Film Theory: Dragon Ball Z, Frieza's 5 Minutes Was NOT A Mistake!

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    We all know how WRONG Frieza was in Dragon Ball Z about it taking 5 minutes for the planet to blow up. We've laughed about it, we've made memes about it - you get the picture. Guess what Theorists, it wasn't Frieza who was wrong it was US! Frieza was actually a tactical GENIUS! Charge up your special attacks, because I am about to blow your mind!
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  • @davetoms1
    @davetoms1 3 роки тому +4897

    Frieza underestimated Goku by overestimating Goku's intelligence
    *Frieza:* "This planet will explode in 5 minutes"
    *Goku:* "What's a minute?"

  • @MasakoX
    @MasakoX 3 роки тому +4369

    Freeza: Pop goes the MatPat.

  • @PikachuComments
    @PikachuComments 2 роки тому +722

    King Kai also claimed “most of the 5 minutes were up”. Either time physics work differently when talking, or King Kai couldn’t tell how much time was passing on Namek.

    • @The_Blue_Otaku
      @The_Blue_Otaku 2 роки тому +37

      Yeah Frieza did say 5 minuets and it took 10 episodes for Nammik to explode
      But... in Dragon Ball Z Kai a streamlined version of DBZ made in 2011 and it Redubed all the somewhat mid english dub originaly from the late 90s also DBZ Kai removed 75 to 80% of the filler so it's 2 and a half episodes instead of the original 10

    • @justinalicea1590
      @justinalicea1590 11 місяців тому +18

      The correct answer is "talking is a free action." In the Tournament of Power, there is a ton of talking. Only 2 minutes pass each episode, or at least in later episodes. So yeah. It is pure BS.

    • @Impostorzim
      @Impostorzim Місяць тому +1

      @@justinalicea1590 This is something I learned playing Final Fantasy and Metal Gear Solid, in both cases time is a construct for the storyline, but not the time you experience playing the game. Otherwise it would be insane.

    • @Impostorzim
      @Impostorzim Місяць тому

      The events of MGS occur over the lapse of one night. But if you were to listen to every conversation, watch every cutscene and play every segment accordingly, the hours dont match. Its a Japanese thing apparently

  • @tacticallemon7518
    @tacticallemon7518 Рік тому +995

    I always assumed the “5 minutes” was three separate things
    1) Freiza under estimating (like you said)
    2) A discrepancy between his perception of a minute, and namek’s perception of a minute
    3) Everything slowed down for the audience

    • @IFuckingLoveFrenchToast
      @IFuckingLoveFrenchToast Рік тому +13

      That last one would imply they had a whole conversation sped up

    • @RancorSnp
      @RancorSnp Рік тому +62

      ​@@IFuckingLoveFrenchToast I mean, at the speed their brains are used to working during the fight, a conversation in normal speed would feel like literal hours. Can you imagine throwing 8 punches, then wanting to say something but a single sound of your mouth takes more time to come out than the exchange you had half a second ago?

    • @en-voguepugh3472
      @en-voguepugh3472 Рік тому +16

      the second one actually makes a alot of sense. never even thought about how being on a different planets timezones.

    • @andrei1966
      @andrei1966 Рік тому +6

      Its number 3.

    • @taraklarguech3502
      @taraklarguech3502 10 місяців тому +5

      ​@@andrei1966probably the second is the most logical

  • @JKTCGMV13
    @JKTCGMV13 3 роки тому +4095

    “Frieze lied” does sounds like the most plausible theory to me

    • @victorgarza7379
      @victorgarza7379 3 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/4I9SCkrsAuY/v-deo.html GOT TO CHECK THIS OUT !

    • @thisWinglessAngel
      @thisWinglessAngel 3 роки тому +239

      Idk why i never thought about it like that, it is in character for him to be deceptive.

    • @asianpengi680
      @asianpengi680 3 роки тому +194

      It’d make sense. Frieza is pretty smart for DBZ standards, so lying to give Goku a sense of panic so he’ll mess up makes sense.

    • @G_Danila
      @G_Danila 3 роки тому +33

      Everything is possible when goku can shake nothingness by being a thing

    • @Jack-qe5qm
      @Jack-qe5qm 3 роки тому +12

      @@asianpengi680 what does are you trying to say? "For dbz standards"

  • @mr.depthleviathan5425
    @mr.depthleviathan5425 3 роки тому +1099

    "[Frieza] Seems to be a follower of Sun Tzu's teachings."
    Frieza: you see I was actually using an advanced technique there called LYING

  • @cat3386
    @cat3386 Рік тому +258

    In the manga I read that the reason why it didn't instantly explode because Frieza was scared that the blast might hurt him too so he held back a bit.

    • @bakonnator5106
      @bakonnator5106 Рік тому +15

      that is right because he is way to scared so he held back a lot

    • @DevilMarioProductions
      @DevilMarioProductions Рік тому +6

      I see. I thought Frieza lost power during his battle against SSJ Goku.

    • @sippeon9047
      @sippeon9047 Рік тому +9

      ​@Devil Mario Productions He only started losing power at the end of the fight due to crappy stamina at 100%.

    • @cat3386
      @cat3386 Рік тому +2

      @@sippeon9047 that was also a reason

    • @damienmitchell3104
      @damienmitchell3104 9 місяців тому +4

      yup cooler mentioned it in his movie that that is most likely why and then frieza confirmed in rof that he was afraid of getting caught in the blast

  • @onorebakasama
    @onorebakasama Рік тому +157

    This is actually the best explanation I think I have ever heard about the nature of "five minutes". Freeza is all about wanting to inspire fear and doubt in his opponents, and making "five minutes" out to be merely a boast to cover up his error in attempting to blow the planet up works wonderfully. Brilliant video.

  • @elijah4145
    @elijah4145 3 роки тому +1189

    "Run from the blonde spiky haired dude"
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @yeetmcyeetalot5979
      @yeetmcyeetalot5979 3 роки тому +25

      Ight I’m a blonde imma get a Mohawk so every who read the book, and watched this video and everyone will fear me

    • @EliTheGamerDude
      @EliTheGamerDude 3 роки тому +1

      Hi eli

    • @litepaw7
      @litepaw7 3 роки тому +12

      Sephiroth. And Dbz villains didn't get the memo.

