When Elon Musk realised China's richest man is an idiot ( Jack Ma )

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  • @DxsPro
    @DxsPro  5 років тому +52944

    Full video: ua-cam.com/video/WSKYWu-S2G0/v-deo.html

    • @Collected-Light
      @Collected-Light 5 років тому +824

      He said 99,99% LOL

    • @honestabe5153
      @honestabe5153 5 років тому +656

      Jesus he really is a moron

    • @PanpanXplore
      @PanpanXplore 5 років тому +102

      @DxsPro good job on the making this video, I was looking for this LOL.

    • @younghippy7482
      @younghippy7482 5 років тому +175

      Jack Ma richest man in China how?

    • @probablyprioty7529
      @probablyprioty7529 5 років тому +74

      Went 10mins in and couldn’t take the bs and then came across your video afterwards!

  • @paulmealey4158
    @paulmealey4158 4 роки тому +34298

    This man sounds like he's just pressing the middle auto correct button to make those sentences.

    • @krisskuli
      @krisskuli 4 роки тому +667

      Made my day

    • @Tipzer
      @Tipzer 4 роки тому +296

      you think i is a great game

    • @paulmealey4158
      @paulmealey4158 4 роки тому +196

      @@Tipzer I mean I don't know if I can help in any way I can get a copy of the invoice for the heads up on the computer.

    • @krisskuli
      @krisskuli 4 роки тому +31

      Muster und Farben sind in der Regel nicht zu sehen

    • @archerassassin8
      @archerassassin8 4 роки тому +132

      @@paulmealey4158 the same thing as you can see I have a few things to do with the tastiest and I will be there at the same time I don't have a car so I can get it to you by the end

  • @Kj16V
    @Kj16V 5 років тому +9715

    Plot twist: Jack Ma *is* AI.
    Just not a very good one.

    • @electricalastro
      @electricalastro 5 років тому +60

      actually artificial intelligence....in another sense lol

    • @shahzaib.q9499
      @shahzaib.q9499 5 років тому +51

      make sense, maybe that's why he talks like those auto-generated articles

    • @TR2000LT
      @TR2000LT 5 років тому +111

      *Alibaba intelligence*

    • @HelloWorld-fb2oh
      @HelloWorld-fb2oh 5 років тому +1

      Shahzaib .Q I hope your joking

    • @621Tomcat
      @621Tomcat 5 років тому +29

      Artificial idiot

  • @theuniversalmudkip1102
    @theuniversalmudkip1102 5 років тому +88763

    He sounds like a kid that's telling why his favourite power ranger is stronger

  • @puncher939
    @puncher939 4 місяці тому +1260

    "I'm not a tech guy"
    *Owns the biggest tech company in China*

    • @nieshuchangwhitleyss2468
      @nieshuchangwhitleyss2468 3 місяці тому +61

      the one who owns the biggest tech company doesn't have to know technology tho... well, in china

    • @DywanTv
      @DywanTv 2 місяці тому

      He is from China. He does not own the company. Remember it's communist country, he does and says what the goverment tells him.

    • @mastermind6064
      @mastermind6064 2 місяці тому +1

      He got there with a lot of luck, licking boots and more luck. Success= Intelligence+Skill is a fallacy. It is a fallacy because 95% of the rich is demagog. Literally 40% already rich from family, others steals, licking boots, steals more... It is easy to achive one success after Stealing other people's success. One example is Donald Trump's son, he is an idiot max average IQ, but with enough propaganda they accept him as a genius why? Because he start a charity for his father with is father's money and he didn't even plan anything his hired workers or assistans did everything. :) 🤡🤡🤡. In the end you just need to do stop the smart guy while he was a kid.

    • @gotisass6337
      @gotisass6337 Місяць тому

      @@nieshuchangwhitleyss2468Biden

    • @serpentine1983
      @serpentine1983 Місяць тому +15

      They only have to know how to manage it. It's like a president of a country, they do not have to know everything, it's impossible, but they have to know what people they put in charge of what.

  • @MrRea5on
    @MrRea5on 4 роки тому +12885

    When Elon realizes that jack ma is a chat bot

  • @sting0072007
    @sting0072007 5 років тому +16725

    This started off being funny, but ended up being really depressing.

    • @csepelcharlie8389
      @csepelcharlie8389 5 років тому +775

      Yes, and kind of uncomfortable watching it...

    • @nicolae3140
      @nicolae3140 5 років тому +468

      it gets depressing really fucking fast dude....

    • @rasmus8408
      @rasmus8408 5 років тому +22

      Csepel Charlie yeah

    • @ItzSplash_
      @ItzSplash_ 5 років тому +32

      What y’all mean?

    • @HollowedCrow
      @HollowedCrow 5 років тому +483

      Itz Splash Because this guy is the jeff bezos of china, its almost like he got rich by accident

  • @duyminhle3799
    @duyminhle3799 5 років тому +74998

    Elon Musk was doing a try not to laugh challenge

    • @umutrenk1857
      @umutrenk1857 5 років тому +512

      Duy Minh le HOLY SHIT,, BEST COMMENT 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @starfinger6875
      @starfinger6875 5 років тому +1468

      try not to kill myself challenge

    • @ViolentKisses87
      @ViolentKisses87 5 років тому +825

      Laugh? That entire video made me cringe so hard I had to stop several times.

    • @jannisa3316
      @jannisa3316 5 років тому +165

      And he failed haha

    • @magicl3o
      @magicl3o 5 років тому +61

      Like me in classroom when a teacher exply something

  • @tazo1228
    @tazo1228 4 місяці тому +777

    "im not interested in mars, i just came back from there" is wild

    • @sufYu-dy2vo
      @sufYu-dy2vo 4 місяці тому +159

      this is his humor, because chinese people make fun of he looks like an alien from mars, but apparently, no one got this

    • @PatrickPortillo-249
      @PatrickPortillo-249 4 місяці тому +17

      @@sufYu-dy2vothere’s no way that’s truth 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MariaYoutube-pt3cz
      @MariaYoutube-pt3cz 4 місяці тому +85

      @@sufYu-dy2vo Oh, that's interesting. Maybe more things in this interview sounded dumb from Jack Ma because of language barrier and cultural differences

    • @mariafromgermany
      @mariafromgermany 3 місяці тому +32

      ​@@MariaUA-cam-pt3cz definitely. Chinese languages have a lot of commonly used sayings that make no sense for us.

    • @JAKEAVALON-rg8xm
      @JAKEAVALON-rg8xm 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@sufYu-dy2voI got if his face look like alien

  • @winterfell9990
    @winterfell9990 5 років тому +6609

    3:10 "if nobody can solve it then let it be"
    We did it boys, *cancer research* is no more

    • @chuuuu1131
      @chuuuu1131 5 років тому +73

      Riemann Hypothesis be like

    • @IvanRiv99
      @IvanRiv99 5 років тому +81

      Winterfell “thats my life” lol

    • @EliChngs
      @EliChngs 5 років тому +30

      I laughed. good job

    • @explosivfurret3007
      @explosivfurret3007 5 років тому +27

      We saved cancer yaaay

    • @sebione3576
      @sebione3576 5 років тому +7

      @@explosivfurret3007 yay cancer is cured yay!

  • @nelinuada
    @nelinuada 5 років тому +64936

    I love how Elon looks at the camera sarcastically like he's in the Office

    • @brom1277
      @brom1277 4 роки тому +1449

      hes probably watched it one too many times

    • @jtorres6837
      @jtorres6837 4 роки тому +1410

      Nah, he's looking at the audience to see if they are as amazed as he is, lol!

