When Elon Musk realised China's richest man is an idiot ( Jack Ma )

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  • @DxsPro
    @DxsPro  5 років тому +53033

    Full video: ua-cam.com/video/WSKYWu-S2G0/v-deo.html

    • @Collected-Light
      @Collected-Light 5 років тому +825

      He said 99,99% LOL

    • @honestabe5153
      @honestabe5153 5 років тому +655

      Jesus he really is a moron

    • @PanpanXplore
      @PanpanXplore 5 років тому +102

      @DxsPro good job on the making this video, I was looking for this LOL.

    • @younghippy7482
      @younghippy7482 5 років тому +175

      Jack Ma richest man in China how?

    • @probablyprioty7529
      @probablyprioty7529 5 років тому +74

      Went 10mins in and couldn’t take the bs and then came across your video afterwards!

  • @nelinuada
    @nelinuada 5 років тому +66552

    I love how Elon looks at the camera sarcastically like he's in the Office

    • @brom1277
      @brom1277 5 років тому +1486

      hes probably watched it one too many times

    • @jtorres6837
      @jtorres6837 5 років тому +1440

      Nah, he's looking at the audience to see if they are as amazed as he is, lol!

    • @codeine3496
      @codeine3496 5 років тому +296

      Skysniperツ 1:28

    • @astridkjellberg
      @astridkjellberg 5 років тому +47

      LMAOO

    • @KL-000
      @KL-000 5 років тому +134

      Neli Nuada it’s the facial expressions that get me 😂

  • @theuniversalmudkip1102
    @theuniversalmudkip1102 5 років тому +90943

    He sounds like a kid that's telling why his favourite power ranger is stronger

  • @paulmealey4158
    @paulmealey4158 4 роки тому +35927

    This man sounds like he's just pressing the middle auto correct button to make those sentences.

    • @krisskuli
      @krisskuli 4 роки тому +686

      Made my day

    • @Tipzer
      @Tipzer 4 роки тому +307

      you think i is a great game

    • @paulmealey4158
      @paulmealey4158 4 роки тому +204

      @@Tipzer I mean I don't know if I can help in any way I can get a copy of the invoice for the heads up on the computer.

    • @krisskuli
      @krisskuli 4 роки тому +35

      Muster und Farben sind in der Regel nicht zu sehen

    • @archerassassin8
      @archerassassin8 4 роки тому +136

      @@paulmealey4158 the same thing as you can see I have a few things to do with the tastiest and I will be there at the same time I don't have a car so I can get it to you by the end

  • @Eagle-z4p
    @Eagle-z4p 28 днів тому +258

    'To confuse your opponent, first you have to confuse yourself' - Jack Ma

    • @EmmanuelEkem-r4v
      @EmmanuelEkem-r4v 21 день тому

      Language barrier if you had an iq above the single digits you’ed know this .

    • @alkendan3984
      @alkendan3984 20 днів тому +2

      Sun Tzu aproves

    • @Luis82388
      @Luis82388 7 днів тому

      Genious.

  • @AgainstTheCurrent11
    @AgainstTheCurrent11 3 роки тому +3570

    Math Teacher: Why is your page blank?
    Jack Ma: I never worry about the things I can not solve.

    • @ferdiskala
      @ferdiskala 3 роки тому +36

      Underrated comment

    • @swwwsss7870
      @swwwsss7870 3 роки тому +9

      This needs more likes

    • @jasonsilva9896
      @jasonsilva9896 3 роки тому +19

      Extended in this Jeck Ma's statement -- And i have left it black for you to solve it because you know the resolution 😂

    • @jjarmstrong1997
      @jjarmstrong1997 3 роки тому +3

      @@jasonsilva9896 lmao

    • @edgeless5
      @edgeless5 3 роки тому

      😂 that was great

  • @LambertTherapy
    @LambertTherapy 4 роки тому +3756

    “I just came back from Mars” I think that’s a hint that China’s richest man spends all his money on shrooms

    • @MnMn-sm8be
      @MnMn-sm8be 4 роки тому +11

      Bro I’m on one

    • @OswaldM_14
      @OswaldM_14 4 роки тому +8

      They must have some great shrooms on mars

    • @LambertTherapy
      @LambertTherapy 4 роки тому +4

      STEM Insight oh shit didn’t realize that

    • @JaggyBoi1699
      @JaggyBoi1699 4 роки тому +3

      Hahahahaha 😂😂

    • @Slayer119988
      @Slayer119988 4 роки тому +13

      You know, psychedelics don’t really work on stupid people. Not the same way they work on smart people.

  • @saminder987
    @saminder987 4 роки тому +3659

    Elon: **makes a joke**
    Audience: understandable, have a nice day

    • @hiro6406
      @hiro6406 4 роки тому +110

      Its a chinese crowd probably, theyre all scared of the chinese gulag.

    • @shrek3578
      @shrek3578 4 роки тому +3

      Yep

    • @hessjsus383
      @hessjsus383 4 роки тому +5

      @justin abraham or our brains are to small to even understand the fuck he said.

  • @puncher939
    @puncher939 5 місяців тому +2964

    "I'm not a tech guy"
    *Owns the biggest tech company in China*

    • @nieshuchangwhitleyss2468
      @nieshuchangwhitleyss2468 5 місяців тому +140

      the one who owns the biggest tech company doesn't have to know technology tho... well, in china

    • @DywanTv
      @DywanTv 3 місяці тому

      He is from China. He does not own the company. Remember it's communist country, he does and says what the goverment tells him.

    • @mastermind6064
      @mastermind6064 3 місяці тому +1

      He got there with a lot of luck, licking boots and more luck. Success= Intelligence+Skill is a fallacy. It is a fallacy because 95% of the rich is demagog. Literally 40% already rich from family, others steals, licking boots, steals more... It is easy to achive one success after Stealing other people's success. One example is Donald Trump's son, he is an idiot max average IQ, but with enough propaganda they accept him as a genius why? Because he start a charity for his father with is father's money and he didn't even plan anything his hired workers or assistans did everything. :) 🤡🤡🤡. In the end you just need to do stop the smart guy while he was a kid.

    • @gotisass6337
      @gotisass6337 3 місяці тому

      @@nieshuchangwhitleyss2468Biden

    • @serpentine1983
      @serpentine1983 2 місяці тому +68

      They only have to know how to manage it. It's like a president of a country, they do not have to know everything, it's impossible, but they have to know what people they put in charge of what.

  • @bnclalala
    @bnclalala 5 років тому +17205

    Musk seems like an Office actor, looking at the camera every time he hears nonsense things

    • @jamalsalads
      @jamalsalads 5 років тому +73

      HAHHAHAHA THE OFFICE HAHHAHA FUNNY HAHAHAHA

    • @rouniherrera441
      @rouniherrera441 5 років тому +26

      The Jimmy Fallon Show.

    • @adnuso
      @adnuso 5 років тому +55

      no its called a jim, please have some respect

    • @pacjohn
      @pacjohn 5 років тому +4

      That’s so true😂

    • @dewanggaapssadry996
      @dewanggaapssadry996 5 років тому +17

      elon is jim when jack ma is being scott/Dwight

  • @duyminhle3799
    @duyminhle3799 5 років тому +76065

    Elon Musk was doing a try not to laugh challenge

    • @umutrenk1857
      @umutrenk1857 5 років тому +517

      Duy Minh le HOLY SHIT,, BEST COMMENT 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @starfinger6875
      @starfinger6875 5 років тому +1491

      try not to kill myself challenge

    • @ViolentKisses87
      @ViolentKisses87 5 років тому +834

      Laugh? That entire video made me cringe so hard I had to stop several times.

