Toxic Streamer "GIRU" steals from helpless people

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  • Опубліковано 25 гру 2019
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  • @deadcowboy627
    @deadcowboy627 4 роки тому +256

    I love how the archers just go on a teamkilling rampage the moment they lose their bow lol

  • @Rewdy04
    @Rewdy04 4 роки тому +791

    Default archers are children of the devil

    • @nepobedivititanik
      @nepobedivititanik 4 роки тому +6

      Nope, they are just useless, and not a real danger (my main in javelin and crossbow, so im talking from 110 hours of experience..)

    • @MrTriple3D
      @MrTriple3D 4 роки тому +123

      @@nepobedivititanik don't care about your hours virgin

    • @burgernthemomrailer
      @burgernthemomrailer 4 роки тому +6

      Gosn Ognjen Silni burg dont caare

    • @nepobedivititanik
      @nepobedivititanik 4 роки тому +8

      @@MrTriple3D i dont care, that you dont care

    • @shopliftingcentral
      @shopliftingcentral 4 роки тому +11

      @@nepobedivititanik no one asked about your playtime

  • @datcat7404
    @datcat7404 4 роки тому +1092

    These default archers have the brain capacity of a pufferfish.

    • @znightowlz6585
      @znightowlz6585 4 роки тому +46

      Dat Cat ÆUGH

    • @noubing
      @noubing 4 роки тому +27

      *_œugh_*

    • @lordfarquaad7668
      @lordfarquaad7668 3 роки тому

      Like steal a candy from a baby

    • @datcat7404
      @datcat7404 3 роки тому +3

      @@augustushassan8489 shut up scammers

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 2 роки тому +3

      Theyre literal lvl 3 players most of the time, they genuinely dont know whats going on yet.

  • @claytonc6417
    @claytonc6417 4 роки тому +1128

    When fighting people of your skill level gets so boring you start seal clubbing instead

    • @bobkin611
      @bobkin611 4 роки тому +3

      I enjoy that hobby

    • @wolfi7084
      @wolfi7084 4 роки тому +7

      Claymore Clayton who is on his skill level? No one lol

    • @gremlinchemist3621
      @gremlinchemist3621 4 роки тому +9

      @@wolfi7084Have you even watched him duel? Giru is definitely good but he is certainly not the best.

    • @MandMEkross
      @MandMEkross 4 роки тому +2

      his Ego is too much (Giru looks like a mama's boy :D)

    • @vincentdolente7053
      @vincentdolente7053 4 роки тому +1

      @NoNoNoNii It's funny you think this games mechanics can even be taken seriously enough for " Skilled" duels. When any moron who exploits drags for a few hours can become the next bruce lee in your eyes. "If we blindfolded everyone in the race we proove how skilled we are!"

  • @Bamurai
    @Bamurai 4 роки тому +412

    *G I V E B O W*

  • @Veloziraptor111
    @Veloziraptor111 4 роки тому +102

    9:33 that red guy came in like a mom trying to break up a sibling fight by hugging them xD

  • @thorjacobson8122
    @thorjacobson8122 2 роки тому +36

    I didn’t even know you could take someone’s bow by hitting them but fuck that’s a perfect way to deal with archers. It’s like taking a child’s toy away and watching them throw a tantrum

  • @shabashes
    @shabashes 4 роки тому +325

    somewhere in the multiverse exists a world where everyone is a default archer

    • @jdirksen
      @jdirksen 4 роки тому +25

      clear and this is a game about bow slinging and being a rad archer with the occasional cancerous swordsman?

    • @sluggy1739
      @sluggy1739 4 роки тому +3

      Jaden D. Losers using swords lol

    • @notchs0son
      @notchs0son 4 роки тому

      And ONLY GIRU IS CAPABLE OF DESTROYING THAF UNIVERSE

    • @Lewis-do1ml
      @Lewis-do1ml 3 роки тому

      No

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 2 роки тому

      "Fuck these damn customized characters, theyre so annoying. All they do is get close to you and kill you!"

