Exactly how my 6th grade DARE class went. The officer teaching us tried all year. At one point, we had a guy come in to serve some community service time talking to the school about his "bad" experience with LSD. He described his psychedelic dreams so vividly the kids gave him spontaneous applause. The faculty actually made him come back a second time to apologize and try to undo the damage. Such a fail.
@karmadah It's true but very difficult for most illegal drugs and legal drugs only things like legal clean weed or psychedelics can really be used in responsible way
"Drugs are OK, as long as you're responsible about how much you do." "Drugs are kind of like a fun treat for a special occasion." These kids aren't wrong.
"Officer Sir,I am straight up addicted to Chips Ahoy cookies! I don't eat cookies all the time! I have learned to pace myself and that's how ill treat my crack!" I DIED AND AD A HEART ATTACK! XDDD
Jam: Oh my God! I'm so glad you swruvived that horrible expereince. You know, eating all those cookies and smoking all that crack may have led to that problem.
Senior Batman hey don’t drag us into that !! No way the DARE program was run by the local cops and DEA, which is why the acting was always so bad! If they HAD gotten real out of work actors, then the kids would have stayed off drugs ! Lol
My favorite lines: "So far so gooood!" "Wait, hold up, So you're saying if Iget high I'll feel like I got an A on my spelling test even if I got an F? Sign me up, man." "Smoke that crack!!" "Sir, I am ADDICTED to Chips Ahoy! Cookies. And I don't eat them all the time. I've learned to restrain myself from them. So I'll do the same with my crack." "Wow! BIG day for crack!"
My dare program was great never touched drugs except weed and made my own decision about it there is a reason drugs are illegal not just because the government is corrupt believe it or not corrupt governments keep you safe to make you think they have your best interests in mind if you wanna do crack go for it rott your brain and insides
frost muse is being MadTv level good or bad? When you say she was too much for SNL I think you mean she's too good for the show? I love her ! She's great in scream Queens and I forgot where I knew her from because she was so believable the crazy secret villain. Also of course she would have left voluntarily. The other option is her getting fired That's another thing that threw me off was the "though" at the end of that sentence.
Mikayla OMG I had NO idea SHE was the same chick villain from Scream Queens! I'm overly excited because I'm obsessed with SQ and she looks soooo different there and here that I had doubts even after googling everything o_O I can hardly believe it's just a matter of blond vs brown hair, it's so strange!
"If i finish my timestables and i release a little bit of watching a half hour of tv and a little bit of crack" HOW DO U DO IT SNL.😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
"I will play a drug dealer..."
*_The hero of our story_*
Allow me to introduce myself.
His voice is everything
NO NOT A HERO!
NO NOT A HERO!
BAD GUY!
This is an accurate representation of how well the D.A.R.E worked
Dare actually recently stopped their anti-marijuana campaign. So its actually kinda improved as a program apparently
Scare tactics don't work. That's why it was a total joke since day one.
Devin Reis I have a shirt still of it
We all did the d.a.r.e swear for nothing ( as I pour water into my bong)
Uni Frog true
Shallon: "no thank you I only do crack" 😎
Priceless
ok
Aw, Man! She was so close! 😫
I will play our drug dealer.. *THE HERO OF OUR STORY*
True
MOVE SUPERMAN
Seems someone has seen the first purge.
YAYYYYYAYAYAYAYAYAY
Wearing a cape with a D on it. White powder all over your face and nose..DA DA DA DAAAAA..DRUG MAN
What do you say when someone says “wanna get high”
Shallon: *Thanks for the opportunity!*
Uhh, i can get high myself, just climb to the roof, i dont need druogs
No thanks... People say I already act drunk
What do you say when someone says
“wanna get high”
Shallon: Thanks for the opportunity!
Am I funny now? I copied someone
Lets go to the moon!
I laughed so hard when I watched this skit! Lol 😂😂😂
Exactly how my 6th grade DARE class went. The officer teaching us tried all year. At one point, we had a guy come in to serve some community service time talking to the school about his "bad" experience with LSD. He described his psychedelic dreams so vividly the kids gave him spontaneous applause. The faculty actually made him come back a second time to apologize and try to undo the damage. Such a fail.
This reminds me of the episode of Community where they were putting on an anti-drug play for kids and Pierce ruined it 😂
the war on drugs doesnt work
@karmadah hard truth is... You can safely do drugs without much harm. No differt than legal substances.
@karmadah It's true but very difficult for most illegal drugs and legal drugs only things like legal clean weed or psychedelics can really be used in responsible way
They made him come back and apologize hahahahaha!!!!!
