Watching the Worst Video Game Movies - Diamondbolt
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- Опубліковано 25 чер 2024
- Join me on a quest to find the absolute worst video game movie of all time!
THE MOVIES:
• Ratchet and Clank (2016) - 00:55
• Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) - 02:51
• Assassin's Creed (2016) - 04:26
• Doom (2005) - 06:36
• Max Payne (2008) - 09:01
• Hitman: Agent 47 (2015) - 09:50
• Silent Hill: Revelation (2012) - 10:44
• Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) - 12:30
• Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009) - 14:10
• Alone in the Dark (2005) - 15:41
MUSIC:
•“Put a Smile on Your Face" - Miitopia
• "Sterile Plant" - Miitopia
• "Shop" - Miitomo
• "K.K. Parade (Aircheck)" - Animal Crossing: New Horizons
•"Trauma Center 2" - Gentle Breeze
• "Dream Curling" - Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games
• "At Doom's Gate" - Doom
• "Shop Theme" - Blinx the Time Sweeper
• "Delivery" - Miitopia
• "End of Small Sanctuary" - Silent Hill 3
• "The Streets" - Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 Arcade
• "Character Select" - Street Fighter Alpha
• "The Darkest Lord" Miitopia
FOOTAGE SOURCES:
• EASIEST Lightning Strike effect - After Effects - Some Dudes Film
• EASIEST Lightning Stri...
• THE HOMING BRIEFCASE - Hitman 2 - JRS Dewd
• THE HOMING BRIEFCASE -...
• Street Fighter IV (Arcade) - Long 'n Play
• Street Fighter IV (Arc...
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Fun Fact the Ratchet and Clank movie failure is the reason the Sly cooper movie was cancelled
Honestly a lot of people are upset but it's good we never got it. The ratchet and clank movie was unbelievably boring, no need to ruin Sly too.
And even the worst part is that they already had so much source material for this film and even ratchet himself had more of a cocky personality before he started to develop and never gave a Dam in the frist game until he develop
Been still waiting for the sly movie/cartoon
And they could have made him a loveble cocky guy who at the start doesn't care until his adventure with clank that taught him alot and would lead to the ratchet from today
Still hurtss me to do this day. But maybe it was for the best that it didnt happen. Sure, they got the actual VA's but...the characters looked fucking UGLY. Murray looked AWFUL.
"Using her breasts to crush a giant millipede" is a sentence I thought i'd never hear
Same. I mean, I love Boobs, and Lara’s Boobs especially…but I’m glad we never got those scenes! I mean Jesus! 😢
O_O
Me neither but here were are
For some reason i didnt saw the "never" part of the comment, which made me think that this was something common for the Tomb Raider games
@@jinbe_of_the_sea4577well then I’m interested😉
You guys ever wonder what the original sonic design would have looked like as a baby at the beginning of the sonic movie?
I don’t wanna know
I have unfortunately seen it and it’s the most disturbing thing I’ve seen in my life
@@RoyalEric Was it a test screening?
Something about as creepy as the original concept art for Grogu from The Mandalorian.
@@RSG_TheMonster yes
Fun fact: the producer of annihilation was the same guy who made foodfight, that should explain the quality pretty well
And the director of annihilation, would later go on to make the cinematic disaster known as Wish Upon!
@@MrTherandomguy42 I did not know that
To clarify, we are talking about Doom Annihilation, right? Cause Annihilation the Netflix movie I actually really fucking good.
No, no, we’re talking about Mortal Kombat annihilation which was produced by Laurence Kasanoff who made food fight
He also founded light storm studios with Titanic director, James Cameron
"Don't move..."
*Weapon gets cut in half*
"I'm listening"
Hilarious
@@JetstrussySam mind if i cut in?
@@dankdio2887 The only thing I know for real
Ok, that was actually kinda funny
It perfectly captured the humour from the games, on that the film nailed it
"I refuse to believe that is the plot of the games" - Diamondbolt
Well do I have bad news for you
Lol
I had never heard that they made an AC movie and the minute he said the plot I was like…”Oh, that’s just 2 to a T.”
So I watched it.
I was kinda impressed that it is pretty much 2 without a whole lotta random bullshit. Still not a great movie but not terrible really.
