LONDON and SOUTHAMPTON tour dates: linktr.ee/andr... Support welcomed here: Exclusive content on PATREON: / andrewlawrencecomedy General contributions: PAYPAL: www.paypal.com...
LONDON and SOUTHAMPTON tour dates: linktr.ee/andrewlawrencetourdates Support welcomed here: Exclusive content on PATREON: www.patreon.com/AndrewLawrenceComedy General contributions: PAYPAL: www.paypal.com/paypalme/andrewlawrencecomedy
I heard they cut down 15 million trees in Scotland to build "green" energy wind turbines. The earth is cooler today than it was 4000 years ago and earth is greener today than it was 30-40 years ago according to this report from 2016. climate.nasa.gov/news/2436/co2-is-making-earth-greenerfor-now/ The UN says earth is boiling now but it's all one big hoax and we just keep paying more taxes to the globalist control freaks. We need to shut down UN, EU, WEF and the politicians that work for them.
As a student of history, this hysterical panic of net zero reminds of religious fundamentalism of the Middle Ages when heretics were burnt at the stake....
Exactly my take on it, future us will look back & be totally bemused by it, like we look at Salem or the Spanish Inquisition. Shame I won't be around to see it.
Yes like in Biblical times when upstart religious cults like the Christians were telling people if they didn't change their behaviour and repent their sins we would all die. Sounds very much like climate alarmists today preaching to the rest of us to change our sinful polluting behaviour or we're going to bring on the Apocalypse. Not a single Doomsday prophet in the history of Man has ever got it right. Maybe we should feed the climate clowns to the lions.
Yes...I'm Catholic and I can confirm we were burnt at the stake often. We were seen as a naturally renewable energy source by non-papists in less enlightened times. I certainly don't want to end up surrounded by kindling and tied to a stake, so I'm joining Just Stop Oil. It has to be said that polar bears are unspeakably cute, but I wouldn't try and cuddle one, lest I die a violent and bloody death amidst a welter of teeth and claws.
fun fact, petrol is guaranteed to always be available in whatever quantities are needed, and the price will definitely stay stable ensuring people can rely on it 100% without any concerns....
@@splaffyduck5787 My daughter informed me only yesterday that she learned in her hydrocarbons module in her degree course that there is estimated to be only 47 years worth of oil left. Ho hum, I still hope she gets her degree.
While they're scaring people with warning of hot weather I am afraid that cold temperatures, lack of proper heating and lack of food is what's gonna face a lot of people this winter.
£50 million in aid to China last year,and £6.5 billion to India this year. And Sunak is telling us to pay more to be "green"? Some people have absolutely no self-awareness.
@davidbarlow350 That's about the UK government attempting to buy influence in countries to benefit British businesses. The same businesses which do their very best to avoid paying any tax to the UK treasury.
The British government *absolutely does NOT pay bribes to foreign governments to secure favourable trade deals or influence!* Aid, aid on the other hand is perfectly OK. You see aid is aid and not a bribe. No siree! Aid. Not a bribe!
the point is it's about unpredictable and extreme weather patterns - so the fact that there was barely a summer with a few points of surprisingly high temperatures actually fits the theory. Global temperature records keep getting broken again and again, don't pretend that the 40 degree days the UK saw last year were normal. similarly the weird period of -14 last year, not normal weather for the UK. Get your head out of the sand.
@@MrReubenTishkoff The previous record of around 38 degrees (which was only from 2019) was broken several times over that heatwave, with other locations recording temps of over 39 degrees. Nearby in Northern France there were also various places with temperatures up to 45 degrees. Various other countries broke their all-time temperature records again this summer. Not difficult at all to see a pattern.
As a Londoner we are told in a local council flyer that climate change will end up with London the same temperature as the south of France within 10yrs if we do not do something about it. I am ! Appalled " at this and taking direct action personally to do something about it. Waiting 10yrs is to long, hence I am burning tractor tyres en mass daily, in the hope it only takes 5yrs.
