Introducing the Hoffman Nut Launcher

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024

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  • @wanderingcalamity360
    @wanderingcalamity360 Рік тому +100

    Truly the modern innovation that the AR platform needs.

  • @Michigan4Conservative
    @Michigan4Conservative Рік тому +120

    Now, not only will the AFT be monitoring you, but the FDA and department of Forrest Management will be too. 😅
    Well done.👍

    • @gabrho
      @gabrho Рік тому +3

      One big happy alphabet soup bowl😊

    • @Michigan4Conservative
      @Michigan4Conservative Рік тому +1

      Did this have a name already?
      Perhaps you could call it: The squirrel nut flipper"?

    • @JazAero
      @JazAero Рік тому +1

      don't forget International Federation of Pelota Vasca which governs the sport of jai alai Tim has invented the tactical version.

    • @MrZpeppers
      @MrZpeppers Рік тому +1

      In all seriousness there’s an fda agent with pictures of this all across his desk trying to connect it to domestic terrorism

  • @96vmax4
    @96vmax4 Рік тому +3

    I love videos where creators are waving around the real subject matter and not me too ing it or using it just to stick it to UA-cam. That's super awesome man, keep it up. I think a solid printed Glock look alike with a barrel size the same as a buffer tube so it could be a pistol brace would be a good laugh.

  • @AaronShadowMoses
    @AaronShadowMoses Рік тому +6

    That's pretty awesome

  • @40SnWfan
    @40SnWfan Рік тому

    Happy April fools day. Haven't seen Lock Picking Lawyer yet.

  • @mastermaker666
    @mastermaker666 Рік тому

    People really need to kill the concept of Aprils fools...................

  • @vedrisca
    @vedrisca Рік тому +105

    That barefoot sprint is insane, given the amount of dead material on the forest floor.

    • @gabrho
      @gabrho Рік тому +21

      Hobbitses, precioussss

    • @Shep01
      @Shep01 Рік тому +12

      Your feet get used to it the more you do it. I have seen dudes running marathons bare foot. You have to run/ walk correctly or you break a foot bone fast. Makes your feet and balance at the ankle way stronger.

    • @morpheusgreene2704
      @morpheusgreene2704 Рік тому +4

      lol youve never left your house

    • @calholli
      @calholli Рік тому +5

      I can't remember the last time I wore shoes. not a joke

    • @dez3940
      @dez3940 Рік тому

      Not if ur feet are fucked

  • @simoncleret
    @simoncleret Рік тому +95

    To those wondering why other walnuts are not interchangeable with black walnuts, it's because of the natural dye in the hull of the black walnut that makes wounds particularly debilitating. Engineers are still investigating the use of heartnuts instead, as their hard/pointy shells may offer some armour penetrating capabilities.

    • @huntersharddrive6951
      @huntersharddrive6951 Рік тому +10

      Also much like with firearms it’s much more likely to be an effective “assault walnut” if it’s black

    • @bdbeats7209
      @bdbeats7209 Рік тому +2

      ​@@huntersharddrive6951 😂😂😂

    • @simoncleret
      @simoncleret Рік тому +1

      @@huntersharddrive6951 That's what I said!

    • @TheEngineer4077
      @TheEngineer4077 Рік тому

      Launching heartnuts at your enemies. Imagine the what soldiers would draw and write on them before deploying.
      "It's Valentines Day, Every Day!"
      "I

    • @shaneridge9557
      @shaneridge9557 Рік тому +1

      Black walnut= armor piercing

  • @Fortenurg
    @Fortenurg Рік тому +15

    This is the most Chad lacrosse stick I have ever seen.

  • @hoo-t
    @hoo-t Рік тому +14

    I have 2 pecan trees. Do you have any plans to design one chambered for pecan?

  • @notthistimenet
    @notthistimenet Рік тому +10

    Tim, black walnuts are heavily restricted in some states. Is it possible convert this to pecan or even cashew? Thanks. Asking for a friend.

