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I've seen a surprising amount of Republicans defend Tim Walz from attacks made by other Republicans or Republican media. Attacking a person with 24 years of service was definitely a red line that shouldn't be crossed. But good luck to the losing strategy! haha
Like seriously of all of the things I expected a Democrat to be... this is the only thing that has surprised me this year. My blood is actually boiling
@@mr.v3061 So repeatedly lying about being retired with a rank he did not qualify for is okay because calling him out on it is a red line due to the length of service? You would think that after twenty-four years he could have passed the classroom requirements and have been awarded the promotion. Welcome to politics in the twenty-first century.
I heard Posture Traumatic Stress Disorder instead. I was puzzled but confused since lizard people can't possibly stand straight on two legs. I'm kidding on the latter of course.
Just imagine him fighting against the German tribes that conquered Western Rome or massacred the 13th Legion. He will probably be screwed. Side note:Sincerely a Celtic(Irish,Scottish and Ulster-Scot genetics.)-Germanic(English,German,Swiss,Swedish and Norwegian genetics.)-Roman(French genetics.)-Hellenic(Greek genetics)-Finno-Uralic(Finnish genetics.)-Semitic(Middle eastern genetics.) person. So I could say this maybe about the German tribes without getting canceled.
pretty sure most the people he abandoned were quite angry cause he said he would fill a role hence why he was in the process of getting promoted then left right before everything went down
If he had just left it at saying he had made the rank he actually had and had retired. It wouldn’t be a big deal. But nah we can’t do that. Has he claimed to be part charity yet?
I just... I never knew Walz was so brave until this video. He must have taken dozens and dozens of shells while there. Conchiglie shells, but still... The man has seen things.
I was in the National Guard during the first Gulf War. My unit was never activated. I'm a vet, but not a combat vet, and always tell people I served, but wasn't in a war. That is NOT something that you misspeak.
Same, I was in two separate companies who deployed but I was on rear detachment both times. I would never think to claim to have been in Iraq or Afghanistan when my friends actually were.
@@garyowen9044I'm also in WI and somehow we are still not as bad off as MN with our governor. But then again I live in a relatively remote area so I have no idea what big cities are truly like. But I know Milwaukee is wack.
I commanded several units under the banner of my King with the rank of Team Captain. I served in the 2010 campaign of Operation Regional Champion. To this day, I cant even look at a chess board without reliving those horrifying moments.
As a Half-Blooded Italian I have to say I laughed pretty hard at this one. That 'Thousand Yard Stare' you animated of Tim Walz NEEDS to be his avatar across the internet lol. "Pasta Traumatic Stress Disorder" was especially great too lol. Hilarious work as usual.
Fair enough. WWII my father was pulled from his unit to go home for his brothers funeral. He was then put on the home front (guard duty) as a last son. Another uncle (mother’s side)was 4F so went to work in a training camp to do his part. That was during a war and neither of them lied about their service. The one uncle that did see combat didn’t talk about it much. But he also didn’t look down on his brother or my father. But I guess liars have to lie.
This isn’t just conservatives nit picking. Ever since he first ran for Congress, Tim Walz’s entire political identity has been built around being a CSM and Afghanistan vet. He made television commercials saying he “deployed overseas in support of the Afghanistan war” while omitting the important detail that the deployment in question was to Italy. There are numerous times he would get labeled or introduced as an Afghanistan vet, and not once did he ever correct the record.
He’s worse than Biden grand standing on his dead son’s grave 24/7. Btw, Biden took 5 deferments from Vietnam. He was prime age and dodged it. His last deferment was for “Asthma”. This from the self described awesome football player and lifeguard. What awful people.
@@madtabby66The most dumbest part is that he doesn't actually had to lie but instead admits that he was suffering from disability(if that's true) and also already asked for retirement 7mths prior so his stupid and criminal lie is completely unnecessary.
@@FreedomToons I seem to remember a certain first lady that claimed being under fire in a helicopter. Aren't delusions of grandeur linked to schizophrenia?
Tim Walz shudders in horror mumbling over and over... "They told me it was Alfredo Sauce," as he stares off into nothingness. But Alfredo was the name of the horse.
