and adolf was so lame during it too. He kept shooting people on the other side during it and ended the truce for his specific group. It’s always got to be that one fucking guy who ruins everything.
@@deucesommerfeld1248 The Christmas Truce was amazing, but I also have a soft spot for that time when a meteorite struck the battlefield right between the Roman and Pontic armies during the third Mithridatic war. The two armies were about to fight and there was a massive explosion between the two of them when the meteorite struck. Both armies just turned around and left. The gods clearly didn't want them to fight!
I was a soldier for 15 years. I fought in two wars. I can absolutely confirm that I was only doing it because my wife came to Afghanistan and caught me hanging out with the “enemy” drinking beers. Yes, it is worth hundreds of thousands of lives to avoid getting in trouble with the wife.
In the military. There's always one. Always one guy who just ruins it for everyone else. And this short depicts just how terrible it can get because of "that one guy". 😂
It would be amazing for this channel to do history reflections in its own style. I don't think I would be able to breath with how much ridiculous things happen in history.
🥺 this is too precious! Even though stalin was harsh, but this made me smile. Why couldn't the cold War just be about the allies having a snowball fight and having fun.
You got me in the first half sense it was confirmed that war was a thing in this universe in previous videos, but I didn't know this is how the fighting started, I apologize on behalf of all women 🤣🤣🤣
....Why was the most disturbing thing about a video about war the serene smile on her face as men started killing each other for real, and her husband dying at her feet?
Funny story. My great great uncle, a German army captain was caputred by the Americans in France during the Battle of the Bulge. He expected to be given bad treatment as he was a captain in the 5th panzer division. He and a couple of Fallschirmjager, and a few infantrymen surrendered to Americans, as the rest retreated. They gave them beers and talked to them about family back home. Realizing almost everyone they captured could speak English, they shared stories before being processed and put into prisoner camps. They learned songs from the Americans and they also taught the Americans some songs like auf kreta bei sturm und bei regen, and panzerlied. They then had a group prayer about the safety of their family and fellow soldiers before being sent in a half track to be processed. He said he then realized that these weren't bad men, but just men caught in a crossfire of war. He first began officer-training mainly to(not making this up) to get a better chance with girls. He wasn't bad looking or anything, but he wanted to impress a specific girl into dating him, since officers had a better chance with girls. BUT, she married a common corporal, which pissed him off, but didn't piss him off enough to quit officer school. He genuinely thought what Germany was doing was right, and that it was his duty to reunite the German people into one brotherhood. It was only after the war he learned about the fates of his Jewish neighbors who disappeared when he came back for leave.
Come on, you seriously think people would spend trillions of dollars to kill some guys when they can spend it on booze and poker? Honestly this is a pretty believable conspiracy.
I love how the skit ended in "War rages on..." which implied that if one of them had killed the other, war would have ended, they were the last person on either side. Kinda messed up there.💀💀💀
@@voxelamateur yeah. that might have to do with the guys being jerks and not actually women. just doing some damage assessment here, women are not actually the problem
So the Battle Of Thermopylae was where the 300 Spartans held up the Persians at the pass in order to play volleyball? Then one guy found a secret path to Leonidas's beer stash behind the pass and Xerxes said "Hey man, party foul!" So the Spartans let him take the beer and move on to the other cities. Of course, Leonidas sent a runner on ahead to let the other cities know that the party was heading their way and they should prepare for the Immortals. For every one that passes out from drinking, another takes his place to continue the keggar...
3:10, Random soldier's wife: This is WAR?! 3:47, "War" ended. War starts. Men of the world: SHIT! War. What is it good for? 6:37, War rages on due to friendship. Men of the world: Meh. By Richard dingledongle. -Soldiers Percy and Hans pose together in middle of blood-soaked battlefield. I love C&H's version of the German who shall not be named. It's so hilarious😂😂😆😆
This is one of my favourite Cyanide and happiness episodes it would be great if war was really like the beginning just guys getting away from their wives.
@@badusername321 HI. Hello. Life is on the go. Hi hello, sometimes it go slow. Hi hello, when you feeling low. Remember the high hello. I'd say it for you, You know.
I wasn't a combat vet, but knowing their sense of humor, most would likely get a few chuckles out of this. Depends on what exactly they'd seen and how well their minds coped with what they'd seen, though, that varies from person to person.
It's always got to be that one person who starts the war
A woman.