    • @jannisa3316
      @jannisa3316 5 років тому +167

      And he failed haha

    • @magicl3o
      @magicl3o 5 років тому +62

      Like me in classroom when a teacher exply something

  • @Matthew-fj6eu
    @Matthew-fj6eu 4 роки тому +7850

    *Everybody’s gangsta until Elon doesn’t stutter*

  • @timelessjc
    @timelessjc Місяць тому +575

    Most people were probably alive before they died.
    - Jack Ma

    • @josephngan9789
      @josephngan9789 Місяць тому +8

      LOL

    • @Denayhh
      @Denayhh Місяць тому +12

      Thats deep

    • @Fury83748
      @Fury83748 Місяць тому +3

      Does he even know English 😂

    • @Rastapopoulos2939
      @Rastapopoulos2939 Місяць тому

      Maybe its an old budhist saying. 😊

    • @paralamota8632
      @paralamota8632 Місяць тому +5

      60 seconds around the worlds is 1 minutes passed in Africa.
      - Jack Ma

  • @clansurf2253
    @clansurf2253 4 роки тому +6745

    “im not a tech guy” *starts giving speech about technology leading to Elon losing brain cells*

    • @anoushka2946
      @anoushka2946 4 роки тому +21

      Ikr 😂

    • @jannikschmidt8511
      @jannikschmidt8511 4 роки тому +3

      Neurones/Neurons/Neura*

    • @engineergaming1669
      @engineergaming1669 4 роки тому +50

      Sultan Abdulhameed II it’s either your comments a joke or you don’t know how democracy and capitalism works

    • @clansurf2253
      @clansurf2253 4 роки тому +16

      @Sultan Abdulhameed II news flash. if you have a job in the US, you work for the government

    • @kingofthesnekes8517
      @kingofthesnekes8517 4 роки тому +6

      Sultan Abdulhameed II because it’s our right to buy and own land and we have the right to start our own business but he had speacial things u need to build a space company

  • @jrteal
    @jrteal 4 роки тому +3799

    Jack Ma is so rich, he outsourced his own intelligence.

  • @ouroboros3141
    @ouroboros3141 4 роки тому +3038

    "This right here is a laptop"
    Jack Ma: "I like to think of it as a... toplap... that's my view"

    • @incrediblerocket2409
      @incrediblerocket2409 4 роки тому +227

      I call it alibabtop

    • @tweakyp4448
      @tweakyp4448 4 роки тому +14

      😭im so dead

    • @Texas_Takeover
      @Texas_Takeover 4 роки тому +4

      Lmao

    • @WhosDnisify
      @WhosDnisify 4 роки тому +20

      The chinese people in the comments be like: "Nooo Jack Ma not stoopid He actually very smart maaan He just pretend to be idiot"

    • @dv9239
      @dv9239 4 роки тому +4

      Actually, he's got a point

  • @mr.alt.6626
    @mr.alt.6626 Місяць тому +251

    I’m sure he sounds much more intelligent when having conversations in mandarin.

    • @someguy787
      @someguy787 Місяць тому +69

      Yeah probably. But you can’t deny that he was talking pure nonsense in the video.

    • @SilvieFicova
      @SilvieFicova Місяць тому +15

      or in tangerin

    • @shutengloke5907
      @shutengloke5907 Місяць тому +11

      @@someguy787 you mean in this 6min edited video?

    • @destrodevil6975
      @destrodevil6975 29 днів тому +8

      Sorry, in East Asia. Like China Japan, nobody English is good. To me (Taiwanese). He is already speak better than most of us.

    • @BigNasouyi
      @BigNasouyi 29 днів тому +16

      It's an ideology thing though, not a language thing, bad language doesn't mean you say stuff like "If no can fix it let it", or "99.99% of predictions are completely false" among all other things...

  • @MrRea5on
    @MrRea5on 5 років тому +13989

    When Elon realizes that jack ma is a chat bot

  • @kingdilcan
    @kingdilcan 4 роки тому +3248

    Elon Musk is dying inside and be like: Help me, I want to leave now

    • @mangoeater6919
      @mangoeater6919 4 роки тому +9

      I liked this but that made it 70 so I didnt, gotta keep it nice

    • @botbernard6208
      @botbernard6208 4 роки тому +2

      @@mangoeater6919 I was gonna say thé exact same thing and I saw your comment...

    • @jaykumarsolanki367
      @jaykumarsolanki367 4 роки тому +1

      I want to like this but it's a 256
      AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE.

    • @kristians8191
      @kristians8191 4 роки тому

      I pressed 666 like

  • @Kj16V
    @Kj16V 5 років тому +10186

    Plot twist: Jack Ma *is* AI.
    Just not a very good one.

    • @electricalastro
      @electricalastro 5 років тому +60

      actually artificial intelligence....in another sense lol

    • @shahzaib.q9499
      @shahzaib.q9499 5 років тому +52

      make sense, maybe that's why he talks like those auto-generated articles

    • @TR2000LT
      @TR2000LT 5 років тому +118

      *Alibaba intelligence*

    • @HelloWorld-fb2oh
      @HelloWorld-fb2oh 5 років тому +1

      Shahzaib .Q I hope your joking

    • @621Tomcat
      @621Tomcat 5 років тому +29

      Artificial idiot

  • @funky_monkey00
    @funky_monkey00 5 місяців тому +164

    jack ma's speaking like the morning affirmation quotes from instagram

  • @fluffypineapple3699
    @fluffypineapple3699 2 роки тому +6265

    This feels like a group presentation where only one person worked on it and the other one is just improvising as they go.

    • @MonsterVFX
      @MonsterVFX 2 роки тому +25

      So true

    • @jetonjet6686
      @jetonjet6686 2 роки тому +28

      Underrated LMAO 😭🤣

    • @mrfarts5176
      @mrfarts5176 2 роки тому +18

      How can Jack be this incoherent!? This guy is a clown.

    • @Rickygrines
      @Rickygrines 2 роки тому +10

      @@mrfarts5176 There are plenty of incoherent people that have convinced themselves their flawed logic makes sense

    • @stevkoul
      @stevkoul 2 роки тому +1

      ... And he wait a better score than the smart guy deserves

  • @teeganfox177
    @teeganfox177 5 років тому +3862

    Jack Ma is like that one friend who thinks he knows everything when he's drunk

    • @jordanrodriguez6412
      @jordanrodriguez6412 5 років тому +11

      They usually do

    • @quchi7232
      @quchi7232 5 років тому +18

      shit, I am that kind of friend

    • @a_w9570
      @a_w9570 5 років тому +8

      U realise he is extremely smart right?

    • @Zyilophone
      @Zyilophone 5 років тому +5

      Arthur Walkley don’t get emo

    • @matthewchoy8204
      @matthewchoy8204 5 років тому +27

      He’s living proof that you don’t need to be smart to make money

  • @philipnguyen4811
    @philipnguyen4811 4 роки тому +6165

    Jack Ma is literally my dad when he’s drunk and says random things.

    • @luisespin533
      @luisespin533 4 роки тому +14

      philip nguyen 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JTan74
      @JTan74 4 роки тому +15

      Drunk Uncles for me. 😂

    • @pritesbas9247
      @pritesbas9247 4 роки тому +9

      Seriously dude....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @philipnguyen4811
      @philipnguyen4811 4 роки тому +5

      The adults should learn cOllEge sMarTneSs

    • @superpussycat6648
      @superpussycat6648 4 роки тому +3

      Nguyen=Vietnamese

  • @dv140
    @dv140 Місяць тому +68

    0:54 "Only 0.000% of predictions are true by accident"

    • @yogi30303
      @yogi30303 14 днів тому +1

      Hahahaha i didn't notice this one among all other stupid things being said😂

    • @ChesterManfred
      @ChesterManfred 13 днів тому

      I love how he gets to the point where he starts poking fun at him slightly

  • @bluepugjr4573
    @bluepugjr4573 5 років тому +3996

    Elon musk: *explains something in depth*
    Jack ma: *Static noises*

    • @ChrisPengelly
      @ChrisPengelly 5 років тому +14

      Bluepugjr underrated comment "static noises" 😂

    • @davidwasneverthere8149
      @davidwasneverthere8149 5 років тому +3

      🦗

    • @chinopanzon2122
      @chinopanzon2122 5 років тому +16

      You realize if Elon went to china and tried to speak chinese he would sound the same way?

