When Elon Musk realised China's richest man is an idiot ( Jack Ma )

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  • Опубліковано 30 сер 2019
  • Edit of Jack Ma and Elon Musk at the World Artificial Intelligence Conference

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  • @DxsPro
    @DxsPro  4 роки тому +52841

    Full video: ua-cam.com/video/WSKYWu-S2G0/v-deo.html

    • @Collected-Light
      @Collected-Light 4 роки тому +820

      He said 99,99% LOL

    • @honestabe5153
      @honestabe5153 4 роки тому +657

      Jesus he really is a moron

    • @PanpanXplore
      @PanpanXplore 4 роки тому +101

      @DxsPro good job on the making this video, I was looking for this LOL.

    • @younghippy7482
      @younghippy7482 4 роки тому +175

      Jack Ma richest man in China how?

    • @probablyprioty7529
      @probablyprioty7529 4 роки тому +73

      Went 10mins in and couldn’t take the bs and then came across your video afterwards!

  • @paulmealey4158
    @paulmealey4158 4 роки тому +31319

    This man sounds like he's just pressing the middle auto correct button to make those sentences.

    • @krisskuli
      @krisskuli 4 роки тому +645

      Made my day

    • @Tipzer
      @Tipzer 4 роки тому +283

      you think i is a great game

    • @paulmealey4158
      @paulmealey4158 4 роки тому +184

      @@Tipzer I mean I don't know if I can help in any way I can get a copy of the invoice for the heads up on the computer.

    • @krisskuli
      @krisskuli 4 роки тому +29

      Muster und Farben sind in der Regel nicht zu sehen

    • @archerassassin8
      @archerassassin8 4 роки тому +125

      @@paulmealey4158 the same thing as you can see I have a few things to do with the tastiest and I will be there at the same time I don't have a car so I can get it to you by the end

  • @godwho5365
    @godwho5365 4 роки тому +9984

    Jack Ma: "I'm not a tech guy."
    **Proceeds to act like one.**

    • @abcdk3805
      @abcdk3805 4 роки тому +32

      God Who? Because his empire is focused on business and markets

    • @mustangtris4955
      @mustangtris4955 4 роки тому +40

      Abcd K anyone with an empire dedicated to business and markets requires knowing as much as possible about tech don’t u think? It’s growing so much don’t u think it has an affect on every market 🤷‍♂️

    • @abcdk3805
      @abcdk3805 4 роки тому +84

      ​@@mustangtris4955 It's not Jack Ma doesn't know a thing about Ai. I am talking about the scope these two leaders were having conversation with was completely different. Each of them did not get the joke the other's telling due to language barrier and cultural difference.
      Ma is a business person, and from what I understand, he was talking about how human has control over our destiny because AI does not have emotional intelligence. He keeps promoting his business saying Alibaba Intelligence because he is trying to convince everyone to start a business to have the AI work for them instead of being controlled by AI. You can check out this book about how Chinese Tech companies are:
      AI Superpowers by Kaifu Li.
      What Elon Musk has been talking about, was just very empty to Jack Ma. He was trying to be witty, but Jack Ma also didnt get his jokes. Musk also didn't get Jack Ma's self deprecating, and kind of 'lecturing' style of speaking.
      There are many CEO's in America who knows nothing about tech, for example, TI's former CEO came from a hospitality background. Jack Ma is a leader, and he is good at business. Musk is technical, I would say. I don't think Ma and Musk were really having a conversation there

    • @dansproductions3122
      @dansproductions3122 4 роки тому +2

      I mean at least he was honest about it.

    • @JohnSmith-cy9tt
      @JohnSmith-cy9tt 4 роки тому

      Waooo...talk about being stupid...Is this dud Mr China no smart dud for real ???

  • @hannahsuker8264
    @hannahsuker8264 6 місяців тому +816

    "If u cant convince them, confuse them",~jack ma

    • @SamtheShazam
      @SamtheShazam Місяць тому +4

      😂

    • @user-yd8dx9ih2g
      @user-yd8dx9ih2g Місяць тому

      now what about i tell you that elon musk is wizard and one of the hands of the antichrist, now based on that watch the video again and you will know what jack Ma wanted to teach us and elon musk, n watch how elon musk wanna cover these facts because nomatter how strong the antichrist, allah will demolish him like pharaoh

    • @gautam4935
      @gautam4935 Місяць тому

      Fckkkk😂😂😂😂

    • @CandorFits
      @CandorFits 23 дні тому +2

      I laughed 5 minutes straight reading this😹

  • @matthewmorgan5194
    @matthewmorgan5194 10 місяців тому +2179

    “80% of statistics are false.” Had me dying

    • @TeFurto777
      @TeFurto777 3 місяці тому +6

      Lol

    • @wojtas2524
      @wojtas2524 3 місяці тому +79

      My brain slowed down so much while listening to jack that it took me ages to get the joke

    • @deepanshumolasi7151
      @deepanshumolasi7151 3 місяці тому +10

      Who did that statistic

    • @gabrielbonilha6477
      @gabrielbonilha6477 3 місяці тому +12

      ​@@wojtas2524 happened to literally everybody in the audience cause no one laughed kkkk

    • @FeNiX-tv6kn
      @FeNiX-tv6kn 3 місяці тому

      Did u make the statistic? Not to say 80% but statistic could be bias, you never know. It could be make to scam the fuk out of u ideot

  • @green_eggs_and_damn6100
    @green_eggs_and_damn6100 4 роки тому +64403

    Jack ma sounds like everything he says is coming straight off an Instagram quotes account

  • @avrgegamer4355
    @avrgegamer4355 4 роки тому +3079

    Jack Ma sounds like an essay written down 30 minutes before its due

  • @mjb6446
    @mjb6446 10 місяців тому +2054

    Jack Ma is the perfect example of how being smart in one specific area does not mean you are necessarily smart in others.

