Back in the days of Old School 'Scaping, Where pixels thrived and magic was shaping, There stood a place of grand arcane dreams, The Mage Training Arena, or so it seems! When I was just a fresh-faced 'Scaper, I ventured to this mystical skyscraper, With robes in hand, and staff so tall, To learn the arcane secrets, heed the call! Oh, in the Mage Training Arena, oh my, Conjuring elements, soaring up high, Zapping imps and alching for coins, Honing my skills, these magical loins! First came the Alchemist, what a sight, Turn junk to gold with skills so bright, Coins jingling, bags of wealth grew, With every cast, my knowledge, it grew! Next, the Enchanting Chamber, I'd dare, For Cosmic runes, my efforts I'd share, Imbuing amulets with power unspoken, In wizardry's embrace, I felt so awoken! Then the Telekinetic, a test of wit, Moving those statues, oh, what a hit, Puzzles and tricks to bend the mind, In the end, I conquered, oh so kind! And last, the Graveyard, eerie and vast, Defeating the wraiths with spells so fast, Bones to bananas, what a strange trade, But a mage's life, these skills aid! In the Mage Training Arena, oh my, Conjuring elements, soaring up high, Zapping imps and alching for coins, Honing my skills, these magical loins! Through trials and errors, I persevered, As a master mage, I proudly appeared, With infinite runes, I felt a true sage, From Apprentice to Mage, a magical stage! Now, as the days of Old School wane, I reminisce of the Arena's arcane, For there, in my youth, I found my place, A realm of wonder and endless grace. In the Mage Training Arena, oh my, Conjuring elements, soaring up high, Zapping imps and alching for coins, Honing my skills, these magical loins! So, fellow 'Scapers, heed my tale, Embrace the journey, let nothing fail, For in the realm of Old School Runescape, The magic of memories, forever embraced!
you know what really pisses me off... youtube doesn't allow 2016 edgy humour no more... Honestly, try to be funny with family friendly content, thats like homework stacked with homework....
Appreciate the feedback but don't think I necessarily lost too much by not swearing every couple words, I never really did that, just drop them in when I feel like it and don't worry I'm still not scared to... Also I would not recommend using this as a guide lol humor was definitely the goal
I "greenlogged" it before collection logs so if I want it actually greenlogged I have to do it all again. Telekinetic is the worst room by far. also on release if you lost your hat you lost ALL your points so you had better pay attention to dangerous randoms outside the arena
Truly the best content release ever. Jagex gives us TWO arenas to train mage at! Honestly my favorite grind ever, I might even make another account to do it again.
thanks for the mage arena guide. theres something to be said a bout a nice piece of content that teaches u the fundamentals of mage in runescape. gonna try this later today, i will pick zamorak as my god cape of choice
Lol, just had to do this last week for Bones to Peaches. My suggestion is: Block one day and do nothing but MTA. You'll never get those wasted hours back, but at the end of the day, it's over and done and you never have to go back.
I love the Mage Training Arena so much I made an UIM account “Infinity Bot” with the sole goal of getting all the rewards on an Ultimate Ironman account with the lowest possible combat level. Took me well over 2 years, but I did complete it just recently.
man i was just there yesterday for bones to peaches. i've done 837 corrupted gauntlet completions (with 278 deaths) and all of that combined went faster than the five hours i spent doing that crap with the mazes and bones
@@walkescape9758 yea.... man you ever think maybe jagex was a fan of chinese water torture? maybe thats an idea, top 10 grinds that make you wonder if jagex employees were ever chinese water tortured and enioyed it
I’m currently on this grind on my Ironman. Edit: commented before I watched it. Walking up without the hat has been done so many times it’s part if the reason why I’ve not done it yet 😂
okay sooo... i wanted to learn and was looking for a guide, everyone on my clan told me it was a pain and so i was excited to see a video where the person actually likes it. I started at the alchemist room and paused the video, i was like "wtf how can people actually like this?" hahaha then soon realize it has to be sarcasm and so i watched then the whole video. I couldn´t laught harder hahahah nice video. Loooved it!! Glad i found your channel!
I actually grinded for all the infinity robes + master wand and this video was some straight trigger shit, starting with forgetting that fucking hat goddamn
If the orbs behave like enchanting jewelry you can spam click em for a bit better points. Still not super engaging but yay colours. Fun video man have a good one.
