By the way, can you survive a dystopia? By the way, can you survive a plane crash? By the way, can you survive titanic? By the way, can you survive a ghost haunting? By the way, can you survive a police chase? By the way, can you survive Stephen? By the way, can you survive space? By the way, can you survive prison? By the way, can you survive *insert any natural disaster here*
By the way, can you survive a night in the same house as Stephen? Edit: For the love of god, stop commenting. It pains me every time I get a notification from this. Edit again: Guys I've become immune to the notifications. Can we hit 500 comments?
A concept: Stephen at his kid's trial, just now learning about the murder weapon the kid used. "A knife." the kid says. Stephen, outraged, jumps to his feet and yells at the top of his lungs: "STEPHEN JR. ARE YOU SERIOUS?! I TAUGHT YOU BETTER! KNIVES ARE TOO INFORMAL! WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!" The jury looks at Stephen, confused and terrified. Stephen continues, unfazed: "SENTENCE HIM/HER TO LIFE NOW, YOUR HONOR, S/HE DOESN'T DESERVE ANYTHING LESS!" Eventually security and the guards have to drag a furious and still-shouting Stephen out of the courtroom as his kid just sits there, dumbfounded but also slightly ashamed. The kid twiddles their thumbs and whispers: "Knives ARE too informal... shoulda used the .22 and the silencer... Damn!" Lol sorry for wasting your time have the life you deserve (karma will decide what that may be) bye
My 'Knives are too informal' Shirt arrived last week and let me tell you it is my absolute favorite. It's so comfy. So fcking comfy. And it's so long I can almost wear it as a dress. I love it. XD
1:51 Hosuh, when will you learn that Stephen will never discriminate when it comes to murder? Human? Alien? Sentient? Adorable? Supernatural? Who cares, they're all gonna be equally dead!
Thank you so very much for everything you did today and I am so happy to see it again hi militarily person happy birthday beautiful to see how happy 😃 is everything is beautiful safe safe and beautiful beautiful happy 😃 I you is beautiful thank and love happy birthday beautiful beautiful thank you so happy much
Personally, it would have to depend on what the alien is like. Ex: -xenomorph: call military -ET: keep it a secret -Superman: pray that it’s a good guy
Stephen as a murderer about to kill Hosuh: Stephen: **looks for Hosuh** Hosuh: **is behind wall** Stephen: WHO WANTS TO COOK WITH ME Hosuh: HELL YEAH! oh no- (edit: WHAT HOW DID I GET THIS MANY LIKES?? I'M NOT FUNNY!)
Steven and hosuh I like the little angel and devil on your shoulders hosuh wants you to do nothing but good stuff and Steven just says murder everything
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Stephen: can I murder him first
Hosuh: CAN YOU COOK WITH ME MR ALIEN? (Pure Innocence)
Omg, sooo cute and so normal
That’s why i like Hosuh😂
Stephen is a murderhobo that’ll slay an entire town of innocents just because they looked at him weirdly
I think Stephen is my soul in disguise
@@deletedaccount1383 jeez dude
6:56 woah there hosuh has unlocked emotion anger
_TigerScratch_ lol
Lmao
*the bleach worked!*
Lol *anger intensifies*
*sweats intensely*
They're corrupting the pure bean
“Hosuh, you will date this alien while I kill it”- Stephen 2018
Words of the wisest
Mystical Psycho :p 911 likes lol call the popo!
1.8k likes and only 1 reply...
TryhardPlayz 1.9 likes...and only two replys........
GachaGamer Lizzy or 9/11...
Ducky_gaming2019
Only 5 replies....
now six
When Hosuh yells in anger everyone gets scared
yea cuz he alomst never gets mad on camera
:3
I never seen Hosuh get mad
6:56
The alien slowly gets cuter and cuter
Omg it does!
Just like Hosuh 😂
It’s cute!