"Quit playing games, Doug! Be a man and put a ring on it!" was when I knew I had to like.
**sings "put a ring on it"**
That’s literally my family yelling at my cousin’s boyfriend.
I felt that my sisters boyfriend put a ring on it but they are still not married yet
Bobby Moynihan had incredible lines in this one.
For me it was
"I will play a drug dealer.."
"The hero of our story"
LOL Seth Rogen as a DARE officer that's hilarious
just letting you know you got 200 likes
Just letting u know u have no likes
Jackson Smith lol
Yeah ironically
They came back and liked themselves just because of that...ouch.
remember kids, if someone offers you drugs you say "thank you" because drugs are expensive yo.
unless its rogan. fuck rogan, dumb piece of shit “comedian”, get some dirt in his eye
@@Kanycmka what did seth do 😂😂
what about the dementors
If only people offered free drugs
@@Kanycmka gonna cry?
"No thank you. I only do crack." I died.
subject_17 Hahaha 😂 Same
subject_17 lol
subject_17 I died
subject_17 same lol
subject_17 I was just about to comment that 😂
Shallon is going places. Probably to jail. But somewhere.
Hahaha.
LMAO
Not college
@@fnaf_love4rp402 no were near college.
Jahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
“Want some ecstasy pills?”
“No thanks I only do crack :)”
I read this as I heard it.
“If these grown-ups in alleyways who sell crack don’t find me how can I find them?”
I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣
You can find them in jail
666’th like lol
“First come first served.”
Clubs and pubs are usually your best bet to find them! Hahaha
"Quit playing games Doug! Be a man and put a ring on it!" I died 😆😂
😂😂
Almost pissed myself laughing at that line
I literally read this exactly when he said it
Molly Wilson 😂😂😂
Molly Wilson Dayummmm Niggaaaa lol
Her comedy is so underrated. She's excellent.
Gee, another "he/she is underrated" comment. How unique.
@@jonhohensee3258 It's not that unique really, a lot of people comment the same thing.
@@semiophile ReALLy???
My favourite lines are:
-Cocaine.
Cocaine lines are my favourite lines.
I see what you did there a❄👃
Bump.
@@luvmj32 i see what you did there
Bump
@@selfawareness4916 lets be clear. I don't like cocaine, I just like the way it smells😝
You got 420 likes
@Anonymous Anonymous DAMN YOUR picky
"If someone asks you to get high, you just say..."
"Thanks for the opportunity!!!"
Best Line.
“No thanks i only do crack!”
No joke that “crack”ed me up
“I’m sorry I think your kids like crack now” 😂😂😂😂 IM CRYING
SAME HERE GURLLLLLLLLLLL
The DARE program in a nutshell
@@TheKorfish Omg ima do that on gacha now
@Brooke the killer oki XD
Same Here 🙋🏼♀️ 😉😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nasim Pedrad is one of the most underrated cast members of all time
I totally agree, I really miss seeing her crazy characters.
Facts
I thought she was hilarious on Scream Queens
She does the best Kim Kardashian.
Thanks for the oppurtunity
Having Seth Rogen as the dare representative makes this a whole Nother level of funny
LETS TALK ABOUT THAT!!! *i like ur profile picturr
@@jazmyn130 thank you comrade
“I be like, SMOKE THAT CRACK!” Lol I died of laughter!
*QUIT PLAYING GAMES DOUG, BE A MAN AND PUT A RING ON IT*
This is such... I freakin' love this!😂😂😂😂💙
How ironic that out of literally all the people they could have chosen, they chose Seth Rogen.
What I thought too
The irony scale has short-circuited and is currently on fire.
No way it was irony
Preeeeetty sure it's exactly why they chose him.
LMFAO I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
“Thanks for the opportunity” 😂😂
Your welcome 👌🏻👍🏻
I like her when she holds up her finger ❤
"THANKS FOR THE OPPORTUNITY!" best line ever
I actually have said these very words to a drug dealer.
LOL me too, less than 6 months ago....
Nasim Pedrad is really under rated comic...She is hilarious
She was so great. They didn't use her talents enough on the show
Gee, another "he/she is underrated" comment. How unique.
@jonhohensee3258 don't be a hater
And is hot
"Drugs are OK, as long as you're responsible about how much you do."
"Drugs are kind of like a fun treat for a special occasion."
These kids aren't wrong.
Drugs are a sometimes food.
@@jordanthejq12 those are called vitamins
yup
Patrick D big brain
Well not crack but ya
Honestly, this is an accurate representation of middle school DARE classes
No
Just no
I loved that the audience laughed at the irony of Seth Rogen playing a DARE officer.