    • @coolsauce7771
      @coolsauce7771 3 роки тому +8

      "Avoid where your enemy is strong, and attack where they are weak."
      -Sun Tzu, The Art of War, Paraphrased

    • @xkisskissx8187
      @xkisskissx8187 3 роки тому +2

      Frieza Couldn’t Read.

  • @harrisonk2635
    @harrisonk2635 3 роки тому +968

    “How many sayains does it take to screw in a light bulb” nostalgia hits hard, I will never forget that joke

    • @Tabkhasahla
      @Tabkhasahla 3 роки тому +1

      Oops...
      ua-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/v-deo.html

    • @BearPumpkin160
      @BearPumpkin160 3 роки тому +43

      “Just one but its entire race dies, then he could die too”

    • @Jim_the_Tomato
      @Jim_the_Tomato 3 роки тому +19

      @CJ I believe this a reference to Team Four Star's DBZ Abridged series. Frieza makes the light bulb joke a couple times.

    • @cookieelement3467
      @cookieelement3467 3 роки тому +5

      @CJ Dragon Ball Z original run was 300 episodes with massive amounts of fillers. The longest battle was 14 episodes, literal hours of 1 on 1 combat. The anime was coming out faster than the story so the animators made everything take forever.

    • @BlackPearl27
      @BlackPearl27 3 роки тому +3

      @@Tabkhasahla this is a tutorial on how to convert files from pdf to word xD

  • @sussybaka7869
    @sussybaka7869 2 роки тому +42

    Don't forget: in the frieza saga when goku is in the healing machine vegeta says it will take 1 hour to fully recover ,
    Vegeta then sleeps for 45 minutes then at least 30 episodes later goku finally gets out the machine

  • @demonslayerisoverrated
    @demonslayerisoverrated 3 місяці тому +27

    R.I.P. Akira Toriyama. Fly high 🕊❤🥀

  • @jarvis
    @jarvis 3 роки тому +2620

    i see a dragonball thumbnail i click

    • @C1utchLied
      @C1utchLied 3 роки тому +12

      Yessir

    • @ZTOD1806
      @ZTOD1806 3 роки тому +24

      Hello jarvis lol

    • @Deathwarrant909
      @Deathwarrant909 3 роки тому +12

      Hey Jarvis didn’t think I would see you here lol

    • @ProjectAnimate
      @ProjectAnimate 3 роки тому +8

      Hi Jarvis can't believe one of my favorite UA-camrs are commenting on my favorite theorists video

    • @PrinceAce72
      @PrinceAce72 3 роки тому +1

      Didn’t even know this was new

  • @trsamisari
    @trsamisari 3 роки тому +438

    "Frieza never dies"
    -Space Szun Tzu, The Art of Star War

    • @BrotherTheory
      @BrotherTheory 3 роки тому +3

      Best quote ever! You are THE BEST, R3d153 :)

    • @BergmitetheBlueandPointy0712
      @BergmitetheBlueandPointy0712 3 роки тому +4

      Szun Tzu is probably going to like him quite much, knowing even aliens listen to his words.

    • @evaughn22e
      @evaughn22e 3 роки тому +6

      TECHNOBLADE

    • @wishforstars_
      @wishforstars_ 3 роки тому +5

      3 REFRENCES IN ONE QUOTE!!
      BEST QUOTE OF THE YEAR!!!!

    • @BrotherTheory
      @BrotherTheory 3 роки тому

      @@wishforstars_ you are smart, Cubic MC

  • @chancedriscoll5350
    @chancedriscoll5350 3 місяці тому +18

    2/9/2034 I was not prepared for MatPat's final episodes and Akira Toriyama's death to occur on the same week. Both Great Pioneers and Visionaires.
    I am so excited for Mat Pat. For someone as brilliant and creative as him, whatever comes next wont be a step backward, just a step in a different direction. Not better or worse, just different. Im so thankful for the years of great content Mat has given us. So proud of the way he has represented folks from North East Ohio over the years.

  • @Milennin
    @Milennin 2 роки тому +179

    Frieza didn't know how much time it would take for the planet to explode, he just threw out some random number of minutes to put the pressure on Goku. If he really wanted to, there would've been nothing stopping him from blowing up the planet for real then and there with a second energy blast (or retreat into outer space), but he chose not to because his ego wouldn't allow it. When he made the 5-minute bluff, he still had his 100% power form to resort to to put up a better fight against Goku. He was probably banking on beating Goku with his full power form and then getting out before the planet would explode, instead of getting caught in the blast in mid-battle.

    • @HabitualThinker
      @HabitualThinker 2 роки тому +5

      His is just what matpat said but dumbing down frieza

  • @sneg8616
    @sneg8616 3 роки тому +821

    Why did frieza say 5 minutes instead of 35 minutes?
    Me:welll...
    “Flashback”
    Mom:time to school,wake up!
    Me:5 more minutes...

  • @judeconnor-macintyre9874
    @judeconnor-macintyre9874 3 роки тому +871

    "yee, ha, ya ride 'em cowboy"
    -Frieza

  • @rossadams8934
    @rossadams8934 2 роки тому +50

    I like the DBZA explanation. Frieza doesn't know what a minute is.
    Why would he? He's an alien that can destroy anyone he's ever met if he wants so what he says sorta goes. It is a mad king situation, no one challenges him so he thinks he knows everything.

    • @dariusdafigga
      @dariusdafigga 5 місяців тому

      If Frieza doesn’t know what a minute is, then how would he even know to say 5 minutes 🤡 why wouldn't he just say something like "the planet will explode soon" the fact the he specifically chose to say five minutes means he obviously knows what it is

    • @KireonOfficial
      @KireonOfficial Місяць тому

      @@dariusdafiggaHe probably does know he is just from space meaning 5 minutes from where he was from could be more than that of 5 earth minutes

    • @dariusdafigga
      @dariusdafigga Місяць тому

      @@KireonOfficial most logical explanation

  • @presentedbyconormctappersp4565
    @presentedbyconormctappersp4565 2 роки тому +44

    It's probably already been mentioned but the Tournament of Power was meant to be about 48 minutes, but it spanned a few dozen episodes in DB Super as well. Basically, how time is said to elapse in the series is obviously not equivalent to how fast or slow time would pass for us in real life.

