Yep if mobile games did not exist madden would of changed and had to take risks because they would earn no cash over releasing the same game over and over again but they had to add gambling mechanics to ruin sport games like I don’t know how EA sports earn billions of dollars and put no effort into any sport games at all
@@Mrnoobestreturns it’s really frustrating for myself as a football fan and a big gamer. I see all of the other great games developers are making and it is so discouraging to see the end result of all the billions ea makes on madden.
'This game highlights a growing trend in mobile gaming that's starting to dominate its landscape, and I promise you if it is not checked it will start to threaten our core games as well.' He warned us... we didn't listen... by god we didn't listen...
I love how Joe only gets angry with bullshit. He's not just angry for the sake of being angry and drawing attention to himself. His anger is always justified and you just want to listen to him vent all day!
7 years later and joe was right... look what mobile gaming has caused in actual games, so many micro transactions. Joe was a prophet and he tried to warn us, but we didn’t listen
10 years later it's even worse. Car company now impliment micro transactions in their cars... Extra fees to unlock the full horsepower of your car already there or suscription for heating seats!
22:00 - 22:15 You called it 2013 Angry Joe, you were right. Thank you for including this in your list and calling it out! And continuing to do so (and continiuing to work so damn much!). - Sincerely, 2021 :( I'm sad, but I'd be a lot sadder if we didn't still have content creators like Angry Joe and Jim Sterling.
Old Angry Joe videos are like the perfect portal to the past / time capsule for me. Just taking me back to the last years of last decade and the early years of this one where I chilled in my room playing many of these games on PC and my xbox 360
For those who can't be arsed listening to much hate for 5 + min pr. game, here is a list to quickly switch between: 02:13 - Number 10 - Madden 25 "Next-Gen" 08:40 - Number 09 - Total War: Rome II 11:52 - Number 08 - Star Trek: The Video Game 15:05 - Number 07 - Ryse/Knack 17:44 - Number 06 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 19:39 - Number 05 - Star Trek: Trexels 23:37 - Number 04 - Walking Dead: Survival Instinct 26:24 - Number 03 - Aliens: Colonial Marines 32:59 - Number 02 - Fighter Within 38:05 - Number 01 - Ride to Hell: Retribution
10) Yep. Next Gen Madden wasn't good. 9) Angry Joe summed that up nicely. 8) Interestingly, J.J Abrams was emotionally hurt by the game's failure and it kind of hurt the release of Star Trek Into Darkness. 7) I didn't play Ryse but Knack was okay. Just disappointing. 6) Reminds me of Sonic 06 with its glitches and bugs. 5) God I hate Trexels. 4) Like Angry Joe said, the opposite of how to treat a license with respect. 3) Someone in the comments provided the whole controversy behind the game which is kind of a shame. Yeah it's better but the damage has been already done. 2) I feel that Microsoft can't make a Kinect if it meant saving their asses. 1) I have no comment on that. It just sucks.
Snoop Dog and many others are advocating for the return of the NCAA series. He even said that NCAA 14 was the only reason he is keeping his Xbox 360 next to his Xbox One. He is a huge Football fan and like most, he believes Madden is lazy as hell and the team doesn't do the attention to detail like the NCAA team did.
I got one thing from this list... companies are very good at marketing and advertising but execute poorly. In the near future games will cost even more and offer even less.
And this is why we should put more faith in indie developers, who can't just make a terrible game and shrug it off. Indie developers MUST make good games or it their companies head.
To be honest SpecOpsDoctor, i do believe this would happen even before, if there would be no piracy. You know i just have this feeling, i can't prove it... AND NO, i don't support them, but yeah i'm gonna be honest, if i see a game and i cant find "TRUE" review, i download pirate version and if game is good i buy it. Fck it, i like my hard earned money too much to spend it on games like last 3 on this list and more. Hate me for that if you want, but i am grateful to pirates to save me money on crap >.< I'm also grateful to people like Joe, to HONESTLY say how game is, not lying about it :@ And yeah, like companies didn't already tried to pay for good reviews, so people would get fucked >.< But enough of this, i do hope in 2014 we get less shit releases!
***** All i want to see is good games like we used to see in the ps2 era where games were full of content and fun. Today we have what it takes to make brilliant games but what you see is less and less offered content and more and more DLC content. If indie comps can give us good games then ill support them, but I guess we will have to wait to see.
To everyone saying "I thought the first was going to be CoD Ghosts..." Listen to this. If you're sick of the premise that CoD gives, the "Shoot enemies and win game" formula, then every fps game is to blame. Tell me one fps game, where you don't shoot people or enemies to win the game.
