You now understand the genius of this show. It was reflecting the zeitgeist and as a source when you look back on it, it still reflects us. A true icon.
The powers of the meleniel generation have granted future generations better jobs. If only society would have listened sooner Beavis and Butthead could have actually had cool jobs...
General Beavis: And I want full Air Support! I want you guys to shoot people! And I want Tanks and Firethrowers and I want Explosions over here and Planes going "ATATATA!" Yeah, its gonna be cool! Muhahahaaaooohhh!
Hello! Today, I am inviting you to come to Jesus Christ and be sure you are truly following God and doing his will by repenting and being immersed in the Baptism of life. Please come and be saved and see the truth and love of God and his mercy and kindness and for yourself. Make sure you are truly following him. A lot of Christians are deceived. But God is true. Come and truly seek him and he will be found and if yo7 do his will, you will be saved. He can lead us on the path of light that leads to Heaven. I hope you will consider it. May God bless you! 🙂
Hello! Today, I am inviting you to come to Jesus Christ and be sure you are truly following God and doing his will by repenting and being immersed in the Baptism of life. Please come and be saved and see the truth and love of God and his mercy and kindness and for yourself. Make sure you are truly following him. A lot of Christians are deceived. But God is true. Come and truly seek him and he will be found and if yo7 do his will, you will be saved. He can lead us on the path of light that leads to Heaven. I hope you will consider it. May God bless you! 🙂
Hello! Today, I am inviting you to come to Jesus Christ and be sure you are truly following God and doing his will by repenting and being immersed in the Baptism of life. Please come and be saved and see the truth and love of God and his mercy and kindness and for yourself. Make sure you are truly following him. A lot of Christians are deceived. But God is true. Come and truly seek him and he will be found and if yo7 do his will, you will be saved. He can lead us on the path of light that leads to Heaven. I hope you will consider it. May God bless you and lead you in the truth! 🙂
Hello! Today, I am inviting you to come to Jesus Christ and be sure you are truly following God and doing his will by repenting and being immersed in the Baptism of life. Please come and be saved and see the truth and love of God and his mercy and kindness and for yourself. Make sure you are truly following him. A lot of Christians are deceived. But God is true. Come and truly seek him and he will be found and if yo7 do his will, you will be saved. He can lead us on the path of light that leads to Heaven. I hope you will consider it. May God bless you! 🙂
3 things that made this for me: 1. Beavis raising his hand all politely. 2. Beavis' hair going from normal to disheveled in just 30 seconds from raging about a destructive military fantasy. 3. Beavis' signature, muttered-under-his-breath "Butthole!"
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Funniest part is, the'yre freshmen or perhaps sophomores at the oldest and have jobs, the'yre own place and manage to feed themselves somehow. Why would they need some guidance counselor?
What Beavis did there with the suggestion of the military is actually not too dissimilar to how an uncle of mine got out of the draft during the Vietnam war. He acted crazy, and they didn't want to take him. They saw a potential war criminal.
@@rickyyacine4818 Lol, no one's talking about the NWO anymore. It's since been repackaged as Agenda 21/The Great Reset. Oh yeah, and it's still nonsense.
Highlights: "Hello, I'm Butthead...." LMAO. "Lets get out of here before we turn into a Dork like this guy! "....LMFAO!!! AND...."What's the use of working, if you're gonna end up like that dude?!"....LOL...
@@kenhollis6197 He's cool. Beavis is friendly, and he has good character. He's just not very smart. I think he has fetal alcohol syndrome. Butt-head's a douche.
@@miastrong151 exactly. beavis is more understanding and even apologises sometimes, and he isn't even that stupid - if i remember correctly there are parts where he is by himself and he's able to read without butthead's help. he just follows whatever butthead does because he needs a friend i guess.
@@skinkroot I agree that Beavis is the more likeable of the two, but there's a reason people with mental problems aren't eligible for military service. 😉
“Can I earn some money in the comfort of my own home while I watch tv?” Which is ironic, because now you CAN do that. Beavis was a prophet and these days we're just realizing it.
@@DMalltheway Quite right. But many of them are "weeded out" if they are deemed too "volatile" and "unpredictable". Others are placed into "cannon fodder" units since the army isn't too picky when choosing men for nasty jobs where lots of "disposables" are needed. Now when it comes to local militias and other paramilitary units... oh dear oh dear. As long as you believe in "their cause" you might as well be a complete sociopath wanting to kill people left, right and center. Here's the sad part. In the cases the "volatile, violent, blowing-things-up-for-fun, sociopath" types survive their missions, the army has their work full trying to cover up, gloss over and shush down whatever they did. OR the more dangerous "looked-like-an-upstanding-hard-working-man-but-turned-out-to-be-a-cold-psychopath-killing-civilians-for-fun" type.
