I hadn’t been to the doctor in several years and have not been diagnosed with one disease or ailment that entire time. I finally go in (my stupid wife kept nagging me), and all of a sudden, I’ve got several life-threatening illnesses. The “doctor” gave me these disease and now I have a few moths to live.
ive been vaping to some electronic music and havent died once since, all doctors are buyed by these big pharma corporates stooges and the dummycrats and tim is innocent anyway
Had a lot of people pass from doctors stabbing at them. Where their bodies cancer get oxidized after biopsy’s where they would’ve been totally fine b4 chemo and biopsy
"I was in a motorcycle accident" = I tripped over my bike when I tried to jump off to beat up a woman who was angry at me for parking in a handicap space.
I love how he takes all of his medical problems in stride “and hopefully thats sort of the magic cure and Ill just…not have to worry about my health anymore”
Back when Dr. San was around to shepherd Tim through his medical issues. RIP Dr. San. His anti-vax pamphlet got me through some rough days as I recover from some sort of mysterious lung issue, likely caused by the ventilator the doctors put me on. Against my will, by the way, as I was unconscious and unable to speak to my freedoms.
@@Elloguvanah I'd rather have more red blooded Americans like Tim Heidecker and Dr San; to be fair, Sam Hyde doesn't seem like he cares about this country and is probably taking cutbacks from those corporate fat cats at the pharmaceutical companies
“The surgery happened, uh, much to the chagrin of my wife, who, uh, didn’t believe in the surgery so we weren’t getting the surgery until, uh, push comes to shove and, um, we’re- I’m divorced…so…”
"wow this thing that was made long before whatever the current year is sure does remind me of the current year. how eerily modern!" do you, or the 19 other people that liked your comment hear yourselves think?
@@AndrewVaillant People have short term cultural memory. They think any 80s/90s movie involving blowing up of skyscrapers or plane hijacking is "predicting 9/11".
I sure hope Tim gets better. Because I really don't like medicines either, and I think holistic is the right way to go. All he has to do is tell Dr. San (or Mr. Sans, I guess) to sterilize those needles.
Dr San knows what he's doing. Those 19 (NOT 20) kids died due to all the chemicals big pharma pumped inside of them which fought Dr San's cures. And yet they arrested him. Those cops must have been on big pharma's payroll
Pretty much the only way to stay healthy is blend around a crash helmet of flax seeds with a carrot, sprinkle a few whole flax seeds on top and drink immediately. I must stress immediately.
I hadn’t been to the doctor in several years and have not been diagnosed with one disease or ailment that entire time. I finally go in (my stupid wife kept nagging me), and all of a sudden, I’ve got several life-threatening illnesses. The “doctor” gave me these disease and now I have a few moths to live.
hope your remaining moths survive brother
many such cases!
ive been vaping to some electronic music and havent died once since, all doctors are buyed by these big pharma corporates stooges and the dummycrats and tim is innocent anyway
Had a lot of people pass from doctors stabbing at them. Where their bodies cancer get oxidized after biopsy’s where they would’ve been totally fine b4 chemo and biopsy
😵💫
"I was idling her down" is a very wonderful line
"I was in a motorcycle accident" = I tripped over my bike when I tried to jump off to beat up a woman who was angry at me for parking in a handicap space.
I just love how honest he is about it. It goes along with his absolute belief that he is in the right
She had it coming she was a bitch
@@35november
The only people whom are inherently honest are usually naive, autistic, or egotistical.
@@35november the best!
That old bitch is soooo lucky Tim didn't have the chance to go at her
"At this stage.....I cannot see!" has to be my favourite line, such understatement.
I was cry laughing
This is EXACTLY what a film review show should look like.
"At this stage, I cannot see." - Blind man
The doctor gave him six months. Couldn't pay his bill. Gave him another six months. Comedy Legends Tim and Eric. Love these guys.
I can't believe Gregg's lack of compassion for Tim's injuries.
Bob Dylan
Hey guys
It's his clout
Yeah he's borderline sociopathic. Only cares about things like movies.
😂😆
“I was Knock knockin on heavens door” was my favorite line
Bob Dylan!
@@andremontevechi3438 🌚
bob dylan 🙂
"Joe Estevez" is the greatest role Joe Estevez ever played.
It's his opus.
I love how he takes all of his medical problems in stride “and hopefully thats sort of the magic cure and Ill just…not have to worry about my health anymore”
Discovering this video just now I think it’s criminally unknown, this should have at least 50k views. Can’t get enough of this.
