Unfortunately the concept is false, we’ve all been duped. There is no space just a dome above. You can thank Satan for fake space. The only thing thats been to space is our collective imaginations.
Humans can't even fathom the concept of this sketch, because it's *REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY* fun to think about taking a speed of light ride
The way Eric describe’s the dad’s reaction makes you think there’s gonna be some mind blowing revelation that justifies shining a light in his son’s bedroom… but there isn’t.
The funny thing is that if you played this video for a science class you would get a solid 30 seconds in before anyone suspected anything. Right up until the time Eric starts talking about exploring a massive dark woman
I've seen a lot of these documentaries and this skit completely blew my mind because it was exactly the same with like the pauses and how the physicists will get lost in their own thought all the time. I feel like if you haven't seen some of those late 90's early 00's Nova documentaries you probably wouldn't get a lot of it, but it's still funny no matter what.
@Bigfoot I had PBS and good old Jack Horkheimer, to teach me about the universe. I don't know if that dude's stuff is on UA-cam, but it definitely deserves to be 🤣
"Do you know that when you look at a planet and you see that light, that planet's not even there? That's just a light. That's just your neighbor shining a flashlight right into your yard."
haha i thought it was going to be one of those silly things that people say like "do you know that white isn't actually a color? it's merely the absence of color" but he took it in a whole different directions.
I thought that's only if you're worried about pedophilia. What if it's a stranger teaching your son how to beat casino machines? Or create real life cosmic simulators from scratch?
The silence from 1:43 to 1:51 might be my favorite thing Tim & Eric, or anyone else on earth, ever did. I laugh every time I watch it. I just watched it two more times and I laughed again. I laugh every time. Can't stop laughing, won't stop laughing.
H Donna Gust is THE preeminent astrophysicist of our generation. Part of her brilliance is being able to explain such a difficult concept as the universe in a way that makes it easy to understand. I do take exception however, to one thing and that is her cavalier attitude about the placement of grauman's center. She doesnt leave much room for discussion, glossing over recent evidence from the tordograph that seems to suggest that it may be more closely aligned with tittlemans crest than sector 8 as previously thought.
I have not looked much at the tordograph or the Dripkin hypothesis. I believe she earned her respect when she proved that the universe expands to twice its size when stuffed in a tube. Brilliant.
Physicists always get hooked up on sector 8 and ignore the bigger issue, I'm afraid they just don't want to approach the paradigm shifting thought. Are we already in a tube?
I’m also from the school of thought that the Universe, in Layman’s terms of course, is really a lot like a leaf with Sector 8 being more of the stem of the leaf, Tittleman’s Crest being the top point of the leaf and undiscovered worlds are really just the middle of the leaf waiting for us to find them. And I know I don’t have to even get into the redundancies of why the Universe is most certainly NOT a bowl. Those fools at Cornell tried for generations to prove their ridiculous “Bowl theory” and Dr. Donna shot it to pieces using the Hot dog bun analogy.
1:42 I like how when he loses his train of thought the stars in the background black out like he went "out of the universe"... I find this little detail so funny.
If you watch documentaries about space. It's a bunch of experts giving analogies one after the other. Imagine this, picture that, think of this. That's what makes this bit so great.
Tim's expressions when he realizes his complicated explanations make no sense and are going nowhere is hysterical. "and, uh.... you wouldn't want to put it into a tube."
My favorite part is the overall awkwardness of the body language these guys communicate with. It’s genius because we’ve all done this at some point in our lives. The look he gives when telling us about how they’re 90 planets, the part where Eric laughs and then proceeds to wipe his mouth with a handkerchief, and the weird way Tim moves his hands when talking about putting the universe in a tube. It’s hilarious you’ll never see comedy at this level again.
I’ve watched this about twice a day since 2009. And this is the first time I’ve noticed how ferociously fabulous Erics spectacular spectacles truly are in these videos
Exactly. I have always felt that the universe was kind of like, um, a large bag of shake and bake chicken, just shaken and yet to be cooked. Yet we are living in the cooked version, of course.
