Steven Seagal's Urban Justice - He Becomes Besties With His Son's Killer - Worst Movie Ever

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  • @SpaceIce
    @SpaceIce  Рік тому +285

    Check out my Patreon for ad-free and censorship free videos: patreon.com/Space_Ice

    • @zamardii12
      @zamardii12 Рік тому +5

      Are you going to review Exit Wounds?

    • @davidnordmeyer513
      @davidnordmeyer513 Рік тому +11

      I prefer the censored versions. It's funny when the words are bleeped out

    • @Outafterbefore
      @Outafterbefore Рік тому +1

      Please review Young Guns.

    • @Podgastic
      @Podgastic Рік тому +2

      Can somebody tell me what the background music is?

    • @jay55148
      @jay55148 Рік тому +5

      Bro do "barb wire"

  • @perturbedbatman2009
    @perturbedbatman2009 Рік тому +1055

    “I look at you, I see a man like me” is the single worst thing Steven Seagal could ever tell someone. That guy’s gonna need serious therapy for the rest of his life now.

    • @omrilapidot6770
      @omrilapidot6770 Рік тому +104

      “I look at you, I see a man like me” - that's some top notch insult, coming to think about it.

    • @thekornreeper
      @thekornreeper Рік тому +15

      Facts

    • @MarkelScott100
      @MarkelScott100 Рік тому +41

      Why was danny trejo and eddie griffin in this movie

    • @mareksaltberg1484
      @mareksaltberg1484 Рік тому +14

      You don't know what you're talking about - it's a very effective method of psychological harassment.

    • @lavo-ld4wm
      @lavo-ld4wm Рік тому +25

      I'm guessing that's why Trejo whacked Seagal in Machete… as revenge for that insult!

  • @barbaroja.mp3
    @barbaroja.mp3 Рік тому +4488

    the license plate situation had me howling all the video. My guy puts more effort in these reviews than Seagal in any of his money laudering schemes

    • @viljamtheninja
      @viljamtheninja Рік тому +197

      Those license plate shenanigans were absolutely baffling, I can't begin to comprehend why they would do that.

    • @johnjamele
      @johnjamele Рік тому +106

      @@viljamtheninja It's like the guy who actually owns those plates paid for product placement or something.

    • @raylopez99
      @raylopez99 Рік тому +167

      Space Ice has an eye for detail in the same way Seagal has an eye for de tail!

    • @Fryzzi
      @Fryzzi Рік тому +40

      so either someone did that to absolutely mess with them / him, or the License Plates were shared ones, for multple Cars, just for this shoot and
      they changed it back and forth, while filming different scenes and then cut it together terribly

    • @ambrooks5
      @ambrooks5 Рік тому +85

      The license plate played a very important role in this epic film

  • @LazarusBaccus
    @LazarusBaccus Рік тому +446

    In an interview Seagal once said; "I try not to act, you know. I think the most important thing in acting is to not act." Which explains a lot.

    • @malcolmcurve9511
      @malcolmcurve9511 Рік тому +11

      Ahahahaha 🤣

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax Рік тому +44

      He also said he is the "king of improv" in a tv interview. Look it up, hilarious. He's just sooo delusional

    • @kommisar.
      @kommisar. 7 місяців тому +6

      He tries so much not to act, that he uses his body double for a lot of things he doesn't have to, like walking up stairs.

    • @104thironmike4
      @104thironmike4 7 місяців тому +1

      @@kommisar. "can I laugh in your face?" _followed by serious look_ 😂

    • @kommisar.
      @kommisar. 7 місяців тому

      @@104thironmike4 ???

  • @Dachmod
    @Dachmod Рік тому +1485

    Every Steven Seagal movie somehow manages to be a parody of every other Steven Seagal movie.

  • @thatweirdanimalcrossingchick
    @thatweirdanimalcrossingchick Рік тому +1360

    The way he changes his voice depending on what race he's talking to is just absolutely crazy to me. He does it in every single movie

    • @playlist9980
      @playlist9980 Рік тому +204

      I love it when he refers to a fellow white guy as a "white boy". He pioneered the whole identity business.

    • @toddpatrick8254
      @toddpatrick8254 Рік тому

      So does Hillary Clinton with a purse full of hot sauce. 😉

    • @MacXpert74
      @MacXpert74 Рік тому +112

      He's clearly transracial! 😂

    • @Kevin_2435
      @Kevin_2435 Рік тому +168

      In his lawman series there are multiple situations where he comes up on a Latino person and starts speaking horrible, horrible Spanish. They will start talking in good English and he will still insist on his terrible Spanish.

    • @thatweirdanimalcrossingchick
      @thatweirdanimalcrossingchick Рік тому +76

      @@Kevin_2435 his level of cringe is so off the charts you'd almost think it's fake 😂

  • @SaintMartins
    @SaintMartins Рік тому +604

    I worked as a crew member (camera dept/loader) on a short lived Steven Seagal TV series called "True Justice" (2 seasons) I remember after a fight scene with stunt men Steven yelled "CUT" though he wasn't the Director. He asked one of the stunt guys 'What are you doing?" the stunt guy said "crawling away after you punched me" Steven replied *"In a Steven Seagal production, after i hit a guy they don't move because they're either unconscious or dead got that?"* LOL !