I live in Italy. Now you understand why we have to get pasta every day. To escape Pasta Traumatic Stress Disorder. It starts only when you stop eating it.
Do meatballs alleviate your symptoms? or just make it worse?.. There's been studies of Oregano seasoning helping alleviate the homicidal symptoms from the PTSD afflicted
They are filming movies about Walz’s tour of duty, his trips to China, and his relationship with farm animals: “Full Dinner Jacket,” “Great Walz of China,” and “The Horse Gargler.”
Vance hasn't been touting his service as him doing special things. He says he was a reporter in the marines, did a tour in Iraq in 03, and then had an uneventful remainder of contract, which is factual. Walz likes to say he went to combat(he didnt) as a csm(he got promoted to that rank but never finished requirements to hold the rank, so was demoted)
@@madtabby66Oh, that point was perfectly clear time after time after time for years. If it takes you 10 years to "clarify" your point, you're the slowest SOB on the planet.
I'm in Italy right now... and let me tell you... ...I've seen things! I'VE SEEN MANY THINGS!! THE WAVES AND WAVES... on the beaches... THEY JUST KEEP COMING! MOST EVERYONE HERE... SPEAKS... ITALIAN!!! 😱 ...I pray I'll return home someday to the US ...where I can safely go grocery shopping... WHILE PACKING! 😭
@@feartheghusummm... no. Walz publicly said socialism is "neighborliness", passed a law that allowed abortion doctors to let babies that survive botched abortions die, created a tip line to have neighbors report on each other during Covid, allowed his state to burn during the riots of 2020 and put tampon dispensers in k-12 public school boys bathrooms. That's just scratching the surface. He's a Marxist lunatic and he combined with Harris are by far the most radical ticket in American history. Their election would spell doom for the Republic, either via bankruptcy, or cw.
I actually loved that the Hollow ad was about thanking god for our achievements with a context to sports, specially seeing so many brave athlets facing consequences for stating their beliefs during olimpics. Many from my country did not feared and prophesed their faiths to the whole world to see despite the french organization explicitly prohibited. We need more people brave like them
I had a coworker who spent time in Vietnam. Did he have PTSD from it? Hell no! He was there in the 2010s, visiting one of our overseas suppliers. The worst thing they did to him was volunteering to teach him a few Vietnamese words, so they could laugh at him when he mispronounced them.
I'm not a christian but those Hollow ads >> OMFG >>>>>>>>>> "I'd like to thank myself for.........." >>> "YOU SHOULD THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
I tried to join the Army as a Mechanic but I got rejected for medical reasons, I had 2 great grandfathers that fought under the Italian flag during both world wars, my 2 uncles served in the U.S Marines and U.S Coast Guard, and 3 Cousins that served in the Navy, the Air Force and Army, I would never lie about military service, I wear hats in support of them never anything that says veteran Tim Walz should be ashamed of that.
I lied about the asthma and went in the Air Force only to blow my knee up. I lied about that too. I'm not a veteran and never will say I am. @@madtabby66
"I wear hats in support of them never anything that says veteran Tim Walz should be ashamed of that." Do me a favor, re-write it in Italian so I can plug it into a translator app. Thanks.
You’ve been autocorrected. The thing is, people wouldn’t even bring up the borderline desertion if he hadn’t lied about his rank and combat service. If he was honest about those two then he could have said “I put in for retirement before we were called up” and that would be that.