    • @eijaysaldivar8591
      @eijaysaldivar8591 5 років тому +2

      He looks like he doesn't care cuz he big boi rich

    • @TeamPhlegmatisch
      @TeamPhlegmatisch 5 років тому +1

      @@chinopanzon2122 Its not the way he uses words, its the way what he says that makes him sound dumb AF. BUT hey, he is a billionare so he must be right , right?

  • @dr.hazeblaze9216
    @dr.hazeblaze9216 4 роки тому +6131

    The way Elon looks when he said machines could never run the world, lol...

    • @edwardbuck7233
      @edwardbuck7233 4 роки тому +57

      the look at 0:22 is really funny also

    • @boblackross3571
      @boblackross3571 4 роки тому +12

      I thought you said "machines would rule the word"
      Water would actually work very well.

    • @florentin4061
      @florentin4061 4 роки тому +3

      They are not with the same opinion lol

    • @alphaomega9387
      @alphaomega9387 4 роки тому +3

      i feel like what he mean by that is a machine is still made by a human, so .. yeah

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat 4 роки тому +5

      @@alphaomega9387 The reason that doesn't matter with AI is that it could possibly learn more than what the human that designed it intended, i.e. if the AI ended up learning that the planet is only being made worse by humans and a world of only robots would be better, it might try and make it so. It could take years, and Im not explaining it very well but its a possibility.

  • @DP-bs5ci
    @DP-bs5ci 4 роки тому +2961

    This Situation for Elon was probably harder than the SpaceX launch.

    • @liamleech4748
      @liamleech4748 4 роки тому +34

      More stressful for sure

    • @kaleightee3759
      @kaleightee3759 4 роки тому +2

      Hahaha 😂 facts

    • @gibusgibus6540
      @gibusgibus6540 4 роки тому +4

      Rin fan? 😁

    • @Phill6123
      @Phill6123 4 роки тому +3

      Honestly, even for me it would. I still don’t know how to deal with people with different ideals than me. But dealing with people with different ideals, visions, and in thinking is too about being smart. Edit: Nothing easy to do. Requires psychology knowledge.

    • @mrgoggles1963
      @mrgoggles1963 4 роки тому +3

      @Bla Bla ...hardly a roast.

  • @oholimoli
    @oholimoli Місяць тому +94

    The biggest problem with AI is that people like Jack Ma will control it

    • @Richard_SoNxx
      @Richard_SoNxx Місяць тому +1

      That's actually great point and it's really sad to be true

    • @creamsfnlol
      @creamsfnlol Місяць тому +4

      Its a circus over there

    • @youngslav_official
      @youngslav_official 29 днів тому

      No, bro. The biggest problem with AI is people like xi jinping aka modern hitler will control it.

    • @Erich__88
      @Erich__88 21 день тому

      Precisely. AI in itself is not the problem

    • @superhydra8873
      @superhydra8873 8 днів тому

      You misspelled elon musk, everybody is shitting on Ma but musk is literally the biggest clown in America, oh and the cyber truck is literally killing people

  • @i.ncreator9918
    @i.ncreator9918 4 роки тому +6064

    The only true thing he said is "I'm not a tech guy"

    • @steps8140
      @steps8140 4 роки тому +13

      Hes a tech master his tech's broken

    • @user-gh8wt2zi2n
      @user-gh8wt2zi2n 4 роки тому +58

      He also said that he had just got back from Mars. that was totally true

    • @BLANKONTOP
      @BLANKONTOP 4 роки тому

      You have a good taste in music

    • @i.ncreator9918
      @i.ncreator9918 4 роки тому +5

      @@BLANKONTOP thanks man I appreciate it, no one has ever said this to me you're the first one 😳

    • @ibrahimumar6279
      @ibrahimumar6279 4 роки тому +2

      R ' wait, for real

  • @LAKD
    @LAKD 5 років тому +46101

    Elon Musk just acts like how you would act when your grandparents try to tell you something but you know it's not really true but you still listen

    • @youssefa2941
      @youssefa2941 4 роки тому +222

      Pretty sure your grand parents know well more than you

    • @youssefa2941
      @youssefa2941 4 роки тому +50

      @Kirsty She's right, she saw what america was and what it became. You can't blame her for being nostalgic

    • @youssefa2941
      @youssefa2941 4 роки тому +24

      @@a-ha4940 I actually don't give a fuck at all about ur opinion but keep talking

    • @GoatGoat-bo3vf
      @GoatGoat-bo3vf 4 роки тому +12

      Kirsty You guys have a knockoff trump

    • @robins3257
      @robins3257 4 роки тому +36

      @@youssefa2941 Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

  • @patrykochmanski6156
    @patrykochmanski6156 3 роки тому +4020

    When you’re doing a group project and the person that did the least work has to present it.

  • @Mal_Freeman0451
    @Mal_Freeman0451 Місяць тому +30

    Plot Twist: The guy has an IQ of 200, and in this interview, he solved 90% of the world's problems. The issue is that his English tutor was the world's greatest practical joker.

  • @messiahmajid
    @messiahmajid 5 років тому +5807

    Jack Ma: speaks
    Elon: well yes... but actually no

    • @truckingjourneys
      @truckingjourneys 5 років тому +79

      Jack ma: 99.999% of prediction about future are wrong
      Elon musk: but back to the Future got atleast 4 predictions right

    • @fundemort
      @fundemort 5 років тому +10

      YOU GUYS ARE THE IDIOTS. YOU CANNOT COMPARE ELON TO JACKMA, BECAUSE BOTH OF THEM HAVE DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE IN THIS LIFE. BOTH ARE CORRECT. AND THEY BOTH LIKE TO MAKE JOKES WHICH BOTH UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER. YOU GUYS ARE THE REAL IDIOTS/LOSERS WHO CANNOT COMPREHENT WHATS GOING ON.

    • @consenant4769
      @consenant4769 5 років тому +19

      @@fundemort That is so dumb, also why are you so defensive? The guy is clearly an idiot. He has no knowledge about AI or Mars yet he talks about it.

    • @aiartsev
      @aiartsev 5 років тому +3

      So basically on level with any politician

    • @z.m.n.1998
      @z.m.n.1998 5 років тому +2

      @@fundemort Pissed off that much?

  • @lemiro3699
    @lemiro3699 5 років тому +2801

    "If no one can solve it, let it be."
    Me: *leaves test blank*

    • @pummyy
      @pummyy 5 років тому +11

      unless someone keeps trying not sure how he expects things to be solved...just a fucking bulb needed thousands of filaments to be test and failed.

    • @zoombabweeggwipe6263
      @zoombabweeggwipe6263 5 років тому +12

      Now this is the logic I can get behind

    • @lancevance6346
      @lancevance6346 5 років тому +8

      Don warry aboud et ! -Jack Ma et Johnny;The Room

    • @npc2000.0
      @npc2000.0 5 років тому

      HA

    • @_VictorGrantz_
      @_VictorGrantz_ 5 років тому

      yeetus deletus lmfao

  • @gettothapoint6798
    @gettothapoint6798 3 роки тому +3618

    ”If you are disabled, get enabled."
    - Jack Ma

  • @floyder99
    @floyder99 4 місяці тому +57

    Elon musks facial expression is like: "Why did i get out of bed today? Why?"

