Best SciFi Storytime 1589 - Flagship & Bringing In The Big Guns | HFY | Humans Are Space Orcs

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  • @SiegeTF
    @SiegeTF 2 роки тому +92

    The first story was pretty much what the Anti-Spiral race from Gurren Lagan was afraid of.

    • @roboticfish317
      @roboticfish317 2 роки тому +20

      I'm still salty over the fucking ending he deserve to have a happy ending with his wife

    • @asdrubaelvect8038
      @asdrubaelvect8038 2 роки тому +4

      @@roboticfish317 KAAAAAMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @firedirewolf
      @firedirewolf 2 роки тому +6

      was thinking they were going Brainiac and the reason everything was disappearing was because they were downloading it or something... either way, hope we don't do something like that...

    • @bassman28031
      @bassman28031 2 роки тому +4

      This spiral galaxy is the drill that will pierce the HEAVENS!!!!!!!

    • @Mac12366
      @Mac12366 Рік тому

      I thought the Anti-Spiral people were afraid of spiral energy growing into a singularity that would cause reality to collapse and kill everything? (Something along those lines) and that is why they forced Spiral races to stay under a certain population and purged anyone who got too big.

  • @terrorcop101
    @terrorcop101 2 роки тому +36

    Story 1: Humans=cosmic horror to make Lovecraft envious

  • @DepressedCrow
    @DepressedCrow 2 роки тому +44

    there's always a bigger fish, or should I say, a bigger gun!

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 2 роки тому +1

      Or bigger Death Star

    • @kerwinbrown4180
      @kerwinbrown4180 2 роки тому +1

      And a tale of am even bigger gun.

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 2 роки тому +2

      @@kerwinbrown4180 with so many smaller guns attached to it that it looks like an even bigger gun

    • @ChaosLierLen
      @ChaosLierLen 2 роки тому +2

      Imagine a gas giant size station whose massive superweapon is a hyper acceleration launcher for dreadnaughts.

    • @kerwinbrown4180
      @kerwinbrown4180 2 роки тому +1

      @@Allantitan Isn't that essentially a Gatling gun?

  • @silvadelshaladin
    @silvadelshaladin 2 роки тому +38

    Nico Dyson beam incoming. At that point you don't even need to leave your system to annihilate another.

  • @SerunaXI
    @SerunaXI 2 роки тому +33

    So, humans have turned a galaxy into a space ship? Pft. Imagine turning a constellation of galaxies into a weapon.

  • @4eversight781
    @4eversight781 2 роки тому +28

    First one: what?
    Second one: measuring contests

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 2 роки тому +5

      The first story sounds exactly like something humanity would do, use a supermasive blackhole as a power source for an engine powerful enough to move a galaxy, and turn every uninhabitable, resource drained world into a weapons array. If not turning the stars of resource drained systems into weapons arrays.

    • @4eversight781
      @4eversight781 2 роки тому +2

      I thought the humans accidentally created a murderous hot-potato on a galactic scale

  • @magnusarsmagna5896
    @magnusarsmagna5896 2 роки тому +8

    The first story is basically Getter Robo summarized.

  • @ProfessorRaiParadox
    @ProfessorRaiParadox Рік тому +6

    You cant fear the end if you dont live long enough to experience 😎

  • @victortahlor4038
    @victortahlor4038 Рік тому

    Thank you for the reading

  • @fl4ming_r4ven
    @fl4ming_r4ven 2 роки тому +8

    Oh man, this is gonna be so good!

  • @MrJay_White
    @MrJay_White 2 роки тому +13

    story 1. "we have this story called the xeelee sequence"

  • @jeroylenkins1745
    @jeroylenkins1745 2 роки тому +1

    4:20 arm!

  • @Ryu_D
    @Ryu_D 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you for the video.

  • @mllhild
    @mllhild 2 роки тому +5

    Bigger is better! 10 out of 10 size queens agree

  • @bandiras2
    @bandiras2 2 роки тому +8

    A bigger gun is always better.

