If Affogato was on this list, he'd 100% be in top tier, there's no way someone who put Lilac, Espresso and Eclair at top tier wouldn't be into Affogato
@@syntacticalsyn Oh yeah, definitely. Honestly, if you only saw the design, there aren't that many people who wouldn't assume he's a girl. I wonder how he would react before/after hearing Affogato's voice. He said he likes it when femboys are more masculine, after all.
In case you didn't know some of these cookies are officialy children so you might want to reconsider putting them into this list... Also I'm shocked that you would pass on sparkling (but smash his regulars) he's literally the flirtiest cookie in the game
Of course that combination exists. But in this case it's sparkling we're talking about. He's not ugly he's classy like mint choco, who made it into top tier that's why I was surprised but yeah people have different tastes I guess
The underaged cookies Lando would smash: - Cherry Bomb Cookie - Pancake Cookie - Custard Cream Cookie III -Strawberry Crepe Cookie (not sure if they're underage but they give off that vibe to me) - Cream Puff Cookie - Moon Cake Rabbit Cookie Edit: forgot Devil Cookie too I'm scared lmao
@@idislikemints One autumn afternoon, Sonic the Hedgehog was taking a nice walk in the forest. He and Tails were going to get married in two days so he wanted some alone time to think about their union of holy matrimony.
@@j.6267 i can't find the name of this but there is a curtain name for where an object (coffee beans, fish, cookie) becoming so far removed it becomes unrecognizable (Starbucks coffee frappe, Swedish fish, cookie run kingdom) in just four stages i saw this in a meme somewhere on -You- Tube.
🖐️Prof I have a question! What are your opinions on the new cookies that just came out like dark cacao cookie, caramel arrow cookie, and affogato cookie? 👀 XD
@@ThegoofMizuto_물과 affogato and dark cacao would prolly be in crumb, dark cacao looks like a dilf (almond and tea knight were dilfs that got crumb), affogato fits pretty much everything he describes for eclair caramel arrow would probably be smash but idk
@@mlpdisneylover idk, I feel like it’s pretty hard to tell. Even when I first got into the game I had no idea any of the characters had ages lol. Plus, they’re cookies, I’m sure anyone who hasn’t played this game would expect them to not have ages lol.
If This Was A Movie: While Lando Wasn't Looking Madeleine Stole His Husband/Espresso And Ran Away Lando Went To Get Them And Wanted To Put Them In Jail Again. Thankfully The Husbands Escaped
*I'M SCREAMING* *I CAN'T BELIEVE LITERALLY ALL OF MY FAVORITES MADE IT TO THE CRUMB TIER* JIWNDKEJDJSK Also, watching smash or pass videos as an asexual is hilarious lol
The thiccest characters in my opinion are: HB Moon rabbit Custard (his pants made him thicc) Princess (her dress made her thicc) Latte Eclair (his/her corset made him/her look thicc) Tiger lily Espresso (his/her pose make him/her look thicc) Clover (his/her outfit make him/her look thicc) Fishogato (IDK) Edit: IDK eclair,clover and espresso’s gender because all of them look hermaphroditic
As a non cookie run player.. I thought all(most) of them were loli-ish. So yeah, it didn't matter to whether he'd smash or pass the seemingly younger ones. Coz the moment he uploaded it, Oh boy, another degeneracy (I honestly had fun watching it tho) Also this is an unpopular opinion, but although very questionable, there's nothing wrong with smashing cookies that you like. They're *COOKIES* and fictional after all. Or well, this could also be taken in as a joke, and is not something to be serious about. Actually, I felt like I realized something hidden on myself when he passed that onion and sugar cream cookie... Edit: confused latent screaming on why he smashed Sonic but not Tails lol.
![[ENG Version] Every Cookie Run Character That Also Voicing Cartoon Network Characters (Special)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kE2dPtorjCg/mqdefault.jpg)
I can’t believe this is my most viewed video on this channel. I don’t play this game but thanks anyways!
i do
@@FirejumperYT Same
Cookie Run fans are a force to be reckoned with.
@@altrivotzck6565 As a Cookie Run fan myself…
Yes. Yes they are.
No wonder you want to "ahem" minor cookies
So are we just gonna gloss over "can a cookie have a knot?"
i hope so
@@le9038 🤨📸
What's the gloss made of?
What is knot here?
@@le9038 same *stares at lilac cookie*
Lando is just gonna get to the point of smashing every game character in existence at this point
No issue with that
-Lando is-
*i am
even one or more of the kids.. NOO
His very own smash bros
@@le9038 😳
If Affogato was on this list, he'd 100% be in top tier, there's no way someone who put Lilac, Espresso and Eclair at top tier wouldn't be into Affogato
And affogato look like a combination of those three characters you mentioned
So glad I’m not the only one who isn’t seeing what he’s seeing in Lilac Elclair and Affogato.