Fifa actually changed this year, I'm not a fan of fifa but fifa fifteen is actually quite good looking graphically an friends of mine say it plays well
Nuclear Matt I was thinking of the ai voice from Conkers Bad Fur Day. "Throw the alien out. And shut the bloody door." " Youre not very good at this, are you?"
I wouldn’t say Joe‘s dedication has diminished but his passion peaked back then and I hope he may one day return. These videos are iconic in the UA-cam canon, at least imo.
TheOfficialSOG that is the point it's not funny its a serious problem created buy mobile games but riddling AAA titles with day one DLC, micro-transactions and cut content
"...a growing trend in mobile gaming that's starting to dominate its landscape, and I promise you, if it is not checked, it will threaten our core games as well." Hmm...Assassin's Creed: Unity, Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare...yep. You called it, Joe. Microtransactions are threating our AAA games. I played Advanced Warfare, and I'm proud to say I never spent a dollar on DLC or microtransactions. The game itself was good enough; I'm not giving them any more of my dough. Not fucking worth it.
The thing with Survival Instinct, is that the devs could've actually made a good game if Activision hadn't forced them to release it so incredibly soon.
Rome II was by far the biggest letdown of the year. I was hyped for years before the release knowing they would make a sequel to the famous Rome but wow was it fucking horrible. Fire the A.I. director and whoever was in charge of stripping the original game of all its features!
I agree, and although Rome 2 is much improved from the release, it's still not a Total War game I love to play, and so far I've only played it to try and get my moneys worth, not because I truly enjoy it. It's still unplayable without mods imo, and I always play the TW vanilla first, Rome 2 being the exception :(
Why are you always commenting on everything I watch? When I go to sleep do I morph into two people and sign into a different account where I have people that actually watch my videos?
I get where you're coming from. I have a friend who loved the campaign too. I'm more of an RPG guy so I'm very particular about how stories are done. I also get how the online would be bad from your perspective. Since it's COD it obviously has issues that have been there since COD4 like spawn logic (or lack thereof.) I liked how the had some decent sized maps again. (For COD anyway) I liked a few of the weapons too, but like I said I understand the things that would turn a person off from the online there were some pretty bullshit things like being spawned in someone's crosshairs. (I've been on both sides of that one.)
Stephan Sanchez, yhea but thier where a few other ones too. First the game is too easy, multiplayer is so easy with the health being too low. Second you had to choose your objective that you wanted to do whitch is stupid for cod because it makes it hard to level up. The 3rd thing is that the game has is that the guns are too OP because the health is so low.
it would be fine if they booted out either Treyarch or IW so it would be every 2 years a CoD comes out so they have more time to improve on it... or Activision would slave drive the single company to pump out a CoD every year
The problem is that neither of those developers has any talent for making games. It takes them way too long to remove major problems (as in several games) and even then they only add something in that is almost as bad in its place. Take the Juggernaut perk for example. Everyone hated it, but it took three games between the two companies to to finally get rid of it, only to replace it with Painkiller. There's a game on Kongregate.com (Contract Wars) which is almost at the level of any given CoD game, but with a fraction of the amount of developers working on it and a very small budget, if any, so there's no excuse whatsoever for CoD being the way it is.
Midget Tosser Well maybe if they weren't forced to have a 2 year development cycle they would've come up with something different.Besides there's really not much you can add to an FPS these days,or at least I can't think of anything original you could(or maybe I have a poor imagination lol).IMO the only thing they can do is get rid of some annoying stuff and do some balancing.And merging the two studios might be good cause even with the 2 year development they'd still have more people working on the game.But even if activision did that they'd still be popping COD out every year which is a shame.Also COD ghosts was utter shit (and that's coming from a die hard COD fan so that probably means they've got to change something).
The problem isn't the development time, though. They have a ton of people working on each game and yet the game I mentioned earlier (Contract Wars), which had only a handful of developers and little-to-no budget is almost on par with any given entry in the CoD franchise. The problem is laziness and lack of creativity. And,@TheMaverick234, there's a lot you can do with an FPS. Take a look at Battlefield, Red Orchestra or Arma if you don't believe it. CoD's system is the crudest form of an FPS and should not be looked to as the beacon of creativity that it is commonly accepted as.
***** Exactly, but at this point they're already playing catch-up with other shooters, so if they let it get to the point where they have no choice but to change the formula then it will likely be the final nail in the coffin for the series.
Im glad someone finally said something about Madden. We honestly only buy it to get the updated roster lately. They should come out with Madden every three years and just let you update the rosters online to keep roster up to date for three seasons. They seriously need to upgrade the game to another level.
yeah predictable story granted and more like crappy gameplay, but it's told told greatly nonetheless with amazing character development. also i was just using it as an example because as far as i know it's one of the games i know joe hasn't played. even though it's joes 'has played' list i don't feel it acceptable for someone to create a top # list without experiencing all of the top games. and yes i do know it's impossible to play all the games released.. but you know what i'm saying..
