Mordhau but i wouldn’t have lasted in medieval times
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- Опубліковано 5 тра 2019
- Mordhau shows how I wouldn't have made it back then, I hardly manage now
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Kevin: _doesn't play the tutorial_
Also Kevin:
*HoW dO i dO aNytHiNg*
Same
Mati C how do I like this comment?
Love ya mate
bUT iF hE doEsnT pLay TutOrial he sHold knOw hoW to pLay
Logic
"Be careful I'm helping"
Kevin is a threat to all
Who needs enemies when there is a Kevo on your team?
i think i will try to say that everytime i try to do something with other people
Even when the opposing team took the last cookie, you still band together to learn Kevin a lesson (even though he never learns)
*Chaotic neutral*
You be surprised how often your teammates jump in front of your arrows to help the enemy
Kevin should start using the greenscreen behind him to place himself in the rooms of other youtubers and not acknowledge it
YES
"Can we copystrike kevin?"
Y e s
YESSSS
This is the best comment on the internet
16:42
Kevin "This is a really fun game , I gotta say I really enjoyed it and I'll probably play more of it..."
Me: =DD
Kevin: "....in my own time."
Me: =//
* sad medieval noises *
Pasty Irish kid murders medieval warriors while making outdated gaming references.
I'm glad I subscribed.
*farmers
That´s why we all subscribed to him... We love our pasty Irish kid... I hope in the next video he screams "for our great leader"... I would donate him hundreds of dollars...
I don't think you need to specify that he's pasty, all the Irish kids are
@@dragonlight4683 Yeah im pasty too...
Aww love your deltarune pfp
"Crap I dont have my weapon anymore!"
*literally missing his hand*
CooperDaScooper His most effective weapon was his hand
Who needs hands! I NEED TO MURDER SOMEONE
Just a scratch
@@snoochpounder TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND
What when
*kills someone whit a bear trap*
Kevin: Im the greatest scoundrel that has ever lived
*gets decapitated immediately*
Kevin: maybe not
I love how whenever Kevin makes a friend in a game he's like "Yup this is my husband now"
Mission: Protect the King
Kevin: *he is trying to dethrone the king*
He would fit in real well with Game of Thrones... For one episode.
Seledoon Army do you're parents not give you enough attention that's why you are annoying person
Hes Macbeth
Seledoon Army I guess I can't fucking type
The Mad Mystic he would play a great corpse
Kevin: hi I'm a professional gamer with *1.9 Million subs*
Struggles to read the title
I mean it was a german title after all
It's murder-house in English.
you should have said "struggles with game because he didn't play tutorial"
Bold of you to assume Kevin is a professional at anything...
@@nathanlevesque7812 nope, Mordhau is a sword technique. No house
"be careful, I'm helping!" Kevin in multiplayer in a nutshell
12:42
You meant fecker... right Kevin? Must have been your accent.
I didn't even notice it.
Elite Of Artorias
Translation: I am not a Kevin fan
@@jordan3400 ?
@@jordan3400 actually, I am a fan but I didn't notice either. You don't have to be constantly attentive and catch every little detail to not be a fan.
Heather :P
Heather, sometimes the internet is a place of whimsy.
Of fun.
Of archaic novelty.
Not everything in a UA-cam comments section is to be read out loud with the inflection of an angry teenage boy.
Relax baby, sometimes the pleasure comes from the journey, not the destination.
Pitchfork: *Swinging Motion*
Rake: *Stabbing Motion*
Kevin: *Stares in disbelief*
All Hail Kevin of the Noble House of Feck, Wearer of Pants, Knower of Nothing, He Who Choked on Cheerios and Master of Friendly Fire
Trader of Slaves, Enslaver of Children, Master of Inferior Siege Engines
Hazard to the Innocent, Most Devious Scoundrel in All the Land, Pawn of the Great Leader
Driver of Buses, Lord of the Ring of Fire
Husband of the Grim Reaper, Loyal Companion of Shrek, Slayer of Alien Plants
Best of Chivalry, Master of Music
"here lies sir kevin" "He died as he lived" "eating breakfast"
Kevin: *holding cleaver*
Also Kevin: "I don't have any ammo"
I love how Kevin didn't notice that he stole the server owner's weapon
Whuch one was it
@@kkaa6338 I think it was Jeff the hobo. Or something like that
"Oi Mate!"