    • @codeine3496
      @codeine3496 4 роки тому +294

      Skysniperツ 1:28

    • @astridkjellberg
      @astridkjellberg 4 роки тому +47

      LMAOO

    • @KL-000
      @KL-000 4 роки тому +131

      Neli Nuada it’s the facial expressions that get me 😂

  • @shreyanshdokania3025
    @shreyanshdokania3025 3 роки тому +4351

    " If you are disabled , Just enable yourself "
    ~Jack Ma

  • @timelessjc
    @timelessjc 6 днів тому +46

    Most people were probably alive before they died.
    - Jack Ma

  • @i.ncreator9918
    @i.ncreator9918 4 роки тому +5685

    The only true thing he said is "I'm not a tech guy"

    • @steps8140
      @steps8140 4 роки тому +12

      Hes a tech master his tech's broken

    • @user-gh8wt2zi2n
      @user-gh8wt2zi2n 4 роки тому +56

      He also said that he had just got back from Mars. that was totally true

    • @BLANKONTOP
      @BLANKONTOP 4 роки тому

      You have a good taste in music

    • @i.ncreator9918
      @i.ncreator9918 4 роки тому +4

      @@BLANKONTOP thanks man I appreciate it, no one has ever said this to me you're the first one 😳

    • @ibrahimumar6279
      @ibrahimumar6279 4 роки тому +1

      R ' wait, for real

  • @Matthew-fj6eu
    @Matthew-fj6eu 4 роки тому +7158

    *Everybody’s gangsta until Elon doesn’t stutter*

  • @ZaneEckols
    @ZaneEckols 4 роки тому +4406

    the only thing right he said was “I’m not a tech guy”

    • @wnana4469
      @wnana4469 4 роки тому +35

      It’s true, he is just a billionaire.

    • @xiaoshen194
      @xiaoshen194 4 роки тому +27

      @@wnana4469 yup *just* a billionaire

    • @Mr.Gundam7
      @Mr.Gundam7 4 роки тому +14

      @@wnana4469 musk has more money than him now XD

    • @agustinsantos8852
      @agustinsantos8852 4 роки тому +5

      The other stuff he said was unintelligible, or directly incomplete, you have to deduce by context what he's trying to say xD

    • @uKaigo
      @uKaigo 4 роки тому

      @@agustinsantos8852 yeah

  • @ZacharieM
    @ZacharieM 8 місяців тому +127

    Jack ma is talking with the last neuron left in his brain.😂😂

  • @gettothapoint6798
    @gettothapoint6798 3 роки тому +3538

    ”If you are disabled, get enabled."
    - Jack Ma

  • @bnclalala
    @bnclalala 5 років тому +16453

    Musk seems like an Office actor, looking at the camera every time he hears nonsense things

    • @jamalsalads
      @jamalsalads 5 років тому +65

      HAHHAHAHA THE OFFICE HAHHAHA FUNNY HAHAHAHA

    • @rouniherrera441
      @rouniherrera441 5 років тому +22

      The Jimmy Fallon Show.

    • @adnuso
      @adnuso 5 років тому +53

      no its called a jim, please have some respect

    • @pacjohn
      @pacjohn 5 років тому +3

      That’s so true😂

    • @dewanggaapssadry996
      @dewanggaapssadry996 5 років тому +16

      elon is jim when jack ma is being scott/Dwight

  • @LambertTherapy
    @LambertTherapy 4 роки тому +3408

    “I just came back from Mars” I think that’s a hint that China’s richest man spends all his money on shrooms

    • @MnMn-sm8be
      @MnMn-sm8be 4 роки тому +8

      Bro I’m on one

    • @OswaldM_14
      @OswaldM_14 4 роки тому +6

      They must have some great shrooms on mars

    • @LambertTherapy
      @LambertTherapy 4 роки тому +3

      STEM Insight oh shit didn’t realize that

    • @JaggyBoi1699
      @JaggyBoi1699 4 роки тому +2

      Hahahahaha 😂😂

    • @Slayer119988
      @Slayer119988 4 роки тому +7

      You know, psychedelics don’t really work on stupid people. Not the same way they work on smart people.

  • @Bryan-zf3wl
    @Bryan-zf3wl 6 місяців тому +175

    "That's my view"
    Jack Ma - 2020

  • @pyramidrat9187
    @pyramidrat9187 5 років тому +2639

    AI is Alibaba Intelligence - Jack Ma, 2019

    • @kimbaldun
      @kimbaldun 5 років тому +1

      @Dark OO he doesn't have Aladeen
      He has "Aladeen"

    • @leuchtekulli251
      @leuchtekulli251 5 років тому +2

      OK boomer

    • @linusalpsten1921
      @linusalpsten1921 5 років тому

      @Dark OO he didn't get a very Aladeen reaction from the crowd

    • @rolandojr.4044
      @rolandojr.4044 5 років тому

      I cant even tell if he's joking or not

    • @Xirnatts
      @Xirnatts 3 місяці тому +1

      4 years later: Apple Intelligence

  • @teeganfox177
    @teeganfox177 5 років тому +3232

    Jack Ma is like that one friend who thinks he knows everything when he's drunk

    • @jordanrodriguez6412
      @jordanrodriguez6412 5 років тому +7

      They usually do

    • @quchi7232
      @quchi7232 5 років тому +13

      shit, I am that kind of friend

    • @a_w9570
      @a_w9570 5 років тому +5

      U realise he is extremely smart right?

    • @Zyilophone
      @Zyilophone 5 років тому +5

      Arthur Walkley don’t get emo

    • @matthewchoy8204
      @matthewchoy8204 5 років тому +22

      He’s living proof that you don’t need to be smart to make money

  • @clansurf2253
    @clansurf2253 4 роки тому +6519

    “im not a tech guy” *starts giving speech about technology leading to Elon losing brain cells*

    • @anoushka2946
      @anoushka2946 4 роки тому +21

      Ikr 😂

    • @jannikschmidt8511
      @jannikschmidt8511 4 роки тому +3

      Neurones/Neurons/Neura*

    • @engineergaming1669
      @engineergaming1669 4 роки тому +50

      Sultan Abdulhameed II it’s either your comments a joke or you don’t know how democracy and capitalism works

    • @clansurf2253
      @clansurf2253 4 роки тому +16

      @Sultan Abdulhameed II news flash. if you have a job in the US, you work for the government

    • @kingofthesnekes8517
      @kingofthesnekes8517 4 роки тому +6

      Sultan Abdulhameed II because it’s our right to buy and own land and we have the right to start our own business but he had speacial things u need to build a space company

  • @funky_monkey00
    @funky_monkey00 3 місяці тому +45

    jack ma's speaking like the morning affirmation quotes from instagram

  • @aaronsmith6632
    @aaronsmith6632 3 роки тому +2751

    "When I play ping pong, I mostly focus on ping, and I don't worry about pong." -- Jack Ma

  • @sherifahmed7441
    @sherifahmed7441 4 роки тому +24806

    I felt that Elon musk was dying inside.

  • @messiahmajid
    @messiahmajid 5 років тому +5691

    Jack Ma: speaks
    Elon: well yes... but actually no

    • @truckingjourneys
      @truckingjourneys 5 років тому +78

      Jack ma: 99.999% of prediction about future are wrong
      Elon musk: but back to the Future got atleast 4 predictions right

    • @fundemort
      @fundemort 5 років тому +9

      YOU GUYS ARE THE IDIOTS. YOU CANNOT COMPARE ELON TO JACKMA, BECAUSE BOTH OF THEM HAVE DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE IN THIS LIFE. BOTH ARE CORRECT. AND THEY BOTH LIKE TO MAKE JOKES WHICH BOTH UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER. YOU GUYS ARE THE REAL IDIOTS/LOSERS WHO CANNOT COMPREHENT WHATS GOING ON.

    • @consenant4769
      @consenant4769 5 років тому +19

      @@fundemort That is so dumb, also why are you so defensive? The guy is clearly an idiot. He has no knowledge about AI or Mars yet he talks about it.