@@walkescape9758 No doubt there, I usually just go the afk route but sometimes if I am close to my next goal I will blast through. Sometimes I just do the world hop d stone method but I don't think that's really all that great, just easy and lazy lmfao. Have a good one man :)
It actually used to be the meta then they made an update and dragonstones really aren't much better anymore, not worth the effort tradeoff imo but to each his own
god, jagmflex has been really disappointing with the recent updates. we need to go back to the roots with content like this, where the biggest upgrade you'll be getting is irl carpal tunnel and an unfathomable desire to jump off of a bridge. riot in falador!!!
This is the best ever update to the game, and best content they ever released in the game, jagex if you are listening make more Training exactly like this one Please!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️
Oh man I did this recently for the diary and when you said the alchemist room was your favorite I knew we were kindred spirits. Seriously, thank god for bots or nobody would have the infinity robes. P.S. use the runelite plugin for this to extend (but not preserve) your sanity
I thought this content was super shit but then I collection logged it on the uim and at least it did not take too long, only the cemetary and high alch activities are pure cancer. Enchanting has been perfect ever since they made it afk. If you want the absolute worst content in the entire game go and do some aerial fishing. That fishing sack was by far the single most annoying thing I have ever done on OSRS no questions asked.
Problem is that new runecrafting techniques have made it too easy for irons to get the runes to even cast these spells. Back in the good days they really had to grind much harder to get all those law and nature runes. Now they can just go play a couple games of GoTR???????
I can't imagine how anyone thought this kind of boring grindy content is enjoyable. And lock the achievement diaries behind a 5 hour dead-boring grind, is just stupid. Only bearable part was enchantment room. Because it was the quickest by far.
I think they should rework the chip damage and update it to be more like WT where it scales with your HP so you get punished for playing the game
Excellent take
I've literally never remembered to take my piece of shit training hat to the arena even once
Literally never fails lol
Back in the days of Old School 'Scaping,
Where pixels thrived and magic was shaping,
There stood a place of grand arcane dreams,
The Mage Training Arena, or so it seems!
When I was just a fresh-faced 'Scaper,
I ventured to this mystical skyscraper,
With robes in hand, and staff so tall,
To learn the arcane secrets, heed the call!
Oh, in the Mage Training Arena, oh my,
Conjuring elements, soaring up high,
Zapping imps and alching for coins,
Honing my skills, these magical loins!
First came the Alchemist, what a sight,
Turn junk to gold with skills so bright,
Coins jingling, bags of wealth grew,
With every cast, my knowledge, it grew!
Next, the Enchanting Chamber, I'd dare,
For Cosmic runes, my efforts I'd share,
Imbuing amulets with power unspoken,
In wizardry's embrace, I felt so awoken!
Then the Telekinetic, a test of wit,
Moving those statues, oh, what a hit,
Puzzles and tricks to bend the mind,
In the end, I conquered, oh so kind!
And last, the Graveyard, eerie and vast,
Defeating the wraiths with spells so fast,
Bones to bananas, what a strange trade,
But a mage's life, these skills aid!
In the Mage Training Arena, oh my,
Conjuring elements, soaring up high,
Zapping imps and alching for coins,
Honing my skills, these magical loins!
Through trials and errors, I persevered,
As a master mage, I proudly appeared,
With infinite runes, I felt a true sage,
From Apprentice to Mage, a magical stage!
Now, as the days of Old School wane,
I reminisce of the Arena's arcane,
For there, in my youth, I found my place,
A realm of wonder and endless grace.
In the Mage Training Arena, oh my,
Conjuring elements, soaring up high,
Zapping imps and alching for coins,
Honing my skills, these magical loins!
So, fellow 'Scapers, heed my tale,
Embrace the journey, let nothing fail,
For in the realm of Old School Runescape,
The magic of memories, forever embraced!
Yo how tf you write that in the first 30 mins of this being live…? I’m sorry if I’m wrong here but Imma have to call ChatGPT
@@walkescape9758 hes been preparing for this moment since 2006
The mage training arena saved my marriage
If there’s one thing it’s better than, it’s spending time with the wife…
you sound like a teacher who teaches me things. I want the old I dont give a fuck vibe back
you had very unique sence of humour, don't lose it til 50ksubs bcuz of youtube restrictions
you know what really pisses me off... youtube doesn't allow 2016 edgy humour no more... Honestly, try to be funny with family friendly content, thats like homework stacked with homework....