@@betterwithtime9395 Yes that's right India did send a probe to the Sun ! i was a bit worried at the time but they said it's alright were sending it up at night 😄
How to deal with a climate cult member: "Man made climate change is a hoax." "B.b.b.but.. 97% of scientists agree it's the biggest threat to humanity!!!!" "Yeah??? Name THREE of them. In fact, just name ONE." QED
Climate change the new religion. If I was to quote the biblical book of revelation that mentions changing weather patterns I would be called a religious nutter. It sounds to me like the pot calling the kettle black.
People can always keep warm by sitting in their burning EV and can travel to visit Aunt Maud by riding on their heat pump. Problem solved, I'm such a genius.😅
@@JohnJohnson-vd2hpTrue that. Liebour, Tory, Limp Dems, all are committed to the green CO2 bollocks. The UK produces some 3% of man made CO2. And mankind only produces 4% of all the CO2 that makes its way into the atmosphere each year naturally. Even if we make all our Net Zero targets the net result is likely to so small as to be immeasurable.
Keith Kuntabout should be PM and give us all our freedom back. Canada will lead the world with the next conservative government that will stop all this nonsense. Our current PM is a buffoon and ridiculed around the world for his woke agenda. The tide is turning.
There are a few UA-cam Vids of the South Devon Raiway between Dawlish and Teignmouth..the sea is occasionally close enough to splash the rails! It was built in the 1840's, and still funtions quite happily, unaware that it should be underwater if previous "Experts" had beenright in their Doom-mongering...
Al Gore, the climate change alarmist of two decades ago spent millions of dollars on a beachfront house... Rash of him, what with rising sea levels and all, eh?
The Moghul of the UK has announced that the Anglo-Saxons who originally conquered that cold, wet and miserable island, will still get their beatings...only a little later...rejoice...!
I heard one MP talking about the fact that the UK's missing out on making money because they're not manufacturing their own "green energy" bits n bobs. He basically said that it's the new, big thing.. And that's all it is, apart from effing up the climate because we're hardly going to have any tress and wildlife left, if they get their way. The circle of life which is vital to every single aspect of life, from the tiniest of bugs, predatory animals, to the way the Earth produces vital gasses, in order for things to run smoothly, is going to be put out of kilter. Not to mention what they're doing to our oceans and skies.....
So disappointed with Rishi…..We (over here in the good old US of A) need all of your oil and gas, and we’re not going to get it unless all you dings switch to electric. It takes a lot of petrol to drive my Ford F350 Dually 🇺🇸 to the Walmart Megastore at 2am on Thursday to buy guns, booze and lottery tickets; and i need your petrol in my tank to get there.
Amazingly coastal properties continue to be expensive with no concern for ice caps imminently melting and sea levels allegedly soon to rise and subsume such abodes. Meanwhile remote hilltop shacks are used as sheep shelters. Very strange.
There is a view promoted by Owen Jones that as Britain was the first Industrial nation this has to be taken into account when arguing that Britain only contributes a piddling amount to total Global warming. Maybe, if proponents of this myopic view hauled their heads out from their ass holes and looked at Global history they would realise that other countries like America and Germany were hot on GB's tail, regarding their Industrial Revolutions. Also, what about all the forest fires and volcanic activity, such as in 1815/16 or thereabouts and Krakatoa that coincided with the Industrial Revolutions?
Did you see Blair, Ardern and a bunch of other globalist scumbags flying in to Canada in private jets the other day for a "climate conference"? A fleet of gas-guzzling SUVs drove them from the airport to the ultra-plush hotel... One rule for them, eh?
But Sunak has not lifted the ban on petrol and diesel, the rules on the percentage of electric cars sold each year are still in place, so you will not be able to buy a petrol or diesel car after 2028.
Well said China 🇨🇳 Wouldn't it be easier if we rolled back the years, went super duper retro and started living in caves again? We could watch endless episodes of the Flintstones to see how it's done 😂
Seal level rise is 1/16 inch per year. Around 200 parts per million is too low for plants to live. We're at a little over 400 parts per million. When plants were at 4000 parts per million they exploded and was the most prolific.
Absolutely correct, latest data from NASA and NOAA satellite data shows average global temperatures falling since 2014. Next they'll be preaching the coming ice age.
