Blinded by water, globally disrespected art historian Goniloc attempts to explain the meaning of the Bell Witch cover art. Instagram: / goniloc Facebook: / gonilocofficial
I freaking love this channel. No music, no cringe jokes, no nonsense-just a man (skull head?) loving his metal and sharing it with us. Goniloc, we salute you!
"Evidenced by the fact that it fits my narrative and I would prefer if nobody contradicts me" defines my entire existence and how I deal with the world around me.
Mirror Reaper came up randomly on one of my Spotify playlists. I saw that 1 hour 23 minute playtime and thought it must have been a mistake from the band, uploading an entire album as a single track instead of separate songs.
I'm wearing a shirt from the Bell Witch Cave and for almost a full second I legit thought the algorithm was getting information from my webcam somehow. But then I saw this about an album and has more to do with my history of looking at Metal channels.
I had no idea that Bell Witch had detailed knowledge about insurance fraud, class action lawsuits, and wanton property damage. Better get LegalEagle over here quick!
In true doom form, the raised house on "Longing" was a reference to Pallbearer's "Foundations of Burden" which had not yet been made, but prophecised by our friend the blanket ghost.
Bell Witch is one of my most favprite discoveries ever, and the cover for Longing is hugely to thank for it. I found the cover somewhere once and out of curiousity as to the music itself I traced the art back to the band. Not only did I discover Bell Witch which is one of my most favprite bands ever but Funeral Foom Metal as a whole. Best discovery I've ever stumbled upon. All thanks to Longing's album cover which is still my favorite style of art to this day. I discovered Fórn the exact same way.
Gonilocs videos are not only hilarious and inteligent in a weird sort of way. But they're worth watching just by the amount of amazing bands that he name drops in his videos.
I swear to blanketed death these are the funniest and most satisfying videos on the internet. Shall I dare to dream and search the future for a Cryptopsy Corrupted Cover Art video? I would even settle for a clumsy joke about the prank-gone-wrong featured on None So Vile! Truly a low bar indeed!
I found myself very welcomed here, second video I watch from you and you bring up asado (I'm from Argentina lol). Loving your content dude, and your voice fits great
Not knowing who Bell Witch are I got two minutes into this vid and then decided to just take a quick little listen to see whats up. Hit that search bar and grab the first track i see on yourtube. Mirror Reaper I didn't know anything about this band, 29mins into that track and a add hit me pulls me out. I cannot put into words how this song made me really feel up to that point but dam, that was something beautiful. I'm not one for doom but changes my mind a little. Thank you Goniloc for this recommendation
I made my wife suffer through this. And then I looked up the album art for mirror reaper. I found out it was an actual full painting not just a square. The conversation we had went as follows: Me:Oh honey here this is the album cover *swipes over to next photo* and this is the full art. Wife: O.O long
This guy's creativity makes me feel stupid.
Shallow and pedantic
@@jessepusatero5511 hmm, indeed shallow and pedantic
Deep and sophomoric.
Poo and pee
Goo and gaa
Corrupted cover art videos are like adhd-fueled shower-thought salad
“But don’t worry, it gets worse”
Doom metal in a nutshell.
I freaking love this channel. No music, no cringe jokes, no nonsense-just a man (skull head?) loving his metal and sharing it with us. Goniloc, we salute you!
This guy doesn’t have nearly enough videos. I see new Cowbelly meme vids everyday,why can’t Goniloc?
@lonesome_blue
Yup! :D
and no crap about parteon subs likes and other shit xd just pure funny content
Corrupted Cover Art: Manilla Road is what I'm waiting for. That would be a loooong video
D
Hi Huutis
Grausamkeit a man of taste
A buckethead one would take a couple hours
Second. In this video, when he mentioned "The Deluge" I kind of expected Manilla Road's album to pop up for a quick second.
"ladies and gentlemen it appears that we're dealing with some classic, old-fashioned, salt-of-the-earth insurance fraud."
-goniloc, 2020
Bust out laughing there
this could have all been avoided if the ghost of the grey blanked simply folded the blanket so he could get back into his house
trueeeee
Thats a nice curve ball
I'm down to ballroom dance to funeral doom.
ahab seems somewhat doable. bell witch seems impossible to dance to
"Evidenced by the fact that it fits my narrative and I would prefer if nobody contradicts me" defines my entire existence and how I deal with the world around me.
im 14 and this is deep
Poor Ghost in Grey Blanket
He just wanted a better blanket
We should make him happy and make him bigger house and smaller blanket so he can be at home
Why didn't he just start a Gofundme campaign?
