I've said it once, I'll say it again. If cats and geese ever put their blood feud aside and decide to join forces... The toll could be greater than the koala-emu wars of the 60's..
I mean... To be fair geese have a blood feud with literally everything! I still haven't put my childhood feelings aside from being attacked, I can't blame the cats for holding a grudge. _(Yes, I was brutally attacked by a goose as a child... I'm not being dramatic, It drew blood!)_
Yeh my crazy ex fipped the eff out the one time I took a wiz and didn't wash my hands and I'm like, you have three cats that all shit and piss in a tub of gravel, mix it around with their paws and then are free to walk all over the bedding and counter tops.
@@ericluchinski Oh my, it took me a few moments to figure out what you meant... Make no mistake, I hate vermin also. My tag is just a reference to my "less than macho" motorcycle engine size. It's "just" a 250cc but it goes "BLAAT BLAAT" coming off the throttle, thus the "mousy thunder." But Ozzy Man brought us here. So at least we have that going for us! Be well.
My cats ( any of them, and l've had loads) have never ever got into the washing machine. But their cat hair is always there, sheets, knickers... just get on with life, it 's a cat thing🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have a big... BIG... BIIIIGGGGG... muscles!!! HAHAHA!!! What did you think I was going for? That's so DIRTY of you! GAGAGAGA!!! I am the funniest UA-camr ever! Maybe that's the reason why I have TWO (!!!) HOT (!) GIRLFRIENDS. Thanks for being alive, dear herp
@@pandadogunited1504 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The interweb sure pulls out the freaks. How do these people even survive in day to day life? The biggest problem the planet faces today, is not climate change or kung-flu. It's the fact that intelligent human beings tend to have zero, or 1 or 2 offspring, whilst the likes of AxxL will have 6 or 7.
Fondly do I remember the day when I was babysitting my young nephew, watching nature in all its magnificence in my wildlife friendly backyard - oft frequented by assorted birds, foxes, badgers, hedgehogs, & occasional deer - when my nephew’s face turned to horror as Basil, my neighbour’s cat, made a dramatic appearance dragging the body of a dead squirrel clamped in his jaws. Its head was there, its long bushy tail was intact, but everything in between was a horribly mangled bloody mess! Basil was looking very proud of himself, as he proceeded to attempt hoisting the sadly departed Mr. or Mrs. Nutkin over the fence - presumably to present it to my neighbour, his owner, as a loving gift! - but it’s body got snagged on the vertical post. The squirrel killer was last seen aggressively tugging at his prize as, far too late to prevent the traumatic experience taking root in his young brain, I covered my now sobbing nephew’s eyes & took him away from the window. My sister, upon her return, was not amused. Right then I went from being the "Fun Aunt", to being the "Dangerously negligent, irresponsible, trauma-inducing Aunt"!
You ingrained a life lesson into their mind that life can be cruel and unfair at times…that LIFE happens… I bet the mother who called you such also introduced her kid to lion king at a young age without supervision either…
lol, reminds me of that interview with Simon Peg on Star Trek: Into Darkness where he starts talking about Benedict Cumberbatch: "You put a camera on the guy, and he becomes this cool, suave Sherlocks Holmes guy, but as soon as the cameras cut: *nerdy voice* was that any good???" EDIT: here's that interview ua-cam.com/video/20v1OxUXcQY/v-deo.html
Ozzy Man's voice work of the dodgy group of cats was FUCKING PERFECT!!!! OMG, I NEARLY DIED LAUGHING! Thank you so much for the perfect commentary and voice work for all your videos but especially this one.
@@The_Good_Captain I think you missed the point . I assumed this guy was simply saying that cats are far better fighters and safer to engage combat with than a dog (probably true they have crazy speed and determination) not that he hates and wishes to beat up dogs no need for aggression yo
As I'm typing this, this video was posted 19 minutes ago. It already has 17,000 views. That alone shows what a legend Ozzy man is. You're needed more than you know my friend. Keep up the good work. Everybody needs to laugh and you're like a machine that just keeps producing funny shit day after day and for that we thank you.