    • @Abunaza-as-seylani
      @Abunaza-as-seylani Місяць тому +4

      If you listen to jack ma statements objectively then You will actually know that he is not stupid, his positions are valid and resonates more with reality,
      Elon is just arrogant and is full of himself and his dumb ideas, which most of the times will flop and will end up being waste of resources, he cares about leaving to mars and abandoning the earth after exploiting and abusing its resources. While jack ma believes that it is nearly impossible to do what elon is planning to do and that he should focus on bettering the world.

    • @Crabbadabba
      @Crabbadabba 28 днів тому +1

      @@Abunaza-as-seylaniGlad somebody pointed that out.

  • @williamlewis1805
    @williamlewis1805 5 років тому +21989

    Elon's internal battle: Just ignore this guy, smile and get the Chinese Tax Credit....don't fight this fight

  • @mysticflare2972
    @mysticflare2972 5 років тому +3750

    When you're talking to a friend who is high af 🤣😂

    • @INFINITEXII
      @INFINITEXII 5 років тому +3

      LMFAO

    • @Bloop2016
      @Bloop2016 5 років тому +1

      LMAO 😂 😂😂

    • @Bloop2016
      @Bloop2016 5 років тому +1

      😂

    • @Noodlewee
      @Noodlewee 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bnqz-vv5vm
      @bnqz-vv5vm 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dwaynemondragon6421
    @dwaynemondragon6421 5 років тому +966

    Jack Ma: Computer cleaver but human smarter
    Elon Musk: *sweats*

    • @goose33
      @goose33 5 років тому +19

      Clever... lol
      Meat cleaver

    • @mr.wonderbreadman3597
      @mr.wonderbreadman3597 5 років тому +4

      Lmao 😂 I think he switched his flash cards

  • @michaelwest3252
    @michaelwest3252 3 місяці тому +175

    Jack Ma is a random word generator:
    "I never worry about the things I can't solve, I let other people to solve it. If nobody can solve it, just let it be. That's my life!"
    "Computers only have chips. Men have the heart. It's the heart where wisdom comes from. So don't worry about it."
    "They say human will be controlled by machines. I never believe in that. It's impossible. By the way, I'm not a tech guy."
    "According to science, human cannot create something smarter than human."
    "They think computer is smarter than human because can play chess better. Don't compete with that! You are stupid..."
    "If you want to survive in the future, you need LQ, Love IQ. Otherwise you can not survive in Artificial Intelligence Era."
    "I don't call it Artificial Intelligence, I call it Alibaba Intelligence."
    "People like us are strickly smart."
    "I'm not interested in Mars, I just came back from there."
    (Jack Ma)
    "Yea, might be true...!" (Elon Musk)

    • @cocoab9215
      @cocoab9215 3 місяці тому +11

      I wish I could somehow thumbs up more! This was even funnier written out!!

    • @Soxial_credits
      @Soxial_credits Місяць тому +11

      Bro speaks like google translate😭

    • @azul1964
      @azul1964 Місяць тому +10

      Theres some truth in his words. English is not his first language u know... how about ask Elon to debate in chinese

    • @RajeevSoni-hm4yt
      @RajeevSoni-hm4yt Місяць тому +8

      ​@@azul1964I don't think English is the problem his English is good

    • @edgardelibojr.4450
      @edgardelibojr.4450 Місяць тому +5

      I think he said "people like us are street smart" which I don't know what the hell that means either😅

  • @skrrrtemorr8969
    @skrrrtemorr8969 4 роки тому +9987

    The Chinese guy sounds like he is trying to become school president

  • @shreyanshdokania3025
    @shreyanshdokania3025 3 роки тому +4780

    " If you are disabled , Just enable yourself "
    ~Jack Ma

  • @winterfell9990
    @winterfell9990 5 років тому +7007

    3:10 "if nobody can solve it then let it be"
    We did it boys, *cancer research* is no more

    • @chuuuu1131
      @chuuuu1131 5 років тому +78

      Riemann Hypothesis be like

    • @IvanRiv99
      @IvanRiv99 5 років тому +84

      Winterfell “thats my life” lol

    • @EliChngs
      @EliChngs 5 років тому +33

      I laughed. good job

    • @explosivfurret3007
      @explosivfurret3007 5 років тому +30

      We saved cancer yaaay

    • @sebione3576
      @sebione3576 5 років тому +9

      @@explosivfurret3007 yay cancer is cured yay!

  • @thelittleleg
    @thelittleleg Місяць тому +49

    0:25 elon's reaction gets me every time 😆

  • @keksbrot4995
    @keksbrot4995 4 роки тому +4793

    Elon musk is just thinking how to say something without insulting him. xD

  • @christianbh
    @christianbh 4 роки тому +15458

    Elon slowly losing his polite patience.

    • @headerspbj770
      @headerspbj770 4 роки тому +58

      砂糖Sugar what the fuck

    • @ashp1546
      @ashp1546 4 роки тому +94

      Christian H. At 4:00 he popped off

    • @Sam-vz8pm
      @Sam-vz8pm 4 роки тому +12

      @@idkwhatgoeswithsausages I'm sorry what?

    • @idkwhatgoeswithsausages
      @idkwhatgoeswithsausages 4 роки тому +25

      For those who don’t know what I’m talking about, search about it and you’ll find out

    • @headerspbj770
      @headerspbj770 4 роки тому +16

      砂糖Sugar no it’s just... we didn’t need or want to know

  • @pyramidrat9187
    @pyramidrat9187 5 років тому +2671

    AI is Alibaba Intelligence - Jack Ma, 2019

    • @kimbaldun
      @kimbaldun 5 років тому +1

      @Dark OO he doesn't have Aladeen
      He has "Aladeen"

    • @leuchtekulli251
      @leuchtekulli251 5 років тому +2

      OK boomer

    • @linusalpsten1921
      @linusalpsten1921 5 років тому

      @Dark OO he didn't get a very Aladeen reaction from the crowd

    • @rolandojr.4044
      @rolandojr.4044 5 років тому

      I cant even tell if he's joking or not

    • @Xirnatts
      @Xirnatts 5 місяців тому +2

      4 years later: Apple Intelligence

  • @miyagi7487
    @miyagi7487 Місяць тому +29

    Alright, lets give Jack a credit, as English is not his first lang, and its harder for him to express himself

    • @Dawg99999
      @Dawg99999 Місяць тому +13

      He was an English teacher lol

    • @agnescroteau8960
      @agnescroteau8960 Місяць тому +1

      As much as I don’t personally enjoy Anglo (say,) tech , chewed by foreigner (say, mandarin) mind, regurgitated (even with enthusiasm)(and strong emphasis, somehow, on performance… nevertheless), back at me in broken English, I must admit your point is exactly my point.
      It’s generally wrong to make sure your opponent is stooopid - taking away his tools basically. Strawman argument at play in the video definitely

    • @marcalcarbo
      @marcalcarbo Місяць тому +2

      I was thinking the same. But he could have talked less.

    • @deivymaybe7554
      @deivymaybe7554 Місяць тому

      Jackie Chan

    • @rii-po1cz
      @rii-po1cz Місяць тому

      I don't think so. How can someone be wrong so many times?

  • @sting0072007
    @sting0072007 5 років тому +17250

    This started off being funny, but ended up being really depressing.

    • @csepelcharlie8389
      @csepelcharlie8389 5 років тому +807

      Yes, and kind of uncomfortable watching it...

    • @nicolae3140
      @nicolae3140 5 років тому +492

      it gets depressing really fucking fast dude....

    • @rasmus8408
      @rasmus8408 5 років тому +22

      Csepel Charlie yeah

    • @ItzSplash_
      @ItzSplash_ 5 років тому +36

      What y’all mean?