Pretty sure he actually did get the title, it was just revoked later because there were prerequisites to it that hadn't been met due to rules that changed after he had the rank. Accusing him of stolen valor is a very odd hill to die on, in terms to relevance to policy, which WOULD be a relevant thing to bring up
That last joke. Perfect dad joke. A+. You just gotta find a lady, settle down, have a small army of little Seamuses, and then hit them with your A material. You are ready. Sincerely, The Council of Dads
the way his expression just gets darker each time is priceless as someone in the UK, "they called it football but they were playing soccer" was also priceless
10 out of 10!!!! You don't know how scary Tours of Italy can be! Especially after salad and breadsticks. Not even going to mention never-ending pasta bowls
Pretty sure everyone here knows about Tim Walz but for those who don't really care too much about the current happenings, Tim Walz was a Master Sergeant who was obligated to complete a series of tasks in order to attain and maintain the rank of CSM (Command Sergeant Major), of which included the completion of CSM school and keeping within service for at least an additional 2 years after the completion of the Academy. He began the school in 2003, finished it in 2005 where he was later assigned as the CSM of the 1/125th Field Artillery Reg. In the dawn of 2005, his unit was notified that they would be deployed to Iraq for a Combat Tour, Walz addressed his soldiers that he would be leading them through this tour and then suddenly in May of 2005 Walz is able to get discharged from the army in a "Pursuit of a Political Career." This means that he did not keep his promise to the army of 2 additional years of service in order to retain the rank of CSM, which essentially means he would've retired as a Master Sergeant but for some weird reason he is discharged as a CSM and parades this rank around proudly as if he earned the right to do so. So basically, not only is Walz claiming to be something he isn't, he also abandoned the very soldiers he made a promise to.
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I've seen a surprising amount of Republicans defend Tim Walz from attacks made by other Republicans or Republican media.
Attacking a person with 24 years of service was definitely a red line that shouldn't be crossed.
But good luck to the losing strategy! haha
2:04 I feel like you missed out on the making the joke *impasta* traumatic stress disorder.
Like seriously of all of the things I expected a Democrat to be... this is the only thing that has surprised me this year. My blood is actually boiling
The Leaning Tower of Pisa joke 👌🤣
@@mr.v3061 So repeatedly lying about being retired with a rank he did not qualify for is okay because calling him out on it is a red line due to the length of service? You would think that after twenty-four years he could have passed the classroom requirements and have been awarded the promotion. Welcome to politics in the twenty-first century.
"Pasta traumatic stress disorder" explains SO MUCH.
He's never been the same since that time with the cold lasagna...
I heard Posture Traumatic Stress Disorder instead. I was puzzled but confused since lizard people can't possibly stand straight on two legs. I'm kidding on the latter of course.
Well that explains why he hates the west side of the state because we like Italian food.
Literally LOL’d at this! Great stuff!
Too many "limp noodle" jokes - too many YT censors!!
I don't know what was funnier: Walz's "I've seen things" face or the Guardian Angel wearing the athlete like a medal.
Dramatization: not a real Guardian angel
He’s got that thousand-yard stare.
"I've seen things, I've seen them with my eyes.
I've seen things, they're often in disguise,
Like carrots, handbags, cheese"
- Tim Walz, probably
Now I have to make a necklace out of Scout!
Bushman's Rules.
Both were really funny but the guy being worn as a medal at the end was on another level😂
Olive Garden: When everything Italian causes stress, you're not having the endless bread sticks.
Olive Garden is stolen vale-aorea-mama mia-tora-forte-piani-vinchenzo-amore
Weird, because Italians going to Olive Garden have been known to walk out with Pasta Traumatic Stress Disorder.
How does Seamus heart all your comments 💀
@@junglebull2635 I like to think they're dating
Every time I told them to bring me more, there was one less in the basket...AHHHHHHHHHH!
not only did he steal valour, he also stole nonna's pomodoro sauce recipe
And Corn Pop's rusty straight razors.
Unforgivable!
That monster.
Walz' Secret Spaghetti Sauce. The sauce-a you can have, but the secret...she's-a mine!
Are we sure it’s not borrowed valor?
As a native Italian, the "The trees! They are speaking Italian!" cracked me up, good job XD
Just imagine him fighting against the German tribes that conquered Western Rome or massacred the 13th Legion.
He will probably be screwed.
Side note:Sincerely a Celtic(Irish,Scottish and Ulster-Scot genetics.)-Germanic(English,German,Swiss,Swedish and Norwegian genetics.)-Roman(French genetics.)-Hellenic(Greek genetics)-Finno-Uralic(Finnish genetics.)-Semitic(Middle eastern genetics.) person. So I could say this maybe about the German tribes without getting canceled.
@@sethfrisbie3957 I am part Germanic and part Slavic. Europe was forged through war, marriage, and faith. Waltz is just a forger of lies.
