Wanda Sykes - Sex Is Important

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  • @stevecrowder9760
    @stevecrowder9760 7 років тому +3099

    "He knew he was wrong, I shot him, we moved on"...

    • @bopperette7260
      @bopperette7260 6 років тому +5

      😂😂😂👏

    • @kennyirvington1968
      @kennyirvington1968 5 років тому +66

      That ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME......I SAW MY GRAMMA SHOOT MY GRANDDADDY .......HE STAYED OUT ....HE WUZ WRONG ....SHE SHOT HIM .....THEY MOVED ON.....
      ........FUCKED ME UP !!!....BUT I LEARNED HOW DEEP LOVE CAN GET !!!.....THEY STAYED MARRIED UNTIL DEATH SOME 30 YRS LATER......
      .......THAT'S JUST 1 STORY !!
      ..........I LITERALLY COULD MAKE U PISS YOURSELF.......
      ........THE TRUTH IS A MOTHERFKR. ........LOL

    • @xenosuki
      @xenosuki 5 років тому +9

      @@kennyirvington1968 Are you okay?

    • @kennyirvington1968
      @kennyirvington1968 5 років тому +8

      @@xenosuki thats a big ass question...
      ...all n all.. my grandparents instilled in me the love and respect or CHRIST...Im the youngest of 3 siblings....at THIS point just say...
      BLESSED AND FUNNY AS F***
      ...KNOW IM BLESSED....
      ...THEY TELL ME IM FUNNY.....
      ...THATS WHAT FEAR WOULD DO TO U.....LOL........HOLLA

    • @thelmaigbo8184
      @thelmaigbo8184 5 років тому +2

      Kenny Irvington damn man

  • @thestarlightforge6568
    @thestarlightforge6568 4 роки тому +312

    “Your father and I had a shootout okay! He took one in the arm! Harry, show her where I shot you” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MrBibi86
    @MrBibi86 6 років тому +1055

    *Such an underrated comedian*

    • @lisax119
      @lisax119 6 років тому +11

      One of the best!!!

    • @pretorious700
      @pretorious700 5 років тому +4

      For good reason.

    • @darkfeather6857
      @darkfeather6857 5 років тому +39

      How is she underrated? She's nationally known, an Emmy winner, has had several tv shows, has been in movies, done voice-overs, national tours, etc. She is successful enough to be both a household name and self-made millionaire. In what way is she underrated?

    • @jpk51
      @jpk51 5 років тому +6

      Dark Feather i agree i think better wording could be under appreciated? when great women comedians come up in discussion i don't see her name brought up too much yknow?

    • @teemaro5703
      @teemaro5703 4 роки тому +2

      @@darkfeather6857 internationally. I am in Africa and I've known about her work most of my life.

  • @goldenwolf90
    @goldenwolf90 5 років тому +433

    And “ like a man you won’t stop to ask for directions.” 😂😂😂😂
    ....”I gotta take myself home.”

    • @Its_Jess00
      @Its_Jess00 5 років тому +5

      Samuel Paniagua leave me in the middle of nowhere

    • @markcadieux3445
      @markcadieux3445 4 роки тому +4

      And like a woman, she won't tell us what she likes.

  • @kwilcox1126
    @kwilcox1126 7 років тому +1682

    her description of a cat was awesome

    • @phyllisyancey1021
      @phyllisyancey1021 5 років тому +5

      Ignant

    • @rudeboymon3177
      @rudeboymon3177 5 років тому +10

      @@phyllisyancey1021 cats suck ass

    • @omorado
      @omorado 5 років тому +43

      “You need to take your ass to work...”

    • @dabusinessman4
      @dabusinessman4 5 років тому +11

      Dogs are men and cats are women show me the lie

    • @graveygraveyard
      @graveygraveyard 4 роки тому +3

      @@dabusinessman4 that's kind of really demeaning, for both sides

  • @BreakCards
    @BreakCards 5 років тому +640

    This stand up is so old that Wanda Skyes was Straight in that time

  • @Judy-um6yn
    @Judy-um6yn 5 років тому +317

    Her description of a cat, is SPOT ON!!!