@@chipperz4497 cheersa
@@Jeff_the_Hobo Oi mate, hows it goin?
"Don't throw rocks at me. I'm climbing. It's against the Geneva Convention!"
Except they were turds. Biological warfare is hell
@@pp-wo1sd No, they are fossilized turds, much harder
Not joking, i read this as it played word for word
@@lloyd355 Not Joking, I read it after the video, because comments have spoilers
What kind of sociopath reads the comments while the video is playing?!
8:00 "See? RED!.... No wait, That's blood." - Soldier
“Be careful, IM HELPING”
-Call Me Kevin: 2019
Dearest Kevin,
I beg of thee to playeth moreth of this game.
This one must sayeth, thou hast quite the quaint vocabulary, sire.
Boreth Ragnarok
Thou art correct. It would be spectacular
Aye!!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! Forwaaaaaaaaarrrd!!!
Hi guys my name is Kevin
*zooms in on "HIDE"*
That's the most accurate advice I've ever been given
"you would've thought the air go through the little holes but nope. choked." hahaha
15:43 I actually thought he was yelling "SHAAAAAAAUUUUNN!"
Mordhau but the Medieval times wouldn’t have survived Kevin
Day 1 of asking AxxL to stop please I’m begging you it’s not funny
Ngl it scared me
@@AxxLAfriku Hi there you ungrateful bastard.
*STOP ADVERTISING!*
Kevin: “Be careful, I’m helping”
Never have I heard you utter such an accurate depiction of yourself Kevin
3:42
"Maybe I am the hero after all.
Yes! I'm beating up farmers! Heh"
How dare you turn against your own, Kevin.
AWW how cute Kevin throwing shade on GOT S8 EP3
Made my week after complaining about GoT nonstop since e3 aired
Hehe, shade, I get it
His scream sounds like the guy that was murdered in Kevin’s planet coaster park
That scream is actually from something really freaky. Something like the 2 girls 1 cup reaction vids 10+ years ago.
@@sheldon9369 It's actually from a porn where the guy nuts so hard he starts screaming his damn head off. Freaks the girl out, and ended his porn career before it even properly started.
I love how in the intro it goes “hi my name is Kevin” and the screen flashes HIDE
@Batman The Dark Knight ok
Batman The Dark Knight I now I’m late but ?
@@jeffo7799 he was trying to be a funny smart ass when someone was just saying what part of the video they liked
Kevin: Gets one kill
Also Kevin: I'm a literal god bow down before me!
Great leader: Am I a joke to you?
Did anyone else catch that pic from Monty Python?
"his little face"
Made this video 10x better :D
Day 7 of telling Kevin that he is loved and appreciated
Day 9999999 of Kevin being locked up in Jim Pickens' underground basement and being forced to run his cult while Jim impregnates aliens
I honestly truly believe that Jim Pickens is real and Kevin is his prisoner, forced to make content for him and spread the word of the dear leader
This is good
aww
No it’s day 4 I say you on the last video
Mordhau but I bring a medieval bow to a knife fight
But I bring a catapult to a knife fight
8:01
"See! Red! No.. wait, that's blood." -TF2 Soldier
“There’s nothing wrong with being emotional sometimes, even if that emotion wants you to inflict pain on others!”
🤣
Basically all Marvel villains in a nutshell.
Hi there,
this is Nikki Perez, Marketing Director of AppNana. Congrats on the success of your channel. I love your videos and watch it all the time.
Hi Nikki,
Thanks for your kind congratulations on the success of my channel. I'm very glad you love my videos and watch it all the time.
Did you review my ad again? I hope you liked the singing. You seem to be avoiding the question of whether or not you liked the ring of fire? To be truthful, it's really upsetting.
Signed,
Call Me Kevin (The *1.902* MILLION SUBSCRIBER UA-camr)
anony paws LOLLL
Ok?
Please tell me that this is just a joke
@@grabthegunsormantheguns911 it is.
Gets a small cut on the arm*
Dies 3 days later from infection
Oof
Can I get an F in the chat guys?
No.
E
Medival F
Kevin; mans a catapult (with no training at all), plays a lute, and screams at his fellow soldiers "FORWARD!"
I'd say he did do most of the work for his team.
"Let me get that lift for you my lord" Starts stabbing him 15 seconds later.