@@sethfrisbie3957NEEEEEERD!!!
"I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees, and for some f*cking reason, they're craving spaghetti."
Didn't get the Italian ambulance right though... Dissapointed 😂
I'm 1/4 Italian. I should be able to claim PTSD...Pasta Traumatic Stress Disorder, too!
Being part Italian, shouldn't you be immune to it?
@@c1a2m3o4m5a6n7 I'm only 1/4 Italian. 3/4s of me is TOTALLY suffering. I can barely live with myself sometimes. 🍝🍝
I'm eating spaghetti for the next few days. Sign me up for that PTSD.
Don't forget to claim your Pizza Traumatic Stress Disorder on Tuesdays
@@joelellis7035 🍝🍝🍝🍝🍅
"They called it football, but it was really soccer!" I totally understand his disorientation now.
"They called it pasta, but i was actually eating spaghetti" - Pasta Traumatic Stress Disorder in a nutshell
What's funny is that in Italy we don't call it "Football" either, we call it "Calcio"
@@riccardocirielli THEY HAVE ANOTHER NAME!?! OMG! THE MADNESS NEVER ENDS!!!!!! 😱😱......😁
*rocks violently back and forth
@@BoSmith7045 Yeah, it roughly means "kicky". You know, the kicky game.
*I really want to play Mario’s European Truck Simulator right now.*
Same lol
Mario must be loaded if he's a plumber and has a CDL lol
It's just euro truck simulator, but you play as Mario
His own battalion commander said he was a liar.
Heck, his battalion CHAPLAIN said he was a disgrace!
@@bluephoenix7565 When the chaplain opens his mouth, you know it's serious.
pretty sure most the people he abandoned were quite angry cause he said he would fill a role hence why he was in the process of getting promoted then left right before everything went down
If he had just left it at saying he had made the rank he actually had and had retired. It wouldn’t be a big deal.
But nah we can’t do that. Has he claimed to be part charity yet?
Do you have a link to this information? Curious to learn more.
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I just... I never knew Walz was so brave until this video. He must have taken dozens and dozens of shells while there. Conchiglie shells, but still... The man has seen things.
@@johnm573 He was literally drowning in conchiglioni
*_drowning, damnit_*
All hail funnel cake dad Tim Walz 😉
That time mom used the pressure cooker to cook pasta...and the seal broke! Pasta! PASTA EVERYWHERE!
I was in the National Guard during the first Gulf War. My unit was never activated. I'm a vet, but not a combat vet, and always tell people I served, but wasn't in a war. That is NOT something that you misspeak.
As a regular civilian who was once in JROTC I say thank you for your service even if it was not war and may God be with you.
I make sure to add Era to my claims, I'm an operation enduring freedom era vet, I didn't get sent to the sandbox, and I will never claim to have
Same. I served but was never deployed. I'm very clear about that since that's key to WHY I was discharged.
Same, I was in two separate companies who deployed but I was on rear detachment both times. I would never think to claim to have been in Iraq or Afghanistan when my friends actually were.
@@chickginger At least you own being a REMF with pride. 😁
As a Minnesotan who doesn't support that individual, I'd like to apologize to the nation as a whole.
You are forgiven. We are not our idiot governors’ keepers. (I’m in WI and I feel your pain)
he should apologize not you
unless you were a part of his office
Hey man, I’m from Connecticut, old ass liberal idiots here keep voting for everything whilst having ignorance against the entire country.
@@garyowen9044 Me too....Northwestern WI. 20 miles from Minny-soooota border. 😂
@@garyowen9044I'm also in WI and somehow we are still not as bad off as MN with our governor. But then again I live in a relatively remote area so I have no idea what big cities are truly like. But I know Milwaukee is wack.
I commanded several units under the banner of my King with the rank of Team Captain. I served in the 2010 campaign of Operation Regional Champion. To this day, I cant even look at a chess board without reliving those horrifying moments.
A Checker taxicab driving by must render you catatonic.
I taught my nephew the game and 2 days later he beat me.
I can’t look at another chess set.
Pawns, man! They treated us like pawns!