    • @Donn0
      @Donn0 4 роки тому +2

      Seriously 😭😭

  • @DoniJames
    @DoniJames 8 років тому +2277

    She was in a straight marriage?! I never knew this..

    • @bd3825
      @bd3825 8 років тому +104

      Me neither. I didn't know that.

    • @livp1835
      @livp1835 7 років тому +284

      yes, she only came out in her late 30's.

    • @Kayer713
      @Kayer713 7 років тому +204

      Donovan Morales Back then it was even worse for gays/lesbians to come out.

    • @jordanabeaulieu2530
      @jordanabeaulieu2530 7 років тому +188

      Liv P As a matter of fact, she came out in 2008 at 44

    • @IfYouLetMeStay
      @IfYouLetMeStay 6 років тому +129

      All lesbians are straight in the beginning

  • @dannysimion
    @dannysimion 7 років тому +1204

    Wow, she looks so young and oh so different back than but still the same Wanda Sykes attitude. lmao.

    • @j.elizabeth4621
      @j.elizabeth4621 6 років тому +7

      Danny Simion she looks younger now than she did 10 years ago lol black don’t crack

    • @A_Muzik
      @A_Muzik 5 років тому +8

      She was in her 30s. She's now 55.

    • @stofferrussell
      @stofferrussell 5 років тому +3

      Trump cracked her... (see her new comedy “Not Normal”)
      “and that’s almost impossible!”

    • @shelleygreyrealtor
      @shelleygreyrealtor 5 років тому +3

      I think she still looks good

    • @J2LO
      @J2LO 4 роки тому +3

      Its the hair

  • @ttuindoin
    @ttuindoin 5 років тому +261

    the analogy of satisfying your woman and asking for directions was on point

  • @JBiggsofWSNC
    @JBiggsofWSNC 6 років тому +438

    "I'll scratch all this stuff up in here."

    • @jt3512
      @jt3512 4 роки тому

      Be coming home from work and the curtains lookin like shredded wheat

  • @SangaTembo
    @SangaTembo 6 років тому +262

    Every time we eat he has to chew🤣

  • @nelcam20
    @nelcam20 5 років тому +93

    Man she was a freaking trip then and she is still a beast today!!.. Love her!!..

  • @lizlora5077
    @lizlora5077 5 років тому +632

    secretly laughing at the part roasting cats while hoping my cat doesn't hear me...

  • @mtl47
    @mtl47 6 років тому +630

    She's dressed like she was still working at the NSA.

  • @addisonratcatcher3287
    @addisonratcatcher3287 8 років тому +409

    she was born to make us happy

    • @Lollita23
      @Lollita23 5 років тому +2

      Ha! Great comment

  • @jic7843
    @jic7843 6 років тому +148

    Watching this in 2018, she hasn’t changed except for her hair. Still looking good and funny 😄

  • @odyDgonz
    @odyDgonz 7 років тому +162

    Wanda is hilarious. I love her comedy

  • @johnmarsh8344
    @johnmarsh8344 5 років тому +8

    One of the best writers and funniest folks to ever do it. All hail Wanda Sykes.

  • @NH-lf1wu
    @NH-lf1wu 8 років тому +160

    Wanda needs to come to London so we can have a lovely treat

  • @Welshy
    @Welshy 5 років тому +42

    “Your father and I had a shoot out” 😂

  • @lukekeenecosby7213
    @lukekeenecosby7213 6 років тому +72

    I'm so glad to have her in the world!! She's so funny a natural comedian - finally

  • @timw4383
    @timw4383 5 років тому +220

    I actually saw a woman shoot her husband in the Legs. He was standing in the yard drunk and talking stupid. She went into the house, got her pistol, came back out and shot him 3 or times in the legs.
    They stayed together after that for 30 years. Until she died.

    • @PrincessAndBear
      @PrincessAndBear 5 років тому +12

      Best story ever haha. Maybe she was aiming for his thingymagy? :)

    • @user-qv2qf1jk5o
      @user-qv2qf1jk5o 5 років тому +12

      That’s awful

    • @blaq_betty
      @blaq_betty 5 років тому +2

      😲

    • @georgeisaak5321
      @georgeisaak5321 5 років тому +7

      i don't care how much time i spend with a woman , if she shoot me and actually the bullet finds me anywhere , if i don't die she is dead .

