How Joseph Anderson Broke Every Game Ever

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  • @jammie994
    @jammie994 2 місяці тому +1258

    posting it right before the erdtree video is crazy

  • @lemurpotatoes7988
    @lemurpotatoes7988 2 місяці тому +378

    In real life, using explosions in tunnels is incredibly dangerous and will shoot deadly shrapnel extremely far in both directions. It's basically a giant cannon. Amnesia situation should have been an unconventional game over screen at best.

    • @soupcangaming662
      @soupcangaming662 Місяць тому +30

      Also, wouldnt it just collapse the tunnel? Even if you had plenty of hard cover, you'd just make it harder for yourself. Just crawl in there with some pliers.

  • @meatballman_botw
    @meatballman_botw 2 місяці тому +116

    i have no idea who this guy is this video was just recommended to me out of nowhere and i think this is the best advertisement i could get for watching his streams. i am captivated

    • @TheUltimateShade667
      @TheUltimateShade667 2 місяці тому +2

      Same. I've heard the name but it just kinda blended in to every other Jerma-like streamer on twitch.

    • @emperortgp2424
      @emperortgp2424 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@TheUltimateShade667lol I wish there were more Jerma-likes and less Ludwig-likes on twitch

    • @jc_art_
      @jc_art_ 21 день тому

      ​@@emperortgp2424 ludwig is the mrbeast of twitch, except hopefully without all the 😬 stuff

  • @agentduck9285
    @agentduck9285 2 місяці тому +447

    The Jerma 'gyas' soundbite at 12:15 had me questioning my sanity, that gyas bit lives in my head rent free.

    • @GGPlex_
      @GGPlex_ 2 місяці тому +23

      The smelly smells

    • @peepthehorror-y8o
      @peepthehorror-y8o 2 місяці тому +15

      proof joe is jerma's alter ego: he thinks gas is funny

    • @lloydau3610
      @lloydau3610 2 місяці тому +7

      I've never seen someone's community more obsessed with Jerma than Joe's

    • @zantezalighieri
      @zantezalighieri 2 місяці тому

      ​@@lloydau3610 @Falco on yt posts jerma and joseph anderson vods (both with chat)... so u aint wrong

    • @zack-lk8if
      @zack-lk8if 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@@lloydau3610 Jerma's

  • @andrewduan5123
    @andrewduan5123 2 місяці тому +224

    i alwasy wonder how people find obscure skips in games, and then i started watching Joe play literally fucking anything

  • @alfie4234
    @alfie4234 2 місяці тому +756

    Today’s the day where it was revealed that both Joe and Retinas haven’t quit UA-cam yet.

  • @aclaymushroomwithaberet7084
    @aclaymushroomwithaberet7084 2 місяці тому +385

    So as you cans see he has never ever tried to break a game intentionally, he just tripped over a banana and in the process of falling started an entire youtube channel

    • @a_few_species
      @a_few_species 2 місяці тому +17

      "All it takes is one bug day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bug day."

  • @mateofamate1387
    @mateofamate1387 2 місяці тому +447

    Amnesia The Bunker was bold as fuck saying "go ahead and experiment" with minimal ass crafting and nothing else on top of a mostly linear game.

    • @ActuallyNotIlmatar
      @ActuallyNotIlmatar 2 місяці тому +80

      Basically, pseudo-deepness or pretending it's more complex than it is.

    • @sewerentropy5217
      @sewerentropy5217 2 місяці тому +37

      uh oh, the curious case of "dorks taking everything too seriously" strikes again.

    • @PoorEdward
      @PoorEdward 2 місяці тому +130

      @@sewerentropy5217uh oh, clinical case of not being able to engage with valid criticism or observations of silliness !

    • @f3z087
      @f3z087 2 місяці тому +21

      ​@@PoorEdward Come on lol, a game doesn't need to account for every possible use case to encourage players to experiment, especially for a game this small in scope.