    • @HUNTERHELLRAISR
      @HUNTERHELLRAISR Рік тому +7

      There is an explanation for that one. Look up the 48 minutes of tournament of power and it is very close to the actual 48

    • @KaioCresendo
      @KaioCresendo Рік тому +5

      I mean there were multiple fights happening at once so you
      Could say most of those episodes were happening at the same time as other episodes

  • @KidHowren
    @KidHowren 2 роки тому +1350

    this theory is really funny to think about because it means Goku is such a chad that in 40+ minutes he never once tries to call Frieza's bluff or question why the planet hasn't blown up. he literally doesn't care

    • @fuckingking6796
      @fuckingking6796 2 роки тому +102

      He was blind rage and fear
      Which could be easily way of you to forget time

    • @9one984
      @9one984 2 роки тому +54

      I don't think Goku understand the concept of bluff tho, he is not known for his intelligence.

    • @draketurtle4169
      @draketurtle4169 2 роки тому +30

      @@9one984 no, he just doesn’t understand the concept of time.
      It could have been any amount of time and he still wouldn’t know it was longer or shorter than 5 minutes.

    • @Princess_Narii
      @Princess_Narii 2 роки тому +59

      @@9one984 Goku is alot smarter then you think.
      Just not book smart, also dbz Abridged dumbs goku down ALOT which gives a wrong interpertation of actual goku.
      You dont see alot of gokus actual inteligence in dragonball Z either.
      But in original Dragonball and Dragonball Super you see how smart goku really is
      Perhaps not within books but he learns fighting techniques and skills faster then any other being in the universe
      Find ways to overcome adversities in very smart and inteligent ways rather then relying on brute strenght.
      And I dont mean just moves and techniques I mean everything that has to do with fighting. Also Tactics and other forms of combat skills

    • @xjames45
      @xjames45 2 роки тому +35

      @@Princess_Narii Right, I’m so tired of people using DBZ Abridged as gospel when it comes to discussing the actual series

  • @gent2205
    @gent2205 3 роки тому +1937

    Don't forget that the tournament of power was 48 minutes and lasted 34 episodes.

    • @MuhammadIbrahim-lc5ne
      @MuhammadIbrahim-lc5ne 3 роки тому +81

      Bro that's 14 hours

    • @herrdoktornapy6835
      @herrdoktornapy6835 3 роки тому +319

      Tbf, it covered multiple fights happening at the same time. So maybe 48 mins is roughly right. Also, I think it covered some backstories

    • @polo_69th56
      @polo_69th56 2 роки тому +92

      @@herrdoktornapy6835 its exactly right the gods exactly sevt the time up its all just happening at the speed of light

    • @basicallysubhuman8823
      @basicallysubhuman8823 2 роки тому +113

      Actually, the tournament of power can have multiple episodes being played simultaneously and it does roughly line up with the 48 minute time frame given. Any discrepancies can usually be explained by the fact that, by the time the tournament of power starts, Goku is able to move at quintillions of times the speed of light without even needing to transform at all. So what we see is, as that Seththeprogrammer clip said, slowed down for viewing. It’s even incorporated into the show with the god pad that Zeno uses during the tournament that allows him to watch it like a video and slow down or speed up the playback and rewind/ fast forward it. After all, the whole thing was ultimately set up just to entertain Zeno.

    • @snyperwulffgaming9575
      @snyperwulffgaming9575 2 роки тому +21

      I think a lot of the fights shown were all happening at roughly the same time. I watched a youtube edit of the tournament of power with all the fights happening in real time and it was roughly just about 48 minutes in length.

  • @midgetydeath
    @midgetydeath 2 роки тому +14

    I think it's Goku's very moral high ground that is the key to his growth in power and skill. It motivates him. You know how the saying goes "You're only truly strong when you're protecting something." It's like that but a bit more ambiguous as it's more like down to his conscience. A saiyan's strength is heavily linked to his mentality, I think. Considering Vegeta achieving super saiyan by basically being just that determined to surpass Goku.

  • @Matt_Boxing
    @Matt_Boxing 3 місяці тому +4

    Rip Toriyama sensai

  • @riptideanomy1024
    @riptideanomy1024 3 роки тому +1742

    Simple theory: frieza didn’t want Goku to get his two stuffed crust pizzas

  • @saldan3985
    @saldan3985 3 роки тому +568

    "By setting a 5 minute timer Freeza forces Goku to move quickly and make a mistake"
    *Goku continues to talk for an extended amount of time*
    I think it's less of "Freeza is a strategic genius" and more of "Goku doesn't have a sense of time"

  • @grasshopper-ln9us
    @grasshopper-ln9us 2 роки тому +12

    I always liked to think Frieza intentionally decided not to blow up namek instantaneously due to acceptepting Goku's challenge but wanted it inevitably destroyed Incase he failed

  • @MauricioBarragan
    @MauricioBarragan 8 місяців тому +7

    I like this theory a lot better. Makes freiza seem smarter and it makes sense.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 роки тому +2341

    Easy, then: Posturing. He wanted goku to feel rushed; to stress out, and therefore make mistakes. Pure mind games.

    • @Tabkhasahla
      @Tabkhasahla 3 роки тому +6

      Oops...
      ua-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/v-deo.html

    • @cameronjadewallace
      @cameronjadewallace 3 роки тому +110

      That is the best way to control fight. After that it's just range and dodging until the other person is out of stamina.

    • @TULIP.1689
      @TULIP.1689 3 роки тому +55

      Frieza out here reading 48 laws of power 🤣

    • @bronzebullet
      @bronzebullet 3 роки тому +25

      Are you implying that Frieza used the old Rope-a-dope technique?

    • @sabaibaikari7023
      @sabaibaikari7023 3 роки тому +7

      @@Tabkhasahla why?