    • @malcolmcurve9511
      @malcolmcurve9511 Рік тому +2

      He is sooo full of crap 🤣

    • @thesorrow4664
      @thesorrow4664 8 місяців тому +34

      😆

    • @StainsStainsStains
      @StainsStainsStains 7 місяців тому

      Sounds like exactly something this absolute numb nuts would do.

    • @MrPapamoon
      @MrPapamoon 7 місяців тому +28

      Tell Tom Segura

    • @MrSaiyan333
      @MrSaiyan333 7 місяців тому +52

      Those stunt guys would become celebrities if they'd beat up Seagal after he's mistreating them during filming. :D

  • @garudafalcon
    @garudafalcon Рік тому +1000

    "He then broke into this house to look for more license plates" goddammit the continuation of that joke is just top notch!

    • @visionist7
      @visionist7 Рік тому +12

      Timestamp? 🤣

    • @mayhemmcfly4229
      @mayhemmcfly4229 Рік тому +14

      ​@@visionist7 10:59 -11:05

    • @Itachi_Uchiha666-n7d
      @Itachi_Uchiha666-n7d Рік тому +4

      Urban Justice aka Nutcracker

    • @visionist7
      @visionist7 Рік тому +3

      @@mayhemmcfly4229 thanks

    • @11176
      @11176 Рік тому +5

      He then broke into this house to look for more license plates"😂😂😂😂😂 omggg

  • @rahl169
    @rahl169 Рік тому +702

    So Segall kills everyone except the guy who actually killed his son…..”I got no beef with you”

    • @GAshoneybear
      @GAshoneybear Рік тому +173

      But he gets mad with the guy who was trying to tell him who murdered his son. "I don't care. You're a snitch." Guess he really didn't care about his son's murder.

    • @jamesc.e.s.4551
      @jamesc.e.s.4551 Рік тому +111

      "I just wanted to thank you for getting rid of my child support payments by killing my son. I have like three ex wives in real life and I beat them all so they divorced me, and I have to make these awful movies to launder money, and people have been catching on lately. Thanks."

    • @ryandixon7604
      @ryandixon7604 9 місяців тому

      Lmao goofball. Pay attention. Eddie Griffin didn't kill his son, the cop did.

    • @ssa6227
      @ssa6227 8 місяців тому +7

      😂

    • @RobiinBrar
      @RobiinBrar 8 місяців тому +31

      Cause segal is half black sometimes so he's tired of paying child support that's why he got no beef with guy who saved him from paying child support, he was looking for him just to thank him

  • @edgabrielocay3376
    @edgabrielocay3376 Рік тому +98

    The fact that Seagal was able to change his license plate while being chased and sprayed with bullets, is totally awesome according to Seagal.

  • @igortolstov487
    @igortolstov487 Рік тому +1687

    Imagine watching every Seagal movie for our amusement. This guy deserves a medal

    • @ChristopherSaindon
      @ChristopherSaindon Рік тому +55

      A gold license plate!

    • @andyjg13
      @andyjg13 Рік тому +40

      And lots of therapy.

    • @honestopinion6711
      @honestopinion6711 Рік тому +11

      if you was in prison it wouldn't be so bad but yeah watching seagul movies takes a lot of patience loool

    • @edmundblackaddercoc8522
      @edmundblackaddercoc8522 Рік тому +15

      I think he just watches the highlights, there is no way a human can watch ALL the seagull movies.

    • @dekardkain5469
      @dekardkain5469 Рік тому +25

      @@edmundblackaddercoc8522 I watched the highlights of every Seagal movie once - I spent the other 23 hours, 59 minutes, and 59.99999 seconds that day reexamining why I make such epically bad life decisions.

  • @bwebbh
    @bwebbh Рік тому +187

    Seagal killing people before getting any information from them has to be my favorite recurring part of his movies.

    • @JoeMama-yd1ve
      @JoeMama-yd1ve Рік тому +32

      I like when there’s a twist that renders the rest of the movie pointless.

    • @raylopez99
      @raylopez99 Рік тому +24

      Seagal is like France's Inspector Clouseau, stumbling about but in the end prevailing despite his efforts, but without the humor, plot, wit or creativity.

    • @A.AnthonyAlvarez
      @A.AnthonyAlvarez Рік тому +5

      When Seagal is chasing the dragon his blood thirst is unquenchable

  • @metalmouse2953
    @metalmouse2953 Рік тому +166

    "Seagal puts all his creativity on display by kicking this guy in the nuts...ELEVEN times". Sheer brilliance, has me laughing every time.

  • @villevan
    @villevan Рік тому +709

    I never thought I’d say this but I’m starting to dread the day we will run out of Steven Seagal movies.

