The Guy Who's Too Cool to Know Things
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Why would anybody want US Fiat dollars that are constantly stolen from you in purchasing power terms??
US Dollars 💵 are Only SLAVERY ⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️
Ryan, have you heard of New York City?
Who?
@@edwardinfante2602I think that the guy starting the thread is just a fan of the rapper/athlete in the video.
so this is the best you got to promote you unfunny pathetic sh1t🤦♂
Ryan in his mind: They're totally falling for me playing a fool.
What the people actually think: This guy has got the weirdest pickup lines.
Legit, this is what I thought you'd have to do to impress girls when I was a kid.
@@lawsattitude1999😂same
With how entitled everyone feels, that wouldnt surprise me..
but with how depraved people are, it wouldnt surprise me if its also was true..
and true for men as well, i mean girls with "bodycounts" thats not men being perverts lol thats on you.
Wouldn’t they notice the camera person
I’m not surprised that the black ladies were totally down with the fact that Ryan doesn’t work. They don’t either.
Ryan Long is hilarious, it's just a shame I've never heard of him.
Good one
Perfect.
touche
This video was very informative, I learned of a lot of different people today.
Shots fired😂
No idea how I stumbled upon this video, because to be honest I had never heard of this guy before.
Ryan who ?
That's nothing, I haven't even heard of UA-cam.
Yeah but what's a video? Is that what perverts do to watch others? /s
Video? What is a video? Is it a term all these people who are 24/7 stuck on their phones use?
Idea? Is that like a Swedish furniture thing or?
Those 2 ladies were so sweet. Ryan rizzin em up. Would've gotten their digits for sure if only he had a phone.
They 100 percent thought he was homeless lol
It was "good" he was unemployed lmap
Or if he knew what digits were
He’s too cool to care about some wench’s phone number.
I loved that interaction lol
This is the coolest guy I've ever seen.
I´ve never actually heard of him. Is he any good as I´ve never really seen any of his stuff... I mean, why would I? I don´t even know who he is or why I am in here replying to your post. Who are you again?
Never heard of the guy. Ryan something? Whatever.
yeah, he's OK. I was busy doing cool guy shit. What was his name?
If he gets any cooler, he'd be President.
Dude makes me cringe! Lol!! I don't know how you don't crease bro. 😂😛
I love how one of his alter egos is online 24/7 solving every major world issue and the other literally knows nothing about anything
lol
The skillets are complementary, so you don't need an alter ego for that.
I know people like that... they are only interested in whatever their friends are interested in and they dont care about other topics
@@BillClinton228 Wouldn't it be the opposite? Where your group might be discussing some celebrity or movie, and you just cannot bring yourself to care, so you go "Yeah, Jay Z. That sure is a name that I know nothing about." But then you care about the topics that you are actually interested in.
Or are our experiences just different?
No the joke is this guy is pretending not to spend all day on the internet - he knows
Those ladies were delightful. Supportive to the end.
Because most of the men they know who are that disconnected have been locked up in prison. They know what happens if you don't kowtow to and cajole them.
They where even supportive of him when he didn't have or want a job. My bitch girlfriend could learn alot from these ladies.
Those ladies feel like everything right with the soul of America.
And that feels nice, especially amidst such stygian days-
I'm not sure man, she was threatening to sue the cameraman's s.
when she mentioned that the camera man is laughing, that brought me to tears. he probably couldn't hold it together like Ryan was
"I'm unemployed" "oh that's good, get that money" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What she heard was "I'm an entrepreneur."
@@nathanchristensen8203 Exactly.. free money
Or she heard welfare
Life's not for me
Captain America after coming out of ice be like..
You somehow managed to make me crack a smile with a joke I usually hate and a reference to something I hate, good job man. Also, I never heard of anything I just said.
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer. "Your world frightens and confuses me".
"I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing" - Socrates, whoever that was.
Good on ya
Those boomers so happy to find someone managing to survive without a phone was so wholesome.. he's living the dream they've been missing for 20 years.
BUZZWORD ALERT. TIMES TWO. MASSIVE CRINGE.
You’re an NPC.
2:03 Looks Ryan up-and-down to see if he is a real person.
When Ryan said he's not really "plugged into the matrix like that", I was hoping they would have asked if he's seen The Matrix.
I actually legitimately haven't watched the Matrix, am I missing out; and if so what order would you put them in, best to worst?
@@lazydoctorrjust watch the first one. No need for the others
@lazydoctorr I'd say you need to watch the first three (they tried doing a fourth) at least once but the first one is really the only one I've ever rewatched. It's worth it even if you're just there for the "I understand that reference" value.
@@lazydoctorr The first one is the only one that is a well written movie. The 2nd one is mostly just a pointless action movie where everybody has superpowers.
@@lazydoctorrJonny Mnemonic was better and had KMFDM feature in the film.
The old ladies were so wholesome haha
Middle aged.
You must be 12 if you think they're old ladies 🤣
@@chelseapoet3664 My bones started creaking reading the "old" comment.
BUZZWORD ALERT. MASSIVE CRINGE.
"Have you heard of the show 'Seinfeld?'"
