Tim Walz: Stolen Valor

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  • @FreedomToons
    @FreedomToons  2 місяці тому +449

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    • @mr.v3061
      @mr.v3061 2 місяці тому +2

      I've seen a surprising amount of Republicans defend Tim Walz from attacks made by other Republicans or Republican media.
      Attacking a person with 24 years of service was definitely a red line that shouldn't be crossed.
      But good luck to the losing strategy! haha

    • @benkayvfalsifier3817
      @benkayvfalsifier3817 2 місяці тому +2

      2:04 I feel like you missed out on the making the joke *impasta* traumatic stress disorder.

    • @Vernon-gn9wb
      @Vernon-gn9wb 2 місяці тому +2

      Like seriously of all of the things I expected a Democrat to be... this is the only thing that has surprised me this year. My blood is actually boiling

    • @Vernon-gn9wb
      @Vernon-gn9wb 2 місяці тому +3

      The Leaning Tower of Pisa joke 👌🤣

    • @albertchurchill4845
      @albertchurchill4845 2 місяці тому +8

      @@mr.v3061 So repeatedly lying about being retired with a rank he did not qualify for is okay because calling him out on it is a red line due to the length of service? You would think that after twenty-four years he could have passed the classroom requirements and have been awarded the promotion. Welcome to politics in the twenty-first century.

  • @therealbahamut
    @therealbahamut 2 місяці тому +3083

    "Pasta traumatic stress disorder" explains SO MUCH.

    • @TheGraffiti600rr
      @TheGraffiti600rr 2 місяці тому +50

      He's never been the same since that time with the cold lasagna...

    • @anzyroadside2374
      @anzyroadside2374 2 місяці тому +31

      I heard Posture Traumatic Stress Disorder instead. I was puzzled but confused since lizard people can't possibly stand straight on two legs. I'm kidding on the latter of course.

    • @night-x6793
      @night-x6793 2 місяці тому +9

      Well that explains why he hates the west side of the state because we like Italian food.

    • @DaleYuzuki
      @DaleYuzuki 2 місяці тому +1

      Literally LOL’d at this! Great stuff!

    • @painkillerjones6232
      @painkillerjones6232 2 місяці тому +5

      Too many "limp noodle" jokes - too many YT censors!!

  • @Vyse1984
    @Vyse1984 2 місяці тому +1838

    I don't know what was funnier: Walz's "I've seen things" face or the Guardian Angel wearing the athlete like a medal.

    • @Kingnothing7x
      @Kingnothing7x 2 місяці тому +29

      Dramatization: not a real Guardian angel

    • @XGamin1
      @XGamin1 2 місяці тому +17

      He’s got that thousand-yard stare.

    • @axldave9940
      @axldave9940 2 місяці тому +6

      "I've seen things, I've seen them with my eyes.
      I've seen things, they're often in disguise,
      Like carrots, handbags, cheese"
      - Tim Walz, probably

    • @HiddenForbidden2
      @HiddenForbidden2 2 місяці тому +1

      Now I have to make a necklace out of Scout!
      Bushman's Rules.

    • @E4S65
      @E4S65 2 місяці тому +2

      Both were really funny but the guy being worn as a medal at the end was on another level😂

  • @t.l.mattson3436
    @t.l.mattson3436 2 місяці тому +2230

    Olive Garden: When everything Italian causes stress, you're not having the endless bread sticks.

    • @immaleaf4964
      @immaleaf4964 2 місяці тому +12

      Olive Garden is stolen vale-aorea-mama mia-tora-forte-piani-vinchenzo-amore

    • @evilblackcat6357
      @evilblackcat6357 2 місяці тому +29

      Weird, because Italians going to Olive Garden have been known to walk out with Pasta Traumatic Stress Disorder.

    • @junglebull2635
      @junglebull2635 2 місяці тому +9

      How does Seamus heart all your comments 💀

    • @TheJuiceDidNineEleven
      @TheJuiceDidNineEleven 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@junglebull2635 I like to think they're dating

    • @jimhardy-p3i
      @jimhardy-p3i 2 місяці тому +5

      Every time I told them to bring me more, there was one less in the basket...AHHHHHHHHHH!

  • @HenryLeslieGraham
    @HenryLeslieGraham 2 місяці тому +825

    not only did he steal valour, he also stole nonna's pomodoro sauce recipe

    • @allanchoy1386
      @allanchoy1386 2 місяці тому +19

      And Corn Pop's rusty straight razors.

    • @colorless3784
      @colorless3784 2 місяці тому +6

      Unforgivable!

    • @iamthehype3684
      @iamthehype3684 2 місяці тому +4

      That monster.

    • @wyssmaster
      @wyssmaster 2 місяці тому +1

      Walz' Secret Spaghetti Sauce. The sauce-a you can have, but the secret...she's-a mine!

    • @Justin-pe9cl
      @Justin-pe9cl 2 місяці тому

      Are we sure it’s not borrowed valor?