    • @superedward1967
      @superedward1967 5 років тому +3

      did you eve wonder how she died.

  • @EddValdez
    @EddValdez 5 років тому +69

    Her comedy is gold. She never changed thank god

  • @moonstrucmeis4146
    @moonstrucmeis4146 8 років тому +323

    Wanda that was the fastest 7 minute video. I loved it! Your one funny lady telling it like it is!

    • @geenababy1592
      @geenababy1592 8 років тому +1

      ikr i wish it was more tbh

    • @kobron1559
      @kobron1559 8 років тому +4

      seriously I wanted 53 more minutes lol

    • @bananian
      @bananian 7 років тому

      It's because they pick the worst topics to talk about like their dating and sex adventures.
      It's like talking about how heavy your bags are while hiking in Hawaii or how your wallet is squishing your ass because it's got so much money.

    • @NovaLaMason
      @NovaLaMason 7 років тому

      *you're

  • @brilliantdiva5068
    @brilliantdiva5068 5 років тому +42

    I LOVE Wanda’s hairstyle. Beautiful. Stand-Up -OUTRAGEOUSLY FUNNY😍

  • @SushantDivgikarRaniKohenur
    @SushantDivgikarRaniKohenur 4 роки тому +41

    “I’ll scratch all this stuff up in here”.
    Hahahaha. Can relate.

    • @srkh8966
      @srkh8966 4 роки тому

      Sushant Divgikar Even if you do feed them!

  • @TacticalReaper56
    @TacticalReaper56 4 роки тому +41

    "He knew he was wrong I shot him, we moved on" *marriage*

  • @williambernardbrown
    @williambernardbrown 5 років тому +130

    Yeah, she definitely wrote for Chris Rock. You can tell by her joke structure and delivery

    • @sabrinalecrivainmediaTM
      @sabrinalecrivainmediaTM 5 років тому +6

      I was wondering who wrote for who. Because Wanda is natural

    • @jadorealissawhite-gluz5706
      @jadorealissawhite-gluz5706 5 років тому +2

      @@tomadams3528 fuck you is all I gotta say about your level of stupidity

    • @tomadams3528
      @tomadams3528 5 років тому +2

      @@jadorealissawhite-gluz5706 why ? What did I said/ do . why do you wanna fuck me ?
      Where is my comment? Dam you YT. Why? 1st amendment.

    • @fakedazzleful
      @fakedazzleful 4 роки тому +10

      Well she did work on The Chris Rock show on HBO.

    • @krissifadwa
      @krissifadwa 2 роки тому

      For sure

  • @caronharts6921
    @caronharts6921 3 роки тому +9

    I love Wanda. She is a comedic genius and pretty too. 😘

  • @Sunshine-zm1fx
    @Sunshine-zm1fx 8 років тому +46

    This is fantastic. Thanks for posting this!

  • @erin1912
    @erin1912 6 років тому +37

    She has the cutest laugh

  • @lorettaknoelk3475
    @lorettaknoelk3475 5 років тому +62

    About the work comment, it reminded me of that Facebook meme that says: Dude says, "honey, can I be a stay at home house wife?" Her: Honey you could be whatever you want when you get home from work! 😂

  • @donnastitz1497
    @donnastitz1497 4 роки тому +8

    then she walked off the stage .......& SWITCHED TEAMS :) HA, U GO GIRL !!!!!

  • @missj9161
    @missj9161 4 роки тому +10

    Thank mama Wanda for really seeing humor in my everyday life during this lockdown. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Chulumanco from South Africa

  • @JubeiKibagamiFez
    @JubeiKibagamiFez 3 місяці тому

    This was great. This was actually the first set of Wanda's that I saw waaaaay back.

  • @lukehebert6207
    @lukehebert6207 5 років тому +38

    We just gonna ignore the laughing demon at 5:36??

  • @austinfull8941
    @austinfull8941 8 років тому +366

    I like her hair.