I was at a pool party with a buddy of mine, after we finished swimming I went in the bathroom to change into some dry clothes, my buddy went into the kitchen to change. The people had a huge cat that could be pretty aggressive, my buddy said as soon as he got undressed, the cat starting attacking him😂 the people who owned the house we were at heard the commotion and ran in, only to find my buddy , butt ass naked and tussling with their cat 😂😂😂 I was in tears on the floor laughing at him trying to explain to these people that he was NOT molesting their cat... Haha
Wonder how many people noticed the word switch right at the beginning. Your original choice was spot on and I love cats. Being a bit of a c.... dodgy bastard myself.
A dog got into my mums garden and started chasing some of her cats around, but it met it's match. Four doors down it was still running, from Millie. She chased the bugger round and round . I don't think it would bother a tabby and white ever again!🤣🤣🤣
But they're lovely and you wouldn't be without them. God only knows how you afford to feed them all, but l'm thinking mine are just spoilt brats, who are soooo fussy.🥰🥰👍
I love how Ozzyman has random banjo music at the end. I don't exactly associate banjos with Australia, and certainly not the Ministry of Australian Stereotypes that Ozzyman is. Lol.
@@The_Good_Captain You could have the complete opposite argument: Women prefer cats because they are independant, while men prefer dogs because they are more submissive.
@@mariebourgot4949 you must know some very weak men then love, shame on the mothers who raised them lol personally i prefer dogs because their loyal not because their submissive, thats a womens trait given certain circumstances (wink wink), even if they do claim to be "strong and independant" in public😜we real men know otherwise, youre all "strong and independant" until you want a family lmfao get a grip
@01:42-- my pit bull would do the SAME THING. Tonight he found an opossum in the back of our yard and was inviting it to play with him like he would another dog. Little bugger loves cats. Hates chihuahuas, though.
That’s second white cat who came out of the small hole with the fluffy tail is a Turkish Angura I have one but with small black spots anyway they are super smart and different from many other cats, I am no joke in absolute love with him too lmao..
Seriously though, how the hell is that cat sliding out of the cabinet? There's got to be a weird perspective or something and the gap is actually bigger than it looks.... right?
0:02 Finally... Confirmation that cats are little evil geniuses who have deviously trained all of mankind to feed and take care of them, knowing all the while that they can do this perfectly well on their own...
His evil cat voice is on point
Dude it’s hysterical
It reminded me of The Whisperers from the walking dead, but scarier.
Truly...
"Evil cat" seems redundant. I think if you just say "cat" everyone will know exactly what you're talking about.
Honestly all of Ozzy mans animal voices are 💰
The seal fell down so dramatically as if a footballer was touched by his opponent..
If neymar was a seal
@@joshvir262 literally any soccer player.
the cat got red carded
Or lebron james
It's Glen cerio reincarnated as a seal
I've said it once, I'll say it again. If cats and geese ever put their blood feud aside and decide to join forces... The toll could be greater than the koala-emu wars of the 60's..
😅😅😅
But it will never beat the toll in New York State 🚗 💴
I mean... To be fair geese have a blood feud with literally everything!
I still haven't put my childhood feelings aside from being attacked, I can't blame the cats for holding a grudge.
_(Yes, I was brutally attacked by a goose as a child... I'm not being dramatic, It drew blood!)_
*SSSSSSSHHHHHH ixnay on mentioning the k-e wars*
@@MeCooper I still have chilling memories of being monstered by a Canada Goose when I was about five or six...... those things are evil incarnate.
fell out laughing at the hissing "WAWLK AWAEIIIY...THIS IS OUR FOOT PATH" 😂
The liquid metal cat was sent back from the future to kill John Connor.
The second cat said "come with me, if you want to live."
Does the cat give a lot of exp when you defeat it?
@@lifeloverNorris the legends say they can respawn 9 times
“Meow’ll be back.”
Liquid fur*
MY stomach started hurting from laughter when he did the voices for the friendly dog and evil cats.
Thanos: "I am inevitable"
Average house cat: "Screw you"
That's how Avengers ahould have ended... put Thanos up against 50 cats. Never would have been able to stand a chance. :-P
@@AflacMan13 just put one on his lap when he was sitting on the throne. He would never have been able to leave.
@@HeadCannonPrime ^^
Thanos can't handle 50 Flerken, one even took Fury's eye out.