As a Half-Blooded Italian I have to say I laughed pretty hard at this one. That 'Thousand Yard Stare' you animated of Tim Walz NEEDS to be his avatar across the internet lol. "Pasta Traumatic Stress Disorder" was especially great too lol. Hilarious work as usual.
This FreedomToons video started with a Governor Walz political ad. Not kidding.
It did for me too
Speaking of "toons", Walz looks like Elmer Fudd. Tell me I'm wrong!
@@painkillerjones6232 Well, I am not sure Walz holds the same opinions on firearms as Fudd, but you have a point.
@@samuelzuleger5134 I could "snip" that Walz cartoon character, snip an "Elmer" still, switch out the eyes, a few other small things, you got Elmer.
"I'm Tim Walz and I approve this message." Then this video plays
Most valor only gets stolen because of valor insecurity. Please remember this before you judge
Mama Mia!
Fair enough. WWII my father was pulled from his unit to go home for his brothers funeral. He was then put on the home front (guard duty) as a last son. Another uncle (mother’s side)was 4F so went to work in a training camp to do his part.
That was during a war and neither of them lied about their service. The one uncle that did see combat didn’t talk about it much. But he also didn’t look down on his brother or my father.
But I guess liars have to lie.
But remember, Kuwait COUNTS as a deployment in a hazardous duty zone! (Those who know, know! ;-) )
2:04 Pasta-traumatic stress disorder 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This isn’t just conservatives nit picking. Ever since he first ran for Congress, Tim Walz’s entire political identity has been built around being a CSM and Afghanistan vet. He made television commercials saying he “deployed overseas in support of the Afghanistan war” while omitting the important detail that the deployment in question was to Italy. There are numerous times he would get labeled or introduced as an Afghanistan vet, and not once did he ever correct the record.
Yep. If he hadn’t lied the turning tail at the first whiff of actual combat wouldn’t be an issue.
But nah liars gotta lie.
He’s worse than Biden grand standing on his dead son’s grave 24/7. Btw, Biden took 5 deferments from Vietnam. He was prime age and dodged it. His last deferment was for “Asthma”. This from the self described awesome football player and lifeguard. What awful people.
@@madtabby66The most dumbest part is that he doesn't actually had to lie but instead admits that he was suffering from disability(if that's true) and also already asked for retirement 7mths prior so his stupid and criminal lie is completely unnecessary.
He lies so much that lying IS his disability
When he retired he didn't meet obligations to leave as a CSM so he retired an E8 Master Sgt
Saying he's a CSM is Wrong.. he's a Master Sgt
Did you make a whole video for the punchline “Pasta Traumatic Stress Disorder”?
No, I just wanted to give Tim Walz flashbacks about Italy. The punchline coming to me was simply destiny
@@FreedomToons well done on the art on this one
@@FreedomToons I seem to remember a certain first lady that claimed being under fire in a helicopter. Aren't delusions of grandeur linked to schizophrenia?
Tim Walz shudders in horror mumbling over and over... "They told me it was Alfredo Sauce," as he stares off into nothingness.
But Alfredo was the name of the horse.
Aww hell nah
Lol! Underrated comment.
Poor Al hasn’t been the same since.
😂
Hold up.
I live in Italy. Now you understand why we have to get pasta every day. To escape Pasta Traumatic Stress Disorder. It starts only when you stop eating it.
True dat. I married an native Italian and then 7 years later get diagnosed Celiac. You talk about PTSD....
@@Carbonara812Name checks out.
Really? My Italian friend said his started when he saw what passes as pasta over here.
Do meatballs alleviate your symptoms? or just make it worse?..
There's been studies of Oregano seasoning helping alleviate the homicidal symptoms from the PTSD afflicted
"THEY CALLED IT FOOTBALL BUT THEY WERE PLAYING SOCCER!"
Superb.
They are filming movies about Walz’s tour of duty, his trips to China, and his relationship with farm animals: “Full Dinner Jacket,” “Great Walz of China,” and “The Horse Gargler.”
More like "Full Metal Jerk off." 😁
Horse gargler?
There's some story he drank horse seme.n dunno if its true@@gifthorse3675
@@gifthorse3675 Tim drank a gallon of horse semen on a bet and ended up being rushed to the ER to get his stomach pumped.