    • @aiartsev
      @aiartsev 5 років тому +3

      So basically on level with any politician

    • @z.m.n.1998
      @z.m.n.1998 5 років тому +2

      @@fundemort Pissed off that much?

  • @michaelwest3252
    @michaelwest3252 2 місяці тому +78

    Jack Ma is a random word generator:
    "I never worry about the things I can't solve, I let other people to solve it. If nobody can solve it, just let it be. That's my life!"
    "Computers only have chips. Men have the heart. It's the heart where wisdom comes from. So don't worry about it."
    "They say human will be controlled by machines. I never believe in that. It's impossible. By the way, I'm not a tech guy."
    "According to science, human cannot create something smarter than human."
    "They think computer is smarter than human because can play chess better. Don't compete with that! You are stupid..."
    "If you want to survive in the future, you need LQ, Love IQ. Otherwise you can not survive in Artificial Intelligence Era."
    "I don't call it Artificial Intelligence, I call it Alibaba Intelligence."
    "People like us are strickly smart."
    "I'm not interested in Mars, I just came back from there."
    (Jack Ma)
    "Yea, might be true...!" (Elon Musk)

    • @cocoab9215
      @cocoab9215 2 місяці тому +5

      I wish I could somehow thumbs up more! This was even funnier written out!!

    • @Soxial_credits
      @Soxial_credits 11 днів тому +3

      Bro speaks like google translate😭

    • @azul1964
      @azul1964 6 днів тому +2

      Theres some truth in his words. English is not his first language u know... how about ask Elon to debate in chinese

    • @RajeevSoni-hm4yt
      @RajeevSoni-hm4yt 2 дні тому +3

      ​@@azul1964I don't think English is the problem his English is good

    • @edgardelibojr.4450
      @edgardelibojr.4450 День тому

      I think he said "people like us are street smart" which I don't know what the hell that means either😅

  • @bluepugjr4573
    @bluepugjr4573 5 років тому +3894

    Elon musk: *explains something in depth*
    Jack ma: *Static noises*

    • @ChrisPengelly
      @ChrisPengelly 5 років тому +12

      Bluepugjr underrated comment "static noises" 😂

    • @davidwasneverthere8149
      @davidwasneverthere8149 5 років тому +2

      🦗

    • @chinopanzon2122
      @chinopanzon2122 5 років тому +12

      You realize if Elon went to china and tried to speak chinese he would sound the same way?

    • @eijaysaldivar8591
      @eijaysaldivar8591 5 років тому +2

      He looks like he doesn't care cuz he big boi rich

    • @TeamPhlegmatisch
      @TeamPhlegmatisch 5 років тому +1

      @@chinopanzon2122 Its not the way he uses words, its the way what he says that makes him sound dumb AF. BUT hey, he is a billionare so he must be right , right?

  • @jrteal
    @jrteal 4 роки тому +3443

    Jack Ma is so rich, he outsourced his own intelligence.

  • @ouroboros3141
    @ouroboros3141 4 роки тому +2810

    "This right here is a laptop"
    Jack Ma: "I like to think of it as a... toplap... that's my view"

    • @incrediblerocket2409
      @incrediblerocket2409 4 роки тому +196

      I call it alibabtop

    • @tweakyp4448
      @tweakyp4448 4 роки тому +12

      😭im so dead

    • @Texas_Takeover
      @Texas_Takeover 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @WhosDnisify
      @WhosDnisify 4 роки тому +17

      The chinese people in the comments be like: "Nooo Jack Ma not stoopid He actually very smart maaan He just pretend to be idiot"

    • @dv9239
      @dv9239 4 роки тому +3

      Actually, he's got a point

  • @YogalaxmiMuthukrisnan
    @YogalaxmiMuthukrisnan 4 місяці тому +54

    Jack Ma has confidence ✅
    Mr. Genius has intelligence ✅

  • @godwho5365
    @godwho5365 5 років тому +10187

    Jack Ma: "I'm not a tech guy."
    **Proceeds to act like one.**

    • @abcdk3805
      @abcdk3805 5 років тому +32

      God Who? Because his empire is focused on business and markets

    • @mustangtris4955
      @mustangtris4955 5 років тому +41

      Abcd K anyone with an empire dedicated to business and markets requires knowing as much as possible about tech don’t u think? It’s growing so much don’t u think it has an affect on every market 🤷‍♂️

    • @abcdk3805
      @abcdk3805 5 років тому +89

      ​@@mustangtris4955 It's not Jack Ma doesn't know a thing about Ai. I am talking about the scope these two leaders were having conversation with was completely different. Each of them did not get the joke the other's telling due to language barrier and cultural difference.
      Ma is a business person, and from what I understand, he was talking about how human has control over our destiny because AI does not have emotional intelligence. He keeps promoting his business saying Alibaba Intelligence because he is trying to convince everyone to start a business to have the AI work for them instead of being controlled by AI. You can check out this book about how Chinese Tech companies are:
      AI Superpowers by Kaifu Li.
      What Elon Musk has been talking about, was just very empty to Jack Ma. He was trying to be witty, but Jack Ma also didnt get his jokes. Musk also didn't get Jack Ma's self deprecating, and kind of 'lecturing' style of speaking.
      There are many CEO's in America who knows nothing about tech, for example, TI's former CEO came from a hospitality background. Jack Ma is a leader, and he is good at business. Musk is technical, I would say. I don't think Ma and Musk were really having a conversation there

    • @dansproductions3122
      @dansproductions3122 5 років тому +2

      I mean at least he was honest about it.

    • @JohnSmith-cy9tt
      @JohnSmith-cy9tt 5 років тому

      Waooo...talk about being stupid...Is this dud Mr China no smart dud for real ???

  • @LAKD
    @LAKD 4 роки тому +45649

    Elon Musk just acts like how you would act when your grandparents try to tell you something but you know it's not really true but you still listen

    • @youssefa2941
      @youssefa2941 4 роки тому +222

      Pretty sure your grand parents know well more than you

    • @youssefa2941
      @youssefa2941 4 роки тому +49

      @Kirsty She's right, she saw what america was and what it became. You can't blame her for being nostalgic

    • @youssefa2941
      @youssefa2941 4 роки тому +24

      @@a-ha4940 I actually don't give a fuck at all about ur opinion but keep talking

    • @GoatGoat-bo3vf
      @GoatGoat-bo3vf 4 роки тому +12

      Kirsty You guys have a knockoff trump

    • @robins3257
      @robins3257 4 роки тому +35

      @@youssefa2941 Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

  • @owenwalker1774
    @owenwalker1774 5 років тому +38049

    Imagine working for this guy and trying not to argue with him.

    • @thatguyoverthere6531
      @thatguyoverthere6531 5 років тому +545

      When u think u know too much u later realize u know nothing. He just talked about college smartness. He says he doesn't worry about things he can't change he leaves dumbasses that think they know too much to worry about it. How much smarter can u get? Read between the lines, he's a wise man.

    • @Rollsatroyal
      @Rollsatroyal 5 років тому +1250

      The Hottest Guy well we’ve found the chinese person

    • @Rollsatroyal
      @Rollsatroyal 5 років тому +808

      The Hottest Guy “rEaD bEtWeEn ThE LiNeS” he can barely form sentences let alone write it

    • @owenwalker1774
      @owenwalker1774 5 років тому +175

      @@thatguyoverthere6531 famous last words

    • @leephang15
      @leephang15 5 років тому +116

      @@thatguyoverthere6531 correct because it's like comparing a Musician's goals with a Farmer's goals. They are two different people with different perspectives on their own life's. Do what you are capable of, once you are making right and good change for the future.