The irony is that would've been their ideal career choice. Free food, no boss at night to bug them, get to burn stuff in the fryers, long bathroom breaks
I think MTV missed a huge chance at having a shopping network run strictly by Beavis and Butthead just selling random shit to people. You know, like maybe props from old shows or memorabilia or something. Limited edition Beavis and Butthead collector's plates. Even if I didn't want to buy something, I'd totally have it running in the background.
“Career sucks they all make you work and stuff”
Wise words from Butthead
Yes, and they make you sell your labour as a commodity to a capitalist who makes billions.
Agreed
He's wiser than Confucius
He's actually right.
He's right you know
Butthead was amazing as a tv salesman
He did a great job trying to sell beer
Beer and chicks rule
This sucks, let's go get beer
Uhhhhh uh uh
We're gonna score
@@kevin2400 Got any?
Hello, im butthead. For years and years I found myself unable to score.
I'm crying right now 🤣🤣🤣 "but then I found a product that changed my life, its beer uhuh huh got any?"
The messed up part is I was actually engaged in that commercial. Really craved a smooth cold one😂
@@bigperm2276 yea it’s pretty hilarious how it could actually be convincing in real life 💀
0:18
How did you get that quote wrong.
It funny video funny
“Can I earn some money in the comfort of my own home while I watch tv?”
This is funny to me cause you can do this now more than ever
Lol thats what i was thinking too
You now understand the genius of this show. It was reflecting the zeitgeist and as a source when you look back on it, it still reflects us. A true icon.
The powers of the meleniel generation have granted future generations better jobs. If only society would have listened sooner Beavis and Butthead could have actually had cool jobs...
@@jasonmnosaj it's spelled millennial
DOGE COIN TO THE MOON!!!!
"They way I see it, we'll strike at dawn, cos they'll still be in bed with morning wood." XD
I like how the other people in his fantasy scenario look annoyed with him
But doesn't like the idea of getting up at 0500.
@@Agent1W me neither
5 am? Hah try 20 hour days for 5 months straight
General Beavis: And I want full Air Support! I want you guys to shoot people! And I want Tanks and Firethrowers and I want Explosions over here and Planes going "ATATATA!" Yeah, its gonna be cool! Muhahahaaaooohhh!
Military strategists, take note of this sound advice:
Best time to strike is at dawn, when they still have morning wood. They wont see it coming.
And with that, we've finally eclipsed "Ward, I think you were a bit rough on the Beaver last night..." as the dirtiest line of American television.
That's a legitimate strategy. Pre-dawn raids go way back in human history.
Beavis mocking the plane cannons 😂😂😂
@@ianfinrir8724 yeah pre-dawn raids go so far back that it's actually intelligent to not do them because they'll assume they'll happen
I don't wanna see them coming either. Let's just strike at 8 o'clock when they're eating breakfast.
I love how the counselor is genuinely mortified of Beavis joining the military lol
There's been worse people in it lol
That man definitely served.
Beavis in the infantry, or Marines. I could see it.
At least the military is ready for Beavis now.
I could picture someone in the military saying we will attack at dawn because they will still be in bed with wood.
His face when Butthead mentioned quitting their jobs 😂
Great catch dude lol.
He’s probably thinking, “Oh, no, what have I done?!”
He could not believe they already had jobs
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@@chanceweslowski7792 Why you comment this on a Beavis and Butt-Head video
"You have to get up at 5AM everyday"
"oh... hm.. h.. nevemind..."
My dreams were broken the same way...
That's why I work nights.
I too was exciting about joining the military. Until I learned that you had to, like, take orders and stuff.
@@dorpth uh huhuhu orders
Yeah, I don't do day jobs where you get up early. I work nights so getting up early isn't a thing. And yes, careers do suck.
I'd pay to see an episode with General Beavis.
Yes!
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Makes me wonder how Beavis is able to reach the rank of general
Whats our next move?
FIRE!
FIRE!
FIRE!
@@99mrpogi beavis is both obedient and a pyromaniac which may lead him to do well in combat
"I don't think the military is ready for you" xD now that's some serious shit there
Theres so many layers upon layers of implications with that line.
He'd never survive basic.
Idk man sometimes the unorthodox method is the best chance for success.