    • @sewerentropy5217
      @sewerentropy5217 2 місяці тому +33

      @@PoorEdward "this game is bad because it has limitations" is not criticism, it applies to every game that has ever been or will be made. The Bunker has more experimentation than like 99% of video games, it just sounds like you all didn't play it lmao

  • @magneticflux-
    @magneticflux- 2 місяці тому +284

    Channeling Librarian with that outro I see lmao

  • @maxchrome_
    @maxchrome_ 2 місяці тому +161

    Bro unintentionally did more game testing for Forspoken than devs ever did :/

  • @rootzparty3053
    @rootzparty3053 2 місяці тому +89

    Fun fact on the Amnesia explosives question: apparently, TNT is approximately a THOUSAND TIMES MORE EXPLOSIVE PER POUND THAN GUNPOWDER, meaning that the amount of explosives he used isn't remotly close enough to achieve the same effect.

    • @TheUltimateShade667
      @TheUltimateShade667 2 місяці тому +2

      Except he did use the tnt.

    • @rootzparty3053
      @rootzparty3053 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@TheUltimateShade667 Do you mean the red barrels? Those were gunpowder or another less powerful explosive. Given how much space is in that barrel, if they were full of tnt, I suspect a single barrel would delete an entire section of the hallway, and given the number of barrels around, the chain reaction of every barrel would remove the bunker from existance.

    • @TheUltimateShade667
      @TheUltimateShade667 2 місяці тому +8

      @@rootzparty3053 No, he gets the tnt in the video a little later on. He tries to use the barrels to trigger the tnt.

    • @netneo4038
      @netneo4038 2 місяці тому +17

      @@TheUltimateShade667 contrary to popular belief, tnt doesn't explode by force impact. However, considering that tnt is set off by using triggering a smaller explosive, setting it off with the barrels probably would have worked in real life? But I am no explosives expert, all I know is that TNT by itself is extremely inert, its really hard to get it to go off other than via the intended methods. Like you can shoot it, stab it, bounce it, cook it, and it wont explode.

    • @soupcangaming662
      @soupcangaming662 Місяць тому +5

      @@netneo4038 Same with nearly any other explosive, namely the plastic Semtex and C4 explosives. It's the blasting cap you have to worry about. Hell, even nuclear bombs are pretty safe with impacts, explosives, etc. Most they'll do is fizzle out.

  • @GikamesShadow
    @GikamesShadow 2 місяці тому +44

    The Alan Wake part is what made me now understand how speedrun glitches are found
    Pure and utter boredom xD

    • @raven75257
      @raven75257 2 місяці тому +9

      Not even boredom. Just people asking "What if?" repeatedly

  • @avarisi
    @avarisi 2 місяці тому +441

    joe got genbu'd 😢

    • @D-OS_II_Fan
      @D-OS_II_Fan 2 місяці тому +11

      That hitler cat video spurred joe into action.

    • @Imperial_Squid
      @Imperial_Squid 2 місяці тому +13

      "AQUA GOT NORT'D" "... What does that even mean?"

    • @willostrand6555
      @willostrand6555 2 місяці тому +3

      @@Imperial_Squid idk but shot in the dark I’m gonna guess it’s a reference to Joes husbando, Nordman from internet historians nord vpn ads

    • @Imperial_Squid
      @Imperial_Squid 2 місяці тому +12

      @@willostrand6555 nope, ProZD's "casual vs diehard kingdom hearts players" skit, but reasonable guess!

  • @monkeyking2721
    @monkeyking2721 2 місяці тому +102

    Yay new Retinas video, thank you for introducing me to Joseph Anderson.