Wait, Affogato isn't on the list? You mean espresso cookie?
Honestly i think he would put affogato on smash lol
@@syntacticalsyn Oh yeah, definitely.
Honestly, if you only saw the design, there aren't that many people who wouldn't assume he's a girl.
I wonder how he would react before/after hearing Affogato's voice. He said he likes it when femboys are more masculine, after all.
In case you didn't know some of these cookies are officialy children so you might want to reconsider putting them into this list...
Also I'm shocked that you would pass on sparkling (but smash his regulars) he's literally the flirtiest cookie in the game
He can be flirty but ugly, that's a combination of things that can exist.
Not to say I agree nor disagree with my own statement, however.
Of course that combination exists. But in this case it's sparkling we're talking about. He's not ugly he's classy like mint choco, who made it into top tier that's why I was surprised but yeah people have different tastes I guess
Damn Sparkling is one of the hottest cookies I'd totally let him top me
@@moonoftheblood same 😋
@@lyria261 you sound like a nerd explaining why sparkling is smashable
I'm glad my introduction to Cookie Run Kingdom is Professor Lando talking about which cookies he would smash
“Moon Rabbit Cookie is the thiccest cookie”
Hollyberry Cookie:
Avocado Cookie looks big, mate
what about tiger lily
@@kinmingwong436 big Thigh waifu
No hollyberry is just fat
@@trickstermelon2807 nah she has a chest unlike other female cookies
Lando: Pancake Cookie... Smash
Me: *Yes Officer this man here*
my reaction too
That nearly made me cry
Not out of laughter
_Out of pure despair_
I mean, you would be forgiven for not knowing that pancake cookie is underage. Custard Cookie III, on the other hand...
@@altrivotzck6565 yea i dont think he can get out of that one
@@altrivotzck6565 he had the wiki up...
Me knowing pure vanilla is a 60-80 year old man and hearing him say ‘she is one of the twinks’
I-
nice.
i'd pass on everything. cookies are meant to be eaten, not smashed.
Goku would like to have a chat with you
@@master_chief723 I didn’t know Goku likes cookies
Who said you can't do both?
@@slashersweeney4728 AYO
Who let Dark Enchantress in the comment section?
The devs know EXACTLY what their doing, they posted a thirst trap of expresso cookie on tik tok once.
Theres a red velvet one now😭
@@j.6267 link? link right now
@@klondikegardens6570 where?
The fact this guy smashed like 80% of the cookies that are supposed to be children💀💀💀💀
I'd love to give him the benefit of that doubt that he doesn't know they're kids but at the same time had the wiki for reference... 💀
💀💀💀
💀
💀
💀💀💀📷
*I hope you guys don’t forget that they’re COOKIES*
I do sometimes 😞
Me: eat or pass (based on thier core flavouring)
@tsunami_nine I was joking, they are cookies, cookies are made to be eaten.
The underaged cookies Lando would smash:
- Cherry Bomb Cookie
- Pancake Cookie
- Custard Cream Cookie III
-Strawberry Crepe Cookie (not sure if they're underage but they give off that vibe to me)
- Cream Puff Cookie
- Moon Cake Rabbit Cookie
Edit: forgot Devil Cookie too
I'm scared lmao
Yeah, Crepe is canonly a baby
Atleast it's not Onion
I’m also scared.
Streak of 6 😀
don’t forget devil cookie
The crumb joke would be funny if Crumbling was the wording used in Cookie Run Kingdom to represent them dying.
12:43 You can tell this was made before Affogato Cookie was released.
what the actual hell is that thumbnail
Seeing 4 children on the smash section worries me.
Me too
Yea.. Kinda makes me hm think about this channel
@@mejustme9942 yea, I feel like he just saw crk in trending and he was just like hmm I should do a smash or pass on this
@@mejustme9942 fr, like ig it's for clout?
CRK fandom: I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROOOOOOOOOACHIIIIIIING-
*looks at pancake and custard cookie*
“Who’s gonna tell him”
Strawberry crepe and cream puff
*don’t forget Onion*
@@alexcodexxthekinereader1212 onion is in pass
Don’t forget devil cookie and cherry😟
Tell him they’re cookies? Cookies don’t age, and a cookie comes out how it is out the oven so a cookie can be 100 years old
you put like 6 or 7 of the underage characters in smash tiers you poor soul
8 children
Exactly I'm hella concerned 😀
The thumbnail tho 💀💀 -
i refuse that Sonic cookies is under crumb.
Have you ever read Sonic fanfiction? You should...