"Yeah."
"I haven't." 🤣
“You should post this to UA-cam.”
“UA-cam? What’s that?”
The key to happiness in today's world.
Pretending not to know stuff?
What's happiness anyway?!
@@YourPalHDee Unironically
Have you heard of Jesus?
Is that a European type of cheese?
I don’t know.
Oh i don’t know either.
I heard it’s chewish.
Oh i see.
Knowing things is so whatever the last century was
I don't even know what a century is
Your comment really made me LOL thank you 🤣
Finally a character I can relate with, if I watched Ryan Long or whatever this video website thing is.
Who's Ryan long?
This character is both inspirational and aspirational. A 21st century Candide
Who?
Hats off to your general education, fellow literate!
I haven’t even heard of the French Revolution what are you talking about. They don’t have a king anymore? Since when?
@@Meyer-gp7nqbwahahah I should have expected that but it caught me off guard anyway
@@Meyer-gp7nqDidn't you watch the news about the capitol in 2020?
I like how the two older ladies were eating it right tf up 😂😂
Ryan Long? Who's that?
Is that like an NBA player or somethin?
Never heard of the guy
“I don’t know what suing is” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Those ladies' supportiveness are on another level.
- Listen I killed a man.
- Well at least you excersized a bit, hon'!
"I'm gonna sue his a** for a million dollars!"
"Please do. I don't even know what suing is."
😂😂😂
Wait did she say "Do you wanna see my ....tits? She trailed off at the end but it kinda makes sense after he was calling him a prevert. Lol.
Did anyone else notice when Ryan said he's unemployed the neon sign above his head read, "Get your Sh*t together"?! This dude is golden
"I'm unemployed"
"That's good get your money!"
💀
They probably “get that money” every month from the federal theft fund as well
“I’m kinda like the 1993 album by Nirvana, I’m unplugged. And I don’t even know ho Nirvana is either” that had me laughing so hard
Hilarious!! I have stupid friends that try to act like they're too cool to know anything this is awesome. Do a part 2
Considering everything he doesn't know is useless garbage, sounds like he's on to something. Amazes me how many people including myself fill their heads with useless information and don't understand the basics of economics. The thing I didn't agree with was the guy being unemployed, not wasting your brain on useless crap makes you productive as can be.
@@dixonhill1108I think you're taking this comedy sketch too seriously
@@dixonhill1108 I'll be the one laughing when aliens invade and challenge us to a trivia contest for the rights to Earth. We'll see how "useless" all that information is then, Mr. Practicality.
@@dixonhill1108 I think that you have a great perspective.
@@incongruous4 who's gonna tell him the best comedy is true :L
Those two ladies make a great straight man 😂.
Seriously. Talk about understanding the assignment!
I literally couldn't name 1 Taylor Swift song for $10 million cash right now.
Insert an ex's name and bam song title buddy.
Breakup.
I dont know if its a name, but given the general theme of her career I'm confident it is.
There was that one about the guy, and there's that other song about another guy. And then she had a different one that was about another different guy. You know the song.
What about $20 million in cash?
Likewise. Also couldn’t name more than one “kardashian”. And I couldn’t pick the one I do know out of a lineup. And I don’t know who the majority of the name drops in this video are. #Blessed
Do more street interviews. Those are usually gold.
They lady checking him out :-) after he says he has no phone.
Not only is he cool, he is genius. How can a man know of so many things he hasn’t heard of?
"Is that like a Starbucks thing because if it is I never heard of Starbucks." 😂
Those middle aged ladies were so sweet and friendly. I love them.
I meet so many people who don't work or barely work and still somehow get along in life. It's absolutely mind-blowing.
Social connections, begging, freelance, parents money
They probably work but just not in the conventional 9-5 drone style that's been hammered into us.
Yeah back when people like you were living in the wild you did maybe 5 to 10 minutes of hunting a day and the rest just drinking alcohol and having sex with your harem. The modern age totally sucks. Totally.@@phattjohnson
What’s work? You mean working out? Shame the bros miss the lifts :’(
"Ariana Grande? Is that a starbucks this? Because if so, I've never heard of Starbucks" haha
In fairness 10% of this is me lol
You miss a lot of useless stuff when you don't have social media but it's worth it.
word.
Thing is we've all met a guy exactly like this 😂
Defensive reaction to not knowing about eggs 😂 I see you Ryan
Clearly he would not have heard of Prince Harry, being on a privacy tour and all.
Ignorance isnt bliss , its fucking rad as fuck.
That sweet older lady went from being so kind to "I'm going to sue his ass for a million dollars" in seconds. 🤣🤣
this guy pretending to be a comedian is actually pretty good 😊
Wow, I never thought of my being out of touch with pop culture could have been coming off as cool all this time.
Fakebook taught me that the more I learn about people, and how they think, the more I am disappointed.....and I don't want to dislike people, so staying outside of the "trendy BS" as much as I can, keeps me happier.
I love those black ladies lmao
Too cool to know things like the difference between "whose" and "who's"
ah you beat me to it!
Are you sure? Who's looks right to me. Short for who is. The guy who is too cool to know things.