    • @Frommerman
      @Frommerman 2 місяці тому

      Search for trolley chan

  • @daxtear
    @daxtear 2 місяці тому +89

    I cant believe I somehow missed the return of trolley chan in Black Mesa. Or I at least forgot about it. I WATCHED those streams

  • @titanus2310
    @titanus2310 2 місяці тому +44

    19:08 you do need an explosion to set off tnt as it is very stable HOWEVER that barrel I'm no explosives expert but I'm 100% sure that barrel EXPLODES therefore should set off the tnt

    • @shibainu2528
      @shibainu2528 2 місяці тому +7

      Red barrel = Explosion, that's what I've learned from my time at the School of First Person Shooters, specifically the courses of Half Life, Bioshock, and other such gam- er, classes.

    • @netneo4038
      @netneo4038 2 місяці тому +8

      yeah as far as I'm aware, tnt being extremely inert means that you can shoot it and it wont go off. But the barrels probably should have. Although it does mention "high grade high velocity explosion" and the barrels are probably gunpowder, which might not be sufficient.

  • @dmj271095
    @dmj271095 2 місяці тому +12

    He loves moving and stacking boxes in half life, proof that he secretly loved hello neighbour

  • @emmecalvert6691
    @emmecalvert6691 2 місяці тому +39

    Trolley-Chan is one of the best things the source engine and Joseph has ever given us xD

  • @ReverendPuffin
    @ReverendPuffin 2 місяці тому +38

    My prayers have been answered, ive been desperate for a new Retinas video 🤩

  • @LordOfDegeneracy
    @LordOfDegeneracy 2 місяці тому +411

    abso-fucking-lutely NO game should make the claim "do whatever you want, its possible" unless its the most realistic physics and material sim ever with every element and molecule known to man coded in.

    • @momerathsoutgabe-mt1gc
      @momerathsoutgabe-mt1gc 2 місяці тому +87

      "most of the things you'll think of are possible"
      "Quite a few things are possible that you wouldn't expect."
      Anything to ensure people aren't lied to. Not difficult.

    • @Hello-lf1xs
      @Hello-lf1xs 2 місяці тому +18

      @@momerathsoutgabe-mt1gc didn't it say 'something MIGHT be possible' and 'SOME obstacles can be overcome in multiple ways'? in a loading screen around 20:30 or so

    • @ASlickNamedPimpback
      @ASlickNamedPimpback 2 місяці тому +27

      @@momerathsoutgabe-mt1gc lmao its not that deep, it isnt lying when its just a lighthearted way of saying "be creative"

    • @soupcangaming662
      @soupcangaming662 Місяць тому +1

      "I think I can noclip."
      "Why can't I noclip?"

    • @josiahworthington3881
      @josiahworthington3881 Місяць тому +6

      @@ASlickNamedPimpbackYou have to remember, most of these people whining are chronically indoors lol

  • @Evanz111
    @Evanz111 2 місяці тому +59

    How did you know?
    HOW DID YOU KNOW? 😭

  • @sadpee7710
    @sadpee7710 2 місяці тому +16

    trolley chan meme editing is done well and appreciated

  • @zephshoir
    @zephshoir 2 місяці тому +15

    So happy you are back!

  • @Sireristof1332
    @Sireristof1332 2 місяці тому +45

    godbless a new retinas

  • @Brigtzen
    @Brigtzen 2 місяці тому +29

    the reversed new tech xd 21:40

  • @s0r480
    @s0r480 Місяць тому

    You just gotta love Joe´s determination and also his community drawing pictures or doing compilations like these!

  • @HueyTheDoctor
    @HueyTheDoctor 2 місяці тому +5

    Trolley-chan and her adventures are unironically one of the best video game character arcs I've ever seen. Like Gordon, she won our hearts without saying a word.