  • @nextlvlroy
    @nextlvlroy Рік тому +22

    How Tim could accomplish without laughing takes some great acting skills!

  • @speedyd8150
    @speedyd8150 Рік тому +8

    Nobody needs a walnut launcher that size. We must ban all assault walnuts.

  • @HistoricMetals
    @HistoricMetals Рік тому +12

    Missed opportunity here: "Your Walnut Holder" should be properly called by it's MilSpec name - the Nut Sack

    • @c3bhm
      @c3bhm Рік тому +1

      My thoughts exactly. Came here to the comments to see if I was alone in the universe. (Best usage of the term was in the 30 Rock episode where Kenneth tells the story of how his prized pig bit his off.)

  • @chadblows
    @chadblows Рік тому +14

    Can you test this on ballistic gel? Also will this work with smaller caliber nuts like Macadamia?

  • @shoebert31
    @shoebert31 Рік тому +4

    So the question we are all wondering, does it come in FDE?

  • @babushkakyd5618
    @babushkakyd5618 Рік тому +11

    What an incredible new product. I can't believe no one has not thought of this before.

  • @backwoodsbrooksknives4625
    @backwoodsbrooksknives4625 Рік тому +6

    It could actually be useful for training. If you have a bunch of walnuts you could throw them out of the launcher and shoot them before they hit the ground.

  • @KamikazKid
    @KamikazKid Рік тому +4

    Very nice, will there be a keymod compatible version?

  • @bnl346
    @bnl346 Рік тому +11

    You're the man! I've always had a need for something like this, for when Crap Hits the Fan!
    I love you man, Happy April 1st!
    What's not an April Fool's, is this thank you. You've done nothing short of amazing work for the 3d printing community. We cannot thank you enough. Not only have you done so much good for 3d printing, but you're spreading freedom for the 2A rights community as well. The more and more regulation that comes out, will have no effect, thanks to work like yours and many others.
    Thank you for your hard work.

    • @dragonrln
      @dragonrln Рік тому +1

      No problem... it will probably throw "Crap" too.

    • @JesusDied4U-n9v
      @JesusDied4U-n9v Рік тому

      @@dragonrln so it throws boom boom sauce?

  • @zaksk8s
    @zaksk8s Рік тому +5

    There are now 6 items that make your rifle and assault weapon. Thanks a lot, Hoffman.

  • @newwaveinfantry8362
    @newwaveinfantry8362 Рік тому +3

    Thanks for helping me realize that it's April Fools.

  • @THOR_THE_GOD
    @THOR_THE_GOD Рік тому +3

    Took me a minute, glad I remembered what day it is! 😅

  • @poespride
    @poespride Рік тому +4

    Listen here, buddy. I've been watching you for a year, now. Fool me once shame on me...😂😂😂

    • @HoffmanTactical
      @HoffmanTactical  Рік тому +2

      Yes. Last year we went a little too real. Had to tune it down a little ;)

  • @captainironbat8193
    @captainironbat8193 Рік тому +3

    Dude I've gotta ask. Were you homeschooled? I was homeschooled so I've just gotta ask.

  • @jonduncansakurawallknifegarden

    Dude, they just asked me for ID and background check at the store, here in ca, for walnuts. I knew that there was a reason. They told me there was a 10-day waiting period, that I had to fill out papers, and that they would regulate them.

  • @steelwitness
    @steelwitness Рік тому +3

    I love all the people shocked that he can sprint through the woods without shoes. tell me you grew up inside without telling me you grew up inside lmao

  • @JamesSmullins
    @JamesSmullins Рік тому +4

    No walnuts in Texas but this got me thinking about launching cactus. We've got this extremely annoying one nicknamed jumping cactus because you can't walk near it without having small pieces break off and stick to your legs.
    Launch those at the enemy and they'll be so busy cussing trying to get them off they won't be able to shoot at you. That leaves us time to prepare a full scale prickly pear attack leaving them withering on the ground in agony. We could walk right past them and take over their base.
    Let the great cactus war begin!