  • @MuSiCfOrEvEr007
    @MuSiCfOrEvEr007 4 роки тому +279

    I still remember a poor archer who got stolen by you and he apologized in chat after hitting u twice, I felt really bad

  • @MabinogiSheep
    @MabinogiSheep 4 роки тому +39

    I lost it when the archers were fighting each other for a bow

  • @Arthur-Morgan42069
    @Arthur-Morgan42069 4 роки тому +76

    I swear I remember playing with a guy named Giru in Chiv around like 2015 and thinking he's pretty decent. Glad I found the channel, love your videos.

  • @WretchedEgg528
    @WretchedEgg528 4 роки тому +52

    9:25 Now fight for this bow! xD
    Genious.

  • @_tarnished_
    @_tarnished_ 4 роки тому +26

    I swear it's just me, but at 3:11 I love when you scare the fuck out of people, they turn around and immediately parry even if you're just standing still starring at them

  • @thestralner6335
    @thestralner6335 4 роки тому +135

    hypothesis: little stuart is a controller player

    • @Trunch1312
      @Trunch1312 3 роки тому +9

      Hypothesis he's a controller player without thumbs

  • @assassinscat9618
    @assassinscat9618 3 роки тому +15

    I felt so sorry for the default archer that didnt know how to pick up the bow 🤣

    • @TheRepublic4
      @TheRepublic4 Рік тому +1

      Truly, Mordhau is fun but always feel bad for new ones because it is not forgiving

  • @GirlsChase
    @GirlsChase 4 роки тому +90

    Intro was bomb AF. Editing game is steppin' up. Also, archers deserve death.

  • @levidyer8042
    @levidyer8042 4 роки тому +17

    This is the ultimate level of cyber bullying

  • @assassin0547
    @assassin0547 4 роки тому +44

    Can’t stop watching the Hooligan vid. Please do another 😂
    FUCKIN ROCK EM MATE!

    • @lily_astral
      @lily_astral 2 роки тому

      A year ago?? Felt like yesterday. Time for you to watch it again ;) ROCK EM

    • @arandomcommenter412
      @arandomcommenter412 2 роки тому

      @@lily_astral 2 years now

    • @secretname2670
      @secretname2670 Рік тому

      hooligans video is oficially age restricted, god damnit youtube, it's just a game.

  • @TSE_WOODY
    @TSE_WOODY 4 роки тому +16

    I cried, i cheered, i clapped, i stood and cheered.

  • @Liam-jx1zj
    @Liam-jx1zj 4 роки тому +62

    I bought this game thinking it was easy because I watched these videos, I realised I was wrong.

    • @valkkyrr
      @valkkyrr 4 роки тому +1

      Same.

    • @TemplarJX
      @TemplarJX 4 роки тому +10

      Bro when I see him just flick his mouse a little and dodge attacks in a 2v1 I’m flabbergasted

  • @itakeeee22225
    @itakeeee22225 2 роки тому +6

    giru is the reason i play mordhau

    • @F83.M4
      @F83.M4 2 роки тому +2

      Same

  • @simplyacatenjoyinglife3260
    @simplyacatenjoyinglife3260 4 роки тому +7

    I feel bad for little stuart

  • @LaughingMan44
    @LaughingMan44 3 роки тому +2

    I cant believe the devs got rid of spy classes when you have to be a literal downy to fall for it

    • @Rob526
      @Rob526 3 роки тому +1

      Makes sense. It is genuinely hard to tell midfight. ie when im in a 3v6 its hard to tell at timesand I get people with no cloth or spy builds mixed up with my teamates. If you are just walking around its fine though

  • @H20r1
    @H20r1 3 роки тому +1

    1 year later and this video still bangs, I rate you so highly Giru, wish you did Mordhau vids still.