@@gifthorse3675 I just looked it up. It's a reference to a story about him ingesting horse semen.
"You don't know war things Vance, I did the war things in the war" - Tim who stole some valor
Did Vance do war things? I haven’t paid much attention but I don’t think he’s gone on about war things.
@@madtabby66He was a reporter, so not really.
Vance hasn't been touting his service as him doing special things. He says he was a reporter in the marines, did a tour in Iraq in 03, and then had an uneventful remainder of contract, which is factual. Walz likes to say he went to combat(he didnt) as a csm(he got promoted to that rank but never finished requirements to hold the rank, so was demoted)
When you purposefully misspeak, that's called a "lie."
ONLY if you're Republican
Yeah I always considered misspeaking when I didn’t make my point clear.
Silly me
@@madtabby66Oh, that point was perfectly clear time after time after time for years. If it takes you 10 years to "clarify" your point, you're the slowest SOB on the planet.
Harris/Walz 2024 the spitter and the quitter
Stealing this like Biden stole the 2020 election.
When your ptsd is from a backfiring fiat.
"You're welcome for my service." - Tim Walz, probably.
Why walk through life when you can Walz?
Ok, now THAT was good!
Because wallz can't walk and wallz ain't gonna build themselves either.
@smileemailee Nice
The Trump campaign should include that line in some of their upcoming ads😂
**Blue Danube Waltz intensifies**
I think the Hallow Angel just killed that guy..
no hes ok if you listen closely you can hear hes still making noises
Which is why it's FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Did you just assume that man's gender?!
@Theranthrope "What is a Guy?" - Matt Walsh probably
@@FreedomToons I'm not sure that's better
"One man's socialism is another man's neighborliness." Somehow that makes sense
what, you've never starved your neighbor to death and then locked their child in prison for complaining about it?
Don't answer that. You have the right to remain silent.
@@santroff5050thanks fam
@@FreedomToons yes!
Yes in a world of moral relativism. Which is what reigns today.
I'm in Italy right now... and let me tell you...
...I've seen things! I'VE SEEN MANY THINGS!!
THE WAVES AND WAVES... on the beaches... THEY JUST KEEP COMING!
MOST EVERYONE HERE... SPEAKS... ITALIAN!!! 😱
...I pray I'll return home someday to the US ...where I can safely go grocery shopping... WHILE PACKING! 😭
I’ve been to Italy twice. I’m still not sure what side of the road they drive on. Seems to be wherever there’s space.
*God knows how he’ll ever deal with an entity called the “Senate.”*
He will be the Senate.
All who gain power are afraid to lose it
Tifa from FF7 will destroy this man.
(If you know, you know)
@xSilentZeroXx I see what you did there. 🥶
@@teutonicknight23 Not yet
You're never too old for spaghetti flashbacks.
I served Spaghetti-Os to an Italian. I’m sure he still has flashbacks.
my pockets will never be the same since all the spaghetti fell out of them.
I have this about the pasta they served in the school cafeteria. Something about that macaroni wasn't right.
Man that guardian angel at the end lol, I wasn't expecting him to flatten the olympian.
Should've been titled "Call of Duty: Modern Walzfare."
Saving Private Waltz.
Lt. Waltz you ain't got no pasta
Command Master Liar
The Harris-Walz ticket is hands down the most CRINGE and extreme ticket we've ever had
Biden and Harris was even worse
@@feartheghusno Biden is not a communist just a corpo
Which is gonna make their cheat unbearable
Yep, it’s a commie ticket. They are extreme
@@feartheghusummm... no. Walz publicly said socialism is "neighborliness", passed a law that allowed abortion doctors to let babies that survive botched abortions die, created a tip line to have neighbors report on each other during Covid, allowed his state to burn during the riots of 2020 and put tampon dispensers in k-12 public school boys bathrooms. That's just scratching the surface. He's a Marxist lunatic and he combined with Harris are by far the most radical ticket in American history. Their election would spell doom for the Republic, either via bankruptcy, or cw.