  • @braedynarmstrong5177
    @braedynarmstrong5177 7 місяців тому +12

    man is really firing on all cylinders in first gear

  • @oldstoffire
    @oldstoffire 5 років тому +4457

    "80% of statistics are false"
    "Yeah"
    "Lol gotem"

    • @nimmy56
      @nimmy56 5 років тому +28

      Toastoffire I would’ve said to him, %80 of all statistics or 80% of all statistics in every subject?
      20% 𝙤𝙛 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤𝙙𝙖𝙮.

    • @ronnieduvall2401
      @ronnieduvall2401 5 років тому +67

      The joke is 76% of statistics are made up on the spot...

    • @benjaminsoper3391
      @benjaminsoper3391 5 років тому +17

      Does that include that one 😂

    • @polardirt4835
      @polardirt4835 5 років тому +1

      👌

    • @vc2702
      @vc2702 5 років тому

      That was a joke lol.

  • @williamlewis1805
    @williamlewis1805 5 років тому +21869

    Elon's internal battle: Just ignore this guy, smile and get the Chinese Tax Credit....don't fight this fight

  • @christianbh
    @christianbh 4 роки тому +15100

    Elon slowly losing his polite patience.

    • @headerspbj770
      @headerspbj770 4 роки тому +57

      砂糖Sugar what the fuck

    • @ashp1546
      @ashp1546 4 роки тому +93

      Christian H. At 4:00 he popped off

    • @Sam-vz8pm
      @Sam-vz8pm 4 роки тому +11

      @@idkwhatgoeswithsausages I'm sorry what?

    • @idkwhatgoeswithsausages
      @idkwhatgoeswithsausages 4 роки тому +24

      For those who don’t know what I’m talking about, search about it and you’ll find out

    • @headerspbj770
      @headerspbj770 4 роки тому +15

      砂糖Sugar no it’s just... we didn’t need or want to know

  • @miyagi7487
    @miyagi7487 9 днів тому +12

    Alright, lets give Jack a credit, as English is not his first lang, and its harder for him to express himself

    • @Dawg99999
      @Dawg99999 8 днів тому +6

      He was an English teacher lol

    • @agnescroteau8960
      @agnescroteau8960 4 дні тому

      As much as I don’t personally enjoy Anglo (say,) tech , chewed by foreigner (say, mandarin) mind, regurgitated (even with enthusiasm)(and strong emphasis, somehow, on performance… nevertheless), back at me in broken English, I must admit your point is exactly my point.
      It’s generally wrong to make sure your opponent is stooopid - taking away his tools basically. Strawman argument at play in the video definitely

    • @marcalcarbo
      @marcalcarbo 2 дні тому +1

      I was thinking the same. But he could have talked less.

  • @richardyok4026
    @richardyok4026 5 років тому +10312

    *alibaba intelligence intesifies*

    • @smallcatgirl
      @smallcatgirl 5 років тому +17

      This comment is just to notify that you have 666 likes.

    • @An-xz1hj
      @An-xz1hj 5 років тому

      underrated ..

    • @Alanos234
      @Alanos234 5 років тому +4

      Just here to say you're at 999... The upvote button is temptink but I won't press it.

    • @keralis12
      @keralis12 5 років тому +2

      1111 likes

    • @looowlayrs9584
      @looowlayrs9584 5 років тому

      @@smallcatgirl thank you for witnessing

  • @skrrrtemorr8969
    @skrrrtemorr8969 4 роки тому +9902

    The Chinese guy sounds like he is trying to become school president

  • @mr.notsocreative
    @mr.notsocreative 4 роки тому +5173

    This is why I’m so quiet. So people can’t tell how stupid I really am.

    • @kamatayon6380
      @kamatayon6380 4 роки тому +241

      That means youre not that stupid

    • @ashutoshghosh3554
      @ashutoshghosh3554 4 роки тому +26

      High five!

    • @rutht8570
      @rutht8570 4 роки тому +7

      😂 smh

    • @cpgautam172
      @cpgautam172 4 роки тому +33

      That's more intelligence than what I have!

    • @looneymar9153
      @looneymar9153 4 роки тому +67

      "You either shut your mouth and seem stupid or open it once and prove it"

  • @stevefreels25
    @stevefreels25 7 місяців тому +5

    It's like a baby bird and a bald eagle sat down to have a conversation...lol

  • @patrykochmanski6156
    @patrykochmanski6156 3 роки тому +3634

    When you’re doing a group project and the person that did the least work has to present it.

  • @saminder987
    @saminder987 4 роки тому +3545

    Elon: **makes a joke**
    Audience: understandable, have a nice day

    • @hiro6406
      @hiro6406 4 роки тому +110

      Its a chinese crowd probably, theyre all scared of the chinese gulag.

    • @shrek3578
      @shrek3578 4 роки тому +2

      Yep

    • @hessjsus383
      @hessjsus383 4 роки тому +5

      @justin abraham or our brains are to small to even understand the fuck he said.

  • @dr.hazeblaze9216
    @dr.hazeblaze9216 4 роки тому +6050

    The way Elon looks when he said machines could never run the world, lol...

    • @edwardbuck7233
      @edwardbuck7233 4 роки тому +54

      the look at 0:22 is really funny also

    • @boblackross3571
      @boblackross3571 4 роки тому +11

      I thought you said "machines would rule the word"
      Water would actually work very well.

    • @florentin4061
      @florentin4061 4 роки тому +3

      They are not with the same opinion lol

    • @alphaomega9387
      @alphaomega9387 4 роки тому +3

      i feel like what he mean by that is a machine is still made by a human, so .. yeah

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat 4 роки тому +5

      @@alphaomega9387 The reason that doesn't matter with AI is that it could possibly learn more than what the human that designed it intended, i.e. if the AI ended up learning that the planet is only being made worse by humans and a world of only robots would be better, it might try and make it so. It could take years, and Im not explaining it very well but its a possibility.

  • @thelittleleg
    @thelittleleg 5 днів тому +6

    0:25 elon's reaction gets me every time 😆

  • @elyazidasri2968
    @elyazidasri2968 5 років тому +2914

    "I think AI will open a new chapter in the human history"
    "99% of predictions are wrong"

  • @gianb3952
    @gianb3952 5 років тому +3646

    "99.9999% of predictions are wrong"
    2 minutes later: "robots will never control humans"

    • @jamesbroad315
      @jamesbroad315 5 років тому +119

      99.99% of Jack Ma’s predictions are wrong

    • @KoalaKontrolJr
      @KoalaKontrolJr 5 років тому +6

      holdup'

    • @MartinLemay71
      @MartinLemay71 5 років тому +48

      99,99% of predictions are wrong because people like Jack Ma are making predictions without researching the subject. Might as well call it a guess

    • @JuankQuinteroMejia
      @JuankQuinteroMejia 5 років тому +7

      if 99.99% of Jack Ma's predictions are wrong, that means robots will most likely control humans?

    • @gianb3952
      @gianb3952 5 років тому +1

      @@JuankQuinteroMejia that's the point of the comment

  • @name6440
    @name6440 5 років тому +4508

    Jack : glass is glass and glass can break
    Elon : “Yeah 😑”

    • @DanS044
      @DanS044 5 років тому +87

      Na Me,
      Jack: says *”anything”*
      Elon: Yeah... love is the answer

    • @studentuser101
      @studentuser101 5 років тому +27

      I mean Elon Musk Tesla Truck glass did break when they were testing it live so...

    • @KnoppersPolizei
      @KnoppersPolizei 5 років тому

      @@studentuser101 ua-cam.com/video/DG9ezAuSn4c/v-deo.html 😉

    • @toxcrain9149
      @toxcrain9149 5 років тому

      Mr glass man, he’s really soft spoken, you never know it’s glass until it is broken

    • @robertedwards9055
      @robertedwards9055 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

  • @floyder99
    @floyder99 3 місяці тому +9

    Elon musks facial expression is like: "Why did i get out of bed today? Why?"