  • @tridking9744
    @tridking9744 3 роки тому +531

    “Sun Tzu, The Art of War”
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @Azozygc
      @Azozygc 3 роки тому

      LOL

    • @blindeyezniko60
      @blindeyezniko60 3 роки тому +15

      Technoblade be like

    • @alaiaomanu6318
      @alaiaomanu6318 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/LTTfDuoqT94/v-deo.html rip sasuke

    • @daikon3199
      @daikon3199 3 роки тому

      Haha...

    • @ShyBoy6ty9
      @ShyBoy6ty9 3 роки тому +2

      I had to read that like four times to understand what I was looking at.

  • @jdenley6794
    @jdenley6794 Рік тому +4

    11:53: They fight for a very long time
    Oda: write that down. WRITE THAT DOWN!

    • @projekttaku1
      @projekttaku1 Рік тому

      ngl, the anime kinda drags out the fights.
      That's why the manga is always better!

  • @goochieeater07
    @goochieeater07 3 місяці тому +5

    RIP Akira Toriyama

  • @DotorInsanity
    @DotorInsanity 3 роки тому +716

    Team Four Star's "theory" is that Freeza doesn't know what a minute is.

    • @Amira-rg3sk
      @Amira-rg3sk 3 роки тому +57

      its not a theory its truth

    • @clawedleopard6630
      @clawedleopard6630 3 роки тому +41

      Hey who took the last hetap

    • @sisanyathi2459
      @sisanyathi2459 3 роки тому +40

      It's as simple as that cuz time is not the same everywhere, and how wierd is it that every alien in dbz knows english

    • @manolgeorgiev9664
      @manolgeorgiev9664 3 роки тому +5

      Do you have a watch?

    • @maximus4426
      @maximus4426 3 роки тому +3

      @@sisanyathi2459 you mean japanese

  • @juniper7962
    @juniper7962 3 роки тому +1562

    Its sort of poetic that in an episode about the most dragged out fight in anime history he takes 12 minutes to say *"freeza bluffed"*

  • @Angular777
    @Angular777 Рік тому +8

    Sound is not a constant, it travels differently in different mediums, plus Friezas not from Earth, so 5 minutes for him could be the time that he gave, plus plus DragonBall Z magic, they have to spend an episode or two with each power up.

  • @stahliboi6249
    @stahliboi6249 2 роки тому +12

    You'd have thought frieza had come across the issue of blowing up a dense planet before and knew to overcompensate. He must have destroyed a lot by the time we get to this saga.

  • @jeconiahjoelmichaelsiregar7917
    @jeconiahjoelmichaelsiregar7917 3 роки тому +715

    This man really just said "Frieza lied about the 5 minutes" in cursive
    P.S. It's still a great theory

    • @chasemchenry9607
      @chasemchenry9607 3 роки тому +8

      Also, I’m just saying, he said the saiyan saga was several sagas ago.
      That just got me like🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @EllipsisMark
      @EllipsisMark 3 роки тому +1

      To be fair, that was always my take on the subject.

    • @EllipsisMark
      @EllipsisMark 3 роки тому +18

      @@chasemchenry9607 Afterlife saga, Ginyu saga, and other stuff. DBZ is really variety.

    • @Krispyqueme
      @Krispyqueme 3 роки тому

      @@chasemchenry9607 yeah me too

    • @Krispyqueme
      @Krispyqueme 3 роки тому +3

      @@EllipsisMark those arent really the main super important sagas if you ask someone who doesnt know the show that well i bet the would know saiyan saga frieza saga cell saga and majjin buu saga

  • @archieaksan831
    @archieaksan831 3 роки тому +294

    "be like frieza"
    -sun tzu, the art of war

  • @Zoxian
    @Zoxian 5 місяців тому +2

    You guys have to make a theory of how much gallons of water dragon ball z character have to drink

  • @titovich2153
    @titovich2153 3 місяці тому +5

    RIP Toriyama

  • @alex6351
    @alex6351 3 роки тому +357

    But we all know the best Sun zu quote:
    “Whatever you do, don’t reveal all of your strategies in a UA-cam video, you fool, you mororn.”

    • @milesandrews6711
      @milesandrews6711 3 роки тому +11

      Luckily frieza didn't do that
      But the again I don't think those scouters have internet

    • @alex6351
      @alex6351 3 роки тому +1

      @@milesandrews6711 very true

    • @RouenDelano
      @RouenDelano 3 роки тому

      @@alex6351 or do they

    • @wowostylehess1575
      @wowostylehess1575 3 роки тому

      @Ba Paoi Really nice to put a video here, really nice man -slowly claps- well done making yourself that petty for views

    • @isaacxie5496
      @isaacxie5496 3 роки тому +7

      i bet only a few people actually understand this but like it anyway

  • @CommanderBroShep
    @CommanderBroShep 3 роки тому +122

    "Jesus I overslept, it's already night. ....for the first time since I got here...on a planet with 3 suns."

  • @wizardmidnight9231
    @wizardmidnight9231 Рік тому +1

    I saw something that I think explains this pretty well
    “The planet will blow up in 5 minutes”
    “Earth minutes namekian minutes?”
    “Plot minitues”

  • @aarongold7220
    @aarongold7220 2 роки тому +6

    To be fair, Freeza didn't have to blow up the planet. He could have just like... flown away... into space. Then blown it up from there.

  • @vampire2318
    @vampire2318 3 роки тому +188

    "Ayo, Frieza is actually a pretty smart dude ngl"
    -Sun Tzu: 'The Art of War'

    • @Tabkhasahla
      @Tabkhasahla 3 роки тому

      Oops...
      ua-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/v-deo.html

    • @vampire2318
      @vampire2318 3 роки тому +13

      The link is just a video about how to convert PDF to Word.
      No need to click it and your curiosity is saved from this bot

    • @F1reBeat
      @F1reBeat 3 роки тому +3

      @@vampire2318 thank you for your sacrifice

    • @sabikikasuko6636
      @sabikikasuko6636 3 роки тому +1

      @@vampire2318 Thanks. He's posting the same reply in literally every single comment in this land. And I'm reporting every single one lmao

    • @alaiaomanu6318
      @alaiaomanu6318 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/UK7fnEoUAus/v-deo.html those eyes

  • @justabanana2924
    @justabanana2924 3 роки тому +222

    "If you know your enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles"
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @user-wm7mk2nt4d
      @user-wm7mk2nt4d 3 роки тому +7

      "If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight!"
      -Sun Tzu

    • @zephyroze
      @zephyroze 3 роки тому +14

      “Don’t reveal all your secrets in a UA-cam video. You fool.” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @cameroncooper5941
      @cameroncooper5941 3 роки тому +1

      "Sun Tzu said that."
      -Soldier R.I.P.

