Dizzy Realizes Her "Eggs" Are Almost Expired

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  • @goosmdoosm4755
    @goosmdoosm4755 3 місяці тому +376

    99% of breeders quit before a miracle happens.

    • @mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305
      @mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305 3 місяці тому +35

      With enough lust i can power up a dying star

    • @FriendlyArchpriest
      @FriendlyArchpriest Місяць тому

      Hello, call me miracle, because I was an "accident" in an out of comission factory, and it's not a good thing.

  • @hoppy8008
    @hoppy8008 3 місяці тому +228

    That explains all of that pregnancy stuff Lia was talking about on Phase Discord.

  • @NicoDoesLP
    @NicoDoesLP 3 місяці тому +278

    I love how in the beginning, hag was like an insult. Then the vtuber community collectively came together and were like "yeah we like that. Older women plz"

    • @takenokoclips
      @takenokoclips  3 місяці тому +57

      WE LOVE OLDER WOMEN!!!!

    • @NicoDoesLP
      @NicoDoesLP 3 місяці тому +12

      @@takenokoclips AMEN BROTHER

    • @Gabrhil
      @Gabrhil 3 місяці тому +29

      'Cause most of us are getting older too

    • @InquisitorJack
      @InquisitorJack 3 місяці тому

      One way of avoiding the responsibility of raising kids is to marry a woman who can’t have them

    • @kab6754
      @kab6754 3 місяці тому +2

      True ​@@Gabrhil

  • @leonidaspereirafilho499
    @leonidaspereirafilho499 3 місяці тому +154

    Just to be clear, yes, women get a set number from birth. Eggs development stop at around the 6th or 7th month of fetal development, from what I remember from embriology in medschool.
    Men, however, are always producing more viable spermatozoa since we possess the cells capable of doing so.

    • @smackheadedsqueakyweasel4624
      @smackheadedsqueakyweasel4624 3 місяці тому +17

      men are just better ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @OnePlayer480
      @OnePlayer480 3 місяці тому +25

      The only real limitation is that spermatozoa starts to drop in quality as age goes by, that's why you can notice a considerable curve on developmental problems if the father is above 40 when conceiving.
      That's also why the "older dad = the more autistic/weak/ill offspring" meme comes from.
      There's still a higher chance people will turn out normal, it's just bad luck if it happens to you. Really bad luck.

    • @leonidaspereirafilho499
      @leonidaspereirafilho499 3 місяці тому

      @@OnePlayer480 It increases so with women as well, even more if I remember so.

  • @loserinasuit7880
    @loserinasuit7880 3 місяці тому +42

    I have no eggs and I must scream. - Dizzy

  • @Vedues
    @Vedues 3 місяці тому +158

    She has eggs left?

    • @MyGamer125
      @MyGamer125 3 місяці тому +38

      I thought something smelled. Turned out her eggs are rotten.

  • @Kelpie-sb5bi
    @Kelpie-sb5bi 3 місяці тому +80

    Been watching since Dizzy’s eggs were fertile.

  • @TheJchio
    @TheJchio 3 місяці тому +25

    The saddest part is the final like 10% of a woman's eggs are also very weak and have a very hard time of successful fertilization.

    • @Niyucuatro
      @Niyucuatro 3 місяці тому +16

      and even after a succesfull fertilization, there are highly increased life-threatening risks for both the baby and the mother.

    • @axisrandom
      @axisrandom 3 місяці тому

      ⁠@@Niyucuatro
      While your statement is correct, it’s misleading.
      The chance of birth defects goes from .5% to 1%. So yeah a 100% increase but still, giving up your last chance to create life over the difference of a .5% chance.
      The above statement refers to only the baby in this scenario.
      Unfortunately, yes the mother is at higher risk of injury, however modern medicine is well equipped to deal with nearly any complications that arise.
      So a better way to say that “older women are at 100% more risk of birth defects(baby) and substantially more likely to be injured.”
      Older women marginally more likely to have birth defects in babies (~0.5%), more likely to sustain injury such as cesarean or other complications. With the percentage of assisted vaginal delivery at about (~33%) for first time mother’s at 35.
      Source: publications (.) gc (.) ca/collections/collection_2013/icis-cihi/H117-5-19-2011-eng (.) pdf
      Referenced source reviews patient outcomes in Canadian hospital care during 2006ish-2009ish.
      May provide some insight for anyone wanting to look at the actual stats in a first world country.
      Without professional care however the risks are far greater.

  • @Yawnz2
    @Yawnz2 3 місяці тому +150

    1:14 dude, that hand animation thing is GENIUS lmaoooo. Great edit man 😂😂
    Dizzy....when they say the clock is ticking they mean it literally 💀. Granted i dont think a woman can "run out of eggs" i think the whole factory just becomes inoperable at a certain point lol

    • @takenokoclips
      @takenokoclips  3 місяці тому +21

      Thank you lmao, and yeah... tick tock, Dizzy.

    • @Haddy_
      @Haddy_ 3 місяці тому +16

      I second this man, that editing choice was great.
      It's also funny imagining Luigi breaking the news to her.

    • @spartancam-rs5ru
      @spartancam-rs5ru 3 місяці тому +19

      Women do actually run out of eggs. You're born with a set amount of eggs and once they run out, that's it. So uh yeah, her egg box is empty.

    • @InfraSolart
      @InfraSolart 3 місяці тому +6

      A Mario and Luigi RPG reference is always unexpected and cool as heck

    • @nevisysbryd7450
      @nevisysbryd7450 3 місяці тому +7

      Women can run out of eggs. It is not that uncommon for women to run out before the factory is technically inoperable, albeit not long before.