Here is an Idea for a Madden type game, Take the typical Madden fare, then add fantasy creature like Orc, elves, dragons etc, give them a ballanced skill set, and put them in a football team with more violent interplay and the inclusion of protection and offense Spells, I call it Fantasy Football
This is Joe's 10 Worst List, not everyone's list. Do not hate on Joe because you disagree with a ranking or you think something else should have been on there. State why you disagree in the comments like a sane human being and people will judge the truth of your opinion on their own.
"The same shit every year" It's going to be call of duty "Every fucking year its the same shit and it is no different this time" Definitely going to be call of duty "No one gets away with it like" call of duty "Madden" God damnit
Ozzorik Heartsworn Yes. Also, in 2013, he reviewed GTA V, Saints Row 4, Killzone: Shadow Fall, Dragon Commander, Deadpool, Metro: Last Light, Star Command iOS, Injustice, Defiance, Bioshock Infinite, Tomb Raider, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance and DmC: Devil May Cry, and none of those are on this list.
Yeah true, so I guess its going to be the 5 worst games of 2014 instead of worst 10. Since some of the games he reviewed got decent reviews even though he complained A LOT about them, he reminds me a little bit of IGN now tbh.
Madden literally has still not changed. Unbelievable.
Yep if mobile games did not exist madden would of changed and had to take risks because they would earn no cash over releasing the same game over and over again but they had to add gambling mechanics to ruin sport games like I don’t know how EA sports earn billions of dollars and put no effort into any sport games at all
@@Mrnoobestreturns it’s really frustrating for myself as a football fan and a big gamer. I see all of the other great games developers are making and it is so discouraging to see the end result of all the billions ea makes on madden.
It changes... they change the number on title every year
@OneLuckyWriter much worse, it’s beyond inexcusable now. Just a cash in and ea knows it, and they don’t care.
Same with most EA sports games
'This game highlights a growing trend in mobile gaming that's starting to dominate its landscape, and I promise you if it is not checked it will start to threaten our core games as well.'
He warned us... we didn't listen... by god we didn't listen...
I was thinking the same thing. Its kinda scary
Your right.
He had no idea at that time how bad it would get.
@Stolen Health Pack His Foresight in this things, MY GAWD we didn't not know how bad it could get
Just wait another 5 years. We'll come back here and be like "Fucking fuck" instead of just the normal fuck
I love how Joe only gets angry with bullshit. He's not just angry for the sake of being angry and drawing attention to himself. His anger is always justified and you just want to listen to him vent all day!
I swear it seems like you comment on every video i watch. Although i've mostly been watching Maximilian's videos so that's probably why...
bioheroplayer Now Kiss!
WTF there is a Madden 2013 ad here lol
Bernardo Heusi ikr wtf is that doing here?
I like people who Vent
7 years later...Madden still hasn't changed.
Madden has change. Has become worst than ever
@@zapato6071 You're God damn right
Why would it? they put so little effort, and make fucktons of money. On a business standpoint it's perfect
@@hentikirby7142 Uhm isn't business exactly about making money???
@@hentikirby7142 then i guess most of the people with what they do, it doesn't change much BUT HEY they still buy it a lot
I'm waiting for the next gen HD remaster of Ride to Hell.
Sean Boyle and motion controlled sex scenes only with the Kinnect
Tammy Shuffett With oculus rift support
Jacob gordon Virtual boy support
with a CD based attactment to go with it
Tammy Shuffett And the Power Glove
EA = Electronic Atrocities
/_FR0STB1T3_/ Enormous Assholes
Except for the bioware games.
Marc Pino
And than Mass Effect 3 happend...
WH250398 It was good until the final space battle
Marc Pino
And the ending... hehehe... Your choices will matter!!! Now choose the color of your explosion
7 years later and joe was right... look what mobile gaming has caused in actual games, so many micro transactions. Joe was a prophet and he tried to warn us, but we didn’t listen
now with the raise of NFTs it's moving onto desktop gaming too
I knew he had a point. But hey, at least it led to some developers capitalizing on microtransactions by... not having them. XD
10 years later it's even worse.
Car company now impliment micro transactions in their cars...
Extra fees to unlock the full horsepower of your car already there or suscription for heating seats!
I had a feeling back in 2014 mobile gaming would be a detrimental. I was 14.
What could we do? It was inevitable.
22:00 - 22:15 You called it 2013 Angry Joe, you were right. Thank you for including this in your list and calling it out! And continuing to do so (and continiuing to work so damn much!).
- Sincerely, 2021 :(
I'm sad, but I'd be a lot sadder if we didn't still have content creators like Angry Joe and Jim Sterling.