"Im A Drug Dealer..Ah The Hero Of The Story"😂😂
I wish snl did more of shallon on the show.
Freaking hilarious!
Me to, me to
They don’t do them anymore... I wish they did!
Jaime Rodriguez yes
Jaime Rodriguez me too
I agree with you, but the main reason i liked your comment was cause it made it a solid 400
Its so poetic that Seth Rogen is the officer warning others about the dangers of drugs.👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣
That’s Super bad
Shallon is the best recurring SNL segment. And she makes a good point about the pacing herself part.
"Officer Sir,I am straight up addicted to Chips Ahoy cookies! I don't eat cookies all the time! I have learned to pace myself and that's how ill treat my crack!" I DIED AND AD A HEART ATTACK! XDDD
ARMYYYYHYH
Army!!!
I mean she aint wrong
Jam: Oh my God! I'm so glad you swruvived that horrible expereince. You know, eating all those cookies and smoking all that crack may have led to that problem.
The heart attack's from smoking crack
Shallon is one of my favorite characters. These are HILARIOUS.😂😂😂
I died at "No thank you, I only do crack!"
LOL me too
Dare was in force when i was in high school
Me too, I don’t think I got that damn t shirt though
They dared me to do drugs
Senior Batman hey don’t drag us into that !! No way the DARE program was run by the local cops and DEA, which is why the acting was always so bad! If they HAD gotten real out of work actors, then the kids would have stayed off drugs ! Lol
I don't think the program ever worked
They did dare in middle school for me
No thank you, I only do crack. - best line ever
"The hero of our story!" lol part always makes me laugh
Wow shallon CRACKS me up😂😂
I got the joke! Ur hilarious.
I love her pointing and thumbs up lol
sHUT YOUR EVER FLAPPING GOBTALKER
THIS IS THE COMEDY POLICE Weed need to take you down to the station
Ha ha ha 😂😂😂
Shallon’s lines and inflection reminds me of the late great Mitch Hedberg
My favorite lines:
"So far so gooood!"
"Wait, hold up, So you're saying if Iget high I'll feel like I got an A on my spelling test even if I got an F? Sign me up, man."
"Smoke that crack!!"
"Sir, I am ADDICTED to Chips Ahoy! Cookies. And I don't eat them all the time. I've learned to restrain myself from them. So I'll do the same with my crack."
"Wow! BIG day for crack!"
The actual effects of the D.A.R.E. program.
Truer word has never been spoken. The schools should do what it says on the tin - get education.
"Unwind with a half hour of TV and a little bit of crack." 😆 😆 😆
i dont think seth rogen has ever said "dont get high and dont do drugs" ever in his life
That's the irony of the sketch
Irony.
This was probably torturous for him to do.
But... I just heard him say that lol
"The hero of the our story " lmao
shallon: you are one adorable cop man
officer: *concernd smile* ok then...
“Woooooowwww, this is a big day for crack!” LMFAO
I love how I always scroll past a quote as its happening
Just saying now do crack wow this helped me with my alcoholic problem
Student: Miss Finley? Can we take recess early and go find crack?
Miss Finley: ... *Sure just follow the line leader*
the irony of *seth rogen* playing the dare cop is incredible
"No i only do crack" made me burst out laughing
"Oh, crack's the new ice cream!" Heh, i think i'm going to die XD
The best joke was "pacing yourself with crack" 😂😂😂
"I'll play the drug dealer-" Other dood- "the HERO of our story." im ded XD
I laughed so hard when she said "no thank you I only do crack"
This is one of the best SNL characters to come out in I don't even know how long
"QUIT PLAYING GAMES DOUG, BE A MAN AND PUT A RING ON IT!" - Random kid
Shallon rocks. So funny. Also very good in the sketch where Edward Norton warns the class about talking to strangers.
Edward Norton?
Kate can play a broken teacher for just a couple scenes and still be great. 😃
Kate is always great
"No Thank You! I Only Do Crack!" BAHAHA :D 😂😂😂😂
D.A.R.E. : Drugs Are Really Excellent.
Emmett Raphael 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Nah, It’s stands for: Drugs, are, Really, Expensive
Underrated comment
Yes
*_yeet_*
“Crack’s the new ice cream!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is really on the nose satire on how the dare program has created more drug users than prevented them from using them in the first place.
David Sadowski how so ?
My dare program was great never touched drugs except weed and made my own decision about it there is a reason drugs are illegal not just because the government is corrupt believe it or not corrupt governments keep you safe to make you think they have your best interests in mind if you wanna do crack go for it rott your brain and insides
David Sadowski Yup.