  • @kinghoodofmousekind2906
    @kinghoodofmousekind2906 2 місяці тому +644

    As a native Italian, the "The trees! They are speaking Italian!" cracked me up, good job XD

    • @sethfrisbie3957
      @sethfrisbie3957 2 місяці тому +10

      Just imagine him fighting against the German tribes that conquered Western Rome or massacred the 13th Legion.
      He will probably be screwed.
      Side note:Sincerely a Celtic(Irish,Scottish and Ulster-Scot genetics.)-Germanic(English,German,Swiss,Swedish and Norwegian genetics.)-Roman(French genetics.)-Hellenic(Greek genetics)-Finno-Uralic(Finnish genetics.)-Semitic(Middle eastern genetics.) person. So I could say this maybe about the German tribes without getting canceled.

    • @kinghoodofmousekind2906
      @kinghoodofmousekind2906 2 місяці тому

      @@sethfrisbie3957 I am part Germanic and part Slavic. Europe was forged through war, marriage, and faith. Waltz is just a forger of lies.

    • @Justin-pe9cl
      @Justin-pe9cl 2 місяці тому

      @@sethfrisbie3957NEEEEEERD!!!

    • @United_Systems_of_Hymenopter
      @United_Systems_of_Hymenopter 2 місяці тому +18

      "I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees, and for some f*cking reason, they're craving spaghetti."

    • @ricardopena6766
      @ricardopena6766 2 місяці тому +4

      Didn't get the Italian ambulance right though... Dissapointed 😂

  • @speppers69
    @speppers69 2 місяці тому +516

    I'm 1/4 Italian. I should be able to claim PTSD...Pasta Traumatic Stress Disorder, too!

    • @c1a2m3o4m5a6n7
      @c1a2m3o4m5a6n7 2 місяці тому +16

      Being part Italian, shouldn't you be immune to it?

    • @speppers69
      @speppers69 2 місяці тому +1

      @@c1a2m3o4m5a6n7 I'm only 1/4 Italian. 3/4s of me is TOTALLY suffering. I can barely live with myself sometimes. 🍝🍝

    • @joelellis7035
      @joelellis7035 2 місяці тому +8

      I'm eating spaghetti for the next few days. Sign me up for that PTSD.

    • @ReikerForge
      @ReikerForge 2 місяці тому +7

      Don't forget to claim your Pizza Traumatic Stress Disorder on Tuesdays

    • @speppers69
      @speppers69 2 місяці тому

      @@joelellis7035 🍝🍝🍝🍝🍅

  • @daviderwin4705
    @daviderwin4705 2 місяці тому +942

    "They called it football, but it was really soccer!" I totally understand his disorientation now.

    • @mystey1
      @mystey1 2 місяці тому +29

      "They called it pasta, but i was actually eating spaghetti" - Pasta Traumatic Stress Disorder in a nutshell

    • @riccardocirielli
      @riccardocirielli 2 місяці тому +17

      What's funny is that in Italy we don't call it "Football" either, we call it "Calcio"

    • @BoSmith7045
      @BoSmith7045 2 місяці тому +18

      ​@@riccardocirielli THEY HAVE ANOTHER NAME!?! OMG! THE MADNESS NEVER ENDS!!!!!! 😱😱......😁

    • @sil3ntwint3r
      @sil3ntwint3r 2 місяці тому +7

      *rocks violently back and forth

    • @alptigin5438
      @alptigin5438 2 місяці тому +8

      @@BoSmith7045 Yeah, it roughly means "kicky". You know, the kicky game.

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 2 місяці тому +203

    *I really want to play Mario’s European Truck Simulator right now.*

    • @Ebstarrunner
      @Ebstarrunner 2 місяці тому +7

      Same lol

    • @xbox360hurley4
      @xbox360hurley4 2 місяці тому +1

      Mario must be loaded if he's a plumber and has a CDL lol

    • @markhirsch6301
      @markhirsch6301 Місяць тому

      It's just euro truck simulator, but you play as Mario

  • @fearthehoneybadger
    @fearthehoneybadger 2 місяці тому +875

    His own battalion commander said he was a liar.

    • @bluephoenix7565
      @bluephoenix7565 2 місяці тому +151

      Heck, his battalion CHAPLAIN said he was a disgrace!

    • @presidentmerkinmuffley6769
      @presidentmerkinmuffley6769 2 місяці тому +96

      ​@@bluephoenix7565 When the chaplain opens his mouth, you know it's serious.

    • @havoc989
      @havoc989 2 місяці тому +32

      pretty sure most the people he abandoned were quite angry cause he said he would fill a role hence why he was in the process of getting promoted then left right before everything went down

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 2 місяці тому +15

      If he had just left it at saying he had made the rank he actually had and had retired. It wouldn’t be a big deal.
      But nah we can’t do that. Has he claimed to be part charity yet?

    • @zekofirez39
      @zekofirez39 2 місяці тому +4

      Do you have a link to this information? Curious to learn more.

  • @FreedomToons
    @FreedomToons  2 місяці тому +202

    if you struggle with pasta traumatic stress disorder, I would recommend some guided meditations at hallow.com/freedomtoons to help you find peace 😤

    • @speppers69
      @speppers69 2 місяці тому +1

      Becoming a member at FreedomToons will also help with Pasta Traumatic Stress Disorder. Don't delay. Start your treatment...today!!

    • @johnm573
      @johnm573 2 місяці тому +8

      I just... I never knew Walz was so brave until this video. He must have taken dozens and dozens of shells while there. Conchiglie shells, but still... The man has seen things.

