be an investment, but at the same time the main reason the reserved list is a thing is because it was designed for people using the game as an investment and it's the main argument often used as to why certain card see low reprints and other see their rarity bumped. Wizard of the Coast barely hides the fact that they make sets for people who want to chase THE card that'll sell for a ton, just look at the whole one ring stunt. In addition to that the cards that were just banned just received new "ultra rare" prints in the past few months, and it's alleged that Wotc knew about the intent to ban the cards for the past year. Soooo either someone in charge of reprint is doing something shady or Wotc employ more braindamaged people than anticipated
"The rules committee was talking about this ban for a year" is in no way evidence of a shadowy cabal move. I'm seeing equal conspiracy theories that the RC is going to get bulldozed because WoTC is FURIOUS these NERDS would jeopardize their sales, and that they're purposely nuking cards because... Because! Any minute past the first that any of those cards were legal is more time than they deserved.
It’s wild that Vanguard has this stupid expensive client. Meanwhile Battle Spirits Saga is just “I assume” completely free to use on Board Game Arena. I’m guessing Bandai saw how terrible the launch was and abandoned any hope of it being a success.
I'm like 70% sure that that person is playing a character, hence the tuna can camera stand and her other content is letting viewers "troll" her via Livestreams and viewer mail.
39:22 I was holding on through all the woke stuff, but you lost me here. Palworld is anything but unfun and gross. Also, as for the suit, it's more like ARK or any other survival game, which all have the same mechanics, rather than like Pokemon. The only mechanical similarity it has to Pokemon are the Pal Spheres and the moves.. which are not even solely unique to Pokemon. ARK basically has Pokeballs, too.
26:45 Ok I will say, I dunno if you should be going in the direction of "these israel supporters have funny-sounding names!" - there's a not exactly great legacy when it comes to making fun of "funny names" and Jewish people, ya know?
I FORGOT THE FUCKING BEDSHEETS
Uh oh
Damn
😬
uh oh
chat its so over
We really need the 2007 era 4chan users back to put the 2024 4chan users in their place
so real
im just gonna go take a nap
Im trying man.
i remember when the height of humor on that site was saying slurs and telling people to kill themselves, now it's... well, it's the same thing, but you post a wojak with it instead of that one golden retriever puppy with the rainbow background
they are too old and tired, fighting dumbasses online causes is hard they are really dumb
The nine pizza's bit just makes me think of: "Lex Luthor took 40 cakes."
It's actually easier to eat nine pizzas than one pizza -slime from the yard
Wait lex luthor took 40 cakes!! That's 4 10s 😮
@@volatile1595 And that's terrible.
I like how whenever religious freax use the word atheist they say it like it's a slur.
So did we all in the early 2000s
They still say "gay" or "[r-word]" as slurs; words meaning "not me" are ALL slurs from these idiots.
they don't say it like it's a slur, they say it like you're a reincarnation of Stalin or something
Those cans. That gold color. The clear dent in one of them. The label slipping off of another. Those are fancy feast cat food. No doubt in my mind.
Ex-Mormon here, an interesting note on the afterlife in Mormonism: it's not "real Hell is only for people who became Mormons then left", it's "real Hell is only for people who absolutely knew without a shadow of a doubt that God is real (as in, like, saw God) and Mormonism is the way then left". Real Hell is for like, 10 people, as well as 1/3 of all souls who followed Satan in a war prior to Earth. Otherwise, you have "levels" of heaven. The lowest, for people who are evil (anyone from thieves to war criminals), medium, for good people who aren't Mormon, and then the highest, for good Mormons (and, within the highest there are levels, eventually culminating in "you get to be a god of your own universe eventually"). It's a very complicated afterlife, but much, much kinder than most.
Wait you just get to be a god of your own universe?? That’s wild.
Yeah, and the implication is that this has been going on for who knows how long, one of the common sayings is 'as man now is, God once was, as God now is, man may become'. The overall cosmology of the religion is wild in general, but only if you like really dig into it since, again, it's super complicated and you have to wade through a bunch more normal, boring stuff if you want to see it.