    • @BigJoker
      @BigJoker Рік тому +1

      Man jumping cactus is no joke. That shit is nuts.

    • @JamesSmullins
      @JamesSmullins Рік тому

      @@BigJoker I'd get rid of it on the ranch but the fruit tastes pretty good, a bit like strawberries. So I leave them alone mostly along with other wild edibles like prickly pear, hack berry trees, yucca and a few others. If things get bad I've got a native plant that doesn't need watering and good for food, soap and cordage. The yucca fills all three spots.

  • @l.m.7081
    @l.m.7081 Рік тому +4

    I don't have access to black walnuts. Could this be adapted for crab apples?

  • @paintballercali
    @paintballercali Рік тому +5

    I live in inferior pecan country will this be compatible?

    • @HoffmanTactical
      @HoffmanTactical  Рік тому +1

      No, even when resized, pecans need a higher curve rate to stabilize properly.

    • @paintballercali
      @paintballercali Рік тому +1

      @@HoffmanTactical man they aren't even good for throwing. Smg

  • @erichandyauto
    @erichandyauto Рік тому +5

    Neutralizing a threat with a Black Walnut is genius!!! Keep up the great work!! You rock!

  • @JinKee
    @JinKee Рік тому +5

    Make one in white for snowball arctic warfare

  • @ivanadiego6067
    @ivanadiego6067 Рік тому +3

    Now they will say that now anyone can make "Ghost walnut launchers" at home just using a 3D printer.

  • @xen3534
    @xen3534 Рік тому +2

    Nobody needs walnuts of this caliber for home defense. Acorns are more than enough. Lighter, more velocity. I read somewhere it can ricochet inside the skull, doubling potential damages.

  • @yourlocaltoad5102
    @yourlocaltoad5102 Рік тому +3

    And so Hoffman spoke to the people and said „He, who hasn’t previously been intoxicated by walnut gas, shall throw the first nut.“

  • @trapperjohn7571
    @trapperjohn7571 Рік тому +2

    OMG, this is so unsafe! That thing is going to blow up in your face. There's no way plastic can handle a full size walnut. Maybe a chestnut

  • @kaperevets6372
    @kaperevets6372 Рік тому +2

    This obviously violates YT reloading policies. Anticipate a blured version and a channel strike explanation video in the near future.

  • @fixedG
    @fixedG Рік тому +2

    Absolutely devastating.

  • @MoJosMojo
    @MoJosMojo Рік тому +2

    I’m hesitant to make a unregistered destructive device. Is there a 37mm version?

  • @jimboalogo
    @jimboalogo Рік тому +2

    Walnut caliber launchers will also launch egg calibers, but egg caliber launchers will not launch walnuts.

  • @bdbeats7209
    @bdbeats7209 Рік тому +3

    Those new versions of the ORCA just keep getting better and better. Keep up the great work you barefooted genius

  • @JazAero
    @JazAero Рік тому +1

    I only just now got this notification for this video thank you UA-cam! Hey Tim @HoffmanTactical congratulations you've invented the first tactical Jai alai cesta !.

  • @jasonbourne5620
    @jasonbourne5620 Рік тому +3

    Best April fools

  • @blam3329
    @blam3329 Рік тому +1

    Just in: black walnuts now being legislated and taxed, and restriction actions are being discussed. Also, there’s is a sudden shortage of black walnuts. Weird timing.

  • @benjaminshort4169
    @benjaminshort4169 Рік тому +1

    Can the Rocky Mountain boys get a pinecone launcher?

  • @CanineDefenseTechnologies
    @CanineDefenseTechnologies Рік тому +3

    Even after all the hints of a "dead simple" "ludicrous" M-LOK accessorie, this is beyond what I imagined 😂

  • @dragonrln
    @dragonrln Рік тому +1

    Great idea, but won't work for me because it isn't ambidextrous. And I didn't see a safety, so I guess it will be outlawed in Blue States.