    • @mariahscurry19
      @mariahscurry19 6 років тому +51

      Austin Full her natural hair is better

    • @permafrost0979
      @permafrost0979 6 років тому +23

      I like it better now

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 5 років тому +15

      @@mariahscurry19 i think this one was natural. She prob just permed it and flat ironed it for tv

    • @Critic_number_4
      @Critic_number_4 5 років тому +11

      @@TCt83067695 not necessarily just for tv, though. She probably wore it that way regularly, especially given the generation she's from.

    • @tyrellanderson4722
      @tyrellanderson4722 5 років тому +1

      No, she has said that it isn't a perm. She has a hairstylist who uses those twisted things.

  • @piyushbanerjee2808
    @piyushbanerjee2808 5 років тому +424

    So many great comedians...and yet Netflix shoves down Amy Schumer down our throats...

    • @louisgraham9959
      @louisgraham9959 5 років тому +19

      What does amy schumer have to do with anything? Why are y'all obsessed with Amy? A female comedian cant post a video without somebody commenting about Amy. Why dont you go to Amy's page with all these Amy comments. No one cares about Amy.

    • @jenniferacrey2940
      @jenniferacrey2940 5 років тому +16

      Wanda has a special on Netflix. Stop hating on Amy

    • @-ITH
      @-ITH 5 років тому +13

      Amy stinks. Joke thief.

    • @chevrandyw4903
      @chevrandyw4903 5 років тому

      Right. Netflix don’t know how to take the trash out.

    • @annlanders978
      @annlanders978 5 років тому +2

      Who is not funny at all. Amy Schumer what a joke.

  • @soulpurpose4056
    @soulpurpose4056 3 роки тому +4

    "You better take yo ass to work 💅🏾" 😭😭😭

  • @jerusharavindren2268
    @jerusharavindren2268 7 років тому +155

    The cat 😂😂😂

  • @divinenonbinary
    @divinenonbinary 4 роки тому +8

    i’m so glad she remarried lol now she knows why it didn’t work out the first time haha 😝❤️

  • @annlanders978
    @annlanders978 5 років тому +2

    She is the greatest comedian period. No contest with others.

  • @bev-leejohnson4549
    @bev-leejohnson4549 5 років тому +21

    I'm a mom of 3, nana of 4 and married to a man, I often wonder how wonderful life could have been for me if I lived my truth.

  • @cafe4cat2nap
    @cafe4cat2nap 11 місяців тому +1

    lol, my cat growls at arrival of car in the driveway, knock at the door, & he once straightened out a pitbull boxer mix dog who just wanted to say hi . . . yes, a guard cat ! 🤣

  • @eth39232
    @eth39232 4 роки тому +4

    She was in my second grade class at Western Branch Elementary in Chesapeake, VA.

  • @Judy-um6yn
    @Judy-um6yn 5 років тому +4

    I love this women. She can read my mind. She's so right on sooooo many levels!!!!!!! Wanda you are right on!

  • @eklctc1Kng1arrw
    @eklctc1Kng1arrw 7 років тому +20

    Wanda is amazing. I Love Wanda.

  • @bulelwashezi4540
    @bulelwashezi4540 4 роки тому +19

    Or maybe you were just gay? 😂 I love Wanda

  • @bopperette7260
    @bopperette7260 6 років тому +7

    I've got enough 🖤💯 for Wanda Sykes. She's so funny. My sides and my cheeks hurt and the woman was only on for like 7 minutes 😂😂🔥

  • @wellok5778
    @wellok5778 5 років тому +63

    Top comedian - and she can work with a topic like sex and keep it clean if she has to

  • @donnaroche4821
    @donnaroche4821 7 років тому +35

    love Wanda. OMG she's so funny.

  • @tejayjr.9893
    @tejayjr.9893 5 років тому +142

    This was when Wanda she was on the Down Low. 😂 (Before she came out)

  • @leoncioco3305
    @leoncioco3305 3 роки тому +1

    This is one of d very best of Wanda.👏👏👍👏

  • @lindseydouglas3018
    @lindseydouglas3018 5 років тому +27

    Is there a longer video of this standup show?