@@nilsnyman6767that shit was not funny 💀
@Triickld It's funny because it's true.
@@Triickld It was
@@Triickldwoman☕
So, the lesson is that you either let men play poker and drink, or they start killing each other.
😂lmfaooo
And do things with each others' schwantz.
No the lesson is never bring your wife to a war zone
Or consider…don’t lie?
@@EtherealLadyship But...but...you never let us hang out with the boys without complaining about it.
The Christmas Truce was when both sides got totally disconnected from their loved ones so they returned to the time honored tradition of “war.”
Honestly it's even funnier that it actually happened.
@@Nobody-hw6jv My FAVORITE event in all of wartime history
and adolf was so lame during it too. He kept shooting people on the other side during it and ended the truce for his specific group. It’s always got to be that one fucking guy who ruins everything.
@@deucesommerfeld1248 The Christmas Truce was amazing, but I also have a soft spot for that time when a meteorite struck the battlefield right between the Roman and Pontic armies during the third Mithridatic war. The two armies were about to fight and there was a massive explosion between the two of them when the meteorite struck. Both armies just turned around and left. The gods clearly didn't want them to fight!
@@gamera5160 And then the gods said Nooooo
Respect for the cameraman for recording this back in the war
Here before the stupid comments begin
Respect for the boom operator for the crisp audio back in the GREAT war.
Repect for the lighting technician, must be difficult
Getting ready to r/whoooosh
np
The most unbelievable part of this video is how she reached her husband on a rotary phone by dialing two numbers
Well back in the day there was less then 100 phone numbers
I found it more interesting that she turned the dial in the wrong direction
We all wish it was like that
speed dial
Dis is da wae
War is the friends we made along the way
Friends are the war we made along the way
way is the friends we made along the war
we are the way that war made along the friends
@@DetaDragon we the friends ware that made yes
Friends is the Way, War made along the we
I was a soldier for 15 years. I fought in two wars.
I can absolutely confirm that I was only doing it because my wife came to Afghanistan and caught me hanging out with the “enemy” drinking beers.
Yes, it is worth hundreds of thousands of lives to avoid getting in trouble with the wife.
69 👍
There is always that one guy that has to mess things up for everyone....
In this Story it wasnt even adolf. Well at the beginning at least
@@alexsp4853 It wasn't him in our story either.
That's what happens when you leave them out of the loop :/
Classic C&H skit, really wholesome until it suddenly isn't anymore.
And then it is again
In the military. There's always one. Always one guy who just ruins it for everyone else. And this short depicts just how terrible it can get because of "that one guy". 😂
🪦🤣
It would be amazing for this channel to do history reflections in its own style. I don't think I would be able to breath with how much ridiculous things happen in history.
Love the Idea. Like Tarantino!
Real life history is already crazy enough as it is
@@justin9202 this why it works for his channel😁
Then there was that one snitch and war evoled into real thing
Well now we gotta cover our tracks and have a war. 😂
🍻
yeah that’s the joke
That’s why ww2 happened because some German basterd told everyone’s wives
And they blame Men for all the world problems 😂😅🙄
There's always a guy who brings his girl to bring unfathomable destruction to the group
Fuckin' Carl, man.
Yeah. Screw Carl for ruining the party night with the boys.
Lesson: Never bring your wife to work. It won't end well.
True
I guess war wasnt as i remembered it.
Most historically accurate War moment in COD Vanguard be like.
That woman doomed the entire world
Her name must've been Helen.
Or Eve, or Pandora
strange that women keep getting blamed for awful stuff in myth and history
@@LuneWatcherWomen☕
No it's the snitch that brought the woman.
@@thabangsibanda3282simp*
I like how even the ping pong ball stopped mid-air after that announcement.
War... war never changes.
... "until it DID"
3:44 I like this woman’s happy face about death of her fiancé, she is mental for causing the war.
The woman response with a scheming face. “That’s right, keep killing each other, don’t want your wife’s know about your lies.”
So realistic
Man. the Soviet soldier just hugging the Stalin snowman on minute 2:23 is just so wholesome
🥺 this is too precious! Even though stalin was harsh, but this made me smile. Why couldn't the cold War just be about the allies having a snowball fight and having fun.
6:19 now I kind of wonder if this ever happened before, and war
Percy: "I'm in full health!"
Also Percy: 5:10
The end is surprisingly wholesome
The last two men could've "continued" the "war" and ask for "reinforcements" and get back to how it used to be.