  • @lemiro3699
    @lemiro3699 5 років тому +2763

    "If no one can solve it, let it be."
    Me: *leaves test blank*

    • @pummyy
      @pummyy 5 років тому +11

      unless someone keeps trying not sure how he expects things to be solved...just a fucking bulb needed thousands of filaments to be test and failed.

    • @zoombabweeggwipe6263
      @zoombabweeggwipe6263 5 років тому +12

      Now this is the logic I can get behind

    • @lancevance6346
      @lancevance6346 5 років тому +8

      Don warry aboud et ! -Jack Ma et Johnny;The Room

    • @npc2000.0
      @npc2000.0 5 років тому

      HA

    • @_VictorGrantz_
      @_VictorGrantz_ 5 років тому

      yeetus deletus lmfao

  • @ctw10wilso
    @ctw10wilso 5 років тому +4992

    Are we sure that’s water in his glass?

  • @antonlemvigh5621
    @antonlemvigh5621 5 років тому +1432

    "00.00% of the predictions are right, but they are right by accident."

    • @pedrobatista7975
      @pedrobatista7975 5 років тому +8

      LOL

    • @corinth9140
      @corinth9140 5 років тому +119

      300 -IQ- Alibaba Intelligence

    • @AudioRedmusicunlimited
      @AudioRedmusicunlimited 5 років тому +3

      Lamo 😂

    • @OGSumo
      @OGSumo 5 років тому +10

      I don’t have any soft spot for the guy, but I would imagine that english is his second language and cut him some slack on this.

    • @antonost5055
      @antonost5055 5 років тому

      Ye i Got the same. He's just a little... idk...

  • @margarette_yt
    @margarette_yt 5 місяців тому +55

    Jack Ma + Elon = hilarious

  • @filofoful4258
    @filofoful4258 3 роки тому +3654

    "99,9% of human predictions are wrong"
    Stock investors have left the chat

    • @bowskee
      @bowskee 3 роки тому +122

      Simpsons have left the chat

    • @ulyssesdecastro2261
      @ulyssesdecastro2261 3 роки тому +34

      I think he talks about predictions future above centuries years 99% would be wrong. For example about 150 years ago who would imagine technology advance so fast.
      Some predictions failed.
      If you watched movies about year 2000 cars would be flying, civilization collapse. Prediction: 'Millennium Bug' in 2000, where some people predicted chaos in computer networks.
      Prediction: Thomas Edison said Everything will be made of steel
      Prediction: Recorded music will destroy all musical ability
      Prediction: Electricity is just a fad
      Prediction: In 1950, Associated Press writer Dorothy Roe used what she called “scientific evidence” to predict that by the year 2000, all women would be six feet tall.
      Prediction: We’re all going to live forever-ish
      until 2030 said a friend of Winston Churchill, high-powered lawyer FE Smith, wrote in 1922 of medical advances
      Prediction: Telephones will never catch on
      In 1876, the President of Western Union, William Orton, dismissed phones as a “toy” when Alexander Graham Bell offered to sell him the patent for $100,000. According to True West magazine, Orton wrote an internal memo stating, “The idea is idiotic on the face of it. Furthermore, why would any person want to use this ungainly and impractical device when he can send a messenger to the telegraph office and have a clear written message sent to any large city in the United States?”
      99% predictions about future failed.
      About Mars he said it's better invest billions or trillions dollars here on Earth Planet has big resources not explored than invest on Mars without return short deadline.
      About AI yes Elon Musk is right. AI will be the future. Probably replace 80% all of jobs and create a useless mass humans. www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/may/20/silicon-assassins-condemn-humans-life-useless-artificial-intelligence

    • @lit4827
      @lit4827 3 роки тому +1

      @@bowskee i was thinking the same LOL

    • @smooth-music4854
      @smooth-music4854 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @आयुष-न5ब
      @आयुष-न5ब 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @fluffypineapple3699
    @fluffypineapple3699 2 роки тому +6226

    This feels like a group presentation where only one person worked on it and the other one is just improvising as they go.

    • @MonsterVFX
      @MonsterVFX 2 роки тому +25

      So true

    • @jetonjet6686
      @jetonjet6686 2 роки тому +28

      Underrated LMAO 😭🤣

    • @mrfarts5176
      @mrfarts5176 2 роки тому +18

      How can Jack be this incoherent!? This guy is a clown.

    • @Rickygrines
      @Rickygrines 2 роки тому +10

      @@mrfarts5176 There are plenty of incoherent people that have convinced themselves their flawed logic makes sense

    • @stevkoul
      @stevkoul 2 роки тому +1

      ... And he wait a better score than the smart guy deserves

  • @zeckarius9346
    @zeckarius9346 5 років тому +2422

    "99.99% of all predictions of the future are wrong"
    "Even that one?"

    • @tomhaswell6283
      @tomhaswell6283 5 років тому +9

      @@yout-g7s I guess that's part of the joke lol

    • @Greaseshow
      @Greaseshow 5 років тому +31

      He said 99.9% of all predictions people made in history were false...he’s referencing the past, not the future... y’all high? Including Elon?

    • @farislatif8846
      @farislatif8846 5 років тому +2

      Simpson never wrong well not yet 🤣

    • @EuroKoncepts
      @EuroKoncepts 5 років тому +6

      @@Greaseshow THE FUTURE ALWAYS ENDS UP BEING THE PAST

    • @Greaseshow
      @Greaseshow 5 років тому +6

      Real Online Income Partners this is true, so when the future becomes present, you can determine if people from the past made correct predictions. He’s just saying that up until today, 99.9% of the predictions people made (that we can observe today and not something that has to do with the year 2025), have been wrong.

  • @timkins9674
    @timkins9674 11 днів тому +8

    I think Jack Ma wanted to say that computer can't create something, while people themselves created a computer and many other things. Computers can't create, cause they just don't need to worry about creating, cause they dont live the life in which they need something to be created. Computers just play the scenarios the people put into them, while people create scenarios themselves.
    So in these meeting Jack Ma actually said many wise things, Elon btw seemed to have a lot of problems with constructing and expressing his thoughts

    • @RobertoBollijr
      @RobertoBollijr 8 днів тому +2

      The problem is that computers absolutely can create things, just look at generative AI and LLMs (which now prompt themselves multiple times to establish a chain of thought). Computers aren't sentient and cannot make physical items like we can, of course, but given a goal state (e.g. "design a bicycle for elderly persons"), a computer can simulate, optimize, design, and then make a 3D model. As technology advances, it will be harder and harder to make the argument that computers are mere tools, as their capabilities through AI already rival that of many jobs (secretaries, programmers, etc.)
      Jack Ma is a practical man, who got wealthy by starting the Amazon of China. He is not very smart. His only degree is a BA in English. So he absolutely has no idea what he's talking about here lol

    • @timkins9674
      @timkins9674 8 днів тому

      @RobertoBollijr the clue point is that u have to say "design it" to midjourney, gpt etc. , while people can have a thought themselves. You don't have to graduate Cambridge to understand that. He didn't say that AI is dumb, he just distinguished between programmed mind and real mind.

    • @googlellaeiolemitäänsalattavaa
      @googlellaeiolemitäänsalattavaa День тому

      ​@@RobertoBollijrThe only reason you are not richest man on earth is that you are wasting your time on UA-cam comment section.

  • @exploregamer6738
    @exploregamer6738 5 років тому +1031

    Sometimes it’s easier to say “okay” awkwardly than argue with someone who doesn’t know what they’re talking about.

    • @atlas1721
      @atlas1721 5 років тому +1

      @@bloggingoreo I can't, I have to argue...