  • @rowmacnezumi8953
    @rowmacnezumi8953 3 роки тому +3

    "Wait a minute... I THINK THAT'S A MEMBER OF THE ENEMY TEAM!!!" -Default Archer

  • @mikemhz
    @mikemhz 3 роки тому +5

    This never gets old

  • @pizzakid4206
    @pizzakid4206 4 роки тому +1

    9:36 Totally different game but Apollyon’s words from For Honor are true here. “But leave them scraps just enough for two, maybe three clans... They will fight over what remains.” Pretty close to this except instead of vikings, it’s a bunch of crazed archers.

  • @Prushka
    @Prushka 4 роки тому +3

    ANOTHER GIRU VIDEO, thank you man

  • @lukiklepsa6218
    @lukiklepsa6218 3 роки тому

    The last part really brings everything back together.

  • @The_Lone_Outlaw
    @The_Lone_Outlaw 4 роки тому +1

    One man...gets half the enemy team...to kill...EACH OTHER...
    The beautiful chaos of this game is the stuff I live for.

  • @Crayin1337
    @Crayin1337 4 роки тому +1

    YES MORE CONTENT!! I've watched your streams and missed a lot of them too, therefore i know you must have quite a few clips laying around :D

  • @natalie9073
    @natalie9073 4 роки тому +2

    love these lil highlights. i can't always catch da streams

  • @BioHazGuy
    @BioHazGuy 8 місяців тому +1

    watching giru move around in his chair like a rollercoaster while being attacked is so funny, this shit never gets old lol

  • @thiswebsitesucksTBH
    @thiswebsitesucksTBH 3 роки тому +4

    man mordhau just isnt the same without giru

  • @basicallysport
    @basicallysport 4 роки тому +1

    the archers kinda reminds me of how the elderly don´t understand how computers work and even the most simple explination is just lost on them.

  • @BailorTheSailorMan
    @BailorTheSailorMan 4 роки тому +1

    Dang this is even a more efficient way to deal with archers, cuz it ensures that unless they immediately suicide they’re gonna spend more time not shooting arrows than if you just killed them straight away.

  • @angrygardengnome8383
    @angrygardengnome8383 4 роки тому +2

    You're doing the Gods' work here Giru

  • @fuller1883
    @fuller1883 4 роки тому

    i just hear that in the arms of an angel tune in my head when he loses his bow

  • @sanzwastaken
    @sanzwastaken 4 роки тому

    That has to be one of the best intros ever

  • @sholasik3292
    @sholasik3292 3 роки тому

    Giru uploads always come with the best House/EDM background tracks, holy shit.
    Oh, gameplay's cool too.

  • @nicnitpicks
    @nicnitpicks 4 роки тому +1

    great vid! good choice to go with the MGS3 background music loved it!

  • @DonHuanDaKilla
    @DonHuanDaKilla 4 роки тому +3

    Pls, for all thats holy, upload more often. Your vids are the best.

  • @spmive
    @spmive 4 роки тому +1

    I need more of this pls upload more

  • @XoXitsSaruhh
    @XoXitsSaruhh 2 роки тому +4

    I miss you Giru

  • @gavin8467
    @gavin8467 4 роки тому +1

    I fucking love the mgs3 soundtrack in the background the entire time

  • @crusader9695
    @crusader9695 3 роки тому +1

    Giru has the entire balance of mordhau in his hands

  • @venarius5872
    @venarius5872 4 роки тому +3

    giru is the chaotic evil of this society

  • @doudevil1
    @doudevil1 2 роки тому +1

    This video has forever changed how I play mordhau

  • @GameFuMaster
    @GameFuMaster 4 роки тому +2

    5:00 this is what it looks like when a newborn is reincarnated as a grown man.

  • @tanukionwheels5381
    @tanukionwheels5381 Рік тому

    Giru you stole my bow and it was my first game on… best moment of my year easily

  • @yesfan157
    @yesfan157 3 роки тому +2

    You've made the blue archers lose what little minds they had.