I don’t really pay attention to words like that. I’m more unplugged like that.
Eye don't no whom you thank you R, butt I am that cool 😎
Who’s is short for ‘who is’
This perfectly encapsulates the people who think it makes them look cool to pretend not to know who the subject of a UA-cam video is, despite the fact that it obviously interested them for some reason. If you really don't know who the person is, and don't care to find out, why did you watch the video?
😂
Never heard of Mr. Bean? Now i know you're lying.
That sounds a lot like “keeping it real”! Man, I don’t know about that sh*t. I’m keepin it real! 🤣
I wonder what this being does during time. I guess he's spent his whole life in stasis or some shit and woke up yesterday (he probably doesn't know what stasis is either, he's just that cool).
That lady wanted to give him a hug 🤗 so sweet
This is weirdly refreshing
"If that's like the Starbucks thing because if it is I never heard of Starubcks" :D I'm dying.
Whats funny is I can relate not because I'm too cool to know stuff I just care so little about lot of stuff.
What's "stuff"? I've never really heard of that
I can relate too not because I don’t care about stuff but just because I’m really cool
I'm unemployed *wearing his canada goose jacket*
Never heard of the thing I mentioned first 🤣
That convo mid way thru with the 2 ladies was HISTORICAL
Ryan’s level of angsty sarcasm is something to behold indeed
I bet he doesn't even look at explosions 💀
Ryan could be famous if anybody ever heard of him.
Ryan is like Brendan Fraser in Blast from the Past, where he spent his whole life in a bomb shelter and knows nothing of modern-day culture.
Ryan is also like Brendan Fraser in Encino Man, where he's an unfrozen caveman who knows nothing about modern-day culture.
Ryan is also like Brendan Fraser in George of the Jungle, where he spent his whole life in the jungle and knows nothing about modern-day culture.
I don't even know who Brendan Fraser is.
Love the street interviews. Fun/funny and worth it. thnx~
I would pray for one person to look at you and be like: are you ryan long? Yeah i never heard of that guy either.
Never heard of Nirvana but let me show you my Neutral Milk Hotel Vinyl I handcrank play on the gramophone.
I wouldn’t know honestly, I don’t even watch UA-cam or comedy or talk to people or read the news or really even wake up. I mostly just sit there and chill and just kind of like focus on my own thing.
It actually is true though that if you ignore 90% of politics and pop culture you will be completely fine, arguably better off.
Wow! A guy not addicted to poorn. Too bad I can’t txt him
Are you a fan of Drake? I don’t know of him 😂
Okay the two ladies are great people. I want to sue that camera man. 😂
Good bit Ryan. Thanks for the laugh. ❤
"The outside? never heard of it"
ever heard of Ryan Long ? nope 😂😂😂😂 love you buddy ❤
It's good, just subtly integrate it into every street interview ever.
"Palestine, is that where the toxic train derailed? Yeah never heard of it, oh in the middle east? Yeah never heard of it."
It's cool to not know things but I don't even know that really
This is kinda where I'm at. 😂 After the last 8 years we've had, I just got to a point where I said "my life is in shambles, I'm anxious and depressed, and you expect me to rustle up extra emotional capital to care about politics too? No more."
The first four were just fine, until the riots and theft
That's nice, comrade.
Up against the wall-
Well said.
The black lady "commending" him for being unemployed was an unintentional bonus for me
"do you like drake"
"no"
"I haven't even heard his name"
"cool" *leaves immediately*
😂
That coat youre wearing...I guess you havent heard people are getting mugged for them either??😂😂
By the time you're in your 40s this is 100% real.
POV: THIS is how we in Europe 🇪🇺 REALLY see the United States of America 🇺🇸 and their people: sympathetic and with a certain quarterback charm. Sorry not sorry❣️🤣😂
Lol, we’ll take it!! 😊
Thats okay. We see you as the family member we have to keep bailing out and who cant look at a map. Hey, we're all quirky on our own little ways.
I love how he brought the cameraman into it 😂
I would think that is actually really cool
Ryan Long is a close personal friend of mine, one of these days I’m going to meet him.
I have no idea what that is
Me actually looking up Pharaoh the kid cypher....
this is the way to live
Okay but being honest, I was happier before I knew who Mr. Beast was.
This was awesome. If I knew what awesome meant!
"The zeitgeist? Completed it mate."
“Life isn’t for me”
"Have you heard of the show Seinfeld? I haven't."
Bro this was the funniest thing ever
That guy is half me
Edit: I couldn’t stop laughing, I’m the guy that doesn’t know most modern day crap but obviously I know most of the stuff he’s talking about on the video
I don't even know how I wound up watching this video. Just clicked randomly on the internet while on break doing my own thing, I guess.
"Did you heard about Seinfeld? / I didn't!"
Ryan's no longer riding on the merry go round. He just had to let it go.
That’s awesome 😂
Hahaha! FINALLY! A ln impression of me that’s spot on lol
That's Ned Ryerson from Groundhog Day @2:11. Not that I've know who that is of course.
At least he knows everything he does not know about 😂
The way things are headed, this is less about comedy and more about life goals. 😄