    • @IbukiMiodaa24
      @IbukiMiodaa24 Рік тому +27

      i hope another Seagal comes out of the woodworks one day

    • @karnagefails333
      @karnagefails333 Рік тому +21

      When Space Ice runs out of Seagal flicks to make fun of, it will be comparable to Art Bell not doing radio anymore

    • @A_Haunted_Pancake
      @A_Haunted_Pancake Рік тому +22

      I've seen People do a very convincing CGI Seagal just to make fun of him.
      Combine that technology with the cheapest, buggy AI you can find
      and they'll be pumping out Seagal movies as "good" as the real ones
      for the next 100 years.

    • @PakchikpakRajaBabu-sp
      @PakchikpakRajaBabu-sp Рік тому

      Me too

    • @toxomanrod
      @toxomanrod Рік тому +5

      Last movie was from 2019 :(

  • @galil_6863
    @galil_6863 Рік тому +556

    The ending makes perfect sense. Seagal never had beef with anybody, he just wanted an excuse to go on a sensless killing spree because that's the Seagal way.

  • @theultimatereductionist7592
    @theultimatereductionist7592 Рік тому +41

    0:37 "What's important is, she's single now." Poor actress crying for realz, because she now knows she's going to have to do a romantic sex scene with Seagal at some point in the film.

  • @silvernova354
    @silvernova354 Рік тому +387

    Steven Seagal is the man, who showed the world, how to be the most unintentionally funny person in all of history.

  • @barkwahlmerg
    @barkwahlmerg Рік тому +545

    "a mexican in los angeles is all seagal needs" as a mexican i felt that

  • @TheSkulleh
    @TheSkulleh Рік тому +49

    The front license plate had a more compelling story than Seagal himself in any of his movies

  • @scrantondangler8068
    @scrantondangler8068 Рік тому +203

    License plate story arc was enthralling.

  • @SPACYtunes
    @SPACYtunes Рік тому +1531

    Seagal: "My son was killed and it is my life's goal to find his killer."
    Guy: "I know who killed your son."
    Seagal: "LMFAO we got a snitch over here, gtfo dork and stop being a loser."

  • @Dan-nt2yb
    @Dan-nt2yb Рік тому +73

    Let’s all give thanks to whoever Space Ice is and the incredible sacrifice he makes watching these disasters in their entirety for our entertainment. Miraculous.🙏🏽

  • @spoddie
    @spoddie Рік тому +174

    The license plate sub plot really made this movie.

  • @fakename2212
    @fakename2212 Рік тому +370

    "she cries and misses a lot, fooling the bad guys into thinking Seagal's still there" Thats one of the best lines yet out of any of these.

  • @Angelo_X_2045
    @Angelo_X_2045 Рік тому +88

    “Seagal’s half black, so say goodbye to your nuts” *Seagal proceeds to kick dude in the nuts*.
    That part had my sides in pain 😂😂😂

  • @tryan715
    @tryan715 Рік тому +178

    I feel like the quote “This entire movie was a waste of everyone’s time” should be the tagline for every Seagal movie ever made.

    • @leonardwhite7838
      @leonardwhite7838 Рік тому +4

      So Segal really kills all of the underlings, but let's the bossman go?

    • @golum247
      @golum247 Рік тому +5

      This movie isn't a waste of time, without it we wouldn't have gotten this video.

  • @Lohengrin88
    @Lohengrin88 Рік тому +952

    "BUT SEAGAL, DOESNT DO SLIM"
    I swear I choked on my water. LMAO

    • @joseabito-on442
      @joseabito-on442 Рік тому +48

      For real, it caught me so off guard I almost sewed over my fingers 🤣🤣 that's what I get for sewing while tuning in to a Space Ice Seagal review 😂😂

    • @Lohengrin88
      @Lohengrin88 Рік тому +12

      😂😂😂😂

    • @perrycoffey5410
      @perrycoffey5410 Рік тому +14

      @@joseabito-on442 yea a real stupid thing to do but glad your ok

    • @LordAbsurdum
      @LordAbsurdum Рік тому +10

      Came here for this. What an epic line that was!

    • @nanucit
      @nanucit Рік тому

      Seagal only does morbidly obese

  • @Sillylawyer
    @Sillylawyer Рік тому +55

    This is actually funnier than most comedy shows. I wonder if people know how much effort these must take. So much more creative than some fool commenting on something we can all see. Thanks for the laughs. You deserve success.

  • @Zi-listedRosso
    @Zi-listedRosso Рік тому +174

    the loss of that sandwich is the saddest moment in any Seagal film, it truly makes you feel something for Steven

    • @pvt.prinny759
      @pvt.prinny759 Рік тому +6

      He cared more about that sandwich than any of his partners in his movies

    • @pernicopernico6479
      @pernicopernico6479 Рік тому

      because it was a vegan sandwich

    • @CR-nb1vs
      @CR-nb1vs Рік тому +2

      RIP in peace Arnold's rocketship and this sandwich 😔

    • @mayhemmcfly4229
      @mayhemmcfly4229 Рік тому +1

      He showed more 'emotion' over not getting to eat that sandwich than the "death of his own son" or whatever the plot was.
      I was too engrossed in the 'Musical License Plate' adventures to pay attention to Seagal's storyline...