LONDON and SOUTHAMPTON tour dates: linktr.ee/andrewlawrencetourdates
Support welcomed here:
Exclusive content on PATREON: www.patreon.com/AndrewLawrenceComedy
General contributions: PAYPAL: www.paypal.com/paypalme/andrewlawrencecomedy
Spot On Mate
I heard they cut down 15 million trees in Scotland to build "green" energy wind turbines. The earth is cooler today than it was 4000 years ago and earth is greener today than it was 30-40 years ago according to this report from 2016.
climate.nasa.gov/news/2436/co2-is-making-earth-greenerfor-now/
The UN says earth is boiling now but it's all one big hoax and we just keep paying more taxes to the globalist control freaks.
We need to shut down UN, EU, WEF and the politicians that work for them.
If anyone believes a word of the unelected fifth columnist PM then they're dumber than I thought.
As a student of history, this hysterical panic of net zero reminds of religious fundamentalism of the Middle Ages when heretics were burnt at the stake....
Exactly my take on it, future us will look back & be totally bemused by it, like we look at Salem or the Spanish Inquisition. Shame I won't be around to see it.
Reminds me of the Medieval
Warm Period (all them burnings?)
when it was warmer than today
(way before the industrial revolution)🤔
Yes like in Biblical times when upstart religious cults like the Christians were telling people if they didn't change their behaviour and repent their sins we would all die. Sounds very much like climate alarmists today preaching to the rest of us to change our sinful polluting behaviour or we're going to bring on the Apocalypse. Not a single Doomsday prophet in the history of Man has ever got it right. Maybe we should feed the climate clowns to the lions.
Yes...I'm Catholic and I can confirm we were burnt at the stake often. We were seen as a naturally renewable energy source by non-papists in less enlightened times. I certainly don't want to end up surrounded by kindling and tied to a stake, so I'm joining Just Stop Oil. It has to be said that polar bears are unspeakably cute, but I wouldn't try and cuddle one, lest I die a violent and bloody death amidst a welter of teeth and claws.
@@vaseofflowers4619 Catholic Mary Tuder burned her way through not just a few, too.
NOT TO MENTION THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Fun fact its more expensive to insure an electric car then a petrol or a diesel , another reason not to buy one 😊
But an exploding EV can keep you warm when your AAA+ rated house has no power!
fun fact, petrol is guaranteed to always be available in whatever quantities are needed, and the price will definitely stay stable ensuring people can rely on it 100% without any concerns....
@@splaffyduck5787
My daughter informed me only yesterday that she learned in her hydrocarbons module in her degree course that there is estimated to be only 47 years worth of oil left. Ho hum, I still hope she gets her degree.
While they're scaring people with warning of hot weather I am afraid that cold temperatures, lack of proper heating and lack of food is what's gonna face a lot of people this winter.
Well they do seem to keep bursting into 🔥 so it's an increased fire risk I guess.
£50 million in aid to China last year,and £6.5 billion to India this year.
And Sunak is telling us to pay more to be "green"?
Some people have absolutely no self-awareness.
Sunak is quite self aware. He's the best PM India ever had.
@davidbarlow350
That's about the UK government attempting to buy influence in countries to benefit British businesses. The same businesses which do their very best to avoid paying any tax to the UK treasury.
And £650m to turkey to build a train line.
You forgot nukraine £'s
The British government *absolutely does NOT pay bribes to foreign governments to secure favourable trade deals or influence!*
Aid, aid on the other hand is perfectly OK. You see aid is aid and not a bribe. No siree! Aid. Not a bribe!
We've had about 5 days of Global Warming this year, yet the BBC forgets about the other 360 days.
Exactly. A couple of hot days in early September, followed by a spoiler preview of October. And nobody talks about it.
the point is it's about unpredictable and extreme weather patterns - so the fact that there was barely a summer with a few points of surprisingly high temperatures actually fits the theory. Global temperature records keep getting broken again and again, don't pretend that the 40 degree days the UK saw last year were normal. similarly the weird period of -14 last year, not normal weather for the UK. Get your head out of the sand.