He needs to snap his fingers 18 times to kill 50% of them 😉😉
The dog trying to get by the cats was hilarious. He's all cool wanting to make friends and the cats weren't having it. Lmao
If the cats had run, it would have been a different story. Good on the cats to stand their ground. Dogs need to respect the cat. I do🥰🥰🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Most cat people are used to that shit anyway"
Me: *looks down at my cat hair covered shirt*
Yeh my crazy ex fipped the eff out the one time I took a wiz and didn't wash my hands and I'm like, you have three cats that all shit and piss in a tub of gravel, mix it around with their paws and then are free to walk all over the bedding and counter tops.
@@giantfisher I hate cats... But I hate mice worse
@@giantfisher lol I just noticed your tag, I didn't mean you
@@ericluchinski Oh my, it took me a few moments to figure out what you meant... Make no mistake, I hate vermin also. My tag is just a reference to my "less than macho" motorcycle engine size. It's "just" a 250cc but it goes "BLAAT BLAAT" coming off the throttle, thus the "mousy thunder." But Ozzy Man brought us here. So at least we have that going for us! Be well.
My cats ( any of them, and l've had loads) have never ever got into the washing machine. But their cat hair is always there, sheets, knickers... just get on with life, it 's a cat thing🤣🤣🤣🤣
Them cats on the block telling that dog to turn around had me ROFL 😂😂😂😂
“Be gone, Turn Around, Walk Away” 😂😂😂
To be fair to the cats the dog did look really dodgy
If I was walking down that footpath and saw those cats I would turn around and take another route.
@@2727rogers wise decision
The dog just be annoying tho
Love it when you do their voices. “Walk away . . . Hissss” 🤣✌️👍
The clip with the fox and the cat was absolutely top notch. Ozzyman's reactions were so on point, i absolutely fucken loved it!
She straight up knocked out that poor seal. He's not getting up anytime soon.
I have a big... BIG... BIIIIGGGGG... muscles!!! HAHAHA!!! What did you think I was going for? That's so DIRTY of you! GAGAGAGA!!! I am the funniest UA-camr ever! Maybe that's the reason why I have TWO (!!!) HOT (!) GIRLFRIENDS. Thanks for being alive, dear herp
@@AxxLAfriku did…did you just have a stroke?
@@pandadogunited1504 I'm pretty sure they did. And right now they're smelling burnt toast.
@@crimsonhalo13 Oh thank god it wasn't just me smelling that...
@@pandadogunited1504 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The interweb sure pulls out the freaks.
How do these people even survive in day to day life?
The biggest problem the planet faces today, is not climate change or kung-flu.
It's the fact that intelligent human beings tend to have zero, or 1 or 2 offspring, whilst the likes of AxxL will have 6 or 7.
“Cat.EXE cannot be found”. Cheers, dude, my keyboard needed a coffee shower today anyway!
I learned to never drink while watching a Ozzy Man video years ago.
How do you reboot a cat? 🤣🤣🤣holy shit
Better a keyboard than a laptop! Way cheaper to fix and/or replace.
Why were you even drinking?
Fondly do I remember the day when I was babysitting my young nephew, watching nature in all its magnificence in my wildlife friendly backyard - oft frequented by assorted birds, foxes, badgers, hedgehogs, & occasional deer - when my nephew’s face turned to horror as Basil, my neighbour’s cat, made a dramatic appearance dragging the body of a dead squirrel clamped in his jaws. Its head was there, its long bushy tail was intact, but everything in between was a horribly mangled bloody mess!
Basil was looking very proud of himself, as he proceeded to attempt hoisting the sadly departed Mr. or Mrs. Nutkin over the fence - presumably to present it to my neighbour, his owner, as a loving gift! - but it’s body got snagged on the vertical post. The squirrel killer was last seen aggressively tugging at his prize as, far too late to prevent the traumatic experience taking root in his young brain, I covered my now sobbing nephew’s eyes & took him away from the window.
My sister, upon her return, was not amused. Right then I went from being the "Fun Aunt", to being the "Dangerously negligent, irresponsible, trauma-inducing Aunt"!
Fun Aunt is boring anyways. The second one sounds much more exciting.