The fact that it was recommended to me gives me hope that this videos day is coming lol
@@00maxinator just got the rec as well. It's happening!!!
That poor man. Somebody should help him. He seems sweet. God bless.
One thing is for fact......Tim never gets caught up in a scam
"I don't wanna say books" when it's clearly not a book is pure gold lmao.
Greg is so satisfied when he realizes Tim has diabetes
Denile is the first step to recovery. So hunt the good stuff…
Tim's hair is always different.
I love it lol
Hes gone through more looks than I think any other human has ever achieved. He could honestly win a Guinness world record for his looks
He's wearing hair pieces.
You can see the Tillman's Crest
He's a master of haircut based comedy
@@chaotickreg7024 yeah Tim is pretty based without Eric.
"I cannot see."
The blind man
I love you
Think Im in love with you
Honorable mentions: "I don't really care about doctor San."
"Bob Dylan!"
Back when Dr. San was around to shepherd Tim through his medical issues. RIP Dr. San. His anti-vax pamphlet got me through some rough days as I recover from some sort of mysterious lung issue, likely caused by the ventilator the doctors put me on. Against my will, by the way, as I was unconscious and unable to speak to my freedoms.
I've heard there might be some odd chest virus going around, but I'm sure a few spoonfuls of flax seed would be more than enough to protect you!
CHINA CONNECTION
Yeah, guess how you don't get airborne viruses? By working out and eating healthy!
Do your own research, fatsos!
A couple rips off dr.sans vape pen would have helped you alot..RIP..to the good doctor
did they vaccinate you without your permission
if you dont have health insurance, just know that there are altnernatives that don't require it because you can pay out of pocket
How the hell did he keep a straight face when Tim's talking about the motorcycle accident.i nearly wet myself 😆
That's what makes Gregg so great.
SO DID I ! 😆😆😆
I’m glad you guys are easily amused by this goofball
@@jackblackfan4202 sam hyde> timmy.
Though I'll admit I like both
@@Elloguvanah I'd rather have more red blooded Americans like Tim Heidecker and Dr San; to be fair, Sam Hyde doesn't seem like he cares about this country and is probably taking cutbacks from those corporate fat cats at the pharmaceutical companies
Gregg ONLY cares about movies, what a dedicated critic!
It's easy to care only about movies when you lack any compassion and empathy for your fellow human beings.
this is one of the greatest i don't wanna say books but.. educational pamphlets
Love how much this joke progressed in the past 5 years
he's not burned up in this one?
Dr brule can handle each and every one of these situations
Prayers for Tim 🙏🕊️
I have a suspicion parts of this video will get funnier and funnier over the next two years. We'll be dying laughing.
Greg's facial expressions reactions kill me every time
“The surgery happened, uh, much to the chagrin of my wife, who, uh, didn’t believe in the surgery so we weren’t getting the surgery until, uh, push comes to shove and, um, we’re- I’m divorced…so…”
"Some old bitch comes out and says.." lmao
Lol these characters are really great. Gregg is funny as hell.
0:45 I love that he shakes his hand like it burned him 😂
💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭
Crazy how prophetic this was, given the “what have ya” of the last couple years.
It's great but the alt medicine-libertarian-paranoia industrial complex has been around for like 40 years. Still great though.
@@smithjedediah oh, I’m aware. It just always lived in the shadows before Covid brought it into the spotlight.
COVID-19!
"My foot got caught in the kick stand and I fell and started wildly spinning around his bike"
3:04 "it's amazing what the body can do to cure itself"... RIP TCH.
I'm not going to let my stage 4 terminal hemorrhoids stop me from making the most out of this precious little time that I have left.
Anybody who is willing to listen to poor Tim is a good soul. Even if that person wants to potentially kill him/herself in the process
2:29 Tim foresaw the downfall of society through disease and misinformation. F- you Mr. San! May you rest in piece.
Putting pins in me like I’m a voodoo doll 🤣🤣🤣
Very high in “helping the blood work properly”
I'm just so glad his Limp Lip cleared up.
9:48 gregg giggling lol
totally in character though
I'm not that far into the video yet LOL
What a monster
"very high in helping the blood work properly"
I crack up when he goes “shut up”
If it hadn't been for those golden flaxseeds we may not have even made it to the stormdance music festival.