@@splaffyduck5787please remove that tin foil hat. Absolute hogash....
@@splaffyduck5787also bear in mind the highest temperatures were collected near an airport tarmac.
@@MrReubenTishkoff The previous record of around 38 degrees (which was only from 2019) was broken several times over that heatwave, with other locations recording temps of over 39 degrees. Nearby in Northern France there were also various places with temperatures up to 45 degrees. Various other countries broke their all-time temperature records again this summer. Not difficult at all to see a pattern.
As a Londoner we are told in a local council flyer that climate change will end up with London the same temperature as the south of France within 10yrs if we do not do something about it. I am ! Appalled " at this and taking direct action personally to do something about it. Waiting 10yrs is to long, hence I am burning tractor tyres en mass daily, in the hope it only takes 5yrs.
That means Scotland will become as warm as the North Pole then as well ha ha
South of France is a popular place for tourist.
As a frequent visitor to Scotland, it would take a nuclear war to give them half decent weather up there. @@MrCheswickMusic
@@hiramabiff2017 Ha ha definitely mate, it's tops off & sunbeds out up there when it's 1 degree above freezing
Did it explain why it's a bad thing?
No matter what these Climate Change Activists say i would never get rid of my OLD BOILER ! you can take the Mother in Law though 😂😂😂
😅😅
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Even those polar bears are calling bull $#!t.
Of course they are, they're supposed to be extinct according to the scientists, but their population has actually increased.
The hunting of Polar bears ended about 50 years ago. Despite what that old Marxist Attenborough says Polar bears are doing well!
Exactly Keith. India and China couldn't give a rat's a*se about the climate and sending aid to these countries in particular is ridiculous.
So much so, they actually eat the rat's arses.
Didn’t India just launch a rocket to the moon and a probe to the sun? So we paid for that 😂🎉
@@betterwithtime9395 Yes that's right India did send a probe to the Sun ! i was a bit worried at the time but they said it's alright were sending it up at night 😄
I couldn't give a rats arse either.
Corrupt politicians lining their own pockets while 🤮 out BS.
Our King in France banging-on Climate Change???
Give it a rest Chas!!🤡🤣
The turd 😂
big eared fool wef sellout
@@wideawakenotwoke6178 Unflushable
I vote for Keith C**tabout for prime minister. I'd vote for him over our existing crap politicians any day!!👏👏👏❤️🇬🇧
They are not politicians,they are opportunists.
Good old Keith Kuntabout spreading the message
My favourite Andrew Lawrence character.
I'd pay good money to watch Keef kicking the shte out of Johnny Smugface.
@@raypurchase801
Watch out for PC pisspot
How to deal with a climate cult member:
"Man made climate change is a hoax."
"B.b.b.but.. 97% of scientists agree it's the biggest threat to humanity!!!!"
"Yeah??? Name THREE of them. In fact, just name ONE."
QED
Climate change the new religion. If I was to quote the biblical book of revelation that mentions changing weather patterns I would be called a religious nutter. It sounds to me like the pot calling the kettle black.
My man! Keith! your wisdom will filter through the fog of lies and corporate control! and bs! We will overcome!
Am sick of people waiting for the ...final straw. It's already happened.
People can always keep warm by sitting in their burning EV and can travel to visit Aunt Maud by riding on their heat pump. Problem solved, I'm such a genius.😅
I'm grateful for the good news. Its an early warning they're going to stuff us.
When Edd Milliband found out about this He almost Spat his Bacon sandwich out 😂😂😂
@@JohnJohnson-vd2hpTrue that. Liebour, Tory, Limp Dems, all are committed to the green CO2 bollocks.
The UK produces some 3% of man made CO2. And mankind only produces 4% of all the CO2 that makes its way into the atmosphere each year naturally. Even if we make all our Net Zero targets the net result is likely to so small as to be immeasurable.
Many thanks, Andrew. How I wish you were a politician saying these thing that are so obvious to ordinary folk.