Not sure why you do this, but I hope to see you here again if me or you remember this in 2023.
Reminder
2024 reminders
Just when i heard "Everything is alive" it started to sound like "Everything is a lie" which is funny because its true.
Old Angry Joe videos are like the perfect portal to the past / time capsule for me.
Just taking me back to the last years of last decade and the early years of this one where I chilled in my room playing many of these games on PC and my xbox 360
2013: pay in f2p mobile games
2020: pay in AAA full price games
Kirk and Spock combined... Instead of Spirk, wouldn't it be...
KOCK. CAUSE THAT'S WHAT THAT GAME WAS. IT SUCKED COMPLETE AND UTTER KOCK.
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Jonah Morrisguys i am sure the game in number 1 would be in number 1 of the best games of 2013 if they were naked during sex..... lol
Jonah Morris LOL Cleaver. Seriously I laughed my ass off.
Brandon Roberts very true, my friend.
Jonah Morris BA DUM TSS
My Personal Favorite Angry Joe Quote:
"You Done Fucked it Up."
- Angry Joe
I laugh every time I here this :D
"You wanna know why? because FUCK YOU GIMME MONEY!"
"The camera sucks! It sucks pee pee." - Other Joe 2013
Just got to that part as i read this xD
this guy is better than "ign"
Uzair Khan totally
umm ign kinda sucks lol
youre not setting too high standards...
Ign just likes any game they would properly give one of the Fifa games like a 8/10
Uzair Khan far better
Well in 2019 micro transactions are everywhere joe you were right
And now it worse than ever + Corona😅👌🏼
God help us. Sacred to see the next 10 years
2020 agora burroooo
@@jordijordi6846 fraudemia seu burrio
@@TheFlawlessray pay $39 for walk
Everything is alive.
Everything is alive.
Everything is a lie.
Everything is a lie.
The games are a lie.
The cake is a lie.
old meme
I like how fast it escalated
11:09 Was anyone else freaked out when background Joe poked forward joe in the ear?
wet willy!
"Everything's alive"
I think he mispronnouced "Everything is a lie".
RIP biscuit :(
I miss him already 😢😢
We'll forever miss that beautiful cynical brit. :(
For those who can't be arsed listening to much hate for 5 + min pr. game, here is a list to quickly switch between:
02:13 - Number 10 - Madden 25 "Next-Gen"
08:40 - Number 09 - Total War: Rome II
11:52 - Number 08 - Star Trek: The Video Game
15:05 - Number 07 - Ryse/Knack
17:44 - Number 06 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
19:39 - Number 05 - Star Trek: Trexels
23:37 - Number 04 - Walking Dead: Survival Instinct
26:24 - Number 03 - Aliens: Colonial Marines
32:59 - Number 02 - Fighter Within
38:05 - Number 01 - Ride to Hell: Retribution
10) Yep. Next Gen Madden wasn't good.
9) Angry Joe summed that up nicely.
8) Interestingly, J.J Abrams was emotionally hurt by the game's failure and it kind of hurt the release of Star Trek Into Darkness.
7) I didn't play Ryse but Knack was okay. Just disappointing.
6) Reminds me of Sonic 06 with its glitches and bugs.
5) God I hate Trexels.
4) Like Angry Joe said, the opposite of how to treat a license with respect.
3) Someone in the comments provided the whole controversy behind the game which is kind of a shame. Yeah it's better but the damage has been already done.
2) I feel that Microsoft can't make a Kinect if it meant saving their asses.
1) I have no comment on that. It just sucks.
Joe you are the only honest voice in games media. Sadly it's not enough to stem the tides of scams these companies put out each year.
EA sports. It's not in the game.
It's in the DLC!
"Put up with it with the next 10 years, eight years...""
*Watches Worst Game List of 2019*
Yup, Joe pretty much called it. Screw Madden.
Yes
Snoop Dog and many others are advocating for the return of the NCAA series. He even said that NCAA 14 was the only reason he is keeping his Xbox 360 next to his Xbox One. He is a huge Football fan and like most, he believes Madden is lazy as hell and the team doesn't do the attention to detail like the NCAA team did.
Ea trailer makes me think of how mcdonalds burgers look amazing on tv but it's like what the fuck when it comes to the real thing
It''s all like falling apart and shit, and I just say to myself "How am I even supposed to eat this?"
They don't show the Mandatory Employee Sandwich Punching in the commercials, that's where they get you.
And that is why I always order the Chicken at Mcdonald's
So glad you included Madden... what a fucking JOKE of a franchise!
It really is, but look how much money that guy is making lol. IMO, pretty much any sports game series is a joke.