*Kevin:attacks someone from the back*
*Someone:kill kevin*
*Kevin:where's your honor!!!!*
Petition to make Kevin play Shrek super slam from ps2
14:09 Nice back to the future reference lmao. Love that trilogy
"A very peaceful and forgiving tree"
What kinda trees have you encountered before 0.0
Those.. those are not rocks. They're throwing Turds Kevin, I swear.
"If I was a Game of Thrones character I'd just be one of the dead bodies"
I wonder if I ever saw Kevin so happy playing a game, damn he's literally enjoying it...for real... Btw cool game, Kevin do more please!
A few days ago, I was talking in the Patreon Games discord channel and hoping you'd play this game. Today I got my first ever shout-out at the end. Kevinception moment, together with Liverpool's match last night. I'm in geek heaven. 💜
The more Kevin grows up, the more he looks like a traditional angry Irishman! (in a good way)
Happy birthday Kevin
(We'll get it right someday)
True
Shadowfox HD october 10th
November 18th
Im pretty sure its November 10th
nov 10
Kevin: "I'm excited"
Me *rubbing my thighs*: "me too Kevs, me too"
Me: concerned
@@Cult_Simone okay. Thanks
I really hope that doesnt mean what i think it means
Ok, I won't judge
"im the greatest scoundrel ever!" literally gets killed half a second later
when you order the hobo box it doesn't come with food but you can sleep in it
I'm a hero!
*dies not a millisecond after he says that*
Kevin, that is a rapier, dont swing like some street fighter, a gentleman lunges with his rapier.
Reminds me of my glorious PvP days in WoW. My best fight was against DK with Monk, we just dueled the whole 15 minutes the match lasted. First he was all jumpy and cheery, like "oh some monk I'll just wipe him" and when it wasn't that easy I could see how his movements changed, we both got more serious. Then we just dueled, killed each other, and after every death/respawn we rushed straight on to each other to continue our fight.
We couldn't speak with words, so we spoke with our skills. It was maybe the best experience I had with that game over the years. Even after all these years it still warms my heart to know, that there is someone out there who might have felt the same way. There was no anger, no grudge, no care about which team won. It was only me and him, doing what we both loved. All that made me feel that we somehow got to know a bit of each other, trying new tricks, weird jukes, it was our way to communicate.
Those moments are something I still miss about WoW. Tried to pick up the game couple of times, but it's just not the same anymore. Or maybe it's me who changed. But I got a bunch of good memories and will value them as long as I can hold on to them.
4:00 Mandella Effect. It has ALWAYS been Remove the "Sword from the Crotch"....
it never was sword in the stone.
Google it Kevin.
In reality they meant to say Sword in the Stones
Day 68 of asking Kevin to bring back the Comedy Night.
Mona Beansa, another day missing you.
It would be day 117 of asking Kevin to bring back the Baking Bad.
Legendary
"At least I'm trying, even if it's not accomplishing anything." You see people? That's some inspiration for ya. Even if nothing comes of it... at all... never give up. Good job and hilarious video as always Kevin.
“I’m here, don’t worry.”
And
“Watch out, I’m helping.”
Are two energies that I exude throughout my daily life. Often in the same day.
Chivalry was honestly my favorite game to just run around with a mace
I’m Essentially Dead *RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!*
Thanks for uploading on my birthday
And every other day of the week
Happy birthday my friend
Thanks
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday my blessed child
@Ludwig Hans von Bajdola no one Cares its Konners Birthday
kevin, you alwys brighten up my evenings after learning the whole day. thanks for that
Hey Kevin. Been watching your videos a while now. They really chill down my anxiety levels and cheer me up 🙂. Basically just a thanks for been proper funny and entertaining matey .
At 11:26 I Literally started crying laughing 😭😭😭😭
Day 68 of asking Kevin to play The Emperors New Groove.
Subject #74
Legendary, as always, b.
ALMOST 69
King RBLX. Your username explains everything.
King RBLX or you could say...
Almost *_heaven_*
The loot playing and the shouting at the end literally had me in tears laughing
Hey Kevin. I haven't watched your videos in a while, but wanted to see people play this one. You're by far the most talented person playing this game, and I'm 10 seconds in and already laughing at "mordhau do you say that"
Mordhau the hell would anyone stay sane with Kevin on the battlefield
Your name gives me edgy teenager vibes, but that was a really good joke.