@@sidneydavidson993 because his pc is in the house and his blanket too big for typing or holding a phone
dude the next corrupted cover art episode should be obituary
Your bones spend a lifetime wet, so no wonder they want to stay dry in the afterlife.
"Ayy yo can i borrow some kind of sheet from your bed"
"Sure man just take a blanket or something"
*Takes comically large blanket*
Bach Witch
Mirror Reaper came up randomly on one of my Spotify playlists. I saw that 1 hour 23 minute playtime and thought it must have been a mistake from the band, uploading an entire album as a single track instead of separate songs.
And it's still too short
this is exactly what i've felt upon encountering Sleep's Dopesmoker
@@BigShrdr try some mizmor too
You know what I love about goniloc he’s quotable
My favorite band covered by my 62nd favorite youtuber?! What a treat!
You actually got me to check out this band, and they're now one of my favs.
I'm wearing a shirt from the Bell Witch Cave and for almost a full second I legit thought the algorithm was getting information from my webcam somehow. But then I saw this about an album and has more to do with my history of looking at Metal channels.
I had no idea that Bell Witch had detailed knowledge about insurance fraud, class action lawsuits, and wanton property damage. Better get LegalEagle over here quick!
All jokes aside, Mirror Reaper is probably the most stunningly gorgeous and epic metal album covers I have ever seen
10:53 That little giggle made the video bajillion times better.
Yet another fantastic installment of corrupted cover art. These never fail to make me laugh. Cheers!
I see Bell Witch, I hit like.
Corrupted Cover Art: Thou
(take us through biblical Art PLEASE)
You're a criminally underrated metal cognoscente, Goniloc-a veritable metal encyclopedia, even. This channel makes me soggy.
Mirror Reaper was the best metal album of 2017. One of my very favorites. Thanks for this Goniloc
In true doom form, the raised house on "Longing" was a reference to Pallbearer's "Foundations of Burden" which had not yet been made, but prophecised by our friend the blanket ghost.
Corrupted Cover Art: Archgoat
YES
Y E S
These videos are an accurate portrayal of what I hear in my brain all day, everyday.
Corrupted Cover Art on Impetigo and Terrorizer would be interesting.
Worm downfall?
Whores of Zombies?
Putrid Abomination storm of straws?
Darker plates ahead.
Holy fuck didnt think I'd see Infant Slug here
Corrupted Cover Art: Suffocation next?
Bell Witch is one of my most favprite discoveries ever, and the cover for Longing is hugely to thank for it. I found the cover somewhere once and out of curiousity as to the music itself I traced the art back to the band. Not only did I discover Bell Witch which is one of my most favprite bands ever but Funeral Foom Metal as a whole. Best discovery I've ever stumbled upon. All thanks to Longing's album cover which is still my favorite style of art to this day. I discovered Fórn the exact same way.
Holy shit, if you could do a Sleep/High on Fire/Om video, I'll sell all my possessions and forward you the money.
Well hello there
Just found your UA-cam channel and it is a goldmine. Thank you lol.
Bell Witch are incredible
This is great. I actually laughed about the phantom as financial word.
I feel like I know a lot about metal until I watch these vids. So many bands I’ve never listened to or even heard of.
Beneath The Mask
is a killer phenomenal track.
It is. Especially if you look into the sample, and that whole movie can be summed up into that one song. Absolutely amazing!
Finally, he does bell witch. Ive loved bell witch for a while..
Gonilocs videos are not only hilarious and inteligent in a weird sort of way. But they're worth watching just by the amount of amazing bands that he name drops in his videos.
Oh fuck yeah, I love this band!
Do Corrupted Cover Art: Corrupted's Cover Art next!
Once again PapaNiloc graces us with his content
I paused and listened to them and came back
Now im a fan
I swear to blanketed death these are the funniest and most satisfying videos on the internet. Shall I dare to dream and search the future for a Cryptopsy Corrupted Cover Art video? I would even settle for a clumsy joke about the prank-gone-wrong featured on None So Vile! Truly a low bar indeed!