TrueUnderDawgGaming
not nba
jayzza b Actually NBA 2K14 was a pretty big joke this year.
jayzza b it is, its horrible
TrueUnderDawgGaming NBA 2K is a great game only downside to 2K is their online servers but other than that they win in all aspect!
Who the fuck in their right mind would pay all of that money for Star Trek Trexels?!
TheMadMadman Star Trek Fanboys I guess
+Jacob gordon "dumb" star trek fanboys
+TheMadMadman crazy people, maybe there's a mental hospital for people who do that
I got one thing from this list... companies are very good at marketing and advertising but execute poorly. In the near future games will cost even more and offer even less.
And this is why we should put more faith in indie developers, who can't just make a terrible game and shrug it off. Indie developers MUST make good games or it their companies head.
***** Give this man a cookie!!!!
***** *gives you a cookie*
To be honest SpecOpsDoctor, i do believe this would happen even before, if there would be no piracy. You know i just have this feeling, i can't prove it... AND NO, i don't support them, but yeah i'm gonna be honest, if i see a game and i cant find "TRUE" review, i download pirate version and if game is good i buy it. Fck it, i like my hard earned money too much to spend it on games like last 3 on this list and more. Hate me for that if you want, but i am grateful to pirates to save me money on crap >.< I'm also grateful to people like Joe, to HONESTLY say how game is, not lying about it :@
And yeah, like companies didn't already tried to pay for good reviews, so people would get fucked >.<
But enough of this, i do hope in 2014 we get less shit releases!
***** All i want to see is good games like we used to see in the ps2 era where games were full of content and fun. Today we have what it takes to make brilliant games but what you see is less and less offered content and more and more DLC content.
If indie comps can give us good games then ill support them, but I guess we will have to wait to see.
To everyone saying "I thought the first was going to be CoD Ghosts..." Listen to this.
If you're sick of the premise that CoD gives, the "Shoot enemies and win game" formula, then every fps game is to blame.
Tell me one fps game, where you don't shoot people or enemies to win the game.
How about dayz XD
somerandom dude It's not really an fps
i stopped playing fps all together, they are not as fun as when i was 10 and was easily amused :P
Would TF2 count
Not every fps game is a montage of bad ai and blowing people up. Halo requires much more skill and has much more in it.
Who wants to bet that "You done fucked it up" should be a meme. Hell, I'd make a gif out of it if anyone wants.
do it
*****
Only if it makes sense. This here relates to companies that fucked up bad.
*****
do you even lift bro?
Put "Shameful display" with it.
silentecho92able You just gave me an ingenious idea.
I thought No. 10 was CoD. At least it sounded like it.
Me? I thought it was Fifa
Fifa actually changed this year, I'm not a fan of fifa but fifa fifteen is actually quite good looking graphically an friends of mine say it plays well
The same description could easily be changed to fit cod
TheYogscast4Ever hahaha same
I am Good cat >changed
yeah, female teams WHAT A HUGE CHANGE /s
goddmn fifa fanboys, go fuck off
#10 - 2:11
#9 - 8:40
#8 - 11:50
#7 - 15:03
#6 - 17:44
#5 - 19:39
#4 - 23:38
#3 - 26:24
#2 - 32:59
#1 - 38:05
I like it how emotional you are while describing the games, it makes me really somehow "bond" with you. :) You're getting subbed mister!
Polish guys. Polish guys everywhere :D
"You press a button, you throw her out the airlock." JAVIK WOULD BE PROUD!!!
Javik from Mass Effect
thank you for killing the joke
Nuclear Matt He wrote the ending!
Gearbox was solely concentrating on Borderlands fuck all else.....
Nuclear Matt I was thinking of the ai voice from Conkers Bad Fur Day. "Throw the alien out. And shut the bloody door." " Youre not very good at this, are you?"
I wouldn’t say Joe‘s dedication has diminished but his passion peaked back then and I hope he may one day return. These videos are iconic in the UA-cam canon, at least imo.
you cant spell steal without EA
i predict ride to hell is going to be number 1, now lets watch the video
I'm with you. I just clicked play after reading your comment.
austin24mckee Agreed. But 100% in the list XD
Mobile gaming is the cancer of games
seems like all the big video game dogs are fucking up
Cancer's serious, don't laugh about it...
TheOfficialSOG that is the point it's not funny its a serious problem created buy mobile games but riddling AAA titles with day one DLC, micro-transactions and cut content
TheOfficialSOG
Thank you 8 year old child. Your in-depth views on morality and free speech have touched my heart.
Celer Manni lmfao
Lol I thought he was gonna say Call Of Duty for the first game. lol Instead it was Madden. XD
I thought so to!
Me too. Until i remember that COD at least adds new stuff every year.