@@deviousj5868 Would you trust Beavis with anything more dangerous than a slingshot?
@violet Then you would be in for serious pain. Beavis + anything dangerous = oh shit!
"Actually, uhm...heh... Actually, I've thought about it a lot." Gotta love those rare moments of clarity and insight that Beavis occasionally has. 🤣
actually I don't think the military's ready for you🤣
Love how Butthead goes several sentences normally until he pulls out the beer and goes "Uh huh huh huh."
It was super weird! Longest you'll ever hear him go without "uhuhuhu."
'It's BEER'. The way he says beer. Quality.
Uh- just like real life.😊😅
Never get tired of these guys. Almost 30 years and they're freaking legends. Beavis and Butthead forever!
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They should have at least statues somewhere in America or a Church 💯 !!!!
Yes
@@chanceweslowski7792 GOD SAVES JESUS SAVES THEN
Beavis and Butthead are now about as smart as a regular American college student majoring in fake studies.
"Beer- Got any?" Could legit be a good slogan.
Ha ha yeah
Butthead would improve bud light's marketing tremendously
@@tnix80but light. Must have enough tp
"Let's get out of here beavis before we turn into a dork like this guy".
ok fake jedi
@@LordTalax Help me, OwObi-Wan KUwUbi. You're my only senpai.
Yeah really 😂
@@MickMcGarnackle Based
@@_Gandalf_The_White and UwUpilled
This guy was one of the only people who actually tried to help them. It's sad, really.
Unfortunately that’s how the world works
At least he was successful. Helped them to see that work sucks while chicks and beer are cool.
He didn’t get the memo lol
i feel sad when he gets upset when Butt-Head kidding his name.
The teacher also helped em a lot.
"Ohhhh, what's the use?"
"Yeah, what's the use of working if you're just going to end up like that dude?"
I love how Beavis raised his hand to ask the guy a question.
Do you?
"Whats the use of working if we're just gonna end up like that dude?" Truer words have never been spoken.
Well, if the alternative is ending up like a bum or if lucky living off welfare...
How Beavis imagines himself in the military is how I imagine higher ups in the actual military.
@@snowd-to3ps I like that!
I'd follow Beavis into battle
Horrible idea but ill follow too
@@manintheline5331 yeah yeah me too!
I wouldn't mind dying under the command of Beavis.
@@jerrywhoomst1116 it's gonna be cool!
@@Surfer041 yeah, heh heh.
Not going to lie. "It's Beer. Got any?" Could be the next got milk lol 😅
sheeesh, Got sauce for the pfp?
@@EliquemeI Second that!
Q
@@rmartinez1993 sauce on your pfp
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As someone who works in a career center, this is so funny. Especially seeing him break down at the end feeling like he failed 🤣
He failed super hard, not only did he not succeed in getting them interested, they also want to quit the job they already have.
Puschit hardly a failure when you try to get two dossers to understand reality
Wish they'd had commanders like Beavis during my military tenure
ah. me at middle ground. i was running for president you kno
You could actually see the moment his heart broke when Butthead suggested quitting their jobs
3 things that made this for me:
1. Beavis raising his hand all politely.
2. Beavis' hair going from normal to disheveled in just 30 seconds from raging about a destructive military fantasy.
3. Beavis' signature, muttered-under-his-breath "Butthole!"
I liked the beer part too
That muttered and random "butthole" was so perfect
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@@chanceweslowski7792 Trying to convert people in a Beavis and Butthead UA-cam video...
@@tdb517 Honestly, the attention to small little things like that in B&B were great. Its really what made the series so great and unique.
5 am. Thats why I didn't join the military !
thats not even the worst part 17 hours is
Not that bad as long as you condition your body before joining.
Big Testes That sucks
Killing fathers, sons and brothers from other countries; then getting blown up to death just for some oil is why I have no interest in enlisting.
@@sixkicksfightertricks949 Not all positions in the military do that.... In the coast guard you save lives.
“Can I earn money in the comfort of my own home”, Ngl Beavis was ahead of his time with that one.
Heck yea, it’s crazy
Right
Their insights are fuqN LEGENDARY 😂 !!!!
What about tttt = to tell the truth?
How’s Mike Judge predict the future is he psychic ?
“I don’t think the military is ready for you”
They have to prepare for him
😂😂😂😂
"Can I earn some money in the comfort of my own home while I watch TV?" - Who would thought Beavis was such a visionary.
Reacting to UA-cam videos is Beavis and Butt-Head’s dream jobs.