There are multiple versions of you, in multiple universes, some of them are yet to be cooked, some where you are the chicken, some where you are the shake and bake part with all the seasonings
This is absolutely the most accurate and best impression of those weird scientists on the science channels. Tim and Eric deserve world wide recognition for this lol Screw celebrities with fame and fortune, these guys have way more talent than most of them anyways.
Saw this when it first came out and to this day I have not stopped calling them the “little dipster” and the “big dipster” and I don’t think I’ll ever stop
@@thomr902 Besides his interest in astronomy Carl Sagan was an avid and outspoken marijuana partaker and advocate. I'd put my money on Carl seeing this for exactly what it was and laughing like a hyena like the rest of us.
I've seen things, you people wouldn't believe, ... attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Tillman's Crest. I've watched see Beams glitter in the dark near near Sector 8.
I'm so jealous of Tim's ability to whip out complete nonsense with a straight face. Like when he gives names to the constellations and the parts of his fingers and doesn't laugh. I have no idea how he does it.
I used to struggle with the unfathomable. The Universe. Then I was gifted this video and all my questions were answered. Thank you Tim and Eric! For your health
What I love about the Universe is that it's so complex! That complexity in all it's entropy. Take a star for example: What are you really seeing? You're seeing a light from really far away. How do you know that light is actually the planet and not just a light from Eric shining a flashlight into your son's window? You can't answer these questions! Alas, the beauty of the cosmos.
This feels similar to when you have to write a college essay without having studied anything beforehand
This is accurate af,from the beginning alone "the universe, what a concept"
@@balloonfiesta15 cuz art got no rules baby
There are now 90 planets
And you still get a C+
if you put the universe in a tube, you would end up with a very long tube
I still say “It’s not a bowl…” all the time. No one but my wife gets it. I’ll never stop.
That's the type of shit I live for
I love it!
That's a good woman. Hold onto her.
I read it as, "None of my wives gets it. I'll never stop." before reading it correctly the second time; got to enjoy two good comments from one :)
it's not though. it's not a bowl.
I love how "Picture a hotdog bun" went nowhere.
nothing goes nowhere
Because it was more than enough.
You would want to put it in a tube.
Then he just gives up on what he was saying about the stars in the bag. Something tells me all of this was 100% improv
Just like how the fleeb needs to be rubbed onto a grumbo. No one knows why that is.
The end might be my favourite Tim & Eric bit. "I do this every night with your son" is such an unsettling and ambiguous line.
How is it ambiguous? He describes exactly what he is doing in detail lol.
@@NorogothI assume thhey meant the line itself divorced from any context. Which is indeed hilariously chilling.
When he tries to explain fitting everything into the tube I lose it 😅
@@Norogoth He's describing interacting with an unwitting child, covertly and as a complete stranger. You have to assume ulterior motives.
The uncut version Eric says "this is so effed up and laughs" after saying I do this every night with your son.
I love how Tim's analogies get more inane as Eric gets creepier.
1. Picture a hot dog bun.
2. Put the universe into a bag (all the hundreds of stars)
3. All of a sudden they become.. ???? ...
When I was a child....
Profit!
...really really really really really really really really really fun?
@B L 2 X universe = TUBE, it's science, can't argue with science, you know I wouldn't want to put it in a tube
It's free real estate.
The Universe. What a concept.
You know the universe is a little like the human hand...
Unfortunately the concept is false, we’ve all been duped. There is no space just a dome above. You can thank Satan for fake space. The only thing thats been to space is our collective imaginations.
Adrian Armeanu the Tillman’s Crest most directly resembles the hand
@@zarlodious1 kek FE
Zarlodious I honestly don’t know if you’re being serious or not.
Humans can't even fathom the concept of this sketch, because it's *REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY* fun to think about taking a speed of light ride
Thank you Carly Rae.
Yes this is the best comment!
Fun, not fast
*Speed-a-light ride
when youre baked suddenly everything they say just makes sense
The way Eric describe’s the dad’s reaction makes you think there’s gonna be some mind blowing revelation that justifies shining a light in his son’s bedroom… but there isn’t.