  • @KimmiePie1
    @KimmiePie1 5 років тому +57

    THE CATS VS DOG PART😂 so freaking true that's why ion mess with cats

    • @Leo-tu8gh
      @Leo-tu8gh 3 роки тому

      Everybody said they dont like cats until they get a cat 💀🤭

  • @axjohn
    @axjohn 5 років тому +13

    “Ding, you get another woman!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @salvajemexihcah481
    @salvajemexihcah481 5 років тому +3

    She's funny as hell. She always comes thru'. 👊🏾🤣😎✌🏾

  • @willow8186
    @willow8186 3 роки тому +4

    I know this is how cats are typically portrayed and I’ve met some cats that sort of act like that, but mine never have.
    Both my first cat and now my 1 year old have been following me around the house, sleeping next to my head or under/over the blanket, they both stuck to me like a piece of tape and they both crawled all over me and sit or lie on me when I sit down to read or play games.
    Never had a “cold” cat lol
    We had a cat when I grew up as a child though, she was more reserved and didn’t really engage us too much, just likes to do her own thing.

  • @pebetsingwana
    @pebetsingwana 6 років тому +2

    Been looking for this video for a while now....watched it once and loved it since.

  • @freddiemontanez8461
    @freddiemontanez8461 5 років тому +1

    WANDA is my favorite female comedian. She is funny and smart. She tells it like it is. Love you WANDA ❤️.

  • @LchanOtakudom
    @LchanOtakudom 3 роки тому +2

    She’s a lovely, funny lady! Yay Wanda Sykes!

  • @baybeepretty1699
    @baybeepretty1699 3 роки тому +3

    Everytime we eat, he has to chew 😂

  • @Omegagaming123
    @Omegagaming123 8 років тому +45

    the woman at 3:54's like... babe you should get it... don't woyyyyyyeeee

    • @peytonbell5637
      @peytonbell5637 6 років тому +1

      TΨT ΩMΣGΔ nope. Shes like "fuck it! Im gonna get a black man"😁😊

  • @dianemcdonnell1055
    @dianemcdonnell1055 4 роки тому +9

    I love Wanda she makes me laugh and we need more of that in our life

  • @nicklasrothmann4043
    @nicklasrothmann4043 8 років тому +173

    The funniest woman on earth IMP:)

    • @livp1835
      @livp1835 7 років тому +6

      correct buddy

    • @adisinculet4954
      @adisinculet4954 7 років тому

      tom & jerry

    • @alalducente
      @alalducente 7 років тому +1

      madigan

    • @MarvinManio
      @MarvinManio 6 років тому +3

      It is IMO, In my opinion

    • @plasticfantastic8
      @plasticfantastic8 6 років тому

      Scupacium Madigan is indeed hilarious, especially when she talks about her parents but I wouldn’t compare these two. Different styles. I love them both and wouldn’t be able to pick one over the other. Both are so funny and extremely clever 👌❤️

  • @attorneyreid7
    @attorneyreid7 4 роки тому +2

    This is a real comedian! She made me laugh without using curse words, vulgarity or profanities. Today all you hear is cursing it makes my ears buzz!

  • @EJofLA
    @EJofLA 3 роки тому +1

    Wanda Skyes is a comedy god. Thank you!

  • @teiganteiggystkinsterry1141
    @teiganteiggystkinsterry1141 3 роки тому +2

    Oh my ....Ms Sykes is so funny and hilarious as always ❤❤❤ ......
    She looks so Gorgeous ,Beautiful, and Funny ❤❤ .......
    She has made me laugh ❤❤

  • @elly929
    @elly929 6 років тому +6

    she was in straight married didn't know ! I can imagine how depressed she was ' u k ow traying to fit in bidding ur emotions that's seriously sad situation I'm happy for her finally being u no acting faking just u good luck u r wonderful amazing human being

  • @jeremygonzalez2766
    @jeremygonzalez2766 5 років тому +16

    Her hair is so nice👌💜

  • @maximococononjis
    @maximococononjis 3 роки тому +3

    Adorable woman! Brilliant comediant!

  • @latso2001
    @latso2001 5 років тому +1

    first time i watched a stand up vid twice in a row...brilliant material, fantastic delivery, long time i haven't been laughing line after line, after line...actually except for Chapelle - never.
    Didn't know Wanda was such a brilliant comedian, now gonna watch everything i can find lol :)

  • @JohnnyWishbone85
    @JohnnyWishbone85 5 років тому +99

    Much as I love Wanda, we need to be honest; she probably didn’t get along with her husband because she’s not a husband kind of a gal.