    • @5688gamble
      @5688gamble 10 місяців тому +30

      Smart in one more area than the guy next to him then!

    • @Ttegegg
      @Ttegegg 10 місяців тому

      @@5688gamble No wonder how politicians are evil

    • @asdadfafafafffallslsldd8068
      @asdadfafafafffallslsldd8068 6 місяців тому

      He's obviously not smart. Creating Alibaba requires literally 0 intelligence. Basically everyone can do it and it's more about being there at the right time than anything else. If he started from scratch now he wouldn't achieve anything. Listening to him here clearly paints the picture of a less than average human individual.

    • @NOU-iw3gb
      @NOU-iw3gb 5 місяців тому

      ​@@5688gamble
      Found the idiot😂

    • @DemiJohnson-qi3hp
      @DemiJohnson-qi3hp 5 місяців тому

      Elon Musk as well, he sounds just as stupid as Ma.

  • @1mah0td0g
    @1mah0td0g 10 місяців тому +339

    "I very much disagree with that"
    "Thats good"

    • @cyberbiosecurity
      @cyberbiosecurity 2 місяці тому +1

      indeed.

    • @user-yd8dx9ih2g
      @user-yd8dx9ih2g Місяць тому

      now what about i tell you that elon musk is wizard and one of the hands of the antichrist, now based on that watch the video again and you will know what jack Ma wanted to teach us and elon musk, n watch how elon musk wanna cover these facts because nomatter how strong the antichrist, allah will demolish him like pharaoh

  • @theuniversalmudkip1102
    @theuniversalmudkip1102 4 роки тому +84700

    He sounds like a kid that's telling why his favourite power ranger is stronger

  • @richardyok4026
    @richardyok4026 4 роки тому +10039

    *alibaba intelligence intesifies*

    • @imrobbinganyonewhotalkstom4881
      @imrobbinganyonewhotalkstom4881 4 роки тому +17

      This comment is just to notify that you have 666 likes.

    • @An-xz1hj
      @An-xz1hj 4 роки тому

      underrated ..

    • @Alanos234
      @Alanos234 4 роки тому +4

      Just here to say you're at 999... The upvote button is temptink but I won't press it.

    • @keralis12
      @keralis12 4 роки тому +2

      1111 likes

    • @looowlayrs9584
      @looowlayrs9584 4 роки тому

      @@imrobbinganyonewhotalkstom4881 thank you for witnessing

  • @mikerilling6515
    @mikerilling6515 5 місяців тому +364

    Jack Ma is basically my drunk uncle at thanksgiving 😂

    • @user-uz6bg3ij8n
      @user-uz6bg3ij8n 3 місяці тому +8

      but your uncle is not 24.8 billionaire

    • @VanyaSvoloch
      @VanyaSvoloch 3 місяці тому

      ​@@user-uz6bg3ij8nwell you are poor and unhappy 🎉

    • @shawyonsharifi3394
      @shawyonsharifi3394 Місяць тому +1

      Realest thing I’ve ever heard

    • @user-yd8dx9ih2g
      @user-yd8dx9ih2g Місяць тому

      now what about i tell you that elon musk is wizard and one of the hands of the antichrist, now based on that watch the video again and you will know what jack Ma wanted to teach us and elon musk, n watch how elon musk wanna cover these facts because nomatter how strong the antichrist, allah will demolish him like pharaoh

    • @ryantogo8359
      @ryantogo8359 20 днів тому

      @@user-uz6bg3ij8n and your point is?

  • @rikidutta8378
    @rikidutta8378 10 місяців тому +778

    Jack Ma is the definition of talking a lot but saying too little

    • @levshapiro3858
      @levshapiro3858 9 місяців тому +13

      He said enough for everyone who watched this video to understand who he is...

    • @mi2-c035
      @mi2-c035 6 місяців тому +14

      He built a business starting from scratch as a nobody, what about Elon?

    • @user-pl1po8zf9h
      @user-pl1po8zf9h 3 місяці тому +3

      @@mi2-c035 so do elon

    • @mi2-c035
      @mi2-c035 3 місяці тому +9

      @@user-pl1po8zf9h not true. Elon was already super rich, his father had (has?) emerald mines in Africa.

    • @connoro9945
      @connoro9945 3 місяці тому

      He didn't get anything from that. He left his home in Africa with damn near nothing to come to America and build a new life and many businesses. ​@@mi2-c035

  • @Kj16V
    @Kj16V 4 роки тому +8917

    Plot twist: Jack Ma *is* AI.
    Just not a very good one.

    • @electricalastro
      @electricalastro 4 роки тому +50

      actually artificial intelligence....in another sense lol

    • @shahzaib.q9499
      @shahzaib.q9499 4 роки тому +45

      make sense, maybe that's why he talks like those auto-generated articles

    • @Trowo
      @Trowo 4 роки тому +100

      *Alibaba intelligence*

    • @HelloWorld-fb2oh
      @HelloWorld-fb2oh 4 роки тому +1

      Shahzaib .Q I hope your joking

    • @621Tomcat
      @621Tomcat 4 роки тому +30

      Artificial idiot

  • @MrRea5on
    @MrRea5on 4 роки тому +10857

    When Elon realizes that jack ma is a chat bot

  • @Magani79
    @Magani79 11 місяців тому +403

    You can clearly see that Elon is at awe of the great wisdom Jack Ma possesses

    • @KopyErr
      @KopyErr 9 місяців тому +12

      😂😂😂

    • @daveyjoseph6058
      @daveyjoseph6058 2 місяці тому +9

      Why do we put these people on a pedestal? China has jack, we have joe…

    • @damionlinton-rf2th
      @damionlinton-rf2th 2 місяці тому +2

      😂😂😂😅

    • @user-yd8dx9ih2g
      @user-yd8dx9ih2g Місяць тому

      now what about i tell you that elon musk is wizard and one of the hands of the antichrist, now based on that watch the video again and you will know what jack Ma wanted to teach us and elon musk, n watch how elon musk wanna cover these facts because nomatter how strong the antichrist, allah will demolish him like pharaoh