  • @ThisGuysMason
    @ThisGuysMason 3 роки тому

    stories say cpt Spaddock is still stuck there to this day

  • @LuxxyLux1
    @LuxxyLux1 4 роки тому +7

    *Someone comes after him*
    I never seen someone so literraly so angry!1

  • @nepobedivititanik
    @nepobedivititanik 4 роки тому +4

    I LOVE troll engineer - i do that shit all time
    I should start bow stealing, thx for reminder bro
    Love your channel

  • @bobkin611
    @bobkin611 4 роки тому +1

    You broke that mans spirit LMAO

  • @MrSsnowBalls
    @MrSsnowBalls 4 роки тому +1

    Man watching this made me wanna play Mordhau again

  • @jdb725
    @jdb725 4 роки тому +21

    why did i read the title as steals from homeless people

  • @Beef__
    @Beef__ 3 роки тому

    7:12 noob archers when the Doom soundtrack hits

  • @TheNitram8
    @TheNitram8 4 роки тому

    The edit is great on this one bud

  • @pogeonepoint
    @pogeonepoint Рік тому +9

    8:15. rapier, a type of sword that is known for being fast and agile, to defeat their opponents in a game. jiru jiru is able to use the speed and precision of the rapier to their advantage, knowing that they will always be able to land the first strike due to the weapon's superior speed. This allows jiru to focus their attention on just one opponent at a time, as the other player's weapon is significantly slower and less effective in combat. This is why jiru is so skilled at using the rapier and is considered to be the best player in the game due to their ability to utilize this weapon to its full potential. However, it's important to note that every game and every weapon has its own strengths and weaknesses, and it's always possible for a skilled player to overcome a seemingly overpowered weapon or tactic if they are able to come up with a strategy to counter it. In short, rapier is BROKEN.

    • @pogeonepoint
      @pogeonepoint Рік тому +5

      cool comment dude very educational.

    • @pogeonepoint
      @pogeonepoint Рік тому +5

      oh why thank you so much!

    • @XensRebirth
      @XensRebirth Рік тому +2

      ​@@pogeonepointLMAOOOOO

    • @dartog4967
      @dartog4967 Рік тому +1

      Absolute schizo

    • @secretname2670
      @secretname2670 Рік тому

      Mordhau rankeds are a place... some consider to be beyonda salvation. In the mush and damp pits of competitive swamps terminally online players marinate for days before bursting outwards like a bloated carcass, spewing vileness all over. In the dark of the night, whenever you hear screaming or dark cries of creatures of the night, you can only assume they were once just like you, almost fully human now reduced to a lingering necrosis on the outskirts of sanity.
      Do not tread the path towards the swamp.

  • @Rubixx0914
    @Rubixx0914 4 роки тому

    Tadow just playing in the background while he's bullying a poor kid lmfao

  • @Teaadrop
    @Teaadrop 4 роки тому +12

    Giru is really funny when you're not the one being bullied by him (:

  • @thenerfgunnerysgt
    @thenerfgunnerysgt 4 роки тому +1

    5:24 just made that man throat the fucking rapier

  • @Allweiss
    @Allweiss 3 роки тому

    12:06 - the moment you understand Giru went fucking crackpot

  • @eviebee
    @eviebee 4 роки тому +4

    I remember playing with this guy in chivalry LULW

  • @futsell
    @futsell 4 роки тому +4

    Poor little stuart...
    :D

  • @pinjata9799
    @pinjata9799 4 роки тому

    wait until they gain the knowlege to call the Bullyhunters

  • @mr.rigger619
    @mr.rigger619 Рік тому

    i swear everytime i watch one of ur vids ur listening to songs from my playlists

  • @aristotelsb8874
    @aristotelsb8874 4 роки тому +2

    “How do i kill myself?” (c) El Diablo

  • @escanor2405
    @escanor2405 4 роки тому

    we need more GIRU vids :c i neeeeeeeeed itt

  • @Pat_Mc_Garry
    @Pat_Mc_Garry 4 роки тому +1

    default archers might act wierd, but they are actually true savants

  • @itsfredo8501
    @itsfredo8501 Рік тому

    4:20 best part i shall smoke a fat blunt for this

  • @petteritaro7159
    @petteritaro7159 4 роки тому +11

    Dude, how can they not pick up stuff :D Did they even play the tutorial? :D

  • @DeanLordUK
    @DeanLordUK 3 роки тому

    Never played one second of this game and this is some of the funniest shit ive ever seen