Yeah there is it's "BWWWUUOAAAAAAAHHH"
Yes there is…. He was teaching the son about the universe
@@GnarlesWhite I do this every night with your son.
Every night.
The funny thing is that if you played this video for a science class you would get a solid 30 seconds in before anyone suspected anything. Right up until the time Eric starts talking about exploring a massive dark woman
Lol my brain kept trying to make sense of this....and I am 49🤣
What's wrong with black wholes
I think things start getting suspicious when me mentions sector 8 😂
@@bridgetortiz7520 the next year comment?
If I were a teacher I'd play a prank on my class by showing them this video
It's not a bowl.
It's is a bowl
And you wouldn’t wanna put it into a tube.
thats actually never been proven.
@@gleventhal its FLATTTT.... probably
earth is flat
it is imperative that nobody put the universe in a tube
Mailer Demon you wouldn't want to put it in a tube
+ Mailer Demon, I'll have to remember that the next time I make another universe.
Mailer Demon right.. Cause it would.....
Instead, use a bag so it can become
Can I put the tube in a universe?
"When I was a child, there was thought to be 9 planets. But there are now 90... planets...?"
And hundreds of stars
@codimis this is the funniest comment ever dude xD
This is actually why Pluto was demoted to a dwarf planet, as there are too many objects in our solar system comparable to it.
Now that’s coming true
(•ᴗ•)
I love how Eric talks about raccoons in the backyard but the picture they show is of a red panda. 😂 I love this dumb show so much
Lookin for coons. 🤣
A red panda is a raccoon
@@mojojojo6400 No its not, they're two separate species dummy.
@@mojojojo6400 No it's not
Makes me want to go outside and look at the universe or a raccoon.
If I were in high school, I would totally do presentations like this.
You should see if you can get into high school
I am And have
Mostly I do presentations more like free house for you tim
I think they just pretend to be 12 year olds
If i was in school high i would too
I like how the stars just fade when Tim goes blank explaining putting the universe in a bag.
it's because the stars went into the bag :( rip light
That face that he makes, makes me laugh so hard. Can’t explain it.
@@omieg89 lol yeah. It's like the moment he realizes he just dead ended his thoughts and it hurts him.
…when I was a child
I've seen a lot of these documentaries and this skit completely blew my mind because it was exactly the same with like the pauses and how the physicists will get lost in their own thought all the time. I feel like if you haven't seen some of those late 90's early 00's Nova documentaries you probably wouldn't get a lot of it, but it's still funny no matter what.
TheGoodChap i didnt get tim and eric until i started watching terrible reruns of christian kids shows at 3am
lol i use to watch them all the time bc we didnt have cable
@@Sanctifiers exactly.
@Bigfoot I had PBS and good old Jack Horkheimer, to teach me about the universe. I don't know if that dude's stuff is on UA-cam, but it definitely deserves to be 🤣
I grew up on Nova and Cosmos so I love this skit
"Do you know that when you look at a planet and you see that light, that planet's not even there? That's just a light. That's just your neighbor shining a flashlight right into your yard."
I'm shining the light right in there....
this is one of the most hilarious bits...
"..i do this every night with your son..."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I'm teaching your son about the universe"
why are you in all black
haha i thought it was going to be one of those silly things that people say like "do you know that white isn't actually a color? it's merely the absence of color" but he took it in a whole different directions.
How the video starts: "The universe. What a concept."
How the video ends: "I do this every night with your son."
At 1:18, the tube sucking in white particles appears next to Tim's nose. That minor detail always cracks me up.
nice catch!
😂😂😂 never noticed that
Lmaoooo it's true
i could easily watch a whole season of this
Imagine your mental expansion after watching 5 seasons of this + a movie!
I have all 5 seasons...it's dope...
It was called Tim and Eric
@@MerlinErdogmus the movie was my favorite plus i like all the internet episodes thet did.