  • @JoMaABC
    @JoMaABC Рік тому +129

    You know its a Seagal movie when even the license plate has a body double.

  • @malcolmcurve9511
    @malcolmcurve9511 Рік тому +35

    "Because he is required by law to notify his neighbours that he is moving in"
    I guess that's because he was a registered sex offender. No wonder the concerned parents confronted him 😂😂😂😂

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax Рік тому +5

      And the part about him being a thousand feet away from a school at the graveyard 😂😂

  • @DhakaiyaHunter
    @DhakaiyaHunter Рік тому +166

    In this movie Seagal actually uses his own voice and nobody dubbed his voice for him... That's an achievement on itself.

    • @DM-rc4yu
      @DM-rc4yu Рік тому +3

      Big if true.

    • @TehMorbidAtheist
      @TehMorbidAtheist Рік тому +29

      The $5 budget couldn't quite cover the voice over guy.

    • @DhakaiyaHunter
      @DhakaiyaHunter Рік тому +1

      @@TehMorbidAtheist 😂😂 lol... Good one!😂😂

    • @DensilGrant
      @DensilGrant Рік тому +5

      Looks like a old movie cause eddie is actually thinner

    • @sharpfalcon6196
      @sharpfalcon6196 Рік тому +1

      Nobody dubbed his voice in his older films before he went to DTV Hell.

  • @slayton21
    @slayton21 7 місяців тому +12

    That $5 bribe 😂😂😂 I can't believe they left that in!

  • @sabotagesaddam6181
    @sabotagesaddam6181 Рік тому +437

    I wish there was an infinite amount of seagal movies so this guy would never stop making these videos

    • @nikhilcruz
      @nikhilcruz Рік тому +77

      I'm honestly getting concerned about how many Seagal movies are left, I don't want these videos to stop.

    • @fredsmith9714
      @fredsmith9714 Рік тому +40

      I think there are almost 10 left. I looked at imdb the other day and there were a few titles I didn't recognize. But he could make videos of seagals various TV shows as well. Like pretending to be a real police officer for 20 years! He waddles around with actual police pretending he's an expert...or I guess playing himself

    • @fadhilahzaidan4946
      @fadhilahzaidan4946 Рік тому +3

      Why not watch the same recap videos?

    • @totallykoolyeah
      @totallykoolyeah Рік тому +3

      ​@@nikhilcruz hopefully a trip to seagal, lawman. Red-eye reviews has some great takes.

    • @pointysidedown
      @pointysidedown Рік тому +11

      There is enough Breen, rob Scheider, etc. to keep the channel going. Spaceice is forever expanding, like the universe

  • @Cellar__Door
    @Cellar__Door Рік тому +808

    Space Ice is the greatest content creator on this platform. No hyperbole. He's the best.

    • @skanaraki2161
      @skanaraki2161 Рік тому +25

      Hands down the best.

    • @melexdy
      @melexdy Рік тому +19

      Is he though?
      It all starts with Seagals creativity!
      If you want to thank someone...

    • @skanaraki2161
      @skanaraki2161 Рік тому +13

      @@melexdy He is. Seagal isn't making fun of himself.

    • @davidglad
      @davidglad Рік тому +18

      @@melexdy Ironically he criticizes Seagal's lack of creativity and straight up laziness in many of these movie critiques. Props to Space Ice for keeping his lines so original.. Such as "Seagal really thinks people find true love in strip clubs. God bless him!" in another one.

    • @angieh47
      @angieh47 Рік тому +1

      I concur!!! The best!!!

  • @Terjay
    @Terjay Рік тому +10

    THE ALGORITHM had your Seagal videos pop up and I'm really glad I watched one. Now I've binged through your whole channel and I haven't laughed this much in a while.

  • @DarinRamsay
    @DarinRamsay Рік тому +381

    I knew we were in for some Space Ice brilliance immediately at the funeral scene where he pointed out that “Because it was by a school, Seagal had to be 100yds away at all times”. That took me 20mins to recover from to begin. Well played, Space.

    • @ClickClack_Bam
      @ClickClack_Bam Рік тому +22

      I think this channel is SERIOUSLY under rated.
      Then again I've been around when his best videos ONLY got maybe 50k hits & MANY were WAY under that normally. He was delivering fully in the laughing parts too.
      This guy hit the ground running imo & he's doing the same level of Golden greatness as he's always done.
      Imo this channel should be getting MILLIONS of views in the first 24 hours alone. It's that good of production value, genuinely funny ass creativity, & editing & he delivers top entertainment the ENTIRE time. Literally EVERY line in his scripts are shit I'm laughing at EVERY single time. I love this channel lol.