David Sadowski Yea the dare program was a fail.
What?🤣🤣
1:48 made laugh my head off and the girl behind her, “she gets it!”
This was literally the D.A.R.E. program irl. Aaah the 80s
that cracked me up
buchapkns m X lol 😂😂😂😂
Ur bad
No!!!!!!
buchapkns nice play on words
buchapkns Goddammit I was gonna say that 😂
Of course. Seth Rogen doing a sketch about drugs..
Brett Wilson I don’t get it
Julian Games and More he frequently smokes weed
ShadowPT oh
@@BreakTheBeat852 look at his profile pick, he's clearly around 10😂😂
Look at that smile, you are one adorable cop man. 😂 lol 😂. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This class would be lit😂
I agree bro
Rappers I want to be in this classroom. 😂
This is my class at school
It looks like the background is girl meets world
LITERALLY!
Bobby is really underrated - he was so good in so many skits (and as Panda)
Gee, another "he/she is underrated" comment. How unique.
@jonhohensee3258 don't be a hater
“OK I PICK MY MOM’S BOYFRIEND, DOUG!”
“ I FEEL LIKE IM ON TOP OF THE WORLD BABY! “ same 🤣🤣
Thanks for the opportunity🎉😊
No Thank You I only do Crack
"UNWIND with crack"
She is clearly very confused
I guess it has different effects for everyone... 😂
Favorite character: *Shallon*
A big day, for Nasim!
Mine is the teacher
“WOW BIG DAY FOR CRACK”-😂😂😂😂
"drugs are okay as long as you pace yourself!!" Shallon has a very similar philosophy to my sophomore health teacher 😂
I mean, it's a more useful message
Cracks the new ice cream 🍚🍦 😂😂🤣🤪
Literally read this as it was said :L
⚬+🍦=🍧
Captain Apollo so...?
Durotimi Mafe it was a funny coincidence to me, if you dont care move on, simple as lol
Hi Sheri
The person who gets high in almost every movie is talking about drug safety here.
Not once was I offered free drugs as a kid. Not once.
Shallon is Louise from Bob’s Burgers IRL.
Sterling Archer with a little Mabel thrown in
Hes talking about smoking then i see your profile pic lol
🤣
Everyone seems to like saying "(this person) is (so and so) from Bob's Burgers." This one isn't even close.
She is
I will play the drug dealer
*THE HERO OF OUR STORY*
"Quit playing games Doug, be a man and put a ring on it!" 😂😂😂
I can’t even 😭☠️
"she get's it," XD
Ikr!
"Sure just follow a line leader*
Nasim Pedrad is one of the most underrated cast members of all time!
"Just say NOW!"
This was pretty much my class during the D.A.R.E program, lol
I'm sorry but I want Shallon vs Gilly!!!
Matthew St Vincent Dont be sorry just say now... to crack
....what?...
I want them to meet
haven't watched enough snl to get that
ok lol
The comedic timing on
“Just. Say-“
“NOW! To crack!” is amazing
Crack isn’t the new ice cream.
Cuz Meth is!😂
Checking in from Boston... heroin is the new ice cream!
But shallon only does crack
Kati e omg hi Demi Lovato
I miss Nasim Petrad.
me too she was too short
+Seba Sea she was a Madtv level too much for this show
+frost muse she quit voluntarily though
frost muse is being MadTv level good or bad? When you say she was too much for SNL I think you mean she's too good for the show? I love her ! She's great in scream Queens and I forgot where I knew her from because she was so believable the crazy secret villain.
Also of course she would have left voluntarily. The other option is her getting fired
That's another thing that threw me off was the "though" at the end of that sentence.
Mikayla OMG I had NO idea SHE was the same chick villain from Scream Queens! I'm overly excited because I'm obsessed with SQ and she looks soooo different there and here that I had doubts even after googling everything o_O I can hardly believe it's just a matter of blond vs brown hair, it's so strange!
I love how the teacher is just so ok with anything they do 😂
"If i finish my timestables and i release a little bit of watching a half hour of tv and a little bit of crack" HOW DO U DO IT SNL.😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
"Say no to drugs." If you're talking to drugs it's probably too late to say no to them.
Did everyone miss the ending
"Sure, just follow a line later"
Sounds like ms krabappel
She said "Sure, just follow a line LEADER."
Nasim is so freakin adorable
She's pretty sweet.
“NOW! TO CRACK!”
-Shallon
Me: sees Shalon's class in thumbnail
me: clicks