You get a pass from me!
Sebastian Rašl Yeah, I know lol. It’s because I haven’t changed it since I first got it
I had to read it a few times befpre it clicked, as in my head voice the name of this game sounds like "More-dough".
@@SpinningTurtle66 I got you!
We all made mistakes when we were younger and edgier :D
Alissa GeeArr I just went off of how Kevin himself said it, though I’m not sure I should take his word for anything...
I was not expecting you to play this game.
This is great.
r/unexpectedcallmekevin
Not that that’s the way it’s supposed to be used but you didn’t expect Kevin to do it
Kevin plays all
Kevin does all Jim wills to happen
4:08 I guess you need to remove the sword from HIS STONES
*W H E E Z E*
It's the middle of the f**ing night and i am sitting at my desk laughing loudly like an idiot watching this priceless piece of game mastery. "Can this saw actually hurt me? Yes it can!!"
"Be careful, I'm helping!" Me!
I helped the other team during a soccer match once.
That's me in every pe class
Mordhau but my sword isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
I don't want the king catching a cold Kevin says, as he walks along with a sword drenched in the kings blood
I'm just gonna be the one to call attention to the fact that every time this man starts his video he immediately zooms in on a word like "Help" or in this case "HIDE" and I think that its the best thing in the world
Thanks for the upload Kevin. I’ve been in the hospital past three days. Battling an awful infection and your videos are cheering me up! Have a good one mate!
Mordhau but i'm the only Knight that prays in the church of pickens
Like if YOU pray in the church of pickens
Kevin: This is a fecking cool game, i love it.
Also Kevin: *never plays it again*
Kevin: they are throwing rocks at me Me: those weren’t rocks they were turds
Play spongebob revenge of the flying Dutchman for ps2 please would love it edit: or Scooby doo night of 100 frights for ps2 both at amazing
Daniel Sheeran yes omg what a CLASSIC
@@fredjiejones it was fantastic Scooby doo night of a 100 frights would be really good too
Scooby Doo and the Cyber Chase for ps1 was not to bad either
When his character started screaming I lost it hahah
Day 48 of thanking Kevin for being awesome and making me laugh every day.
Kevin: follow me over here like real mean
(they follow him)
Kevin: where is your honor!
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Not a single soul:
Kevin: FECK
Sorry to tell you this but...
That wasn't funny.
Seriously though, up your joke game!
@@Papacarrot ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhk
@@bubbles1564 Yup
Dear Leader.
Now that I have your attention tell Kevin to play lego games!!!!!!!
Congrats on the success of your channel I love your videos and watch it all the time.
Kevin: they are throwing rocks
Me: that's not rocks they are throwing
Jim vs. The Roman Empire: Who would win?
Picone.
Easy Pickens
Easy. The Roman Jim Empire.
When the Irish lad Butchers the pronunciation of one of the most Irish names there is😂🤦 "Aoife"
Mordhaus was the name of the "castle" where the band Dethklok lived !
Mordhau is also the Mordhau grip, which is when you hold your sword by the blade and use it as a club, attacking with the guard and pommel so that you can have the center of mass further out to generate more force, great for attacking armoured opponents.
This was the best video I have seen in a long time! I love you dearly
A man in plate drenched in blood screaming "where horsey" at you would be terrifying
I binge watch Kevin’s videos but instead use them as background noise.
Mordhau but I would’ve made it so we never got to 2019
YESSSSS! I really wanted you to play this! :D
I hope you play it again and do another video matey!
I used to love Chivalry as well, and still play it with friends every once in a while. This game looked a lot like Chivalry with better mechanics and stuff, and your video really made me wanna play it!
Day #58 of asking Kevin to play Doctor Who The Eternity Clock.
I took a 3-4 day vacation from writing these comments so I can enjoy life without having to wonder if my comment will be read by Kevin. But now I'm back at it so let's keep the streak going!
Cyber Guy
Epic.
But I read your comments every day, isn’t that enough?
Epic moustache.
Epic
I th out that said Gay #58
Day 1 of asking kevin to play Shrek: The video game.
Just let him watch Shrek on UA-cam and not have too much commentary
14th on trending in Saudi Arabia
**Kevin's in the big leagues now**
ha im dead, kevin in a nutshell "careful, im helping", never change man