That sounds remarkably similar to how the Prince of Persia film turned out. Essentially replicating the major plot points from Sands of Time and throwing its own weird flair in there and doing neither very well.
@@Amins88 pretty much. Never been on my list but maybe I’ll check that one out too.
I literally said out loud " you just sumed up ac2 and brotherhood in a single sentence"
"I know your secretly have a big heart"
"That's not the only secret big thing I got"
Oscar worthy dialogue right there.
Still in disbelief the ratchet and clank movie came out 7 years ago.
I thought it was still in the making, after having only been announced about a year ago.
As a person who has played the assassins creeds games. Yes that is the plot of the first assassins creed game. They only get crazier from their. In the second one you fight the pope and learn about ancient alien civilizations in the later ones.
Also the clash between in and out of the Animus is very much present in the games.
@@markerikson7423 And it’s actually done perfectly well
@@alexanderlevi3 it's just that the movie inverted the ratio and then some
@@markerikson7423 yeah
my dad played vahalla, and said it was his favourite game ever because it was about “history.” i don’t know about him
I mean it was so easy to get right from the beginning but studios thought completely changing the narrative was the way to go for so long. Millions of dollars and they couldn’t figure out the games were popular for what they were. Smh 😂
They only learned that with the halo show I think
Part of me thinks that they have no faith in drawing in a non-video game player crowd and the fan-base that plays the games are just the minority that won’t make them enough money so add new things other modern movie watchers might like.
@@BigMrEvDid a full 180~~ baby (RE TV)
Ok but unironically-the Postal movie is super accurate to the source material and a ton of fun
Rare uwe boll W
It honestly is one of my favorite video game movies.
The director said he only did it for the money he said so which i find pretty funny later they make fun of him in one of the games
Also the actor that played postal dude was in paradise lost as a faction leader. And you can select his voice in postal 4.
He made all of his movies to not pay taxes, it couldn't been that good
4:46 imagine when adam finds out that this is literally the plot of the games
Honestly, the first Silent Hill movie was probably one of the best videogame adaptations for it's time. The director Christoph Gans was ACTUALLY a fan of the games. The movie actually managed to capture the game's atmosphere by using similar camera work and even using Akira Yamoaka's music and sound design from the games.
The story does leave a bit to be desired tho, mainly how the monsters and the cult were handled.
Also, Sean Bean's character and sub plot didn't even EXIST originally, it was added because the studio (and im not joking) complained that there weren't any men in the movie
That's funny 🤣🤣🤣
And the icing on the cake? Probably the only movie Sean Bean lives.
Too bad Chrisopher Gans is a raging misandrist who thinks a father would never dare enough about his own children to go through literal Hell to get them back. Seriously, fuck both the "Silent Hill" movies and fuck Christopher Gans.
@@matthewwilliams8267tbh not for long
@@matthewwilliams8267his character survived in Jupiter Ascending, so yeah you know a film is bad when Sean Bean survivies.
I can't wait for the part in the FNAF movie where the security guard goes, "Looks like I'll have to spend Five Nights At Freddy's" and then Freddys all over the pizzeria, truly one of the moments of all time.
I might get hated here, but... I think the movie looks promising. Yeah, the eyes weren't the best choice, but the set pieces and the overall design for the animatronics looks like they have pasion behind it.
@@knightatyourservice7512 it’s actually my most anticipated movie ever, imo it looks amazing
@@MichealAfton1983 ever is crazy
@@antoniodeamon989 ya but I’ve just loved Fnaf since like 2014/2015 and I just think it has tons of potential for a movie
@@MichealAfton1983 the boys and i will go looking our Sunday best...or at the very least, our Tuesday pretty good.
Fun fact the rachet and clank movie failing made a sly cooper movie get cancelled, you should talk about cancelled video game movies sometime.
"source"?
@@wisconsinking323 there is a teaser for it on youtube, it says 2016, plus there is articles
I would love to hear him talk about the cancelled Bioshock movie, especially since no one else talks about it.
@@kittykittybangbang9367 cancelled WHAT?!
i think he already did that or at least mentioned it once
The best insult from adam:it looks like a nostalga critic sketch.