Never trust a man who's rich in flax, for his morals maybe sadly lax. Robert Anton Wilson, Illuminatus trilogy.
blessed Algo the Righ has cometh to ye with eyes aplenty, fortunate is our gaze today. So let us rejoice in communion for gates have opened
Is that a quote from Dune?
Tim and Eric are amazing
"Cause I wanna go at her" Hahahahah
This idea is one of the best things that rich people have put money towards.
Tim has the freakiest and longest toes on Earth
Tim and his health problems almost perfectly anticipated the right's response to Covid over the last 2 years.
Yeah wow good 1
@@exoxy don't get mad. Calm yourself down take a deep breath
What
Heh, yeah
Tim Heideckers entire comedy routine is just the Republican Party 5 years later.
5:51 My favorite part 😆
Mr sheen just kills it omg love lol 😂
this is one of the greatest documents I've ever read
i hate when i get a pain in my headache
“Very small window where surgery would have been appropriate. That window is closed.”
“It’s closed because of your stupid doctor.”
2:55 prophetic
Broken clocks are right twice a day
That vaccination part was eerily modern.
Tim was anti vax BEFORE it was cool
"modern" is anything within the past five centuries that's still relevant.
Anything from the past twenty years is "current"
@@neonfroot Anything modern is before your comment on my comment
"wow this thing that was made long before whatever the current year is sure does remind me of the current year. how eerily modern!"
do you, or the 19 other people that liked your comment hear yourselves think?
@@AndrewVaillant
People have short term cultural memory. They think any 80s/90s movie involving blowing up of skyscrapers or plane hijacking is "predicting 9/11".
This is amazing.
Tim on this show is the perfect representation of every native Southern Californian I’ve ever known.
I sure hope Tim gets better. Because I really don't like medicines either, and I think holistic is the right way to go. All he has to do is tell Dr. San (or Mr. Sans, I guess) to sterilize those needles.
Dr San knows what he's doing. Those 19 (NOT 20) kids died due to all the chemicals big pharma pumped inside of them which fought Dr San's cures. And yet they arrested him. Those cops must have been on big pharma's payroll
Dr San with those nasty ass accupuntcture needles 😂😂😂
i thought for SURE i was gonna be passed away
So much death and misery all to blame from Tim's nephew recommending Dr. San
DR SAN IS WITH US!!!!!
6:42 "Bob Dylan" lmfaooooo
💕hilarious💕great edit!
It's incredible to see how similar Tim's wife at series open is so similar to Toni!
2:10 At this stage, I cannot see ...said the blind man XD pmsl
I lost it when i heard him pronounce it 'fooot'
I love that part. Reminds me of the 3T Scrote segment from Awesome Show.
access this document.
Dr. San was right on about the vaccination
Isn't Dr. San the same doctor Tim had on site at his Electric Sun Music Festival when all those kids died?
this video should be as long as on cinema is based on that title
He just never gets over it I have no idea why
I was pretty sure I was gonna be passed away 😂😂😂
"I cannot see.. said the blind man "
His hairstyles are just the kitten’s mittens.
I wish he’d go back to the business casual/bowlcut look.
THIS IS THE BEST!
Let me finish chewin' here
TCHs liver was just too fiery for this world.
Lmao no one is managing to keep it together when Gregg claims that Guns N’ Roses song was written by bob dylan
😆 where’s dr san?… ah there he is, thank god
that's gotta be the dog-gonest thing
Update this, pleeease
RIP Dr. San
Tims got some longass toes. as a fellow long toe'r i approve.
This. Is. Genius.
That’s disrespectful to Dr. San
Every other Heidecker video: 3,000 views or less
This video: closing in on a mill’.
👀👀
The view count is on 27k
Very close!! Only 973k to go!!
what music did you use on this?
The title screen music is a little idea I recorded drums and guitar for and then slowed down.
I'm dying.
I dont know why I find all these terrible conditions so funny.
Pretty much the only way to stay healthy is blend around a crash helmet of flax seeds with a carrot, sprinkle a few whole flax seeds on top and drink immediately. I must stress immediately.
"I cannot see!" ...said the blind man.
Wow im new to this show holy cow tims a mess ile pray with my church buddys with fervent reverence for healing
Zac Holtzman is great as Dr San!
Some "gurus" believe their own claims, some are con artists in it for the money. But Dr San just enjoys hurting people and causing chaos.
Who is Dr. Jeffrey Bradstreet?
whats funny is his motorcycle story sounds legit. Cause that can happen