    • @micnorton9487
      @micnorton9487 Рік тому +6

      ​@@ClickClack_Bam .. yeah he is and he's gonna get mucho algorithm clout by the repeat viewer and sub and comment stats and the length is perfect too,, around 11 minutes with 2 or even 3 ad breaks which you KNOW people aren't going to surf because this guy is a SCREAM ...

    • @micnorton9487
      @micnorton9487 Рік тому +5

      Yeah spaceice got that Jackie Gleason insult comedy down EXCELLENTLY and no one deserves it more than Sensei Suknuts...

    • @JeffreyAppSteam
      @JeffreyAppSteam Рік тому +1

      Dont know if this is a negativ comment or not. I didnt had any ad break other than the ads at the beginning

    • @nighttrain1236
      @nighttrain1236 Рік тому +9

      100 yards is too far to walk for Seagal these days...although he could send his body-double, I guess.

  • @Адам7578
    @Адам7578 Рік тому +13

    "But Seagal doesn't do slim." Lmao, that was gold

  • @mihajlomilosevic3211
    @mihajlomilosevic3211 Рік тому +375

    You know, Seagal movies start making a lot more sense if you look at him as the villain lol

    • @kubrickking5101
      @kubrickking5101 Рік тому +42

      I always root against him, knowing full well that he can never die. It’s fun and infuriating at the same time.

    • @irvinmorales1409
      @irvinmorales1409 Рік тому +12

      ​@@kubrickking5101
      He dies in Executive Decision I think.

    • @raylopez99
      @raylopez99 Рік тому +25

      @@irvinmorales1409 SPOILER! AND I WAS GONNA WATCH THAT?? no i wasn't lol

    • @PhantomGardener
      @PhantomGardener Рік тому +11

      He also died in Machete

    • @holosbachstudios9122
      @holosbachstudios9122 Рік тому

      @@PhantomGardener and in code of honor and the perfect weapon

  • @Gyrbae
    @Gyrbae Рік тому +130

    That license plate running gag had more staying power than Seagals whole career.

  • @attieyag
    @attieyag Рік тому +30

    That license plate gag KILLED ME BRO!!!! At first, I was like “Ok. I get it. “ But u kept coming up with ways to work it in and I was cracking up!!! Lol

  • @czmisfitsfan
    @czmisfitsfan Рік тому +557

    "Seagal is half black sometimes so say goodbye to your nuts"
    Fucking legend.

    • @TWisM009
      @TWisM009 Рік тому +17

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rhatikeo
      @rhatikeo Рік тому +18

      Seagal is the one white samurai to earn the N_word pass

    • @muskyoxes
      @muskyoxes Рік тому +27

      He was Indian in "A Dangerous Man"

    • @abousono1
      @abousono1 Рік тому +26

      Seagal walks like a black man and breathes like a killer.

    • @sirrobin4394
      @sirrobin4394 Рік тому +6

      That was a great line. lol

  • @gitsurfer27
    @gitsurfer27 Рік тому +200

    The licence plate portrayed more emotion than Segal, you really felt its character develop throughout the movie.

  • @MrScooter77
    @MrScooter77 6 місяців тому +13

    The movie's budget was $5 dollars. For some strange reason. I believe it.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 2 місяці тому +1

      Dude finds $5 in his couch.
      "Yeah, I could make a movie with this."

  • @sars910
    @sars910 Рік тому +463

    "He's required to be 100 ft away from a school" and "He beats up concerned parents" are some of your best jokes, Space Ice.
    Keep at it, or Imma snatch every motherfucker birthday.

    • @susragejr477
      @susragejr477 Рік тому +24

      Is it syphallis

    • @anthonypapiccio2045
      @anthonypapiccio2045 Рік тому +9

      ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
      ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
      ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...well I'm sorry to hear that

    • @oragamiowl5031
      @oragamiowl5031 Рік тому +28

      He’s also “required by law to notify his neighbours when he’s moving in”. 🤣

    • @kobaltsteel6418
      @kobaltsteel6418 Рік тому +6

      Wait a minute now, we have unfinished business

    • @purpleprinc3
      @purpleprinc3 Рік тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣👌

  • @sandilendhlovu220
    @sandilendhlovu220 Рік тому +125

    "Offers the bouncer the entire movie's budget" 😂😂 that's gold!

  • @stephenberdos9319
    @stephenberdos9319 Рік тому +62

    "Seagal doesn't do slim..." 😂😂😂

    • @paulp4201
      @paulp4201 7 місяців тому +1

      Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 6 місяців тому

      "He quickly realizes he has no f-ing idea what he's doing"
      Yeah, we know that, but I thought the fact that Seagal doesn't is the reason for anything happening in his movies.

  • @MacNille
    @MacNille Рік тому +94

    I laughed out lot at Steven beating up the concern parents.
    Also, the actor who played the snitch was pretty good. Shame that he was blackmailed into being in a Seagal movie.

  • @zoltanperei4789
    @zoltanperei4789 Рік тому +127

    You know Danny Trejo's carrier hit rock bottom, when you see him in a Seagal movie.