    • @UmerAbdulGhafoor-iv2ph
      @UmerAbdulGhafoor-iv2ph 16 днів тому

      See, this guy understands

  • @Franky.80
    @Franky.80 10 місяців тому +119

    Oh my.......i would pay a fortune driving Elon home after and hear his real opinion 😂

  • @winterfell9990
    @winterfell9990 4 роки тому +5805

    3:10 "if nobody can solve it then let it be"
    We did it boys, *cancer research* is no more

    • @chuuuu1131
      @chuuuu1131 4 роки тому +66

      Riemann Hypothesis be like

    • @IvanRiv99
      @IvanRiv99 4 роки тому +76

      Winterfell “thats my life” lol

    • @EliChngs
      @EliChngs 4 роки тому +27

      I laughed. good job

    • @explosivfurret3007
      @explosivfurret3007 4 роки тому +22

      We saved cancer yaaay

    • @sebione3576
      @sebione3576 4 роки тому +6

      @@explosivfurret3007 yay cancer is cured yay!

  • @clansurf2253
    @clansurf2253 4 роки тому +5995

    “im not a tech guy” *starts giving speech about technology leading to Elon losing brain cells*

    • @anoushka2946
      @anoushka2946 4 роки тому +18

      Ikr 😂

    • @jannikschmidt8511
      @jannikschmidt8511 4 роки тому +1

      Neurones/Neurons/Neura*

    • @engineergaming1669
      @engineergaming1669 4 роки тому +48

      Sultan Abdulhameed II it’s either your comments a joke or you don’t know how democracy and capitalism works

    • @clansurf2253
      @clansurf2253 4 роки тому +16

      @Sultan Abdulhameed II news flash. if you have a job in the US, you work for the government

    • @kingofthesnekes8517
      @kingofthesnekes8517 4 роки тому +6

      Sultan Abdulhameed II because it’s our right to buy and own land and we have the right to start our own business but he had speacial things u need to build a space company

  • @kingstonperez-2484
    @kingstonperez-2484 11 місяців тому +379

    “Humans cannot create anything smarter than themselves”
    Clearly, an example of this would be when his parents made him

    • @UgandanWarriorofHell
      @UgandanWarriorofHell 10 місяців тому +5

      Lmao based

    • @Red_Shewhart
      @Red_Shewhart 6 місяців тому

      Underrated comment

    • @mikemancini313
      @mikemancini313 4 місяці тому +1

      LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

    • @CC-mr5xq
      @CC-mr5xq 2 місяці тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jasonseti2343
      @jasonseti2343 2 місяці тому

      Its funny

  • @hunzhurte
    @hunzhurte 11 місяців тому +95

    He sounds like he just had an acid trip that changed his life and now he realizes that love is the answer to everything.

    • @JSON_bourne
      @JSON_bourne 11 місяців тому +1

      Bruh just had his first real MDMA LOL

    • @Balu27.
      @Balu27. Місяць тому +3

      3:21 is the exact thing lmao

    • @SSSESESESESESESS
      @SSSESESESESESESS Місяць тому

      😂😂😂

  • @matthewmendens9750
    @matthewmendens9750 3 роки тому +8999

    “It’s also true that 80% of statistics are false”
    “Yeah”

  • @oldstoffire
    @oldstoffire 4 роки тому +4140

    "80% of statistics are false"
    "Yeah"
    "Lol gotem"

    • @nimmy56
      @nimmy56 4 роки тому +29

      Toastoffire I would’ve said to him, %80 of all statistics or 80% of all statistics in every subject?
      20% 𝙤𝙛 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤𝙙𝙖𝙮.

    • @ronnieduvall2401
      @ronnieduvall2401 4 роки тому +57

      The joke is 76% of statistics are made up on the spot...

    • @benjaminsoper3391
      @benjaminsoper3391 4 роки тому +14

      Does that include that one 😂

    • @polardirt4835
      @polardirt4835 4 роки тому +1

      👌

    • @vc2702
      @vc2702 4 роки тому

      That was a joke lol.

  • @arty_pik401
    @arty_pik401 10 місяців тому +233

    A fine example by Jack that you don’t have to be intelligent to achieve great things, just be extremely confident without any rational basis. Learn from this dude! 😎👌

    • @professorxavier5527
      @professorxavier5527 9 місяців тому +5

      Only in China.

    • @ninjaninja9954
      @ninjaninja9954 5 місяців тому +1

      Jack is intelligent. Both are not software engineers and are not an expert in the AI field. Jack by coincidence is probably right about AI it won't take over the world. Most people get this wrong including super smart physicist stephen hawking's. It's like a physicist commenting on a law argument when they know nothing about law. Same with software engineering

    • @TJK16
      @TJK16 4 місяці тому

      So you are some kind of a expert in the AI field I assume?@@ninjaninja9954

    • @Kooldish
      @Kooldish 2 місяці тому +1

      seems like you are as smart as him

    • @webprogrammer9367
      @webprogrammer9367 2 місяці тому

      That guy is too much

  • @Jerry-ix5yy
    @Jerry-ix5yy 9 місяців тому +24

    As a Chinese, I’d like to say: he’s the richest man, but not the smartest man.

    • @user-qd4td7yb8e
      @user-qd4td7yb8e Місяць тому

      atheism ruined China. Mao treated humans like beasts because Darwin said they are.

  • @ZaneEckols
    @ZaneEckols 4 роки тому +3600

    the only thing right he said was “I’m not a tech guy”

    • @wnana4469
      @wnana4469 4 роки тому +22

      It’s true, he is just a billionaire.