Oscar worthy
“Dragonball Evolution is more faithful than this was.”
Bold words to say, Bolt.
This is hilarious man, your delivery and comedic timing is top notch
The Five Nights at Freddy’s movie has a 30% on the Tomatometer, so it avoided this list
The best thing about the angry bird is hearing “Never gonna give you up,” when Mighty Eagle flys. You can nvr go wrong with that song😂
Unironicly angry birds 2 was probably one of the funniest movies I have seen like I havent heard people in the theathre laught so harr in my life
It's fun yes... but damn doesn't it just throw the stuff from the games out the pervevial Window
the first one is better
@@theamazingspooderman2697 nope
@@thesymbiotenation.4552 Yea I think it would have been better as an original film then an adaptation
@@eel5618 there is stuff I like from the movie... like Terrance being a war criminal... but like... if these movies are supposed to be Prequels of the games... how do we even get there?
greatly appreciate these longer videos, the topic gets way more depth and keeps the interest going as the video evolves, I'm always happy to watch your beautifully chaotic rants
Best thing now is the fact that the FNAF movie is actually quite great. Scott Cawthon managed to give the fans what they want and while critics may dislike it, the movie has succeeded in what it set out to be for fans.
It’s like a Transformers movie. It’s bad but fun as hell.
I noticed that the Ratchet and Clank movie, 90% of it is cutscenes from the game, except the bits in the game which weren't cutscenes.
So this movie is mostly a all cutscenes video
@The Gorilla Man 2 *SMG64* Pretty much yeah. I platinumed the game, I know majority of the cutscenes, most of the scenes in the movie are just game cutscenes.
@@thebeanieguy7957 other way around
@@lakitudude7577 the game was released first. UK, it was released April 22nd. The Movie was released April 26th.
@@thebeanieguy7957
Ok yeah. But the game is based on the MOVIE, which is based on a game.
Movie adapted video-games tend to release earlier before the movies. Which is a pretty stupid thing to do because it spoils and ruins the point of watching the movie.
Alone in the Dark 2005 is the worst video game movie of all time and the worst film in existence.
I mean that Assassin's Creed summary is like 85% right I think if not more
detective pikachu was probably the first video game movie to break the cycle, and then the sonic movie after sonic got redesigned
No, Mortal Kombat broke it in 1995 and before that it was SFII: The Animated Movie in 1994.
Do your research.
@@DarkOverlord96 i mean modern video game movies not classic
Timestamps:
0:52 Ratchet & Clank Movie (2016)
2:52 Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)
4:26 Assassin´s Creed (2016)
6:24 Resident Evil Movies (not getting covered)
6:37 Doom (2005) & Doom Annihilation (2019)
9:02 Max Payne (2008)
9:50 Hitman: Agent 47 (2015)
10:45 Silent Hill Revelation: Revelation (2012)
12:31 Mortal Combat: Annihilation (1997)
14:10 Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009)
15:41 Alone in the Dark (2005)
Thanks
I didn't even know a Ratchet and Clank movie existed!
I think the way to describe the ratchet and clank movie is "A perfectly functional movie to demonstrate the appeal of the characters to a new audience that is also extremely uninteresting and fails to actually appeal those characters to anyone."
Don't worry diamondbolt
The FNAF movie will be more better
Edit: can you talk about a 2005 movie that was from the creators of jumanji and its called:
zathura: a space adventure
I’m glad you actually like the tomb raider movie since that’s one of the suggestions I made on your Twitter feed. I laughed my ass off to most of your critiques, nicely done. As usual, thank you for suffering through the really terrible movies and letting us know which ones to avoid. Also, have you been really hitting the gym or did you just find the perfect T-shirt to accentuate your form? Either way, keep it up.
I really dont understand the logic of some of these creators in trying to not make a movie like a videogame...based off a property that is a videogame.
That's the problem with blockbusters. To appeal to the fans of the game isn't enough, they need to appeal to people who doesn't know the difference between an arcade and a console too... the budgets are so massive nowadays they pretty much need half of the planet to see the movie on the opening weekend to break even
I mean, would you be ok if movies based on books were more like books?