    • @zombiedodge1426
      @zombiedodge1426 Рік тому +67

      Trejo is a legend, but he will take literally *any* role offered to him as long as the cheque clears. (See also: Dan Ackroyd, Whoopi Goldberg, Lance Henriksen, '80s Michael Caine.)

    • @gedrooney9305
      @gedrooney9305 Рік тому +14

      @@zombiedodge1426 80’s Micheal Caine…blame it on Rio.

    • @Courtesyflush52
      @Courtesyflush52 Рік тому +56

      Considering Trejo went to prison in 1962 for drug dealing and armed robberies, I don't think getting a steady paycheck and being a household name at 78 years old is really rock bottom

    • @edgabrielocay3376
      @edgabrielocay3376 Рік тому +24

      Trejo was just showing his appreciation to Seagal, because Seagal ate all the tacos at trejos shop.

    • @ClickClack_Bam
      @ClickClack_Bam Рік тому +6

      I'm torn on this one.
      I don't think he's a Nicholas Cage, but in & of itself it's pretty bad being in a Seagal flick. You don't really bounce back off that into the positive.
      But if he's damn near 80 then I'm ok with it all lol .

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain Рік тому +9

    It's been over 7 days since Space Ice posted his last video. Do we need to send in a Seagal rescue team?
    I don't know what I'll do without these videos!

  • @OniTreefolk
    @OniTreefolk Рік тому +31

    What a tough call: Watching the new Space Ice video, or taking a phone interview.
    Jobs are temporary, Space Ice is forever.

  • @discingaround
    @discingaround Рік тому +104

    Seagal really is the best comedian on Earth. Who else could spend 15 straight movies in a row being the same character as one big joke to the audience?!

    • @scottnblue
      @scottnblue Рік тому +9

      Don't forget greatest zombie slayer as well

    • @bcc5701
      @bcc5701 Рік тому

      @@scottnblue those were vampires idiot. Steven doesn’t approve of zombies.

    • @Wishmaster787
      @Wishmaster787 Рік тому

      Adam Sandler

  • @Nick.Carl.
    @Nick.Carl. Рік тому +7

    “…but Segal doesn’t do slim…” 😂😂😂👍

  • @eeeman
    @eeeman Рік тому +133

    The guy trying to help Segal with info about his son and he calls him a snitch 😂

  • @Two_Ravens
    @Two_Ravens Рік тому +30

    "She cries and misses her shots, which tricks them into thinking Segall is still there". Fucking poetry.

  • @pushband9382
    @pushband9382 Рік тому +7

    "But Segal... doesn't do slim" I almost choked from laughing.

  • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
    @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd Рік тому +210

    Steven Seagal is a one of a kind. No one else in Hollywood needs a stunt man to do simple walking.

  • @SpokoR3
    @SpokoR3 Рік тому +209

    Jesus Christ.. the first joke caught me so off-guard. Because the funeral was taking place within 1000 feet of a school, seagal is forced to stand all the way over here 😂😂😂😂

    • @Terra_Lopez
      @Terra_Lopez 6 місяців тому +2

      Yeah, that was so funny! 😊

  • @mikecox1974
    @mikecox1974 Рік тому +10

    Only could Segal write a revenge movie where he tracks down his son's killer and then let's the undercover brother go saying he ain't got no beef with you WTF

  • @philmason9653
    @philmason9653 Рік тому +65

    The director had always secretly wanted to make a movie about the traveling adventures of a license plate. Noticing that nobody was paying any attention to anything during the making of this, he saw his opening and made it happen.

    • @Puschit1
      @Puschit1 Рік тому

      Urban Justice is from 2007, Machete is from 2010. Maybe it was a low point of his career but he became a true Legend after Machete and I think isn't dependant on regular normal sized paychecks anymore.

  • @ajaxlewis7664
    @ajaxlewis7664 Рік тому +53

    Imagine if he was self-aware... comedic genius! But we know he's not...

  • @Complication84
    @Complication84 Рік тому +409

    I work for a delivery company, and I can't tell you how many hours of my days I spend putting on and taking off my license plates. Glad to finally see plate changing representation in a movie.

    • @playlist9980
      @playlist9980 Рік тому +12

      ???

    • @LilC1deep
      @LilC1deep Рік тому +5

      @@playlist9980 indeed

    • @imustconsultwiththeeldergo5906
      @imustconsultwiththeeldergo5906 Рік тому +6

      why do u have to change ur license plates so often?

    • @basqye9
      @basqye9 Рік тому +5

      You should see "Ghost dog way of the samurai". That plate-changing action will blow your mind

    • @Complication84
      @Complication84 Рік тому +27

      @@imustconsultwiththeeldergo5906 I can't let people catch me slippin.

  • @SkinnyCow.
    @SkinnyCow. 7 місяців тому +6

    8:42 now the red truck has the same license plate as the white town car Segal show up in the previous scene

  • @Verto9999
    @Verto9999 Рік тому +46

    Wasnt expecting the license plate to be a thing through the whole clip, hilarious as always, thanks!