    • @HollowedCrow
      @HollowedCrow 5 років тому +504

      Itz Splash Because this guy is the jeff bezos of china, its almost like he got rich by accident

  • @aaronsmith6632
    @aaronsmith6632 3 роки тому +2828

    "When I play ping pong, I mostly focus on ping, and I don't worry about pong." -- Jack Ma

  • @ZaneEckols
    @ZaneEckols 4 роки тому +4585

    the only thing right he said was “I’m not a tech guy”

    • @wnana4469
      @wnana4469 4 роки тому +36

      It’s true, he is just a billionaire.

    • @xiaoshen194
      @xiaoshen194 4 роки тому +28

      @@wnana4469 yup *just* a billionaire

    • @Mr.Gundam7
      @Mr.Gundam7 4 роки тому +14

      @@wnana4469 musk has more money than him now XD

    • @agustinsantos8852
      @agustinsantos8852 4 роки тому +5

      The other stuff he said was unintelligible, or directly incomplete, you have to deduce by context what he's trying to say xD

    • @uKaigo
      @uKaigo 4 роки тому

      @@agustinsantos8852 yeah

  • @outdoorsvoyage6993
    @outdoorsvoyage6993 5 місяців тому +13

    Jack ma: AI will never become better than the human brain
    Elon Musk: *Laughs in robotic voice*

    • @Thisisyouyouyou
      @Thisisyouyouyou 4 місяці тому

      I agree with him. AI will never become better than the human brain. As humans, we are still struggling with 0.1percent of our potentials. The mind is God. The mind is limitless. The mind is the infinity. Everything, including AI, is the mind, and guess where it sits most? The human brain. Now this is my perspective. Doesn't have to be right. But it's right for me at least so that's everything. Thanks.

  • @elyazidasri2968
    @elyazidasri2968 5 років тому +2943

    "I think AI will open a new chapter in the human history"
    "99% of predictions are wrong"

  • @oldstoffire
    @oldstoffire 5 років тому +4574

    "80% of statistics are false"
    "Yeah"
    "Lol gotem"

    • @nimmy56
      @nimmy56 5 років тому +28

      Toastoffire I would’ve said to him, %80 of all statistics or 80% of all statistics in every subject?
      20% 𝙤𝙛 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤𝙙𝙖𝙮.

    • @ronnieduvall2401
      @ronnieduvall2401 5 років тому +71

      The joke is 76% of statistics are made up on the spot...

    • @benjaminsoper3391
      @benjaminsoper3391 5 років тому +21

      Does that include that one 😂

    • @polardirt4835
      @polardirt4835 5 років тому +1

      👌

    • @vc2702
      @vc2702 5 років тому

      That was a joke lol.

  • @nilstrieb
    @nilstrieb 5 років тому +1682

    Jack: you can go to Mars, but you can't go back
    Elon: well we can do that
    I'm dying

    • @gj9157
      @gj9157 5 років тому +51

      Yeah, he clearly knows nothing about that topic.

    • @gj9157
      @gj9157 5 років тому +42

      @@Jockster109 Yes he does, love is the answer!!

    • @gj9157
      @gj9157 5 років тому +10

      @@Rose_Emp 🤦‍♂️Shit, can't forget that!

    • @elhad9453
      @elhad9453 5 років тому +2

      Nilstrieb when

    • @gj9157
      @gj9157 5 років тому +1

      @Egg T No need to fear, Alibaba is here!

  • @salvatoreangius5338
    @salvatoreangius5338 28 днів тому +6

    The drunk guy in front of the liquor store you agree with just to not provoke as a simpler option

  • @dendikurniawan8577
    @dendikurniawan8577 5 років тому +2295

    *Jack ma* : "AI = Alibaba Intelligence"
    *Google Brain, Deepmind & FacebookAI left the chat

    • @hanadashi3910
      @hanadashi3910 5 років тому +57

      Broke: Artificial intelligence
      Woke: Alibaba intelligence

    • @LuCkiiEsZz
      @LuCkiiEsZz 5 років тому +2

      DARPA is going to have a great laugh from this

    • @Economivision
      @Economivision 5 років тому +1

      BAHAHAHAHA!!!

    • @scarm_rune
      @scarm_rune 5 років тому

      @THEMY unepic

    • @truckingjourneys
      @truckingjourneys 5 років тому

      @First name Last name stop making excuses you meme lord

  • @sherifahmed7441
    @sherifahmed7441 4 роки тому +24989

    I felt that Elon musk was dying inside.

  • @owenwalker1774
    @owenwalker1774 5 років тому +38213

    Imagine working for this guy and trying not to argue with him.

    • @thatguyoverthere6531
      @thatguyoverthere6531 5 років тому +546

      When u think u know too much u later realize u know nothing. He just talked about college smartness. He says he doesn't worry about things he can't change he leaves dumbasses that think they know too much to worry about it. How much smarter can u get? Read between the lines, he's a wise man.

    • @Rollsatroyal
      @Rollsatroyal 5 років тому +1252

      The Hottest Guy well we’ve found the chinese person

    • @Rollsatroyal
      @Rollsatroyal 5 років тому +811

      The Hottest Guy “rEaD bEtWeEn ThE LiNeS” he can barely form sentences let alone write it

    • @owenwalker1774
      @owenwalker1774 5 років тому +176

      @@thatguyoverthere6531 famous last words

    • @leephang15
      @leephang15 5 років тому +116

      @@thatguyoverthere6531 correct because it's like comparing a Musician's goals with a Farmer's goals. They are two different people with different perspectives on their own life's. Do what you are capable of, once you are making right and good change for the future.

  • @Girlwithapurse03
    @Girlwithapurse03 Місяць тому +18

    0:55 Jack Ma didnt catch Elon’s joke here.. basically Elon said Jack is most likely wrong..and Jack didnt catch it and said “yea” 😂

    • @ShubhamPawar-ln2yp
      @ShubhamPawar-ln2yp Місяць тому +2

      his mother tongue is Chinese, I have a Chinese friend, who struggles a lot with z English

    • @Girlwithapurse03
      @Girlwithapurse03 Місяць тому +1

      @@ShubhamPawar-ln2yp that’s valid! 👌🏽

  • @robertli2451
    @robertli2451 5 років тому +2057

    Elon Musk: I very much disagree
    Jack Ma: Yeah, that's good

    • @LoveUnityUnderGod
      @LoveUnityUnderGod 5 років тому +21

      that's why he is clever than musk.

    • @Chytrusowa
      @Chytrusowa 5 років тому +2

      XD

    • @panama1942
      @panama1942 5 років тому +44

      Disagreement is how discussions happen which can lead to better solutions. A bunch of teenagers trying to shit on a billionaire, hahaha.

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 5 років тому +2

      Panama agreed

    • @voidtp8339
      @voidtp8339 5 років тому +1

      Because he knows he is wrong and Elon musk is right

  • @imaltux
    @imaltux 5 років тому +1724

    i burst out laughing everytime elon is speechless and can only make weird expression.

    • @PuniSher00003
      @PuniSher00003 5 років тому +1

      First comment

    • @molly1190
      @molly1190 5 років тому +1

      Second

    • @ab.alr.5016
      @ab.alr.5016 5 років тому

      In start when chinese said i hate AI Elon was backingaway like a mocking kid expression, so in otherwords Elon was an asswipe

  • @thefinkie6459
    @thefinkie6459 4 роки тому +4280

    "99.99% of the predictions are wrong."
    "Including that one?"
    "Yeah!"
    There goes the point sailing clean over his head.

    • @kallucelfrumos4946
      @kallucelfrumos4946 4 роки тому +62

      yeaaaaaa..... but is a problem this is noot a prediction !