+DSI Gameboy "Until i remember that COD at least adds new stuff every year." Nothing original, at least.
exactly
cod is always at least passable
- Gives Creative Assembly shit for TW:R2
- CA responds with Alien: Isolation
.... Well played CA. Well played.
Thanks for taking time to check out my vids and including them, means alot!
I always love how much time and effort are but into AngryJoe videos. They're always at least 25 minutes :D
"...a growing trend in mobile gaming that's starting to dominate its landscape, and I promise you, if it is not checked, it will threaten our core games as well."
Hmm...Assassin's Creed: Unity, Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare...yep. You called it, Joe. Microtransactions are threating our AAA games. I played Advanced Warfare, and I'm proud to say I never spent a dollar on DLC or microtransactions. The game itself was good enough; I'm not giving them any more of my dough. Not fucking worth it.
I'm glad that Joe touched on Madden. It literally never changes. Literally. Literally. L I T T E R A L L Y!
2013 had some abortions of a game.
It's amazing how this was a 45 minute video and I watched the entire thing without leaving my seat. You've got me hooked, Joe!
"FEAR ME I AM SPURK!!!" More like "FEAR ME I AM KOCK!!!!!" xp xp xp
+Joe “The Vault Dweller” Dowd I was waiting for someone to say this. lol
***** I was too!!!! xD xD xD
+Joe ”The Vault Dweller” Dowd Experience experience experience
I love how there was still 20 minutes left when he got to number 3. That's when you know the last three games REALLY sucked.
I seriously thought that when he said "the same sh*t every year" that no.10 was gonna be COD: Ghosts.
when he said same shit every year i thought it was going to be call of duty
lol
TheFallenJ I thought it was cod too
Thank God Alien: Isolation showed up. I had pretty much lost hope in a good Alien game until then...
*Aliens: Colonial Marines
Euzko Gudariak *Alien: Isolation
+Itz Deathstroke *aliens:colonial marines you idiot
paul moon *Alien: Isolation
Wtf, how did you think alien Isolation was bad!?
Finally Joe back to his roots. Was getting really tired of filler videos.
The thing with Survival Instinct, is that the devs could've actually made a good game if Activision hadn't forced them to release it so incredibly soon.
I hope there's at least one "YOU DUN FUCKED IT UP!" on this list.
I 100% agree XD
"When you fuck up the God damn bike sounds on your goddamn biker game, You know you Dun fucked it up!"
Everyone thought number 10 was gonna be Call of Duty: Ghosts, didn't they?
Especially when Joe said "The same shit, every fucking year"
+666kingdrummer Yeah even tho cod changes every year...
+4nia 4ever charcters and devolpers might
+666kingdrummer I thought it was gonna be Assassins Creed
when he said for the next 10 years i thought he meant destiny lol
+Morgan Clasper fifa 14 wasnt that bad, 15 and 16 were terriblec though
Rome II was by far the biggest letdown of the year. I was hyped for years before the release knowing they would make a sequel to the famous Rome but wow was it fucking horrible. Fire the A.I. director and whoever was in charge of stripping the original game of all its features!
X: Rebirth was equally disappointing.
Aliens Colonial Marines was a way bigger letdown
I agree, and although Rome 2 is much improved from the release, it's still not a Total War game I love to play, and so far I've only played it to try and get my moneys worth, not because I truly enjoy it. It's still unplayable without mods imo, and I always play the TW vanilla first, Rome 2 being the exception :(
Good God, Ride to Hell: Retribution... It's so hard to unsee and unthink that game. Absolutely TERRIBLE...
what is the song at 10:50?
Ich Weiss nicht
Why are you always commenting on everything I watch? When I go to sleep do I morph into two people and sign into a different account where I have people that actually watch my videos?
fallen6191q2w I am honestly just trying to find the song
Lol
Darude - Sandstorm
who thought the first game was going to be cod ghost
Saints 4 Dayz me
That would've required COD: Ghosts to be absolute ass which is wasn't. Campaign was garbage as usual but the online was decent.
Stephan Sanchez for me it was the other way around
I get where you're coming from. I have a friend who loved the campaign too. I'm more of an RPG guy so I'm very particular about how stories are done. I also get how the online would be bad from your perspective. Since it's COD it obviously has issues that have been there since COD4 like spawn logic (or lack thereof.) I liked how the had some decent sized maps again. (For COD anyway) I liked a few of the weapons too, but like I said I understand the things that would turn a person off from the online there were some pretty bullshit things like being spawned in someone's crosshairs. (I've been on both sides of that one.)
Stephan Sanchez, yhea but thier where a few other ones too. First the game is too easy, multiplayer is so easy with the health being too low. Second you had to choose your objective that you wanted to do whitch is stupid for cod because it makes it hard to level up. The 3rd thing is that the game has is that the guns are too OP because the health is so low.