  • @Aya-ll2of
    @Aya-ll2of 2 роки тому +1

    Wanda Sykes hilarious. Laugh myself to sleep. The cat description was so accurate 😹

  • @patriciabastidas639
    @patriciabastidas639 5 років тому +1

    I just love you, Wanda!! You're the best about the rest.

  • @ernestwegner4960
    @ernestwegner4960 3 роки тому +1

    Outstanding!!!

  • @tashmivyas
    @tashmivyas 5 років тому +2

    2:30 the cat part 😂😂

  • @sunitafisher4758
    @sunitafisher4758 5 років тому +12

    🌸 just like a man you not going to stop and ask for directions
    and run out of gas and leave me stuck
    I think I die, I laughed so hard 😂

  • @SonjaDawn
    @SonjaDawn 6 років тому +33

    Boy . has her life changed...

  • @mollycarlisle2335
    @mollycarlisle2335 8 років тому +41

    Best Comedian of her time.

  • @SAMnELLA-1
    @SAMnELLA-1 3 роки тому +3

    The best description of the difference in sexual experiences for men vs women.

  • @brentbir3656
    @brentbir3656 3 роки тому +1

    You're one of the best comedians funny LMAO thank you

  • @Pebblesmas
    @Pebblesmas 4 роки тому

    OMG she is AMAZING !!!! Going to see more ! Love you Wanda !

  • @gingerphoenix805
    @gingerphoenix805 5 років тому +3

    Funniest!! I can watch her for hours and hours!

  • @00.003eqw
    @00.003eqw 5 років тому +4

    The cat joke killed me

  • @debmauritson5016
    @debmauritson5016 4 роки тому +1

    I laugh every time, guaranteed. Best of Wanda right here.

  • @td8069
    @td8069 5 років тому +13

    That's really smart writing. The first joke she told she called herself a bitch in dog years and no one got it hahah

  • @je.suis.prisci
    @je.suis.prisci 5 років тому +3

    I love her!! This is still hilarious.

  • @omnidiscord
    @omnidiscord 5 років тому +107

    "cats don't give a damn about you" that's what i love about them!

    • @rudeboymon3177
      @rudeboymon3177 4 роки тому +2

      Why though😵 cat people are soooo weird

    • @blackhokage1744
      @blackhokage1744 4 роки тому

      😂🤣😂

    • @graveygraveyard
      @graveygraveyard 4 роки тому +11

      @@rudeboymon3177 they mind their own business, I mind mine, and then we cuddle and watch TV, that's why I like cats

    • @rudeboymon3177
      @rudeboymon3177 4 роки тому +1

      @@graveygraveyard your cat would eat your face within a day if you died

    • @ariannahall2966
      @ariannahall2966 4 роки тому +1

      @@rudeboymon3177 Dogs have been proven to do that too.

  • @VI.VIII.V
    @VI.VIII.V 6 років тому +8

    Lmao easily one of my favourite female comedians.

  • @waedjradi
    @waedjradi 5 років тому +17

    Best female comedian. Idgaf lol

  • @mauricebuckner1696
    @mauricebuckner1696 4 роки тому +2

    Wanda Sykes is my no.1 female comedian

  • @hyperboi87
    @hyperboi87 5 років тому +12

    Wow 20 years ago

  • @lucafrings6246
    @lucafrings6246 8 років тому +20

    holy fuck 1of the only funny female comedians, great jokes n delivery:)

  • @zennaturalist2543
    @zennaturalist2543 3 роки тому +3

    She's so underrated. 😂😂😂😂

  • @michelemichele5204
    @michelemichele5204 7 років тому +14

    i just LOVE Wanda Sykes! she has no listed comedy shows for 2017...bummer?anyone know what she is doing this year?

  • @wuftchan8299
    @wuftchan8299 4 роки тому +1

    2:36 *me* the cat might not even be in the house when you wake up snuck out like "later human see ya when theres food"

  • @marinerosany
    @marinerosany 4 роки тому +1

    Lol "jot that down.." Lol so funny

  • @jappiejojo777
    @jappiejojo777 5 років тому +2

    I loved her in Curb.