    • @andromeda4995
      @andromeda4995 5 років тому

      This is so true

    • @MrEysox
      @MrEysox 5 років тому +4

      @@atlas1721 and it's nice because you help those people to understand what they're talking about or,at least to make them understand they're saying false facts

    • @tomatojuices5340
      @tomatojuices5340 5 років тому +1

      @@atlas1721 its kinda bad if you are in front of camera you know... It was suppose to be some chill conversation between "smart guy" or something. So awkward

  • @bagzyzed2792
    @bagzyzed2792 5 років тому +1653

    99.9% wrong
    Jack Ma: So the 0.00% is right

    • @ajayannamalai3623
      @ajayannamalai3623 5 років тому +23

      Zahid Balagazay ikr like a fourth grader is twice as smart as him

    • @jahkeha
      @jahkeha 5 років тому +12

      @@ajayannamalai3623 he could just be bad at english

    • @voltus20
      @voltus20 5 років тому +29

      @@jahkeha he has a major in english, that's not a language barrier problem, but a mental one

    • @bleach4052
      @bleach4052 5 років тому +21

      @@jahkeha 0=zero
      0=zero
      1=zero
      wtf

    • @placetime
      @placetime 5 років тому +1

      this one hit the spot man

  • @GothPlatypus
    @GothPlatypus 5 років тому +2333

    Jack Ma: Says anything
    Elon Musk: Visible confusion

    • @Blue-no4jt
      @Blue-no4jt 5 років тому +25

      That's what happens when you're surrounded by yes men who constantly praise everything you say - you start to lose your ability to discern what's true and what isn't. It's not like Elon Musk is completely immune to this either.

    • @insectslayer1374
      @insectslayer1374 5 років тому +1

      Is he a dolphin?

    • @rifarira9160
      @rifarira9160 5 років тому +1

      @@insectslayer1374 Jotaro: What did you say?

    • @bernardo00124719
      @bernardo00124719 5 років тому

      @@rifarira9160 he asked if the guy was a dolphin dude.

    • @the.zabrak
      @the.zabrak 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

  • @zalternative1
    @zalternative1 7 місяців тому +7

    Jack Ma is definitely motivational lmao

    • @manvirbiral2034
      @manvirbiral2034 7 днів тому

      He seems like a good guy who is trolling us 🤣

  • @philipnguyen4811
    @philipnguyen4811 4 роки тому +6133

    Jack Ma is literally my dad when he’s drunk and says random things.

    • @luisespin533
      @luisespin533 4 роки тому +13

      philip nguyen 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JTan74
      @JTan74 4 роки тому +14

      Drunk Uncles for me. 😂

    • @pritesbas9247
      @pritesbas9247 4 роки тому +9

      Seriously dude....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @philipnguyen4811
      @philipnguyen4811 4 роки тому +5

      The adults should learn cOllEge sMarTneSs

    • @superpussycat6648
      @superpussycat6648 4 роки тому +3

      Nguyen=Vietnamese

  • @itsapocalyps0443
    @itsapocalyps0443 5 років тому +2024

    Elon at most times look like he’s thinking “I’m not gonna even try with this guy”

    • @chooo573
      @chooo573 5 років тому +1

      Exactly lol

    • @la24dogg21
      @la24dogg21 5 років тому +6

      He's trying Soo hard not to just destroy him clearly . Littirly how do people get so dumb and ignorent ?

    • @johnbarron5409
      @johnbarron5409 5 років тому +15

      @Football Always / كورة دائمًا Elon doesn't care about wealth lol

    • @johnbarron5409
      @johnbarron5409 5 років тому +8

      @Football Always / كورة دائمًا He's a genius who just so happened to accumulate a ton of wealth as a consequence, Jack Ma is just the founder of alibaba, which is a shit company btw

    • @johnbarron5409
      @johnbarron5409 5 років тому +6

      @Football Always / كورة دائمًا from 5:15 you can tell that Ma doesn't even understand what a computer is lol

  • @thefinkie6459
    @thefinkie6459 4 роки тому +4103

    "99.99% of the predictions are wrong."
    "Including that one?"
    "Yeah!"
    There goes the point sailing clean over his head.

    • @kallucelfrumos4946
      @kallucelfrumos4946 4 роки тому +53

      yeaaaaaa..... but is a problem this is noot a prediction !

    • @thefinkie6459
      @thefinkie6459 4 роки тому +35

      @@kallucelfrumos4946 Well THAT ^ wasn't even a sentence, but I take your point. It wasn't really a very good comeback on Musk's part..

    • @user-py1ld5et4y
      @user-py1ld5et4y 4 роки тому +1

      80%**

    • @DayZeroChannel
      @DayZeroChannel 4 роки тому +1

      r/whOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHhhhhHhhHhhhhhhhhhHhhHhHHHH

    • @irrelevance3859
      @irrelevance3859 4 роки тому +20

      0.000% are correct and that's by luck

  • @lurutpetal
    @lurutpetal 2 місяці тому +2

    "including that one?", "oh yeah"... Bro was so fast

  • @DP-bs5ci
    @DP-bs5ci 4 роки тому +2881

    This Situation for Elon was probably harder than the SpaceX launch.

    • @liamleech4748
      @liamleech4748 4 роки тому +33

      More stressful for sure

    • @kaleightee3759
      @kaleightee3759 4 роки тому +2

      Hahaha 😂 facts

    • @gibusgibus6540
      @gibusgibus6540 4 роки тому +4

      Rin fan? 😁

    • @Phill6123
      @Phill6123 4 роки тому +3

      Honestly, even for me it would. I still don’t know how to deal with people with different ideals than me. But dealing with people with different ideals, visions, and in thinking is too about being smart. Edit: Nothing easy to do. Requires psychology knowledge.

    • @mrgoggles1963
      @mrgoggles1963 4 роки тому +3

      @Bla Bla ...hardly a roast.

  • @hudsonbrown2136
    @hudsonbrown2136 4 роки тому +3730

    It’s sounds like this man is trying to make a quote out of every sentence

    • @gregs460
      @gregs460 4 роки тому +13

      @Handsome Squidward to the firing squad!

    • @Buttersdynamite1
      @Buttersdynamite1 4 роки тому +18

      Most likely his dictionary is 100 words or so. So he tries hard not to tell same word two or three times in a row :D

    • @hadzrahatta8072
      @hadzrahatta8072 4 роки тому +25

      Yeah he thought that just because he's rich, whatever he said will turn into gold😂😂😂

    • @hudsonbrown2136
      @hudsonbrown2136 4 роки тому +2

      Hadzra Hatta tru

    • @hudsonbrown2136
      @hudsonbrown2136 4 роки тому +1

      Nicholas Garcia same

  • @kingdilcan
    @kingdilcan 4 роки тому +3212

    Elon Musk is dying inside and be like: Help me, I want to leave now

    • @mangoeater6919
      @mangoeater6919 4 роки тому +9

      I liked this but that made it 70 so I didnt, gotta keep it nice

    • @botbernard6208
      @botbernard6208 4 роки тому +2

      @@mangoeater6919 I was gonna say thé exact same thing and I saw your comment...

    • @jaykumarsolanki367
      @jaykumarsolanki367 4 роки тому +1

      I want to like this but it's a 256
      AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE.

    • @kristians8191
      @kristians8191 4 роки тому

      I pressed 666 like

  • @Teslabull
    @Teslabull 4 місяці тому +38

    2024 Tim Cook “Apple Intelligence”

    • @koolaid33
      @koolaid33 4 місяці тому +3

      Jack Ma certainly got that iPhone intelligence, that's for sure.

    • @xboneava
      @xboneava 2 місяці тому +1

      Lmaoo

  • @keksbrot4995
    @keksbrot4995 3 роки тому +4651

    Elon musk is just thinking how to say something without insulting him. xD

  • @virtualeso1706
    @virtualeso1706 3 роки тому +2213

    "if you are stupid, just be intelligent"
    - Jack Ma

  • @AgainstTheCurrent11
    @AgainstTheCurrent11 3 роки тому +3396

    Math Teacher: Why is your page blank?
    Jack Ma: I never worry about the things I can not solve.