Don't forget Bedtime Stories and Tim and Eric Live as well
To this day I'm still picturing a hot dog bun
Hahahahaaa
It's not a bowl
I'm still trying to figure that out 🤣
Now try to picture tittleman's crest in the bun.
@@gorgosanma so was Donna😂
I will never not find little dipster funny
Yo I’m creating a new comedy channel ojnmy page - would massively appreciate it if you’d give my horoscopes a watch man
I no longer can just say big dipster or little dipster.
That part fkng destroyed me.
Best part of this phenomenally educational video! 2:31
and the big dipster
You never want to hear a stranger say to you, "I do this every night with your son.." about anything at all.
A free education on the universe seems easily worth forgoing any and all follow up questions though to be certain.
At all.
I thought that's only if you're worried about pedophilia. What if it's a stranger teaching your son how to beat casino machines? Or create real life cosmic simulators from scratch?
Don't you say, captain Obvious
And you never want to put the universe in a tube
The silence from 1:43 to 1:51 might be my favorite thing Tim & Eric, or anyone else on earth, ever did. I laugh every time I watch it. I just watched it two more times and I laughed again. I laugh every time. Can't stop laughing, won't stop laughing.
So glad someone else pointed that out. I'm crying too. His face is like "I don't know where i'm going with this".
its like he just gives up😂
I just love the way the stars in the background slowly fade out as the thought process totally disappears
His mind was blown.
Totally the best part of the entire skit. Glad you get it! So good.
If you put the universe in a tube, you’d end up with a very long tube.
You wouldn't want to put it in a tube.
Twice the size of the universe, in fact.
Megan G Hahah...theoretical physics in a nutshell. Or should I say in a tube?
speed of light ride to little dipster please.
to win a bet ;)
I want to visit Trashcan man.
That sounds really really fun! 😃
Lol
That’s just your neighbor shining a light
2 x Universe = TUBE
or a hot dog bun
In a bag
1 of paper = 4 of coin
You wouldn't want to put it in a tube...
D u a l i t y Are you Brown 1 or Brown 2?
@@elemus7583 It's not a bowl.
"I do this every night with your son" will never stop being funny
This skit never gets old lol
Sup friends
That's because the universe doesn't age and there isn't a linear man made organizational time either. It just exists.
H Donna Gust is THE preeminent astrophysicist of our generation. Part of her brilliance is being able to explain such a difficult concept as the universe in a way that makes it easy to understand. I do take exception however, to one thing and that is her cavalier attitude about the placement of grauman's center. She doesnt leave much room for discussion, glossing over recent evidence from the tordograph that seems to suggest that it may be more closely aligned with tittlemans crest than sector 8 as previously thought.
I have not looked much at the tordograph or the Dripkin hypothesis. I believe she earned her respect when she proved that the universe expands to twice its size when stuffed in a tube. Brilliant.
Physicists always get hooked up on sector 8 and ignore the bigger issue, I'm afraid they just don't want to approach the paradigm shifting thought.
Are we already in a tube?
I’m also from the school of thought that the Universe, in Layman’s terms of course, is really a lot like a leaf with Sector 8 being more of the stem of the leaf, Tittleman’s Crest being the top point of the leaf and undiscovered worlds are really just the middle of the leaf waiting for us to find them. And I know I don’t have to even get into the redundancies of why the Universe is most certainly NOT a bowl. Those fools at Cornell tried for generations to prove their ridiculous “Bowl theory” and Dr. Donna shot it to pieces using the Hot dog bun analogy.
Oh my god this is funny!
Corbin Dallas I thought it was just an actual hot dog 🌭 bun.
1:42 I like how when he loses his train of thought the stars in the background black out like he went "out of the universe"... I find this little detail so funny.
it's because the stars went into the bag :( rip light
This.
the comedic brilliance of tim and eric can never be overstated
If you watch documentaries about space. It's a bunch of experts giving analogies one after the other. Imagine this, picture that, think of this. That's what makes this bit so great.
God damn that's so true.
They have dumb it down for us uneducated twats
Exactly, and after every analogy you’re like “wow…” even though you completely don’t get it 😂
Everyone has seen documentaries about space. Everyone knows what they are parodying.