    • @bengalant7838
      @bengalant7838 3 роки тому +6

      "Let your plans be as dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, *fall like a thunderbolt* -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @Yourlocalbush
      @Yourlocalbush 3 роки тому +5

      -technoblade

  • @tblacksmith6008
    @tblacksmith6008 10 місяців тому +1

    I have been so depressed i havent moved from my bed in a few but mat pats videos just make me smile old and new

  • @sammy57533
    @sammy57533 2 роки тому +6

    2:38 that's what he said

  • @YNoted
    @YNoted 3 роки тому +368

    “Lies are good”
    -Sun Tzu,the art of war

    • @Fabian-qe7ni
      @Fabian-qe7ni 3 роки тому +39

      “Potatoes”
      -technoblade, pig of war

    • @pokochoco5931
      @pokochoco5931 3 роки тому +18

      "Guns"
      -Founding father's of America

    • @Reysan7
      @Reysan7 3 роки тому +6

      "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration."
      ~Brock Samson

    • @Username-1939t9
      @Username-1939t9 3 роки тому +3

      the fact the potato war spawned such a wide spread meme is beautiful

    • @kylerivera3470
      @kylerivera3470 3 роки тому +1

      "No flesh shall be spared"
      -The Bible, Mark 13:20

  • @m.guypirate6900
    @m.guypirate6900 3 роки тому +401

    Frieza: says five minutes
    Frieza: I’ll ignore that

    • @Human_traain
      @Human_traain 3 роки тому +1

      YOHOHOHO

    • @poku7745
      @poku7745 3 роки тому

      BOHOHOHOHO

    • @Ins1gn1f1c4nt
      @Ins1gn1f1c4nt 3 роки тому

      Ohohohoho

    • @Tabkhasahla
      @Tabkhasahla 3 роки тому

      Oops...
      ua-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/v-deo.html

    • @Tabkhasahla
      @Tabkhasahla 3 роки тому

      @Parker Family Oops...
      ua-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/v-deo.html

  • @RaphBlade7
    @RaphBlade7 Рік тому +7

    I should point out that Frieza's 5 minutes line does occur in the original manga in Chapter 126: The End of Namek?, so it is manga accurate information (unlike OVER 9000 which is actually OVER 8000 in the original manga & Japanese dub)! Also, Frieza was aware of the Super Saiyan God legend in addition to Super Saiyan, according to Goku's Dragon Ball Minus retconned origins which were later adapted into DBS: Broly!

    • @Oznerock
      @Oznerock 9 місяців тому

      To be fair - Goku's power passed both 8 and 9 thousand before they broke the scouters.

  • @Gokublack-jt1re
    @Gokublack-jt1re 3 місяці тому +4

    Rest in peace toriyama 🫡

  • @judesliggoo
    @judesliggoo 3 роки тому +537

    "bruh he can't count minutes lmaoooo"
    - Sun Tzu, Art of War

  • @mellowanimations7237
    @mellowanimations7237 9 місяців тому +3

    They aren’t screaming at each other, they’re super saying.

  • @vindric8330
    @vindric8330 2 роки тому +4

    0:25 just seeing this, you have my like XD

  • @bucketboi8075
    @bucketboi8075 3 роки тому +129

    Lmao it’s just “Frieza lied”. And I expected some earth shattering (no pun intended) theory about Namek having such strong gravity that time dilated.

    • @blue_boo3171
      @blue_boo3171 3 роки тому +21

      Well, there would be one major problem with the "strong gravity" idea: Bulma. If Namek had such intense gravity, how was Bulma able to stand and walk around the planet just fine? Goku had trouble with 10x gravity on King Kai's planet. Just a ramble.

    • @darksaber8487
      @darksaber8487 3 роки тому +5

      @@blue_boo3171 uuuuuuuh It's best not to think about

    • @pjdianalan7934
      @pjdianalan7934 3 роки тому +6

      @@blue_boo3171 if you watched Red vs Blue, Caboose managed to survive 10x gravity.

    • @g0tst1ngs
      @g0tst1ngs 3 роки тому +2

      @@pjdianalan7934 lol red vs blue

    • @TheLastRegnadian
      @TheLastRegnadian 3 роки тому +6

      No one said high gravity, just a high planet density to overcome the three suns’ pull, resulting in an earth-like gravity, if namek only had one sun THEN it would have larger gravity. This all makes too much sense actually and matpat didn’t even use filler for this idea

  • @motxmod
    @motxmod 3 роки тому +1409

    Simpler theory: the trope Talking is a Free Action.

    • @autobotCRSHR
      @autobotCRSHR 3 роки тому +55

      Someone plays DnD i see...

    • @No-uc6fg
      @No-uc6fg 3 роки тому +42

      That one DM I knew that insisted that talking, even whispering, completely breaks any stealth roll and you must roll again after talking.
      Man was that an unpleasant event.

    • @autobotCRSHR
      @autobotCRSHR 3 роки тому +15

      @@No-uc6fg you were the spitting image of jake farting while hiding from skeletons, weren't you?

    • @craytherlaygaming2852
      @craytherlaygaming2852 3 роки тому +15

      Yo wonder why villains don't use that to their advantage Dio would have won had he stopped time and just monologued while be threw his knives

    • @XeroAnarian
      @XeroAnarian 3 роки тому +6

      Even simpler: Five minutes was an estimate, not a guarantee.

  • @cherrytomatoes2613
    @cherrytomatoes2613 2 роки тому +3

    7:11 omg awwww freizas eyes are so cute I cant hate him now! 😍😍😍

  • @lbon5479
    @lbon5479 2 роки тому +3

    I love that the theory is basically just that Goku's too dumb to know how long 5 minutes is without a watch. Which is perfectly valid.