  • @chikken_soup
    @chikken_soup Рік тому +75

    it's still a mystery why Seagal hasn't won an Academy award as of yet

    • @hectoraccented5312
      @hectoraccented5312 Рік тому +9

      Soon one of his movies will win a prize for best visual effects for the almost life-like Steven Seagal "prop/animatronic doll"

    • @sean5558
      @sean5558 Рік тому +11

      He did get an award for being a Yale professor once

    • @DJ_Randy_B
      @DJ_Randy_B Рік тому +4

      He's a Nobel prize winner but he turned it down to win Academy awards :) lol

    • @Mitch_Conner75926
      @Mitch_Conner75926 Рік тому +4

      He ate the awards before they could be awarded.

  • @Docru911
    @Docru911 Рік тому +7

    “This isn’t the best neighborhood. In fact it’s getting worse by the week.”- Which I’m pretty sure is a dig at him. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @est_9855
    @est_9855 Рік тому +25

    Fun fact: Giving away the sandwich was part of his character development but Seagull didn't let it happen because he eat it as soon he heard CUT, plus he had another one in hide just in case.

  • @crabhater9373
    @crabhater9373 Рік тому +51

    This has to be one of the funnier Seagal reviews you made. The license plate changing was so odd, wtf was that about lol

  • @spencerherron5539
    @spencerherron5539 7 місяців тому +4

    I love how dismissive he sounds when he mentions Sagal chocking her cousin to death before he leaves her place. Like it goes without saying that he would do that on his way out.

  • @davidsummer8631
    @davidsummer8631 Рік тому +35

    That licence plate put more effort into his performance than Seagal put into his.

  • @blacklabel015
    @blacklabel015 Рік тому +37

    "A Mexican in Los Angeles is all he Segal needs and he knows exactly where to find him." 😂😂😂

    • @doublep1980
      @doublep1980 Рік тому +4

      And the Mexican in question happens to be Danny ''Machete'' Trejo!

  • @hydro6039
    @hydro6039 Рік тому +11

    The budget was so bad they couldn’t afford enough license plates 😂

  • @waz480
    @waz480 Рік тому +135

    I found Space Ice a month ago, I suffer from depression and watching this channel has given me a happy place to visit when I need it, Within minuets' I'm pissing myself laughing, Thanks mate you make my life a happier place 😊 Not joking , All your videos are awesome but your love for Mr Seagal is by far my favourite

    • @ClickClack_Bam
      @ClickClack_Bam Рік тому +10

      His JCVD videos are great too!
      He always places JCVD dancing with them chicks from Kickboxer movie in EVERY script!
      Funniest shit EVER!
      This channel is HORRIBLY underrated!
      I've been around since the 15,000 hits days when he was doing this same level of shit back then.
      Dude is SERIOUSLY talented & should imo have his own cable tv show like how Daniel Tosh.0 does.

    • @Cameroonian
      @Cameroonian Рік тому +6

      Keep fighting champ. The light is close! With love from me to you.

  • @Lyendith
    @Lyendith Рік тому +20

    10:38 Wait, wait wait wait, WAIT. You mean to tell me Seagal was _hurt_ ? In his own movie?

  • @jakopath7
    @jakopath7 7 місяців тому +4

    5:02 😂 I bet Steven Seagal could find an Italian in New York City too

  • @markjmacrae
    @markjmacrae Рік тому +67

    Love that you’ve spent 100x more effort on the license plates than anyone involved in the movie. Another classic!

  • @reinaldo-maciel
    @reinaldo-maciel Рік тому +64

    That license plate definetly deserves an Oscar.

    • @Zathinean
      @Zathinean Рік тому +10

      Which one?

    • @Stewnat7299
      @Stewnat7299 Рік тому +4

      @@Zathinean maybe they all have been played by the same one, which would be an incredible feat and deserving of an Oscar imo

    • @bwa_8
      @bwa_8 Рік тому

      The license plate plot thickens again...

  • @cjk5115
    @cjk5115 Рік тому +4

    I just discovered your channel a couple days ago and I can't tell you how much I'm enjoying your commentary and hatred of Steve Seagal. I didn't know most of these movies even existed, so thank you and please keep the videos coming.

  • @the-trustees
    @the-trustees Рік тому +12

    The funny part is that he unironically test screens his own garbage and says, "That's what I'm talking about!" AND, he couldn't afford to have one license plate per vehicle... 🙄

  • @jabbathehutt2774
    @jabbathehutt2774 Рік тому +56

    Is this the first movie you reviewed where Seagal actually gets shot? Mind-blowing that the bullet didnt curve back around into the shooter out of sheer intimidation.

    • @WhoaD614
      @WhoaD614 Рік тому +6

      bullet said i got no problem with you

  • @marklipson
    @marklipson 7 місяців тому +1

    I love this channel. Gotta say that probably had the best writing of any of your reviews so far. So many ridiculously funny takes. Thanks.

  • @tSunrise_
    @tSunrise_ Рік тому +22

    So... he has no beef with the guy that ordered the hit and kicks the guy who was just doing his job 11 times in the nuts and calls it a day? I... I'm in awe.