Hell yeah, new Corrupted Coverart! Thanks for blessing us with this!
I really liked this video! Original and well-written. Was subscribed some times ago, but never really watched your work... Now, I know what to do!
I mean that actually went together really well, I wouldn’t be surprised if he hit the nail on the head with this one
Electric Wizard corrupt cover art please
I'm always waiting for these vids to drop
I found myself very welcomed here, second video I watch from you and you bring up asado (I'm from Argentina lol).
Loving your content dude, and your voice fits great
Love!
"Even the moon looks like it has an iron deficiency."
That made me smile so hard I subscribed.
Best UA-cam channel ever
You never disappoint goniloc
Love this band!
Bell witch, a band I found out from a spongebob meme. Thank you for doing this fantastic band
Not knowing who Bell Witch are I got two minutes into this vid and then decided to just take a quick little listen to see whats up.
Hit that search bar and grab the first track i see on yourtube.
Mirror Reaper
I didn't know anything about this band, 29mins into that track and a add hit me pulls me out. I cannot put into words how this song made me really feel up to that point but dam, that was something beautiful.
I'm not one for doom but changes my mind a little.
Thank you Goniloc for this recommendation
definitely check out “Bails” off Longing. i listened to nothing but that track for a week once.
Did you try giving that spirit tree fiddy?
Bell Witch is fucking awesome. I want longing on a jewel case more than i want to know where my dad went
sometimes in the dawn I ask myself when it all goes wrong in my life. Then I remember I'm watching goniloc at 5am and somehow everything makes sense.
Thank you for the new video king 👑👑👑
Hell yeah Ive had the cover art for Longing as my PS4 background forever. Dope ass band
didin't expect a bell witch video
I needed this.
This is the one I wanted to see most, nice, I love Longing
I've been waiting for this episode
I love bell witch
YES BELL WITCH
finally, it all makes sense now. glad to see that the spirit of critical analysis is still alive and well somewhere on youtube. thanks!
Thank you 🙌
I’m just waiting for Bell Witch to come out and confirm the aimless rambling goniloc just did as cannon.
For some reason the M A S S I V E at 0:43 made me laugh out loud
Goddammit I love this band.
God I love this so much
Bell Witch are also fantastic
one of the few bands i rlly enjoy
10:52 Impenetrurrbbl brurrbl of BLABLA
YES! Bell witch!!!
Metal cover art is the best cover art!!!
The demos cover is a whispering eye. There's a lil pearl above her head. Spot that, and you can see the big picture. I could be wrong though. 🙃
Do Death's cover art!!!!!!!
Well Bitch, you made an awesome video about Bell Witch, Goniloc.
Corrupted Cover Art: Mayhem
Wait, no!
you should do cannibal corpse that would be awesome
Bro this vid makes me so happy Bell Witch has such cool shit
Goniloc made me ask who is benefiting from wetting the skeletons
What in the upstairs window on the longing cover art? Perhaps the smaller blanket so desired by our fraudulent specter.
My great grandmother is n
Niola Bell. From Adams Tennessee. And I've heard some scary shit about that place
I made my wife suffer through this. And then I looked up the album art for mirror reaper. I found out it was an actual full painting not just a square. The conversation we had went as follows:
Me:Oh honey here this is the album cover *swipes over to next photo* and this is the full art.
Wife: O.O long
Great video as always. Just wish you could put the name of the outtro music in the description. Or answer my question about what the title of it is.
It says it at the end of the video, it’s the theme music for the channel and it was composed by Chandler Myers
Unlike Goniloc, my bones are hardly ever dry.
Do Hair metal. Bastardized history!
Its history is already funny enough
@@ZacharyTheJackal which is why it would make a great video.
@@sollybear33 Good point
@Captain Bruh idk I figure hair and glam metal are the same.
Sick burn on Seattle! There's like 4 good bands here lmao
new 👏 goniloc 👏 video 👏
Corrupted Cover Art: Blind Guardian when?
Omg Goniloc made a reference about my country, I'm about to die
You are the Trey the Explainer of Metal
First time I see a video from this channel, Idk if you already checked "Lantlôs-Neon" but you should do that.
The artwork for Four Phantoms was done by Paolo Girardi, who in the last few years has drawn some of the best covers this side of Dan Seagrave
Fractured Minds!!!