They were actually the very first reactors
Like in the 2022 revival
"What's the use of working if you're just gonna end up like that dude"
Truer words have never been spoken Butthead.
1:43 When Butt-head raises his eyebrows to emphasize his name always gets me
Funniest part is, the'yre freshmen or perhaps sophomores at the oldest and have jobs, the'yre own place and manage to feed themselves somehow. Why would they need some guidance counselor?
Actually, the house they're always at is Butthead's mom's place.
@@kenhollis6197 Even if that's the case, she's for sure never there and they still have to entirely fend for themselves.
@@kenhollis6197 Actually, it’s Beavis’ mom’s place
@@kenhollis6197 It's Beavis' mom's place.
In the 90s that was actually achievable
Lmaooooo the fact they had jobs already and this guy makes them quit their jobs, fucking priceless 😂😂
Beavis actually would be pretty cool as a general in the army.
U sure about that? There would be too many collateral damage under him
i would bet Beavis's Dissociative Identity Disorder would likely disqualify him from serving in the military.
"I don't think the military is ready for you" I fucking lost it
What Beavis did there with the suggestion of the military is actually not too dissimilar to how an uncle of mine got out of the draft during the Vietnam war.
He acted crazy, and they didn't want to take him. They saw a potential war criminal.
“It’s beer, heh heh… Got any?!” 😂 so true
1:05 DOD plans the long-term strategy of the invasion of Iraq (2003, colorized)
Sound like nwo programming
@@rickyyacine4818 lmao what
@@audellaroque4730 nothing just the truth and now they say iraq war was mistake ha !! Nwo is real
@@rickyyacine4818 Lol, no one's talking about the NWO anymore. It's since been repackaged as Agenda 21/The Great Reset. Oh yeah, and it's still nonsense.
@@kaptinbarfbeerd1317 yeah.. No sense at all. Right...
"Butthead, do you think you'd like a career in sales?"
"Yeah, beer and chicks rule"
Those were some legitimate career choices for this dudes
I love those little offhand comments Beavis mutters under his breath lmfao.
butthead "can i frisk you and stuff?
beavis "yea me too"
Yeah sometimes
"I said we strike at dawn, they'll still be in bed with morning wood" LOLLLLL
Beavis was enjoying the thought of being in the military a little bit too much. 😂😂😂
Liked the General Patton impersonation with the twist of Beavis.
I don’t drink, but I 100% would if beer companies made commercials like 0:20!
*“Okay men! The way I see it we strike at dawn, because uhm, (heh) you know they’ll still be in bed with morning wood”*
Ha ha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Can I earn some money in the comfort of my own home while I watch TV?"
"Uh... No."
"MMmmm.... damn it."
UA-cam
Royalties.
1:40 RIP Beavis' dream of a military career...🤣
“beer and chicks rule” and i live by that
@Mod :)
lets be honest
beavus would make a far far better marine than an army general
he might be too smart, but he will learn to dumb it down 😂😂
“It’s beer...
Got any?
Their last lines in this video are some of the smartest things they ACTUALLY said. That way, it opens up the path to new opportunities.
They almost always have at least one line that is somewhat smart, albeit usually by accident.
"We'll strike at dawn cause they'll still be sleeping and have morning wood"
"The militarys not ready for you ". 😂
1:36 yet here I am in the military needing to be up at 4 AM and instead of sleeping I'm watching Beavis and Butthead
Beavis would actually “fit-in” in the military. 😂
That would unironically be a kickass beer add
0:48. I always wanted a job like that. If someone knows a job like that get back to me so I can quit my current one.
Childhood classic😀😃😄😂😅
Damn this is accurate to gen z asf💀
the military aint ready for him😂
The boys have a very open mind.
Beavis wouldn't make it in the Army but the Navy Seals would love him.
It's amazing that these episodes are even funnier now than they were when they first aired.
"Beer and chicks rule"
pretty much yeah
Highlights: "Hello, I'm Butthead...." LMAO. "Lets get out of here before we turn into a Dork like this guy! "....LMFAO!!! AND...."What's the use of working, if you're gonna end up like that dude?!"....LOL...
Careers do suck
I hate how the dude talked Beavis out of everything that he wanted to do. I think that he would be a fine military dude.
He'd make a good pawn, anyway.
@@kenhollis6197 He's cool. Beavis is friendly, and he has good character. He's just not very smart. I think he has fetal alcohol syndrome. Butt-head's a douche.
@@miastrong151 exactly. beavis is more understanding and even apologises sometimes, and he isn't even that stupid - if i remember correctly there are parts where he is by himself and he's able to read without butthead's help. he just follows whatever butthead does because he needs a friend i guess.