    • @thefinkie6459
      @thefinkie6459 4 роки тому +39

      @@kallucelfrumos4946 Well THAT ^ wasn't even a sentence, but I take your point. It wasn't really a very good comeback on Musk's part..

    • @user-py1ld5et4y
      @user-py1ld5et4y 4 роки тому +1

      80%**

    • @DayZeroChannel
      @DayZeroChannel 4 роки тому +1

      r/whOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHhhhhHhhHhhhhhhhhhHhhHhHHHH

    • @irrelevance3859
      @irrelevance3859 4 роки тому +21

      0.000% are correct and that's by luck

  • @timkins9674
    @timkins9674 Місяць тому +10

    I think Jack Ma wanted to say that computer can't create something, while people themselves created a computer and many other things. Computers can't create, cause they just don't need to worry about creating, cause they dont live the life in which they need something to be created. Computers just play the scenarios the people put into them, while people create scenarios themselves.
    So in these meeting Jack Ma actually said many wise things, Elon btw seemed to have a lot of problems with constructing and expressing his thoughts

    • @RobertoBollijr
      @RobertoBollijr Місяць тому +3

      The problem is that computers absolutely can create things, just look at generative AI and LLMs (which now prompt themselves multiple times to establish a chain of thought). Computers aren't sentient and cannot make physical items like we can, of course, but given a goal state (e.g. "design a bicycle for elderly persons"), a computer can simulate, optimize, design, and then make a 3D model. As technology advances, it will be harder and harder to make the argument that computers are mere tools, as their capabilities through AI already rival that of many jobs (secretaries, programmers, etc.)
      Jack Ma is a practical man, who got wealthy by starting the Amazon of China. He is not very smart. His only degree is a BA in English. So he absolutely has no idea what he's talking about here lol

    • @timkins9674
      @timkins9674 Місяць тому

      @RobertoBollijr the clue point is that u have to say "design it" to midjourney, gpt etc. , while people can have a thought themselves. You don't have to graduate Cambridge to understand that. He didn't say that AI is dumb, he just distinguished between programmed mind and real mind.

    • @googlellaeiolemitäänsalattavaa
      @googlellaeiolemitäänsalattavaa Місяць тому

      ​@@RobertoBollijrThe only reason you are not richest man on earth is that you are wasting your time on UA-cam comment section.

    • @pussyhammer6969
      @pussyhammer6969 Місяць тому

      That's being EXTREMELY generous to Jack Ma, and also your point about computers is not correct.

  • @NoobMicesters
    @NoobMicesters 4 роки тому +2416

    Elon musk calling him an idiot with topology graphs to his face.
    Response: ya

    • @h3xad3cimaldev61
      @h3xad3cimaldev61 4 роки тому +26

      1:27

    • @baseddepartment4995
      @baseddepartment4995 4 роки тому +8

      I don’t think he fully understands English 😂😂😂

    • @pussyhammer6969
      @pussyhammer6969 Місяць тому

      that was the nicest, most indirect way to say 'you have no idea what you're talking about' that I've ever heard.

    • @noodle67
      @noodle67 24 дні тому +1

      It’s because English is his second language…

  • @hudsonbrown2136
    @hudsonbrown2136 4 роки тому +3761

    It’s sounds like this man is trying to make a quote out of every sentence

    • @gregs460
      @gregs460 4 роки тому +13

      @Handsome Squidward to the firing squad!

    • @Buttersdynamite1
      @Buttersdynamite1 4 роки тому +19

      Most likely his dictionary is 100 words or so. So he tries hard not to tell same word two or three times in a row :D

    • @hadzrahatta8072
      @hadzrahatta8072 4 роки тому +26

      Yeah he thought that just because he's rich, whatever he said will turn into gold😂😂😂

    • @hudsonbrown2136
      @hudsonbrown2136 4 роки тому +2

      Hadzra Hatta tru

    • @hudsonbrown2136
      @hudsonbrown2136 4 роки тому +1

      Nicholas Garcia same

  • @mr.notsocreative
    @mr.notsocreative 4 роки тому +5356

    This is why I’m so quiet. So people can’t tell how stupid I really am.

    • @kamatayon6380
      @kamatayon6380 4 роки тому +255

      That means youre not that stupid

    • @ashutoshghosh3554
      @ashutoshghosh3554 4 роки тому +28

      High five!

    • @rutht8570
      @rutht8570 4 роки тому +7

      😂 smh

    • @cpgautam172
      @cpgautam172 4 роки тому +35

      That's more intelligence than what I have!

    • @looneymar9153
      @looneymar9153 4 роки тому +67

      "You either shut your mouth and seem stupid or open it once and prove it"

  • @lurutpetal
    @lurutpetal 3 місяці тому +2

    "including that one?", "oh yeah"... Bro was so fast

  • @filofoful4258
    @filofoful4258 4 роки тому +3680

    "99,9% of human predictions are wrong"
    Stock investors have left the chat

    • @bowskee
      @bowskee 4 роки тому +126

      Simpsons have left the chat

    • @ulyssesdecastro2261
      @ulyssesdecastro2261 4 роки тому +35

      I think he talks about predictions future above centuries years 99% would be wrong. For example about 150 years ago who would imagine technology advance so fast.
      Some predictions failed.
      If you watched movies about year 2000 cars would be flying, civilization collapse. Prediction: 'Millennium Bug' in 2000, where some people predicted chaos in computer networks.
      Prediction: Thomas Edison said Everything will be made of steel
      Prediction: Recorded music will destroy all musical ability
      Prediction: Electricity is just a fad
      Prediction: In 1950, Associated Press writer Dorothy Roe used what she called “scientific evidence” to predict that by the year 2000, all women would be six feet tall.
      Prediction: We’re all going to live forever-ish
      until 2030 said a friend of Winston Churchill, high-powered lawyer FE Smith, wrote in 1922 of medical advances
      Prediction: Telephones will never catch on
      In 1876, the President of Western Union, William Orton, dismissed phones as a “toy” when Alexander Graham Bell offered to sell him the patent for $100,000. According to True West magazine, Orton wrote an internal memo stating, “The idea is idiotic on the face of it. Furthermore, why would any person want to use this ungainly and impractical device when he can send a messenger to the telegraph office and have a clear written message sent to any large city in the United States?”
      99% predictions about future failed.
      About Mars he said it's better invest billions or trillions dollars here on Earth Planet has big resources not explored than invest on Mars without return short deadline.
      About AI yes Elon Musk is right. AI will be the future. Probably replace 80% all of jobs and create a useless mass humans. www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/may/20/silicon-assassins-condemn-humans-life-useless-artificial-intelligence

    • @lit4827
      @lit4827 4 роки тому +1

      @@bowskee i was thinking the same LOL

    • @smooth-music4854
      @smooth-music4854 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @आयुष-न5ब
      @आयुष-न5ब 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @cerealscerealscereals
    @cerealscerealscereals 4 роки тому +3197

    elon trying not to lose his patience with alibaba intelligence having a stroke

    • @davidkim3518
      @davidkim3518 4 роки тому +15

      lmao he probably had like 10 seizures

    • @JankyOk
      @JankyOk 4 роки тому +14

      I'd like to think he has vodka in the bottle that he is drinking out of, so that he can eventually get on the same level of idiocy of jack

    • @pearl5395
      @pearl5395 4 роки тому

      Hazard Hawk the company the richest man in China runs.

  • @itsapocalyps0443
    @itsapocalyps0443 5 років тому +2034

    Elon at most times look like he’s thinking “I’m not gonna even try with this guy”

    • @chooo573
      @chooo573 5 років тому +1

      Exactly lol

    • @la24dogg21
      @la24dogg21 5 років тому +6

      He's trying Soo hard not to just destroy him clearly . Littirly how do people get so dumb and ignorent ?