Oh no.. xD Your poor nephew.
You ingrained a life lesson into their mind that life can be cruel and unfair at times…that LIFE happens…
I bet the mother who called you such also introduced her kid to lion king at a young age without supervision either…
Yea, just own that title
Invoke the immortal words of Steve Irwin (😢RIP), “It’s Nature’s Way!”.
Cats: We're James Bond when eyes follow us. We're Johnny English when no one's around.
Cats wish they were Ace Rimmer, "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast."
The exact opposite of me
lol, reminds me of that interview with Simon Peg on Star Trek: Into Darkness where he starts talking about Benedict Cumberbatch:
"You put a camera on the guy, and he becomes this cool, suave Sherlocks Holmes guy, but as soon as the cameras cut: *nerdy voice* was that any good???"
EDIT: here's that interview ua-cam.com/video/20v1OxUXcQY/v-deo.html
The bits with the side walk cats and the cat and the fox were hilarious :D
oh man that poor doggo around 1:40 .... hahahahaha perfectly accurate narration
I'm crying laughing at the "block party" bit.
The evil cat voice was legendary stuff!!!
Ozzy Man's voice work of the dodgy group of cats was FUCKING PERFECT!!!! OMG, I NEARLY DIED LAUGHING! Thank you so much for the perfect commentary and voice work for all your videos but especially this one.
2:44 & 0:18 your animal voiceovers are just great.
1:48
*no turn around be gone walk away*
😂😂
They do be straight up looking like demons tho.
1:46
Cats: you're a long way from home billy boy, best get going from where'st you came😂😂
Cats and Geese and Honey Badgers, we need to keep this team from ever happening. The existence of humanity depends on it.
And wolverines?
@@mariebourgot4949 Good. We need more warriors like yourself.
Fortunately, I think their mutual enmity will preserve us.
Panda too.
Cats - stealthy assassins
Geese - death from above
Honey Badgers - straight up mad lads
I love the fox's voice, it's like from some kind character in a Disney or Dreamwork movie about some animals in the forest.
Cats can go from solid to liquid in an instant.
Thought that was common knowledge.
They do if you put them in a blender.
@@AtheistOrphan : Don’t know why that made me lol so much, but thanks for that. 🤣👍
Is it like a room temperature thing? . . . 🤔
free finger paint inside if you treat them like a pinyatta
@@The_Good_Captain You need to visit a psychiatrist.
The voice over for the fox at 2.44 is just hilarious...lol...😂😂😂
Had a really bad day, saw Ozzy man uploaded a video, this day can't be better. Thank you man for putting a smile on our faces. God bless you.
That footpath commentary was pure gold 😂😂😂
Walk away. Lol. It’s funny how cats can just turn on the creepiness and malice.
Holy shit, this was the best commentary out the 500 ozzy vids i watched XD XD
These black cats voices, Omg i die :D
0:58 Finally found the fucking Schrödinger's cat🐱
That Australian Parrot made my day. "Where you gonna eat meee?" - I need that parrot in my life
Those cats on the sidewalk were the " Outsiders" and Ponyboy hooked him up.
Nice one...not much people out there, who know this novel and reference it.
Just no bottle and chrome plated bumber near by...
Awesome reference. One of my top five favorite books since my early teens. I can't bring myself to watch the movie.
Love the book, the movie was good too 👌
There is 100% a witch living in the house those 4 cats were outside of
kind like: "The Riders of the Apocalypse" like?
I have over 20 cats around, does that make a warlock or something?
@@camiloelgueta2213 clearly
You gotta love those dodgy little bastards. The perfect blend of adorable and terrifying.
2:15 ahaha, in fact, they weren’t joking 🤣
I think I would have crossed the road to continue if I came across that hoodlum gang of cats.
Yea....group of shady cats? I keep myself away!
Never pass up free shoe dye, cats are filled with the stuff if you kick them hard enough😜
I would rather fight a dog than a cat
@@uriah9638 id rather fight you than a dog.. if i saw you hit a dog youd need a army of cats to protect you lmao
@@The_Good_Captain I think you missed the point .