@@DarkOverlord96 Many do unfortunately heck many consider OSCAR WINNING LOTR movies an insult to the books( I wish I was joking)
@@nobleskywalker4639 the books are better than the films
POV:
You’re in class
Diamondbolt uploads
Me pulls out phone and starts watching
Bro the Freddy twerking 😂
Hey Diamond. Really enjoy the content you make. Never really comment on any UA-camr’s channel. So thank you. Also can you review Super Fast (Fast and Furious Spoof)
Fun fact: Konami were so passionate about the first silent hill movie that they're making a sequel after many years
No, it's mostly because of the production team and director.
@@icravedeath.1200 Oh, great, right back to watching Silent Hill be butchered for the third time. I wonder how Christopher Gans's misandry will manifest this time.
@@ElvenRaptorare you fucking high?
He wasn't involved at all in the second one.
@@ElvenRaptoralso going by that logic, what do you think of silent hill 3?
@@icravedeath.1200Silent Hill 3 is a good game. I didn't notice any particular prejudice towards either gender in the game.
When I said "misandry", I'm talking about Gans's dumbass comments about how Harry Mason wouldn't care enough about his own daughter to go through Hell for her.
I'm still shocked that the Sonic Movies were genuinely good. Never would I have expected so much heart would be integrated if you'd just look at the first trailer. And I was someone who was still gonna give it a chance even then 😂
Honestly I really enjoyed the Sonic movies at first but after seeing the Mario movie they're kinda trash in comparison (in my opinion)
Edit: I will say tho movie Knuckles is fantastic, love him sm
@@sophitiaofhyrule To be fair one is animated while another is live action. Still I think in terms of what each film set out to accomplish for audiences, both Sonic & Mario have fun films fans should be happy for. Pretty much all I wanted
Sonic the Hedgehog 2 took everything that worked with the first one and made it better
@@sophitiaofhyrule mario movie was crap compared to sonic the hedgehog 2
@@Zain94336 Nah, they're both good for different reasons.
Been watching you for years at this point, love your content sm!
Fun fact: There was another character from Street Fighter name Gen that was also in Legends of Chun-li who was played by none other than Robin Shou who also was in Mortal Kombat & Mortal Kombat Annhilation. He also appeared in another fighting game movie called Dead or Alive cast as 1 of the pirates which makes Robin the only actor to appear in 3 different fighting game movies.
Finally, you are the BEST at this stuff! Keep it up!
Great video ❤❤❤
5:07 ive played 2 assasin creed games and can confirm unironically that that is the actual plot in the games. The apple in the first game i played made the enemies fight each other and in the second one where ezio is an old man it breaks
Don’t you think you could slip that Smosh Assassin’s Creed song in without any of us noticing, young man. I saw that. And I appreciate it.
Keep up the good work.
The original Super Mario Bros Movie will cherish in my mind forever by how weird, strange, and hilarious the film was.
Fun fact: in the scene where clank is scanning what spices Rachet is you can see sly Cooper in the data base thing
DooM annihilation was MUCH worse than the Rock Doom movie
TBH, I actually enjoyed the 2nd Angry Birds movie.
As a hardcore fan, it really stuck with me.
this statement is made infinitely funnier by the inference that there are ‘hardcore fans’ of angry birds
@@atomictoaster8013, I'll take this as both a compliment and an insult.
On the one hand I'm glad D.O.A. - Dead Or Alive (2006) didn't make your cut for this video. Because I love that movie! On the other hand since you did say positive things about Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) I would've been interested in hearing your take on that 2006 movie. Also, the last 2 pics: Kristin Kreuk, Chris Klein, Tara Reid? Telling in hindsight, they should've stuck to their wheelhouse of (romantic / road trip) comedies, that's where all 3 of them shine! Remember, Kristin Kreuk is in Eurotrip (2004) and she's fine in that
Ratchet and Clank was one of my favourite movies when I was like 7 years old 😭
Even if I never played The game …. The movie brings me some memories
So glad most game movies are better than this now 😅
Nah, old videogame movies were more memorable with all the risks it took.
I legit forgot most of the Illumination Mario movie after seeing it.
@@DarkOverlord96 yeah i definitely love the cheesiness of some of the earlier video game movies.