  • @travus111
    @travus111 2 місяці тому +42

    outro is everything

  • @the19Zabaniyah
    @the19Zabaniyah 20 днів тому +2

    "I don't break games on purpose"
    Yes He does

  • @cutie7012
    @cutie7012 2 місяці тому +8

    The librarian ending card, I love it

  • @connordlthegamer2980
    @connordlthegamer2980 2 місяці тому +5

    G Man watching Gordon spend 5 minutes building a fucking staircase out of boxes and barrels just to get 75% shield charge and some cool dialogue from a door

  • @BlkDragonian
    @BlkDragonian Місяць тому +2

    ending totally clears up why this was recommended, thank you librarian

  • @anthonytilleman3576
    @anthonytilleman3576 Місяць тому +3

    14:18 for a second I thought it actually worked

  • @names7278
    @names7278 2 місяці тому +23

    I'm impressed he'd even say he doesn't break games when I've never seen him play a game correctly even 50% of the way through.

  • @vanderkarl3927
    @vanderkarl3927 2 місяці тому +5

    I CANT FUCKING B ELIEVE TROLLY CHAN IS BACK AND SHE GOT HER POWERS AGAIN FAWTISHJFIOSh

  • @tacofitness1876
    @tacofitness1876 2 місяці тому +5

    lmfao the way we both read the "oh dude fucking play"

  • @reisiramv
    @reisiramv 2 місяці тому +8

    we're librarian guys of course we have a minecraft outro

  • @Ribbons0121R121
    @Ribbons0121R121 2 місяці тому +4

    need this guy as a playtester

  • @GwenShep
    @GwenShep 2 місяці тому +2

    The bunker playthrough will forever be my favourite

  • @sleep5778
    @sleep5778 2 місяці тому

    Thank you for everything, your work will always be appreciated.

  • @sleepylad951
    @sleepylad951 2 місяці тому

    the little resurgence of trolley-chan makes me smile, and that the momentum storage bug works too

  • @quantum5661
    @quantum5661 2 місяці тому +1

    thank god for retinas. i like joe but i fucking hate livestreams, so these cutdown versions are great.

  • @admiralalyssa
    @admiralalyssa 2 місяці тому +7

    How Joseph Anderson broke his audience by doing everything except finishing The Witcher 3 project.
    Being a JA fan is just a life of misery and pain :/

  • @NoSmoke1
    @NoSmoke1 2 місяці тому +3

    I love how joe always defaults to the persona 4 music

  • @TechArtCube
    @TechArtCube 2 місяці тому +3

    We need SUPERCUT, all bits together from all the years.

  • @IceKoldKilla
    @IceKoldKilla 2 місяці тому +1

    I'm so glad I found this video. You did this all the time? I'm subscribing.

  • @bakage-it3yz
    @bakage-it3yz 2 місяці тому +9

    Dev! Your game collapsed!

  • @georgedavy8689
    @georgedavy8689 2 місяці тому +6

    propane-chan my beloved

  • @diskoBonez
    @diskoBonez 2 місяці тому +4

    incredible compilation

  • @JayMaverick
    @JayMaverick 2 місяці тому +1

    Game: If you think it's possible, it probably is
    Joe:

  • @mogullll
    @mogullll 2 місяці тому +2

    18:51 this was an irl learning moment I remember seeing this on stream had no idea

  • @arcusmike2614
    @arcusmike2614 2 місяці тому +2

    Today started bad, but a Retinas upload is about to change all that.

  • @thatonegal32
    @thatonegal32 2 місяці тому +1

    I have no idea who this guy is but covid is making me enjoy this

  • @Desgax
    @Desgax 2 місяці тому

    I love the consistent Trolley-chan lore of becoming empowered by trains

  • @cocombi
    @cocombi 2 місяці тому

    i cant believe the loading trolley-chan with train power tech is consistent😭

  • @TimeLordTCS
    @TimeLordTCS 2 місяці тому +2

    that persona music hit me like a truck

  • @SwagBroPlays
    @SwagBroPlays 2 місяці тому +2

    Also not included: Literally all of Jedi Survivor and Starfield XD

    • @retinas2001
      @retinas2001  2 місяці тому +1

      I already have videos on those streams

  • @slop599
    @slop599 2 місяці тому +1

    MY FAVOURITE UPLOADER

  • @keiichimaebara1360
    @keiichimaebara1360 2 місяці тому +3

    INVERTED NEW TECH SOUND
    NEW TECH

  • @RecliningWhale
    @RecliningWhale 2 місяці тому +15

    Joe was a victim of his own poor understanding of TNT and chat, equally ignorant, backing him up. TNT is not nearly as volatile as he thinks it is and cannot, generally, be detonated by shooting it. This is a common mistake video games and movies make, but is not one based in reality.

  • @Badococs
    @Badococs 2 місяці тому +9

    love the outro Retinas.

  • @EvyTallWoman
    @EvyTallWoman Місяць тому

    Rules of Nature was absolutely perfect for the trolly! Maybe Joseph Anderson really is Metal Gear Ray.

  • @cylerherbst9143
    @cylerherbst9143 2 місяці тому

    "just shoot it to blow it up" and then my KSP build just explodes for no reason why was it so perfect

  • @Coconut-219
    @Coconut-219 2 місяці тому

    Joseph "His Massiveness" Anderson
    The Breaker of Things

  • @SnufflySpy
    @SnufflySpy 2 місяці тому

    New Retinas comp video dropped, today is a good day

  • @Rayo75
    @Rayo75 2 місяці тому +2

    peak as always

  • @ghost_ship_supreme
    @ghost_ship_supreme 2 місяці тому

    19:10. Otro glycerin is typically stored in rolls (TNT) or vials, not barrels. The barrels were likely gunpowder… but yeah, it still should’ve cleared that tiny blockage, lol

  • @SplittTwig
    @SplittTwig 2 місяці тому

    You’re incredible thank you.

  • @martingarricks6209
    @martingarricks6209 2 місяці тому

    "How Joseph Anderson Broke Every Game Ever" *starts with footage of him failing to glitch game and give up*

  • @Excaliwolf2
    @Excaliwolf2 2 місяці тому

    In the the year of our lord 2024, I never expected to see the return og Trolley-Chan.

  • @kazakhstanish288
    @kazakhstanish288 14 днів тому

    THE Joe Anderson?!

  • @hvn_gng
    @hvn_gng 2 місяці тому +4

    Hey I heard you said it was your last project for the year, this comes as a great surprise to me, and many others. Retinas, shout-out you for the digestible stream content!

  • @FinetalPies
    @FinetalPies 2 місяці тому

    Joe's only defence is that chat tells him to do it

  • @gkdunch
    @gkdunch 2 місяці тому

    i love how the amnesia section is like half the video lmao

  • @IceKoldKilla
    @IceKoldKilla 2 місяці тому +2

    At the end of your Amnesia gameplay, that song you were doing, sounded an awful like the Super Mario Bros theme but with missing notes.

    • @retinas2001
      @retinas2001  2 місяці тому +2

      That song is "Life Is Beautiful" from Deadly Premonition. All of the songs used in the video are listed in the credits at the end.

  • @nicholasw3152
    @nicholasw3152 Місяць тому +2

    Does this dude actually play the game normally first playthrough or does he spend the entire time testing things out like this until he beats it?

  • @JoshuaR9763
    @JoshuaR9763 2 місяці тому +1

    Omg we are so back

  • @adonsway
    @adonsway Місяць тому +4

    where is the game breaking? bro just made everything more work for himself😂

  • @extenduss
    @extenduss 17 днів тому

    Joe has an active ability to break games, Vinesauce has a passive ability to break games

  • @jii_x2
    @jii_x2 2 місяці тому +4

    The angry game breaker who hates games is back

  • @SergioSergio12345
    @SergioSergio12345 17 днів тому

    16:19 The start of a Crazy Taxi game

  • @Woodland_Adventures
    @Woodland_Adventures 2 місяці тому +1

    If anyone's got a reputation for breaking games it's Josh from LGIO

  • @Frommerman
    @Frommerman 2 місяці тому +7

    Dynamite, once it has been fully manufactured, is rather difficult to make explode. The manufacturing process is obscenely dangerous (particularly in early days) and it can destabilize over the course of decades in storage, but as a general rule you do need more than just impact or heat to detonate it. You need both simultaneously, which is why it was used for so long.

    • @NoTraceOfSense
      @NoTraceOfSense 2 місяці тому +1

      Dynamite was also invented by Alfred Nobel.
      Same guy who started the Nobel Prize.

  • @eldonhill4840
    @eldonhill4840 2 місяці тому

    that "Watch Joe live" in the description really doing some heavy lifting right now huh

  • @dewpotdewdrop
    @dewpotdewdrop Місяць тому

    Idk what’s more surprising, you breaking these games or the fact there’s a Forspoken fan out there

  • @Grxblrg5757
    @Grxblrg5757 2 місяці тому

    Trolley-Chan was on the train tracks too, right where he left her :')

  • @theminecraft4202
    @theminecraft4202 2 місяці тому +2

    a natural lab rat, one might say

  • @ocomolinaehain1795
    @ocomolinaehain1795 2 місяці тому

    never heard of this person before, but i loved the video

  • @decorumlopez9147
    @decorumlopez9147 2 місяці тому

    Listen, he had a very challenging childhood.

  • @thegameguy208
    @thegameguy208 3 дні тому

    josephs gameplay is unironically better than his game analysis

  • @Da_Random
    @Da_Random 2 місяці тому +3

    Honestly the "new tech" sound effect is so satisfying and funny. Where'd you even get it from?

    • @douglasleeks1010
      @douglasleeks1010 2 місяці тому +3

      Search joeseph anderson chicken voice

    • @Da_Random
      @Da_Random 2 місяці тому +5

      @@douglasleeks1010 dude omg thank you

  • @nooth5552
    @nooth5552 2 місяці тому +1

    Joe just hasn’t been the same since hello neighbor. Sadly think that game did irreparable damage.

  • @eldonhill4840
    @eldonhill4840 2 місяці тому

    By all means, DO NOT LET THIS MAN COOK

  • @Mnhr-Starling
    @Mnhr-Starling 2 місяці тому +2

    It's you!

  • @Guante_de_arroz
    @Guante_de_arroz 2 місяці тому

    2:55 Now I'm stuck watching the entirety of Joe's Persona 4 streams, Just because this dumb bit catched my interest lol

    • @retinas2001
      @retinas2001  2 місяці тому +1

      lmao glad to hear it!

    • @Guante_de_arroz
      @Guante_de_arroz 2 місяці тому +1

      @@retinas2001 Can't wait to find out what "Nice vegetables" is

  • @DarkMagician_55
    @DarkMagician_55 2 місяці тому

    This is also how I play video games. I have spent way too many hours trying to avoid the intended path or solution.

  • @AceWolf456
    @AceWolf456 2 місяці тому

    Of all things I expected to see in 2024, the revival of number one waifu Trolly-chan was not one of them.

  • @SgtSlapmaster
    @SgtSlapmaster 2 місяці тому

    Funny how both Metal Gear Solid and Half-Life came out within a couple of months of one another in 1998, and both feature this same sort of slow industrial diagonal elevator which has enemies coming down at you. Maybe inspired by a film from the era?

    • @tuamaputanna2897
      @tuamaputanna2897 2 місяці тому +2

      it's inspired by a scene in akira if im not mistaken

  • @HiChessie
    @HiChessie 2 місяці тому

    God I would have loved to see if he could pull off the skip in Alan wake. I assume theres an invisible wall but he was an ARTIST with those barrels

  • @CssHDmonster
    @CssHDmonster 2 місяці тому +2

    if u think u can do something, u probably can. thanks for the video lib.....mino......bookworm