  • @areyouthicc9947
    @areyouthicc9947 4 роки тому

    INTRUDER ALERT: RED SPY IN THE BASE

  • @FJaypewpew
    @FJaypewpew 4 роки тому

    At :35 the angle looks exactly like that Asian boi that screams and throws his chair at the window

  • @ErikTheBjork
    @ErikTheBjork 2 роки тому

    Being archer with dagger and dodge or tool kit is the best set up

  • @wolfe204
    @wolfe204 4 роки тому

    You should be able to steal the sheathed weapons of people looking away from you.

  • @tb-eo3xj
    @tb-eo3xj 4 роки тому

    Finally he uploads

  • @fatandhandsome4423
    @fatandhandsome4423 4 роки тому +2

    *Y O U S T O L E M E B O W*

  • @imshoe3221
    @imshoe3221 4 роки тому +1

    I always try to do this to Archers everytime, mostly on ffa. :-)

  • @cardinalofthetachankachurc326
    @cardinalofthetachankachurc326 4 роки тому

    I’m really new to the game, and even though most my games I go like 4 and 16 I really love it

  • @heikiku7230
    @heikiku7230 4 роки тому +6

    where is bow

  • @Deyas786
    @Deyas786 3 роки тому

    0:34 when ur fav streamer is a window licker

  • @pirotess2
    @pirotess2 3 роки тому

    Images that Giru and Gromek in same team.

  • @kingkiro7123
    @kingkiro7123 2 роки тому

    bro that archer

  • @Waffledude330
    @Waffledude330 4 роки тому +4

    Im new to the game and I welcome the guys who mess me up... only way to get better

    • @GriziDaWiz
      @GriziDaWiz 4 роки тому +1

      Optimoose
      Ima take this comment out of context...
      Not that it really needs to be.

  • @Upr15lngM4ndl3b4rs
    @Upr15lngM4ndl3b4rs 4 роки тому

    Chat: omegalul and kek
    Me: 2008 called and they want their 4chan back

  • @Halo_Nova
    @Halo_Nova 4 роки тому

    A can of laughter,, a six pack of cans XD

  • @DschungelKatze
    @DschungelKatze 2 роки тому

    What's the music right in the start of the video?

  • @machoflops
    @machoflops 4 роки тому

    DOOR STUCK, THE DOOR IS STUCK

  • @JAYDEE3103
    @JAYDEE3103 4 роки тому

    i need to see him as a noble

  • @LoneChipmunk
    @LoneChipmunk 4 роки тому

    I can really appreciate his not wanting to kill default classes, cause I fucking suck at this game.

  • @iSunner
    @iSunner 4 роки тому

    dont watch while drinking guys, i just fucked up
    e: watch my mordhau video.. let me use ur voice giru

  • @Fluff_Panda
    @Fluff_Panda 4 роки тому

    What gloves are those? I can’t find them

  • @treyfrew6940
    @treyfrew6940 4 роки тому

    I finished watching a few of your vids.
    Only thoughts.
    Bloody Legend.

  • @braden6986
    @braden6986 4 роки тому

    Wait is that mgs 3 soundtrack at 8:40?

  • @dylanisco0l
    @dylanisco0l 4 роки тому +3

    this shit was hilarious i was dying

  • @comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218
    @comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218 3 роки тому

    It's actually... disturbing
    They just enter a fit of rage

  • @azron4537
    @azron4537 4 роки тому

    I can see bulldog bleps spamming KEKW..