I assumed this guy was simply saying that cats are far better fighters and safer to engage combat with than a dog (probably true they have crazy speed and determination)
not that he hates and wishes to beat up dogs
no need for aggression yo
"The vibe is a bit different than I thought it was" lmao. You're just brilliant at this.
‘He’ll be hanging about, banging on about last night’s episode of Loki’. 😂 Ozzy Man knows what makes the people tick. Absolute class.
^^
As I'm typing this, this video was posted 19 minutes ago. It already has 17,000 views. That alone shows what a legend Ozzy man is. You're needed more than you know my friend. Keep up the good work. Everybody needs to laugh and you're like a machine that just keeps producing funny shit day after day and for that we thank you.
@Daniel Dean why does me giving somebody a compliment bother you? I would genuinely like to know that.
Well said! And so true!!! Somedays seem impossible and then BAM! Ozzyman saves the day 🥰
I’m sorry but owning both a cat and a cocky is just asking for trouble 😂
Is that what u call a parrot in Aussie land?
@@RizzotheG Yeah, short for cockatoo
but... that is a green-cheeked parakeet and not a cockatoo... Well, the message is still the same. Bird + cat = You`re a dummy.
I had multiple cats and a cockatoo with no trouble.
Meh some parrots act like dicks around cats too, like this fella just asking for trouble: ua-cam.com/video/NOpS4qGILyY/v-deo.html
I was at a pool party with a buddy of mine, after we finished swimming I went in the bathroom to change into some dry clothes, my buddy went into the kitchen to change. The people had a huge cat that could be pretty aggressive, my buddy said as soon as he got undressed, the cat starting attacking him😂 the people who owned the house we were at heard the commotion and ran in, only to find my buddy , butt ass naked and tussling with their cat 😂😂😂 I was in tears on the floor laughing at him trying to explain to these people that he was NOT molesting their cat... Haha
So, you protecting cat-molester's?
@@HJB._ yes, your secret is safe with me..
@@denverscott37 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
The evil cats were great but the cat.exe cannot be found fucking killed me 😂
ME: you can't fit through that little space.
Cat: hold my beer.
The last one was hilarious! Thank you Ozzy Man, you are awesome.
Welcome back to cats being cun… dodgey…
Good save Ozzy!
The animal ones are for sure your best videos man!!! Rolling the whole time!!! Hilarious man!!!
I've heard of fox's eating cats before so that end clip is pretty neat to see
LOL when the evil hell cat voice came back with the fox part, I died XD
0:01 they're learning waterbending now
Wonder how many people noticed the word switch right at the beginning. Your original choice was spot on and I love cats. Being a bit of a c.... dodgy bastard myself.
That punch was so hard, that the seal will never walk again.
Thanks!
This is the best voice over a cat can have!!!
0:52 liquid takes the shape of whatever it encounters cats are liquid
“It’s a bloody snake cat” 🤣😂🤣🤣
cobrachicken..cat!
Man, I am in pain after the evil cat voices utter rofl “walk awayyyy”
Must belong to Golem
I appreciate these light hearted videos. I was really really stressed out after the "people being assholes" video
That all-white cat from the closed cabinet, that’s gotta be a ghost cat. One of 9 lives recently lost 😼🤣
Ah, the dreaded “corpse run”? 😹
When the dog met the four cats he was so excited until he realized “wrong places, wrong time”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
^^
Suddenly realised he'd interrupted the cats in the middle of a meeting with their boss, i.e. the Satanic summoning circle.
Like when you think you see your mates on the park and you shout them only to found out it's not them.
You can tell when he realized he walked into the wrong hood wearing the wrong colors
A dog got into my mums garden and started chasing some of her cats around, but it met it's match. Four doors down it was still running, from Millie. She chased the bugger round and
round . I don't think it would bother a tabby and white ever again!🤣🤣🤣
@1:16 Ozzy : " and look at that other bastard the two toned cat who sees this shit every Tuesday " 🤣🐈😂👏👏👏👏 poetry!!!
This wall definitely has 2 coats
Banter level 98 get that cat on good morning Britain
The creativity in your story telling is unrivaled!
“Welcome back to cats being cuhhhdodgy” got me.. the first damn line got me 😂👊🏽
Lol I know right 😂😂😂
The scene with the four evil cats on the footpath took me about 1.000 times!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You don’t want to mess around with a gang of cats.