  • @thundershocker135
    @thundershocker135 3 роки тому +145

    “Where Goku fights fair, Frieza fights-“
    *DOMINOS AD COMING THROUGH*
    “-Dirty.”

    • @aubreyanderson3198
      @aubreyanderson3198 3 роки тому +12

      Stuffed crust, King Kai! You can eat it in reverse!

    • @arnitheguy
      @arnitheguy 3 роки тому +2

      @@aubreyanderson3198 tfs is great

    • @DemitriVladMaximov
      @DemitriVladMaximov 3 роки тому +2

      At least Goku finally got his pizza.

    • @Backstabmacro
      @Backstabmacro 3 роки тому

      I got an ad for the democratic party’s donation drive, lmfao.

    • @Genesisthefirst109
      @Genesisthefirst109 3 роки тому

      Wasn't it dirty when cell was clashing with gohan he vegeta shots a ki blast in cells back as he's clashing thats no honor and i thought warriors had honor

  • @AllenSorensen
    @AllenSorensen 3 роки тому +638

    Sunzi’s Art of War literally starts with “AVOID GOING TO WAR”. Like, try diplomacy

    • @wot7969
      @wot7969 3 роки тому +39

      Sun Tzu

    • @TheKrensada
      @TheKrensada 3 роки тому +34

      Frieza didn't get the memo.

    • @niceguy6807
      @niceguy6807 3 роки тому +68

      then Freeza diplomatically exploded a planet to avoid war, pure diplomacy. . .

    • @EveryoneElseIsWeirdImNormal
      @EveryoneElseIsWeirdImNormal 3 роки тому +5

      Democracy and war aren't opportunities
      *Facepalm

    • @marsphoenix1359
      @marsphoenix1359 3 роки тому +53

      To be fair, Freeza's first act is to go "Look, I'm stupidly powerful and famous for it. You wont win. Just give me what I want and we can go our separate ways." The idea that someone *doesn't* know who he is just didn't occur to him at first, so once he does realise, he goes about making a statement for this new world he didn't know about. Note that he gave enough time for Gohan to escape, that I feel was entirely on purpose. You only need one person to deliver a message after all.
      In the end, gunboat diplomacy is still diplomacy.

  • @Cheese-Slime-Sheriff
    @Cheese-Slime-Sheriff Місяць тому +1

    I always imagined that he was lying to make Goku panic and slip up

  • @nilocalayag4387
    @nilocalayag4387 5 місяців тому +2

    Goku vs frieza was speed up! Toriyama admitted that the fight was in slow motion for us to see

  • @ttdstudios6860
    @ttdstudios6860 3 роки тому +501

    Just Like In JoJo, Talking Is a Free Action

    • @somerandomguywhoschillin3540
      @somerandomguywhoschillin3540 3 роки тому +38

      Dio : True Story

    • @royalmage1931
      @royalmage1931 3 роки тому +20

      Diavolo: Agreed

    • @einekartoffel2490
      @einekartoffel2490 3 роки тому +16

      Or thinking. Jesus, anime characters think entire scientific papers as 5 minutes pass around them.
      There are exceptions like Legoshi from Beastarts though.

    • @miguelmuniz5528
      @miguelmuniz5528 3 роки тому +4

      Star platinum: Ora

    • @kgpatel9670
      @kgpatel9670 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/DbPyD0_LB6M/v-deo.html 👍👍👍

  • @ajfev1092
    @ajfev1092 3 роки тому +1211

    Akira Toriyama forgets things brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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    • @FriedIce3
      @FriedIce3 3 роки тому +82

      * Agrees in araki*

    • @spiffygonzales5899
      @spiffygonzales5899 3 роки тому +100

      *cries in yamcha being a former badass*

    • @ajg92
      @ajg92 3 роки тому +83

      RIP Launch....

    • @dragonmaster2453
      @dragonmaster2453 3 роки тому +29

      Are we talking about Akira Toriyama or Hirohiko Araki?

    • @MixerDixer96
      @MixerDixer96 3 роки тому +23

      *Sad Launch Noises*

  • @advancedape4852
    @advancedape4852 2 роки тому +5

    I like how matpat did the same light bulb joke as in the Kamehameha video

  • @princyipe-tv1eq
    @princyipe-tv1eq 2 місяці тому +1

    "Let me give you some advice
    Never trust you enemy"
    -Frieza, tournament of power (I think)

  • @mac2637
    @mac2637 3 роки тому +291

    "Yeehaw giddyup cowboy"
    How do you even know what a cowboy is?
    "Space hulu"

    • @DTermination71
      @DTermination71 3 роки тому +1

      @@shahadfatima6184 stop spamming this

    • @sammysquid3702
      @sammysquid3702 3 роки тому +1

      @@DTermination71 yo what happened ?

    • @dalynbratcher9888
      @dalynbratcher9888 3 роки тому +5

      Ahhh..good memories of space Australia. Go space Broncos.

    • @shadowwolf5486
      @shadowwolf5486 3 роки тому

      Figures.

    • @wired2u746
      @wired2u746 3 роки тому

      Dude his voice when he says this is terrifying

  • @MrSenpaiTV
    @MrSenpaiTV 3 роки тому +5185

    Film Theory: Zamasu Was Right! Mortals Must Be Eradicated!

  • @gundamzero8767
    @gundamzero8767 3 місяці тому +5

    Rip

  • @NinetyLegos
    @NinetyLegos 2 роки тому +1

    "There's no time to think"
    Lucky that Goku doesn't do that anyway so he doesn't need time to think

  • @readingsolo
    @readingsolo 3 роки тому +94

    8:06 "Frieza seems to be a follower of Sun Tzu's teachings"
    Technoblade realizing that he is no longer alone:

    • @Tabkhasahla
      @Tabkhasahla 3 роки тому

      Oops.....
      ua-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/v-deo.html

    • @Jpx0999
      @Jpx0999 3 роки тому

      @@Tabkhasahla stop

    • @victorgarza7379
      @victorgarza7379 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/4I9SCkrsAuY/v-deo.html GOT TO CHECK THIS OUT !