Appreciate the feedback but don't think I necessarily lost too much by not swearing every couple words, I never really did that, just drop them in when I feel like it and don't worry I'm still not scared to... Also I would not recommend using this as a guide lol humor was definitely the goal
This I do agree with haha
After watching this video I am officially a huge fan of the channel. I was laughing the whole time.
Thank you :)
Almost spat my coffee out laughing
Lol glad you liked brother
I "greenlogged" it before collection logs so if I want it actually greenlogged I have to do it all again. Telekinetic is the worst room by far.
also on release if you lost your hat you lost ALL your points so you had better pay attention to dangerous randoms outside the arena
That’s a great reason to go back! I remember that with the hat, biiiig oof
I FUCKING LOVE THE TELEKENISIS ROOM ITS SO GOOD RAAAAHHHHH
Finally osrs has some enagning content!
MTA is old AF wtf are you talking about? 😂
We need more like this no question
Truly the best content release ever. Jagex gives us TWO arenas to train mage at! Honestly my favorite grind ever, I might even make another account to do it again.
Couldn't agree more! Wilderness arena is also phenomenal
finally, a MTA guide without those pesky RL plugins getting in the way
Happy to bring the people what they want
God tier content is this channel actually
Thanks dawg :)
I was lolling probably the last minute of that video, love your content
Literally laughed out loud just at the thumbnail. Can’t wait to watch the video!
Update: This is your best yet😂 had me rolling the whole time
Eyooo happy to deliver :)
thanks for the mage arena guide. theres something to be said a bout a nice piece of content that teaches u the fundamentals of mage in runescape. gonna try this later today, i will pick zamorak as my god cape of choice
Oh I forgot to mention you need to bring your whole bank. Silly me
The best Arena of them all!
Godtier video
Thank you my dude
Lol, just had to do this last week for Bones to Peaches. My suggestion is: Block one day and do nothing but MTA. You'll never get those wasted hours back, but at the end of the day, it's over and done and you never have to go back.
Absolutely the way. I think I’m gonna stream the marathon for my main next week, only way I can power through
Same thing applies for green logging except make it a week.
Source: I did this
Maybe I'll join the stream if i've got the time. Sounds like good second monitor material while i go for that second Angler outfit
All this good stuff just for someone to make peaches out of bones and never use. 10/10 would grind again.
I love the Mage Training Arena so much I made an UIM account “Infinity Bot” with the sole goal of getting all the rewards on an Ultimate Ironman account with the lowest possible combat level.
Took me well over 2 years, but I did complete it just recently.
What a move
And here I was teleporting directly to the GE and alching rune arrows like a RUBE!
Silly tbh
Step 2: realizing you forgot your hat. 😂 every. Dam. Time.
I literally got tendinits when doing MTA for lumbridge diary
Another excellent feature, sorry I forgot to mention
This madman isn't doing the alchemy room with the plugin
That’s how it’s meant to be experienced you whippersnapper
Great video brotha 🤌
Thank you sir
man i was just there yesterday for bones to peaches. i've done 837 corrupted gauntlet completions (with 278 deaths) and all of that combined went faster than the five hours i spent doing that crap with the mazes and bones
But… make bones into fruit… sick…
@@walkescape9758 yea.... man you ever think maybe jagex was a fan of chinese water torture? maybe thats an idea, top 10 grinds that make you wonder if jagex employees were ever chinese water tortured and enioyed it
Long title but informative. I'm quite confident they are passing on torture to us in some of this content
love your channel love your vids ty for your great content man
Appreciate it! Glad you liked
*Cracks open Saradomin Brew* Yep... *takes sip* That's back when they knew what content was. *High alchs yew longbow* Kids these days...
You know what’s in those brews?? Madman
MTA but everytime walk escape says "engaging" you go to the graveyard room
Youd never leave
I’m currently on this grind on my Ironman.
Edit: commented before I watched it. Walking up without the hat has been done so many times it’s part if the reason why I’ve not done it yet 😂
It’s a rite of passage
okay sooo... i wanted to learn and was looking for a guide, everyone on my clan told me it was a pain and so i was excited to see a video where the person actually likes it. I started at the alchemist room and paused the video, i was like "wtf how can people actually like this?" hahaha then soon realize it has to be sarcasm and so i watched then the whole video. I couldn´t laught harder hahahah nice video. Loooved it!! Glad i found your channel!