@@cyh..7 idk if it's different in other timeliness but I'm pretty sure he's 29
@@cyh..7 so he’s underage
@@idislikemints One autumn afternoon, Sonic the Hedgehog was taking a nice walk in the forest. He and Tails were going to get married in two days so he wanted some alone time to think about their union of holy matrimony.
Finally someone who leaves the adorable coca alone,she doesn’t deserve to be treated like that
We are reaching illegal levels of irony
Seriously though I thought it was a meme but why is 90% of the raster meant to appeal to internet degenerates
Sometimes I find myself in love with the professor...
*fe3h flashbacks*
*blinks in Latte my beloved*
"Can a cookie have a knot? Let's find out." Oh NOOOOO I don't need to be thinking of that!
Hearing what Lando want's to do with the most smashable cookies make me question his sanity. like man... it's a cookie.
You must be new here. Welcome to Ligma U!
From what ive seen, they lierally dont even look like cookies tbh
@@j.6267 i can't find the name of this but there is a curtain name for where an object (coffee beans, fish, cookie) becoming so far removed it becomes unrecognizable (Starbucks coffee frappe, Swedish fish, cookie run kingdom) in just four stages
i saw this in a meme somewhere on -You- Tube.
@@le9038 Just call it Tube.
Finally, UA-cam recommends an inspiring video that I can relate to.
Dear Lord... I knew this day would come
keep moonlght cookie and black pearl out of this mans eyesight
Okay but he could've put Licorice in Pass, I died inside when he put Licorice in Ugly/Trash.
This tier list is very... Interesting tbh
He lanky and tall so he should be in top teir. Also fq is top
🖐️Prof I have a question! What are your opinions on the new cookies that just came out like dark cacao cookie, caramel arrow cookie, and affogato cookie? 👀 XD
Caramel Arrow is top tier, no question XD
I’m 100% sure that caramel arrow,affogato would be smashed and dark cacao will be pass
@@ThegoofMizuto_물과 affogato and dark cacao would prolly be in crumb, dark cacao looks like a dilf (almond and tea knight were dilfs that got crumb), affogato fits pretty much everything he describes for eclair
caramel arrow would probably be smash but idk
@@pupthemusicman BTW if He would,but why is dark choco on the pass tier
The thumbnail- 💀🤚
Why do you wanna smash the children cookies!? 😭😭
I don't believe Professor Lando here realized that these cookies have ages... Guess he just believes that "cookies are cookies", right?
@@OddMoonlight yeah, but some have clearly childlike designs!? 🥴🥴
@@mlpdisneylover idk, I feel like it’s pretty hard to tell. Even when I first got into the game I had no idea any of the characters had ages lol. Plus, they’re cookies, I’m sure anyone who hasn’t played this game would expect them to not have ages lol.
@@mlpdisneylover bro you like mlp you can’t talk 🤣🤣🤣
@@delubayca1290 😪😪😪
Not the children 💀
*PANCAKE COOKIE, CUSTARD COOKIE III CHERRY COOKIE, STRAWBERRY CREPE COOKIE,MOON RABBIT COOKIE, CREAM PUFF COOKIE ARE CHILDREN-*
*edit: moon rabbit cookie is a female-*
did this guy just say smash to custard and then say “im a but of a brat tamer” 😀
i cant believe i clicked this video because of the thumbnail
In my opinion affogato is hot, breedble, and the best one to smash. (My opinion)
Um...okay...he kinda weird tho😕
he is a fish!!!😕
Its a fish…
Wait he's a fish- i-
Wha-
I never knew-
I-
UH-
Help-
@@undercoverfairie no not actually
This is cookie run kingdom not Cookie Run imagine he does that tier list next, there’s so much more cookies in Cookie Run
The Santa bit actually made my jaw drop for so long. I was paralyzed by that. Please professor- THINK OF THE CHILDREN
Me after seeing this: *DIALS 911 IMMEDIATElY*
Lando is officially on the fbi list
Yup💀
YO DIAMOND CAT HOWD I FIND YOU IN A COMMENT SECTION 💀💀
Think of the children…..
If This Was A Movie:
While Lando Wasn't Looking Madeleine Stole His Husband/Espresso And Ran Away
Lando Went To Get Them And Wanted To Put Them In Jail Again. Thankfully The Husbands Escaped
The thumbnail I can’t-
Huh. I thought he would put Ice Queen Cookie in Smash. She's got those dommy mommy vibes that he always talks about.
HE PUT PURPLE YAM IN SMASH TIER LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
You did my boy GingerBrave dirty but it is a good thing you did him wrong he's 12 anyways
*I'M SCREAMING*
*I CAN'T BELIEVE LITERALLY ALL OF MY FAVORITES MADE IT TO THE CRUMB TIER*
JIWNDKEJDJSK
Also, watching smash or pass videos as an asexual is hilarious lol
5:28 your gonna regret this.