It's a really interesting belief system, search "banned Mormon cartoon" if you don't know anything about the religion and you'll get some of the highlights.
I love the anti-alcohol “there was no alcohol in the Bible, Jesus wouldn’t approve of it” Christian posts that get community noted every time saying “JESUS LITERALLY TURNED WATER INTO WINE. IT WAS HIS FIRST MIRACLE.”
And like the water into wine was literally at a wedding after him and the early apostles journeyed for a while. Which means…. They probably lived it up because you get a bunch of former fishermen and physical laborers, they probably could slam down a good amount of wine!
This comment sponsored by the Catholics who don’t take ourselves too seriously brigade.
it's also something they probably drank a lot of outside of parties because water wasn't always clean.
Half of Christians have never read the actual book.
Have yall read that shit?
God turns people into salt for looking at him funny it’s insane.
“Leave your home and don’t look back as we literally destroy where you’ve always lived. Then go live in a cave and do weird stuff I guess” and just killed family’s mom cuz she turned around.
Insanely petty.
So I headcanon god is a heavy drunk
@@Red_SteampunkerI’d be a heavy drunk too if I created humanity .
@@Red_Steampunker some other classics:
"Noah, I'm hard-resetting the Minecraft server... No don't tell anyone else"
"Abraham, stop! It was just a prank, I was only pretending that you should sacrifice your son! Isaac, stop crying."
@Red_Steampunker In general, the nomadic Hebrew culture of the Old Testament was wildly against cities, and people staying in them without moving. And also it was full of a bunch of rapists which was the main reason it was destroyed. Idk about the pillar of salt part but ig "yeah no stop worrying about the city full of rapists and leave when I tell you to leave." Especially since God only gave Lot and his family the chance to escape since Abraham interceded on his behalf.
Did he find the bedsheets?
Only thing I care about rn
@@SethWistfulI feel like Walter white in the van screaming at him to get the damn bedsheets
He just posted he forgot 💀
The foolish, prideful MBT about to get humbled:
@@GanguroKonata
Tale as old as time.
did he forget to get the bedsheets
The Israel comment while talking about the Vatican made me think of priests crawling out of the Vatican at night, slowly moving border stones by cm‘s each night, and I found that really funny
I think the 2003 nerd atheist has become the 2024 theistic conspiracy theorist.
Gotta love mbt being scolded for not getting bedsheets. It is actually kinda crazy having 3 things of bedsheets. I just let the mattress breathe while the bedding is getting cleaned. I have a topper on it anyway and I do ither things while I wait.
Oh it’s an hour long
Oh no
OH YES!
There have been a lot of freax this week
Saying Vanguard has an official sim is completely inaccurate. It's Legacy of the Duelist.
Now they did also have a phone game which truncated the rules into a faster, simpler version with a drastically reduced cardpool, kinda like Duel Links, and that one's ALSO fucked!
Actually, our (Mormon) "hell" that you're talking about is even harder to get into it! You basically have to have the knowledge to practically be a prophet, basically look at God in the face, and with full knowledge of what you're doing, say "nah, you're not real, sky isn't blue, etc", and then yeah, you die with no glory. And yes, even terrible people will die with at least some glory.
Ew mormons
Its always such a alien concept that people spend so much on commander, the most casual 0 stakes TCG experience ever. A printer goes a long way.
Not custom wood burning in my streamers video
Love Matt acting like he does literally anything of worth, let alone that takes any effort. Yea man, its easy to come in every day and just say whatever comes to mind for an hour and then leave oh no how taxing
56:32 Also thank you! It's so fucking weird how quick so called food people speed to wanting to watch people get tortured over the flimsiest excuse. Like the idea that wrongful conviction just vanished when you say they did the bad thing they don't like. And it's all for brownie points. No one is for pedophiles, you're not special for saying that you're baseline lmao
Custom Wood Burning showing up on Freax is crazy
Another thing about the Alfalfa actor. He took a vow of poverty when he became an adult catholic convert. So his "heir" ain't inheriting shit
american cheese literally is cheese btw just reconstituted, it's like claiming melted chocolate is no longer chocolate once it solidifies
Mormonism shout out and it isn’t inaccurate!! Let’s gooo!!! Thank you MBT. You are basically right but there’s more nuance. The one way we to go to hell in our religion is to deny God in his full glory and basically willing choose yourself not to go to heaven. That doesn’t have to be a member, it’s purely just your own decision in the after life. It’s why I like it so much.