  • @michaellebert8907
    @michaellebert8907 Рік тому +2

    We must ban these assault attachments

  • @LancasterM972
    @LancasterM972 Рік тому +1

    This is just what I needed for my personal protection. LOL

  • @SinSpawn9000
    @SinSpawn9000 Рік тому +1

    I know its supposed to be a joke, but have any of you ever been hit by a black walnut? Its like being hit by a wooden baseball.

  • @savvygood
    @savvygood Рік тому +2

    I’m going to need two of these.

  • @spaceghostedits
    @spaceghostedits Рік тому +1

    Can't wait to see how the ATF justifies banning tactical nut chuckers!

  • @Foodhat
    @Foodhat Рік тому +3

    I'd be interested to see where development can be made on this design. Are there any plans to address the cyclic rate in the next iteration?

  • @huntersharddrive6951
    @huntersharddrive6951 Рік тому +1

    You might want to blur it out when you actually load the walnuts. Don’t want to see you get a UA-cam strike!

  • @Shep01
    @Shep01 Рік тому +2

    Any one hit with a black walnut knows...

  • @Are0hEssEss
    @Are0hEssEss Рік тому +1

    This would make for much more interesting lacrosse games.

  • @3darms
    @3darms Рік тому +3

    With a little bit of training the walnut launcher becomes the primary weapon.

  • @sevenity2677
    @sevenity2677 Рік тому +1

    The Hoff! Got not one but 2 feet forward more than John McClaim from die hard!🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

  • @igpp694
    @igpp694 Рік тому +1

    ATF will get pissed with this game changing acessory

  • @macddesignreview-make-and-4207

    im thinking kiwis might be a secondary ammo Sorce .

  • @user.A9
    @user.A9 Рік тому +1

    Walnut launchers already banned in CA, i'm sure.

  • @mrohloff1
    @mrohloff1 Рік тому +1

    Welp, I didnt know it was april fools day...

  • @meadball1
    @meadball1 Рік тому +1

    Is there a left-handed version? or a Dual Launcher?

  • @wtdconcepts
    @wtdconcepts Рік тому +1

    Does anyone know where to buy green tip walnuts?

  • @Gambitt1970
    @Gambitt1970 Рік тому +1

    But seriously, how about a real walnut launcher that uses blanks?

  • @RyeOnHam
    @RyeOnHam Рік тому

    The Russians will never be able to counter this. "Do you like nuts? How about DEEZ NUTZ?!"

  • @TheEverydayEnthusiast
    @TheEverydayEnthusiast Рік тому +1

    Reminds me of the movie The Patriot in the opening scenes😅

  • @instantdeath7977
    @instantdeath7977 Рік тому +1

    Will this fit a tennis ball? Asking for my dog

  • @joesashiify
    @joesashiify Рік тому +3

    Can you make an under mount 🥔 launcher?

    • @gabrho
      @gabrho Рік тому +1

      Especially with a Mapp gas-oxygen mixture as propellant 🥰

  • @Finegold88
    @Finegold88 Рік тому +1

    i printed the nut launcher and the feds raided my house

  • @shawnmay5875
    @shawnmay5875 Рік тому +1

    What a great April fools mr.hoffman

  • @garrettburke9035
    @garrettburke9035 Рік тому +1

    Why haven't heard the banger of a song at the end befoee

  • @rcstl8815
    @rcstl8815 4 місяці тому +1

    Lacrosse players enter the chat...

  • @tlgmarten
    @tlgmarten Рік тому +1

    Finally, a projectile for enemies with a nut allergy.

  • @MrActionproductions
    @MrActionproductions 7 місяців тому +1

    But does it work with acorns?

  • @garrettburke9035
    @garrettburke9035 Рік тому +1

    You should make and release a homemade walnut

  • @MrBeef_08
    @MrBeef_08 Рік тому +1

    I'm not falling for it this year 🎉

  • @mjohnson43136
    @mjohnson43136 Рік тому +1

    We’re going to be seeing this on the battlefield in Ukraine.