When I saw the "I'm gonna CRUMB" I didn't get it, until Lando said it and then.
The thiccest characters in my opinion are:
HB
Moon rabbit
Custard (his pants made him thicc)
Princess (her dress made her thicc)
Latte
Eclair (his/her corset made him/her look thicc)
Tiger lily
Espresso (his/her pose make him/her look thicc)
Clover (his/her outfit make him/her look thicc)
Fishogato (IDK)
Edit: IDK eclair,clover and espresso’s gender because all of them look hermaphroditic
"because moon rabbit is the thickest"
OFFICER THERE HE IS! THST MAN RIGHT THERE!
I'm not gonna lie that thumbnail is cursed
Yes,it’s sus
wait you would do that to custard + cream puff-
FBI open up!!!!
Nobody
Not a single soul
Me: *glad Muscle cookie is getting attention*
that thumbnail tho
I wonder what he would think of affogoto, dark cacao, and Carmel arrow.
All of them would be on the top tier
Did lando really just smash a child (pancake cookie)
VARIOUS OF THEM actually...
I scream the most at strawberry crepe
He also did smash Cherry cookie, custard cookie, strawberry crepe, cream puff cookie, sonic cookie (he's 15 but still counts) and moon rabbit cookie
@@NeverEndingDr3am *Tails too*
@@alexcodexxthekinereader1212 *Tails passed*
Putting Lilac where he should go luvs
As a fellow raspberry and red velvet simp (raspberry is also my favorite character), my soul *ascended* when you put ‘em in top tier lmao-
Yeah!!! Black Raisin in smash. Love her so much.
Um
I’m really concerned rn
This is very concerning for me, kinda uncomfortable tbh-
(The shark is relieved he was put in pass-)
*"but professor they're just cookies!"*
🙋 Professor! I have a question, is it okay to simp on cookies? Also can you rate the new cookies?? 🙋
Me already simping for Milk and Yam and sometimes Sea Fairy or Licorice-
No
@@j.6267 Too bad people have been for years-
bro u putted the kid cookies in smash
That thumbnail tho 😭😭😭
Seeing moon rabbit cookie in the “IM GONNA CRUMB” section made me traumatized
You lost when me when you said smash to pancake cookie 💀💀💀
I just saw this in my recom and Iam concerned now. Why does he want to smash cookies? And uhm the one that are children too?
Yea uh
Everyone gangsta till he didn’t pass a minor
HALF OF THE COOKIES ARE UNDERAGED😭😭
I just died from the thumbnail
That thumbnail is sus,isn’t it?
moon rabbit isn't mochi she's rice cakes
6:20 Ngl that was funny lol😂
2:20 that's sus👁👁📷
"pancake cookie, smash" oh no oh fuck
6:19 ,7:36 uhhh,what the heck is wrong with you
Fbi watching this video:
Hmm yes,this man right here
one question
why
8:04 Why is this part here got cut off? Can somebody explain what did he said to why this part is cut off?
I literally got a cookie run kingdom ad before watching the video
I didn't think he was gonna talk abt cookie run, but then again he talked abt the omegaverse
YOU GET NO BITCHES
professor some of your smashes are children 💀
My soul left my body for clover cookie being high tier omg I SIRHEODKSKDKSKB AHHHH
Idk why but the thumbnail looks sus
Can we talk about the fact he called called pure vanilla cookie a girl when pure vanilla is actually a boy
He didn't.
GIRL THIS AINT SMASH OR PASS THIS IS CREAM OR PASS 😭💅
Glad he didn't use the phrase *"cookies and cream"*
My face can't get any shocker than this
You would smash minor characters? Wh-
Relax they are cookies, hes not going to do that to real cookies.
He doesn't know lol
I fear you lando I fear you
Refrain from having sexual attractions to a cookie. A COOKIE...
Thumbnail be sus
As a non cookie run player.. I thought all(most) of them were loli-ish. So yeah, it didn't matter to whether he'd smash or pass the seemingly younger ones. Coz the moment he uploaded it, Oh boy, another degeneracy (I honestly had fun watching it tho)
Also this is an unpopular opinion, but although very questionable, there's nothing wrong with smashing cookies that you like. They're *COOKIES* and fictional after all.
Or well, this could also be taken in as a joke, and is not something to be serious about.
Actually, I felt like I realized something hidden on myself when he passed that onion and sugar cream cookie...
Edit: confused latent screaming on why he smashed Sonic but not Tails lol.
on god.. they're cookies they all look the SAME