Sarcasm? It's phenominal content dawg. Lol glad you liked it, welcome to the channel :)
I actually grinded for all the infinity robes + master wand and this video was some straight trigger shit, starting with forgetting that fucking hat goddamn
The wand was rough idk if imma ever hit up the robes lol
By far one of the best videos. Keep it up man!
Hell yeah thanks javi
Nothing more relaxing than listening to smooth jazz while sipping on Moscato thinking about how I'll spend my points after a brief 60hour grind.
Indeed, indeed. And brief the grind will be...
If the orbs behave like enchanting jewelry you can spam click em for a bit better points. Still not super engaging but yay colours. Fun video man have a good one.
Yeah loads faster but just annoying to always click lol
@@walkescape9758 No doubt there, I usually just go the afk route but sometimes if I am close to my next goal I will blast through. Sometimes I just do the world hop d stone method but I don't think that's really all that great, just easy and lazy lmfao. Have a good one man :)
It actually used to be the meta then they made an update and dragonstones really aren't much better anymore, not worth the effort tradeoff imo but to each his own
You know, the first time you tortured me with satirically bad takes I was horrified, but this second time it really grew on me, subbed.
Here's to the third :)
I laughed WAY to hard at this,and I share your love for the mage training Arena
A fellow scholar - glad you liked dawg
Riveting content, as the Gowers intended.
Lmao this is great.
Thank you thank you
My first time there I was genuinely confused by the fact that I got bonus points in the tele room
Imagine without it...
god, jagmflex has been really disappointing with the recent updates. we need to go back to the roots with content like this, where the biggest upgrade you'll be getting is irl carpal tunnel and an unfathomable desire to jump off of a bridge. riot in falador!!!
My canon is ready
This but unironically
No irony here sir just honesty
This is the best ever update to the game, and best content they ever released in the game, jagex if you are listening make more Training exactly like this one Please!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️
Couldn't have said it better myself
Oh man I did this recently for the diary and when you said the alchemist room was your favorite I knew we were kindred spirits. Seriously, thank god for bots or nobody would have the infinity robes.
P.S. use the runelite plugin for this to extend (but not preserve) your sanity
Oh it’s easily the best. Yeah I turned them off to film lol id never grind it without runelite even I have my limits
They desperately need to add a bank chest to that place
im 20 seconds in, and I love you dude lol. subbed
Haha thanks man :)
Honestly, this is how all the skilling minigames feel to me, just intense enough to be annoying.
Well said tbh
dude 100 bloods an hour seems absurd
Made bank
Incredible video
Thanks, much love
Thank god I saw this before spending all my points on the infinity set and wands, let alone bones to peaches. Got all my blood runes here instead. 💯
Smart man, glad I could save
LOL getting started killed me
I have refused to touch this place for years. Still waiting for a rework
I just want to make sure the alchemy room actually isn’t your favorite
Uhhh what you mean? It SLAPS
I thought this content was super shit but then I collection logged it on the uim and at least it did not take too long, only the cemetary and high alch activities are pure cancer. Enchanting has been perfect ever since they made it afk.
If you want the absolute worst content in the entire game go and do some aerial fishing. That fishing sack was by far the single most annoying thing I have ever done on OSRS no questions asked.
It is pretty fast to greenlog which is nice. Aerial fishing = nty
Problem is that new runecrafting techniques have made it too easy for irons to get the runes to even cast these spells. Back in the good days they really had to grind much harder to get all those law and nature runes. Now they can just go play a couple games of GoTR???????
100-120 bloods /h 😂
Massive. Changes everything
120 bloods an hours, step aside ankous
New meta
🤣👏
I think mage training arena is the reason I "quit" like 3 times
It's hell
I can't imagine how anyone thought this kind of boring grindy content is enjoyable.
And lock the achievement diaries behind a 5 hour dead-boring grind, is just stupid.
Only bearable part was enchantment room. Because it was the quickest by far.
Changes coming soon though brother
Mage training arena? More like suicide resistance training arena, amiriteguys?
Capes, spells, magin what more could you ask for 🪄🔮🧹🍵🖖