    • @ReikerForge
      @ReikerForge 2 місяці тому +1

      @@johnm573 He was literally drowning in conchiglioni
      *_drowning, damnit_*

    • @YimmyYames513
      @YimmyYames513 2 місяці тому

      All hail funnel cake dad Tim Walz 😉

    • @veganconservative1109
      @veganconservative1109 2 місяці тому

      That time mom used the pressure cooker to cook pasta...and the seal broke! Pasta! PASTA EVERYWHERE!

  • @censorshipsucks9493
    @censorshipsucks9493 2 місяці тому +186

    I was in the National Guard during the first Gulf War. My unit was never activated. I'm a vet, but not a combat vet, and always tell people I served, but wasn't in a war. That is NOT something that you misspeak.

    • @sethfrisbie3957
      @sethfrisbie3957 2 місяці тому +17

      As a regular civilian who was once in JROTC I say thank you for your service even if it was not war and may God be with you.

    • @justaguy5770
      @justaguy5770 Місяць тому +9

      I make sure to add Era to my claims, I'm an operation enduring freedom era vet, I didn't get sent to the sandbox, and I will never claim to have

    • @graveyardshift6691
      @graveyardshift6691 15 днів тому +3

      Same. I served but was never deployed. I'm very clear about that since that's key to WHY I was discharged.

    • @chickginger
      @chickginger 15 днів тому

      Same, I was in two separate companies who deployed but I was on rear detachment both times. I would never think to claim to have been in Iraq or Afghanistan when my friends actually were.

    • @censorshipsucks9493
      @censorshipsucks9493 15 днів тому

      @@chickginger At least you own being a REMF with pride. 😁

  • @ShamanJeeves
    @ShamanJeeves 2 місяці тому +365

    As a Minnesotan who doesn't support that individual, I'd like to apologize to the nation as a whole.

    • @garyowen9044
      @garyowen9044 2 місяці тому +35

      You are forgiven. We are not our idiot governors’ keepers. (I’m in WI and I feel your pain)

    • @mystey1
      @mystey1 2 місяці тому +21

      he should apologize not you
      unless you were a part of his office

    • @ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
      @ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky 2 місяці тому

      Hey man, I’m from Connecticut, old ass liberal idiots here keep voting for everything whilst having ignorance against the entire country.

    • @kellyt5341
      @kellyt5341 2 місяці тому +11

      @@garyowen9044 Me too....Northwestern WI. 20 miles from Minny-soooota border. 😂

    • @keatonkuuuun
      @keatonkuuuun 2 місяці тому +9

      ​@@garyowen9044I'm also in WI and somehow we are still not as bad off as MN with our governor. But then again I live in a relatively remote area so I have no idea what big cities are truly like. But I know Milwaukee is wack.

  • @santroff5050
    @santroff5050 2 місяці тому +254

    I commanded several units under the banner of my King with the rank of Team Captain. I served in the 2010 campaign of Operation Regional Champion. To this day, I cant even look at a chess board without reliving those horrifying moments.

    • @johnsmith4811
      @johnsmith4811 2 місяці тому +12

      A Checker taxicab driving by must render you catatonic.

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 2 місяці тому +8

      I taught my nephew the game and 2 days later he beat me.
      I can’t look at another chess set.

    • @killbot1974
      @killbot1974 2 місяці тому +9

      Pawns, man! They treated us like pawns!

  • @Literature-Ronin
    @Literature-Ronin 2 місяці тому +84

    As a Half-Blooded Italian I have to say I laughed pretty hard at this one. That 'Thousand Yard Stare' you animated of Tim Walz NEEDS to be his avatar across the internet lol. "Pasta Traumatic Stress Disorder" was especially great too lol. Hilarious work as usual.

  • @samuelzuleger5134
    @samuelzuleger5134 2 місяці тому +266

    This FreedomToons video started with a Governor Walz political ad. Not kidding.

    • @thx4chrckingin
      @thx4chrckingin 2 місяці тому +5

      It did for me too

    • @painkillerjones6232
      @painkillerjones6232 2 місяці тому +18

      Speaking of "toons", Walz looks like Elmer Fudd. Tell me I'm wrong!

    • @samuelzuleger5134
      @samuelzuleger5134 2 місяці тому +11

      @@painkillerjones6232 Well, I am not sure Walz holds the same opinions on firearms as Fudd, but you have a point.

    • @painkillerjones6232
      @painkillerjones6232 2 місяці тому +5

      @@samuelzuleger5134 I could "snip" that Walz cartoon character, snip an "Elmer" still, switch out the eyes, a few other small things, you got Elmer.

    • @stormcloudtheory
      @stormcloudtheory 2 місяці тому +17

      "I'm Tim Walz and I approve this message." Then this video plays

  • @FreedomToons
    @FreedomToons  2 місяці тому +18

    Most valor only gets stolen because of valor insecurity. Please remember this before you judge

    • @Turmoil-TheKoopaKiller
      @Turmoil-TheKoopaKiller 2 місяці тому +1

      Mama Mia!

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 2 місяці тому +3

      Fair enough. WWII my father was pulled from his unit to go home for his brothers funeral. He was then put on the home front (guard duty) as a last son. Another uncle (mother’s side)was 4F so went to work in a training camp to do his part.
      That was during a war and neither of them lied about their service. The one uncle that did see combat didn’t talk about it much. But he also didn’t look down on his brother or my father.
      But I guess liars have to lie.