I'm sorry you're mormon.
MTG part is just so funny to me. Its a speculative asset. You got it based on a speculation. And you speculated wrong.
Maybe you shouldnt gamble on speculative assets.
Ketamine is actually really, really really big in the mental health world right now it’s getting some serious momentum so this is just the first wave of ads advertising it as a treatment
Flash card girl is the reason I’m not religious. Every time I tried to go to church when I was young it was the plaster fear Mongering that I’m going to burn in hell because I don’t devote 100% of my life to big G.
12:00 CUSTOMWOODBURNING REFERENCED
The Twitter ketamine ad is so funny, but also this is the exact same stuff Tumblr has. This site is dying before our eyes and I'm loving it.
Breaking: Funny streamerman loses "good husband" points for forgetting about the bedsheets.
Thank god that parent googled "dark magic" instead of "dark magician girl" 😅
1:02:20
To be fair, that mother prevented their children from becoming sanrio loving epeople, aka the worst type of human being in modern society
This is what we're here for. Watching MBT get roasted by his wife.
I'll never understand why people will treat a magic or any card game as a financial investment. if you really want to invest in physical goods, buy gold and silver not a card who's value is almost entirely determined by its power in a format.
customwoodburning mbt crossover is awesome.
if you dont know shes an awesome satire account who loves all the jokes
A locals where they only play tear mirrors isn't heaven or hell, it's purgatory
The yugioh streamer 57 minutes into a 71 minute video:
"Next up, let's talk about Yu-Gi-Oh"
Theres no way this video stays monitised between the title and the price displayed on the thumbnail.
The mypillow guy is so in need of employees he had to use the price point to hire the only people who would like the price. Neo-Nãžîs
the funniest part of the KSI clip is that he's british actually
thanks joseph, that "cover" of good luck babe made me want to saw off my ears
You know Joseph's not a secret rightoid because he doesn't have extra bedsheets with a few holes in them.
You forgot the date and the title or description
I may be coping, but when the mulcharmy's come to Master Duel I think they won't be as good as we expect them to be. They'll still be Maxx C copies 7-9 but I think that if you were to use Maxx C + Fuwaross/Purulia, depending on what deck you're playing, you could just deck them out. I'm speaking as a Tearlament player but this also applies to some snake-eye builds. It's very possible to deckout your opponent if they're drawing 2 cards per summon but again that's just my opinion.
when i go to heavy and have to talk to god, FIRST FRAME: AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN
This is so spores
"Today's post comes from r/AITAH. 'AITA for not remembering to look for bedsheets?'"
"Uh..."
did MBT ever react to that one Leffen tweet where he says streaming super smash brothers ultimate is harder than working minimum wage
The good luck atheists lady is ironic she's amazing. Gotta watch her shit sometime on stream
GET HER NEW BEDSHEETS
Is the worst flash card study session being filmed on top of stacked cans of tuna what is this
Acapella moment
An hour of greatness!
Joke's on them because there were bombs in those pizzas
If Lunchly isn't loaded with dangerous heavy metals, what is the point?
The Palworld thing isn't gonna be the Ball thing, due to dates and the specifcs of it.
Its either gonna be even dumber old one that makes Pokemon company and Nintendo look worse or its one that truly relates to something like stolen assets or code (fall under patents) and that mid ARK clone is cooked....as if its not already cooked in requiring controversy to be popular or even remembered.
Also still waiting for Bandai to get involved over the design stuff clearly taken from Digimon in Palworld, since that would confirm the Olympus 12 game is finally coming too. The only big mon franchise and its still only viable rival team up.
this musk thing STILL happens, I don't follow him and had to see his tweet this morning
One hour? Gonna ride the bike and catch up on the worst site in the internet!