@@fuckamericanidiot no they haven't
I'm glad Tim was able to redeem himself with his knowledge that there is 90 planets.
Tim's expressions when he realizes his complicated explanations make no sense and are going nowhere is hysterical. "and, uh.... you wouldn't want to put it into a tube."
This video is amazing; like a new woman i'm gonna date, it's dark and it's massive.
... with a black whole... I wanna explore.Just like on a new date. I wanna dive deep into that and... feel around... like wft?!
People say "Donna you're so wrapped up in the physics of it, don't you ever have any fun?" - bueeeeno.
I love how Tim looks like an 8 year old boy.....s ventriloquist dummy. Perfect person to represent cosmology
This is why the show in general worked I think
“You wouldn’t wanna put it into a tube” after all that explanation destroyed me 🤣
“You’re dark and you’re massive and you have a black hole” This parts always makes me chuckle
Finally someone explains the universe in a way we can understand
that's the best video ever created and there will never be a better one
Possibly, but only time will tell.
I love 2:03 when they fade to a very slightly different angle of him
The 'its me shining a lighy into your sons bedroom' escalated quickly
No matter how many times i watch this it always makes me laugh. One of their best satires.
My favorite part is the overall awkwardness of the body language these guys communicate with. It’s genius because we’ve all done this at some point in our lives. The look he gives when telling us about how they’re 90 planets, the part where Eric laughs and then proceeds to wipe his mouth with a handkerchief, and the weird way Tim moves his hands when talking about putting the universe in a tube. It’s hilarious you’ll never see comedy at this level again.
cant even teach kids about the universe nowadays
Lol, quick way to go to jail, lol
@@Weenmeen You're pretty dense huh?
And vsauce and strange mysteries and many others
@@pessimistprime6318 r/woosh
Jagar Tharn it’s just away to say the joke went over his head, yea got it? genius 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️😂
I’ve watched this about twice a day since 2009. And this is the first time I’ve noticed how ferociously fabulous Erics spectacular spectacles truly are in these videos
No you haven’t
Why does this not have more likes?! Also, the amount of people who have seen the meme but don't know of Tim and Eric... So unfortunate
The amount of views that I have contributed to that above total is unreasonable
If you put all your views into a tube, you would come up with a very long tube. A 'UA-cam'.
You wouldn’t want to put your views into a UA-cam!
Why did you say "unseasonable"? I'm totally not getting that. Completely lost me on that one.
Exactly. I have always felt that the universe was kind of like, um, a large bag of shake and bake chicken, just shaken and yet to be cooked. Yet we are living in the cooked version, of course.
There are multiple versions of you, in multiple universes, some of them are yet to be cooked, some where you are the chicken, some where you are the shake and bake part with all the seasonings
This is absolutely the most accurate and best impression of those weird scientists on the science channels. Tim and Eric deserve world wide recognition for this lol
Screw celebrities with fame and fortune, these guys have way more talent than most of them anyways.
Weird scientists? Like who?
These guys are celebrities with fame and fortune now ya turkey
They're not imitating anyone, ya dingus!
@@gilmillan4575 Go watch a Nova doc...
@@Popeslash those who make documentaries for physics nerds
This is low key the best sketch they have ever done.
I just went on a Tim and Eric binge and I think you might be right. I laughed out loud the entire time needing to pause it multiple times.
It's actually 2 mins longer but adult swim cut it to just 4.
This, and the Innernette. That one is amazing too.
I think "Doo Dah Doo Doo" takes that cake.
This video never fails to make me laugh
i accidentally paused on 2:48 and now its my screensaver
LOL clicking this lowkey freaked me out
2:19 I gonna have this one printed on a pillow
Tubers vs Anti-tubers
The new spherical vs flat earthers.
D u a l i t y it’s a bowl, you sheep. George Soros and the media dont want you to know
Fucking idiots dont even realize the universe is actually a metaphysical layered onion complex with infinite strings
Me me, I'm a tube man.