    • @davecal9421
      @davecal9421 Місяць тому

      But remember, Kuwait COUNTS as a deployment in a hazardous duty zone! (Those who know, know! ;-) )

  • @anthonyminimum
    @anthonyminimum 2 місяці тому +62

    2:04 Pasta-traumatic stress disorder 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @stanthebamafan
    @stanthebamafan 2 місяці тому +190

    This isn’t just conservatives nit picking. Ever since he first ran for Congress, Tim Walz’s entire political identity has been built around being a CSM and Afghanistan vet. He made television commercials saying he “deployed overseas in support of the Afghanistan war” while omitting the important detail that the deployment in question was to Italy. There are numerous times he would get labeled or introduced as an Afghanistan vet, and not once did he ever correct the record.

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 2 місяці тому +20

      Yep. If he hadn’t lied the turning tail at the first whiff of actual combat wouldn’t be an issue.
      But nah liars gotta lie.

    • @banacek8675
      @banacek8675 2 місяці тому

      He’s worse than Biden grand standing on his dead son’s grave 24/7. Btw, Biden took 5 deferments from Vietnam. He was prime age and dodged it. His last deferment was for “Asthma”. This from the self described awesome football player and lifeguard. What awful people.

    • @pascualromero8245
      @pascualromero8245 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@madtabby66The most dumbest part is that he doesn't actually had to lie but instead admits that he was suffering from disability(if that's true) and also already asked for retirement 7mths prior so his stupid and criminal lie is completely unnecessary.

    • @radiantmessenger3369
      @radiantmessenger3369 2 місяці тому +8

      He lies so much that lying IS his disability

    • @coppertopv365
      @coppertopv365 2 місяці тому +6

      When he retired he didn't meet obligations to leave as a CSM so he retired an E8 Master Sgt
      Saying he's a CSM is Wrong.. he's a Master Sgt

  • @undertowpma
    @undertowpma 2 місяці тому +90

    Did you make a whole video for the punchline “Pasta Traumatic Stress Disorder”?

    • @FreedomToons
      @FreedomToons  2 місяці тому +59

      No, I just wanted to give Tim Walz flashbacks about Italy. The punchline coming to me was simply destiny

    • @knicechawt
      @knicechawt 2 місяці тому +7

      @@FreedomToons well done on the art on this one

    • @Random_Pilgrim
      @Random_Pilgrim 2 місяці тому

      @@FreedomToons I seem to remember a certain first lady that claimed being under fire in a helicopter. Aren't delusions of grandeur linked to schizophrenia?

  • @Poisonedblade
    @Poisonedblade 2 місяці тому +428

    Tim Walz shudders in horror mumbling over and over... "They told me it was Alfredo Sauce," as he stares off into nothingness.
    But Alfredo was the name of the horse.

  • @eliogabalopuzzetti496
    @eliogabalopuzzetti496 2 місяці тому +77

    I live in Italy. Now you understand why we have to get pasta every day. To escape Pasta Traumatic Stress Disorder. It starts only when you stop eating it.

    • @Carbonara812
      @Carbonara812 2 місяці тому +4

      True dat. I married an native Italian and then 7 years later get diagnosed Celiac. You talk about PTSD....

    • @M98747
      @M98747 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@Carbonara812Name checks out.

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 2 місяці тому

      Really? My Italian friend said his started when he saw what passes as pasta over here.

    • @WeirdWhiteRabbit
      @WeirdWhiteRabbit 2 місяці тому +1

      Do meatballs alleviate your symptoms? or just make it worse?..
      There's been studies of Oregano seasoning helping alleviate the homicidal symptoms from the PTSD afflicted

  • @TheIrishny
    @TheIrishny 2 місяці тому +84

    "THEY CALLED IT FOOTBALL BUT THEY WERE PLAYING SOCCER!"
    Superb.

  • @samobispo1527
    @samobispo1527 2 місяці тому +207

    They are filming movies about Walz’s tour of duty, his trips to China, and his relationship with farm animals: “Full Dinner Jacket,” “Great Walz of China,” and “The Horse Gargler.”

    • @Doc_Tar
      @Doc_Tar 2 місяці тому

      More like "Full Metal Jerk off." 😁

    • @gifthorse3675
      @gifthorse3675 2 місяці тому +6

      Horse gargler?

    • @chrisslays7373
      @chrisslays7373 2 місяці тому

      There's some story he drank horse seme.n dunno if its true​@@gifthorse3675

    • @Archangel657
      @Archangel657 2 місяці тому +20

      ​​@@gifthorse3675 Tim drank a gallon of horse semen on a bet and ended up being rushed to the ER to get his stomach pumped.

    • @ShankarSivarajan
      @ShankarSivarajan 2 місяці тому +12

      @@gifthorse3675 I just looked it up. It's a reference to a story about him ingesting horse semen.

  • @ReikerForge
    @ReikerForge 2 місяці тому +82

    "You don't know war things Vance, I did the war things in the war" - Tim who stole some valor

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 2 місяці тому +2

      Did Vance do war things? I haven’t paid much attention but I don’t think he’s gone on about war things.

    • @zekofirez39
      @zekofirez39 2 місяці тому

      @@madtabby66He was a reporter, so not really.