  • @SpookSkellington
    @SpookSkellington 3 місяці тому +28

    With enough chickens you can reignite even a barren coup

  • @USELESSDCK
    @USELESSDCK 3 місяці тому +73

    Dizzy's eggs can still be revived guys, I swear

    • @SKH-mx8iy
      @SKH-mx8iy 3 місяці тому +7

      I can always try, try and try again! Maby some fm might happen

    • @Kelpie-sb5bi
      @Kelpie-sb5bi 3 місяці тому +3

      Surely!

    • @di3727
      @di3727 3 місяці тому +6

      *Jurassic Park theme intensifies* bro if we can revive Dizzy's eggs might as well revive T-Rex eggs, same process

    • @OhitsONnow
      @OhitsONnow 3 місяці тому +9

      With enough something we can dying star

    • @di3727
      @di3727 3 місяці тому +4

      @@OhitsONnow bro even the sun will extinguish itself, and with strange æons death may die

  • @ruikirisame1744
    @ruikirisame1744 3 місяці тому +58

    I can save her. But I don't think she wants me

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 3 місяці тому +51

    All according to plan to partake in Dizzy century eggs.
    Some real gourmet stuff.

  • @reaps912
    @reaps912 3 місяці тому +5

    Your timing in the editing (music, animations etc) on this is exquisite

  • @notusneo
    @notusneo 3 місяці тому +12

    With an enough force you can revive a dying star

  • @TheRealTonie
    @TheRealTonie 3 місяці тому +11

    And this is why we teach biology in school.

  • @mmpsp693
    @mmpsp693 3 місяці тому +27

    Great edit, great clip. Dizzy love. The bonus clip was also amazing.

  • @carborundum72
    @carborundum72 3 місяці тому +15

    Oh no, Dizzy wasting all her eggs, shaking my head.

  • @Decemeber1st
    @Decemeber1st 3 місяці тому +8

    With enough power you can refire a dying sun bros....

  • @YuasBirds
    @YuasBirds 3 місяці тому +7

    I can't believe I hold an egg of lust and wonder

  • @nyogtheeldritchgentleman
    @nyogtheeldritchgentleman 3 місяці тому +1

    1:32 I don’t know if this is a bit, but I feel a sense of loss whenever this kind of conversation comes up.

  • @joshuafalck_
    @joshuafalck_ 3 місяці тому +4

    I still feel bad about this

  • @Enexawr
    @Enexawr 3 місяці тому +6

    common Canadian education system L

  • @Pers0n97
    @Pers0n97 3 місяці тому +2

    That's a very bad cough, I hope she'll get that check out.

  • @TatcheeClips
    @TatcheeClips 3 місяці тому +2

    Peak BGM choice brother!

  • @lucinafailure
    @lucinafailure 3 місяці тому

    0:35.246 Longing, Dark Souls II Credits theme
    ua-cam.com/video/aJGjl6m_fog/v-deo.html.246

  • @MRboss11
    @MRboss11 3 місяці тому +2

    You can always freeze your eggs, dizzy

  • @soundrogue4472
    @soundrogue4472 3 місяці тому +2

    Keep in mind the more eggs a woman loses the more she likely she is to have baby rabies.

  • @nyogtheeldritchgentleman
    @nyogtheeldritchgentleman 3 місяці тому

    2:03 No. It is an abomination.

  • @reaps912
    @reaps912 3 місяці тому

    [ _Sans doing the Fortnite dance intensifies_ ]

  • @owlblocksdavid4955
    @owlblocksdavid4955 3 місяці тому +3

    Menopause is when you're in your 40s or 50s generally.
    How... How old is she?

    • @jdools4744
      @jdools4744 3 місяці тому

      Women start losing eggs in their late 20s

  • @rabbalabbadingdong
    @rabbalabbadingdong 3 місяці тому +1

    So that's what ehe~ is supposed to sound like 😮

  • @alexius9072
    @alexius9072 3 місяці тому +10

    So if one eggu goes bad every month and you only get set number of eggs... do women that get some get 9 month extension to expiration date every time?

    • @di3727
      @di3727 3 місяці тому +1

      Not really, they still go bad with time, even while pregnant, ask Uruka and her 88k cubs.

    • @Steven-hq3go
      @Steven-hq3go 3 місяці тому +7

      Time causes eggs to expire not periods. Hence why infants and children constantly lose eggs but it's not really to be concerned about until the 30s.

    • @nevisysbryd7450
      @nevisysbryd7450 3 місяці тому +6

      ​@@Steven-hq3go Well, about 30. Fertility concerns are around 25% bigger by 30 compared to 20. 35-ish is where it really goes off a cliff.

    • @sasi5841
      @sasi5841 3 місяці тому +5

      Yes, but not really. Your eggs expire with time. But in some sense, you do get an extension in your fertile years if you get pregnant early.
      If you already went through successful pregnancy in your younger years. You'll have easier time getting pregnant when you're older. The longer time you wait for your first pregnancy the harder time you'll have conceiving. You'll often hear about how some women manage to give birth in their late 30s to late 40s. However, in almost every single one of those cases, its not their first child.

    • @dexorne9753
      @dexorne9753 3 місяці тому +1

      ​​@@nevisysbryd7450 what no way do women get infertile so young?

  • @polkalamypekopeko2969
    @polkalamypekopeko2969 3 місяці тому

    Just waiting for her to accidentally a Shota and she becomes the mom

  • @TheRealZura
    @TheRealZura 3 місяці тому +1

    Put me in coach

  • @treadnokash7598
    @treadnokash7598 3 місяці тому

    Do yall need me to step in???

  • @alexandercatterson223
    @alexandercatterson223 3 місяці тому +1

    Dizzy just needs to hurry up and get bred by Sakana