    • @ferdiskala
      @ferdiskala 3 роки тому +31

      Underrated comment

    • @swwwsss7870
      @swwwsss7870 3 роки тому +8

      This needs more likes

    • @jasonsilva9896
      @jasonsilva9896 3 роки тому +16

      Extended in this Jeck Ma's statement -- And i have left it black for you to solve it because you know the resolution 😂

    • @jjarmstrong1997
      @jjarmstrong1997 3 роки тому +3

      @@jasonsilva9896 lmao

    • @edgeless5
      @edgeless5 3 роки тому

      😂 that was great

  • @outdoorsvoyage6993
    @outdoorsvoyage6993 4 місяці тому +8

    Jack ma: AI will never become better than the human brain
    Elon Musk: *Laughs in robotic voice*

    • @Thisisyouyouyou
      @Thisisyouyouyou 2 місяці тому

      I agree with him. AI will never become better than the human brain. As humans, we are still struggling with 0.1percent of our potentials. The mind is God. The mind is limitless. The mind is the infinity. Everything, including AI, is the mind, and guess where it sits most? The human brain. Now this is my perspective. Doesn't have to be right. But it's right for me at least so that's everything. Thanks.

  • @WitchDoctor87
    @WitchDoctor87 5 років тому +1536

    When you are on a really bad date with someone you find out is crazy.

    • @QuemuelBA
      @QuemuelBA 5 років тому +6

      Spot on 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Stale_Buns
      @Stale_Buns 5 років тому +1

      Are you referring to your current profile picture?

    • @WitchDoctor87
      @WitchDoctor87 5 років тому +1

      @@Stale_Buns No... I'm referring to the video..

    • @WitchDoctor87
      @WitchDoctor87 5 років тому +2

      @@QuemuelBA Thanks 👍

    • @QuemuelBA
      @QuemuelBA 5 років тому +1

      @@Stale_Buns stop hating man, they look fabulous.

  • @jolie8276
    @jolie8276 3 роки тому +3453

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT
    “Eighty percent of statistics are false”
    “Yea”
    LIKE HE JUST BELIEVED AND AGREED WITH HIS JOKE

    • @violetta278
      @violetta278 3 роки тому +31

      yea, I also noticed that LOL

    • @afreenaimanabdrahman1409
      @afreenaimanabdrahman1409 3 роки тому +23

      Isnt that the whole idea of his joke

    • @quiet8253
      @quiet8253 3 роки тому +23

      When i read 80% of the statistics are false it said it at the same time

    • @kevj745
      @kevj745 3 роки тому +31

      OK, Chinese ppl don't understand American jokes. If I tell a Joke in Chinese, would you be able to understand?

    • @dmvconartists1855
      @dmvconartists1855 3 роки тому +63

      @@kevj745 they are both speaking English tho.. maybe there would still be a slight language barrier but.. idk I think if he told a Chinese joke in English that I would understand it

  • @bfnvalley
    @bfnvalley 5 років тому +2277

    “It’s also true that 80% of Statistics are false.”
    “Yeah.”
    “:-)”

    • @tharv120
      @tharv120 5 років тому +56

      I was in splits when he said that. Jack ha NO idea lmaooo

    • @MrTripsJ
      @MrTripsJ 5 років тому +18

      jack ma is ‘street smart’ TM

    • @philippebantsi3038
      @philippebantsi3038 5 років тому +17

      The audience had NO idea also

    • @tjparrillo5931
      @tjparrillo5931 5 років тому +3

      Good thing my statistics out in the 25%

    • @arghya5673
      @arghya5673 5 років тому

      That was a savage reply

  • @Wallace_1123
    @Wallace_1123 2 місяці тому +11

    Jack Ma: "The pee is stored in balls, and thats my view"

    • @jzen1455
      @jzen1455 Місяць тому

      "Yellow 5 shrink ding dong." - Jack MA

  • @halfisher3598
    @halfisher3598 5 років тому +2057

    Poor elon, he wasn’t expecting him to be that simple minded.

    • @invict1722
      @invict1722 5 років тому +21

      Which mind?

    • @adunknowng
      @adunknowng 5 років тому +1

      @@invict1722 don't you mean what mind?

    • @dc5285
      @dc5285 5 років тому +2

      Oh the irony

    • @Eigenbros
      @Eigenbros 5 років тому +49

      A speech barrier also makes it harder to communicate ideas in a sophisticated manner. Imagine how dumb Elon would sound trying to speak Chinese

    • @drefhill
      @drefhill 5 років тому +30

      @@Eigenbros Ma dumbshit in this interview is not a language problem. His english is good enough. He has done good interviews before. But here he just seems to be a stupid asshole trying to contradict Musk with stupid nonsense.

  • @DaGunFatha
    @DaGunFatha 4 роки тому +1693

    At this point I think he’s putting random English words together.

    • @chaseharris69
      @chaseharris69 4 роки тому +6

      😂🤣

    • @treynova6892
      @treynova6892 4 роки тому

      lmao

    • @semy4544
      @semy4544 4 роки тому

      bruh

    • @ainmelypse279
      @ainmelypse279 4 роки тому

      @The Swarm what? But he spoke smoothly

    • @Poth94
      @Poth94 4 роки тому

      Jack Ma is just an AI, created by AI, to make people think AI is harmless.

  • @tentix9022
    @tentix9022 3 роки тому +2168

    “It's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it's damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.”

    • @SheaLaVie
      @SheaLaVie 3 роки тому +37

      Proverbs 26:4 NLT
      4 Don’t answer the foolish arguments of fools, or you will become as foolish as they are.

    • @theindiediary5950
      @theindiediary5950 3 роки тому +5

      Why did you put Bill Murray lol?

    • @yunopoopy
      @yunopoopy 3 роки тому +12

      Very true. I have never won argument with a stupid person. It’s always been me being tired out because of the stupidity and lack of listening/understanding or just them being unconvincable after explaining it to them as if they were in kindergarten.

    • @raxxtv1998
      @raxxtv1998 3 роки тому +1

      @@yunopoopy Well maybe you ought to respect their intelligence then, and perhaps they would be more willing to listen to you.

    • @Voicesinthecrowdd
      @Voicesinthecrowdd 3 роки тому +1

      @@SheaLaVie Wow that’s so true I love the Bible..

  • @gigiwhoot
    @gigiwhoot 7 місяців тому +3

    I like that Elon stays a gentlemen, even when he's thinking wth is he talking about? Lol

  • @paulamizerak821
    @paulamizerak821 5 років тому +1995

    How I think I sound when I'm having a conversation while high: *elon musk*
    How I actually sound: *the other guy*

    • @Michauu
      @Michauu 5 років тому +8

      Thats a good one ;)
      Clearly an indication that smoking weed on a regular basis is not a good choice if you care about your brain

    • @machyphee806
      @machyphee806 5 років тому +19

      Michau it was a joke go cry yourself to sleep while chugging jack Daniels

    • @paulamizerak821
      @paulamizerak821 5 років тому +5

      @@Michauu clearly your parents don't love you enough for you to realise that it's a joke and you should really get over yourself

    • @Michauu
      @Michauu 5 років тому +5

      Paula Mizerak well it seems like you thought i tried to insult you with my statement
      No, i wasnt trying to. I was talking about weed and its influence on brain cells. Thats it.
      And when it comes to weed, sorry that is just reality. In a longer period of time it is not healthy at all.

    • @Michauu
      @Michauu 5 років тому +2

      Mac Hyphee Im sorry bro, i drink real whiskey on rare ocassions not some supermarket piece of crap.