I was half expecting her to still be sitting in the back of the war torn scenery, eyeballing them as they left and yelling "I knew it!"
I bet she’s got a tv, bunch of books just waiting. Entertaining herself until she sees them break character.
C&H risking getting cancelled for telling too much of the truth ☠️
I like it
cancelled ?we're not on twitter
Like Twitter freaks have a brain lol
Truth? So when men didn't return home before it's because they drank themselves to death?
@@Wehrmicelfor now
this is becoming some boogeyman stuff already
Thank you for the Wilhelm Scream. I really appreciated that!
You got me in the first half sense it was confirmed that war was a thing in this universe in previous videos, but I didn't know this is how the fighting started, I apologize on behalf of all women 🤣🤣🤣
Aw, it was cute how they hugged Comrade Snowman
4:34
Literally plot armor
Incredibly funny and sad at the same time. I almost peed myself when the guy opened his jacket and half of his body was blown away 😂
3:07 the ping pong ball froze lol
Damn, it was really wholesome when it was just the boys ❤
Dude this video is really old and my favorite, I had lost it (Could have been taken down due to old UA-cam) but I am glad it’s back! :D
I would have told the wife they’re on a “Christmas truce”.
They could have just shot the wife and the husband.
5:59
The Wilhelm scream 😂
6:28 Battlfield 1 moment
4:45 "There a draft in here or what?"
Expected it and didn't disappoint
"It's a war! Maybe never; I don't know! Jeez!"
😂😂😂😂😂
4:05 ok he deserves that how did he not feel that coming
I can't stop watching it. 😐
2:58 bro… there’s Always that one MF 😂
Agree
....Why was the most disturbing thing about a video about war the serene smile on her face as men started killing each other for real, and her husband dying at her feet?
2:35 best delivery ever 🤣😂😂
1:33 “Ah, this ‘war’ thing is hard to keep up!”
*”No Scheiße”*
Funny story. My great great uncle, a German army captain was caputred by the Americans in France during the Battle of the Bulge. He expected to be given bad treatment as he was a captain in the 5th panzer division. He and a couple of Fallschirmjager, and a few infantrymen surrendered to Americans, as the rest retreated. They gave them beers and talked to them about family back home. Realizing almost everyone they captured could speak English, they shared stories before being processed and put into prisoner camps. They learned songs from the Americans and they also taught the Americans some songs like auf kreta bei sturm und bei regen, and panzerlied. They then had a group prayer about the safety of their family and fellow soldiers before being sent in a half track to be processed. He said he then realized that these weren't bad men, but just men caught in a crossfire of war. He first began officer-training mainly to(not making this up) to get a better chance with girls. He wasn't bad looking or anything, but he wanted to impress a specific girl into dating him, since officers had a better chance with girls. BUT, she married a common corporal, which pissed him off, but didn't piss him off enough to quit officer school. He genuinely thought what Germany was doing was right, and that it was his duty to reunite the German people into one brotherhood. It was only after the war he learned about the fates of his Jewish neighbors who disappeared when he came back for leave.
Yes. I've heard a few such stories. So sad that they had to shoot at each other.
This one was violent man wth... The guy ripped in half with his intestines out and the other who got ran over by a tank... Dark... I love it!
03:07 even the ball stopped being gangsta 😭
The best c&h show sketch. With an alternate ending at that lmao
3:33 the real reason he shot the other guy was because he broke his beer.
Come on, you seriously think people would spend trillions of dollars to kill some guys when they can spend it on booze and poker?
Honestly this is a pretty believable conspiracy.
Lol
Now that you mention it, you could probably bribe most russians and some uks with a fraction of the budget we're spending on weapons.
They do spend it on guns and bombs, but it's for blowing up watermelons instead of each other
@@battlesheep2552 and sending manhole covers in to space
"So this is war" stops playing jump rope with trip mine LOL😂😂
The German " Ja Ja " is perfect😁
6:30 they push we push
*"War... War never changes."*
_Sip beer._
It's always that one person that ruins everything
So the wife started the war the fact she said keep killing 😂😂😂😂😂
I have never seen D-Day portrayed so ...
comically.
This might be the most brutal cyanide and happiness in a while
_"War... Has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, war becomes routine."_
@calencrawford2195 master yoda, you survived...