Yeeeeeeep
Your right it is getting cuter😊
every single time they do videos like this stephen always answers can i kill it first
Gabrijel Milićević that’s probably something I would do, I guess it’s a thing
That's why I love Stephen
Kill it first, ask questions next
every single time stephen says he wants to kill it first i can relate
That is why Stephen is so relatable
@@unenricheduranium194 Yep
1:20
HOSUH IS TOO PURE WE MUST PROTECT HIM FROM THE OUTSIDE WORLD!
PROTECT THE HOSUH!
Well if he can survive Stephen, I think he’s pretty good on his own.
@@melonlord4889 Yes.
Yes😍😀😃
Deku Chan
Hosuh protection squad ACTIVATE!!!
*less than 10 seconds in*
Stephen : *CaN I kIlL tHeM fIrSt?!*
At least you didn't say 10 seconds later, since it happened only 6 seconds into the video.
It's 5 seconds in the video and he's like, can I kill the first?
😂😂😂😂😂
Knives are too informal
- Stephen 2018
Hosuh: 6:57
Me: *Backs away slowly while holding a cross.*
So true
Run
Exorcismus te omnis demonus-
"Everyone laugh or else it's racist" omf stephen
I don't get it...
@@liaanne3652welp i get it cuase i am one but is a U.S citizen since i was born here
@@liaanne3652 btw its towards any one that illegally cross the broader into the U.S, short answer, its a joke toward mexicans
@@Clutterart if ur born here ur not illegal
Still racist stephen
0:06 *Oh mY gOsH tHaT cHuCkLe ThO, tHaT wAs sO cUtE*
Yes
Awwwwww reeeeeeeee
UWU master UWU? U should’ve stayed on branding
Weird, it's kinda hot for me.
@@terrykang6829 ya know, now that I watch it again...same
Hosuh is honestly adorable 🤣 “Do you wanna cook with me?!?”
Ikr
IKR
Įķř
666 Likes
I wanna cook with hosuh and the alien
0:05 “Can I murder them first” always Stevan’s first thought
Night dragon and this time it actually makes sense!
Lol
**stephen**
Okay but like that’s his whole personality
God: *appears*
Stephen: "Can I murder them first?"
*Lmao this look like*
*Hosuh:the mother*
*Stephen:the father*
*The alien/Daniel:the child*
Or hosuh the baby
The dad stabs and tries to murder the child? Are you ok?
Men can’t be mothers
BKart Seriously I don’t think he is
@@yourschosen5868 1:53 LOLLLL
6:56 i can't wait until hosuh yells like this again he exudes pure power when he yells
RECOGNIZE MY POWER
@@a.j.montgomery5539 BOW BEFORE ME
YOU. WANNA COOK WITH ME?
uh yeah sure
OMG YES I HAVE STUFF IN THE FRIDGE
"I WANNA JOIN THE COOKING!" I yell with a sign on my back saying, 'WARNING: THIS HOOMIN CANNOT COOK'.
Ok
1:21 when Hosuh is to good for this hell
Amen
A tear rolls down my face
Me: bootiful
4:11 that's such an adorable horse
*stabbity stab*
"hold ye horses"
"HE MADE ME stAY UP UNTIL 5:30 AM"
"IT'S 5:30"
"HE WON'T LET ME SLEEP"
"HELP"
*someone save the poor bean*
Julia 🦄 what?
@@Hggnfruh..j n
5:30
pepsi?
0:23 "I feel we should call ICE in this... Everybody laugh right now or else it's racist"
lmao Steven's hilarious
racist by what liberals say is racist
Stephen
What is ICE?
I still don't understand that joke
2:03 questionable
6:56 When Hosuh yelled I Did and then was shocked over how loud it was uwu
7:09 the portraits oof
who start a fire here?! damnit! it's so hot!
Just click 2:03 whenever they say something it’s hilarious
By the way, can you survive a dystopia?
By the way, can you survive a plane crash?