  • @kashkara_8943
    @kashkara_8943 2 роки тому +2

    Boom big bada boom

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 2 роки тому +6

    Greetings, Mentlegent!
    For the Rhythm that is Algo
    Story 1: Humans activated cheat mode. It was very effective.
    Story 2: Go big or go home.

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 2 роки тому +4

    neat

  • @Kualinar
    @Kualinar Рік тому

    Piss off humanity, and humanity transforms whole galaxies into space ships. Well... That's overkill. But, just slightly.

  • @jimmycoyote74
    @jimmycoyote74 2 роки тому +2

    For the algorithm

  • @olegarioberrones
    @olegarioberrones Рік тому

    😮😮

  • @anathardayaldar
    @anathardayaldar 2 роки тому +4

    The universe has a center? Where is it?

    • @therewillbefire1833
      @therewillbefire1833 2 роки тому +1

      Where the Big Bang happened.

    • @Krokmaniak
      @Krokmaniak 2 роки тому

      @@therewillbefire1833 So everywhere. It's been so everywhere, you don't need a where. You don't even need a when. That's how "every" it gets.

  • @RJStockton
    @RJStockton Рік тому

    Just 13 trillion inhabitants of a Dyson sphere? That's like, maybe 1/1,000,000th of their capacity. Get with the program, humans.

  • @Eboreg2
    @Eboreg2 2 роки тому +2

    I'm sorry, Mutsu-class battleships? I kind of thought that the name "Mutsu" would have been retired from the battleship name roster after what happened to the last one in 1943.

    • @WE_DONT_LIE
      @WE_DONT_LIE Рік тому

      But no air=no aircraft

    • @Eboreg2
      @Eboreg2 Рік тому

      @@WE_DONT_LIE I'm talking about the one that blew up in harbor for no apparent reason.

    • @WE_DONT_LIE
      @WE_DONT_LIE Рік тому

      @@Eboreg2 for no reason at all

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 2 роки тому

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 2 роки тому +3

    For the Algorithm11!

  • @kaelcoates2396
    @kaelcoates2396 2 роки тому +4

    Can someone please better explain what happened in the first story?

    • @madgamer7890
      @madgamer7890 2 роки тому

      Basically the humans weaponized the center of the universe and started stealing plants and galaxies to turn into ships

    • @queen-lilyorjiako268
      @queen-lilyorjiako268 Рік тому

      From what I gathered, the humans isolated the Via Lactea and turned it into a spaceship of sorts. Then they went "huh, I wonder if this would work with a galaxy" and you know the rest.

  • @dantreadwell7421
    @dantreadwell7421 2 роки тому +1

    1.) Yikes

  • @Zael_Moonblade
    @Zael_Moonblade Рік тому

    What did they do to piss of humanity so?

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 Рік тому

    56th, 26 February 2023

  • @ChrissieBear
    @ChrissieBear 2 роки тому +1

    Excuse me, but why were the fuck were the humans genociding the whole universe?

  • @henryknepp
    @henryknepp 2 роки тому +1

    Fta

  • @RichardsNickname
    @RichardsNickname 2 роки тому +4

    first story was waaay to unrealistic i couldn't hold my disbelief at all

    • @xxXXRAPXXxx
      @xxXXRAPXXxx 2 роки тому +4

      Just because it is "unrealistic" to out current lvl of technology doesn't mean it is universally unrealistic. Few hundred years ago people thought that speaking with someone 1000 km away instantly would be unrealistic same with areoplanes made out of steel or going faster than sound.

    • @queen-lilyorjiako268
      @queen-lilyorjiako268 Рік тому

      I think you're confusing "hard to grasp" with "unrealistic".

  • @____________838
    @____________838 2 роки тому

    Flagship: Scaling is for n00bs

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 2 роки тому +1

    For the algorithm

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 2 роки тому

    For the algorithm