    • @Anthonydavis65
      @Anthonydavis65 Рік тому +6

      Mind you he got shot by said guy who ordered the hit even if it wasnt about his son atleast get your personal payback

    • @oxfordeducatedhighschoolhe6989
      @oxfordeducatedhighschoolhe6989 Рік тому

      Made no sense whatsoever LOL.

    • @jlock9085
      @jlock9085 Рік тому

      Don't try to think about it.

  • @baby_boi123
    @baby_boi123 Рік тому +39

    The way Steven asked that kid for help finding his sons killer... I teared up

  • @yaaaab335
    @yaaaab335 Рік тому +6

    "But Seagal doesn't do slim" ... I'm dead 🤣🤣

  • @doriangray1935
    @doriangray1935 Рік тому +31

    I like how he talks about Seagal as Seagal and not as a character in the movie😂

    • @TWisM009
      @TWisM009 Рік тому +14

      What's the difference? 😂😂

  • @falc0n_forcegaming839
    @falc0n_forcegaming839 Рік тому +63

    This whole license plate debacle really could have it's own spin-off....

    • @phatmantv
      @phatmantv Рік тому +1

      I think the license plate was the director of the movie?!

  • @theultimatereductionist7592
    @theultimatereductionist7592 Рік тому +8

    2:10 "But Seagall doesn't do slim" 😅🤣😂

  • @patrickpaganini
    @patrickpaganini Рік тому +42

    I used to think life was meaningless, but after watching this Segal series I've changed my mind.

  • @TheDrunkardHu
    @TheDrunkardHu Рік тому +135

    Fun Fact: Almost everything is legal if you simply switch license plates.

  • @THATDrGaryButtman
    @THATDrGaryButtman 7 місяців тому +1

    So happy to have stumbled across this channel. This us UA-cam superiority!!! Keep up the awesome work! Your videos are the best!

  • @Se0420_
    @Se0420_ Рік тому +154

    That “seagal is half black sometimes” made me spit out my drink 😂

    • @JB-tz8fu
      @JB-tz8fu Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @sharpfalcon6196
      @sharpfalcon6196 Рік тому +6

      "...so say goodbye to your nuts!"

    • @bobstone4672
      @bobstone4672 Рік тому

      At what part was it bro, i watched the whole vid and could not find it

    • @Se0420_
      @Se0420_ Рік тому

      @@bobstone4672 8:57

  • @JimmyDoresHairDye
    @JimmyDoresHairDye Рік тому +19

    Also, those are two different models of Town Cars. The one flipping over is a 2nd generation model built from 1990 - 1997, and the one chasing Seagal is a 1st generation, built from 1981-1989.

    • @yuris6125
      @yuris6125 Рік тому

      I noticed that as well.

    • @444mopar
      @444mopar Рік тому +2

      Even worse that means the first one was someone's personal vehicle they didn't want to wreck!

  • @215Days
    @215Days Рік тому +1

    10:38 No way, is the first and only time Seagal actually gets hurt, even if it's his body double?!

  • @balltongue666
    @balltongue666 Рік тому +139

    "The bouncer asks how his night went, so Segal kicks him in the nuts and gives him a concussion."
    That's Steven Segal in a nutshell.

    • @JustMe-zu6tn
      @JustMe-zu6tn Рік тому +9

      Almost like in John Wick, when he asks the bouncer if he should sit this one out. A suddle difference, but it is there😂

  • @josip342
    @josip342 Рік тому +20

    Fun fact, that woman who rented him the apartment is that hot teacher that works with Walt in breaking bad. She is probably the most acomplished co-star in seagull movie in last 30 years

  • @Sarciss
    @Sarciss Рік тому +3

    "but Seagal doesn't do SLIM" - I lost it irl haha

  • @mik5owski654
    @mik5owski654 Рік тому +27

    Wait, he doesn’t have a beef with the guy that killed his son and just lets him go? Was that the real ending, wtf?

    • @Anthonydavis65
      @Anthonydavis65 Рік тому +11

      You know Seagal cant write a good story for shit 😂 i wouldnt be surprised if that was the ending

    • @baconingbad
      @baconingbad Рік тому +10

      Yep, it was.

    • @user-ss3wb8he7h
      @user-ss3wb8he7h Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/FFlOiY5QUxw/v-deo.html yep not space ice joke

    • @mcbrians.8508
      @mcbrians.8508 Рік тому

      look at you now, look at you now...

  • @eeeman
    @eeeman Рік тому +38

    So he either kills or hits everyone in the nuts except for the guy that actually ordered to have his son killed. Thats special right there.

  • @mohamedomar6862
    @mohamedomar6862 4 місяці тому +2

    2:11 "but seagal doesnt do slim" chocked on my food 😂😂😂😂

  • @billyskittles1036
    @billyskittles1036 Рік тому +38

    Space Ice reviewing a Steven Seagal movie might be the greatest thing on UA-cam.