By the way, can you survive titanic?
By the way, can you survive a ghost haunting?
By the way, can you survive a police chase?
By the way, can you survive Stephen?
By the way, can you survive space?
By the way, can you survive prison?
By the way, can you survive *insert any natural disaster here*
roddick jeudi no one can survive Stephen, not even Stephen
My weeb friends going more insane than normal?
Beat me to it vina ;P.
Edgy joke incoming so don't get triggered
By the way, could you survive homosexuality
Life
Just
Alien: *sneaks into hosuh’s house*
hosuh: *finds alien* oh hi alien. would you like to cook with me?
Alien: ._.
LoL
Ya dat funniest
@Katelyn Roman s h o w m e
Y E S
Hosuh has one goal in life, find a friend to cook with and be wholesome.
By the way, can you survive a night in the same house as Stephen?
Edit: For the love of god, stop commenting. It pains me every time I get a notification from this.
Edit again: Guys I've become immune to the notifications. Can we hit 500 comments?
HopieNinja Oml yes
YES
I think he'll murder me
I need to see this
Answer: you don't
When Hosuh was holding the knife and was smiling, I was more scared of that than all the murder plans Stephen has lol (at 2:52)
When was that?
xd
Yeah, when was that?
Always fear the wrath of a gentle man
KittyGal XD whenny when when?
Daniel: "so you're about to go to bed-"
Stephen x Hosuh shippers: *EXPLAIN WHY THEY'RE SLEEPING TOGETHER DANIEL*
Lol
Gross
That’s a couch
I'm not saying I'm not this, cause I definitely am this.
yeah seems like a thing I'd ask
Hosuh: We shouldn't trust this alien.
Alien: I'm hungry.
Hosuh: *DO YOU WANNA COOK TOGETHER?*
He reacc
He atacc
But most importantly
He stab bacc
ME
Yes
𝚕𝚖𝚊𝚘𝚘𝚘 𝚒𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 690𝚝𝚑 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚎
Yessss
That’s Stephan for ya
By the way, Stephen and Hosuh are magical girls now
Light Yagami I must see it...
what whet uhh perv
Normal type or Madoka type?
@hinata'sOJ MAKE A CONTRACT WITH ME HOSUH
YUS
Stephen: can I murder them first?
Me: this gonna be a great video
That's me in a nutshell
Jajaja
Daniel: By the way, Can you survive an ALIEN ENCOUNTER?
Me: **thinks about the area 51 raid on September 20**
Me laughs in pandemic
Squiggly Lines last tear lol
Now: bro did you hear about the area 51 raid
Time traveler: are you talking about the area 51 massacre
By the way: can you survive the hunger games?
Newtella Yeet YESS BEST IDEA
That's a really good idea
Yeah!
Yaaaassss
Watch film theroy it tells you how
Daniel: You see an alien, what do you say?
Me: Can I keep you?
I would say
YOU’RE IN THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL
Wut i would say: soooo um how do u poop without toilets?
Me:you are f*cling cute and I need you in my life him: :D yes
Me:leave
Lmao i'd say: We have coke and bacon wanna watch Danplan and Sander Sides with me? Or do you wanna have a fun night on a murdering spree?
Love that the guys have almost gotten used to Stephens murderous tendencies
Legend has it...
Hosuh is still looking for a cooking buddy...
*I’LL COOK WITH YOU HOSUH!!*
Depressed-Sushi same I wanna cook with Hosuh
Ann cooked with him! (over on her channel)
I’ll cook with him :>
He's in the Korean Army,Training,For 1.5 years.
He's in the Korean Army,Training,For 1.5 years.
"I could go for some pizza if you have any"
Hosuh : **g a s p** Do you wanna cook with me Mr alien :D
{\_/}
(•>•)
/> 🍕 do you wanna cook with me?
He’s so pure
:> yee
That's racist, his name's Bob xd
When your parents say to do your chores
6:56 I DID!!