@@DarkOverlord96Doesn’t make them not crap though. Taking risks don’t matter if it ends up sucking.
@@quangamershyguyyz7166 thats true though
New Diamondbolt video
My day is good.
The assassins creed movie was so bad Ubisoft had to take a break from fucking up
The Sonic movie trailer is indeed one of the worst video game movies.
Part of me thinks DiamondBolt is a little masochistic by forcing himself to go through this xD.
We must be grateful that we finally have surpassed the cursed era of videogame adaptations.
This is the same dude that watched and reviewed the asylum films
@@waterking74 hoo boy. I have seen worse than that. There are posters of Sinetrons which have ripped off Harry Potter and Twilight.
Funny dimonbolt video on the smurfs movies when? :3
If anyone's wondering, that is exactly what assassin's creeds story is
To be honest angry birds movies are really slept on
I thought the rachet and clank movie was kinda good...
At least the movie was faithful to the games with its artstyle and world
I like how the Og Mario movie is in the thumbnail and it isn’t on here 😂
Great video!
The Ratchet movie isn't even horrible imo, it was just... mediocre. Wanted to retell the first game's story but didn't have as much charm. Least we had a fun game out of it, RaC was always a fun series. Found it funny that despite this push for a reintroduction/reimagining of the series they did their next game literally just continued the storyline set after Into the Nexus instead, dimensional shenanigans and all (well... after two Spider-Man games of course)
So they essentially pulled a Capcom and debooted the series back to its roots
@@agedstring Yea, kind of, the movie game was just sorta meant to be a partial remake of the original with changes to tie into the movie
The ps4 ratchet and clank actually uses scenes from the film as cutscenes
He said he would expect Ratchet and Clank to get a live action movie and was surprised that it was animated.
But, nothing in the game is real, and none of the characters are human. Animated was the only way to go. Even if you tried to make things super detailed and realistic looking, it'll still have to be a mostly animated movie.
The reason for the rachet and clank movie failed so bad is because its just the cutscenes from the 2016 game with a few more scenes added to make the story fit a bit more, thats why there isnt that much good action/ guns.
None of them are as bad as sonic 06
People like that game, you know? And also P-O6 exists.
the 2020s are a renaissance for video game movies and dreamworks.
And Dreamworks butchered it, back at it again with mid
I Unironically love the Uwe Boll postal movie. It’s weirdly faithful to the franchise and it doesn’t take itself seriously at all
11:01 Ok that had me burst out laughing XD
Whenever I see a Rotten Tomatoes score in a UA-cam thumbnail, it makes me know that some people don't know how Rotten Tomatoes scores work.
They really don't
@@trufoosxd Little do they know that a movie can get a 100% on that site if every critic gives it a 6/10.
@@anamelessyoutuber1462 the score is like one point away of being fresh isn't it??
@@trufoosxd 6/10 is the limit for a movie being fresh. 5/10 is the maximum for a movie being rotten.
@@anamelessyoutuber1462 alright
I already know this video is gonna be amazing.
I remember that the way I found out ratchet and clank was a video game was through the movie. I found out that it was a video game when I bought the visual guide to the film and saw all this stuff that I didn’t see in the movie and to this day I haven’t played it.
I love how you used Smosh footage in the AC movie
17:55 nah, fnaf movie is gonna top the charts and make a trillion fazcoins
I haven’t watched diamondbolt in 2 years and coming back he looks like a giga chad now
Do a video on random or unexpected cameos in movies or a video on indie animation (Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, Murder Drones, Lackadaisy, ect) or maybe a video on lost media.
Thus video came out on my Birthday, thanks bolt for remembering and planning for this specific day
Did y’all know that the guy who played m bison in the street fighter movie only did it because his kids liked street fighter
The Postal movie is actually great
The halo tv show trumps all. It’s so blatantly disrespectful to the source material it’s disgusting that it actually happened.
One of these days I think there is a Resident Evil film series video to make.