Joe's description of Madden and EA's reasons for cranking a game out every year perfectly matches the CoD series.
it would be fine if they booted out either Treyarch or IW so it would be every 2 years a CoD comes out so they have more time to improve on it... or Activision would slave drive the single company to pump out a CoD every year
The problem is that neither of those developers has any talent for making games. It takes them way too long to remove major problems (as in several games) and even then they only add something in that is almost as bad in its place.
Take the Juggernaut perk for example. Everyone hated it, but it took three games between the two companies to to finally get rid of it, only to replace it with Painkiller. There's a game on Kongregate.com (Contract Wars) which is almost at the level of any given CoD game, but with a fraction of the amount of developers working on it and a very small budget, if any, so there's no excuse whatsoever for CoD being the way it is.
Midget Tosser Well maybe if they weren't forced to have a 2 year development cycle they would've come up with something different.Besides there's really not much you can add to an FPS these days,or at least I can't think of anything original you could(or maybe I have a poor imagination lol).IMO the only thing they can do is get rid of some annoying stuff and do some balancing.And merging the two studios might be good cause even with the 2 year development they'd still have more people working on the game.But even if activision did that they'd still be popping COD out every year which is a shame.Also COD ghosts was utter shit (and that's coming from a die hard COD fan so that probably means they've got to change something).
The problem isn't the development time, though. They have a ton of people working on each game and yet the game I mentioned earlier (Contract Wars), which had only a handful of developers and little-to-no budget is almost on par with any given entry in the CoD franchise. The problem is laziness and lack of creativity.
And,@TheMaverick234, there's a lot you can do with an FPS. Take a look at Battlefield, Red Orchestra or Arma if you don't believe it. CoD's system is the crudest form of an FPS and should not be looked to as the beacon of creativity that it is commonly accepted as.
***** Exactly, but at this point they're already playing catch-up with other shooters, so if they let it get to the point where they have no choice but to change the formula then it will likely be the final nail in the coffin for the series.
Im glad someone finally said something about Madden. We honestly only buy it to get the updated roster lately. They should come out with Madden every three years and just let you update the rosters online to keep roster up to date for three seasons. They seriously need to upgrade the game to another level.
38:39 gets me every time! That QTE of drowning that guy is just horrible!
10 years later, and madden is still a soulless cash grab
Total war is also in the gutter too
Still can't believe you played 20 hours of Ride to Hell. I wish I could be that dedicated to the cause of critique.
Thought he was talking about COD Ghosts on #10 since it is the same every year.
Lol me too.
Great video Joe, Can't wait for Top 10 Best games of 2013 :)
i'm not. he hasn't even played some of the best games of 2013 like the last of us for example.
deathslide8 stop going on about that game, it isnt that good. a predictable story with samey gameplay throughout
deathslide8 But it's Joe's list of games he has played. Just because it's highly praised doesn't mean everyone likes it.
yeah predictable story granted and more like crappy gameplay, but it's told told greatly nonetheless with amazing character development. also i was just using it as an example because as far as i know it's one of the games i know joe hasn't played. even though it's joes 'has played' list i don't feel it acceptable for someone to create a top # list without experiencing all of the top games. and yes i do know it's impossible to play all the games released.. but you know what i'm saying..
deathslide8 Not to mention that he is a PC gamer at heart too. In fact from what I remember, he doesn't even have a PS3.
watching it in 2024
Ok
Same here. Watching all of them
Haha me too
Same, these videos are timeless :D
Same
Number 1 was obviously the worst game of the year; had it pegged before the start of the video.
Okay, lets be honest, how many of you knew that Ride to Hell: Retribution was going to be #1?
I did.
Everyone
I bet 10 is going to be Battl... a sports game?
Kay.
Here is an Idea for a Madden type game, Take the typical Madden fare, then add fantasy creature like Orc, elves, dragons etc, give them a ballanced skill set, and put them in a football team with more violent interplay and the inclusion of protection and offense Spells, I call it Fantasy Football
or bloodbowl
+Justin Onoferychuk it annoys me how few people have heard of bloodbowl. Great game
+Garrett Monie or Mutant League football.....Don't mind me I'm old. I even remember the morning cartoon.
so blood bowl
This is Joe's 10 Worst List, not everyone's list. Do not hate on Joe because you disagree with a ranking or you think something else should have been on there. State why you disagree in the comments like a sane human being and people will judge the truth of your opinion on their own.
Except no one were disagreeing at all lol
im so glad there are actual gamers like joe that tell their true honest opinion
I agree with Joe here. All of these games have a SHAEMFU DISPLAY!
Quality of Joe’s videos still hold up and already have me laughing
I honestly thought COD Ghosts would be #10
YESSSSSSSSSSSS! I waited the WHOLE YEAR FOR THIS :D
Lol. In the trailer for madden, when the guy says "everything is alive" it sounds like he says "everything is a lie" which is the truth.