By the way, can you get away with murder?
(Stephen would live for this)
Queen of dad jokes YEEEEESSSS
That would be thematically appropriate
Queen of dad jokes oh yeee and armyyy
YASSS
I purple you 💜💜
"to kill or not to kill that is the question"
Steven -2018
Steven anytime
For Steven ussually the ansver is obvious
hosuh is gradually becoming more and more like stephen
soon they will become one and conquer the earth
And me, as a part of this undercover cult, am waiting for that promised day. 😂
NooO MY BBY BOY
TAElusional 5HINee omg😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Sadly...
*My face hurts from smiling so much. How are you guys this awesome???*
I feel like you guys should do ‘can you survive *Stephen* ?’
( recommending an idea :3 )
Yesssss
Destiny
I KNEW IT
Then Stephen has to plan the scenario
He is the only one who truly knows himself.
Hosuh would be dead by 3:00
@@carsonschoch5207 you mean everyone would be dead in 3 minutes because.... Knives are too informal
0:06 HOSUHS LAUGH AT STEPHEN WAS SO PURE MY HEART CANT TAKE IT
Everyone laugh or it’s racist.
The internet in 5 words.
That's 6 words.
Kelp Squid can you count...
@@Ethnen-jb5yi it's = it is making it two words. He technically is right but who cares.
Flo Ho
No tech he isn’t right because the words are together as ONE. So, 5.
lol
By the way, can you survive a Yandere relationship?
Kawaii Potato ooh that’s a good one
Kawaii Potato
;) wink wonk ;)
Ohhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiii *oof*
Stephan will probably kill her first
Yessss
I love Stephen and Hosuh saying stuff that sounds so smart
A concept:
Stephen at his kid's trial, just now learning about the murder weapon the kid used.
"A knife." the kid says.
Stephen, outraged, jumps to his feet and yells at the top of his lungs: "STEPHEN JR. ARE YOU SERIOUS?! I TAUGHT YOU BETTER! KNIVES ARE TOO INFORMAL! WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!"
The jury looks at Stephen, confused and terrified.
Stephen continues, unfazed: "SENTENCE HIM/HER TO LIFE NOW, YOUR HONOR, S/HE DOESN'T DESERVE ANYTHING LESS!"
Eventually security and the guards have to drag a furious and still-shouting Stephen out of the courtroom as his kid just sits there, dumbfounded but also slightly ashamed. The kid twiddles their thumbs and whispers: "Knives ARE too informal... shoulda used the .22 and the silencer... Damn!"
Lol sorry for wasting your time have the life you deserve (karma will decide what that may be) bye
Love it
The only fanfic that is canon
I loved this so much :)
This is amazing :D
I am the kid🙂
Stephen: can I kill them first?
Hosuh: *chuckles* they're in danger
Hosu: 6:57
Me: *slowly walks away* Who are you and what have you done to the little bean?!
XDDD
The weirdwolf *Hosuh
Brain swap
Brain Swamp
6:56 Woah did anyone else not know he could scream also their reaction " Oh my gosh" 😂 ( Woah 35 likes thats the most u ever got thx)
nice 35 likes not like there's 236
I have more likes than subscribers
@@sloppyslack yep
I know right, that was so cute. 😭
now there's 85
"DO YOU WANNA COOK WITH ME MR.ALIEN!?!?!"
Me: My heart can't take this man!!
*Stephen will destroy the world one way or another?*
...
Bye the way, can you survive Stephen?
Yes just yes
Lol yes!!
No one can
I will be stephens friend c:
OMG yes pls
"Quick Laugh or it's racist!"