Hi dude why you're name is diamondbolt
He used to make ben 10 videos and his name is a combination of diamondhead and cannonbolt
It is taken from his two favourite aliens from Ben 10 Diamondhead and Cannonbolt
I have never heard of ratchet and clank the video games before, and when i watched the movie as a kid i loved it and still do, and after like a few months i found out it was a game originally, and i got thrown into a rabbit hole of ratchet and clank and sly cooper games, the movie, in my personal opinion, is great, the humour is great and the animation is pleasant and comforting in a way
Glad you were able to enjoy it and have it snowball into something greater. I think my expectations may have been too high but its worth a rewatch by now cuz those joke he clipped got me
The only reason I even know about Ratchet And Clank is because once in 2016 I saw a trailer for the movie
I remember hearing that the ratchet and clank movie also didn’t do well because the story is the exact same as that ps4 game that came out around the same time, to the point people were just watching cutscene compilations instead of the movie. I even remember hearing some reviewers say they were the same verbatim (although I assume that isn’t actually true)
I think the doom movie from 2004 was amazing to me because writing and acting
you must not know anything about either of those then
"Looks like Bolt doesn't think the FNAF movie is gonna be good. Let's cheer him up with a controlled shock."
Buzz Lightyear aisle comment
@@adamshafeeq8685Oh whatever
@@adamshafeeq8685It was clever
Yes been waiting for this let's a go
Probably the most annoying part of the Silent Hill movies, is their missuse of the monsters.
For those who don't know, the monsters are representations of the character's psychological state and are therefor experienced differently for everyone in the town. There are even instances of characters who don't see the monsters at all.
Pyramid head and the Nurses were exclusive to James Sunderland in SH2, so it made no sense for them to be in the movies.
This also resulted in these monsters to be overpopularized, to the point where they were also featured in games that they weren't supposed to be in.
Lookin at you SH: Homecoming you piece of sh*t
I've played about half of the assassin's creed games, and Adam's oversimplification was more accurate than I'd like to admit, at least with the modern day sections. I still love the games and would still recommend them (at least the earlier ones), but yeah that summary is still partially correct. Also I haven't seen the Assassin's Creed Movie, but it looks like something that would make me wanna get Thanos snapped in the middle of watching it.
Hey dimondbolt could you leave a link to your transformers robots in disguise 2015 if you even did it please
Fun fact: The creatures in Doom aren't Demons.
To be fair captain qwark's gun getting cut in half was actually pretty funny
Oh my God the Willhelm scream joke got me so hard
As if Lui Kang from the Mortal Kombat movies was also in a street fighter movie. I'm surprised you didn't mention that.
The FNAF movie is actually going to be awesome. I have no reason to doubt that.
it's great to finally know somebody else who enjoys the doom movie as much as i do. i watched it in cinemas when it came out (i was 7) that first person scene near the end was 10/10
I still actually really enjoy the ratchet and clank movie. It's not the best story wise but I still find it really enjoyable.
Also 1:51 it's not a reboot game. It's just a movie tie in game to go along with the movie. Everything that happens in the older games still happened. Because rift apart picks up afew years after the events of into the nexus
I didn't even know the Ratchet and Clank movie _existed._
I really want Bolt to talk about good video game adaptations now, he could make a great vid about Last of us, Castlevania, the Persona 3 movies, the persona 4 anime, Arcane, the Cuphead show, Cyberpunk Edgerunners, etc. (if I missed any I’ll edit them in if I remember them)
Don't forget that cyberpunk anime
Mortal Kombat 1995 or MK Legends Snow Blind
@@Mr.Feather130 bruh how did I forget that, thank you
@@HerMajestyVelvet what about sonic boom and sonic prime
@@dravenmartinez6311 I think that those shows are just kind ok tbh. Though it would be cool if Bolt made a video about Sonic the Hedgehog shows and movies and covered those
the Assassin's Creed movies plot is actually very similar to the games, however the movies messed a lot of things up. in the games the animus is simply a machine that views the genetic memories of a person and it looks like a chair. also the Apple of Eden doesn't eradicate violence, it controls the human mind and body so the Templars want to eliminate free will in order to achieve peace. The Assassins believe free will is necessary in order to achieve peace so naturally they oppose the templars. basically its a battle between Chaos (Assassin's) and Order (Templars). The Templars dont see their actions as evil but necessary for the greater good