  • @Beans420MoreBeans
    @Beans420MoreBeans Рік тому +1

    Theoretically if you run out of black walnuts, you could sling frags from that bad boy

  • @thebakedbrotato1337
    @thebakedbrotato1337 Рік тому +1

    I have so many questions...

  • @BigBadJones
    @BigBadJones Рік тому +1

    Coconut launcher next?

  • @roadiesgarage3816
    @roadiesgarage3816 Рік тому +3

    I love it, really letting the nuts hang out🫡💪💪

  • @raulduke7142
    @raulduke7142 Рік тому +1

    May work for pineapples too

  • @Loyal69
    @Loyal69 Рік тому +1

    Bro didn't show his shots. Just cuts of hit. What a grifter. 😅 Love it

  • @JaykPuten
    @JaykPuten Рік тому +2

    I love that you use today, the first as the day to release a "faux" product that would have some legitimate practical use, assuming that walnut doesn't "grow into a tree" before tossed at your opponent, out here in Hawaii I'll have to import walnuts, as we just have 🍍

  • @Darksider7190
    @Darksider7190 Рік тому +1

    i can now drop nuts on the atf.

  • @SnappyPolarBear
    @SnappyPolarBear 6 місяців тому +1

    Way ahead of his time

  • @politicalfoolishness7491
    @politicalfoolishness7491 Рік тому

    Could be a grenade thrower too. If the army will pay $2000 for a hammer, imaging how much you can charge for that innovation - $5000? And the deluxe version has a string to pull the pin automatically so the soldier isn't in a rush, only $1000 more. 🤣🤣🤣LOL

  • @Dutch.W
    @Dutch.W Рік тому +1

    *confused ATF noises*

  • @TheEngineer4077
    @TheEngineer4077 Рік тому

    You say you've created the perfect Black Walnut Launcher. I say you've created the best manual grenade launcher. I mean the hand grenade varieties, not the SAGMs. Why would you throw a grenade round when you can shoot it?
    Sell the patents to the US Armed Forces for a $1,000,000. Maybe even more.

  • @weld4200
    @weld4200 Рік тому +1

    BRO😮.no way u need firearms..the barefoot sprint thru the woods says it all

    • @HoffmanTactical
      @HoffmanTactical  Рік тому +2

      I'm not sure if that's good or bad, but I'll take it ;)

    • @weld4200
      @weld4200 Рік тому +2

      @Hoffman Tactical it's good bro 👌

  • @FreedomKat
    @FreedomKat Рік тому +1

    Happy April Fools lol

  • @vincentvalerio915
    @vincentvalerio915 Рік тому +1

    Lacross for the 2a

  • @ObservantSeedsower
    @ObservantSeedsower Рік тому

    I actually forgot today is April fools day and for a minute there I was like "oh Lord, they've gotten to him".

  • @bobkin611
    @bobkin611 Рік тому

    Do you have plans to make a nut or other round object launcher? I'm not sure how well the PLA stuff can handle the pressure of blanks but it would be a neat thing to have!

  • @rodjava
    @rodjava Рік тому

    I love it bro! No walnuts where I live, but plenty of homeless crap on the streets of San Francisco that I will use.

  • @in_significant
    @in_significant Рік тому

    Finally, something liberals will fully back and defend in the firearms industry.

  • @Cerrack40
    @Cerrack40 Рік тому +1

    Imagine the capabilities with grenades

    • @nickloven6728
      @nickloven6728 Рік тому

      I thought walnuts were code for grenades 😅

  • @SamSung-jn5fi
    @SamSung-jn5fi Рік тому +1

    Them feet tho

  • @PlainsPrepper
    @PlainsPrepper Рік тому

    Mom can we get M203.
    No we have M203 at home.
    The M203 at home.