    • @SoggyCoffeeAddict
      @SoggyCoffeeAddict 3 роки тому +1

      Is technoblade an anime or something?

    • @100OYUNCU
      @100OYUNCU 3 роки тому +1

      @@SoggyCoffeeAddict aminecraft youtuber

  • @ZaityGaming
    @ZaityGaming 3 роки тому +181

    Prepare for five flashbacks of him buying the lightbulb

    • @izreal4787
      @izreal4787 3 роки тому +9

      Dude your thinking about my hero academia not dragon ball z

    • @komarunaegi7460
      @komarunaegi7460 3 роки тому +10

      @@izreal4787 My Hero doesn’t even have that many flashbacks. You’re thinking about Naruto.

    • @Pinhead891
      @Pinhead891 3 роки тому +4

      Wait what about flashbacks of him getting the lightbulb and what it cost him too?

    • @Jack-qe5qm
      @Jack-qe5qm 3 роки тому

      @@komarunaegi7460 have you SEEN DEKU VS GENTLE CRIMINAL?? 1000000 flashbacks.

    • @Jack-qe5qm
      @Jack-qe5qm 3 роки тому

      Also DB doesn't even have a lot of flashbacks

  • @goldengames9091
    @goldengames9091 2 роки тому +4

    10:57 was that the fight of 87??

  • @Gol-D-Something
    @Gol-D-Something Рік тому +3

    "Frieza lied" also explains how Goku survived the explosion

  • @dalvinkanehiro1527
    @dalvinkanehiro1527 3 роки тому +373

    “Use orphans to plant potatoes”
    -Sun tzu

  • @jwallE93
    @jwallE93 3 роки тому +238

    Frieza: My plan is to beat them physically without getting physical, then mock them into submission and expose to them how amazing I am by not just destroying their bodies but also their spirits all while giving them a sense of hope they still have a chance oh hahahaha and then I shall change forms making myself much stronger just to patronize them oh yes and then they shall know true fear of death, oh how marvelous!
    Goku: AAAAAAAAAAAAH

    • @masterreaper115
      @masterreaper115 3 роки тому +8

      Goku: Herpa derp im a moron with so much plot armor not even Broly could lift it hahahahaha ooops i died again time to use wish number 57 guys dont worrrrryyyyyyy

    • @Am_Cookie2436
      @Am_Cookie2436 3 роки тому +3

      @@masterreaper115 this is so true

    • @Am_Cookie2436
      @Am_Cookie2436 3 роки тому +3

      Goku would not even know what the heck he's talking about lmao

  • @galacticgalaxyonezerone7235

    The screaming comes from the shouts made when striking as it does help bring out the most umph to one’s attack but it’s dragonball so they do it to their extreme ki manipulation.

  • @surgeonsergio6839
    @surgeonsergio6839 2 роки тому +28

    If Namek was really that dense, Bulma as an ordinary human would've been crushed by its gravity.

    • @forms-senses-abilities
      @forms-senses-abilities Рік тому +5

      its human friendly, as you can see its too Green for toxicity

    • @amaze3727
      @amaze3727 Рік тому +1

      density is mass over volume. It just needed low volume, since gravity is only dependent on mass

    • @surgeonsergio6839
      @surgeonsergio6839 Рік тому

      @@amaze3727 What're you saying, bro? Gravitational acceleration is dependent on density of the body, g = 4 pi R d G*3, and because weight W = m g, would mean that if Namek was dense it'd have a huge pull on Bulma, who with her bonestructure would've died.

    • @amaze3727
      @amaze3727 Рік тому

      @@surgeonsergio6839 When you integrate that to get to Gauss' flux theorem, isn't V considered to be infinitesimal?

    • @surgeonsergio6839
      @surgeonsergio6839 Рік тому

      @@amaze3727 What on earth are you on about?

  • @aidenlogan7450
    @aidenlogan7450 3 роки тому +606

    “All warfare is based on deception.” - Technoblade, The Potato War

    • @Zei_thatoneartist
      @Zei_thatoneartist 3 роки тому +21

      You saw that from Tehnoblade didn't you 👀

    • @conspiracyofraven69
      @conspiracyofraven69 3 роки тому +17

      @@Zei_thatoneartist a man of culture I see

    • @victorgarza7379
      @victorgarza7379 3 роки тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/4I9SCkrsAuY/v-deo.html GOT TO CHECK THIS OUT

    • @alaiaomanu6318
      @alaiaomanu6318 3 роки тому

      the best nascar movie ever ua-cam.com/video/TML6wJuxukc/v-deo.html

    • @LordMegatron56
      @LordMegatron56 3 роки тому +2

      *Mw3 muisc starts playing*

  • @Stealthsenju
    @Stealthsenju 3 роки тому +238

    Me: starts liking Frieza
    Frieza: Mission Passed + Respect

  • @shajaki
    @shajaki 5 місяців тому +1

    I actually really like your ideas here. The only wrench I'd throw at it, is if it's correct, I think Goku would have had said something to Frieza along the lines of "boy this sure is a long 5 minutes". Cause he did poke at him a bit in that fight.

  • @maureenobrien4968
    @maureenobrien4968 2 роки тому +1

    “This planet will explode in 5 minutes.”
    “You fiend!”
    “HA, I knew that would get him!”

  • @sparkyphoenix329
    @sparkyphoenix329 3 роки тому +158

    "I have the high ground"
    - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @atoth62
      @atoth62 3 роки тому +5

      "Hello there."

    • @sparkyphoenix329
      @sparkyphoenix329 3 роки тому +9

      @@atoth62 "General Kenobi"

    • @TonyStarkCLC
      @TonyStarkCLC 3 роки тому +3

      Dude, the Art of War teaches 'how to eliminate your opponent by exploiting his overconfidence making him lose a battle he thought he had the victory for, by applying confusion by provocation, therefore directing him into his own irreversible demise.

    • @non-point5354
      @non-point5354 3 роки тому +3

      Well I have the low ground so I can strike you in the lower areas!
      Checkmate.

  • @dante53a
    @dante53a 3 роки тому +87

    "I can already see my memes coming strong in comments"
    Sun Tzu the art of war.