    • @tjtheo3584
      @tjtheo3584 2 місяці тому +18

      Vance hasn't been touting his service as him doing special things. He says he was a reporter in the marines, did a tour in Iraq in 03, and then had an uneventful remainder of contract, which is factual. Walz likes to say he went to combat(he didnt) as a csm(he got promoted to that rank but never finished requirements to hold the rank, so was demoted)

  • @Bob-cx4ze
    @Bob-cx4ze 2 місяці тому +63

    When you purposefully misspeak, that's called a "lie."

    • @Ebstarrunner
      @Ebstarrunner 2 місяці тому

      ONLY if you're Republican

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 2 місяці тому +1

      Yeah I always considered misspeaking when I didn’t make my point clear.
      Silly me

    • @Bob-cx4ze
      @Bob-cx4ze 2 місяці тому

      ​@@madtabby66Oh, that point was perfectly clear time after time after time for years. If it takes you 10 years to "clarify" your point, you're the slowest SOB on the planet.

  • @garretjenkins8720
    @garretjenkins8720 2 місяці тому +46

    Harris/Walz 2024 the spitter and the quitter

    • @SlapMyBass3825
      @SlapMyBass3825 2 місяці тому

      Stealing this like Biden stole the 2020 election.

  • @dudsummon3803
    @dudsummon3803 2 місяці тому +30

    When your ptsd is from a backfiring fiat.

  • @ryansears4387
    @ryansears4387 2 місяці тому +24

    "You're welcome for my service." - Tim Walz, probably.

  • @smileemailee
    @smileemailee 2 місяці тому +274

    Why walk through life when you can Walz?

  • @xitaris5981
    @xitaris5981 2 місяці тому +59

    I think the Hallow Angel just killed that guy..

    • @FreedomToons
      @FreedomToons  2 місяці тому +40

      no hes ok if you listen closely you can hear hes still making noises

    • @Hard_Boiled_Entertainment
      @Hard_Boiled_Entertainment 2 місяці тому +7

      Which is why it's FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

    • @Theranthrope
      @Theranthrope 2 місяці тому +6

      Did you just assume that man's gender?!

    • @xitaris5981
      @xitaris5981 2 місяці тому +1

      @Theranthrope "What is a Guy?" - Matt Walsh probably

    • @xitaris5981
      @xitaris5981 2 місяці тому +1

      @@FreedomToons I'm not sure that's better

  • @LatimusChadimus
    @LatimusChadimus 2 місяці тому +620

    "One man's socialism is another man's neighborliness." Somehow that makes sense

    • @FreedomToons
      @FreedomToons  2 місяці тому +307

      what, you've never starved your neighbor to death and then locked their child in prison for complaining about it?

    • @santroff5050
      @santroff5050 2 місяці тому +56

      Don't answer that. You have the right to remain silent.

    • @LatimusChadimus
      @LatimusChadimus 2 місяці тому +27

      ​@@santroff5050thanks fam

    • @Lopal12
      @Lopal12 2 місяці тому +11

      @@FreedomToons yes!

    • @miriba8608
      @miriba8608 2 місяці тому +14

      Yes in a world of moral relativism. Which is what reigns today.

  • @jasono2139
    @jasono2139 2 місяці тому +11

    I'm in Italy right now... and let me tell you...
    ...I've seen things! I'VE SEEN MANY THINGS!!
    THE WAVES AND WAVES... on the beaches... THEY JUST KEEP COMING!
    MOST EVERYONE HERE... SPEAKS... ITALIAN!!! 😱
    ...I pray I'll return home someday to the US ...where I can safely go grocery shopping... WHILE PACKING! 😭

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 2 місяці тому +1

      I’ve been to Italy twice. I’m still not sure what side of the road they drive on. Seems to be wherever there’s space.

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 2 місяці тому +237

    *God knows how he’ll ever deal with an entity called the “Senate.”*

    • @teutonicknight23
      @teutonicknight23 2 місяці тому +17

      He will be the Senate.

    • @YimmyYames513
      @YimmyYames513 2 місяці тому +3

      All who gain power are afraid to lose it

    • @xSilentZeroXx
      @xSilentZeroXx 2 місяці тому +7

      Tifa from FF7 will destroy this man.
      (If you know, you know)

    • @ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
      @ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky 2 місяці тому +1

      @xSilentZeroXx I see what you did there. 🥶

    • @henrywilkins227
      @henrywilkins227 2 місяці тому

      @@teutonicknight23 Not yet

  • @seanallard9335
    @seanallard9335 2 місяці тому +113

    You're never too old for spaghetti flashbacks.

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 2 місяці тому +3

      I served Spaghetti-Os to an Italian. I’m sure he still has flashbacks.

    • @xenopsychologist4943
      @xenopsychologist4943 2 місяці тому +2

      my pockets will never be the same since all the spaghetti fell out of them.

    • @Imissnormal
      @Imissnormal 2 місяці тому

      I have this about the pasta they served in the school cafeteria. Something about that macaroni wasn't right.

  • @OscarOliu
    @OscarOliu 2 місяці тому +15

    Man that guardian angel at the end lol, I wasn't expecting him to flatten the olympian.

  • @chaoticiannunez2419
    @chaoticiannunez2419 2 місяці тому +23

    Should've been titled "Call of Duty: Modern Walzfare."