Keith Kuntabout should be PM and give us all our freedom back. Canada will lead the world with the next conservative government that will stop all this nonsense. Our current PM is a buffoon and ridiculed around the world for his woke agenda. The tide is turning.
There are a few UA-cam Vids of the South Devon Raiway between Dawlish and Teignmouth..the sea is occasionally close enough to splash the rails! It was built in the 1840's, and still funtions quite happily, unaware that it should be underwater if previous "Experts" had beenright in their Doom-mongering...
According to the predictions, the Seychelles should have disappeared long ago
Al Gore, the climate change alarmist of two decades ago spent millions of dollars on a beachfront house... Rash of him, what with rising sea levels and all, eh?
Well done Andrew. Speaking very eloquently for anyone with any common sense, who is paying attention, and is fully aware it's all BS.
The Moghul of the UK has announced that the Anglo-Saxons who originally conquered that cold, wet and miserable island, will still get their beatings...only a little later...rejoice...!
The world is always alright when Keith is about 😊
There’s enough hot air coming out of the Commons and Lords to keep the country powered up for decades.
But if his party does get elected, then he will do a double u-turn. More u-turns than a driving instructor working overtime.
Plot twist: We need MORE CO2, not less! 😉
That's true, so when we get down to net zero, what will plants absorb?
CO2 is known as the gas of life
With every light burning in no10 of an evening, and at tax payers expense.
Meanwhile the sale of candles as sky rocketed amongst the populace.
It’s the biggest scam ever being committed on us human being.
Nah there's a bigger one that has been pushed now by four by twos for decades
My My Keith anybody would think that you knew what you were talking about, spot on as usual, Bravo.
He won't get anywhere talking sense like this
Great to see Keeeth back,,,with true common sense analysis.
Brilliant 👏
Agreed. Keith is excellent
Absolutely spot on. Brilliant.
I just want to remind everyone that no one voted for net zero but the last election we pretty much voted against it
Didn't we learn at school in the 70's that the likes of new York city ( in parts ) because of climate change "
Be underwater .🤔 🇬🇧
The voice of the nation. I endorse this message.
Well said Keith C’about 😎
Always enjoy listening to Keith!
Wealth and money transfer SCAM
I couldn't give a toss about the bloody planet even if climate change was real. I just want cheap food, petrol and energy. At least I'm honest.
Excellent round up of the climate sham. 👏👏👏
Still waiting for the ice age we were promised in the 1970's
And the jetpacks
You really should go into politics Andrew, I'd vote for you, and I'm not alone. Make more sense than those tossers in parliament.
The privvy council are all tribe members
When they say 'give us your money or you'll pork it'! You know its a scam!
Bloody well said, Keeeeeeef!
My sentiments exactly.👍 I've been saying this ever since Greta first started her rant.
Whatever sunak does always benefits him and his friends
110% AGREE LISTEN BEFORE YOU LOSE THE LOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I heard one MP talking about the fact that the UK's missing out on making money because they're not manufacturing their own "green energy" bits n bobs. He basically said that it's the new, big thing.. And that's all it is, apart from effing up the climate because we're hardly going to have any tress and wildlife left, if they get their way. The circle of life which is vital to every single aspect of life, from the tiniest of bugs, predatory animals, to the way the Earth produces vital gasses, in order for things to run smoothly, is going to be put out of kilter. Not to mention what they're doing to our oceans and skies.....
Well said. Shame you aren't prime minister or at least ruler of Great (not so) Britain.
Its net zero that’s screwed all of us!
Awesome but just one point of clarity - no turtles are dying cos of driving, heating, lighting. WEF plan
As usual Keith your observations are spot on mate 👍
Best be careful saying Keef is a sex pest, you may get the Russell Brand treatment!!
So disappointed with Rishi…..We (over here in the good old US of A) need all of your oil and gas, and we’re not going to get it unless all you dings switch to electric. It takes a lot of petrol to drive my Ford F350 Dually 🇺🇸 to the Walmart Megastore at 2am on Thursday to buy guns, booze and lottery tickets; and i need your petrol in my tank to get there.