Metal Gear Solid V Ground Zeroes
Watch Dogs
Destiny
Call of Duty Advanced Warfare
2014 should be a good year
(what people thought at the end of 2013)
At least 2014 was a good year for Wii U owners, with the likes of SSB4, Bayonetta 2, Hyrule Warriors and Mario Kart 8. :)
MGS GZ was short
Watchdogs was overhyped
Destiny wasn't that fun and it's 60 GB
COD AW was fine but multiplayer wasn't that fun
+Mark Velasco destiny was really just a grind fest there wasnt much of a story there
+ GTA V
This game is noted well ? OK, I lose faith in gamers.
And all the sequels to those games suck except ground zeroes. Black Ops 3 wasn’t bad tho.
here we can see the creature called "fanboy" trying to protected his favorite game. even though its shitty, it thinks it can protect it.
For number 10 when he said "the same shit" I thought he was going to say call of duty
Me three
same here
ikr
agreed
LOL me too
the new kinect really is 2x everything the original was. after all, 2x0 is still 0.
9:00 Rome 2 total war actually became one of the best total wars ever made after massive patches and lots of DLC
pretty hard to defend Madden when you've got side-by-side comparisons with a way better game from 6 years ago
@26:30 jesus i havent laughed that hard in years! XD
Hahahaha xD
ikr~!!! by the way does anyone knows the name of the song?
Alejandro Nunez "Hello ma baby!" by howard and emmerson, later covered by frog j. michigan.
Thank God I'm not the only one who thinks these EA sports game look exactly the same every.God.Damn.Year
Update from 2021: nothing has changed with Madden, and TotalBiscuit is dead.
I never understood why he only sometimes censors the audio when he swears.
It's a shame I can't like it twice...
"The same shit every year"
It's going to be call of duty
"Every fucking year its the same shit and it is no different this time"
Definitely going to be call of duty
"No one gets away with it like"
call of duty
"Madden"
God damnit
He's still right though. Out of ALL of the series that have come and gone, I think Madden has changed the least.
Madden still hasn’t changed but more importantly, this vid reminded me of the great Totalbiscuit. I miss that man
EA SPORTS, IT"S LAST YEARS GAME.
i thought the first one would be cod ghost
That was technically 2014 I believe. But yeah that have was good awful
Meant game
It's games that he reviewed.
that is a good
I honestly HATE GHOSTS its Sorry excuse for a COD game and the dlc are over priced and just stupid as heck
Now i get why people use torrents.
"The timers have timers to get to the timers!"
Yo, dawg, I heard you like timers...
I almost thought number 10 was gonna be COD Ghosts until I realized he hasn't played it
Same here :D.
FUCK! Totally thought the same thing!! I was PUMPED and ready to hear him scream a CoD title but.....sadly no....
i knew it was a EA game but i started to think it was battlefield
No. Battlefield's been pretty good. Not totally more original than it should be but WAAAAY less dull than CoD and Madden
ohmybreadsticks It don't work bro.
12:00 that day humanity received a grim reminder...
Angry Joes worst games of 2014!? the only 10 games he has reviewed this year.
And games that he played in his own time that he didn't review.
Which was what, like 3 others? Plus a bunch of board games and a super hyped indie horror game?
Ozzorik Heartsworn
Yes. Also, in 2013, he reviewed GTA V, Saints Row 4, Killzone: Shadow Fall, Dragon Commander, Deadpool, Metro: Last Light, Star Command iOS, Injustice, Defiance, Bioshock Infinite, Tomb Raider, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance and DmC: Devil May Cry, and none of those are on this list.
Yeah true, so I guess its going to be the 5 worst games of 2014 instead of worst 10. Since some of the games he reviewed got decent reviews even though he complained A LOT about them, he reminds me a little bit of IGN now tbh.
Ozzorik Heartsworn
Perhaps he should've added that it was his own opinion in the title.
Come on we all know Ride to Hell is the greatest game in all existence and it deserves a remaster XD
Yes.... You sir, are a genius..
Alpha Bravo Why thank you lol
I genuinely hope they will, Joe will be so pleased to hear the news, I am just... waiting for the announcement
Matt Underwood I'm waiting for the collectors edition of the game. Or the cos playing promotions of it XD
Didi the pretty boy the end get his face ripped off?
Everybody's complaining and hating about modern video games.
And I'm just still waiting for Fallout 4.
so am I and even half life 3
Jeremy Fiorindo Who isn't?? Valve doesn't know number 3
BigPlayGamers maybe they will just release Half life 4 people
Everyone is playing new games and I'm just sitting here masturbating...
why.....................?