  • @northstar6920
    @northstar6920 2 місяці тому +42

    Saving Private Waltz.

  • @jimc.goodfellas
    @jimc.goodfellas 2 місяці тому +575

    The Harris-Walz ticket is hands down the most CRINGE and extreme ticket we've ever had

    • @feartheghus
      @feartheghus 2 місяці тому +30

      Biden and Harris was even worse

    • @miguelgameiro8063
      @miguelgameiro8063 2 місяці тому

      @@feartheghusno Biden is not a communist just a corpo

    • @plantfeeder6677
      @plantfeeder6677 2 місяці тому +46

      Which is gonna make their cheat unbearable

    • @wassup934
      @wassup934 2 місяці тому

      Yep, it’s a commie ticket. They are extreme

    • @hailcthulhu419
      @hailcthulhu419 2 місяці тому

      ​​@@feartheghusummm... no. Walz publicly said socialism is "neighborliness", passed a law that allowed abortion doctors to let babies that survive botched abortions die, created a tip line to have neighbors report on each other during Covid, allowed his state to burn during the riots of 2020 and put tampon dispensers in k-12 public school boys bathrooms. That's just scratching the surface. He's a Marxist lunatic and he combined with Harris are by far the most radical ticket in American history. Their election would spell doom for the Republic, either via bankruptcy, or cw.

  • @levyrangeletchichury9279
    @levyrangeletchichury9279 2 місяці тому +9

    I actually loved that the Hollow ad was about thanking god for our achievements with a context to sports, specially seeing so many brave athlets facing consequences for stating their beliefs during olimpics. Many from my country did not feared and prophesed their faiths to the whole world to see despite the french organization explicitly prohibited. We need more people brave like them

  • @SpaceBethC131
    @SpaceBethC131 2 місяці тому +26

    As an actual Iraq Combat vet, thank you for doing this

  • @thelastminuteman7513
    @thelastminuteman7513 2 місяці тому +17

    Tim thought those horses in Italy were alfredo sauce dispensers.

  • @DM-kl4em
    @DM-kl4em 2 місяці тому +7

    I had a coworker who spent time in Vietnam. Did he have PTSD from it? Hell no! He was there in the 2010s, visiting one of our overseas suppliers. The worst thing they did to him was volunteering to teach him a few Vietnamese words, so they could laugh at him when he mispronounced them.

  • @ASoberBear
    @ASoberBear 2 місяці тому +23

    Tampon Tim is not to be mocked like this!
    (Giggles)

  • @ganjacat8408
    @ganjacat8408 2 місяці тому +26

    I'm not a christian but those Hollow ads >> OMFG >>>>>>>>>> "I'd like to thank myself for.........." >>> "YOU SHOULD THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

    • @ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
      @ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky 2 місяці тому +4

      Bro, it’d be hilarious if you used it because of that. Lmao.

  • @jameswrobinson
    @jameswrobinson 2 місяці тому +7

    That lighting from beneath is a great touch.

  • @ericsfishingadventures4433
    @ericsfishingadventures4433 2 місяці тому +31

    Those flashbacks seem more accurate! 🤣

  • @jldog134
    @jldog134 2 місяці тому +51

    I tried to join the Army as a Mechanic but I got rejected for medical reasons, I had 2 great grandfathers that fought under the Italian flag during both world wars, my 2 uncles served in the U.S Marines and U.S Coast Guard, and 3 Cousins that served in the Navy, the Air Force and Army, I would never lie about military service, I wear hats in support of them never anything that says veteran Tim Walz should be ashamed of that.

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 2 місяці тому +2

      Same. Seems I wasn’t constantly getting bronchitis as a child, it was asthma. But it was peace time and not a huge deal.

    • @donlarocque5157
      @donlarocque5157 2 місяці тому

      I lied about the asthma and went in the Air Force only to blow my knee up. I lied about that too. I'm not a veteran and never will say I am. ​@@madtabby66

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 2 місяці тому

      Bootlicking dog

    • @somercet1
      @somercet1 2 місяці тому

      "I wear hats in support of them never anything that says veteran Tim Walz should be ashamed of that." Do me a favor, re-write it in Italian so I can plug it into a translator app. Thanks.

    • @Storm-Fury56
      @Storm-Fury56 2 місяці тому

      Italy fought for the nazis in wwii.

  • @ian-Alex-2000
    @ian-Alex-2000 2 місяці тому +44

    Why does this guy look 85? He’s only 60!

    • @philmiller2010
      @philmiller2010 2 місяці тому +11

      You clearly weren’t in ‘Nam’ like Tim Walz

    • @zerosen1972
      @zerosen1972 2 місяці тому +9

      Evil drastically ages the body to look corpse like. Just ask Palpatine.

    • @ian-Alex-2000
      @ian-Alex-2000 2 місяці тому +1

      @@zerosen1972 Palpatine looked corpse like because of his fight with Mace Windu, though.

    • @brandonletzko2472
      @brandonletzko2472 2 місяці тому +4

      I made almost exactly the same comment before seeing yours. He’s freakishly old looking.

    • @ConsueloWubba
      @ConsueloWubba 2 місяці тому +3

      Adrenochrome is a hell of a drug

  • @jimhardy-p3i
    @jimhardy-p3i 2 місяці тому +18

    Walz fought bravely in the Pizza Wars, taking out a pizza oven at Dominoes with a grenade then charging into Pizza Hut taking everyone prisoner!