"Or we'll get raped"
@@leonardisokay5935 roses are red cacti are prickly HOLY SHIT THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
YOU WIL DATE THIS ALIEN
Alien appears
Steven: interesting
3 seconds later
Ima kill it
Alien: I’m traveling
Stephen: he’s going to kill us
Hosuh: what if he’s telling the truth
Stephen: no I’m killing *stab stab*
Stephen's random outbursts of psychopathic thoughts and ideas are the literal reason I subscribed to this channel. XD
I subbed for that and Hosuh and its literary called "DAN PLAN"
Same XD
No one comes for Dan do they
Same 😂
KatozRippla Same. 😆. And Hosuh innocent personality.
My 'Knives are too informal' Shirt arrived last week and let me tell you it is my absolute favorite. It's so comfy. So fcking comfy. And it's so long I can almost wear it as a dress. I love it. XD
My Name is Android Im the CyberLife sent by Connor hi
Kk
Knives are so informal... no wonder I use them instead of guns...
Nice name.
Thanks xD
1:51 Hosuh, when will you learn that Stephen will never discriminate when it comes to murder? Human? Alien? Sentient? Adorable? Supernatural? Who cares, they're all gonna be equally dead!
Stephen: have you ever heard of this great game called football here on earth?
Editor: puts a rugby picture
1M1NDEC1S1VE that’s not rugby
Thats american football, rugby is english
-SugarHoneyIceTea - it’s actually The Australia teams forwards that’s rugby
SSquacky Art it’s Australia’s national RUGBY team
-SugarHoneyIceTea - I play rugby I know what’s they’re doing
"what do you say to the Alien"
YOU ENTERED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL
OML XD
you're a very good cosplayer
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!
“Knife are too informal” -Stephen 2018
Thank you so very much for everything you did today and I am so happy to see it again hi militarily person happy birthday beautiful to see how happy 😃 is everything is beautiful safe safe and beautiful beautiful happy 😃 I you is beautiful thank and love happy birthday beautiful beautiful thank you so happy much
Random Person wot
Personally, it would have to depend on what the alien is like. Ex:
-xenomorph: call military
-ET: keep it a secret
-Superman: pray that it’s a good guy
Don't forget Venom: hope he doesn't eat your liver (if you don't get the reference🥺)
😂😂😂
I like the bright burn reference
@@MrOxford2322 shit, I was gonna reference bright burn
The Omnitrix: Knock out the 10 year old and grab it first
Hosuh quickly became my favourite when I started watching this channel but this video solidified it. "Do you want to cook with me Mr. Alien?" :D
By the way: can you survive Greek/ Roman mythology?
YES
Yeaaaasss
Yes *yes* -yes-
YAWS!!!
Yes
By the way: can you survive your alter ego?
Probably not
XΔDΞS no
No no hell no
No
It will kill me
By the way can you survive the hunger games
edit may 9 2020: JEEZ SO MANY LIKES
YESSSSS
No
YESS
@@kiyaxl4111 why?
actually dat sounds gud
7:34 steven sounds like he is fussing at Hosuh because they just lost there son who just learned how to crawl XD
By the way: can you survive Hosuhs kindness
No 😭😭😭😭😭😭
by the way: can you survive the stephen x hosuh ship?
HOSUH IS MORTY
STEPHEN IS RICK
*IM sHoOk*
By the way, can you survive a fallout Apocalypse
Luci The piece of hamiltrash and peggy
YES
Didn't they already do this
No that was a zombie apocalypse
Luci The piece of hamiltrash SÌ YES
Every time Hosah gets hyped about cooking with someone my little tiny dead heart goes crazy. XD this poor little bean, I love him so much.
0:05 *FIRST* ?
2:02 wouldn't Stephen do it to them
By the way, can you survive cooking with Hosuh?
I wouldnt survive, id be alive
This wins
Hes gonna burn down the whole kitchen lmao
He would be in da pot
Whoa! Hosha can actually raise his voice!? 🤣
I know right he looked so surprised
@@gab904 yeah.