  • @That1Gam3r
    @That1Gam3r 2 роки тому +3

    I would like to see Matpat try to do something like this with the Tournament of power arc in dragon ball super, cause they said the tournament was going to be 48 minutes long but the tournament itself was like 3 hours long lol

  • @kalebdoesstuff5648
    @kalebdoesstuff5648 2 роки тому

    4:33 Mat has really got his Frieza Impression down.

  • @JamiUwU
    @JamiUwU 3 роки тому +1729

    Frieza is Big Brained 😘❤️✨

  • @sageofsixpaths8392
    @sageofsixpaths8392 3 роки тому +358

    "And here you thought my episodes were full of filler" I could not stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rpshd7275
      @rpshd7275 3 роки тому +4

      But, you stopped laughing though.

    • @brandan-387
      @brandan-387 3 роки тому +1

      @@rpshd7275 yeah

    • @tas9079
      @tas9079 3 роки тому +2

      Ok

    • @olegtaranov5756
      @olegtaranov5756 3 роки тому +1

      I found out why no one eats in Chum bucket, please take a look ua-cam.com/video/9GVFMtz-V-k/v-deo.html

    • @nuredingeziqi679
      @nuredingeziqi679 3 роки тому +2

      No one beats Toei at that

  • @Leclercfank
    @Leclercfank 9 місяців тому +3

    The actual solution is that in the manga the five minutes are handled in a much more plausible way

  • @playwithlight357
    @playwithlight357 2 місяці тому

    This is fantastic. Love seeing outside references as well 👏

  • @DanDAlittleMan
    @DanDAlittleMan 3 роки тому +557

    “Tsun zu’s teaching”
    Technoblade: You called?

  • @animorph17
    @animorph17 3 роки тому +471

    Freezer: "This planet will explode in 5 minutes!"
    Goku (The better one): "Do you know what a minute is? Cause I don't think you do."

    • @dragonmaster2453
      @dragonmaster2453 3 роки тому +28

      Tfs?

    • @F1reBeat
      @F1reBeat 3 роки тому +11

      @@dragonmaster2453 yeah it is
      It think this is from the kai version

    • @williamjackson8782
      @williamjackson8782 3 роки тому +24

      Muffin button

    • @najatrami3329
      @najatrami3329 3 роки тому +2

      U need to have the vetiran card
      I missspell

    • @k3n505
      @k3n505 3 роки тому +4

      Thank God that's freezer and not frieza

  • @pizettab6123
    @pizettab6123 2 роки тому +1

    how many namekians take to change a light bulb? the entire race, one to change it, and the rest to die!

  • @real_nigga_rockstar_BLM
    @real_nigga_rockstar_BLM Рік тому

    7:16 (abyss of darkness music plays in my head)

  • @OmegaDragonGaming
    @OmegaDragonGaming 3 роки тому +832

    So, Frieza saying it takes 5 minutes is just him causing enough mental stress to Goku to force him to try to mess up? That's a really good strategy actually! You essentially regain momentum from your mistake by explaining the enemy has almost no time before losing to you anyway.

    • @crazeay3800
      @crazeay3800 2 роки тому +13

      Nah it was only 5 minutes. Five Human minutes. These guys are moving at faster than light speeds so what they can do within five minutes is just so much more

    • @krool5383
      @krool5383 2 роки тому +35

      @@crazeay3800 But don't forget the 35 minutes of talking no character in the series has been shown to speak anywhere near fast enough to fit all the fighting even at light speeds with all that talking, so while they may be fighting a light speeds that doesn't change that it took longer then 5 minutes for the planet to explode.

    • @crazeay3800
      @crazeay3800 2 роки тому +32

      @@krool5383 they are talking like Eminem raps but it's slowed down

    • @krool5383
      @krool5383 2 роки тому +8

      @@crazeay3800 that makes no sense

    • @NippyNep
      @NippyNep 2 роки тому +1

      @@krool5383 no they talk that fast to each other in combat

  • @IzukuMidoriya-eq4ox
    @IzukuMidoriya-eq4ox 3 роки тому +299

    MatPat: uses the art of war
    Technoblade fans: hey I’ve seen this one before

    • @simple9629
      @simple9629 3 роки тому +10

      over here

    • @Camreeyan
      @Camreeyan 3 роки тому +19

      saw it in the video and immediately came down to the comment section to see if anybody else was thinking the same

    • @littletv4810
      @littletv4810 3 роки тому +2

      Lol 😂 So true

    • @eonicshadow4316
      @eonicshadow4316 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah that’s what I thought

    • @olegtaranov5756
      @olegtaranov5756 3 роки тому +1

      I found out why no one eats in Chum bucket, please take a look ua-cam.com/video/9GVFMtz-V-k/v-deo.html

  • @maskedthecreator1508
    @maskedthecreator1508 Рік тому +38

    I’m pretty sure it actually was 5 minutes. But Goku and Freiza were fighting and moving so fast, that to us, the audience it appeared to take longer.

    • @adamus4943
      @adamus4943 Рік тому +14

      were you even listening bro
      they spent ~30 minutes talking. sound always travels at the same speed, doesnt matter if the fighting was done at the speed of light.

    • @beburs
      @beburs Рік тому +5

      @@adamus4943 massively faster than speed of light speeds actually,most of the fight was actual fightining and not dialogue as well you should rewatch it.

    • @UltraEgoMc
      @UltraEgoMc Рік тому +4

      @@adamus4943They do talk faster then light as crazy as it sounds. This has been shown multiple times and his argument doesn’t stand.

    • @crimsongod4634
      @crimsongod4634 11 місяців тому

      ​@adamus4943 my guy, it's a Japanese animated show where alien monkeys have rainbow colored hair

    • @crimsongod4634
      @crimsongod4634 11 місяців тому

      ​@adamus4943 and you think talking fast is farfetched?

  • @AllHailKingBob
    @AllHailKingBob 7 місяців тому +1

    My theory was always that Planet Namek was more dense than expected so it took longer but frieza didn’t know much about it

  • @1randomperson15
    @1randomperson15 3 роки тому +135

    "Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness" *potato war flashbacks*