@calencrawford2195 now you will experience the full power of the dark side
I think they needed to all agree to unalive that one guy and his wife before she could tell anyone
and here we have our favorite episode
I love how the skit ended in "War rages on..." which implied that if one of them had killed the other, war would have ended, they were the last person on either side. Kinda messed up there.💀💀💀
I am so happy they're doing longer form videos.
Lesson learned: The most cruel side of humanity exists solely because of women
WMD Women of Mass Destruction
Yeah because they brought us into this world by birth, you're part of the inclusion.
Women☕️
that's right! I was bullied at school/uni and then later in adult life many times because other guys wanted to impress their girls
@@voxelamateur yeah. that might have to do with the guys being jerks and not actually women.
just doing some damage assessment here, women are not actually the problem
A video on my birthday
Must be a Thursday
The history channel at 3Am be like:
She absolutely knew what she was doing when she said to not stop on her account. She knew.
History on War???
Must be a Thursday!
Nah is friday
@@luckychong27mabye for you it was. But for me it was a Thursday.
If they had just killed the wife, and the husband, this wouldn’t have happened
So the Battle Of Thermopylae was where the 300 Spartans held up the Persians at the pass in order to play volleyball?
Then one guy found a secret path to Leonidas's beer stash behind the pass and Xerxes said "Hey man, party foul!"
So the Spartans let him take the beer and move on to the other cities. Of course, Leonidas sent a runner on ahead to let the other cities know that the party was heading their way and they should prepare for the Immortals. For every one that passes out from drinking, another takes his place to continue the keggar...
The Christmas Truce in 1914 at the beginning of WW1 actually had a similar thing happen!
If only the Christmas truce never ended
Ahhh so the D in D-Day stood for Drinking!
Makes total sense now.
WOAH, Nice guts guys n' gals!
that was shockingly well animated, I can't wait to see this quality content improve :)
WE NEED GUTS AND GLORYYYYYY
One of the few channels that doesn't fear demonitization such as the german helms. 10/10 for the girth on this lad.
There's always the 1 guy that brings his wife to everything
Naming a character percy gained you my respect
4:58 funniest moment in whole video
3:10, Random soldier's wife: This is WAR?! 3:47, "War" ended. War starts. Men of the world: SHIT! War. What is it good for? 6:37, War rages on due to friendship. Men of the world: Meh. By Richard dingledongle. -Soldiers Percy and Hans pose together in middle of blood-soaked battlefield. I love C&H's version of the German who shall not be named. It's so hilarious😂😂😆😆
Really cool to see Matt voice other characters than Matt from Eddsworld! Hope to see/hear him again :)
I'm German and I think the german words were spoken almost without an accent
This is so shallow, deep, satirical, historical, disrespectful and inspiring all at the same time xD
A world war during an alternate universe where world peace happened
this is why you don't bring a +1 to a guy's day out without telling anyone
Loving the full auto muskets and bayonets
Is war necessary?😂
Always
Always
No
No war after world war 2 that’s for sure lol
Yes.
So that's why women weren't allowed to fight in wars. Mulan was the villain all along.
DAMMIT PERRY YOU BLEW OUR COVER!
Matt’s voice is so recognizable I instantly heard it
This is one of my favourite Cyanide and happiness episodes it would be great if war was really like the beginning just guys getting away from their wives.
They're remaking sketches from Season One and expect people not to realise it. But we love it anyway.
I remember this!!!! 😂🔥🔥
4:05 the best death in C&H
Moral of the story: If it weren't for women, we would have peace on earth! 😂
and that one guy who brought his wife.
No, we would have permanent "war".
You're right in a way. Without women we could not reproduce, so humans would become extinct. Therefore no war.
we’d all be dead because we couldnt reproduce
@@badusername321 HI. Hello. Life is on the go. Hi hello, sometimes it go slow.
Hi hello, when you feeling low. Remember the high hello. I'd say it for you, You know.
2:30 So basically nothing has changed with the Navy. XD
No snitching 0:40
Slowly but surely all of the vrv show will come to UA-cam
I would make a terrible joke but the comment section has enough of those here
Love how the wife is watching people kill each other and she’s not even getting hit
Soldiers fighting the actual war would probably have gotten a kick out of this.
I wasn't a combat vet, but knowing their sense of humor, most would likely get a few chuckles out of this. Depends on what exactly they'd seen and how well their minds coped with what they'd seen, though, that varies from person to person.
I had some chuckles then it went for another 4 minutes
Ohhhh this all makes sense now!