  • @dwaynemondragon6421
    @dwaynemondragon6421 5 років тому +961

    Jack Ma: Computer cleaver but human smarter
    Elon Musk: *sweats*

    • @goose33
      @goose33 5 років тому +18

      Clever... lol
      Meat cleaver

    • @mr.wonderbreadman3597
      @mr.wonderbreadman3597 5 років тому +4

      Lmao 😂 I think he switched his flash cards

  • @MarcusUK19
    @MarcusUK19 3 роки тому +1699

    “If you’re paralysed, just move” - Jack Ma

    • @Xindet
      @Xindet 3 роки тому +5

      Tempted to like but 69. cant do sorry

    • @jkz8565
      @jkz8565 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ilikepigs69
      @ilikepigs69 3 роки тому +2

      “If you’re homeless, just buy a house” - Jack Ma

    • @X3N1TH
      @X3N1TH 3 роки тому +1

      Bro he’s supposed to be dumb not an ABSOLUTE GENIUS

    • @ilikeanimals5015
      @ilikeanimals5015 3 роки тому

      4Head

  • @whyspee133
    @whyspee133 7 місяців тому +12

    "Love is the answer. Many songs about that" 😂😂😂

  • @alexj.mercer8027
    @alexj.mercer8027 4 роки тому +4321

    A part of Elon's soul dies every second he is listening to Jack Ma.

    • @Balrambana
      @Balrambana 4 роки тому +26

      I am not going home because I’m going home and then going home to pick me hu was the night to come to my home to go to my moms and then go home and get to the house to go to get dad and I don’t want him going to be there and he can come over to the house to go get my car so he could get a little money for you guys and I don’t give him a call and then he will go.
      {That happens when you just click middle word of suggestion column’ say it to jack ma 😁}

    • @Thakurrajesh680
      @Thakurrajesh680 4 роки тому +11

      Mine laughing here....felt pity on elon.. to be sitting with him

    • @vasusangwan
      @vasusangwan 4 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TCTFounder
      @TCTFounder 4 роки тому +6

      A part of MY soul died every time Jack Ma spoke!

    • @bellatrixie8578
      @bellatrixie8578 4 роки тому +3

      @@TCTFounder Mine too

  • @vince-p.8591
    @vince-p.8591 5 років тому +5031

    My last 2 brain cells arguing at 3am:

  • @robertli2451
    @robertli2451 5 років тому +2055

    Elon Musk: I very much disagree
    Jack Ma: Yeah, that's good

    • @LoveUnityUnderGod
      @LoveUnityUnderGod 5 років тому +21

      that's why he is clever than musk.

    • @Chytrusowa
      @Chytrusowa 5 років тому +2

      XD

    • @panama1942
      @panama1942 5 років тому +42

      Disagreement is how discussions happen which can lead to better solutions. A bunch of teenagers trying to shit on a billionaire, hahaha.

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 5 років тому +2

      Panama agreed

    • @voidtp8339
      @voidtp8339 5 років тому +1

      Because he knows he is wrong and Elon musk is right

  • @ChefDyYT
    @ChefDyYT 3 місяці тому +21

    Didn't expect this typa idiocracy from rich old Jack Ma 😂

    • @meilina3475
      @meilina3475 3 місяці тому +3

      It's not idiocracy, it's a serious challenge about expressing himself in english, that's all

    • @Jiayz-s5r
      @Jiayz-s5r 2 місяці тому +2

      @@meilina3475How about both😊.

  • @florianmessner2789
    @florianmessner2789 5 років тому +3704

    "Humans are smarter"
    Elon: *looks at him* - "yeah, definetely not"

    • @looptime2136
      @looptime2136 5 років тому +36

      WHY DOESN'T THIS HAVE 10000 LIKES

    • @hanshao829
      @hanshao829 5 років тому +13

      Florian Messner “Humans ain’t smarter” “Some fools cannot even spell ‘definitely’!” Jack Ma: “I’m convinced”

    • @cantinadudes
      @cantinadudes 5 років тому +7

      @@hanshao829 some fools aren't native english speakers my friend
      In other words, as lpng as they can communicate everything is fine

    • @jmu4391
      @jmu4391 5 років тому +6

      Elon : pulls a gun " enough kid"

    • @boynextdoor931
      @boynextdoor931 5 років тому +9

      Han Shao “He misspelled a word! He dumb dumb, Me smarty smarty”

  • @mysticflare2972
    @mysticflare2972 5 років тому +3741

    When you're talking to a friend who is high af 🤣😂

    • @INFINITEXII
      @INFINITEXII 5 років тому +3

      LMFAO

    • @Bloop2016
      @Bloop2016 5 років тому +1

      LMAO 😂 😂😂

    • @Bloop2016
      @Bloop2016 5 років тому +1

      😂

    • @Noodlewee
      @Noodlewee 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bnqz-vv5vm
      @bnqz-vv5vm 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bonelesspizza957
    @bonelesspizza957 5 років тому +14443

    Jack MA: “Pee is stored in the balls, and that’s my view”

  • @snitchbabosnitch3159
    @snitchbabosnitch3159 7 днів тому +7

    all i see is elon acting like a clown in front of someone who's really down to earth .. perspective i guess

    • @haiderawan1203
      @haiderawan1203 6 днів тому +4

      as do i. Jack Ma is trying to voice his opinion while Elon is being a narcissistic robot.

    • @hhjolsrkoogswdgg
      @hhjolsrkoogswdgg 2 дні тому

      "Thats my view"

    • @haiderawan1203
      @haiderawan1203 2 дні тому

      @@hhjolsrkoogswdgg no, its mine.

  • @LivingGuy484
    @LivingGuy484 3 роки тому +1563

    "People die when they are killed"
    - Jack Ma, unironically.

    • @11guyinthechair
      @11guyinthechair 3 роки тому +22

      President of my country is just as smart. As he famously said, “those who have died from covid, wont celebrate christmas” on national tv.

    • @ChilledBacon
      @ChilledBacon 3 роки тому +5

      I understand this reference,
      I enjoyed it

    • @syntaxside
      @syntaxside 3 роки тому

      @@11guyinthechair which country are u from

    • @jessechoi571
      @jessechoi571 3 роки тому +2

      That's Shirou's quote

    • @11guyinthechair
      @11guyinthechair 3 роки тому

      @@syntaxside Latvia

  • @liamtaylor5091
    @liamtaylor5091 5 років тому +2614

    Jack Ma is me trying to bullshit my way through a Socratic seminar in English

    • @timetogetmyway
      @timetogetmyway 5 років тому +5

      Hahahahahaha

    • @friendlyneighborhoodspider3962
      @friendlyneighborhoodspider3962 5 років тому +3

      Yooooooooo 😂

    • @pongofant2030
      @pongofant2030 5 років тому

      truuueee 😂😂😂

    • @bigchungus920
      @bigchungus920 5 років тому +17

      That was me last week. We had to read a book in English class and discuss it class. My dumbass didn't read it but I just followed along and cut people off when they were talking so it seems like I wanted to talk a lot or I knew about the book. So if someone brought up a point in the book, instead of talking about the book I would slightly and carefully change the talk from citing text to talking about the morality and certain things about the book and life that didn't require any knowledge of the actual book. I got a good grade that day and did better than most people in my class during our conversation

    • @shirori2004
      @shirori2004 5 років тому

      @@bigchungus920 niceee

  • @cerealscerealscereals
    @cerealscerealscereals 4 роки тому +3190

    elon trying not to lose his patience with alibaba intelligence having a stroke

    • @davidkim3518
      @davidkim3518 4 роки тому +15

      lmao he probably had like 10 seizures

    • @JankyOk
      @JankyOk 4 роки тому +14

      I'd like to think he has vodka in the bottle that he is drinking out of, so that he can eventually get on the same level of idiocy of jack

    • @pearl5395
      @pearl5395 4 роки тому

      Hazard Hawk the company the richest man in China runs.