    • @xiaoshen194
      @xiaoshen194 4 роки тому +17

      @@wnana4469 yup *just* a billionaire

    • @Mr.Gundam7
      @Mr.Gundam7 4 роки тому +7

      @@wnana4469 musk has more money than him now XD

    • @agustinsantos8852
      @agustinsantos8852 4 роки тому +4

      The other stuff he said was unintelligible, or directly incomplete, you have to deduce by context what he's trying to say xD

    • @uKaigo
      @uKaigo 4 роки тому

      @@agustinsantos8852 yeah

  • @shreyanshdokania3025
    @shreyanshdokania3025 3 роки тому +3117

    " If you are disabled , Just enable yourself "
    ~Jack Ma

  • @slaprakshas
    @slaprakshas 9 місяців тому +29

    Jack is right.. You can't predict or control your future... IN CHINA 😂😂

  • @thechukchee
    @thechukchee 9 місяців тому +3

    this is cut to death... the convo could be everything

  • @messiahmajid
    @messiahmajid 4 роки тому +5479

    Jack Ma: speaks
    Elon: well yes... but actually no

    • @truckingjourneys
      @truckingjourneys 4 роки тому +74

      Jack ma: 99.999% of prediction about future are wrong
      Elon musk: but back to the Future got atleast 4 predictions right

    • @fundemort
      @fundemort 4 роки тому +9

      YOU GUYS ARE THE IDIOTS. YOU CANNOT COMPARE ELON TO JACKMA, BECAUSE BOTH OF THEM HAVE DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE IN THIS LIFE. BOTH ARE CORRECT. AND THEY BOTH LIKE TO MAKE JOKES WHICH BOTH UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER. YOU GUYS ARE THE REAL IDIOTS/LOSERS WHO CANNOT COMPREHENT WHATS GOING ON.

    • @consenant4769
      @consenant4769 4 роки тому +19

      @@fundemort That is so dumb, also why are you so defensive? The guy is clearly an idiot. He has no knowledge about AI or Mars yet he talks about it.

    • @aiartsev
      @aiartsev 4 роки тому +3

      So basically on level with any politician

    • @z.m.n.1998
      @z.m.n.1998 4 роки тому +2

      @@fundemort Pissed off that much?

  • @nelinuada
    @nelinuada 4 роки тому +62722

    I love how Elon looks at the camera sarcastically like he's in the Office

    • @brom1277
      @brom1277 4 роки тому +1398

      hes probably watched it one too many times

    • @jtorres6837
      @jtorres6837 4 роки тому +1355

      Nah, he's looking at the audience to see if they are as amazed as he is, lol!

    • @codeine3496
      @codeine3496 4 роки тому +281

      Skysniperツ 1:28

    • @astridkjellberg
      @astridkjellberg 4 роки тому +45

      LMAOO

    • @KL-000
      @KL-000 4 роки тому +127

      Neli Nuada it’s the facial expressions that get me 😂

  • @Eldenlord007
    @Eldenlord007 10 місяців тому +29

    Jack ma once said " i am not interested in mars , because i just came back from there "

  • @OkoliCharles-vu3su
    @OkoliCharles-vu3su 9 місяців тому +24

    I just couldn't stop laughing when I see Elon's expressions

  • @christianbh
    @christianbh 3 роки тому +14815

    Elon slowly losing his polite patience.

    • @headerspbj770
      @headerspbj770 3 роки тому +56

      砂糖Sugar what the fuck

    • @ashp1546
      @ashp1546 3 роки тому +89

      Christian H. At 4:00 he popped off

    • @Sam-vz8pm
      @Sam-vz8pm 3 роки тому +11

      @@idkwhatgoeswithsausages I'm sorry what?

    • @idkwhatgoeswithsausages
      @idkwhatgoeswithsausages 3 роки тому +24

      For those who don’t know what I’m talking about, search about it and you’ll find out

    • @headerspbj770
      @headerspbj770 3 роки тому +15

      砂糖Sugar no it’s just... we didn’t need or want to know

  • @bluepugjr4573
    @bluepugjr4573 4 роки тому +3599

    Elon musk: *explains something in depth*
    Jack ma: *Static noises*

    • @ChrisPengelly
      @ChrisPengelly 4 роки тому +11

      Bluepugjr underrated comment "static noises" 😂

    • @davidwasneverthere8149
      @davidwasneverthere8149 4 роки тому +2

      🦗

    • @chinopanzon2122
      @chinopanzon2122 4 роки тому +9

      You realize if Elon went to china and tried to speak chinese he would sound the same way?

    • @eijaysaldivar8591
      @eijaysaldivar8591 4 роки тому +1

      He looks like he doesn't care cuz he big boi rich

    • @TeamPhlegmatisch
      @TeamPhlegmatisch 4 роки тому +1

      @@chinopanzon2122 Its not the way he uses words, its the way what he says that makes him sound dumb AF. BUT hey, he is a billionare so he must be right , right?

  • @fsb_-bf3th
    @fsb_-bf3th 11 місяців тому +35

    I think jack ma is just someone who says things very simplistic and weird but his brain is working when it comes to getting the tasks done. At least I think

    • @phenotypeb6843
      @phenotypeb6843 2 місяці тому +2

      He just isn't fluent in English which really hurts his ability to convey a message accurately.

    • @GeezSus
      @GeezSus 20 днів тому +1

      @@phenotypeb6843 "99.99% of predictions made about the future are wrong" "Humans can never make something smarter than them" Seems more like ignorance and random asspull instead of a language barrier

    • @franklei4374
      @franklei4374 18 днів тому

      I think it was a mistranslation and he meant that we cant make something smarter than everyone in the world combined and maybe for the prediction one he was exaggerating to get his ooint through as in china, when youre trying to get a point through you exaggerate your numbers or something

    • @GeezSus
      @GeezSus 18 днів тому

      @@franklei4374 I just pointed out 2 of the many dumb things he said, and also Asians are like the last people who would need to be explained percentages like a toddler.