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 2 місяці тому +2

      Italians would approve this message. Tired of hearing “that’s not real pizza!”

  • @johanneshoogenboom
    @johanneshoogenboom 2 місяці тому +10

    Came for the video, always stay for Hallow ad.

  • @painkillerjones6232
    @painkillerjones6232 2 місяці тому +27

    Strange how Walz looks more like Elmer Fudd in real life than his cartoon version does.

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 2 місяці тому +2

      Don’t Dis Elmer like that!

    • @painkillerjones6232
      @painkillerjones6232 2 місяці тому +2

      @@madtabby66 I meant the cartoon version they did of Walz. Either way, Elmer should sue.

    • @RighteousReverendDynamite
      @RighteousReverendDynamite 27 днів тому

      After a few years of learning how to get Bribes like the Biden family when Senile Joe was VP, he will be a millionaire who owns a mansion and a yacht!

  • @joejensen311
    @joejensen311 Місяць тому +5

    1:55 The violent shaking is perfect! Haha

  • @kxsinh
    @kxsinh 2 місяці тому +3

    I'm glad I got a Tim Walz campaign add before this video. Glad they're helping to put a face to the story

  • @natr3980
    @natr3980 2 місяці тому +10

    There were no tampons in the men’s bathroom over in Italy which I guess haunts him to this day

  • @aaronlopez492
    @aaronlopez492 2 місяці тому +15

    Tim Walz veteran of the fierce Italian maitre D's and and Super Mario.😂

  • @zachmaster426
    @zachmaster426 2 місяці тому +16

    The food was too spicy there

  • @Jaster_Mereel
    @Jaster_Mereel 22 дні тому +1

    I Love this one so much

  • @teddnaing6851
    @teddnaing6851 2 місяці тому +20

    "The trees are criticizing how I cook my pastas!!!"

    • @kinghoodofmousekind2906
      @kinghoodofmousekind2906 2 місяці тому +1

      >when even the trees know more about how to cook pasta then the average person outside of Italy
      Legit.

  • @RedScar-Nova
    @RedScar-Nova 2 місяці тому +9

    It's sad that this version of events is somehow more flattering than what actually occurred. The man borderline committed dissertation

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 2 місяці тому

      You’ve been autocorrected.
      The thing is, people wouldn’t even bring up the borderline desertion if he hadn’t lied about his rank and combat service. If he was honest about those two then he could have said “I put in for retirement before we were called up” and that would be that.

    • @BrianBadondeBo
      @BrianBadondeBo 2 місяці тому

      Pretty sure he actually did get the title, it was just revoked later because there were prerequisites to it that hadn't been met due to rules that changed after he had the rank. Accusing him of stolen valor is a very odd hill to die on, in terms to relevance to policy, which WOULD be a relevant thing to bring up

  • @staypuft3120
    @staypuft3120 2 місяці тому +10

    Mamma Mia....THEY'RE SPEAKING ITALAINNN! AHHHHHHHHH!!! 🤣

  • @TheWakow
    @TheWakow 2 місяці тому +3

    The hallow ad is some of the best parts of each video. Need to do the Hallow angel series.

  • @FourOf92000
    @FourOf92000 2 місяці тому +15

    now I want to play _Mario's European Truck Simulator_
    so thanks for that unfulfillable desire

  • @LastEarBender
    @LastEarBender 2 місяці тому +4

    best Hallow ad writer ever

  • @Kilthan2050
    @Kilthan2050 2 місяці тому +8

    That last joke. Perfect dad joke. A+. You just gotta find a lady, settle down, have a small army of little Seamuses, and then hit them with your A material.
    You are ready.
    Sincerely,
    The Council of Dads

  • @freshlysqueezed-r3u
    @freshlysqueezed-r3u 2 місяці тому +26

    “They called it football, but they were playing soccer” lol

  • @Marinealver
    @Marinealver 2 місяці тому +6

    He was at the forefront of the Tampon theater in Minneapolis.

  • @tommyb8900
    @tommyb8900 2 місяці тому +2

    Thank you posting about daily prayer at the end of your videos

  • @antitheist3206
    @antitheist3206 2 місяці тому +16

    THEY CALLED IT FOOTBALL BUT THEY WERE PLAYING SOCCER!!!

  • @SolidNeodark
    @SolidNeodark 2 місяці тому +15

    His PTSD face 😂

  • @chivalrousjack
    @chivalrousjack 2 місяці тому +5

    Best Hallow ads, yet.
    Request: Do a Hallow ad compilation.

  • @sinofsanity6593
    @sinofsanity6593 2 місяці тому +2

    the way his expression just gets darker each time is priceless
    as someone in the UK, "they called it football but they were playing soccer" was also priceless

  • @ElValuador
    @ElValuador 2 місяці тому +20

    Modern Walz Disney. His whole life is a lying, cringe woke mess.

  • @beholdapalehorse7700
    @beholdapalehorse7700 2 місяці тому +10

    "YOU CANT KEEP DOING THISSSSS"

  • @firstcynic92
    @firstcynic92 2 місяці тому +5

    Nothing about the dozen+ times he claimed to retire as a command sergeant major? He retired as a master sergeant.