    • @johnbarron5409
      @johnbarron5409 5 років тому +15

      @Football Always / كورة دائمًا Elon doesn't care about wealth lol

    • @johnbarron5409
      @johnbarron5409 5 років тому +8

      @Football Always / كورة دائمًا He's a genius who just so happened to accumulate a ton of wealth as a consequence, Jack Ma is just the founder of alibaba, which is a shit company btw

    • @johnbarron5409
      @johnbarron5409 5 років тому +6

      @Football Always / كورة دائمًا from 5:15 you can tell that Ma doesn't even understand what a computer is lol

  • @dianyoshani9237
    @dianyoshani9237 20 днів тому +5

    But let's be honest, He's got a good sense of humor
    Just struggling in translating things passing through his head.

  • @gianb3952
    @gianb3952 5 років тому +3668

    "99.9999% of predictions are wrong"
    2 minutes later: "robots will never control humans"

    • @jamesbroad315
      @jamesbroad315 5 років тому +119

      99.99% of Jack Ma’s predictions are wrong

    • @KoalaKontrolJr
      @KoalaKontrolJr 5 років тому +6

      holdup'

    • @MartinLemay71
      @MartinLemay71 5 років тому +48

      99,99% of predictions are wrong because people like Jack Ma are making predictions without researching the subject. Might as well call it a guess

    • @JuankQuinteroMejia
      @JuankQuinteroMejia 5 років тому +7

      if 99.99% of Jack Ma's predictions are wrong, that means robots will most likely control humans?

    • @gianb3952
      @gianb3952 5 років тому +1

      @@JuankQuinteroMejia that's the point of the comment

  • @BrysonHalley
    @BrysonHalley 4 роки тому +1412

    I Bet Elon was wishing there was Vodka in his water bottle...

    • @deltawave4669
      @deltawave4669 4 роки тому +6

      I bet he has it to deal with him

    • @titan7275
      @titan7275 4 роки тому +4

      That guys had little much in his

    • @ezioauditore3960
      @ezioauditore3960 4 роки тому +4

      да водка для всех и люблю россию

    • @soulglitcher
      @soulglitcher 4 роки тому +2

      Elon: “who said I didn’t sneak it in?”

    • @cremebrulee419
      @cremebrulee419 4 роки тому +6

      That is genuinely how my grandmother showed up to every family function. With a water bottle and her own "water". I visited her when I was like 8 or 9 and I went in the fridge and hear "Don't touch my pitcher of water, get it from the sink"
      Even then I knew what was up. 😅

  • @bfnvalley
    @bfnvalley 5 років тому +2281

    “It’s also true that 80% of Statistics are false.”
    “Yeah.”
    “:-)”

    • @tharv120
      @tharv120 5 років тому +56

      I was in splits when he said that. Jack ha NO idea lmaooo

    • @MrTripsJ
      @MrTripsJ 5 років тому +19

      jack ma is ‘street smart’ TM

    • @philippebantsi3038
      @philippebantsi3038 5 років тому +17

      The audience had NO idea also

    • @tjparrillo5931
      @tjparrillo5931 5 років тому +3

      Good thing my statistics out in the 25%

    • @arghya5673
      @arghya5673 5 років тому

      That was a savage reply

  • @Dupstal
    @Dupstal Місяць тому +3

    Apple: Alibaba Intelligence? Hmmm, hold my beer

  • @bonelesspizza957
    @bonelesspizza957 5 років тому +14461

    Jack MA: “Pee is stored in the balls, and that’s my view”

  • @goatestshuckler3600
    @goatestshuckler3600 4 роки тому +8140

    This sounds like me having a conversation with my parents.

    • @oscarmchugh352
      @oscarmchugh352 4 роки тому +245

      When your parents try to talk about technology these days but it just don’t make any sense

    • @patricksainclair2384
      @patricksainclair2384 4 роки тому +8

      well it goes over your head doesn't it?

    • @muhammadsameer1691
      @muhammadsameer1691 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @neonbluejonas8352
      @neonbluejonas8352 4 роки тому +1

      @@patricksainclair2384 Not even a bit.

    • @littlebighead15
      @littlebighead15 4 роки тому +20

      LOL totally. I love being so smart. Mom N Dad are IDIOTS, IM so much smarter then them LOL.

  • @LivingGuy484
    @LivingGuy484 3 роки тому +1569

    "People die when they are killed"
    - Jack Ma, unironically.

    • @11guyinthechair
      @11guyinthechair 3 роки тому +22

      President of my country is just as smart. As he famously said, “those who have died from covid, wont celebrate christmas” on national tv.

    • @ChilledBacon
      @ChilledBacon 3 роки тому +5

      I understand this reference,
      I enjoyed it

    • @syntaxside
      @syntaxside 3 роки тому

      @@11guyinthechair which country are u from

    • @jessechoi571
      @jessechoi571 3 роки тому +2

      That's Shirou's quote

    • @11guyinthechair
      @11guyinthechair 3 роки тому

      @@syntaxside Latvia

  • @youtubehodol3989
    @youtubehodol3989 Місяць тому +10

    Now elon should try say something in chinese

    • @noodle67
      @noodle67 24 дні тому

      He can speak 7 languages…

    • @noodle67
      @noodle67 24 дні тому

      He can speak 7 languages…

  • @zeckarius9346
    @zeckarius9346 5 років тому +2444

    "99.99% of all predictions of the future are wrong"
    "Even that one?"

    • @tomhaswell6283
      @tomhaswell6283 5 років тому +9

      @@yout-g7s I guess that's part of the joke lol

    • @Greaseshow
      @Greaseshow 5 років тому +33

      He said 99.9% of all predictions people made in history were false...he’s referencing the past, not the future... y’all high? Including Elon?

    • @farislatif8846
      @farislatif8846 5 років тому +2

      Simpson never wrong well not yet 🤣

    • @EuroKoncepts
      @EuroKoncepts 5 років тому +7

      @@Greaseshow THE FUTURE ALWAYS ENDS UP BEING THE PAST

    • @Greaseshow
      @Greaseshow 5 років тому +6

      Real Online Income Partners this is true, so when the future becomes present, you can determine if people from the past made correct predictions. He’s just saying that up until today, 99.9% of the predictions people made (that we can observe today and not something that has to do with the year 2025), have been wrong.

  • @alexjmercer24k
    @alexjmercer24k 4 роки тому +4326

    A part of Elon's soul dies every second he is listening to Jack Ma.

    • @Balrambana
      @Balrambana 4 роки тому +26

      I am not going home because I’m going home and then going home to pick me hu was the night to come to my home to go to my moms and then go home and get to the house to go to get dad and I don’t want him going to be there and he can come over to the house to go get my car so he could get a little money for you guys and I don’t give him a call and then he will go.
      {That happens when you just click middle word of suggestion column’ say it to jack ma 😁}

    • @Thakurrajesh680
      @Thakurrajesh680 4 роки тому +11

      Mine laughing here....felt pity on elon.. to be sitting with him

    • @vasusangwan
      @vasusangwan 4 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TCTFounder
      @TCTFounder 4 роки тому +6

      A part of MY soul died every time Jack Ma spoke!

    • @bellatrixie8578
      @bellatrixie8578 4 роки тому +3

      @@TCTFounder Mine too

  • @wastelandwonder4236
    @wastelandwonder4236 4 роки тому +2396

    “Good”
    “Yeah hehehe”
    “I just got back from Mars”
    *elon dying inside*

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    @CarolineFrancis-o4f Місяць тому +66

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    • @RasfordGabriel
      @RasfordGabriel Місяць тому

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      @CarolineFrancis-o4f Місяць тому

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    • @RasfordGabriel
      @RasfordGabriel Місяць тому

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      @DanielGarcia-q8f8i Місяць тому

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      @KristyBlanton-l9q Місяць тому

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  • @visualizersmusic
    @visualizersmusic 4 роки тому +2286

    Other people - AI ain't that smart, they can't take over the world lmao
    Alibaba intelligence- you sure about that?