    • @channelz1xwebr
      @channelz1xwebr 6 днів тому +1

      Yeah, you can view it as it is, we can see Jack in the interview as a simple man saying simple words and then there is Elon, he's just too autistic.

  • @mitchellclove1633
    @mitchellclove1633 10 місяців тому +26

    Hilarious how he segues into education right after talking about how it's best to just not worry about things we can't solve

  • @saminder987
    @saminder987 3 роки тому +3414

    Elon: **makes a joke**
    Audience: understandable, have a nice day

    • @hiro6406
      @hiro6406 3 роки тому +110

      Its a chinese crowd probably, theyre all scared of the chinese gulag.

    • @shrek3578
      @shrek3578 3 роки тому +2

      Yep

    • @hessjsus383
      @hessjsus383 3 роки тому +6

      @justin abraham or our brains are to small to even understand the fuck he said.

  • @sting0072007
    @sting0072007 4 роки тому +16298

    This started off being funny, but ended up being really depressing.

    • @csepelcharlie8389
      @csepelcharlie8389 4 роки тому +747

      Yes, and kind of uncomfortable watching it...

    • @nicolae3140
      @nicolae3140 4 роки тому +446

      it gets depressing really fucking fast dude....

    • @rasmus8408
      @rasmus8408 4 роки тому +21

      Csepel Charlie yeah

    • @ItzSplash_
      @ItzSplash_ 4 роки тому +31

      What y’all mean?

    • @HollowedCrow
      @HollowedCrow 4 роки тому +462

      Itz Splash Because this guy is the jeff bezos of china, its almost like he got rich by accident

  • @crafty-crabby
    @crafty-crabby 10 місяців тому +10

    Everybody : talking about their conversation
    Me : elon didn't close the bottle after drinking water

    • @singu7arity
      @singu7arity 16 днів тому

      He was hoping someone would spike it with same thing Jack is having

  • @gosugosu1280
    @gosugosu1280 3 місяці тому +6

    How Elon Musk just casually says "I don't know, man, ..." is hilarious.

  • @bnclalala
    @bnclalala 4 роки тому +15419

    Musk seems like an Office actor, looking at the camera every time he hears nonsense things

    • @jamalsalads
      @jamalsalads 4 роки тому +54

      HAHHAHAHA THE OFFICE HAHHAHA FUNNY HAHAHAHA

    • @rouniherrera441
      @rouniherrera441 4 роки тому +18

      The Jimmy Fallon Show.

    • @adnuso
      @adnuso 4 роки тому +46

      no its called a jim, please have some respect

    • @pacjohn
      @pacjohn 4 роки тому +2

      That’s so true😂

    • @dewanggaapssadry996
      @dewanggaapssadry996 4 роки тому +14

      elon is jim when jack ma is being scott/Dwight

  • @Matthew-fj6eu
    @Matthew-fj6eu 4 роки тому +6541

    *Everybody’s gangsta until Elon doesn’t stutter*

  • @SWAP-ITDaytona
    @SWAP-ITDaytona 11 місяців тому +2

    “ Just one step you go to mars but you never gonna be able to come back “ - Jack Ma

  • @GottSmoke
    @GottSmoke 3 місяці тому +4

    "many songs about that" 😂

  • @duyminhle3799
    @duyminhle3799 4 роки тому +73750

    Elon Musk was doing a try not to laugh challenge

    • @umutrenk1857
      @umutrenk1857 4 роки тому +510

      Duy Minh le HOLY SHIT,, BEST COMMENT 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @starfinger6875
      @starfinger6875 4 роки тому +1434

      try not to kill myself challenge

    • @ViolentKisses87
      @ViolentKisses87 4 роки тому +817

      Laugh? That entire video made me cringe so hard I had to stop several times.

    • @jannisa3316
      @jannisa3316 4 роки тому +162

      And he failed haha

    • @magicl3o
      @magicl3o 4 роки тому +61

      Like me in classroom when a teacher exply something

  • @sherifahmed7441
    @sherifahmed7441 4 роки тому +24387

    I felt that Elon musk was dying inside.

  • @diamondtrike4963
    @diamondtrike4963 10 місяців тому +9

    There is no way that glass wasn't filled with the most potent vodka...

  • @IsaacFemi637
    @IsaacFemi637 2 місяці тому +4

    this is the funniest video ive matched today 😂😂

  • @bonelesspizza957
    @bonelesspizza957 4 роки тому +14427

    Jack MA: “Pee is stored in the balls, and that’s my view”

  • @zeckarius9346
    @zeckarius9346 4 роки тому +2378

    "99.99% of all predictions of the future are wrong"
    "Even that one?"

    • @tomhaswell6283
      @tomhaswell6283 4 роки тому +9

      @@gerard6773 I guess that's part of the joke lol

    • @Greaseshow
      @Greaseshow 4 роки тому +28

      He said 99.9% of all predictions people made in history were false...he’s referencing the past, not the future... y’all high? Including Elon?

    • @farislatif8846
      @farislatif8846 4 роки тому +2

      Simpson never wrong well not yet 🤣

    • @EuroKoncepts
      @EuroKoncepts 4 роки тому +5

      @@Greaseshow THE FUTURE ALWAYS ENDS UP BEING THE PAST

    • @Greaseshow
      @Greaseshow 4 роки тому +5

      Real Online Income Partners this is true, so when the future becomes present, you can determine if people from the past made correct predictions. He’s just saying that up until today, 99.9% of the predictions people made (that we can observe today and not something that has to do with the year 2025), have been wrong.

  • @wtfishappeninghere
    @wtfishappeninghere 3 місяці тому +1

    “Including that one?” lol this joke is amazing. And Jack walked right into it lol

  • @Bdbdjdidnbwk
    @Bdbdjdidnbwk 3 місяці тому +1

    if you are not dead, you live
    Jack Ma

  • @gettothapoint6798
    @gettothapoint6798 2 роки тому +3300

    ”If you are disabled, get enabled."
    - Jack Ma

  • @dr.hazeblaze9216
    @dr.hazeblaze9216 3 роки тому +5933

    The way Elon looks when he said machines could never run the world, lol...

    • @edwardbuck7233
      @edwardbuck7233 3 роки тому +51

      the look at 0:22 is really funny also

    • @boblackross3571
      @boblackross3571 3 роки тому +10

      I thought you said "machines would rule the word"
      Water would actually work very well.

    • @florentin4061
      @florentin4061 3 роки тому +3

      They are not with the same opinion lol

    • @alphaomega9387
      @alphaomega9387 3 роки тому +2

      i feel like what he mean by that is a machine is still made by a human, so .. yeah

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat 3 роки тому +4

      @@alphaomega9387 The reason that doesn't matter with AI is that it could possibly learn more than what the human that designed it intended, i.e. if the AI ended up learning that the planet is only being made worse by humans and a world of only robots would be better, it might try and make it so. It could take years, and Im not explaining it very well but its a possibility.

  • @azure_snek1226
    @azure_snek1226 Місяць тому +2

    help elon's facial expressions get me everytime

  • @whyspee133
    @whyspee133 Місяць тому +1

    "Love is the answer. Many songs about that" 😂😂😂

  • @LambertTherapy
    @LambertTherapy 3 роки тому +2973

    “I just came back from Mars” I think that’s a hint that China’s richest man spends all his money on shrooms

    • @MnMn-sm8be
      @MnMn-sm8be 3 роки тому +7

      Bro I’m on one

    • @OswaldM_14
      @OswaldM_14 3 роки тому +6

      They must have some great shrooms on mars

    • @LambertTherapy
      @LambertTherapy 3 роки тому +3

      STEM Insight oh shit didn’t realize that

    • @JaggyBoi1699
      @JaggyBoi1699 3 роки тому +2

      Hahahahaha 😂😂

    • @Slayer119988
      @Slayer119988 3 роки тому +6

      You know, psychedelics don’t really work on stupid people. Not the same way they work on smart people.

  • @exothermic143
    @exothermic143 3 роки тому +3247

    Math Teacher: Why is your page blank?
    Jack Ma: I never worry about the things I can not solve.

    • @ferdiskala
      @ferdiskala 3 роки тому +30

      Underrated comment

    • @swwwsss7870
      @swwwsss7870 3 роки тому +7

      This needs more likes

    • @jasonsilva9896
      @jasonsilva9896 3 роки тому +11

      Extended in this Jeck Ma's statement -- And i have left it black for you to solve it because you know the resolution 😂

    • @jjarmstrong1997
      @jjarmstrong1997 3 роки тому +3

      @@jasonsilva9896 lmao

    • @edgeless5
      @edgeless5 3 роки тому

      😂 that was great

  • @MatanMor_3ix4d
    @MatanMor_3ix4d Місяць тому +2

    Jack Ma just prove my theory that every time someone says ”that’s my view” he is not sure about what he just saying

  • @braedynarmstrong5177
    @braedynarmstrong5177 2 місяці тому +1

    man is really firing on all cylinders in first gear

  • @lemiro3699
    @lemiro3699 4 роки тому +2709

    "If no one can solve it, let it be."
    Me: *leaves test blank*

    • @pummyy
      @pummyy 4 роки тому +11

      unless someone keeps trying not sure how he expects things to be solved...just a fucking bulb needed thousands of filaments to be test and failed.

    • @zoombabweeggwipe6263
      @zoombabweeggwipe6263 4 роки тому +12

      Now this is the logic I can get behind

    • @lancevance6346
      @lancevance6346 4 роки тому +8

      Don warry aboud et ! -Jack Ma et Johnny;The Room

    • @Npc2thousand
      @Npc2thousand 4 роки тому

      HA

    • @_VictorGrantz_
      @_VictorGrantz_ 4 роки тому

      yeetus deletus lmfao

  • @dilcano_albano
    @dilcano_albano 4 роки тому +3165

    Elon Musk is dying inside and be like: Help me, I want to leave now

    • @mangoeater6919
      @mangoeater6919 4 роки тому +9

      I liked this but that made it 70 so I didnt, gotta keep it nice

    • @botbernard6208
      @botbernard6208 4 роки тому +1

      @@mangoeater6919 I was gonna say thé exact same thing and I saw your comment...

    • @jaykumarsolanki367
      @jaykumarsolanki367 4 роки тому +1

      I want to like this but it's a 256
      AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE.

    • @kristians8191
      @kristians8191 4 роки тому

      I pressed 666 like

    • @se2152
      @se2152 4 роки тому +2

      I felt hurt when the audience didn’t laugh at his jokes

  • @ju3328
    @ju3328 2 місяці тому

    after four years I still cannot finish watching this video. I just cant...

  • @robwest1331
    @robwest1331 4 місяці тому +3

    😆 WHAT YOU SMOKE CHINA DUDE?😂😂

  • @fluffypineapple3699
    @fluffypineapple3699 2 роки тому +6129

    This feels like a group presentation where only one person worked on it and the other one is just improvising as they go.

    • @MonsterVFX
      @MonsterVFX 2 роки тому +24

      So true

    • @jetonjet6686
      @jetonjet6686 2 роки тому +27

      Underrated LMAO 😭🤣

    • @mrfarts5176
      @mrfarts5176 2 роки тому +18

      How can Jack be this incoherent!? This guy is a clown.

    • @Rickygrines
      @Rickygrines 2 роки тому +10

      @@mrfarts5176 There are plenty of incoherent people that have convinced themselves their flawed logic makes sense

    • @stevkoul
      @stevkoul 2 роки тому +1

      ... And he wait a better score than the smart guy deserves

  • @RyanDVA63
    @RyanDVA63 4 роки тому +5943

    I think this is the guy that writes all those English manuals for Chinese electronics.

  • @Therealhippiehop
    @Therealhippiehop 11 місяців тому +8

    Have never laughed so hard in my life hahaha

  • @GeneCAu
    @GeneCAu 5 місяців тому +5

    😂Elons’ reactions are priceless .

  • @cerealscerealscereals
    @cerealscerealscereals 3 роки тому +3165

    elon trying not to lose his patience with alibaba intelligence having a stroke

    • @davidkim3518
      @davidkim3518 3 роки тому +15

      lmao he probably had like 10 seizures

    • @JankyOk
      @JankyOk 3 роки тому +14

      I'd like to think he has vodka in the bottle that he is drinking out of, so that he can eventually get on the same level of idiocy of jack

    • @pearl5395
      @pearl5395 3 роки тому

      Hazard Hawk the company the richest man in China runs.

  • @hudsonbrown2136
    @hudsonbrown2136 4 роки тому +3602

    It’s sounds like this man is trying to make a quote out of every sentence

    • @gregs460
      @gregs460 4 роки тому +11

      @Handsome Squidward to the firing squad!

    • @Buttersdynamite1
      @Buttersdynamite1 4 роки тому +14

      Most likely his dictionary is 100 words or so. So he tries hard not to tell same word two or three times in a row :D

    • @hadzrahatta8072
      @hadzrahatta8072 4 роки тому +18

      Yeah he thought that just because he's rich, whatever he said will turn into gold😂😂😂

    • @hudsonbrown2136
      @hudsonbrown2136 4 роки тому +2

      Hadzra Hatta tru

    • @hudsonbrown2136
      @hudsonbrown2136 4 роки тому +1

      Nicholas Garcia same

  • @Jappley
    @Jappley 3 місяці тому +3

    "If ur homeless.just get a home" - Jack Ma

  • @joaquinz.c
    @joaquinz.c 2 місяці тому +1

    love is the answer. there's many songs about that.

  • @elyazidasri2968
    @elyazidasri2968 4 роки тому +2858

    "I think AI will open a new chapter in the human history"
    "99% of predictions are wrong"

  • @jrteal
    @jrteal 3 роки тому +3252

    Jack Ma is so rich, he outsourced his own intelligence.

  • @phanhuyy7237
    @phanhuyy7237 2 місяці тому +1

    elon musk almost dies of trying not to laugh loudly

  • @ruin8891
    @ruin8891 11 місяців тому +5

    Elons face says it all, the way he stares at the camera like wth

  • @GothPlatypus
    @GothPlatypus 4 роки тому +2278

    Jack Ma: Says anything
    Elon Musk: Visible confusion

    • @Blue-no4jt
      @Blue-no4jt 4 роки тому +25

      That's what happens when you're surrounded by yes men who constantly praise everything you say - you start to lose your ability to discern what's true and what isn't. It's not like Elon Musk is completely immune to this either.

    • @insectslayer1374
      @insectslayer1374 4 роки тому +1

      Is he a dolphin?

    • @rifarira9160
      @rifarira9160 4 роки тому

      @@insectslayer1374 Jotaro: What did you say?

    • @bernardo00124719
      @bernardo00124719 4 роки тому

      @@rifarira9160 he asked if the guy was a dolphin dude.

    • @the.zabrak
      @the.zabrak 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @ouroboros3141
    @ouroboros3141 4 роки тому +2489

    "This right here is a laptop"
    Jack Ma: "I like to think of it as a... toplap... that's my view"

    • @incrediblerocket2409
      @incrediblerocket2409 4 роки тому +161

      I call it alibabtop

    • @tweakyp4448
      @tweakyp4448 4 роки тому +8

      😭im so dead

    • @Texas_Takeover
      @Texas_Takeover 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @WhosDnisify
      @WhosDnisify 4 роки тому +15

      The chinese people in the comments be like: "Nooo Jack Ma not stoopid He actually very smart maaan He just pretend to be idiot"

    • @dv9239
      @dv9239 4 роки тому +1

      Actually, he's got a point

  • @ii_Dqrki
    @ii_Dqrki 18 днів тому +2

    I think it would be better if Jack Ma got an interpreter to translate his speech from Chinese.

  • @gonzalodominguezgonzalez167
    @gonzalodominguezgonzalez167 10 місяців тому +3

    I find it fascinating that Elon’s bottle of water runs out of it while Jack Ma’s bottle is intact, even though he’s talking all the time😂😂

  • @pyramidrat9187
    @pyramidrat9187 4 роки тому +2575

    AI is Alibaba Intelligence - Jack Ma, 2019

    • @kimbaldun
      @kimbaldun 4 роки тому +1

      @Dark OO he doesn't have Aladeen
      He has "Aladeen"

    • @leuchtekulli251
      @leuchtekulli251 4 роки тому +2

      OK boomer

    • @linusalpsten1921
      @linusalpsten1921 4 роки тому

      @Dark OO he didn't get a very Aladeen reaction from the crowd

    • @rolandojr.4044
      @rolandojr.4044 4 роки тому

      I cant even tell if he's joking or not

  • @havinashasirwathan6750
    @havinashasirwathan6750 3 роки тому +1355

    He sounds like the drunk uncle at every party talking about life choices

    • @raccoon2276
      @raccoon2276 3 роки тому +22

      I just nutted all over the ohone when I saw your profile pic

    • @emil3015
      @emil3015 3 роки тому +4

      @@raccoon2276 its time to STOP.

    • @joelaggarao8721
      @joelaggarao8721 3 роки тому +3

      @bloompie the gamer
      😑🔫 I WILL DO IT,NIKE SAID SO!!

    • @funmaster4632
      @funmaster4632 3 роки тому +3

      trump sounds like my drunk uncle. Obviously billionaires aren't always smarter, that is just what they want you to think. But Elons iq fits his wealth.

    • @LJC944
      @LJC944 3 роки тому

      Basically Uncle of red dead 2

  • @stevefreels25
    @stevefreels25 Місяць тому +1

    It's like a baby bird and a bald eagle sat down to have a conversation...lol

  • @foodscrazy9229
    @foodscrazy9229 4 місяці тому +3

    When Alibaba intelligence got schooled by Xijinping intelligence 🤣

  • @mysticflare2972
    @mysticflare2972 4 роки тому +3725

    When you're talking to a friend who is high af 🤣😂

    • @INFINITEXII
      @INFINITEXII 4 роки тому +3

      LMFAO

    • @Bloop2016
      @Bloop2016 4 роки тому +1

      LMAO 😂 😂😂

    • @Bloop2016
      @Bloop2016 4 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @Noodlewee
      @Noodlewee 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bnqz-vv5vm
      @bnqz-vv5vm 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ctw10wilso
    @ctw10wilso 4 роки тому +4917

    Are we sure that’s water in his glass?

  • @zasxluvz
    @zasxluvz 9 місяців тому +2

    Jack Ma is the kind of guy to climb a glass wall to see what's on the other side.

  • @ZakariyaMOHAMAD
    @ZakariyaMOHAMAD 2 місяці тому +1

    Jack ma is talking with the last neuron left in his brain.😂😂

  • @vince-p.8591
    @vince-p.8591 4 роки тому +5014

    My last 2 brain cells arguing at 3am:

  • @keksbrot4995
    @keksbrot4995 3 роки тому +4503

    Elon musk is just thinking how to say something without insulting him. xD

  • @kingstonperez-2484
    @kingstonperez-2484 3 місяці тому +1

    “When you think about that as- let’s talk about mars”

  • @mikerilling6515
    @mikerilling6515 5 місяців тому +1

    He wears Spider-Man onesies under his suits 😂

  • @name6440
    @name6440 4 роки тому +4386

    Jack : glass is glass and glass can break
    Elon : “Yeah 😑”

    • @DanS044
      @DanS044 4 роки тому +85

      Na Me,
      Jack: says *”anything”*
      Elon: Yeah... love is the answer

    • @studentuser101
      @studentuser101 4 роки тому +27

      I mean Elon Musk Tesla Truck glass did break when they were testing it live so...

    • @KnoppersPolizei
      @KnoppersPolizei 4 роки тому

      @@studentuser101 ua-cam.com/video/DG9ezAuSn4c/v-deo.html 😉

    • @toxcrain9149
      @toxcrain9149 4 роки тому

      Mr glass man, he’s really soft spoken, you never know it’s glass until it is broken

    • @robertedwards9055
      @robertedwards9055 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @DP-bs5ci
    @DP-bs5ci 3 роки тому +2765

    This Situation for Elon was probably harder than the SpaceX launch.

    • @liamleech4748
      @liamleech4748 3 роки тому +28

      More stressful for sure

    • @kaleightee3759
      @kaleightee3759 3 роки тому +2

      Hahaha 😂 facts

    • @gibusgibus6540
      @gibusgibus6540 3 роки тому +4

      Rin fan? 😁

    • @Phill6123
      @Phill6123 3 роки тому +3

      Honestly, even for me it would. I still don’t know how to deal with people with different ideals than me. But dealing with people with different ideals, visions, and in thinking is too about being smart. Edit: Nothing easy to do. Requires psychology knowledge.

    • @mrgoggles1963
      @mrgoggles1963 3 роки тому +3

      @Bla Bla ...hardly a roast.

  • @Fayealoha
    @Fayealoha 4 місяці тому +2

    Its just so funny how Elon's facial expression reacts to Jack Ma

  • @priyajgangwar9943
    @priyajgangwar9943 3 роки тому +4724

    Plot Twist: Elon Musk is trying "try not to laugh challenge".

    • @user-ci9we4bq2e
      @user-ci9we4bq2e 3 роки тому +13

      ahahah

    • @lforest5836
      @lforest5836 3 роки тому +8

      Fr tho 💀

    • @rickroll4815
      @rickroll4815 3 роки тому +6

      World champion

    • @WhatsReal673
      @WhatsReal673 3 роки тому +9

      We indian never leave a chance to insult chinese and pakistanis...😝😂😂

    • @vllr9477
      @vllr9477 3 роки тому +5

      Thats a fact not a plot twist

  • @AshishB702
    @AshishB702 10 місяців тому

    So reminiscent of family conversations.

  • @gigiwhoot
    @gigiwhoot 2 місяці тому +1

    I like that Elon stays a gentlemen, even when he's thinking wth is he talking about? Lol

  • @gianb3952
    @gianb3952 4 роки тому +3586

    "99.9999% of predictions are wrong"
    2 minutes later: "robots will never control humans"

    • @jamesbroad315
      @jamesbroad315 4 роки тому +111

      99.99% of Jack Ma’s predictions are wrong

    • @KoalaKontrolJr
      @KoalaKontrolJr 4 роки тому +5

      holdup'

    • @martinlemay2195
      @martinlemay2195 4 роки тому +45

      99,99% of predictions are wrong because people like Jack Ma are making predictions without researching the subject. Might as well call it a guess

    • @JuankQuinteroMejia
      @JuankQuinteroMejia 4 роки тому +7

      if 99.99% of Jack Ma's predictions are wrong, that means robots will most likely control humans?

    • @gianb3952
      @gianb3952 4 роки тому +1

      @@JuankQuinteroMejia that's the point of the comment