I actually loved that the Hollow ad was about thanking god for our achievements with a context to sports, specially seeing so many brave athlets facing consequences for stating their beliefs during olimpics. Many from my country did not feared and prophesed their faiths to the whole world to see despite the french organization explicitly prohibited. We need more people brave like them
As an actual Iraq Combat vet, thank you for doing this
Tim thought those horses in Italy were alfredo sauce dispensers.
Neigh it ain’t so!
Dead. I'm dead right now.
I had a coworker who spent time in Vietnam. Did he have PTSD from it? Hell no! He was there in the 2010s, visiting one of our overseas suppliers. The worst thing they did to him was volunteering to teach him a few Vietnamese words, so they could laugh at him when he mispronounced them.
Tampon Tim is not to be mocked like this!
(Giggles)
I'm not a christian but those Hollow ads >> OMFG >>>>>>>>>> "I'd like to thank myself for.........." >>> "YOU SHOULD THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
Bro, it’d be hilarious if you used it because of that. Lmao.
That lighting from beneath is a great touch.
Those flashbacks seem more accurate! 🤣
I tried to join the Army as a Mechanic but I got rejected for medical reasons, I had 2 great grandfathers that fought under the Italian flag during both world wars, my 2 uncles served in the U.S Marines and U.S Coast Guard, and 3 Cousins that served in the Navy, the Air Force and Army, I would never lie about military service, I wear hats in support of them never anything that says veteran Tim Walz should be ashamed of that.
Same. Seems I wasn’t constantly getting bronchitis as a child, it was asthma. But it was peace time and not a huge deal.
I lied about the asthma and went in the Air Force only to blow my knee up. I lied about that too. I'm not a veteran and never will say I am. @@madtabby66
Bootlicking dog
"I wear hats in support of them never anything that says veteran Tim Walz should be ashamed of that." Do me a favor, re-write it in Italian so I can plug it into a translator app. Thanks.
Italy fought for the nazis in wwii.
Why does this guy look 85? He’s only 60!
You clearly weren’t in ‘Nam’ like Tim Walz
Evil drastically ages the body to look corpse like. Just ask Palpatine.
@@zerosen1972 Palpatine looked corpse like because of his fight with Mace Windu, though.
I made almost exactly the same comment before seeing yours. He’s freakishly old looking.
Adrenochrome is a hell of a drug
Walz fought bravely in the Pizza Wars, taking out a pizza oven at Dominoes with a grenade then charging into Pizza Hut taking everyone prisoner!
Italians would approve this message. Tired of hearing “that’s not real pizza!”
Came for the video, always stay for Hallow ad.
Strange how Walz looks more like Elmer Fudd in real life than his cartoon version does.
Don’t Dis Elmer like that!
@@madtabby66 I meant the cartoon version they did of Walz. Either way, Elmer should sue.
After a few years of learning how to get Bribes like the Biden family when Senile Joe was VP, he will be a millionaire who owns a mansion and a yacht!
1:55 The violent shaking is perfect! Haha
I'm glad I got a Tim Walz campaign add before this video. Glad they're helping to put a face to the story
There were no tampons in the men’s bathroom over in Italy which I guess haunts him to this day
Tim Walz veteran of the fierce Italian maitre D's and and Super Mario.😂
The food was too spicy there
I Love this one so much
"The trees are criticizing how I cook my pastas!!!"
>when even the trees know more about how to cook pasta then the average person outside of Italy
Legit.
It's sad that this version of events is somehow more flattering than what actually occurred. The man borderline committed dissertation
You’ve been autocorrected.
The thing is, people wouldn’t even bring up the borderline desertion if he hadn’t lied about his rank and combat service. If he was honest about those two then he could have said “I put in for retirement before we were called up” and that would be that.
Pretty sure he actually did get the title, it was just revoked later because there were prerequisites to it that hadn't been met due to rules that changed after he had the rank. Accusing him of stolen valor is a very odd hill to die on, in terms to relevance to policy, which WOULD be a relevant thing to bring up
Mamma Mia....THEY'RE SPEAKING ITALAINNN! AHHHHHHHHH!!! 🤣
The hallow ad is some of the best parts of each video. Need to do the Hallow angel series.
now I want to play _Mario's European Truck Simulator_
so thanks for that unfulfillable desire
best Hallow ad writer ever
That last joke. Perfect dad joke. A+. You just gotta find a lady, settle down, have a small army of little Seamuses, and then hit them with your A material.