    • @snwmn4783
      @snwmn4783 4 роки тому +6

      Loooll

    • @darshan5044
      @darshan5044 4 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @noel12397
      @noel12397 4 роки тому +1

      ALIBABAABAAAA

    • @c342thedroid2
      @c342thedroid2 4 роки тому +1

      Oh yeah, the Alibaba intelligence and the powers of idiocy, it’s already taking over all of the world; didn’t you know guys?

    • @lynx4909
      @lynx4909 4 роки тому +1

      Terminator

  • @liamtaylor5091
    @liamtaylor5091 5 років тому +2615

    Jack Ma is me trying to bullshit my way through a Socratic seminar in English

    • @timetogetmyway
      @timetogetmyway 5 років тому +5

      Hahahahahaha

    • @friendlyneighborhoodspider3962
      @friendlyneighborhoodspider3962 5 років тому +3

      Yooooooooo 😂

    • @pongofant2030
      @pongofant2030 5 років тому

      truuueee 😂😂😂

    • @bigchungus920
      @bigchungus920 5 років тому +17

      That was me last week. We had to read a book in English class and discuss it class. My dumbass didn't read it but I just followed along and cut people off when they were talking so it seems like I wanted to talk a lot or I knew about the book. So if someone brought up a point in the book, instead of talking about the book I would slightly and carefully change the talk from citing text to talking about the morality and certain things about the book and life that didn't require any knowledge of the actual book. I got a good grade that day and did better than most people in my class during our conversation

    • @shirori2004
      @shirori2004 5 років тому

      @@bigchungus920 niceee

  • @ctw10wilso
    @ctw10wilso 5 років тому +5031

    Are we sure that’s water in his glass?

  • @retrocoolness9935
    @retrocoolness9935 День тому +1

    Imagine coming back 50 years later to find that every statement Jack Ma made was spot-on. Who would be the idiot then?

  • @angryyordle4640
    @angryyordle4640 5 років тому +3468

    "Love is the answer"
    "I agree, there's many songs about that."
    Holy fuck Elon, the subliminal sarcasm is sharp af

    • @gabrielnieves3972
      @gabrielnieves3972 5 років тому +21

      i cut myself on the edge

    • @DjPinialis
      @DjPinialis 5 років тому +1

      Sugar snaps

    • @leapdrive
      @leapdrive 5 років тому +10

      How does one hold a conversation with illogic or ill logic? You simply cringe many times like Elon.

    • @DevilDaRebel
      @DevilDaRebel 5 років тому +1

      I dont get it lol. What was the sarcastic implication?

    • @leapdrive
      @leapdrive 5 років тому +5

      Vel.., Elon was being condescending.

  • @exploregamer6738
    @exploregamer6738 5 років тому +1052

    Sometimes it’s easier to say “okay” awkwardly than argue with someone who doesn’t know what they’re talking about.

    • @atlas1721
      @atlas1721 5 років тому +1

      @@bloggingoreo I can't, I have to argue...

    • @andromeda4995
      @andromeda4995 5 років тому

      This is so true

    • @MrEysox
      @MrEysox 5 років тому +4

      @@atlas1721 and it's nice because you help those people to understand what they're talking about or,at least to make them understand they're saying false facts

    • @tomatojuices5340
      @tomatojuices5340 5 років тому +2

      @@atlas1721 its kinda bad if you are in front of camera you know... It was suppose to be some chill conversation between "smart guy" or something. So awkward

  • @whiteboyy2843
    @whiteboyy2843 5 років тому +4418

    Jack Ma the entire video: “...and that’s my view”
    Elon the entire video:🤨🤨

  • @robjob9052
    @robjob9052 28 днів тому +4

    appointed wealth vs earned wealth.

  • @halfisher3598
    @halfisher3598 5 років тому +2071

    Poor elon, he wasn’t expecting him to be that simple minded.

    • @invict1722
      @invict1722 5 років тому +21

      Which mind?

    • @adunknowng
      @adunknowng 5 років тому +1

      @@invict1722 don't you mean what mind?

    • @dc5285
      @dc5285 5 років тому +2

      Oh the irony

    • @Eigenbros
      @Eigenbros 5 років тому +51

      A speech barrier also makes it harder to communicate ideas in a sophisticated manner. Imagine how dumb Elon would sound trying to speak Chinese

    • @drefhill
      @drefhill 5 років тому +30

      @@Eigenbros Ma dumbshit in this interview is not a language problem. His english is good enough. He has done good interviews before. But here he just seems to be a stupid asshole trying to contradict Musk with stupid nonsense.

  • @tommyn6874
    @tommyn6874 5 років тому +2116

    Lol jack ma is like me trying to reach the word requirement on my essay 😂

  • @WitchDoctor87
    @WitchDoctor87 5 років тому +1546

    When you are on a really bad date with someone you find out is crazy.

    • @QuemuelBA
      @QuemuelBA 5 років тому +6

      Spot on 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Stale_Buns
      @Stale_Buns 5 років тому +1

      Are you referring to your current profile picture?

    • @WitchDoctor87
      @WitchDoctor87 5 років тому +1

      @@Stale_Buns No... I'm referring to the video..

    • @WitchDoctor87
      @WitchDoctor87 5 років тому +2

      @@QuemuelBA Thanks 👍

    • @QuemuelBA
      @QuemuelBA 5 років тому +1

      @@Stale_Buns stop hating man, they look fabulous.

  • @rodrigosuperchoque74
    @rodrigosuperchoque74 2 дні тому +1

    I have no idea what that encounter is, but i just have the feeling that this guy had to talk to Elon because he is the richest man in China, and as he couldn’t just decline or admit that he has no idea of these topics, he just spoke whatever came into mind while also being held back by his lack of mastery in english

  • @name6440
    @name6440 5 років тому +4539

    Jack : glass is glass and glass can break
    Elon : “Yeah 😑”

    • @DanS044
      @DanS044 5 років тому +89

      Na Me,
      Jack: says *”anything”*
      Elon: Yeah... love is the answer

    • @studentuser101
      @studentuser101 5 років тому +27

      I mean Elon Musk Tesla Truck glass did break when they were testing it live so...

    • @KnoppersPolizei
      @KnoppersPolizei 5 років тому

      @@studentuser101 ua-cam.com/video/DG9ezAuSn4c/v-deo.html 😉

    • @toxcrain9149
      @toxcrain9149 5 років тому

      Mr glass man, he’s really soft spoken, you never know it’s glass until it is broken

    • @philprof
      @philprof 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

  • @travisrichardson1515
    @travisrichardson1515 4 роки тому +2996

    Jack Ma: "I'm not a tech guy, I think more about life."
    Elon Musk: *Looks directly at camera*

    • @jh3305
      @jh3305 4 роки тому +68

      I see you’ve watched the video as well

    • @brachoe
      @brachoe 4 роки тому +17

      @Jean Neige he’s not talking about language he’s talking about him just being stupid lol

    • @broannoying8765
      @broannoying8765 4 роки тому +8

      Jim moment.

    • @LE_Arasaka
      @LE_Arasaka 4 роки тому +12

      @Jean Neige that dumb fuck is actually very fluent in English. He just rambles. He got put on the spot, he literally fell into the pot of gold by accident. He just doesn’t know the grammar. That’s why he sounds even dumber.

    • @amurica0
      @amurica0 4 роки тому

      I want to like buts it’s at 669

  • @vince-p.8591
    @vince-p.8591 5 років тому +5037

    My last 2 brain cells arguing at 3am: