My first run ever: I'll try this haircut because if looks so goofy, but I'm sure that there will be a barber shop in the town that i can access like... right away...
guy moves to town, sells his gifted seeds to plant 12 tulips, sleeps for 5 months straight letting his farm go wild, starts making early morning trips to befriend that strange guy who may have banged someone elses wife , keeps only sleeping otherwise and finally runs out with complete plastic surgery ig
My new main was Guy moves to town and over the course of a year flirts with Abigail while visiting the strange man in the forest. Right before his wedding he enters the strange man's tower and instead of the man that proposed to Abigail a woman who looks completely different emerges and nobody questions it 🤣
@@enterTrnwrck Lol Pelican Town's mayor is corrupt and screwing the animal lady WHO'S NEVER AT WORK WHEN YOU NEED HER. They could care less if you enter the tower and come out a totally different person lol
He really moved into a town, and instead of clearing his overgrown grandfather's farm, runs to the local shopkeeper to buy flower seeds. Then plants the flowers, sleeps for a few days, only to meet with the mayor about some run down building of something (idk who reallt cares tbh). Then goes back to sleep for a few months, wakes up, and starts gifting the local anti-social magician to give him said flowers and a few weird mushrooms. And all this to gain access to his basement and transition genders instantly. Absolutely amazing. I love video games.
I always grind out the Mines and play Darkness Farm, so the Wizard ends up being my first friend all the time. Void Essences drop from Wilderness Golems which spawn on your farm, and you can repeatedly do frozen floors for Ghost spawns which give you a basically assured Solar Essence.
Love your vids! This wouldn't be as hard if you were also doing a mining challenge. During the Cup you were gathering all his favorites from the lower levels already. Still a tough challenge though, & I thought you did a great job with both challenges. ;)
i’ve learned so much from your videos and i’ve been so obsessed with stardew valley since i found your channel! i love your energy and your videos are super entertaining
I think Eggplant would be better. First harvest 5 days, and same price as tulips. Also, you can probably try cutting a mushroom tree down every day by resetting until you get a purple. My final run would be 1. Make a chest and space in front of Farmhouse 2. Sleep to Fall 1 3. Buy 5 Eggplant 4. Wake up only to check for Purple Mushrooms 5. Proceed like Seanie Dew
He mentions that you can get in the wizards basement via the dark talisman sidequest, which requires completing the community center, but if I'm not mistaken, doesn't completing the bulletin board already pretty much give you enough friendship to get into the wizard's basement?
Completing the bulletin board gives 2 hearts of friendship but in order to access the bulletin board you need to complete a number of other bundles in the community center
Not only that but the easiest method of doing the boiler room is 1 solar essence and 1 void essence. Just give that to him on his birthday and you'll be all the way there.
@@danemr6808I’m surprised this speed run didn’t focus on the solar and void essences haha… That would’ve been my attempt, but I’m no speedrunner! And I’m awful at mining. But you’d probably need to upgrade the pickaxe a couple times, maybe copper would do. What levels do the first essence-dropping creatures appear?
That would get complicated considering how some dessert recipes come from friendships with the townsfolk (for example, rhubarb pie is a recipe that you get from Marnie at 7 hearts, rice pudding is a recipe that you get from Evelyn at 7 hearts, ice cream is a recipe that you get from Jodi at 7 hearts...there are some desserts that you get recipes for at 3 hearts, but then again the final dessert is found on Ginger Island from the trader after trading 30 bone fragments). Still, it might be worth a try.
My idea : Buy a coop then go to sleep till fall in fall u will definitely get a void egg in the coop so u go get it make a maionese maker and and then put the void egg in and befor all that complete the community center with Jojas help and then u will get the wizard cut scene and then give the void maionese to the goblin and then u can enter his room .
Nah that's too time consuming, unless it was a run that had certain rules making it HAVE to be the best strategy. You've gotta get stuff for the coop, including money, and then there's the RNG on void egg then a wait the void mayo then the walks time and so on and so forth
So math. Talking to someone gives you 20 points, a gift is 45 and then there's the -2 points for each day you don't talk to them until you have max friendship. That's not relevant for this challenge meaning for the remaining 5 days you don't talk to them, you lose 10 points, meaning 120 points a week (2[45+20]-10=120). Running the math backwards (so subtracting from 1000 to represent gift giving and adding to represent decay) you need 7 gifts/talks assuming one of them is a loved gift given on his birthday, which actually gives a bit of leeway (~30 points but that was simplifying the run so you started giving gifts on Mon/Tue, you can get more by giving the first two gifts Fri/Sat), you can either skip two weeks after starting raising the Wizard's friendship, or you can skip talking to him once. This means the latest you can start giving gifts is the 5th of Winter, if you found a loved gift for the Wizard before the 20th of Fall (but you have the leeway to do that if you find a loved gift after the 20th of Fall).
could have gone faster by force passing out after giving hom the gift each day instead of walking back every time, or by using the parsnips so no need to ever go to pierres. should be easy enough to shave huge time off this lol
@@velvetbutterfly using any tool uses stamina. Spam use a tool to use up your stamina bar and you'll get the exhausted condition. Keep going and you'll pass out
@@Hyenadont that would take longer than just running back to the south cabin because of how many uses a full bar takes and the extra animations and stuff. It would also stop you from being able to actually afford the shrine
I speedrun this almost every time, and I *always* get the mushroom cave, since he loves the purple ones. I use the id codes and the telephone to cheat items in, so changing my name is kinda a requirement for me
@@AShatteredDragonsSpirit the Shrine of Trans your Gender for me is my local nationwide thrive program edit: i believe this Shrine is only for those that are underage, but i may be incorrect
Solar and void essences are actually pretty easy to obtain, just focus on shadow brutes in the regular mines and you'll stack up the void essences pretty quickly. Ghosts, mummies, and squid kids are where I get most of my solar essence from as well
You can just jump in the mines and speed run to the first floor where you can get a solar essence then just give it to him on his birthday. He literally gets like four hearts from a loved gift on his birthday lol
That wouldn’t work. You need 1,000 total friendship points, but giving the wizard a loved gift on his birthday only gives you 640 points. Talking to the wizard only gives another 20 points. Also, the wizard loves purple mushrooms as well as solar essences, but on a Forest Farm, mushrooms are much easier to get. In addition, while solar essences have no quality, mushrooms do, and this can affect friendship points. If you’re lucky enough to find an iridium purple mushroom, that will give 960 points instead of just 640.
By the time you got the challenge during the Cup, you would have been far enough that you could have gotten solar and void essence easily, so despite being on the beach farm, that challenge would have been doable in the time remaining when it was given.
wheat grows faster than radishes by 2 days and their only ten gollars each which mean to get 12 it would be 120 gollars which would make it easier to get that money back so heres my idea: 1. get the fishing rod 2. sleep till summer 3. get the 12 wheat 4. water and let the wheat grow 5. get the money back by fishing 6. sleep till fall 7. get 4 hearts with the wizard with the wheat 8. somewhere in there get purple mushrooms 9. change your appearance I hope you see this and get a better time. also if you do do this again Pls give me credit. (also also wheat grows in fall too) (also also also you might need more perple mushrooms or wheat beacuse its a universal neutrals)
speed running making tea would be cool. have to get two hearts with Caroline and then wait for the Bush to grow and then let it brew
The tea plant in the room give the leaves so you can just get that. No need to wait for the bush to grow.
You would need a keg as well
@@yourboi5492 have to either get up farming quickly, or complete the artisan bundle. defiantly wouldn't be a short speedrun
@green pikmin just saying it looks cool when having a no speed run. But when you do a speed run no bush
@@Solscalr Wait really? That's useful to know.
"It doesn't have to be a flower I guess it can be any vegetable" If only there was a set of 15 vegetable seeds you started off with :D
along with 500g
Ha
If only. Too bad we don't start off with the 15 seeds and 500G. Oh well. /sar
My first run ever: I'll try this haircut because if looks so goofy, but I'm sure that there will be a barber shop in the town that i can access like... right away...
I put on sunglasses. I almost restarted my farm when I realized I can't change it anytime soon but I was already too far into the game
@@deliriouscheetorip
at first i thought the saloon was a salon for some reason lmaooo
@@deliriouscheeto i hc that my player character just does not take off the sunglasses and his husband has seen his eyeballs less than 10 times ever
seanie could make a video about walking around stardew shaking trees and i'd still watch it
stealing this
"speedrunning 1mil only using tree drops" pr smthn
Don’t temp him
The fact that nobody in the stream realized parsnips are also liked by the wizard..
There's only like 4 people that don't like parsnips. The kids, haley, and someone else I can't think of right now
BAHAHAHHA
This is the "Tulips to Change Appearance%" speedrun 🤣
@@theoneandonlyflexo Abigail and Sam don't like Parsnips either
huh? he hated it when i have it to him-
guy moves to town, sells his gifted seeds to plant 12 tulips, sleeps for 5 months straight letting his farm go wild, starts making early morning trips to befriend that strange guy who may have banged someone elses wife , keeps only sleeping otherwise and finally runs out with complete plastic surgery ig
My new main was
Guy moves to town and over the course of a year flirts with Abigail while visiting the strange man in the forest.
Right before his wedding he enters the strange man's tower and instead of the man that proposed to Abigail a woman who looks completely different emerges and nobody questions it 🤣
@@Queen_Homuthe town supports trans folks 😂
@@enterTrnwrck Lol Pelican Town's mayor is corrupt and screwing the animal lady WHO'S NEVER AT WORK WHEN YOU NEED HER. They could care less if you enter the tower and come out a totally different person lol
God, your trying to do math while playing this game is such a mood. That's why I always keep the calculator app on my phone open when I'm playing it.
It's doing all that with an audience that really impress me, I'd probably be unable to do 2+2 under those conditions.
I just ask my dad he is inhumanly good at math
Imagine playing a game with a bloody calculator
imagine he didn't choke and hit 4 hearts on the wizards birthday... and couldn't even sell his stuff to Pierre...
that would have been a big oof
"Chat is just saying random numbers" as they correct him about his math 💀
He really moved into a town, and instead of clearing his overgrown grandfather's farm, runs to the local shopkeeper to buy flower seeds. Then plants the flowers, sleeps for a few days, only to meet with the mayor about some run down building of something (idk who reallt cares tbh). Then goes back to sleep for a few months, wakes up, and starts gifting the local anti-social magician to give him said flowers and a few weird mushrooms. And all this to gain access to his basement and transition genders instantly.
Absolutely amazing. I love video games.
If he started to take into account heart decay when you dont talk to them into account his math would have been even more hilarious
How hard would the full dino costume be? Would that have been a realistic goal or not?
I'm definitely going to try this one soon :)
Lol name it after the dino run game
"Dino run speed run"
Something like that
Throwing ideas our
Edit: typo out
@@SeanieDew So did I miss the video or is "soon" longer than 9 months? 🤔
@@crandria2001 LOL
Seanie day 1: I have too much money
Seanie in winter: Well well how the turn tables
as soon as seanie was looking at the wiki and decided on poppies, i was about to prepare for a wild ride.
I was hoping chat wouldn't tell him and we'd get his run of poppies
The all-over-the-place math exercises had me rolling. 😂😂
Not factoring in the -2/day for not talking to him when you did the math smh.
Between the voodoo math and rushed thought process I am amazed that the daily decay on Friendship didn't ruin something
"835 minus 1000 is 160"
The brain on this man
I always grind out the Mines and play Darkness Farm, so the Wizard ends up being my first friend all the time. Void Essences drop from Wilderness Golems which spawn on your farm, and you can repeatedly do frozen floors for Ghost spawns which give you a basically assured Solar Essence.
“im not very good at this game at all, i just have a lot of knowledge”
me with EVERY game i play lmaoo
Using a tree tapper on a mushroom tree can *occasionally* spawn a purple mushroom.
This is my favorite trans% speedrun, my current record is 16 years
noice! 🏳⚧♥
When do you stop timer? When you start hrt?
I’m in the middle of my first run, wish me luck
@@Claire25252You stop the timer when the dysphoria goes away. Very RNG based, sadly.
@@konekoray9323 that's horrible choice by mods,
I love your strange speedruns so much
You’re me during math class lol
“Wait what was I trying to do?”
quickest MTF transition ive ever seen, slay queen.
and the last one was FTM
Trans% world record!
*me in freshman year*
@@AleksandarBell LMAOOOO
the speed of clicking "yes girl" was so funny
@@AleksandarBell Bahahahahaha
Wait to be correct is it on the first time you take hrt or when you are approved?
the wizard likes parsnips. not sure why you need to buy tulip seeds?
Math with Seanie is what this video should be called
Love your vids! This wouldn't be as hard if you were also doing a mining challenge. During the Cup you were gathering all his favorites from the lower levels already. Still a tough challenge though, & I thought you did a great job with both challenges. ;)
this run encapsulates me in my old stardew save when i found out i could change my gender
I relate to this way too much
i’ve learned so much from your videos and i’ve been so obsessed with stardew valley since i found your channel! i love your energy and your videos are super entertaining
Forage resets on Sunday. Check for forage on saturdays to maximize your chances of finding forage if you’re only gonna check one day a week.
Sleep until Saturday, screenshot and check it, go back to sleep if there isn’t the forage on the farm you want.
Forage on the farm only resets on season change
One of the most scuffed world record speedrun I've ever seen. :D
If the second run had finished just 0.3 second earlier, it'd have been perfect.
I think Eggplant would be better. First harvest 5 days, and same price as tulips. Also, you can probably try cutting a mushroom tree down every day by resetting until you get a purple. My final run would be 1. Make a chest and space in front of Farmhouse 2. Sleep to Fall 1 3. Buy 5 Eggplant 4. Wake up only to check for Purple Mushrooms 5. Proceed like Seanie Dew
And get pearl loved gift from night market
You talking about math and the numbers was the most painful thing I’ve ever listened to lol
The frantic math was really sending me into a different dimension
If the owl statue wasn’t in the video I was going to cry
That math was something else lmfao 🤣
My brain short circuited when he started talking about math
He mentions that you can get in the wizards basement via the dark talisman sidequest, which requires completing the community center, but if I'm not mistaken, doesn't completing the bulletin board already pretty much give you enough friendship to get into the wizard's basement?
Completing the bulletin board gives 2 hearts of friendship but in order to access the bulletin board you need to complete a number of other bundles in the community center
Not only that but the easiest method of doing the boiler room is 1 solar essence and 1 void essence. Just give that to him on his birthday and you'll be all the way there.
@@danemr6808I’m surprised this speed run didn’t focus on the solar and void essences haha… That would’ve been my attempt, but I’m no speedrunner! And I’m awful at mining. But you’d probably need to upgrade the pickaxe a couple times, maybe copper would do. What levels do the first essence-dropping creatures appear?
8:32 seanie's not doing math, he's doing meth
my name is rain, and when u said “and hopefully rain will water them” i was like :> HAHAHA
rain is such a cool name
I was screaming at my screen when Seanie was Wallinheimo the last time to wizards that he needs 500g
Me who remembered the 500g and wondered when he was gonna get more
“Most forgotten secret” like I don’t change my character’s hair every season (day 1) past year 2
i transitioned right after i started playing stardew valley, so i learned of this secret very quickly
9:09 Suddenly, Jeopardy!
Wake up harvard is calling🔥🔥🔥 9:31
Speedrun cooking every dessert !!
That would get complicated considering how some dessert recipes come from friendships with the townsfolk (for example, rhubarb pie is a recipe that you get from Marnie at 7 hearts, rice pudding is a recipe that you get from Evelyn at 7 hearts, ice cream is a recipe that you get from Jodi at 7 hearts...there are some desserts that you get recipes for at 3 hearts, but then again the final dessert is found on Ginger Island from the trader after trading 30 bone fragments).
Still, it might be worth a try.
My idea : Buy a coop then go to sleep till fall in fall u will definitely get a void egg in the coop so u go get it make a maionese maker and and then put the void egg in and befor all that complete the community center with Jojas help and then u will get the wizard cut scene and then give the void maionese to the goblin and then u can enter his room .
Nah that's too time consuming, unless it was a run that had certain rules making it HAVE to be the best strategy. You've gotta get stuff for the coop, including money, and then there's the RNG on void egg then a wait the void mayo then the walks time and so on and so forth
"maionese" you speak portuguese dont you
You know the cave can spawn purple mushrooms
Getting the cave would be a time sink though, it doesn't unlock until you've sold 25K worth of stuff
@@CountryHasMyHeart and then you got under a 10% chance to get one per day
Cant belive he cut down the mushroom tree those are so rare to spawn it hurt to watch
Alternative title, guy tries to do math
ok but the little math section at 8:40 is a little too relatable ngl
Alternative title: I've changed my gender in Stardew Valley in less than 30 minutes #real
19:19 Dude literally got an iridium meteor on *year one*
So math. Talking to someone gives you 20 points, a gift is 45 and then there's the -2 points for each day you don't talk to them until you have max friendship. That's not relevant for this challenge meaning for the remaining 5 days you don't talk to them, you lose 10 points, meaning 120 points a week (2[45+20]-10=120). Running the math backwards (so subtracting from 1000 to represent gift giving and adding to represent decay) you need 7 gifts/talks assuming one of them is a loved gift given on his birthday, which actually gives a bit of leeway (~30 points but that was simplifying the run so you started giving gifts on Mon/Tue, you can get more by giving the first two gifts Fri/Sat), you can either skip two weeks after starting raising the Wizard's friendship, or you can skip talking to him once.
This means the latest you can start giving gifts is the 5th of Winter, if you found a loved gift for the Wizard before the 20th of Fall (but you have the leeway to do that if you find a loved gift after the 20th of Fall).
"It was always poppies" yes, the wizards looks like the man who would prefer the good stuffTM
also appreciate that the change you went with was transing your gender
I'm cackling at Seanie frantically and incoherently making calculations 😭😂
I realized seanie is the secret too because he is glowing
This is the first Seanie Dew speedrun that has physically hurt me.
could have gone faster by force passing out after giving hom the gift each day instead of walking back every time, or by using the parsnips so no need to ever go to pierres. should be easy enough to shave huge time off this lol
How do you force passing out?
@@velvetbutterfly using any tool uses stamina. Spam use a tool to use up your stamina bar and you'll get the exhausted condition. Keep going and you'll pass out
@@Hyenadont that would take longer than just running back to the south cabin because of how many uses a full bar takes and the extra animations and stuff. It would also stop you from being able to actually afford the shrine
@@velvetbutterfly using animation cancelling, it straight up is faster, and is how speedrunners play the game
@@Hyenadont even if it is faster you still need to get the money
My man needs to invest in a calculator
You could’ve given him a golden pumpkin for his birthday, probably would’ve cut down on time lol
it deffo wouldn't, he would need to wait a whole day for the spirit's eve to start since it starts at night
I have never had a problem getting wizard love gifts, always have a surplus of solar and void essence
The stardew math in the middle of this is hilarious
I speedrun this almost every time, and I *always* get the mushroom cave, since he loves the purple ones. I use the id codes and the telephone to cheat items in, so changing my name is kinda a requirement for me
Ah yes, the Shrine of Trans your Gender. Technically I think it made you taller, but did you really “change your appearance”? Looks the same to me. :P
that’s literally what i used it for pfff
God, I wish that my HRT made me taller too
Where can I find this Shrine of Trans your Gender IRL
I literally used it as a shrine of trans your gender since I figured myself out a long while after starting the game
@@AShatteredDragonsSpirit the Shrine of Trans your Gender for me is my local nationwide thrive program
edit: i believe this Shrine is only for those that are underage, but i may be incorrect
the feet and hands get bigger too i think
How dare you say 'Forgotten' the Wizard is always the one I hit 4 ❤ with first, and I'm not alone
Solar and void essences are actually pretty easy to obtain, just focus on shadow brutes in the regular mines and you'll stack up the void essences pretty quickly. Ghosts, mummies, and squid kids are where I get most of my solar essence from as well
That requires going into the mines, which is much more time consuming than just giving liked gifts
You can just jump in the mines and speed run to the first floor where you can get a solar essence then just give it to him on his birthday. He literally gets like four hearts from a loved gift on his birthday lol
That wouldn’t work. You need 1,000 total friendship points, but giving the wizard a loved gift on his birthday only gives you 640 points. Talking to the wizard only gives another 20 points.
Also, the wizard loves purple mushrooms as well as solar essences, but on a Forest Farm, mushrooms are much easier to get. In addition, while solar essences have no quality, mushrooms do, and this can affect friendship points. If you’re lucky enough to find an iridium purple mushroom, that will give 960 points instead of just 640.
i dont know how he does it but he can make anything interesting. love the content
I love how he just doesn’t acknowledge the owl statue
love seeing your speedrun videos :)
Would love to see your time for this on the beach farm though! 🙏
Somebody: Omg ppl playing chess are so smart! Poeple playing chess:
stardew valley trans%
So has CA removed the penalty to relationships if you don't talk to someone in a day? Relationships used to decay over time.
They do, it’s mentioned in the video. It’s just not a very fast process thankfully.
By the time you got the challenge during the Cup, you would have been far enough that you could have gotten solar and void essence easily, so despite being on the beach farm, that challenge would have been doable in the time remaining when it was given.
Lmao also known as the "Speedrunning transitioning" world record
Look I’m done with math classes and that whole scene just gave me flashbacks
Next time put a tapper on mushroom trees, they can give purple mushrooms
Liking these type of videos
speedrunning, aka calculus with seanie
There’s normal math, there’s girl math, and then there’s ✨Seanie math✨
It would probably easier to do sweet peas by foraging on Saturdays
This has probably been said before but you very much give Harvey vibes
stardew valley sr trans%
ooorr you couldve unlocked the sewer, used a chair to glitch through the magic barrier, and done the quest from there.
Love how this dude dresses like Harvey! Subbed Seanie Dew
16:25 Owl is watching.
parsnip is a universal like..
16:26 … I think you missed something, never mind I watched further
Ah, yes, the shrine of Trans Your Gender
Maths, man. I feel you
Shoulda sold the parsnips
This video is a year old but for any new people you get three hearts from a loved gift on their birthday. And two hearts from a liked one.
This guy looks like Artie Ziff from the Simpsons.
wheat grows faster than radishes by 2 days and their only ten gollars each which mean to get 12 it would be 120 gollars which would make it easier to get that money back so heres my idea:
1. get the fishing rod
2. sleep till summer
3. get the 12 wheat
4. water and let the wheat grow
5. get the money back by fishing
6. sleep till fall
7. get 4 hearts with the wizard with the wheat
8. somewhere in there get purple mushrooms
9. change your appearance
I hope you see this and get a better time.
also if you do do this again Pls give me credit.
(also also wheat grows in fall too)
(also also also you might need more perple mushrooms or wheat beacuse its a universal neutrals)
transition% speedrun lmao
or t4t%?
12:44 Hii meeg0reng