You are ready.
Sincerely,
The Council of Dads
“They called it football, but they were playing soccer” lol
He was at the forefront of the Tampon theater in Minneapolis.
Thank you posting about daily prayer at the end of your videos
THEY CALLED IT FOOTBALL BUT THEY WERE PLAYING SOCCER!!!
His PTSD face 😂
Best Hallow ads, yet.
Request: Do a Hallow ad compilation.
the way his expression just gets darker each time is priceless
as someone in the UK, "they called it football but they were playing soccer" was also priceless
Modern Walz Disney. His whole life is a lying, cringe woke mess.
"YOU CANT KEEP DOING THISSSSS"
Nothing about the dozen+ times he claimed to retire as a command sergeant major? He retired as a master sergeant.
Why? I mean if he didn’t lie about everything else he could stick with “I retired”
"They call it football, but they're playing soccer!!!" Love your stuff!
10 out of 10!!!! You don't know how scary Tours of Italy can be! Especially after salad and breadsticks. Not even going to mention never-ending pasta bowls
The driving is what frightened me. Give me the autobahn any day.
And the taxi driver laughing at how pale I was looking.
The flying spaghetti monster nightmare is real for poor old Timbo.
Ramen
1:19 Not gonna lie, I get it now
"Imposter Dramatic Stress Disorder"😂
Awe yes, I remember the great Italian war between the plumber brothers and King Kong, and then Godzilla joined in on the fight, so many casualties
Dude, you literally predicted that wide-eyed face he made at the debate LOLOLOL
😂going to tell my kids this is St. Michael 2:16
Satanist turns a cross upside down, saint Micheal: 2:16
Pretty sure it is
Love this. Thank you
0:51 “Mario’s European Truck Simulator”
0:53 - Miyamoto better get “ON THAT”!!!!!
💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵
Be careful the UK may come arrest you for wrong speak😂
Who needs to go that far? Canada will be there in a few months.
When I was storming the beaches of Normandy in 2022, I was the first to leave the water to reach the ice cream shop
0:51 best mario game, stunning, inclusive, many deis, much stunning, much brave.
More like Im-Pasta Traumatic Stress Disorder
I didn't think that he would join the French in loosing a battle with an Italian!🤣
I'm gonna use "The trees are speaking Italian" on my Italian wife 😂
Came for the Toon.... stayed for the "Say your prayers!!!!!!"
I got a Harris-Walz ad after this video.
Thanks for posting
I only misspoke when i said i had a billion dollars in the bank. 🤷🏼♂️
The bank should still honor the check i wrote for a new Lamborghini...
Pretty sure everyone here knows about Tim Walz but for those who don't really care too much about the current happenings,
Tim Walz was a Master Sergeant who was obligated to complete a series of tasks in order to attain and maintain the rank of CSM (Command Sergeant Major), of which included the completion of CSM school and keeping within service for at least an additional 2 years after the completion of the Academy. He began the school in 2003, finished it in 2005 where he was later assigned as the CSM of the 1/125th Field Artillery Reg.
In the dawn of 2005, his unit was notified that they would be deployed to Iraq for a Combat Tour, Walz addressed his soldiers that he would be leading them through this tour and then suddenly in May of 2005 Walz is able to get discharged from the army in a "Pursuit of a Political Career." This means that he did not keep his promise to the army of 2 additional years of service in order to retain the rank of CSM, which essentially means he would've retired as a Master Sergeant but for some weird reason he is discharged as a CSM and parades this rank around proudly as if he earned the right to do so.
So basically, not only is Walz claiming to be something he isn't, he also abandoned the very soldiers he made a promise to.
"Pasta-traumatic"
You're doing God's work, Seamus. Keep it up.
This is THE best channel on yt. Change my mind!
Can't believe this is the first I'm seeing this channel. Hilarious! You need to do an episode on Walz living in China as well.
I love the Halo ads. The guardian angel wearing the dude like a medal chefs kiss