I had to get off my bike for the mypillow guy story,, legit agasp
Hello MBT Clips 👋
Where are the bedsheets, JOSEPH??!!?!
44:40 the thing of the thumbnail
I agree with you on the mtg thing, cardboard shouldn't be an investment, but at the same time the main reason the reserved list is a thing is because it was designed for people using the game as an investment and it's the main argument often used as to why certain card see low reprints and other see their rarity bumped. Wizard of the Coast barely hides the fact that they make sets for people who want to chase THE card that'll sell for a ton, just look at the whole one ring stunt. In addition to that the cards that were just banned just received new "ultra rare" prints in the past few months, and it's alleged that Wotc knew about the intent to ban the cards for the past year. Soooo either someone in charge of reprint is doing something shady or Wotc employ more braindamaged people than anticipated
"The rules committee was talking about this ban for a year" is in no way evidence of a shadowy cabal move. I'm seeing equal conspiracy theories that the RC is going to get bulldozed because WoTC is FURIOUS these NERDS would jeopardize their sales, and that they're purposely nuking cards because... Because!
Any minute past the first that any of those cards were legal is more time than they deserved.
the commander format council operates independently of wotc, it's mega tinfoil to believe there's some sort of banlist collusion.
rubbing off on stream???
mbt learned ksi is british, i learned rebbeca is british.
when you buy like the most op cards in the format what did they expect
somebody please tell him that the good luck atheist person is playing a character... jank boteko ❤ didi
It’s wild that Vanguard has this stupid expensive client. Meanwhile Battle Spirits Saga is just “I assume” completely free to use on Board Game Arena. I’m guessing Bandai saw how terrible the launch was and abandoned any hope of it being a success.
actually spoke with one of those "pastafarian" people like a couple weeks ago. what the hell is going on in the religious side of society?
nova aokami love this card vanguard game, its expensive
Matt has spent half his life doing content creation and a majority of the other half as a CHILD. This is the champion of the worker?
Yeah Nintendo patents on fast travel loading screens, and maintaining momentum when standing on moving objects. Both of which Palworld probably has
Woodchipper.
Scammers assemble
Hey note on "Mormonism", basically no one goes to hell. It's a little vague but you don't go to hell for leaving.
But the babies getting a better product is still a good thing.
I do love that Juniper is still around Elron got sick of banning every xxxx-person account on the platform.
Its so funny the Catholics dont realize they fell for an MLM
The fact that you thought this collection of MTG cards would only be like $80 explains a lot about your take on the banning.
?
9:52
"Gen Z Catholic, Jesus Christ!"
I shed a tear of laughter to that delivery lmao
18:03
When there are Roaches in the bedsheet XDD
what a great joke, love the banlist drama.
3:27
I hope you don’t mind me saying, but your wife is super cute!
They're so good together
12:30 ...(dials phone)
"Hello?...Vegan Teacher?...I'm sorry, _I want you back..."_
I'm like 70% sure that that person is playing a character, hence the tuna can camera stand and her other content is letting viewers "troll" her via Livestreams and viewer mail.
1:08:00
"$200" oh you sweet summer child.
43:13 I... I think I saw this guy at work today...
55:23 No? Why the fuck would i do that?
39:22 I was holding on through all the woke stuff, but you lost me here. Palworld is anything but unfun and gross.
Also, as for the suit, it's more like ARK or any other survival game, which all have the same mechanics, rather than like Pokemon. The only mechanical similarity it has to Pokemon are the Pal Spheres and the moves.. which are not even solely unique to Pokemon. ARK basically has Pokeballs, too.
you swam through the ocean of woke……only to drown at the shore of defending Palworld……tragic
In what way am I drowning?
What's wrong with defending Palworld?
26:45 Ok I will say, I dunno if you should be going in the direction of "these israel supporters have funny-sounding names!" - there's a not exactly great legacy when it comes to making fun of "funny names" and Jewish people, ya know?
His last name is Rothschild
Least respectability politics rotted lib
You do know that supporting Israel doesn’t make you Jewish right? Not every Jewish person is pro Israel