"Everyone laugh, or this is racist" is probably one of the best lines I've heard in a while
I just keep him and say he’s a very dedicated cosplayer
*Bonus. Clip.*
Cuz they havent reached 10min mark yet😂
When it said that I got an ad for red dead redemption
By the way can you survive a face reveal of Hosuh and Stephen?
Like if you agree
Hosuh's excitement when talking about cooking just breathe life into me. XD
I'm honestly in love with these videos 😂
6:55-6:57 oh god this was the first time hosuh got mad omg😂😂
Ronnie Plays i dId!
Are we not going to talk about the beginning STEPHEN AND HOSUH WAS GOING TO SLEEP BY EACH OTHER 😂😂😂
*not only that stephen almost put his arm around hosuh (m p sure)*
@@notslelele4847 you mean like the thing in movies where they stretch and do the thing
( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )
*were
@@notslelele4847, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oh my gosh it’s bob the alien
THEY SAVED HIM
OH My gOsH
by the way, what if you had 3 wishes
Wish for infinite wishes.
@@jammer523691aj That is an illegal wish, and it takes up one wish. You have 2 wishes remaining, what would you like?
Nightmare Fox wish I could make my own wishes :) I’m not asking for MORE wishes. I’m just wishing that I can MAKE my own!
Nightmare Fox i would wish that having infinite wishes weren't illegal
@@nightmarefox4070 Then I would wish that infinite wishes weren't illegal, then I would wish for infinite wishes.
By the way, Can you survive the attack of fire nation?
If I can learn the elements
But that would be good
If you have a wall maybe ..
No.
i thought in something like you are born with one of the elements and then you use then to attack or escape of situations. Lol
"So you guys do do the butt stuff anymore?" LMFAO you sound like you're disappointed 😂
WolfieTaurus DO DO
it was a reference to "cartman gets an anal probe" i think?
nicest alien ever XD
edit: 7:45 ...you know what? never mind.
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
By the way can you survive a TikTok compilation.
yes please
The golden Gamers this needs to be done
The golden Gamers yes, since I do tik tok and depend most of my time in the app
No they’ll just die instantly
Only if you're blind
Stephen as a murderer about to kill Hosuh:
Stephen: **looks for Hosuh**
Hosuh: **is behind wall**
Stephen: WHO WANTS TO COOK WITH ME
Hosuh: HELL YEAH! oh no-
(edit: WHAT HOW DID I GET THIS MANY LIKES?? I'M NOT FUNNY!)
Reverse card 101
Steven and hosuh I like the little angel and devil on your shoulders hosuh wants you to do nothing but good stuff and Steven just says murder everything
Hosuh?
@@prodoctober I was using voice to text
Alien "breaks in the hause"
hosus and stephan: LETS COOK
By the way, can you survive a psycho stalker
Thats just can you survive Stephen.
@@gamev1.5
👏👏👏
By the way can you survive in a world of Stephens?
Like in the game Rust just place traps around your house
By the way, can you survive a yandere*
By the way, can you survive Stephen and Hosuh's face reveals?
Thousands of people of die of dehydration. All gender included..
Leen Jad we can but can they?
That would be too powerful to look at with the naked eye
Kpop
Football and bleach? Sounds like a good time
Helena Rosno i found you on every youtuber i know how!?
hey i see u like everywhere..like what the frick?
Helena Rosno REACTION TIME NOW DANPLAN WHO DA FUCK ARE U
INR
Bleach
*and this is how “Raiding Area 51” started*
6:56 damn hosuh you scared me....but your'e still adorable
7:10
We gotta give Hosah some credit for that damn fine photo of Stephen on the left.
Fine as hell.
MmMmmMm YES 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Oof that wasn’t hosuh, that was one of their animators^^;;
Omg that’s so true tho
The top or the bottom pic??
I think I'd befriend the alien because I've always wanted a friend that was OUT OF THIS WORLD, 🤣
"peace and quiet of Earth"
... you really have not come here before, have you?