@@skinkroot I agree that Beavis is the more likeable of the two, but there's a reason people with mental problems aren't eligible for military service. 😉
@@kenhollis6197 i'd really rather beavis not be in the military, yeah. it would be complete bloodshed. well, more so than it already is.
Careers Suck they make you work and stuff
I understand i love General Captain Beavis very well. 😁👍🏾
“The military is not ready for you!”
“Uh, excuse me, dick”
Sounded like an insult but it’s his actual name 😂😂😂
"yeah what's the use of working if you're just gonna end up like that dude" - Butthead
You know it's bad when the military isn't even ready for you
"Can I earn some money in the comfort of my own home while I watch T.V"
"Uh No"
That didn't age well
🤣🤣👌👌
For real. Through UA-cam! Or other platforms
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I know
I love how the counselor is like "hello, I am here to help you", and Beavis and Butt-Head are just like "why are we here lol".
His office door completely disappeared in that last shot.
Actually a good career choice for Beavis would be oil well roughneck, since he likes to drill into his nose.
“Can I earn some money in the comfort of my own home while I watch tv?”
Which is ironic, because now you CAN do that. Beavis was a prophet and these days we're just realizing it.
Yup, people back then would have been shocked back then if they knew about it for the future.
@@davidh7832 Who do you think grew up to make it a reality? People who saw this and thought "challenge accepted".
@@oftenseen22 haha maybe
He told you of the tp shortages too
@@davidh7832 Nah, we wouldn't have been. We all saw it coming.
"I think the military's not ready for you" I died😆
"Can I earn some money in the comfort of my own home when I watch TV?"
Yes, it's call as home-office...
Beer!!!! I should have known! Lol
Lol
Hey, all you need to score is beer.
2:05 Butthead is 100% correct on this.
Just think Beavis would be perfect for today's job. When he said working from home watching TV. Alot of people do that now. He was ahead of his time
No one wins money by sitting home and watching TV. Home yes, doing NOTHING and watching TV? No.
Beavis says “and I want FIREthrowers!!” When he’s a general in the military.
Beavis really wants to be in the military just for blowing up things for fun
Uhhh-heh heh… He said blowing! Uhhh, uhhh-heh heh… blowing
He'd be that psycho door gunner from "Full Metal Jacket."
There are some military personnel that join for that very reason.
@@DMalltheway Quite right. But many of them are "weeded out" if they are deemed too "volatile" and "unpredictable". Others are placed into "cannon fodder" units since the army isn't too picky when choosing men for nasty jobs where lots of "disposables" are needed.
Now when it comes to local militias and other paramilitary units... oh dear oh dear. As long as you believe in "their cause" you might as well be a complete sociopath wanting to kill people left, right and center.
Here's the sad part. In the cases the "volatile, violent, blowing-things-up-for-fun, sociopath" types survive their missions, the army has their work full trying to cover up, gloss over and shush down whatever they did.
OR the more dangerous "looked-like-an-upstanding-hard-working-man-but-turned-out-to-be-a-cold-psychopath-killing-civilians-for-fun" type.
@@paulallen8109 Sociopaths are able to shield their behavior much better under supervision so in the “weed out” stage they are not disqualified.
"Hey Beavis lets quit our jobs at Burgerworld"
XD XD XD
The irony is that would've been their ideal career choice. Free food, no boss at night to bug them, get to burn stuff in the fryers, long bathroom breaks
* "scuse me, Dick" *
I like Beavis war strategy. The enemy will be caught totally offguard when striking since they'll still be in bed with morning wood 💀
If I ever join the military, I want beevis to be in charge
I think MTV missed a huge chance at having a shopping network run strictly by Beavis and Butthead just selling random shit to people. You know, like maybe props from old shows or memorabilia or something. Limited edition Beavis and Butthead collector's plates. Even if I didn't want to buy something, I'd totally have it running in the background.
Yeah but then they'd have to use money to make more animation of the duo and for Judge voicing them.
Beavis planning a battle is basically me playing an RTS.
I love how the councilor says that the military is not ready for Beavis, not the other way around XD
"what's the use of working if you're just gonna end up like that dude" - fair point tbh
Please. Better be a complete stiff with a job than an unemployed bum with an attitude.
Lol beavis basically wanted to become Michael Bay
Who likes Michael Bay movies?
@@pauljordan4452 kids lol
The getting up at 5am part would be a deal killer for me too.
Beavis seems perfectly suited to the military