Especially black ones, i ain't racist, just sayin'
Cats are the FUNNIEST creatures in the universe. Born comedians😂❤️
Cats were once worshiped as Gods…
they still act like it.
Dogs have masters, cats have staff.
@@MrStredders dogs you give commands, cats you give suggestions.
What do you mean "once worshipped"?
@@dwanpol-lovesdonuts my translator has been malfunctioning for some time now.
@@PooNinja I think Dwan was saying they are 'still worshiped' your translator worked fine.
0:52 Further proof, "Cats are liquid"
"There it is, the assault." LMAO
this is soooooooooo funny! (the silly voiceovers!)
1:43 wrong neighbourhood fool
1:50 Dog's version of a "Children of the Corn" moment.
As a former proudful owner of 30+ cats, I can confirm that they are indeed extremely dodgy
nice video
But they're lovely and you wouldn't be without them. God only knows how you afford to feed them all, but l'm thinking mine are just spoilt brats, who are soooo fussy.🥰🥰👍
1:44 kitties of the corn
I love how Ozzyman has random banjo music at the end. I don't exactly associate banjos with Australia, and certainly not the Ministry of Australian Stereotypes that Ozzyman is. Lol.
2:13 - I love how the first cat attacks and all the other cats are like... yeah nah yeah. You're on your own and run at mach 3 away from the scene.
Du génie comme d'habitude ! Merci Mr. Man!
Wha ha that pour pitt meating that cat gang! Hilarious!
Humans did not domesticate cats. Cats charmed their way into humans lives.
Biological warfare. Toxoplasmosis
That seal totally pulled a dramatic soccer move 😆
Cats... Most dodgiest ones out there!
If they were big enough, they’d eat you!😾
no wonder most women prefer them then, pets take after their owners afterall lol
@@The_Good_Captain You could have the complete opposite argument: Women prefer cats because they are independant, while men prefer dogs because they are more submissive.
@@mariebourgot4949 you must know some very weak men then love, shame on the mothers who raised them lol personally i prefer dogs because their loyal not because their submissive, thats a womens trait given certain circumstances (wink wink), even if they do claim to be "strong and independant" in public😜we real men know otherwise, youre all "strong and independant" until you want a family lmfao get a grip
The triumvirate of cat voices for the footpath gang was priceless. LMAO
That cat's leaking out of the counter nonchalantly. They are liquid
So that’s what they mean when they say on S.W.A.T stay liquid
They can all do that they just never get caught on video...
@01:42-- my pit bull would do the SAME THING. Tonight he found an opossum in the back of our yard and was inviting it to play with him like he would another dog. Little bugger loves cats. Hates chihuahuas, though.
I have run across those cats on the path before. I had to trade a finger for passages.
Loved this one... Made the Saturday morning wake up worth it😉
2:35 I've never disliked cats as much as until I watched this clip. NOBODY EVER SMACKS THE ROUND BOYS.
1:52 Poor little pup, just wanted to be friends 😂 awwww haha.
Without cats, the seals would have conquered humanity centuries ago. There's a reason the Egyptians worshiped them.
That’s second white cat who came out of the small hole with the fluffy tail is a Turkish Angura I have one but with small black spots anyway they are super smart and different from many other cats, I am no joke in absolute love with him too lmao..
Seriously though, how the hell is that cat sliding out of the cabinet? There's got to be a weird perspective or something and the gap is actually bigger than it looks.... right?
gosh for the love of me. I swear, after each one of your videos, I can't help but be amazed by those black and white stirpes. Gets me everytime!
Ah another review from our favorite comedian, especially when it's from a special series 😁
That banjo music with the cat plug was great. Thanks for the videos!!! 🐱🐱🐱
Those scary cat sounds felt like Omen noises
Thanks man! Watching this makes my day better.
0:02 Finally... Confirmation that cats are little evil geniuses who have deviously trained all of mankind to feed and take care of them, knowing all the while that they can do this perfectly well on their own...
Would you rather have a butler, a cleaning lady and a chef if you could or would you rather do all that stuff yourself?
@@TheDennys21 What do you think?