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 2 місяці тому +1

      Why? I mean if he didn’t lie about everything else he could stick with “I retired”

  • @davidradich9342
    @davidradich9342 2 місяці тому +2

    "They call it football, but they're playing soccer!!!" Love your stuff!

  • @Gibby8097
    @Gibby8097 2 місяці тому +3

    10 out of 10!!!! You don't know how scary Tours of Italy can be! Especially after salad and breadsticks. Not even going to mention never-ending pasta bowls

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 2 місяці тому

      The driving is what frightened me. Give me the autobahn any day.
      And the taxi driver laughing at how pale I was looking.

  • @MSMW23
    @MSMW23 2 місяці тому +5

    The flying spaghetti monster nightmare is real for poor old Timbo.

  • @112superlo
    @112superlo 2 місяці тому +29

    1:19 Not gonna lie, I get it now

  • @sniiiper3d645
    @sniiiper3d645 2 місяці тому +6

    "Imposter Dramatic Stress Disorder"😂

  • @riftshredder5438
    @riftshredder5438 2 місяці тому +3

    Awe yes, I remember the great Italian war between the plumber brothers and King Kong, and then Godzilla joined in on the fight, so many casualties

  • @thatitguy6812
    @thatitguy6812 Місяць тому +5

    Dude, you literally predicted that wide-eyed face he made at the debate LOLOLOL

  • @Jay-bp1yx
    @Jay-bp1yx 2 місяці тому +14

    😂going to tell my kids this is St. Michael 2:16

  • @MathiasYmagnus
    @MathiasYmagnus 2 місяці тому

    Love this. Thank you

  • @anthonyminimum
    @anthonyminimum 2 місяці тому +19

    0:51 “Mario’s European Truck Simulator”

    • @anthonyrausch5708
      @anthonyrausch5708 2 місяці тому +2

      0:53 - Miyamoto better get “ON THAT”!!!!!
      💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵

  • @MrShazaamm
    @MrShazaamm 2 місяці тому +7

    Be careful the UK may come arrest you for wrong speak😂

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 2 місяці тому +1

      Who needs to go that far? Canada will be there in a few months.

  • @Duke_of_Lorraine
    @Duke_of_Lorraine 2 місяці тому +4

    When I was storming the beaches of Normandy in 2022, I was the first to leave the water to reach the ice cream shop

  • @bb12448
    @bb12448 2 місяці тому +4

    0:51 best mario game, stunning, inclusive, many deis, much stunning, much brave.

  • @landaumoonbeams1617
    @landaumoonbeams1617 2 місяці тому +9

    More like Im-Pasta Traumatic Stress Disorder

  • @kage1061
    @kage1061 2 місяці тому +6

    I didn't think that he would join the French in loosing a battle with an Italian!🤣

  • @JohnR8589
    @JohnR8589 2 місяці тому +10

    I'm gonna use "The trees are speaking Italian" on my Italian wife 😂

  • @robertvanhorn7278
    @robertvanhorn7278 2 місяці тому +3

    Came for the Toon.... stayed for the "Say your prayers!!!!!!"

  • @mdude625
    @mdude625 2 місяці тому +3

    I got a Harris-Walz ad after this video.

  • @list1726
    @list1726 2 місяці тому

    Thanks for posting

  • @lonebikeroftheapocalypse9527
    @lonebikeroftheapocalypse9527 2 місяці тому +5

    I only misspoke when i said i had a billion dollars in the bank. 🤷🏼‍♂️
    The bank should still honor the check i wrote for a new Lamborghini...

  • @dallasjonpaulgrove547
    @dallasjonpaulgrove547 2 місяці тому +5

    Pretty sure everyone here knows about Tim Walz but for those who don't really care too much about the current happenings,
    Tim Walz was a Master Sergeant who was obligated to complete a series of tasks in order to attain and maintain the rank of CSM (Command Sergeant Major), of which included the completion of CSM school and keeping within service for at least an additional 2 years after the completion of the Academy. He began the school in 2003, finished it in 2005 where he was later assigned as the CSM of the 1/125th Field Artillery Reg.
    In the dawn of 2005, his unit was notified that they would be deployed to Iraq for a Combat Tour, Walz addressed his soldiers that he would be leading them through this tour and then suddenly in May of 2005 Walz is able to get discharged from the army in a "Pursuit of a Political Career." This means that he did not keep his promise to the army of 2 additional years of service in order to retain the rank of CSM, which essentially means he would've retired as a Master Sergeant but for some weird reason he is discharged as a CSM and parades this rank around proudly as if he earned the right to do so.
    So basically, not only is Walz claiming to be something he isn't, he also abandoned the very soldiers he made a promise to.

  • @Link0304
    @Link0304 2 місяці тому +6

    "Pasta-traumatic"
    You're doing God's work, Seamus. Keep it up.

  • @johnosborne1873
    @johnosborne1873 28 днів тому +1

    This is THE best channel on yt. Change my mind!

  • @whipsaw381
    @whipsaw381 2 місяці тому +3

    Can't believe this is the first I'm seeing this channel. Hilarious! You need to do an episode on Walz living in China as well.

  • @BigDogDaddy50
    @BigDogDaddy50 2 місяці тому +4

    I love the Halo ads. The guardian angel wearing the dude like a medal chefs kiss