Give it an extra rev for me, burn a bit more of our gas😂
I just wish I could afford an F350 Dually... might even be tempted to swap in a Cummins. To help save the planet!
It's all about control nothing nore nothing less
more co2 = more plants= more vegan food (which they are pushing rather than healthy meat)
The irony is, if they halved the carbon in the atmosphere, the plants couldn't survive.
Park your EV next to your heat pump. When the EV ignites it will heat your home, This will help with the cost of living crisis ....
Careful Keith you might get Branded
Net zero is a complete load of bollox. I love V8 petrol engines, leather jackets, eating dairy, and don’t give a shit for she-boy soy lovers.
I could not agree more 👍👍👍
Amazingly coastal properties continue to be expensive with no concern for ice caps imminently melting and sea levels allegedly soon to rise and subsume such abodes. Meanwhile remote hilltop shacks are used as sheep shelters. Very strange.
There is a view promoted by Owen Jones that as Britain was the first Industrial nation this has to be taken into account when arguing that Britain only contributes a piddling amount to total Global warming. Maybe, if proponents of this myopic view hauled their heads out from their ass holes and looked at Global history they would realise that other countries like America and Germany were hot on GB's tail, regarding their Industrial Revolutions. Also, what about all the forest fires and volcanic activity, such as in 1815/16 or thereabouts and Krakatoa that coincided with the Industrial Revolutions?
When they lead by example, i might then take an interest.
Did you see Blair, Ardern and a bunch of other globalist scumbags flying in to Canada in private jets the other day for a "climate conference"? A fleet of gas-guzzling SUVs drove them from the airport to the ultra-plush hotel... One rule for them, eh?
But Sunak has not lifted the ban on petrol and diesel, the rules on the percentage of electric cars sold each year are still in place, so you will not be able to buy a petrol or diesel car after 2028.
When comedian's make more sense than parliament or the MSM , WTF
Good news is just a pressure valve released until the next provocation.
Not that it matters anyway, were punch drunk and cowed now. With 0 resistance.
Exactly!!!!!
BRILLIANT, AND MORE TO THE POINT ACCURATE.. THE VOICE OF HOPE, IN THE WILDERNESS
Well said China 🇨🇳
Wouldn't it be easier if we rolled back the years, went super duper retro and started living in caves again? We could watch endless episodes of the Flintstones to see how it's done 😂
Strangely the feeling that I'm in someone's cross airs hasn't gone away.
Im voting Keith ❤
Spot on 👍👍
Climate covid austerity all cons to fleece the Working people and the poor
It's a great business plan to become very rich,
I have to agree with all you've said
Nonseraty 😂🤣 fkin love it.
The people buying up the world plan to live forever. 😂😂😂😂
As usual, telling it like it is.
Well said Andrew
What a very refreshing explanation which we’re all thinking but never gets a voice in mainstream media bubble.
Seal level rise is 1/16 inch per year. Around 200 parts per million is too low for plants to live. We're at a little over 400 parts per million. When plants were at 4000 parts per million they exploded and was the most prolific.
Being destroyed from within
Well said Keith a cult Indeed
Keith another genius assessment, spot on as usual.
Re elected? Big eared dwarf wasn't the first time.
Its still going ahead and accelerated after the election
7 houses Sunak! What a C!
Absolutely correct, latest data from NASA and NOAA satellite data shows average global temperatures falling since 2014. Next they'll be preaching the coming ice age.
I wonder what Johnny Smugface would make of all these very logical points made by Keith. Ps please do more Johnny Smugface Andrew!!
Glad your surname is back to it's original, Keith is a great comedy creation. Keep it up, Ramp it up. Pump it farking up.
Has nothing to do with the election
Whatever we do in the UK will make no difference globally.
I can't understand how anyone ever took that nonsense seriously.
Greta would say, “how dare you”.
Why ? Because our elite are cnuts.
They hate us.
What exactly is so great about the current climate? Perhaps we need to ask
Bang on the money Andy. Great video 😊
The best sum up of the day's news.😊
Brilliant
Right on mate..
Always up for a bit o keef.
Oi...oi 😂
Keith is back,welcome,we've missed ya.