I am firm believer that its kind of like a leaf and it's not a bowl.
its flat.
this is some heavy shit, man.
That final minute of this is one of my all time favorite Tim & Eric moments
I understand so much more about the universe now. Thanks!
I cant watch space documentaries anymore without laughing every now and then, because of tim and eric.
I watch this every night when I'm sad. What a concept.
This makes as much sense as someone actually explaining the universe to me.
"really really really fun" is such a great bit
Saw this when it first came out and to this day I have not stopped calling them the “little dipster” and the “big dipster” and I don’t think I’ll ever stop
Carl Sagan would absolutely love this
Somehow, I doubt that.
@@thomr902 Besides his interest in astronomy Carl Sagan was an avid and outspoken marijuana partaker and advocate. I'd put my money on Carl seeing this for exactly what it was and laughing like a hyena like the rest of us.
i still remember watching this when it first aired and laughing at that ending. it was so good
The smile he gives after he says there are now 90 planets makes me believe that’s a very fun version of reality that I’d like to explore
I howl every time I hear "it's not a bowl"
I've seen things, you people wouldn't believe, ... attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Tillman's Crest.
I've watched see Beams glitter in the dark near near Sector 8.
That man's son was named Elon Musk.
Underrated comment
^
That would explain some things...
And he was molested with a flashlight....
So thats how it all began
Some videos are just silly entertainment, and then some are truly mind-expanding and educational.
So there are different types of videos.
I'm so jealous of Tim's ability to whip out complete nonsense with a straight face. Like when he gives names to the constellations and the parts of his fingers and doesn't laugh. I have no idea how he does it.
I used to struggle with the unfathomable. The Universe.
Then I was gifted this video and all my questions were answered.
Thank you Tim and Eric!
For your health
The great thing is that in some of the multiverses there literally is a tittleman's crest.
And Grauman's center, Sector 8, the Little Dipster and the Big Dipster.
I watch this a lot to make sure my knowledge on the universe doesn't get rusty, this video is very accessible to me
The shiny lip balm kills me 😂
Masterpiece
Yes Yes Yes
So thrilled I’m not the only one completely entertained by Tim and Eric.
The look on Tim's face at 1:43 absolutely kills me every single time!!
When you notice, that this is the source of the best meme: 2:16
The face he makes when he says, "It's not a bowl" will never not make me laugh.
I know, they briefly photoshop his face. XD
That ending is just pure gold.
2:53 strong Dr. Steve Brule vibes from Eric.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. This made my day, every time Im feeling down I watch this and it never fails to cheer me up.
I used this for my college thesis and failed.
Obviously your professors haven't taken a fun speed-of-light ride before.
Wingy can we go live on the sun?
@@always-steelers Only when it's night time on the sun, otherwise it's a little too hot.
@@wingy200 The surface of the sun is so beautiful at night...
Great job!
That visual at 3:13 killed me.
Eric looks majestic, such a strong jawline 😄
This remains one of the funniest videos I know of. Absolute classic.
"Stars can be fun" is an underrated line from Dr. H. Donna in this one
The bit at 1:45 where he loses his train of thought and just sort of looks blankly and half smiles is one of my favourite Tim moments of all time.
2:10 It's 2020 now and i still watching this
It's 2023 june😂
Who’s rewatching this sketch in 2023~ it never gets old 🤣😂
This is THE most accurate parody of a space documentary.
What I love about the Universe is that it's so complex! That complexity in all it's entropy. Take a star for example: What are you really seeing? You're seeing a light from really far away. How do you know that light is actually the planet and not just a light from Eric shining a flashlight into your son's window? You can't answer these questions! Alas, the beauty of the cosmos.
Lil dipster and the big dipster
I love how the r'ccoon is a red panda.
When I'm having a rough day, I come to Tim and Eric to learn about the universe and what I wouldn't want to put into a tube.
I'm so glad Donna can still have fun
I think Donna gets too wrapped up in the physics of it.
1:41 You in the middle of an important presentation at school/college
3:31 that happy face. xD
"You wouldn't want to put it in a tube."😂